KO 45 BINGSMan City: Trafford, Nunes, Khusanov, Guéhi, O’Reilly, Rodri, Silva, Semenyo, Cherki, Doku, Haaland. >Subs: Donnarumma, Reijnders, Ake, Marmoush, Kovacic, Gonzalez, Ait-Nouri, Savinho, FodenLiverpool: Mamardashvili; Gomez, Konate, Van Dijk, Kerkez; Gravenberch, Jones; Salah, Szoboszlai, Wirtz; Ekitike. >Subs: Woodman, Mac Allister, Chiesa, Gakpo, Robertson, Frimpong, Nyoni, Ngumoha, Morrison.
Afternoon chaps
why is no one hyped for the lunchtime footy? :/
>>154109645not on the beeb, shant be watching
I’m making a sausage baguette
>>154109668was ist das beeb?
>>154109645If it's not 15:00 it's not canon, simple as
Lube up, 115, this will only hurt a little.
>>154109668>implying you would have watched it on there anyway
finally some proper football unlike all that non league shit yesterday
>>154109725I have the lurgy I'm stuck on the couch anyway
CAM ON CITTEH
>>154109728>t. proud Slop Six customer
chelsea port vale southampton arsenal ANDchisora wilder later
>>154109700It’s more like 130 now ackchually
>>154109748>Watching the best players in the world is....le bad!!!Do non-leaguers really?
how many today?
>spermzozzle not at right backwill be an actual game today
>Most interesting FA cup goalOh good! That means it wo->On TNTCan't escape these fucking mutts
>>154109817you'll miss him when he's gone
City are winning the domestic treble, btw.
>>154109680State tv. (bbc)
>>154109851I'll miss him depriving Liverpool and Arsenal of titles, but he has been a cancer on this sport. The sooner he fucks off the better.
>Feltch and McmoistJUST FUCK OFF GOD DAMMIT
>>154109873Just be thankful it isn't Ward or Carney lad
The legend came to watch the lug too
>Fletch and McCoistcomfy
>12:45PM on a SaturdayFuck right off, I'm supposed to be asleep right now.
https://www.vipbox.lc/football/manchester-city-vs-liverpool-1-livestream for anyone in need
>You now remember the Carabao Cup
>>154109880Fuck he looks so fragile now
bit low energy compared to Boro/Milwall yesterday
Where's my nigga ISAK???
GOAL
>>154109899bit rude m8
>>154109851> you'll miss him when he's gonefor sure, Pepskino - best kino
bit of a slurper this lads...
h-here i go
why does city get home field advantage?
>>154109898leg hort
GOAL HAAALAND
Football crazy!Chocolate mad!Grab a Power Pod and play football with the lads!
is writz scoring today?
>>154109941the luck of the draw
Every single time City lose possession Doku is to blame.
>salad
>Saladlmfao
Salah's washed, lads.
hes done for lads
great tackle that
>Salah
>>154109965stop being racist.>salahwhat a washed fraud.
How the fuck did he fall off so hard
Would have scored that a few years ago
khusanov is going to be one of the best centre backs of all time
cut back? nah i'll put it out for a corner
> bumsanov> salad
What a salad
>jerky
Cherki is the next big thing
Look at Haaland go
>>154109975I love Guehi and Semenyo. Doku is a liability.
>>154109985could've sworn I typed throw insinus infection has broken my brain
era?
Pepe's daughter is banging!
>>154110017never in a million years
>>154110017>
>>154110027Is that his daughter
>>154110017all ball.cherki is a typical cheating nafri.
>>154110017Takes out his left foot, no?
>>154110027guy on the right looks like him
>>154110027look how embarrassed she is of her dad flailing about, no wonder his wife got the ick and left for a younger guy with more hair
>>154110031It's his new girlfriend. (and daughter)
game's gone
>>154110024post pic please.
>>154109806>>154109986Kek.
>>154110027phwoar look at that baddie next to him
thought he was playing basketball
that's a fucking blatant handball
Sir Alex jumpscare
I hate Doku so fucking much
>city players can literally grab the ball on the pitch and nothing happens
Doku just sprays the ball randomly into nobody, again. City lose possession.
>>154110031yeah
Wirtz is everywherehim and Szobo are their only competent players.
What are they eating?
>>154110081people genuinely believe they'll get more than a fine for the 115
I've placed £35 on Port Vale to beat Chelsea todayoh crap, I should I have checked the previous fixtures they came up against so far Sunderland and Bristol City)oh crap, i REALLY should have checked chelseas formOH CRAP, i definitely shouldn't have seen Port Vale is battling relegation
>>154110093Ferguson is always eating sweets. He's like a child.
>>154110105Its too hot today m8
>>154110105Send an anonymous tip to Rosenior telling him all his starters want to move to Madrid.
>>154110081
>>154110105Chadsea will batter Poort Fail. Saints will batter Arselol. City will beat LiVARpool. Lelds will beat Spam.
reminder that rodri called the refs corrupt in a post-game interview and got fined an hour's wage
ERA
>>154110106Nowt wrong with eating sweets mate
Clear ERA.
ez era
owari la
what a fucking surprisevan disney is so shit
big virgin
>van ACK
omai wa mou
/lug/ incoming
era
crown prince i need another billion
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's all so tiresome
HAAAAAAALAND HAAAAAAALAND HAAAAAAALAND HAAAAAAALAND HAAAAAAALAND HAAAAAAALAND
Vag Dyke is so shitHe's only good in FPL but fucking sucks when you watch him. I can't think of a CB with more mistakes bar shitters like VDV and Chalobah
>>154110145he called in the penal
BUU!
What are City's odds to winning the domestic treble? It's fucking guaranteed now.
this ekitike guy is so bad? don't they have other strikers?
never a pen
>>154109609over
>thoroughly entertaining first half?????????
>>154110158Yes, but he's currently playing on Liverpool's adaptive football division.
>citeh going to win both cups in their worst ever pep seasonlol
>>154110156No one wants Arsenal to win but there's seriously no way they throw their lead away. Yeah yeah >bottlers, but no team is shit enough to lose from their current position.It's like City winning the UCL in 2024
>>154110158They have another. I hear he was purchased for a league transfer record too. Wonder why he's not playing :^)
We all love cp company here
>>154110173>seriously no way they throw their lead awayThey were in a better position three years ago and did so, granted they had Rob Holding and Kiwior in defence with Partey as RB but still.
>>154110164all deceitful pausing should be bannedchoose a way and hit the ball cunt
Van Dyke false 9 with the best pure chance of the game omds Slotty
>>154110164
>>154110188Haaland only added the pause to his game this season after getting brutalised multiple times last season from keepers saving all his pens. He finally took the Kane pill.
where is that isak guy
>>154110197>kiss ignoredKek
>>154110199Pausing is a lot older than Harry Kane zoomie
apologize
HE'S BACK
it's slotOVER
Liversissies?
It's so over, liverbros...
it's ogre
>kwabpool
SLOT OUT
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAND
/LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/ /LUG/
how does konate always get bullied in the air?
>>154110187Difference is City were good that year and barely dropped any points after december.great header by Haaland. He's back.
Liquid Foozball
They;re right you know. Slot out.
RIP Slotty
>>154109609jover
SLOT IN
>>154110202who actually enjoys kitsch shit like thatI'd feel ashamed.
I thought Gakpo was the problem? He didnt start this game and yet Liverslip are getting battered
>>154110240Ripped*
reminder that winning the title doesn't count unless you defend it oncesame as winning the champions league doesn't count unless you win your domestic leagueliversissys dogshit champions
>>154110197Can she blow a kiss to us?
>>154110243>buy the best winger in the league in Januarypep truly is a genius
>>154110247Ecky-teacake has been pretty good m8
Liverbros I don't feel so good...
>Lijnders celebrating Oof
man the decline van dijk and Konate from last season has been abysmal
Where's Dutch City Fan?
city will dominate next season if they don't get relegated, all they needed was rodri back to his best
>>154110232This is exactly why City will win. Arsenal will lose to Mememouth, lose to City and then be taken over.
Van Shite being the most useless player in Liverpools entire life.Burning my fucking supporter flag after this, even if we by some miracle win, I can't deal with this dogshit anymore
>>154110254>>154110263
>>154110273I fucking hope you're right but I struggle to believe after City dropped so manny easy points.
Getting VERY sick of this corrupt club costing Liverpool trophies.
>>154110289arsenal?
>>154110288Had Arsenal not dropped the points they did they'd only need one more point to win the title.
LiverGODS, we are BOX OFFICE
Liversissy is not going to like this
>>154110298Thrilling insight m8
190 on a mad one, vpn hopping.
>>154110293How many trophies has Arsenal won?
>>154110308No fucking shit, but he said>after City dropped so manny easy pointsThat's football, you plank.
what the fuck is up with salah, bloke is completely washed
>thread about City and Liverpool>turns into /arse/fuck off to their containment thread.
Citybros..... our response????????
Bla bla halftime slags bla bla cute girls... I don't even care anymore, I hope Van DYKE dies from AIDS and bonecancer at the same time
>>154110311the emirates cup
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY??!?
>No changesLiversissies...?
>>154110328Isn't it anyone not anybody....
Ready for a comeback
Crazy how fucking shit Slot is. Liverpool is lucky Xabi is patient with them.
We know you're finished, take cherki with you van dyke x
>>154110311
Slotto melty
Is this the boat race thread?
> khusanov
>>154110351I fucking love butter burgers
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>154110351>scratches headwhy is this in a football thread?
>3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3
>liverpoo
CITEHCITEHCITEHCITEH
>>154110351Why cut a burger in half?
>>154110351bu'uh
>>154110351is that enough butter? any american to chime in?
peps still on the edge
how are liverpool so shit?
>>154110369>>154110370heh
>>154110358That's for snubbing us, bitch. Get into the car park
>nobody gave me the odds for City winning the domestic trebleI wish I knew how to gamble ;_;
This could get embarrassing
just called pep let's see if he answers
Bald fraud
City just taking the piss now and having fun lmao
>>154110396what did he say?
>>154110401
It's all so tiresome.. I don't even want to make a Hillsborough joke
>>154109609
Pep is the superior baldy
Thanks liverchuds now I have to find some kino to watch
City gonna batter Chelsea and it isn't even gonna faze Rosiener (can't spell his name) as long as the ball is respected.
>>154110403unfortunately there was a language barrier and he sounded muffled like his hand was over his mouth
i don't think salah is very good bros
Dogshit fucking faggot retard team with a bald fraud manager and cocksucking sissy defenders too busy riding fat black dildos in the halftime instead of strategizing fucking NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER FUUUUUCK! FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!SALAH IS EATING POOOOOOO!HES EATING FECES ON THE FIELD!!!!!!
>the city of Salah
>>154110401> Bald fraudwhich one
Haaland is back lol
noo....NOOO!!!!
>4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4 >4
that's a wrap for slotto and the gang
that was nice
Ugly
>>154109700THIS POSTED AGED WORSE THAN THE 97
oh no no no no no no no
just stop they've had enough
Slotty getting plapped by City bulls
salah hasnt been good for 8 years now
aww that's actually the end of ol' slotto
>VVDWhat does he even do
10 10 10 10 10 10
OH NO NO NO NO HAALAND HATTRICK 9-0 INCOMING
Damn thats rude
Perhaps the 97 was lucky...
lot of players called nico these days. didn't used to see a nico in a team. tons of them now.
THEY'RE WALKING OUT LMFAOOOoOoOoo
poznan is fucking cringe
the poznan is shaking the camera
FIRE DRILL IN THE AWAY END
liverpoop is actually the biggest asterisk english team out there. they're only capable of achieving anything under extremely lenient circumstances.
Humiliation ritual.
Oh god they’ll never live this down
City have the higher ceiling quality-wise, but lack the grinding and monotonous consistency of Arsenal
LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG LUG
>Slot will be sacked 100%>City will use this momentum to cuck Arsenal out of the league
the idea that ratball arse-anal is going to win the league is sad
>>154110469I asked an anon to make that image years ago. I'm glad you saved it and posted it.
Liverpool fans already leaving...wtf its not even 60 minutes
>>154110472What's Big Virg up to?
Apparently one of the largest growing demographics, in terms of the worldwide fanbase of English footy, is Japanese women aged 18-35
Mr FA CUP scores a hattie
where is everyone running off to?
>>154110473all those dildos are 10x the size my cock
AND ANOTHER
>>154110472same through ball as the previous goal
>>154110473I second this, someone please post some fat fucking tits instead. Preferably with a slight tan, and freckles. Something "country" ish
comeback starts now!
WE ARE SO BACK LIVERSPUDS
MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
I have not spoken to another female since March 2020. is this normal?
>>154110454t. Brooks from the Shawshank Redemption
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>154110489>girls buy monster cocks>wow empowering don't need no man>guy buys an onahole>ew, freak, weirdo, pervert, disgusting, go get laid incelit's not fair
Comeback!!! Salaaaaaaaaaaad haha
the liberator of liverpool
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
HE MISSED HAHAHASHASSSAASSHAAAA
>kek
>>154110487kek, will they come back now? plastic fans
>>154110504go get laid incel
>SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH >SALAH
kwab
guys
fucking hell lmao has anyone fallen off quicker than this washed fraud
Haha, fuck the bin dippers
Sala is so washed
Missed the first half lads. Have we been shit or have Man City been good?
Holy washed
KWABOTY
which one of all these cups you guys have is the important one?
slot was right to bench this fraud. washed
>>154110521It's okay, Mo, you won't have to take penalties in Inter Miami.
Howling
SalAIDS
Salahbros.... it shouldn't have ended like this
Trafford is so elite. I hate that >we're gonna lose him in the summer
Didn't Salah miss the last pen he took as well? Why isn't Ekitike taking them?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is Thatcher’s fault
>>154110526bothlivesissydom have regressed back to the mean and city playing like normal again
KWAB
Gomez has to go.
mcallister is bald nowslot should be in prison
not a millionaire so i dont have setanta sports but this sounds like a bloodbath
what happened to macallisters hairlmao
>>154110556Omds
>Salah shit since the hair transplant
>>154110473
>>154110565british aging kicked in
Slot really doesn't have a clue. The sad thing is they will end up keeping him in summer then sack him before Christmas.
Funny how City looks so dominant in England, but got easily beaten by Real. Truly a farmers league. How this shitty city will win a treble is the ultimate proof
why didn't city play like this against madrid?
>>154110480this message board is way too obsessed with Asian women Talk more about football. Less about Asians.please.
>>154110570ngl I would
>>154110556Good save desu
they're going to blame the deep list of injuries like Alisson, Endo and Conor Bradley
>>154110576>tf>tp
YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>154110558>>154110565twas a matter of time look at his old man
>>154110572>Irish heritage>"British"
>>154110578let's compromise and talk about celtic
>>154110585she got em out by accidentdisappointing
I got published!
>>154110592he's scottish as well
>swapping shirts before the game is overfucking christ what is this shit
lmao cherki
liverspuds are just saving themselves for the big PSG game coming up!
#FREEWIRTZ
>>154110606>before the game is overit's 4-0
>you now remember phil foden
>>154110610>>154110606>Game's fookin gone
kek
>>154110556Showing the Italians how it's done.P.s. The boat race is on.
>>154110615this but unironicallyhe's too good for them, and Slot in particular.
>>154110610Bro lives to make people seethe
>>154110615>take off Wirtz and Ekiteke>keep on Salah
>>154110624mercs have no soul
would you?
>>154110641this game is unwinnable, they're just being rested now.
bye
>>154110641You rest your good players and keep the shitters on.
>>154110628Kek
>>154110647ten pinter
>>154110638JapKhazakBhurmeseThaiChinese (fuck Koreans, they're fugly without their surgeries)
imagine what PSG is gonna do to do them lol
>>154110668lose?
Xabi IN
Riverpoor...
BREAKING: a liver bird has been shot down over abu dhabi
LMAOOOOOOOOOOloserpool with the brazil 2006 classic disasterclass
>>154110589ywn be man handled by a Vietnamese women. Why even live
>guehi has slapped slipperpool 6 times this season
>>154110603City ain't winning the league unless Arsenal absolutely bottle it.
>>154110703>unless Arsenal absolutely bottle itlad
I can't believe khusanov is the same dude who looked completely lost in that infamous first game against lelsea. he's a top 5 defenders in the world
deploy emergency lug
>>154110697
>>154110703It's Arsenal
>>154110679> 500m total spentnot that poor after all
>>154110577Madrid aren't farmers
>>154110711>infamous first game against lelseaAkanji's fault
>>154110707They bottle it every year, statistically surely they can't do it again... lol
>>154110712Not even worthy of /lug/, this is just who pool are now.
Don’t count Liverpool out yet, lads.
>>154110713what ever happened to the german javbro?
slot will turn it around
>>154110679W-we're not that poor.
>>154110711It was such a strange choice to play him in that game, he'd only been in the country for like 3 days and spoke zero english at all
>4-0 against relegation team
hilarious how we thrashed these bums while Liverpool and Arsenal can't
missed most of the game, was on a crusade to buy a 60x40cm grill for the bbq but whatever....LOSERPOOL AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Foden looks so shit now, ghost of his former self, lost, clueless, off it, all his passes wrong
>Blowing the whistle on exactly 90Is that normal when you one team is smashing the other?
>>154110744Hilarious how you're too dumb to realise that pep lost the game due to overthinking his lineup
remember analytics xg nerds on twitter and youtube talking about the revolution loserpools and kloppistan's algorithms had brought and how neuroscientists were teaching salah to take the optimal penalties like a machine??? WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE???/ did the math stop working??? did the brain electrodes neurosurgeons use become rusty?
liverpool had the possession at the etihad, pep's finished.
>>154110753it's not like goal difference matters just end it
Get ready for the typical post-match blather from Virgin the Dyke throwing everyone else under the bus Hopefully he slags off the customers (John W. Henry's term for them)
>>154110754how does that cope change my statement?
Do you think Liverpool fans have the intellectual capacity to understand they are screwed for the next 10 years at least?
>>154110753in a cup game yes because there's no goal difference stat that could influence future games or league standings
Citybros... not like this....
>>154110755The trow-in coach they had was good. You could see it working
>>154110753pretty sure that's "illegal". the ref has to let the game play till it reaches the end of the added time, he can actually make the game last forever. unless of course they didn't give any additional time.
>>154110753Only really in cup games when there a 3+ goal gap since GD doesn't matter like in the league. Quietly accepted I think.
>>154110746wtf i was doing the same thing even went dumpster diving trying to find any grill rack
>>154110755everybody saw arne's liverpool played far worse as soon as he arrived.
>>154110764Look at the group stage lineup compared to the KO stage. Completely different setup. Again, not my problem that you're too stupid to understand how tactics work.
>>154110787Yeah Auraloa is a better coach than Fraudiola, your point?
>>154110769but that's something that can objectively work you teach someone how to throw the ball longer empirical heuristics are involved and are more important just like in athletics, not sketchy metrics and behavioural pseudoscience
>>154110775>pretty sure that's "illegal". the ref has to let the game play till it reaches the end of the added timeWrong, he can blow it whenever he wants If he was egregiously wrong i.e. blowing in the 75th minute then he'd lose his job but he can absolutely choose to do that
>>154110715kek
>>154110792>some bum is a better coach than pepAgain, thanks for proving my point. Pep has a long history of over thinking KO games.
>>154110803I prefer to believe my own version.
>City's competition in the FA Cup now is Arsenal, Chelsea, Southampton, Port Vale, West Ham and LeedsIt's theirs to lose
>>154110744Yeah, Real, Barca, Psg and Bayern made the meme of the EPL being the farmers league come true
>>154110817it's alright son, beating Madrid is not for everyone
>>154109609Didn't watch. How did Liverpool do? c:
>>154110837Like a strikerless Arsenal? Kek
>>154110844Were alright for 30 minutes, then when City scored they shat their pants and went into their shell. Salah generational stinker
>>154110844not that bad actually. city were more lethal in front of the goal, stats wise it's not a game liverpool should be ashamed of
>>154110506Damn, she's back.
>>1541108472 lucky free kicks against the worst Madrid of the century, wow
>>154110863the cope begins...
>>154110837City already beat you once in the CL this season
>>154110863State of your cope. Beating Arsenal isn't for everyone mate.
>>154110875>celebrating league phase gamesmidget mentality for a midget club
>>154110744>>154110837what happened to Madrid in the UCL last season
Why was Etihad so empty? The entire north end was tarped
>>154110863>worst madrid of the century>all stars healthy helmed by one of the greatest coaches in modern history with the worlds best keeper on goal>2 lucky free kicks>forgets that pesky 3rd goal>loses the home game too with a goal and a pen miss gifted for a chance to show mettlelad, its time for bed. you were dominated by uncs like partey and merino and literal children like lewis-skelly, he was missing school that day to come dab on you
>>154111208You mean the section that isn't open yet
>>154110893What's going on, big guy
>>154110837
>>154109645It was 5 am when this started, I wasn't waking up for this.
