they didn't let me make it...

I don’t acknowledge women but I talk to pussies. Who am I

First for Finland

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Howdy.

>>154112670
Gay

Donald "Cow" Cerrone

>>154112670
A man in front a thousand mirrors.

>>154112680
>>154112684
You guys were close. Jon Jones was the answer

>>154112655
fuck horses. i hope this ugly broad loses for this. pack animal. weak

>>154112696
OHHHHHHHHH SHE'S HURT!

Sheena "Elizabeth" Bathory

women aren’t worthy of the octagon

>>154112696
How I be entering your mom’s room.

So what, you're a black belt? Getting an awesome submission tonight. Let me tell you how you're feeling right now.

Who sucks more MMA fighter dicks Nina, or MMA Guru?

Listen kid once that cage shuts and that door closes with that curtain being pulled back it’ll just be a one way street with two lanes for you to go down. You think you got what it takes?

>>154112732
Dan Hooker.

heemly reminder if you wouldnt raw nina youre gay and should go back to /box/

Nina looks incredible for 37

rethinking. didnt know she was a granny

>>154112782
so zesty!!

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DO.BETTER. and watch it

>>154112832
Chills.

Vociferous

>>154112832
Imagine paying for college and one day your teacher taps out and plays flappy bird while Luke Thomas seethes at Dana White for an hour.

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Renato Moicano vs. Chris Duncan
Virna Jandiroba vs. Tabatha Ricci
Abdul-Rakhman Yakhyaev vs. Brendson Ribeiro
Ethyn Ewing vs. Rafael Estevam
Tommy McMillen vs. Manolo Zecchini
Jose Delano vs. Robert Ruchala

>>154112882
the pocket square really competes the look

Right chicken-wing politics

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>>154112912
Renato Moicano
Tabatha Ricci
Brendson Ribeiro
Rafael Estevam
Manolo Zecchini
Jose Delano vs. Robert Ruchala

>>154112882
VGH... The illustrious TUF jersey hallway...

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>>154112936
Great movie, peach of an actor. Never watched it tho

>>154112951
Gooby is the only saving grace. Pure evil era gooby, yacked up to the eyeballs, arse cheeks out in 4k.

>>154112951
I was balls deep in this jawn until the "You're different. Me too." line practically went soft.

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>>154112912
moic
ricci
yakhyaev
estevam
mcmillen
delano

Islam “Man of Leisure” Makhachev.

prime islam creams prime conor

prime rib conor

Paprika seasoned vet colby

Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup

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>>154112912
Duncan
Ricci
Yakhyaev
Estevam
McMillen
Delano

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Tyrone slipped a BBC trojan past Pigslam's pork army and sacked xher bacon castle.
Now xhe can't sit down anymore sadly....

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>>154113214
We don’t sign our posts here

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>>154113237
Didn't know Pigslam was in Slovenia

Hinato Mokainu

>>154113237
Heeminder: never fuck wihth the Brit. He archives all and knows all.

>>154113363
what a sad little man

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Now that the hand injury plan failed how else will Pigslam try to duck BEASTpuria? oh no......SOMEONE WARN FAZZA

>>154112832
giving somebody this rooted in bias any sort of academic platform is hilarious
hopefully luke disappears one day soon

>>154113413
>NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A POLITICAL OPINION ON A COLLEGE CAMPUS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPO

>>154113444
what's a noooooooooopo?

>>154113444
of course you can but being irreconcilable is not an academic trait. luke is a high tier midwit. he is unable to handle conflicting perspectives

>>154113444
>indoctrination is....LE GOOD

chris ""lack of" action man" curtis

more like 'average man'

Pon mi cocki

Chris Courteous

Chris "Chan" Duncan

>>154112832
I want Goalie Politics to take over! us Goaltenders are just the fuckin coolest!

Booty butter

Ugly nigger.

Fuck you guys i'm going to /hoc/, or as i like to call it, heem on ice

Schaub nation

>>154113705
we are sorry for his posts

heemon I choose you!

>>154113705
Youre better tahn this doo

Wonk nose paki

>>154113495
NO YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE DADDY DANA THAT'S INDOCTRINATION

When luke thomas speaks. I sit my wytboi ass down and listen

Tranny janny

>>154112832
I don't suppose the conclusion he came to was that right wing Americans are more conventionally masculine and therefore overlap with combat sports enjoyers more than left wing individuals?

Luke Thomas should stop taking himself so seriously, rip some bongs and place some parlays

Im fuken excited for this card you guys

>>154113627
talmbout the gyaldem?

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>>154113932

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>>154113920
for sure b

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>>154113983

They done hijacking my flag.

>>154113920
I don't agree with this sentiment. Luke Thomas is a huge voice in MMA and he's left wing. Brendan Schaub is another massive pundit and is a libertarian. Maybe Helwani and his neo-conservative agenda are a worry.

Ain’t nothing more masculine than watching two retards oil checking each other on a Saturday night.

>>154114025
What kind of loser faggot takes the time to make this image?

>>154113932
kind of an interesting card for how shitty it is on paper, will the yuge favorites destroy their opponents? theres a bunch of 50/50 fights that could go either way as well

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Finna leave the bookie looking like this busted piglet once my parlays come in

>>154114057
they're called Boxing fans

Luke thomas needs a good dick down

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>>154114057
upset about the reality of mmgay?

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>>154112912
no one is watching this trash bud

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Talking bout bawlxing b?

>>154114140
is it always about raucous sodomy with you

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>>154112912
Moicano
Jandiroba
Yakhyaev
Estevam
McMillen
Delano

>>154114296
It's 2024

I love pasta, house music and MMA!

>>154114025
you wouldnt get it

Fuuuukkk doo Pooh Sheisty robbed Gucci Mane!!

din thomas is very elegant today!

I'm Heem

Are we live yet?

>>154114025
kek

NOW YOULL SEE FRANK MIR

>>154114708

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I WILL TAKE SER DUNCAN'S SIDE

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>>154112912
>Renato Moicano
>Virna Jandiroba
>Abdul-Rakhman Yakhyaev
>Ethyn Ewing
>Manolo Zecchini
>Jose Delano

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>>154112912
Chris Duncan
Virna Jandiroba
Abdul-Rakhman Yakhyaev
earwig
McMillen
Jose Delano

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>>154112912
Dunc
Virna
Abdul Muslim
Ethyn
McMillen
Rob?

I don't know any of these last few people

WHERES THE HEEMS

>6 minutes past 23
>still no live stream
it's over, dana cancelled the event

man this is a good fight

>fighters walking out
>no gamethread
heem is kill

should i smoke weed or drink tonight

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH HES OUT COLD

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>>154115320

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>>154112912
>Renato Moicano
>Virna Jandiroba
>Abdul-Rakhman Yakhyaev
>Ethyn Ewing
>Tommy McMillen
>Jose Delano

>>154115416
mmgay sissies fled the board after being outed >>154114025

Kamaka II was definitely the peak and you gotta respect Kamaka because it's the original, but Kamaka III is fucking ass.

would watch prelims but who’s fighting

>>154115416
/heem/ers are too dumb to pass the captcha

GAME THREAD
>>154115485
>>154115485
>>154115485

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>>154112912
Duncan
Jandiroba
Yakhyaev
Estevam
McMillen
Delano

>>154112832
This guy is the biggest dipshit of all time

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Ethan wing fight week

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71 days until Gane fights.

>>154112696
something hot as fuck about the way they become retarded when they get KO'd
>>154112673
>me when I see Jandiroba
This is the girl.

>>154114212
Oscarito such a hon

arman just ate an entire quart of ice cream
goyslop is undefeated

Van fucking taira

>>154116116
very problematic response

Van ducky

is it me or are fight night cards even worse now with paramount in charge.

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Yan-esque

pussy bitch shut the fucl up the vent is over

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>>154120331
ewing reminds me of aleks

moicano

can't stand the presence of a pocket square without a tie get this sambo off the screen

GOAThyn GODwing

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>I want to be the deadliest combatant at hand to hand combat
Chills

SURPRISE
ELBOW

how is van going to fight in a month if hes injured and cant train?

>>154120642
it'll be moved to 329 a week before 328

>>154120642
Sometimes a fighter being "injured" is code for the UFC wanting to swap around a fight without losing face

Bantamweight champs can headline a card, Flyweights never

>>154120642
probably a cut

>>154120642
Imagine they do an interim flyweight belt

>>154120642
he didn't fight last time
the other guy died

Van is coming back in May u stupid racist dicks would you say this if this were Stirckland? Fuck off

>see horse
nm this isn't the keiba thread is it

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holy shid jiri just heemed some romans on stream

>>154120725
Heem ducky

Stealthy Ulberg masterclass inbound

Oldbergs gonna take Jiri into the nursing home pool and he won't be able to swim.

>>154120788
Its gonna be a slop fight desu

wow they even had gsp and xqc on that stream
generational stuff from adin

We can't lose Moicano to YouTube, bros. Who's an easy top 15 that he can beat so that he doesn't retire?

Took the last two fights off. How did Duncan do? Put $30k on him and told my wife he was a sure thing

Why are all fighters such jew loving money chasing faggots? Why is everyone sucking Adin Rosses dick? They need money that badly? I thought Jiri adbided by an code like Bushido but now I see hes just an other money chasing slut

moicano is championship level on the microphone

>>154120837
Wonder how Moicano vs Max would go

>>154120825
gsp? the unc that fought the mayhem beatdown streamer guy? I saw em with that unc rampage >.<

https://x.com/FightFanatic_/status/2040625823330287912

jon crashing out

>>154120867
Must be a day that ends in y

>>154120867
this man cannot stop drinking

>>154120867
mexiburger won the story

>>154120867
my mans was toasted

did duncan hit his ceiling?

>>154120992
Kids still young he will be back stronger and gunning for the belt

>>154120867
Lol I woukd have fuken geemed him

>>154120992
his coach being a retard is a good sign that in theory he could get better

>>154121027
he didnt think for himself is a bad sign of weak mental though so cancels out i fear

genuinely what do you even say in the tape review as the coach after that though
like oh you did what I told you to exactly when I told you to then immediately lost, like not even after a sequence just straight immediate loss from following my advice
how do you save your job in that situation?

>>154120867
Jon is such a fucking alpha male BEAST

>>154121075
"I was joking"

>>154120867
the other guy drives a foreign car and uses ai voiceover. Jon shouldve punched his lights out

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>>154120867
jon wins this one. guy filming drives a JDM ricebox

>>154121075
I was trying to trick moicano doofus! why would you throw a elbow from there?

>>154120867
fake, no conviction in the filmers voice

>>154120867
>you bring real gun brazza?

Is Jon even allowed to have firearms

>>154121218
yeah

>>154121218
Implying that would have stopped that retarded ape

AHEM
I want a thigh job from Janidroba.

>>154120896
It dulls the pain...

tatsuro "fufu clip" taira gets bodied by big beef vascular van

heeminder moicano and duncan train at the same gym and have the same coaches

>>154121315
really? I must've missed it the first thousand fucking times they mentioned it

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>>154120867

>>154121337
no one is connecting the dots when it comes to the finishing sequence

>>154119584
they mailed it in for fight nights so ppvs would still have a couple alright fights leading up to the white house and then 324 was shit and 327 is shit and 326 was 3/4 shit so who knows

>>154119584
the last two fight nights were banging what you niggas on about?

>>154121362
>tfw they hired a female stripper for the party

would rage bait jones so i could perma heem him

my fight style is a proprietary blend of khamzat and mvp

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>>154121362

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a kid named ewing

A reminder that Gane defeated Jones via TKO (groin).

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>>154120867
jon should have zeemed this ricer driving nerd

Finna take a Patchy Miggs

>>154121435
why are carfags always like the dude filming

>>154121436
don't do it og

why this nigga steering wheel on the wrong side though?

MMA has gotten so boring we really could have used Jon mag dumping some spic to liven things up a bit

>>154121449
JDM NIGGUH

that was a finger gun btw

>>154121433
for context this guy is like the kobe brian of wrestling

>>154121464
he's Australian?

ser Duncan just fucking died

SURPRISE OIL CHECK

What happened to duncan

>>154121537
gate kept i fear

>>154121471
Kobe steele?

>>154121303
>self snitching: the post

Why does Jesus love Money Moicano so much? Should I start going to church?

Topturo Taira

brr brr patapim

Ilia Tatsuro

>>154121537
hanged, drawn and quartered after his preformance

>>154121303
Honestly? Respect.

>>154121558
for knowing what they are? heeming another mans hoel so hard he cages his meng is the epitome of masculinity. why are you hear talking mixed martial arts? you dont even train. you could never do what i do

I would NEVER heem a guy so hard he locked his peepee away in a cage, I'd gently heem him so he would go and take his kids to the duck pond or some mundane shit like that

Taira caged his meng huh, ig Van is a lock afterall bapas

>>154121588
You're literally homosexual.

>>154121598
i'd only grapple and use chokes. not because im a pussy but because i'd feel bad heeming my opponent out of his socks cartoon style

ser Duncan the short

>>154121614
but also for me it doesnt count here

jiri watch out for the counters

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>>154121598
you having a go?

>>154121748
one of my victims

shartlos fatberg doesn't hit hard enough to take jiri out

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The left counter will be there for Ulberg

dropping a wicked tomala

>>154121763
still upset that Tom outsmarted Gane?

THE potterhea?

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this is how it's done son

>>154121774
goku type shit

What happens if Taira actually wins? Does Pantoja just get his title shot and everyone just quietly pretends that Van's "title victory" never happened and he just gets sent back to apex cards?

>>154121800
Yes becasue everyone knows Van was never good.

>>154121804
van got ya clit in the clip b?

>>154121812
Sorry b i don't speak homosexual.

>>154121362
New heem reaction picture just dropped.

Which chapter of The book of five rings should one read before stepping into a life and death battle with a former male stripper? Asking for a czech friend

Khalil was beating jiris ass before he gassed in r3. Khalil isnt very good

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>>154121860
All of them.

>>154121871
he was landing but he wasn't beating his ass, jiri abandoned his head mooment from the jamawl fight, it wasn't gassing either jiri turned it up and broke him like he does everyone

simply put, head mooment jiri breaks shartlos with ease
regular jiri breaks shartlos with less ease

>>154121893
Khalil just has pillowfists unforch

>>154121895
ulberg's power is overrated

My opponents never faced anyone like me in the octagon
*gets heemed*

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Nice card fags

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this is how I imagine a heemster meetup would go

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>>154121982
To think that Alex simulated both of them with little to no effort…

>>154121976
>only 5 decisions
What's the issue?

>>154121976
ching chong bing bong!

>>154121995
They speak Portuguese in Macao.

https://youtu.be/pVouv9fURDU?t=86
heeminder

>>154121800
Pantoja has to face van regardless. Van will get subbed by him

>>154121908
Id say its underrated considering he heems from the back foot counter on a long looping punch. If he knew how to punch correctly he'd be nasty

pantoja lost to erceg

>>154122171
Evidence?!

>>154122166
If Taira beats Van and then Pantoja takes his belt back, there's no way in shit Van is getting an immediate title shot. They'd make him fight the loser of Kape/Horiguchi first or something.

>>154121800
same thing happened when jizzy lost the belt to strickland. then ddp won the belt from strickland. then jizzy fought ddp for the belt

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>Jiri joined the jews
I hope Ulberg kills this pathetic weak retard
What a disappointment

>>154122202
Difference is Van is a paper champ with a fraudulent title victory and zero defenses.

>>154122210
>fraudulent title victory
explain how

>>154122209
fag

>>154122209
jiri has no idea who they are
gsp was there too btw

>>154121982
exactly right, i would autistically present my fist for a symbolic glove touch before asking you where the good local rub and tugs are

The Ulberg pick is making more sense everyday, Jiri selling his soul to content creators is a sign

I'd like to take this chance to apologize
To absolutely nobody

>>154122430
Haha what a classic line they don't make em like they used to

>>154122430
Cub Swanson was so real for this

I'm a problem for this thread.....a problem

>>154122225
They didn't tell you?

>>154122209
I feel like the generation that grew up during covid are stunted mentally. Like this backdrop is a set, it's like of Dick Cavett did interviews from his bedroom and his audience were too afraid to leave the house

Sometimes I get into a mood...with a nigga, and I whisper to the nigga and say "tonight I wanna see you use that gun"

You whisper that?

The fuck?

Pause, pause

>>154122429
jiri is just a kid named jiri. he probably grew up watching adin just like you and me.

>>154122686
>kid named jiri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7bZwA0S64

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You can tell Ulberg grew up watching Ed, Edd n Eddy

https://youtu.be/wEg44cVUsfw?si=PTke7Z_M7eBOE3jl&t=460
never forget Jiri told us what heem means