ILLINOIS - LUCONN - Wzona - wolverines almost half timeformer>>154055196
first for chainsmokers
Dusty May? ...more like Clean April!
shit tournament
UCONN has the clutch gene big hanging danglers that Kentucky, Duke, and UNC think they have when they look in the mirror.
>>154119959My Wolverines :)
Coach Primate
why did arizona give up?
>>154120012and there it is
>>154120025Why don't they throw flags in basketball?
>no music half time showWtf
If Gonzaga had survived the Texas upset, Huff would have been healthy in the sweet 16 and they’d have won their region. Arizona are the biggest frauds of em all
>>154120043tupac's hologram is playing the satellite party
uconn is spirtually big ten (white)
>>154120053Gonzaga sucks and deserved the L
>>154120012WOW. Just wow.
they're gonna give the unc job to kenny smith
>everybody tough when they at home in front of the computer
coach inmate
>>154120127i'm hearing that UNC is planning on not hiring anyone and instead quietly ending the program due to the futility of trying to compete with B1GODS
>>154120145i will BEAT your fucking ass
>>154120164b-b-b-based
>>154120164Such is life
How bad will the rape be this half
>>154120215bear down1!
I love how completely silent this place is when Michigan is dominating
>>154120145I’m a navy seal what the fuck are you? A bitch
burries looks awful out there
>>154119981lolThis is bigger than the Jordan flu game
>>154120152And there he is.
>>154120225anon I've been lurking this thread. it was dead for the last game too.
So uconn defeats the le evil empire Michigan i already see the script
>>154120272cool it with the anti semitism
>>154120269nigga its been dead the whole tourney
this feels like assrape as an arizona fan. i'm out bros, have a nice night.
>>154120225im watching the game and can't always post every cooldown
Damn I forgot about coach inmate Michigan also had a coach who was hacking into the girls cloud shit to jerk off? I’m not really sure how this is some huge crime but it’s still funny how Michigan is full of perverted freaks
>>154120307true.
Tourney wrap up:-Not a single redemption narrative-No villain arcs-Only one shining moment - UConn win with .3 left-No Cinderellas that lasted-Same old boring studio crews that are actually worse with twerps like Lefkoe-Way too many double digit margins
>>154120225How new are you to think /cbb/ isn't always like this?
>>154120377and they want to expand the field :)
>>154120352>>154120352Butthurt osu fan detected
zonasisters...
>the michigan fan with the huge tits in the crop top just nowHoly moly
Lmao rape
>>154120225This sport is completely deadFuck my fans even if I love themFuck the politicians don't voteJesus Fucking Christ will save youPray Motherfuckers in Jesus NameNone of this sports bullshit matters only fuck your motherfuckers.
Jesus stick a fork in them already
>>154120377The Kentucky/Santa Clara game was kino
Feel bad for my Tucsonian bros
Midwest dominates once again
this nigga and milking this injury hard cuz his team has a 24 point lead lmao. bet my life savings he'll be fine on Monday night.
>NIL completely kills CFB and CBBhope you’re happy redditards
>>154120441true, some good games happened
>>154120457i hope so
Raaaaaape
>>154120467>my decades of duffle bags and collusion can't compete with clean money
>>154120467this is just like freeing the slaves
uhh best coast bros?
hulu had trutv as the main chan for the game and it was a bunch of negros shit talking and making me uncomfortable. had to actually search to find the actual broadcast with ourguy Ian Eagle.
>>154120467At least filling a bag with money or selling a car made the process a lot harder and funnier. This is like when we legalized gambling and instead of mafia, bookies, Uncut Gems movie type shit, crazy Jews, now people just pipeline their entire paycheck with their phones. NIL is just pipeline to the richest schools with the craziest motherfuckers.Anyone who doesn't know Tucson is broke as a joke and its honestly amazing they can get to Final Four with their near bankrupt school.
NOOOOOOO NOY MY HECKIN ARIZONA BIG 12-E-RINOESREDDIT AND /SP/ TOLD ME THAT THE BIG EAST AND BIG TEN ARE FRAUD CONFERENCES HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING?????
At least we get to see Dan Hurley demolished in the championship game, maybe as a bonus we'll see him have a meltdown for the ages
>arizoners
SCORIGAMI HAPPENED that was coolWow my fucking team might get 30 or even 40 blown out like did anyone think Michigan was this good what is the ever holy loving fuck?
>arizona
>>154120512Ian Eagle seems good. All you take away is his voice and play by play, no try hard personality or quips or politics or simping, etc.
>>154120536i did as a matter of fact(thats all i got right)
>>154120547a true westwoodone guy
>>154120536Michigan had the easiest region by far and Arizona was a fraud propped up by playing in the most overrated conference in the country. UConn will take care of ‘em
>>154120560idk dude they seem pretty good
>>154120560>UConn will take care of ‘emThey're gonna crack Dan Hurley's egg head
>>154120560yeah the sec in its rollover era
How hard does Michigan rape conn
>>154120560UConn looked like poop for most of the first half. Them and Illinois. This is like the obvious winner woman games.
Arizona's Krivas was hot in the first half but nothing doing second half
>>154120563>>154120566>>154120573They’re a top-tier team this year but they (and Duke and Arizona for that matter) are not the MUH HISTORICALLY GREAT TEAMS pundits have pretended they are because of inflated kenpom margins. The talent gap between them and UConn isn’t that big and hate him all you want, Hurley just wins. Taking him until proven otherwise.
>>154120572Spread will probably be Michigan -7.5 or -8.5. Dan Hurley has the best ATS record in tournament history, so he will probably keep it within the number.
>>154120579i haven't watched much or looked at kenpom they just pass the eyetest and are obviously more complete than jewcon i would bet the house on meatchicken if i were a betting man
>rigged semen slurping sportNcaa using their adjustable cheating rims again and took out bradley to negate yaxel's injury
where the fuck is Bryce
>>154120609The Masters is right around the corner be patient
On paper Michigan wins like 9/10 times. But UCONN will pull a rabbit out of their ass and win. I'm convinced that program sold their soul to the devil. They got the good juju that everyone wants.
>2023: /sp/ claims UConn are frauds all tournament and the place becomes dead and all the shit talking faggots disappear when they win>2024: same thing>2025: UConn barely loses to the eventual champion in a down year where they’re an 8 seed>2026: same as 2023 and 2024You fags are predictable.
>>154120624They're the new globohomo team. Read they are 13-1 all time in the final four game. What are the odds of that?
>>154120624They get riggi like adjusted hoops and Vaseline zones around high traffic areas on their defensive side. The duke riggi was extremely blatant with the constant looney tunes slipping from duke plaers at the top of the key
>>154120637They use cheating rims! The baskets have devices that loosen or tighten the tension on the rim influencing made and missed baskets they also use refs to take out key players
>>154120640>>154120637>>154120624Lmaoing at the pre-cope from flyovers
>>154120637They have a culture that Calhoun built and Hurley continued. Also, NE basketball is brutal. Even with the shitty teams. It's always a rock fight. That seems to prepare teams a lot better for March than the 102-99 no defense SEC games.
michigan can play defense
>>154120660>cultureNobody can be this naive
>>154120467you lost dixiefag
>>154120631I never said any of that, bit rude to call me a fag.
>>154120656Michigan is a flyover state
>>154120467Yep
>>154120660Not just northeast basketball, northeast everything. Everybody in the northeast actually tries which is why world changing work (good and evil) happens in New York and Boston, not in Nashville or Minneapolis. Even Chicago and the California cities can’t hold a candle to the engine that is the northeast. Flyovers even make fun of our hard work and serious culture, reveling in being fat and watching TV all day
>>154120676Michigan is a beautiful state and has all the fresh water. Actually, no it's terrible, don't come here.
>>154120655Don't doubt it. Arizona's were rattling out, Michigans were all dropping. They have probably had this tech for a while.
lot of game left
>>154120676Zero reading comprehension award
>>154120467>nooooooooo college sports have to be the one thing in this country that isn't allowed to use capitalism because my poorfag school/conference gets mogged hard in the free market
ARIZONA GOT HEJJED LMAO
SNL's cold open is spoofing the studio crew. They even mentioned Michigan winning over Arizona.
>>154120685>>154120656>>154120676*taps map*nearly everyone in college basketball is a flyover
>>154120702>>>/lgbt/
>>154120708lol. got 'im. imagine watching that unfunny hatefest in 2026.
>>154120707Everything outside of NYC* and San Francisco proper is flyover.*Excluding Staten Island
>>154120691arizoner can still win this
https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/381601137646137344https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/381601137646137344https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/381601137646137344
>>154120714DC is less flyover than california (only LA matters there)
>>154120702Scripted. Knew it.
>>154120724Scripted. Where there's smoke there's fire.
>>154120043NCAA Final Four committee, you know who to call next time.
>>154120728Or they filmed one version for Michigan winning and another for Arizona winning
>>154120736eyes off college ball vtumor
>newfags not knowing it's all riggedKWAB
>>154120467schools wouldn't have pushed for nil if schools weren't paying players under a table to play for them. and then having the ncaa look awaythere was a reason that there used to be a running gag that if the ncaa caught an sec school cheating, they would drop the hammer on the socon teams to teach everyone a lesson.
>>154120724WE ARE WE ARE CHARLIE
If Uconn win u really know its riggi
alright alright alright
>>154120766Schools didn't push for NIL, former players sued over it and in a 9-0 decision the SCOTUS told the NCAA their business model of restricting players from getting paid is illegal
>>154120852awww shiiiiiii
UCONN is going to win. And honestly man, I've went from a hater to a fan. Build the Bobby Hurley statue.
garbage ass bruce pearl
>>154120584>Spread will probably be Michigan -7.5Called it
Considering the context, that is the greatest game of Michigan basketball of all time.
>>154121291michigan has a title
>nobody giving UConn a chanceJust where we want them.
Michigan will clobber UCant. UCant barely beat Duke by 1. Michigan beat Duke comfortably on a neutral court this season.
>>154121469they lost to duke in feb. took them out of number 1 overall
>>154119959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwok7sVlb-w
>>154121356Yeah but they beat Seton Hall by only a few on some tough calls. This was supposed to be one of the biggest f4 games ever and they demolished what was considered the best team in the nation. In context this is the best single game of all time for Michigan.
michigan winning is good for college sports
>>154121412surely it won't happen again right?They cannot keep getting away with this
Michigan finna bootyblast Uconn
The magnets were obviously turned on yesterday. Why do they keep rigging this sport for UConn of all teams? Being a sports fan these days is just nonstop humiliation rituals.
>>154123867>magnetsjust dunk every time, EZ
>>154119981For me it’s All We Know.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best wheelchair basketball team.
>>154121772Stop being antisemitic
>>154121808>they demolished what was considered the best team in the nation.They lost to Duke though
https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7173082/2026/04/05/michigan-uconn-history-national-championship/The NY Times say UConn has no chance to win and that Michigan will take the title easily. The NY Times are the last source of truth in this nation built on the lies of MAGA, I trust in them fully.
As much as I want to see Dan Hurley demolished & embarrassed in the final, if it's a close game & they lose I think we have a better chance of Hurley having a meltdown for the ages & making a true ass of himself. So rooting for Michigan to win, but UConn to cover the spread.
>>154124648both uconn coaches making public apologies this tournament would be pretty hilarious
>>154124648>>154124674The important thing to me is that my favorite sports personality, Dave Portnoy, is a Michigan alum. Bless those who bless Israel and its wonderful Jewish people like Dave, and curse those who curse Israel and the Jewish people. Michigan MUST win over UConn. We cannot allow antisemitism to prevail.
>>154124780You alright, anon?
>>154124953I will be if Michigan wins
Who /Cocks/ here? They pulled off a huge win yesterday