footy today>syd raping wc, present>melb v gc, tomorrow>foot v ess, tomorrow>gee v haw, overmorrow
i give my respect to threads past, present and emerging
Rugby
Should I continue my nofap streak?
>>154109687Yes
>syd's next biggest win away was when tony lockett kicked 16wtf
>>154109684Wonder if that'll continue when WW3 breaks out in earnest.Will need to reign back the demoralisation campaign somehow.
i anticipate gays coming here because of the thirst-trap pic Fabulous! also....biggest WCE loss at the venue! ZOMG LOVE LOVE LOVE IT
Iggs biggest loss at optus ever
THEY CAN BE BEATEN BY A BIGGER MARGIN, SURELY.
Will the Bulldogs beat Essendon by an even bigger margin tomorrow?
>>154109704it will be nice to have some visitors from /nrl/
we have them right where we want them, watch this space
some mad cunt is ripping skiddies nearby
>>154109715Fucking loser cunt
>>154109716youre meant to grow out of that
>>154109711i reckon itll be a historic loss
the dinner
>kept Bice out of my fantasy and then he statpads his way in the last quarter to 108Just fuck my shit up
Might as well stick this post here. Didn't realise the other thread was about to die.>>154109535I think the AFL loves being able to take away market share in NRL heartland territory but it's bigger than that. Look at how divided the competition is now in terms of good and poor teams and we're about to add a 19th team within two years and then likely a 20th within a decade. The talent pool needs to grow. Badly. Until recently QLD and NSW were contributing fuck all to the talent pool. That's finally starting to change and QLD now the second largest state for participation. Can't have the 1st and 3rd most populous states putting nothing into the pool. I really don't think the AFL has done enough to grow it at grassroots in those two states but they're no doubt happy that the teams are doing well and helping it grow.
>>154109711a sinkhole at centrebounce would be bigger, but less likely.
this reflects worse on mcqualter than any igg player tonight. he had no plan at all to deal with the swasn run and handball game. they had this won, literally, from the opening bounce when they scored from the first centre clearance after 20 seconds
nigga out here posting thesis' on a saturday night fr ong
free entry at steamworks wearing a sydney or freo jersey
i am an no state to consult your chat or read your text good man
>>154109749sorry mate but this thread is for heterosexuals ONLY
iggs got absolutely raped unfortunately, i was hoping they would be competitive. still think they will be decent for the rest of the year, they'll certainly beat other shitters like carlton, richmond, essendon, and probably my pooties as well. maybe norf again. six win season after a one win season is a big improvement.
I prefer soccer (football)
>>154109749i wouldn't know as i'm not gay
>>154109655Wasn't on free to air so didn't watch it. Scoreboard looks like Melbourne actually got flattered in the end (6.1 from last 7 shots).Ultimately though, Geelong were in their dominating era and Melbourne were in their tanking/basket case years so it wasn't too surprising. Going into the game the talk was always going to be a belting and 'how much?' - it's just the amount and lack of letting off that was surprising.Think Richmond vs Geelong (2007) was the more mythical game. Geelong had just lost to North Melbourne, were thought they weren't much chop and belted the absolute shit out of Richmond.>Geelong are beating Richmond by 100>>Oh...>It's not even half time>> !!Started one of the best runs of all time. Full game is on youtube.
>>154109732And 24 years later.
>>154109743fake alphaI don't think they would even know the word thesis.Your incorrect pluralisation isn't going to throw me off.
>>154109757How many wins did they need to avoid being the worst team of all time?
>swasn man whacks ginbey in the head>harley pushes him back. not high, didn't throw him to the ground>free kick swasn>fuckhead kingy saying he needs to be taken off the fieldthe pile on this week will be nauseating
>>154109763shut up bitch ass up
>>154109758Based
>>154109754*leaves*
>>154109762>SAWe’re really more of a cricket and soccer state. Bit of a joke that Gather Round is still here
>>154109754I identify as a het-hetheterosexual. just ike soccer identifies as football and harry styles identifies as watermelon sugar #yummo!
I wonder why there is a correlation between homosexuals, vegans and soccer fans all posting in the same hour
>swans vs suns next weekthe grand final has come early
>>154109762only community football matters here. wish they had a breakdown of stats (goodluck getting that from afl house though)
>These jeet commentators
>>154109760thats not up to you.
>>154109762croweaterbros...>>154109780Hopefully a basketball state as well.
Seriously, how many jeets are actually watching the AFL broadcast in Hindi? I bet the unwatched footy podcasts from youtube people post here get ten times the audience.
w-what did horse "do" to Tom?
>>154109784Gold Coast will win their Wildcard game then get knocked outSydney will lose theirs in Melbourne against Collingwood.I've seen the script for this year.
>>154109799it's about sending a message
Dogs fan here. Was thinking of going to the Essendon game tomorrow but not sure I feel like it. I just know the games going to be packed with feral essendon fans even though their team's trash, and trains are free for the month so they will also be jam-packed. Might tell my dogs mates I'm sick and can't go.
>>154109801>Thinking Gold Coast will finish 7-10No chance. They've been talent farming for years and are going to come good. Then everyone will slobber on Hardwick's penis and proclaim him the greatest coach of all time.
>>154109805>it's about sending a messageIs that message 'you're being ethnically purged?'
>>154109799These things don't exist to provide a valuable service. They exist to to virtue signal and fleece taxpayer money from the government.
Do you guys think Collingwood are in no man's land?
>>154109814You could easily pick up a distraught, angry essendon gf at the game.
>>154109805wish Iran sent a message to India in the form of a big fuck-off missle like they're so happy to do elsewhere.
what happens first iranian surrender or essendon win
Did Trump mess up with the Iran war?
>>154109815Look at the results last year mate, world beaters at the start of the year leading to everyone claiming this is the year, only for them to fall down the ladder by midseason and only scrape into finals.Nothing's changed.
>>154109824gender doesn't exist in collinhgwood. except at The Peel. Men with cocks only.
>>1541097667 i think, to be honest at this rate its doablecan probably beat the aints, maybe melbourne, maybe even collingwood though that's unlikely if naicos and moore are back
>>154109805is that message "I'M UNDER THE WATER"?
>>154109830Is the pope catholic?
>>154109829nuclear holocaust is the correct answer. but what was your question?
जब से मैं इस देश में आया हूँ, मैं एएफएल का सबसे बड़ा प्रशंसक हूँ। मुझे यह खेल इतना पसंद है कि अंग्रेजी सीखने की ज़हमत ही नहीं उठानी। मेरा पसंदीदा खिलाड़ी आइज़ैक हीनी है। आज रात उसका प्रदर्शन कैसा रहा?
>>154109831they would have been top 4 if they didn't randomly drop a game to poot
>>154109831Bookies love you.The two Queensland clubs will be locks for the 1-4 spots for the next few years.
>>154109840sooOOchuu bla x ¿¿innit???
>>154109841Kenny's farewell game. Port won't play for Carr like that.
>>154109854didnt give enough of a fuck to not get belted by 90 every other game in his farewell year
not reading that.or that. and by Shiva I am NOT reading any of that bloody benchod cumskin shit. I will go back to chatting to horny sexy singles living near me! who want my sexy sexness. this facebook website is so amazing guys!
>>154109829Why would Iran surrender?
>Come back from church>Miss a DRUBBING>But me other multi wonBeen a solid long weekend lads, will chuck some eggs and bunnies on your front yards tomorrow. Keep an eye out
>>154109860They'll realise Israel wants the best for them and let Bibi select their new government for them.
>>154109860based Alexander.
>>154109858do you like >>154109847
>>154109864What is your religion's view on degenerate gambling?
go fuck yourself dickhead
>>154109672mmmmmmmmmm,,.I wish turdbofaggot used sexyy pictures like this
>>154109864do you tithe 10% or what?
>>154109875Christianity would prefer you let go of your wordly possessions, but it just keeps coming back :/
consequences will never be the same
Indians do not have concepts such as trust or promiseevery interaction with one they view as a plus or minus game, they do not operate on a western christian moral basis in their worldviewthey will scam and rob you and see it as a win because it's your fault for being trusting or naive while they pull 'jugaad'do not show kindness to indians, do not use indian enabling shit like ubereats, show them disdain like the subserviant mongrels that they are
On a real tho repent or go to HELL
>>154109893What about corrupting their women?
im a really angry hateful nasty prick
>>154109892I know who it's coming from because I back-traced it. And I know who's emailing and who's doing it and you've been reported to the cyber-police.
>>154109897>subserviant mongrels that they areI believe this was addressed
Would you say vaginal sex feels good? Even with a condom?
>>154109904Try focussing more on football harley you spastic balding fraud bust
>>154109921Still feels good but so, so much worse. Genuinely do not like condoms.
this questioncunt
>>154109904you sound just like a woman desu.piss off and make yourself useful.
dezi freemans brain is a brain slushie
>>154109921you get a better more immediate and more personalised reply if you yell that outside your bedroom window.
im not interested in women
>>154109944fitting now it matches that of those who celebrate his killing
deadzi kwabman
>>154109948based anon's 100% shutdown rate by women
>>154109921Try focussing more on Carlton, travis.It's not all clothing oiptional training sessions and clothing optional bbqs with the lads.
>>154109948Hey darce
Been practicing cursive
>>154109976Gayest post so far
>>154109976For what purpose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKF7cSRSfI4One word.... Goosebumps.
>>154109963Dee!! get off this website! it's my space. respect my boundaries please babe.
>>154109976yea, hell, damn, fart
>>154109921You don't need our approval to take the prozzie pill. You do you.
>>154109990To write better mostly. I think that most people appreciate good penmanship
>>154109990If a lady happens to see something you wrote in exquisite cursive they get uncontrollably wet.
how I imagine every fuckhead spastic cunt in this thread looks
My pen is huge.
my igg a shit
you wouldnt want your kid to be embarrassed to take a sick note to their teacher, would you?
Ayo
>>154109976based
Feel like a tug, but don't wanna lose my nofap streak.Another problem I'm having: wasting too much time on this stupid website. Need to block it somehow.
High chance that any proficient writer is a sexual predator. Lot of inner anger from being ignored sexually during their schooling years gets turned towards innocent women/girls.
>>154110018
>>154110030very. hope you didn't spend too much on petrol driving to the game and back (you did though I suppose)
>>154109976crisp, forced myself to do the same after writing in block letters for years thanks to the military
>>154110009Not sure about that mate. The stuff that turns me on is heavily context-dependent.There is nothing contextually less stimulating than paying a girl for sex. Same goes for porn in general, just does nothing for me.
>>154109976Go for it. I learned it myself in high school to write faster. Granted I use it sparingly but it looks nice
you're fucking cooked cunt.
i wanna chinese prostitute to eat my arse
>>154110048K/D/A?
i have a severe porn addiction
>>154110060isn't this the guy who is genuinely extremely autistic?
>>154110060>"Got better things to do with my Time">155,225 posts
>>154110052You can ask them to do things that will set the context.
>>154110045one hell of a projection there shakespeare.by that reckoning, Long bay Writers Festival would be the highlight of the literary calendar.
i will not be doing nofap
>>154110070not clicking that
i will be fapping twice as much to compensate for all the blokes not fapping at all.
>>154110074phonepoof its not a real link.
>>154110068No, that doesn't really work. If it's fake, it doesn't work for me.This is why I always rely on my imagination when rubbing one out. I can at least imagine something that cooks for me rather than watch a half-baked rehearsal.
>>154110045
>Pornhub blocks all Australian IPs>Firefox introduces a free in-browser VPN the next monthBit in this.
>>154110087is it good? i use firefox but havent tried it yet
>>154110071I'm 5 days in.I definitely don't feel lethargic as I usually do after a fap, but haven't been able to translate it to productivity yet. My other problem is I'm too easily distracted by stuff like the footy and posting on 4chan.Also hormones don't exactly take it easy during abstinence. There's always a time where I really feel like masturbating and need willpower to put it off.
>>154110088crisp /fa/ lurker, saw this one earlier myself
Sydney 1096 (+53)Gold Coast 1059Western Bulldogs 1048Fremantle 1046Hawthorn 1028Port Adelaide 1024 (+17)Brisbane 1023North Melbourne 1022Adelaide 999Melbourne 992Collingwood 986Geelong 981St Kilda 973Carlton 956GWS 955Essendon 932West Coast 931 (-53)Richmond 925 (-17)
>>154110088Corrrr. Kylie looks pretty cute as well.
big titties
>>154110098Is that a recent picture? Never used facebook but the layout looks like something 10-15 years old.
le heckin kennett curse
Well? Would you?
>>154110099
>>154110110no idea, haven’t had any social media accounts in years
>>154110117>6'2>6.5"lel. Would look like a frankfurt on him.
>>154110117Thats RC
Was Liam Fawcett good today?
lads... LADSkewpie mayo goes a treat on migoreng
Jordan Lewis is the defining member of the great Hawthorn team of 2013-2015
>>154110117honestly immolation is too good for these degenerates
fawcett up his arse
>>154110147reckon there must be something that happens in modern females that make them lose the soul and humanity in their eyes
the vitamin E in my handwash and shower gel is a treat when trying to edge everyday
Goddamnit the urge to masturbate is coming back again.
I don’t like xavier tarq types
DO IT FAGGOT >154110165
how do i stop masturbating when i wake upim so barely awake that my newly found fortitude just isnt there - its a habit engrained over a decade
im training to be a recovery addict salesman
fuck i hate bernie vince
>>154110174>Oliver GigaczThis is the stats nerd who posts on the Bulldogs board on bigfooty
>>154110178stop putting fingers in your cunt
>>154110174Fitzroy got folded for less than this. What a joke. West coast needs to be merged into fred to make a Perth team
>>154110178Just try nofap like I am. Right now it feels like if I fapped it would be an extremely satisfying release, but I'm still holding back.Fapping after waking up isn't even that satisfying. It feels better if you've been awake for 8-10 hours.
>>154110160They see modern house prices and realise they'll need to shack up with some old geezer and slobber on his knob to have any chance of housing security.
>>154110178Start eating like shit. When your diet is a disaster and you've put on 30kg your sex drive will be non-existent.
My sister is a 10/10 in looks and figure but chooses to be a lesbian with a bogan partner in the western suburbs of melbourne.Has had ample opportunity to hook up with toorak boys worth hundreds of millions in inheritance alone, but turns it all down for the bogan life.
i bet it would be fantastic to be sucked off by a slut that both enjoys sucking dick and is good at it
>>154110155He's also an alleged serial killer.
>>154110231but where are the proofs
>>154110234an above average bj doesnt feel as good as below average wet puss
>>154110231>My sister is a 10/10 in looksPost a celebrity lookalike.
it's 11:39 pmdo you know where your kids are?
>>154110262There isn't one, unironically. Virtually all celebrities have the botox look.
>>15411026910:39 technically
>>154110271post closest
>>154110231>My sister is a 10/10 in looks and figure but chooses to be a lesbianNo one "chooses" their sexuality. If I could I'd choose to be bi/gay and go have a great time at Wet on Wellington/Grindr, unfortunately I'm stuck being heterosexual
you ARE going to see The Super Mario Bros 2 movie aren't you??
>>154110303you can choose you just have to let demons corrupt your very being and before you know it you'll be talking in a lispy poof voice and umpiring the AFL
We're all watching this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NpUGAVtR3sKenny vs Spenny - who can stay naked the longest.
>>154110310Why? I didn't see the first.
schmoking a bit of dee erb
>>154110310I'm so far behind the culture I legit thought it was the first one coming out when I saw the promo stuff
>>154110269safe and sound in my balls
We should all strive to be a bit more like Jordan Lewis. Sophisticated. Cultured.
>>154110231you two probably shouldn't have sexually experimented together as kids hey
Is it gay to make a mould of your penis, cast a dildo from it and then put that dildo up your bum?Seems mostly like curiosity about what tools you're working with rather than anything gay, but not 100%.
Watching football (soccer)
we should embrace our lower instincts more often. Without them, we lose our connection to the authentic.
>>154110322classici go through a kvs phase every few years
>>154110352no you're not. nobody's playing
>>154110352Crisp
ive realised that footy games do not need 4 commentators + a boundary rider
>>154110375Just need 2 in the box and 1 on the boundary I reckon
>>154110362man city are dicking down liverpool thoughbeit
>>154110310Just finished watching it for free on X ama
>>154110407how were the voiceover castings?
>>154110424Fine, safdie was good as bowser jr & Brie Larson was good as Rosalina, star fox was cool. Very TikTok brained pacing (all over the place) but was still enjoyable
>>154110375Yeah they do.Two play-by-play so they get a break.Two special comments so they can notice different things/bounce ideas around amongst themselves.Someone on the boundary to get the gossip from the bench.
Church in the morning
Swans % went from 138 to 182 after today
>>154110322Best episodehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3lxCVZnV9M
gn x
>>154110584cunt up fuckshit
big boy pants
>>154110598Ni la x
brian cox might be my fav actor of all time
hope we get lockdowns from carownervirus (based monkeposter came up with that one iirc btw)
>>154110310i liked the first one so yes
SBS have had ghibli films on over this weekend
>>154110745what's your fave?
>>154110745Anime is trash.
>>154110789Nausicaa I reckon. You?
>>154110789Mononoke desu
>>154110825My very close second favourite
>>154110822>>154110825they're both up there, laputa and porco rosso are probably mine
Why is keto a bad thing? Do any of you actually have a valid argument against it?
>>154110843Porco Rosso is great, was on earlier today
>>154110848your brain needs carbs
the wind rises is the trve kino
>get an extra hour of gooning tonightcrisp
stop watching anime and start reading VNs. That's where the actual good stuff is.
>>154110890Seek Christ
>tranime of any format
the good stuff is vocagaze and denpa I don't need your visual novels for that
ghibli films are beyond just "anime". they're timeless pieces of real artistry like labyrinth or fantasia.
>>154110921They’re the only anime I like , them and EvangelionHaven’t checked out ghost in the shell yet
>>154110943not a big anime guy, but i also like eva. ghost in the shell is cool and inspired the matrix but it doesn't have the same magic of ghibli stuff. legend of the galactic heroes would be the other anime i like as much as ghibli and eva.
>>154110973Might look into them, cheers mateBeddybyebyes for me, fresh sheets and fresh jarmies, night all
Was at the movies lads, Alex Pearce was sitting in front of me one seat to the right and I shoulder surfed his phone during the previews. Was legit sending pictures of his team profile photo in a Guernsey to insta hoes. Bro must be feasting tonight kek
>>154110325smokin a bit of cheeb?
>>154110943you have to watch ghost in the shell, absolute top tier honestly anime or not I reckon it's one of the best with the whole aestheticand if you like that then check out patlabor and macross
>>154110943>They’re the only anime I like , them and EvangelionSo you're a complete and utter moron. Good to know.
>>154110943Cowboy BebopGitSEvaand maybe Berserk 1997Then the ghibli films.Congratulations you've seen the best anime has to offer and you can throw the entire medium into the garbage where it belongs.
got the tism from cartoon network early enough to be autistic, join the actual army, leave the actual army after the minimum service period and still enjoy mechahttps://youtu.be/Nw7miXyCeOg?si=4REuEK52TN3wv7n1
>>154111083>idiot thinking evangelion is "the best"It's the best for fitting in with fellow pseud retards like yourself, that's for sure.
>>154111095neck yourself weeb
>>154111115It doesn't take a weeb to identify idiots like you for what you are. Dime a dozen dumbshit who thinks evangelion is anything more than messy experimental slop.
>>154111124The opinions of a zoomer are irrelevant, go watch naruto.
>>154111137So after missing the mark with "weeb", you fall back to "zoomer" like the hopeless little idiot you are.Always funny seeing morons like you dig for coping mechanisms. The problem is you're too stupid to possess even a modicum of self-awareness.
>>154111144I haven't missed the mark with weeb, given it seems you care a lot about the garbage medium that is anime.
>>154111153Based on what? Correctly labeling you a moron?
>>154111163The fact that you seem hellbent on forcing your garbage opinion about a medium that the other party clearly gives zero fucks about, like every fucking weeb in existence.
>>154111173>y-y-you have a garbage opinion!Another laughable coping mechanism, my dear idiot. I have only ever labeled you a moron for attempting to shill your favourite midwit trash like all the other dime a dozen retardos who try to do the same thing on /tv/. Idiots like you are regularly laughed at and mocked, and evidently you are very insecure about your poor intelligence.
imagine walling yourself off from a whole world of artistic storytelling because you're a self-fellating loseranime is good, cinema is good, they don't have to be mutually exclusive you homo lol
>>154111187Thinking evangelion is a masterpiece is akin to admitting you have an IQ of sub-80.
I really feel like fapping, but I'm not going to because I haven't been productive today. Until I learn to be productive, I shall not pleasure myself.
WHAT is going on in this general
>>154111184It's not my favourite. I never said it was. Only that it's the best the garbage medium has to offer.The thing is, you've put yourself into a hole by disagreeing with this statement. Because the obvious question is "What do you think is better?" In which case you are forced to prove yourself a weeb by naming a far less "entry level" anime series.
>>154111230Currently? The football games are done and we've got a weeb pretending being an anime elitist somehow doesn't make him a weeb.
>>154111204yeah fair and I never did that, evangelion is THE 2deep3u so I get it, all I'm trying to argue is that animated shit can be worth watching and disregarding it wholesale is the actual braindead positionyou can enjoy an anime film without becoming cute boy uWu tier poster you know
>>154111229just have a wank mate, stop listening to all the cultists who say nofap helps you. it doesn't. in fact, not fapping can lead to prostate cancer.
>xander mcguire
Where the fuck will the 20th team come from, seriously? It can't be Victoria, and yet the numbers demand it.
>>154111522They're pushing for the Northern Territory, obviously for sentimental value just like Tasmania. No money though.
>>154111522kinda three optionsA team that represents down south in WA. Another SA team I dunno what region though or yeah the NT. Seems the NT is the one being pushed but yeah it's a hard sell given Darwin is a shit hole and humid as fuck during the afl season being it's wet season in Places closer to the equator.
Behold, my ultimate smoothie.Pour in some uncle toby's oats.Some LSA meal.Some pea protein powder.One serving of INC vanilla dynamic whey protein.One full teaspoon of mayvers protein+ with 5 superseeds peanut butter.sprinkle on some cinnamon.Then fill'er up with half water, half low-fat milk.Tastes great too. Thing must have at least 60 Gs of protein in it.
>>154111522https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Expansion_of_the_Australian_Football_League>Darwin>Newcastle>Sunshine Coast>Canberra>New Zealandmore money to haemorrhage
>>154111574almost forgot the all-important banana.had to choose between heavily spotted and slightly green. i know the spotty ones have more sugar but they taste a bit better so i went with that.
Reminder that the AFL is still losing a lot of money on GWS and the AFLW.Tasmania will lose money.Darwin will 100% lose money.Meanwhile the class action concussion lawsuit grows bigger and bigger, and the AFL still doesn't have an insurer for concussion injuries.How much longer will the clownshow go on?
>Iggs had "indian culture appreciation" today>put in an absolute poo performanceK£K
>>154111686Getting a little on the nose at this point
>>154111629They went with zurich because that's the only insurer they could find that would insure for concussion injuries and zurich has now removed coverage for concussion injuries nobody else will cover them. So their are no insurance options for concussion injuries in Australia. This coupled with the fact that zurich has been fighting Angus Brayshaw's insurance claim for the past 18 months and has employed private detectives to follow him around in an effort to prove he is not disabled enough to work a proper job anymore.I think this falls into the afl's favour because if zurich is able to not pay out Brayshaw's claim then the afl is off the hook as the Zurich/Brayshaw situation gives them precedent. If insurer's wont pay out for concussion injuries the afl certainly wont either.
>the bloke shitting on anime all night is probably the same who posts his lame ass poetry
morning lads how elite were the swans last night
>>154112507The problem is, the AFLPA know the AFL has money to spare. The players could easily go on strike if there's no cover for concussion, and at this point it's way too well known of a problem.
>>154112563> and at this point it's way too well known of a problem.according to whom? insurer's sure as hell don't know enough about it otherwise they'd offer insurance for it.
>>154110891crispolamuv-luv ruined my life
>>154112563>The players could easily go on strike if there's no cover for concussionWhat do they expect the afl to do in that situation? Since no insurer in the land covers concussions it's impossible for the AFL to offer coverage. May swell pack up and go home then if you don't want to play I'm sure all these meat heads have big futures ahead of them after afl that they'd happily move into since they don't want to play afl due to the risk of concussion injury. AFL could just offer a waiver to people that wanted to play saying you waive afl having liability for concussion injuries.
>>154111083if you didn't watch this gutter slop then you wouldn't have the retarded opinions that you have
>>154112759Well known as in it's a big issue known by everyone in the industry, has a permanent debilitating effect on the brain, and has potentially driven multiple ex-players to suicide.If the AFL expects players to just accept the risk without any cover, expect strike action and lawsuits.
>>154112795Again, there is plenty of money to spare. The AFL would be more than capable of adequately compensating players who's careers were ended by severe concussion if they didn't throw so much money away for GWS, the AFLW(which also has a concussion problem) and soon Tasmania.
surely gws is making more money than gold coast
>>154112992not even close. gold coast has a grass roots scene, that's why they keep getting a stream of academy kids. gws academy is half the size it was 5 years ago because afl is getting less popular in western sydney.
>swasn obliterate eagles>best player in the comp is from newcastle nsw>bros been up all night writing essays about how unfair it istop kek
isuuc peeney isn't even top 10bont is the best player in the comp
willem duursma on all australian watch. man is ELECTRIC
Ohayou alfies
>>154113685gma
Essendon plays today, I hope they don't get humiliated.
>>154113685garbage animecunt off
>>154114187It's kino thoughbeit
the objective top 10 afl players in the correct orderbontandrewsjezzagawnbuttersnaicostraccdawsonguldenpearce
Why can't the AFL just pull the cord on GWS?The A-League did this for Gold Coast United and North Queensland Fury. If the club isn't making money, surely there comes a point where you just have to admit you failed and cut your losses.
need to get rid of north saints and essendon eternal shitters destined for mediocrityput a team in newcastle
>how can I insert wogball into alf today
>>154114598because shutting down a club is terrible optics, no matter how useless or dead they arerugby australia still gets shit for culling the force (even after bringing them back) and for the rebels going bust (events out of their control)and that's just rugby. the afl is orders of magnitude more prominent
to be quite honest the only club that genuinely deserves to be folded is st kilda. at least norf, sharton, and the bummers have won flags in the afl era. fred, gws, and cold toast get a pass because they are recent but fred better win one soon, considering poot and bane have won flags while being introduced later.
st kilda are just pitiful. they were only included in the vfl because the other clubs liked the junction oval and didn't want the vfa to have it. they were not a successful or 'big' club at the time of the breakaway.that decision taken back in 1896 gave a totally undeserving club a seat at the table of what would eventually become the national competition. what a joke
if smellbum didn't win in 2021 would we be having the same conversation about folding themi would be vehemently against it personally even though that would have been an 80 year history of mediocrity, they have far too much history to be folded. the afl wouldn't exist if they never formed. shit kilda definitely should be folded though.
>>154109672>overmorrow
>>154112507>Zurich is the only insurer that they can afford concussion insurance from******ftfy. Insurance companies will cover anything mate
>insurance companies will take your money for a smile and a nod while they cross their fingers and walk away when you need helpactually fixed that for you, usery and insurance in the same circle of hell
I dont disagreeI dont insure anything except required car coverage in nsw
Nick Daicos is super cool
leopard=swasn seether predicting the downfall of sydney every weekhippo=swasn chads
>This harmless action mentally devastated Hawkroaches for months
>>154113101Daicos is from Victoria dickhead
>>154115883accurate because the swasn spray shit all over the bed in big games kek
>>154115883kek
>>154115911The tom mitchell of 2026
Anyone feel like resurrecting my cock today haha? With their mouth or arsehole lol :p
>>154113685oh hi you!
>>154114480it is hard to disagree with this list
>>154116361shit post mate nobody agreed with it let it die instead of (you)ing yourself
You now remember supercoach god Pearce Hanley
>>154115909>now go get ya fuckin shinebox
Anybody else already have some choccy?
>>154116679two ferrero rochers already. i will probably have ten of them over the day
>>154116735What, are you on your period?
>>154116796*shows you my tits*
>>154116413wrong mate
>>154116841Ugh... big areolae make me sick.
>>154116988what if i keep my bra on?
Up and at 'em
>>154117061Wonder if Dean Laidley got ideas watching some of The Footy Show skits
I havent been outside for more than a minute in over 3 weeks
>>154117253Don't worry m8, I'm sure there's a femcel somewhere pondering your aroma
gma
Good morning alf Christ is risen
>>154117511Good morning. Peace be with you.
>>154117511Do you think Jesus had one of those weird circumcisions where the rabbi sucked his dick?
>seppo immediately talking about jews, sucking cock, and raping children
>>154117601lingy is a good christian boy
>>154117645nothing Christian about the gluttonous geelong cheats, using roids and off the cap payments to win very rarely
>>154117677do not bear false witness
>>154117617>Implying those aren't the usual subjects of this general.
double shot moconna coffee just cleansed my arse and stomach
>>154117727you just had a nice sydney swans then?
Satan is King
>>154117511>>154117529And with your spirit.
>>154117749he is only the prince of this world and he shall be destroyed and all his followers with him
caramel slice for breakfast
>>154117749Based Benjamin Netanyahu
YOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELLYOU KEEP ME UNDER YOUR SPELL
>My precious hour of sleep got disrupted at 7AM because some neighbour's dog down the block started barking its lungs offI JUST WANTED SOME MORE SLEEP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154117962thats pretty much 8am because of daylight savingsthats easily 8hours of sleep assuming you went to bed before midnight which you should've because the footy ended much earlier than that
>>154117253to be perfectly honest, you haven't missed much
the smart money is on dosn tonight for an easter miracle
>>154117962Dogs ought to be fucking slaughtered
>>154118070they're not winning shit without ridley and martin, and even with those two they will struggle because brad scott is a fucking retard who inexplicably fails upwardshe ruined north, he ruined the afl, so why not hire him at essendon?
>>154118109how did he ruin the afl?
>>154117962based doggo suck shit cunt
I’m forever stuck as an autistic manchild
>>154118119should have said he helped ruin the afl:>FORMER North Melbourne coach Brad Scott and current Roos football operations head Laura Kane have been appointed to key positions in a heavily restructured AFL football department.>His new portfolio will include umpiring, talent pathways, game analysis, the match review office, and the competition committee.
>>154118161yea because the afl would look totally different right now if that had never happened...
Good morning alfChrist is risen
>>154118184you are right, it was not just him, and his involvement may have been negligible. my point is he has made a contribution to the decline of the afl. he served in an administration that made the game worse, and yet this did his prospects no harm
forget Jesus, you’re gonna want MY forgiveness*unsheathes katana*
you can always tell citycunts they got no testosterone left from doing chicks work posting about dogs waking them up and being a manchild talking about themself and gossip about players sound like women
emailsenders fuck more co-workers than you do lmao
blokes dont count champ kek
i hate sending emails and am going to change profession
>>154118229Brutal TRVKE
>>154118229
only a manly man lets their dog (male) kiss their mouth
made spaghetti last night
>>154118494based gonna make a big pot today
>>154118229How are you coping on the long weekend fuckhead tradie, probably not many cashies available this weekend aye cunt? How you gonna buy Easter eggs for your 16yr old gf you creepy faggot? You dumb fuck tradie, how’s paying off your $75k Ute going mate? Got a sick canopy and gone for a cruise on da beach yet brah? That’s sick aye brah! You brain dead fuckwit low iq tradie cunt
cashies, legal hsgfs and beach driving are literally living the dream
when are we gonna get lockdown due to the adhd pandemic?
>only doorhangers get cashies
Not feeling great today.
Are youse blokes finna watch the football today?
>>154118702maybe a bit of dees v cunts. less than zero interest in any essendon games thoughever and wish people would stop talking about that irrelevant shitter club.
Lindt bunny: demolished Cadbury hollow eggs: 10 down, 10 to goNow for brekkie. A coffee and 2 hot cross buns
>>154118754Please provide a very in depth report when all that comes out of your arse!!!
>>154109672good morning cunties! coke, coffee and hot cross buns is the brekkie of champions. pull up a pew, cup or line or both?
>>154118754choc hot cross buns or original?
>>154118608low test seethehave another latte champ kek
>>154118799Apple and cinnamon actually
>>154118799raspberry and white choc
the 11 AM breakfast
>>154118826pull your finger out mate
>>154118826Crisp
fucking sick of you deadset spastics
>>154118608>blah blah blah reee>calls others brain deadIf you had an internal monologue, you would realkise that the 'mick has become you. and it's not very good. Female levels of introspection {ie: fuckall) has led you to this stage, and it's beyond sad. My jaw's here waiting. take your best shot pansy.
>>154118889I'm sick of me too
wish i lived in the country stirring up city people like me looks so fucking easy
>>154118812My test is through the roof lmao, my cock gets fucking rock hard, you little faggot. Go have another dare ice coffee you pussy wanker
Now now, it's Easter. Let's all get along...
Dad walked in on me watching Yaoi anime.. it's over. Cunt could have knocked or cleared his throat fuck me
a long what?
>>154119026isn't that the sponsors of the brissy lions? why are you watching anime about an insurance company?
>>154118891>muh mickShut the fuck up about “le mick” you fucking loser. “Muh thread lore”; you fucking faggot. Where do you live?
Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed, hey Mr cranky bum
>>154119076lol listen to yourself. you are a caricature =. you're a temu knockoff. you are irrelevant and tired and just too funny. female levels of self awareness.
you just know he walks on his tiptoes.
>>154119132I walk on eggshells
when was the last time you regretted something you said?
>demons vs sunsbooooooooooorrrrinnnnng
>>154119038>brisbane bears>yaoi lions>gay players>preferential treatment from gayfl house for 10 years>gayest posters on alfwe're through the looking glass here people
There's nothing wrong with being gay, /afl/ needs to cut out this nonsensical homophobia
>>154119119You need me, just admit it. You’re life is nothing without me, you cunt fuck rat
>>154119433didn't the easter bunny come today big fella? calm ya farm ya acting like a goose
it's 5 o'clock somewhere
other than maybe UFC, is there a sport more obsessed with whogay/whonot than AFL? or is it just this sample of their supporters?
>>154119451love me some JB. Jimmy Buffett, to be clear.>>154119433I need to take a shit. coke and coffee does that to me. you are a distant fuck all to me. but I'll dedicate the first plopper to you if that makes you happyish.
you railing lines on a sunday morning
>>154119461
>>154119140are you a chicken or a cock? you sound like both. better not be a chickenhawk. nonces can fuck off .
Did Jesus actually rise from the dead or nah
>>154119585nah just an old wives tale
wifis FUCKED and im taking it out on you cunts today
>>154119612What's wrong with WiFi?
>>154119639its fucked idiot
rec me a book you faggots
>>154119709Going Postal - Terry Pratchett
>>154119709https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/58416952-the-will-of-the-many
>>154119709
I was raised Catholic but I really struggle to believe in the tenants of Christianity. Just don’t have the faith, wish I did though
>>154119709Infinite Jest
>>154119802I have faith. Faith in Nick Daicos's boot.
>>154119814Clangers are definitely uncharacteristic
I have faith. Faith 12" by George Michael. One of those "he might be a sodomite, but god damn does he look like a fucken legend being that degenerte"
The humble easter goon sesh
if you'd started a few days ago, ou could try and fill an egg with your jis like a creme egg and gift it bto someone you love or hate today.
>>154119932mmmm salted caramel
>>154119682>Can't figure out to fix his WIFI>calls me an idiotLOLOL
>>154119991suitable for vegans too, so don't feel compelled to stop at just one egg. they love the protein, if you tell them it's cruelty free they'll cum back for more
I already have a wifi box
>>154119492Scat freak, what a shock, you’re a fucking big fat retard. Bet you love today, can eat all the fucking slop you want, you fucking undisciplined pig. Oink, oink piggy.
>>154120068think it's pronounced Fifi Box but w/e
waiting to die
What happens after we die? Surely this can’t be it???
WHEN the fuck does the circus start and WHERE'S my bread.
>>154120068you should wash your box if its whiffy you stinky.
>>154120151Why can't it be?
>>154120183If we came from nothing and return to nothing consciousness wise, why can’t it happen again? Which is why I like reincarnation
>>154120128Where the fuck did those tits come from?!?!?!? Mummy milkies pls milk me mummy I need your milk mummy I hungy for milkies
the pigs are deadkilled by the ducks. ducks win.
why do christ cucks deprave themselves of something and then the minute they are "allowed" to its the first thing they do
>don't you just love easter camping
Lamb status: wogged, back in the refrigerator.
dont give a fuck
>>154120366no idea lolanyway sometimes i jack off at work because i cant hold off the urge
>>154119585Yes, read The Case for the Resurrection by Lee Strobel or More Than a Carpenter for an introduction to the topic. Or watch vids on youtube with William Lane Craig.>>154119709see above
>>154120329I look down on you sad sacks that have to have drugs to feel alright
luv camping me. sit around the fire sinking piss all day then give misso a dirty root in the tent.
i'm out of nicotine bros so i'm going to try quitwish me luck
"drugs" don't work like that, kiddo.but you enjoy that dopamine rush you get from feeling self righteous and better than people like me. me and the ducks don't give an solitary fuck what you look down on or from any direction. you don't matter to the ducks and me at all.
so glad christianity is on the decline in the western world
>>154119747kek wtf i was literally just looking this up in my local library this morning
Jewsus didn't even exist let alone physically rise from the dead kek
I've been alone my whole lfie
>The Marvel Stadium roof will be open for tonight’s Western Bulldogs v Essendon clashcrisp
Is it blasphemous to have a lamb roast on Easter Sunday? Catholics would probably call it good practice lol
muslims and christans are really the same when you think about it
the footo gfs
Playing Persona 5 for about the 6th time...
Happy Easter guys.
>>154120641scoops transition is going well.
>>154120538traditional Christianity is growing because people have seen the fruits of atheism (globohomo) and they don't like it
>>154120641More images like this
>>154120641its crazy how much these girls all hate each other
put a bullet in my brain
worst part about killing myself is not being able to see my mum's reaction to realising she failed as a mother
>>154120790:(
>>154120758THESE FIVE TEAMS
>>154120693Happy Easter mate
>>154120790Give me her number and I’ll let her know…and keep her company iykwim haha
Not fond of this, now Marvel's quality will decrease significantly
>>154120790you must seek the riddle of steel
This is the worst start to a season in alf's history. You blokes ought to be ashamed of yourselves. Pull your bloody socks up.
>>154120844funnily enough we don't have much influence over how AFL functions
Business idea: on the Easter weekend, the Demons play Thursday or Friday night, the Saints play the Sunday marquee game
I just need to let this shit out
>>154120870crisp anus
you blokes need to grow up from the whole angels and demons shit
nuke south yarra
>>154120869Hey mate, we heard you the first fucking 10 times you posted this, you brain dead fuck
>>154120917Class. Sophistication. Culture. Elegance.
team milkies, me.
>>154120790i'll come if there's catering and an open bar.
>>154120790but i anon i let you eat ice cream cake for breakfast
>>154120790you should read this. in pb form it's in his collected short stories vol1 I think, but you can probably download it online somewherehttps://roalddahl.fandom.com/wiki/William_and_Mary
>>154120941photoshopped
>>154120854we need to recruit some pasty disaffected young jewish men to our cause. in 10 or 20yrs time, played correcty, the AFL will rebrand as ALF and refuse to explain why.
>>154120988I'm not that competent. fuck, I get crop and cutout wrong half the time.
>>154120931Erudite.
>>154121001this we need to assert our power on the AFL to bend it to our will
>>154120654I played it ages ago and was thinking of replaying it in Japanese but I think I have to get it on steam for that.
I can't break the cycle
>>154120790Forgot to tell you blokes but my mum was being a mouthy cunt last night and because I'd been on it since midday I got the bright idea to piss on her pillow. Felt bad this morning but she didn't notice so no harm, no foul etc
love waiting the whole day for footyand then its two shit gameswhat a fixture
>>154121110she gonna keep that pillow?
>>154120790My mother is one of the most significant reasons I can't kill myself. It would absolutely destroy her and I love my mother.I wish I had been better.
>>154121110>Forgot to tell you blokesFeel free to forget ever telling us anything ever again dickhead because your posts are absolute dogshit and I’m a fucking split second away from letting me fist tell your jaw just how much champ
How was church today, alf?
>>154121136>thu shit game (but looked okay on paper so i forgive it)>2 good games on fri>2 dogshit games on sat>2 probably shit games on sun>good game on monat least there's no more byes after this week
>>154121197whats your problem man
>>154121197gonna sick your gay little ducks on me are ya
someone bake
>>154110418>>154110418>>154110418
>>154121288>>154121288>>154121288newyfuck these new thread captchas are aids
>>154121141I BAGGSED THAT PILLOW FIRST CUNT. I NEED IT I DONT HAVE A HOUSERUGBY RUINED ME
>>154121234My god your reading comprehension is quacked to fuck. guy obsessed with jaws? not the duck guy. he, like you should get some drugs. sort you angry snide cunts out .why do people take drugs? fun. and to make interacting with you, self importance "correct" lot bearable, tl;dr: swing and a miss you dingbat.
>>154120641sorry ladies, I'd love for you to stick around but the sign clearly says "please keep off the grass"
