Flames Editions Last time >>154116717
fraud status?
/KRAK/
>>154120498that looks really annoying to deal with
My penguins (:
>>154120497he's 19 and is dragging a shit team to playoffs. he's a grade
perrenial underachiever kevin bieksa just said bouchard isn't a top 5 defenseperson this season
>>154120497He’s plays for a shit team bud
>>154120510A face you want to beat with hammers
>>154120509He's not dragging them to shit pal, have you seen the current score?
>>154120510for me it's linespeople
>>154120416warning: very expensive
the dominos pizza tracker map is bullshit
>>154120510They get t-shirts printed by the syrian guy in the mall they're just like me
>>154120530what currency is this
>>154120537cad
athletes shouldn't be endorsing junk food like KFC
>>154120530>130 dollars for a sandwhich
>>154120530A HUNDRED AND EIGHTY BUCKS FOR TENDIES???
WHEN YOU GRAB AHOLD OF METELL ME THAT I'LL NEVER BE SET FREE
>>154120490wtf Im pretty sure i just saw the first fully AI generated commercial on TV on the Sharks broadcast
>>154120545these aren't your ordinary microwaved tendies
>>154120541/hoc/'s favorite player promotes snacking on amazon cardboard boxes
>>154120497Somewhere between McDavid and Matthews
>>154120541yeah KFC is gross. Wendy's is the only good joint around
let me know if the sharks start an exciting comeback so i can stop watching knights oilers
let me know when a sharks fan ain't gay
>>154120531that's because the good drivers all disable the location data permissions on their phone so that the gay driveosity system doesn't get them in trouble for making a single turn or using their brakes or driving any faster than the speed of smell
>Soilers
>>154120554is oil the dipping sauce?
>>154120596Actually it's the sipping sauce
everyone's so stressed outchilaxx...
>>154120530>24 Chicken Tendies for 12 guests at 180$>14" Pizza for 50$>Alberta Beef cuts for 475$Those oil workers' salary is really ripe for picking.
the oilers spent two years insisting that if they were going to change goaltenders it wasn't going to be a sidegrade and they were right only because jarry is worse
that was all on nurse retard
>>154120599>mfw ant-sized bedard
VGK SCAR AGAIN
if he hasn't learned to be careful when dumbfuck nurse is in front of him then i don't know what to tell you retard
linesfaggots just missed a roughing and tripping call fuck you
>lauzon snaps 112 game goal drought (125 shots)kwab
I wish my team could scar
>>154120498
ducks getting dicked
>>154120621
>>154120599bustbrini wishes he was bedsy
I blame the Toronto Maple faggots. This is all their fault.
Go Isles.
We really about to go from having the division on lock to missing the playoffs...
Oilels are chimping out lmao
Pick a Knight, PICK a KNIGHT, Pick SEVERAL Knights
disgusting neckbeard behind torts
walman really regressed to echl level after getting that sweet 7x7
>>154120694KEK
why would two white parents think its acceptable to name their white child after one of the most famous black actors of the past 40 years?
deep down no one really respects torts
>>154120694KWAB
lazar trying to kill a fan
>>154120704they actually named him after the two baseball players
>>154120694No way!
>>154120715
>>154120721Lazar probably thought the fan was Timothée Chalamet and he REALLY hated how historically inaccurate The King's portrayal of the battle of Agincourt was
>>154120721take a salt tablet
>>154120721what happened here? he take a puk to the noggin? must not have seen it coming
wew leddy scored
Gary can have the cup if he gives my oilies keaton verhoeff
>>154120762we have entered the inverted universe
Scccccaaaaaarrrrr
flames are winning
>>154120779Fuck you fuck the flames fuck hockey fuck white people fuck everything.
ucks decided they don't want to play in the playoffs anymore
NORRISMAN
john tortellini has saved sharter fart from the demons of his past
>>154120784 hoes mad
>>154120581yeah dude i'm sure they'll keep their job a long time doing that
my macky :)
I think I found Macklin's theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iooViITRp9M
>>154120497>posts that aged very poorly
ducks/flames games are always eyerape because of the overload of red and orange
hart is elite
best 2-way dman in the league right now
>two points for leddy>famous action tradwife will smith hockey still in nonscoring magical jail for not sharing his homemade dubai chocolate with an internet witch
>bizkwab
bieksa is just straight up bullying friedman
>>154120836they need to have an inverse selke for defensemen so these clowns stop winning the norris
>>154120847the best defense is a good offense
>>154120831flames rule each time though
>>154120851he's been on the ice for 88 goals minimum and is only +23
My Silver Knights just clinched
>>154120510>Kevin Bieksa’s highest-scoring NHL season was the 2006-07 season with the Vancouver Canucks, where he recorded 12 goals and 30 assists for 42 points in 81 games.
>>154120865so who is your pick then
>>154120899I've only never heard of two of those guys before in my life I'm doing pretty good
>>154120878based.
>baby being literally born at rogers arena right now
why isnt the autistic female hockey player in Survivor season 50?
>>154120915rogers place*fuck you rogers and your gay ass monopoly on everything in this country
>>154120915extremely unorthodox zone entry. other teams won't know how to handle him
>>154120899werenski>but he's only +10he isn't playing behind mcgaykid
https://x.com/BuffaloSabres/status/2040507354463011253
STONER SCAAAAAAAAAAR
tell mcdavid to start acting like a captain
SHAAAAAAARKS SCAAAAAARRRRR
>finnish goaltending
>>154120939I BELIEVE IN THESE SHAAAAAAAKS
Name the baby Marner
I think /hoc/ owes my sharkies an apology
This is all to spite LA.
BERG
that baby is bad luck i hope they circumcise him
>two (2) streams for sharks preds>both 30fps and two minutes behindonhockey has really gone to shit
>>154120865>xhe doesn't know what a power play is
>>154120991that kid is WAY too young to be skateboarding without a helmet
bass solo take 1
>>154121031that is tony hawk
I kinda want to get a Stahdah jacket because winter's coming but they have fukol in stock now because summer's coming in N.A. Should I wait until September? I might not even be alive still in September
>>154121035bassed
SCHWARTZ SCCCCAARRRSS!! It's not a shutout!!
>shorks
great stop asky
>name is Mukhamadullin>is a terrorist
drai shitposting on /pol/ while mcdavid's losing it
>>154121107hyman looking like he knows he's about to be told that he's one of the good ones
was sherwood this perpetually angry in vancouver too
>>154120818t. never ran a 'za like Gagan
Kraken Kaapo Kakko!!
niggas name is actually kaapo kakko
kraapo kakka
ANDERSON GIVING THE STAAAAAAAARE
It is now confirnmed gary will have vegas win the cup this year
Ducks deserve to lose the division if they can't beat the laffs, blose, and lames. Kek
apologize to rasmus andersson NOW
this pleases shannon very much
>>154121119not really, probably just because why care that much on the worst team in the league
>dedmonton>no hymen>no drysaddle>got graped
>>154121160I never doubtedI doubted Cassidy and Hill
what the
Golden Torts is 3-0
sharks/preds is less of an organized hockey game and more just ten people playing hockey at the same time
>>154121200the power of Rage is invincible
darnell nurse is a worthless monkey
>>154121200dead cat bounce
waow a meaningless satorday gayme is franchise defining
my sharkies ):
FUCK
>>154121200cassidy really had lost the room and starting hill pissed everyone offgosh golly who coulda guessed
>>154121204Do not disrespect father.
Now that was some classic >shorking, holy hell
fugg
>>154121223Hard to disrespect a father to their face when he's absent
bum ass shorks lel
>>154121200mercenary torts is rollin'
>people forgot it was a scheduled sharks loss
Will Smith needs his ass beat
>>154121244
Askarov lets in two types of goals, defensive breakdowns where he doesn't have a snowball's chance and the softest fucking cuddly stuffed cotton faggot retard muffins ever put on net.
>>154121242I don't know you. You weren't here last time the Sharks were good. Go back to wherever you came from
slopdown was cancelled
>>154121253maybe he's so used to compensating for the defence he can't process easy saves
Askarov is so ass. Imagine if the Sharks traded for Knight instead of this Russian bust
ducks being effectively -22 when not factoring in shootouts and 1st in the division is so fucking insane bros
I told you all Smith was not good. He's riding Macks coattails
>>154121274sure thats all he's riding?
It is now officially up.
>>154121181what's that
>>154121283>Deadmonton>1st>After getting spanked by TortsWrong
>>154121274its a watered down league /hoc/ has been saying that for years
>>154121261was on last night u must be thinking of hampage kwab
>>154121292tell that to gary I don't make the rules
Yeah not feeling this
>>154121274he needs mack to smack him around until he stops trying to play flag football
>>154121302yeah didn't ask
>>154121307Retard
>>154121307i did
What a deflating loss. Yet again against this team nobody was ready to play and we get down 3-0. Had about 20-25 good minutes in the midway part of the game but otherwise, really poor performance in the biggest game so far.There’s 3 maybe 4 goals Askarov absolutely has to have and had us chasing early.Smith with easily one of his worst games of the year. Couldn’t handle a puck all night long and gave it handed the puck to the Preds at least a handful of times while we were set up on the PP.Eklund now 2 goals in 32 games. Had an entire wide open net to shoot it after Wenny puts it on a tee and he whiffs on it.Orlov on a five game point streak but has been having by far his worst stretch defensively lately. Constant turnovers and poor breakouts game after game.Boys had all the momentum and did so well to get back to 3-3. Ferraro makes a really bad play taking the wrong way to the puck and the Preds score their 4th goal. Deflated the team and couldn’t put a ton together after that.Surprisingly good game from Leddy. Had a couple mistakes but overall was far from the problem defensively and contributed on the scoresheet.Graf solid as ever. Kid is cool and calm in any situation.Liked Sam’s game. See him getting involved and jumping into plays offensively more and more. Might take a bit but at some point we’ll start seeing him put up some points for us.7 games left. If they want to make it then Hawks x2, Canucks, Preds and Jets are all must wins and then likely need to get at least 2 out of 4 points between the Oilers and Ducks games.Macklin vs Bedard Monday. Should be fun!
For a Sunday, Gary sure is spoiling us with this many games.
how did buffalo clinch but not montreal
I am NOT amused, Shorks
>>154121302Congrats Kings... Now instead of the Oilers you get to be crushed by the AVS
These sharks are a buncha FAGGOTS
>>154121302>Carolina's going to ANOTHER Eastern Conference Finalreally, Gary?
>>154121302>TBL>BOSnot again
>>154121333Tie breaker.Red wings have 88 points. If they win all and Buffalo and Montreal lose all the three teams would have the same number of points (100).The first tie breaker (after games played) is regulation wins. Detroit can have a maximum of 35 regulation wins by the end of season, but Buffalo already has 38, while Montreal has only 32.Detroit could mathematically knock out the Canadiens, but not Buffalo.All this also assumes that the wild card teams overtake Montreal as well.Next Montreal win or Detroit loss will clinch for Montreal
.
just like the islanders
>>154121364thank you smart anon
>>154121364habbies bros... were on the fraudwatch list...
wop
>>154121394why arent Our Sennies in the green
>>154121399philly hot on their heels
>>154121399All the green teams are in the West. St. Patrick's day uniforms don't count.
Oilers fell asleep in the 2nd. Vegas got all the bounces. PP is fairly flacid still. Hart played well.The Oilers didn't deserve the win but this score didn't reflect the outcome.Good push back in the third despite not coming up with goals. New coach bump for Vegas. They dont concern me.
>>154121413but they're gsy
Vegas Golden Showers fuck off alreadySlimy fucking organization meet us in playoffs and see what happens to you
Not too sad about this game. Vegas had some “lucky” goals. They have the new coach bump, and we are missing 2/3 of our best scorers.Vegas needed to win this one more than we did, and they got the bounces which made it easier for them. Not a big deal.We’d smoke them in the playoffs again.
Not a game worth worrying about imo. These games happen. Sometimes the puck just doesn't go in. We weren't outplayed. We'll beat these clowns in the playoffs if we have to.
>>154121423>>154121432>>154121437>>154121444why are you reposting reddit comments
>>154121432>>154121437>>154121444would you shut the hell up no one cares
Meh, second and third Vegas goals came directly off of missed calls. Typical game against VGK plus the refs. We have 65 goals out of the lineup right now too. Get everyone healthy and we steamroll this team.
Thought Toronto did a nice job of keeping the division compelling tonight. It was nice to see Vegas get a goal instead of go on the kill, and then get another when a couple guys tangled up their skates late. Nice 2-3 goal swing by the stripes!!
need some finns in the thread right now
HSK clinched lfg boys
It just so happens to be uphttps://youtu.be/J_JLHfSjbgE?si=umbb9LVKA0rBfaaI
>>154121473brutal
Maybe Ducks and Knights can lose the rest of their games....kidding but jebus Oilers, allergic to first place. They played so badly tonight not even a chance of getting a point in this one.Oilers missing two of their top scorers, Nuge decides he's going to take the night off and rest up for Lake Night to talk about horsies and kids. Something about this guy.Its Saturday night, its a big game between the divisional masters, you're on after hours and you throw this melon game on the pile. What a f***ing nothing burger.
kolesar talking shit after the buzzer getting the soilers so riled up cracked me up
>>154121473but did he sign
Damn
>>154121494why was trent malding so hard all game?shit talking his own team apparently?
Desu the team was overdue for a stinker.Vegas players talking a lot of trash for being a team that the Oilers have beaten like a rented mule over the last few years.
Connor Bedard is my GOAT
>>154121540bit of a dramakwean
>>154121566fucking based
Only three teams are blow 200 goals for
>>154121540>throws away $300
>>154121610thats probably less than he paid for the seat my guy
knights won
>>154121610
are there really that many of us vegasbros in this general?
>>154121617true enough
>>154121610>>154121617anybody who's wearing a backup shirt under their jersey clearly has premeditated that if their team of support loses they're going to throw a public tantrum for the entertainment of all
someone's upset
assmus has been a nonfactor his whole career no edmontonian should feel that pissy
>>154121642what a goddamn idiot
Scott Oake is retiring.
>>154121664damn. 50 years in the biz
>>154121664Who
What went so wrong?
>>154121681Seem he was hurt all season
>>154121664He's so old nobody even knows what year he was born
>>154121683Sad
>>154121695It is sad. I wanted to see him break the scoring record but with all his injuries it's not very likely to happen anymore
>>154121642fedposting over a pacific division game is crazy
>>154121634huh? no way you're warm enough wearing a jersey on bare skin and that shit would be scratchy as hell
mcdavid looks like hes 40 years old at this point.
>>154121709gooning so much ages a person by at least 10 years
>>154121709is he losing facial fat? looks unhealthy
whole team full of pussies
>>154121730he's not crying he's just disappointed you chucklefuck
Safe to say officially now that the dust has settled that the Flames have won the Huberdeau trade. Florida is eliminated and the Flames have a couple days left till they're out too.
poor adin hill :(((
>>154121756Sharter fart
My vehicle was towed from the Coleman Ave Target parking lot tonight during the game. $500 to get it back.I was given the suggestion (years ago) from this subreddit to park there, so I’m just posting to warn people. There were probably a dozen fans in sharks jerseys at the impound lot, and it was towed within an hour of us parking, so it was definitely targeted (not just like the vehicles were left there too long or after hours).Not here to debate whether it was a stupid idea to park there or not (I get it now) but just putting the info out there so others know to be careful. We’ve parked there a handful of times with no problems.Morris and Sons made a killing tonight.
>>154121756KWAB why did they do that to him :(
>>154121789see how he flexed his hand after he bumped hart's blocker? they all knew that his hand is probably broken now so they didn't want to hurt him further
>>154121789they hate people born on vancouver island
>>154121730https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESD1Cb-nD8M
>>154121838based boomer knows what he wants and doesn't care what anybody thinks.
>>154121838That's in T-Mobile oh nooooooooothank my autism that I always lower the brightness to 0 when on my phone
Nugent hopkins should have dropped his cuck last name and his first name and then only go by Nuge. That would be his only name
>>154121838They used to beat people up for doing stuff like this
What the fuck Cole cucked us from his 50 goal celebration, I have to wait another fucking day?
>>154121924Retard
and yet
AND STILL
cancelled
>>154121924They were covering him pretty hard, didnt give him any space in the powerplay. Clearly didnt want that celebration on their home ice.
>>154122092hampage was
Shadow warrior 2 is pretty good. They improved the controls immensely.
>>154122118what are you playing on? need something for the steam deck i barely use
>>154122128On ps4 but I bought the trilogy for 12 dollars canadian, marked down from like 110. I wouldnt recommend it if its not on sale and even then your gonna have to decide if you want to dedicate 60 hours to a boomer shooter.
learning spanish so i can shitpost on /mlb/
>>154122149shit yeah bro that sounds totally worth it
not going to /mlb/ until the a's come to town
/mlb/ is fun
going to bed soon
>>154122219Same
>>154122219>>154122226It's only 18:30 here but honestly I'm going to lay down soon too and put a movie or something on. just so I'm in the right place when I fall asleep. i want to have a long productive day tomorrow so I'm gonna get up at the crack of ass
>>154122265Shut the fuck up
>>154122265nice bro i need to be more productive. tomorrow isn't that day.
>>154122270yeah today wasn't for me either but hopefully I can get going early tomorrow>>154122267https://youtu.be/yShFKvRVOFE?si=yd1gn3XQiU5DLZuZ
>>154122265g night
>>154121688>not using fl.weak
https://x.com/BuffaloSabres/status/2040509660952752203
*bumps this dead shit general*You're welcome
poo peeland
an entire LAND of poo and pee
*successfully stimulates the /hoc/ economy*You're welcome
>>154122313>biggest achievement in all its history is cheating against the leafs in the playoffs and then getting raped by mike modano>please support us guys, also here is le epic sopranos referenceFuck off.
Happy Easter bro's
>>154122724God bless us everyone
>>154122724That's offensive, this is a Judeo Christian general
>>154122724It was warm yesterday but now today is chilly
>>154122951reminds me of that tragedy
>ded wongs>senaturds
My crappies are going to sneak in at the metro 3 spot so that Gary can squeeze one last drop of blood from the Ovi/Crosby stone.
>>154122724Christos Anesti
>>154121924He wants to blow the Bell Center's roof. It's not like he didn't produce either, it's still a 2 points game for him.
How the hell are the Sennies still in it
>>154123501Somehow countering Gary's vile jew magic
>>154123509Gary fears Our Zennies
>>154122724Happy Easter!
>>154120721He is a Habs fan.
>>154121838Delete thisPlease respect "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas".
>>154122671Thanks. /hoc/ is no longer suffering from stagflation
>>154124181If the euros come back we'll be suffering from stinkflation
EMBARRASSING
>>154121838Ummm based?
I should've invested in stink futures
Torts a confirmed shit team whisperer
Woke up too late to go to latino church again award
>>154124199They’ll be back for playoffs
of course gram's gotta have easter early and i feel a marn brewing but he's not at the rink yet if you know what i meanhe's gonna be knocking on the stonehole during grace and there's no way i'm dropping a vegass golden knuke in a house full of family members, i'm going to need to lock in, simplify my game until like 3 pm this shit sucks
Explain this Quebec
The real Oilers, the Rögle Oilers are doing right NOW what the Edmonton Oilers never could do. Turn a playoff series from a 0-3 deficit to a 4-3 win.
>>154124531they're terrible
>>154124542Based! Oilers would have won in 2024 if they didn’t choke hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSqdUzF_N20
>>154124590Färjestad who will lose this game and series after being up 3-0 also have a Canadian coach. 1993 is ruthless and surpasses any borders or leagues.
>>154124630can't blame the coach when his roster is full of swedes
>>154124630Can he even speak Swedish?
>>154124646No. They interview him in Swedish but he responds in English. After living here since the 08-09 season. When Crosby won his first cup, Joe Sakic was still playing in the NHL and McDavid was in diapers.
tight race my leafs are playing 3 of those teams in their last 5 games... will be fun to play spoiler
>>154124659>McDavid was in diapers at 11-12I’m not surprised that his autism lasted that long
>>154124660It’s going to be a photo finish! How many points do the bruins need to clinch the first wildcard spot?
>>154124664Some say he still is to this very day
>>154124723He’s close to passing his social skills class
>>154124733How is Vegas that high?
do we have a visual on the puck?
>>154124807Torts and Hart
>>154124660>laffs
>>154124807Gary is rigging it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
did not see that coming
>>154125021>>154125037Bud bros it's time to gas him up for a year then say he's the worst coach in NHL history
>>154125021happy easter here's pete deboer
>>154125021>>154125037>make the playoffs>get firednice nhl you got there gary
