Waiting for next /knuck/ edition
First for the mighty Great Britain
I'm so impressed with Ethyn Ewing. Probably more impressed than the Wellmaker fight
I like this thread
Professor Finnesser is giving a lecture rn
Is Ewing just that good? Or is the brazilian just a fucking bum prawspect who crushed cans?
*enters thread*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA4u5Pur5KA&list=RDjA4u5Pur5KA&start_radio=1
ewing vs both topurias at once
This fatass Brazilian is absolute garbage.I feel bad for Ewing having to win against him in this shitty little garage sized venue.
Ewbeast moving like prime Jose Aldo
>>154119301Yes
Ethan Ewing?More like Ethan Goodatfighting
Oh shit, all 15 people in the crowd were chanting for our boy Ewing.GET HYPE
HEEEEEM QUITTY
QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
Has Ewing unironically solved MMA?
HEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
HEEEM DUCKY
ewing is legit give him a top 15
HEEEEM BODY
EWEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
How to tell the difference when someone is pillowfisted vs the other guy has a good chin?
>quit>didn't even get KO'd>14-1holy fucking HEARTLET
HEEEEEEMSLIPPY
wat
Good, now cut this weight missing, wrestlefucking Hue fag
this big chinned bastard is gonna be a problem for the division
yeah I'm thinking EthGOD
>super necessary bonk
Favorite Spiritual Cramp song?
>>154119328Yan and Ilia laid the foundation, Ewing is building the city
>>154119340Bro you ever been hit to the liver? its like your legs get turned off
Doubters in shambles, another Ewing masterclass, the brazilian wasn't a can btw
>>154119335>EWEEEEEEEEM
Inuoe-esque liver blow from EwBEAST
apex packed to the gills it seems
>>154119328By actually training and having skill?I knew my boy would deliver.Where's that asshole who said he was going to lose?I'm taking his booty.
>>154119364>Decision >Decision >Decision Nah
what does the ref even say to a fighter after a KO
>>154119360Sprawl takedowns, check kicks and outbox your opponents. It's really so simple
>>154119294
>>154119383brazilian mma in shamble
THE BEAUTIFUL HEEMLE
>start at the top and go all the way down
BrillianceSkill FootworkEwing
wait, that was the second body shot heem of the nightnice, we don't see those very often, especially when it's a punch instead of kicks
>>154119381“It’s okay boo boo let me hold you, it’s okay”
Yansissies...is GODthan coming for us????
Alright see you cunts next week
>>154119393Wellmaker is American and that fight was short notice for Ewing. He moves well and picks good shots. Dude is solid
>UFC BJJ
>>154119413yansisters... I'm scared...
>>154119381>"You got heemed, buddy, it's okay, you're not that guy"
MANY MENG
Give my boy his bonus and Fotn
why am I watching this shit instead of women with bit butts jiggling their asses
GODwing vs Topturo Jr. is the fight to make
>>154119439>gives him an extra hit for being a heartletbased
GODthan got little Jap clitties creaming
>>154119452
Ewing has now made two undefeated dudes look easy. Give him someone ranked.
>>154119439I love that last single hammerfist after T POSING just to seal the deal.
>>154119439That body shot barely hit him, fucking heartlet.
>>154119468100% agreed
>>154119414Much love to you, beautiful spirit.
i told you ewing was legit
Whats for dinner, /heem/?
>>154119486pot roast and mashed potatoes
>>154119414
>>154119414see you next week, can't wait to see my most anticipated title fight: Joshua Van vs Tatsuro Taira
Oh look, another caucusnigger wrestlehugger
HEEEEM TAPPY
this -1600 dood getting fraud checked?
HEEM TAPPY
>-1600
>>154119534boo hoo
Rugby and working construction are the best base for MMA
Average Brazza vs Hue fight
brazilian mma in SHAMBLES tonight
>>154119486Did he ever manage to finish one?
83rd for Dem Boyz
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>154119546hot dogsbeercoleslawthat's it
>>154119555Hue MMA has been in shambles for years
>>154119546uh hes a osha inspector not no tradesman
>>154119570Kitty kitty5 on the diesel 20 dollar scratcher
If you are an American, it is your patriotic duty to watch and enjoy THE MADISON.
>>154119572Borralho is working overtime to keep it alive
average meta godpex cardendless fruits endless delight
So does the UFC just use the Brazilians as Apex canon fodder? why was this fight even fucking made
>Get taken down>No fucking idea what to do>Half heartedly fight the hands for a minute or so and then just let yourself be put in a RNC so you can quickly tap out and be done with itWhy don't these retards just stick to the fucking Kickboxing leagues?
>degree in bankingPretty fucking haram
>>154119594Cripes! He sent Masvidal flying! Who does that!?
>>154119594If you didn't know UFC is basically two steps away from boxing nowadays, they have to build stars by giving them cans
>Bisbong begging these bums to call someone out to create a little hype >"I just wanna fight the best"
Automatic spiritual cramp
>wmma co main
>>154119617poor Bisbong...
Swanson's final fight promoted to the main event, nice, maybe a good thing Van ducked
new proposed ufc rule: if you ask for a bonus in the post fight, you automatically don't get a bonus
>>154119582here comes wmma to ruin everyones picks and bets
Can someone tell me what church Van goes to? I must travel there and get myself a 4'10" junglegook Christian gf
>>154119617>If YOU don't care who you fight next then nobody else will careWhen will these dimeless shitters listen?
>>154119633Who tf is Hokit
jeremy 'lil heathen' stephens on a numbered card in big 2026
>>154119617Callouts don't matter anymore, Matchmakers wipe their ass with it, i am afraid.
>>154119624I am not watching wmma until they fuck eachother
Baby shark is so cute but has such a masculine face
low key beast of a card
>King Green vs Lil Heathen the fight the fans have been asking for fucking FINALLY Dana
>>154119633>Murzakanov vs CostaPaulobros... I'm worried.
>>154119661Who da fook is that guy fighting Bobby Green?
wmma
>>154119651WWE chud
>>154119661Better than White House
ricci looks like she ruins orgasms
>>154119655Me watching Rousey vs Carano
>>154119651A janitor who works at walmart, Blaydes isn't allowed ranked fights
>tfw no tranny looking fridge gf
>>154119655NEW RULE FOR WMMAthe winner fucks the loser with a strapon until the loser cums in front of the entire arena
>>154119617yeah fighters really need to stop fucking that up. it's free hype. just call out the champ if you've got nothing else.
Tabatha Ricci?More like Tabatha Boipucci More like Tabatha Ricci Flow Differential Geometry
>>154119651he walks through aspinall, but we don't know if he's good yet
>>154119687>UAESup buddy. I sincerely hope Iranian missiles blow up as much of your country as possible.All the best.
>>154119696This but while the loser is also getting bukkaked by all men who've won on the card so far
>>154119652Stephens always has fun fights so I can't complain
why is this bitch wearing a construction hat?
>mfw forced to watch wmma
>>154119713it's called aura unc
Top 5 fighters hated by matchmakersBlaydesEwingTorresZiamJan
>flanked by commission milfs the fix is in, virna by sub
Consensus opinion: if beg the UFC for a bonus, then you shouldn’t get a bonus.I am so fucken sick of people begging in every single post fight interview
>>154119660she looks like mussolini
Who da fook is that guy?
>>154119710the ultimate embarrassment...
>>154119719
Jandi walkout kinda cool
w?
>>154119724She probably got fisted by them before the fight...
>>154119727It's always the boring fighters who do that
Conor begged for a performance bonus after his UFC debut
>>154119655uh, honestly, its not as hot as I thought it would be
true experts have known this fight will be decent
>>154119760whats wrong with wanting money?
all women are whores
It's fair to say Dana doesn't care anymore, Zuffa boxing is taking priority
Renato Carneiro is about to be DUNCed
>>154119784Very very small nipples on this lad
why do men even have nipples?
Test
>>154119821You only get them if you're gay
Is Jandiroba a dyke?Also, I'm gonna say it... she has nice thighs.>>154119821All embryo's follow the same genetic template until sex is determined at around 7 weeks in.
>>154119821エロい
>>154119821basically the female is the template and male the change, so we can produce the milkers and actual milk with the right horomonesalso it's why our dingus is basically a really big clit
>>154119821My gf loves rubbing my nipples it does nothing for me but w.e
>>154119821nigga shouldnt you be warming up?
Rewatching the Ewing fight
LET'S GO VIRNA!!!!
I think eyepokes off the back are heavily underused. These guys only think inside the box with Jon Jones pawing at the face in boxing range, but you can eye gouge off the back
>>154119844huh so men are just the more evolved form of the human?
>>154119844nice dubs >>154119848you ever got into her guard on a weekday
lol brits
>>154119821embryo neutral starting point includes nipples, it's part of the basic human blue print
Just checked, I seem to have nipples. Am I gay, bros?
>>154119821Do you even watch JAV?
>>154119821So you have something to look at when you’re talking to them
>>154119878squeeze them for 5 seconds and let go. if they get hard you are high estrogen and gay
Ricci is getting forcefully BRED by MANDiroba
Ricci is too tiny. She’s built for athletic carry breeding, not heems
>>154119907You mean forcibly.
nipples are for girlsreal looksmaxxers know to have them removed
i met my ftm boyfriend anthony bourdain on a dating board (/ck/) and he's really into dying after gettng cucked by mdiocre celebrities after a pretty mediocre life. pick related
>I want to be the deadliest combatant at hand to hand combatChills
>>154119848That means guy she is fucking on a side likes that, and he told her that, and now she thinks all men like that.
>>154119916true
>>154119937
we need to bring back the draws from Pride that weren't for even fights just fights where the "winner" didn't seem to have any credible threat to finishthen we just apply that to like 95% of wmma
>>154119927He's literally me.
wmma is cazzie filter
Shes so fucking good bros
Feels so good knowing that a filthy, brown libertarian is about to get heemed by a White Christian
>>154119983look at the arms and thighs on that lad...
the highlight of the fight was the extensive, hard hitting coverage of all aspects of the male nipple
>>154119997This post will age badly.
wtf 29-28?????that was a 30-27 if I've ever saw one
she talks real funny
>>154119983Who is this semen demon?
damn this shit dead logged in to say joanna looked sexo
>>154120010Yeah there's no way that was 29-28 lmao
who ever wins this particular picks is the best picker ever btw
Jandiroba is one of those women who makes you seriously question if you'd fuck a ladyboy over her if give the choice
4 Duncans vs. 3 Moicanos
>>154119983"AHH I see you have tattoos! I have some too. They're very manly and...TOUGH!"
I don't know how you can look at these guys' hairlines and pick Moicano.
How did Joanna jump from a 2/10 to a solid 6?
I WILL TAKE SER DUNCAN'S SIDE
Moicano absolutely duaranteed to win. He has been in there with the best. Duncan is a PUNK with no good wins.
>>154119935Nah I have her share her location at all times
when combat starts me and my niggas all roll initiative
>>154120061She retired from training as a professional athlete/cutting weight and actually plumped up to a nice, feminine figure
Duncan is a failed promise. His contender series fight is the only based fight of his career
didn't moicano lose to beneil
What book will Moicano shout out if he wins?
Are the whites or the browns winning fight night thus far?
ya'll musta forgot money moicano
Duncan is underrated, generally all scottish fighters have heart, it might be a close fight
>>154120098The Law of One by the Ra Group
>>154120101whites overwhelmingly winning
The blood stains on Duncan's flag are kino
>>154120106oh I remember him quite clearly, my boy. quite clearly
>>154120098when atlas shrugged
>>154120112i raise you paul craigperenial heartlet
Duncan is like if Dricus was a 155er
>>154120098Propaganda by Jacques Ellul
>>154120126retard
Scottish rite Freemasons rule the world
>>154120106>MOICANO WANTSCH MONEH>Accepts an Apex fight against Chris Duncan
Feels good casually winning £300 on the weekend.>Lights cigar >takes drag>thinks about money
>>154120126Craig wasn't a heartlet, he just had no striking ability. The guy was a pure finish or be finished fighter
>>154120052best of luck lads
>>154120126Disagree, when did Craig ever quit
walkout mogged by are chris hugely
>>154120144haha same (fuck you)
The streets will never forget Paul Craig, Ankalaev's daddy
>>154120136>>154120143>>154120153>AHHHH IM GONNA STAND AND BANG>instantly falls to the floor and begs for a jew jitsu fightthats a heartlet alright
The apex doesn't past the vibe check feels like the basement they keep the gimp in in pulp fiction
>>154120165Tapped at 4:59 of round 3
>>154120176His name is Lionheart Smiff
>>154120168*heems you from guard*
>Apex seats like 200 people max>they can't fill it up for a main event
>>154120161suck it
This fight is brought to you by PVZ's braphole
>>154120197post it
Connor would starch both these bums
Duncan tapped
>>154120142
Dana should just put a octagon in the middle of a casino would be kino seeing cashnado alerts go off in the background
sus
this is a sparring match
this is the same money moicano that dropped islam
these scared bitches are fighting like they're teammates
duncan is so shit, but moicano is so old and busted. really don't know who takes this one, I think duncan might outlast moicano
10-9 Money MoicanoIt's already over.Duncan has nothing.Moicano is holding my hand all the way to the bank.
>not even 2 bumplimit threads for the whole cardIs the UFC washed?
>jocks
>>154120266You are in the presence of hardcores.
>>154120266its probably the worst card name-wise of the yearonly real heemers are here
scottish people can't fight
>>154120254Nah Moicano looks good so far, don't count him out because of his age, just surprised he couldn't take him down
>>154120286Tbh desu
>>154119983She would be a cool James Bond villain desu, her versus the Old Bond might be a fair fight.
HEEEM SLEEPY?!!??
white christian sisters...
Put the damn choke in Money Moic. I want to see this turd go limp.
Duncpiggies...
Hans Herman Hoppe > Jesus Christ
>surprise elbow!>goes for it>gets choked outGREAT corner!
moicano is the brunson of LW
fucking retard corner told him "surprise elbow"
SURPRISE ELBOW
heem
heem leeky
Christ is Kin-ACK!
LMAO
>coach calls for Duncan to throw an elbow from that position >he does>Moicano instantly seizes the opening to latch up a chokeAbsolute retarded coaching
im the greatest picks artist in the heem fc
duncan tapped beforei never believed after that day i fear in sadness
SURPRISE ELBOW!Uh... it's not much of a surprise when you call for it nigga.Coach bet against Duncan and wanted to cash in.
>>154120297Another W for Brown libertarians it seems
that's how you grapple and do damage not just holding a mf down and killing time
Just fire your coach at that point lmao
>>154120297moicano would probably advocate for christian white nationalism sooner than duncan
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDSI FIGHT FOR MY MEALS
>>154120328this nigga coach is literally from ATT i.e. moicanos gym!
>>154120336thats what happens when your opponent does something retarded
>>154120266not really, just a low name card. Everyone hear is hardcore https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmAqKL5MGVk&list=RDZmAqKL5MGVk&start_radio=1
the brown libertarian fears the russian muslim, but the white christian fears the brown libertarian (FACT!)
rear naked choke is the most based position in all of mmadumbass didnt do his homework
>vote for jesuswhat did he mean by this
>demons in charge of Brazil
HOLY BASED
Who are these demons that are controlling brazil?
Just don't understand how Moicano lost to Dariush, did he have a bad camp or a weight cut issue?
>>154120355lol baited duncan is atheist
DAS RITEFUCK DEMOCRACY AND VOTING AND SHEIT
>>154120353>hearhere*
3 Winners USAIrelandBrazil
what the fuck is he talking about???
LMAO BASEDDDDDHe also just won me my bet
BASED CHRISTIAN
I could smell it on Duncan, he doesn’t have the chops. Why didn’t piggy?
>>154120370I will cry to my mommy while sucking milk out of her tits and it's your fault
>>154120381his trademark schizo ramble
>fuck the fans>give me someone easy or else I will retire
>>154120381Elections, Jesus, and YouTube. Come on man, keep up
>>154120385People picking Duncan were assuming Moicano was old and done
FUCK THE FANS EVEN IF I LOVE YOUFUCK ELECTIONSFUCK THE BULLSHITJESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILL SAVE YOUJESUS MOTHERFUCKERS!
>Give me more easy fights or I'll just retire to YoutubeWell at least he's honest.
>>154120386join the club!
>>154120381Hand herman hoppe : democracy the false god
>>154120378my picks win proves that jiri is going to heem next week
>>154120378this shit is getting too easy honestly
>>154120384He shouldn't have used profanity while speaking Christ's name.Undermined his whole message.
>>154120142betGOD...
>>154120378FUCK LETS GOOOI WIIIN
>>154120402You got two strategymaxxed fighters and Duncan’s entirely reluctant to take risks and also slower than Moicano. Not saying it was the most obvious pick but Moicano had a great chance here
I'm sad to see Duncan lose like that, but it's best for the sport. The guy really isn't that good skill wise, he just has a lot of physical strength/power and incredible heart. If a guy like that could make it to the top 10 at 155, the whole sport would look less serious
>>154120378>2 jiri pics and HEEM
>>154120434
How do I schizomaxx like Moicano
>>154120442>"Schizo">Literally everything he said confirmed by the Epstein files
>>154120442just be a midwit
Another Apex kino filtering the plebs
Science says that force is supposed to be mass x acceleration. But Chris Duncan clearly proves this false, since he hits hard as fuck while also moving in slow motion
how would you even land an elbow from there?
>>154120474It was outrageously retarded advice. In that position the most sensible option is to accept your fate and fight the hands until the round ends.
>>154120474Very carefully
Duncan isn't shit, he and Moicano are teammates in the same gym at ATT, Duncan didn't lose because he is a heartlet but because Moicano knew his shortcomings beforehand
>>154120425Honestly, yes this is true. He was way too perverted and I am not sure if it was mockery or what was up with that guy. Something about taking back JFC from the secular and using it as a Christian is intriguing to me but also very blasphemous so not sure about that.
>>154120486I mean in this specific case he lost because he did was his absolute retard coach told him toWhich is very funny
>>154120492People say His name just to rightoid signal, they're not actually christians and have likely never read the bible or gone to church..
>>154120378my picks were basically correct because i picked ruchala as a jest
>>154120502>have likely never read the bible or gone to churchA shocking low percentage of religious individuals have read their holy texts, despite being comparable in length to like Harry Potter at the high end and typically shorter. Like, less than 10% with 10% being an upper bound.
kek wait van is out of ufc 327???? should be stripped of title genuinely
>>154120552I thought the same, but he and Taira are on 328 now.
Make an Ewing thread
Well I'm off to have wild sex see you nerds and virgins later
>>154120582way ahead of you b>>154112655>>154112655>>154112655
>>154120492There is no taking it back, it's just blasphemous(forgivable kind, but still abhorrent) and wrong. >>154120502No, many of them truly believe themselves to be Christian, but don't take it as seriously as you should.The text says there will be many who come wearing the wrong clothes and saying the right things, or saying the wrong things and wearing the right clothes. They will all be denied.
>>154120589Ess tawlf
