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>>154122606
free money

good to have the class and experience of zach merett out there
it could be worse

new herbatron is going to be good

It's time to sack (and promote) Brad Scott

>le humble centre it even though you're 15 out man
just fucking snap you cunt
you're playing ESSENDONE

>>154122614
shhhh it'll be over soon

swap brad scott and voss
which club is unhappy?

Why are the Bummers still in the AFL?
They are shit.
Too many Victorian teams.

>>154122641
Get rid of 4, bring in tassie and an NT team and make it a clean 16 teams again.

lobb's hair looks like togepi

essendon are GRIM with a capital G
where to from here, they still have to clear the list out to start building

wonder what brad scotts saying to rev up the boys

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>mfw essendon has the jannetty of the duursma family

>>154122655
>yeah nah just try and do well and have fun

>>154122618
Much like Brad Scott, he's used all the good (movie) ideas.

>>154122647
I agree. Essendon are crap now and so are a few old Vic clubs. It's about time to get serious and fuck off dead wood.

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/ourguy/ tried to tell everyone about brad scott. no one listened.

>>154122672
Kingy is never wrong

>>154122681
fuck off David we know it's you we know you post here

>>154122672
what a stupid fucking head this idiot has

>>154122672
cant look at this guy seriously after he said brisbane should sack fagan and go after chris scott

>>154122687
his eyes are close together so you know he comes from a poor almost vagrant bloodline

Never gamble

>>154122689
ironic his name is king

>>154122694
my sides kek

>>154122643
Didn’t see new thread

It is also interesting to note the progression of both James Jordon & Grundy when they moved to swans. Grundy was always gonna be good but Jordon played like an absolute shitter for the dees which in hindsight was probably because he couldn’t find his consistent spot in the side. I was happy to see him go then suddenly he actually becomes useful for the swans, which speaks to how Goodwin had his favourites & wouldn’t budge

>Bucks: A stoppage is a win for the Bombers after a kick out
Absolute state of Essendon

archer may be essendons only hope

honestly who is the worse team this season, Essendon or Carlton?

if scores were 4.9 vs 5.1 we would have a game on our hands

iggs my nig

>1.5

>>154122723
yeah it's a fair point

>>154122723
too right huddo

>>154122723
Bad kicking is bad football

jade gresham could be the worst afl player ever to play 150+ games

what this league needs is more teams.

>>154122734
ben mckay closing fast
crazy how essendon have a few players like this on their list

>>154122723
>if the scores weren't what they are then the game would be not what it is

>>154122743
another really good point

>>154122743
i know what i said fuckhead

>>154122741

>1.6

so ita dogs v swasn gf right?

that bulldogs player is so black holy shit, he's like the actual colour black

>1.7

Why did Bachar Houli become a full blown Muslim? He was never like that as a player

>1.7

you know whats missing this year
derm rattling on and been condescending to shit teams

>>154122741
+ more northern academies and don't change the rules

>>154122753
swans*

>Essendon's most reliable player is a Lions discard that played less than 40 games for them
Grim

lol look at the bulldogs score lads

Imagine if all the heritage afl and nrl clubs played soccer

Half time

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>ten goals to one

>>154122688
He was right. Fagan's premierships are fraudulent because of draft rorts.

Got gravy all over myself.

tomorrows your sunday wagies. nearly there already, back into work soon tick tick tick

>weavile with frosted tips
looks silly

>>154122772
good gravy

>>154122771
Which players?

if essendon had nick daicos in the side things would be very different

Writing Harry Potter fanfiction

>>154122781
no youre not

>kingy slander
Yeah this general just fucking reaches new lows each day it seems.

REMINDER: THIS GENERAL WAS, IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE A KINGY SUPPORT GENERAL

and if you don’t like that, you can answer to me and see what happens. It will be the last thing you do.

>>154122776
It really was.

>>154122780
just what essendon needs another frail twink to pick up 30 disposals every week

kingy is a pinhead

>>154122781
Which characters did you blackwash?

>>154122781
imagine sticking a wand up your arse and casting spells

Kingy is a massive cokehead with a fetish for underage girls

t. Know somebody who knows him very, very well.

>>154122791
imagine all those female boarders with nothing else to pleasure themselves with corrrrr

david king the massive fucking retard

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>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.
- David King, May 26th, 2024

David, King (of /afl/)

>>154122799
Why are you posting at half time, Brad?

steven may be the right coach for melbourne

>make one post about kingy
>next 5 posts are slandering kingy in an attempt to enrage me
Lmao at anyone here who thinks I don’t have full control of this place, you’re all my puppets and I make you all dance whenever I want to lmao

>>154122801
My predictions are also completely wrong and I don’t even need a laptop in front of me to make them.
Can I have a job a Fox Footy?

I like the sound of Ken at Carlton, he's a good development coach
Richmond even

imagine how many easter choccies chloe pink has got into today

I don't think any of these footy boomers know fucking shit about modern footy.

>Chris Scott: won legit premierships
>Chris Fagan: Norm Smith medalist in both his premierships was a father-son rort

the fuck my choccies go FUCK

The dad on the McCain's oven chips ad looks so jewish. Disgusting.

>christmas: buy presents
>easter: buy chocolates
for what reasons does every religious holiday involve spending money?

>>154122818
>First flag is the year after walking into the job at a finals playing team that got gifted both Tom Hawkins and Matthew Scarlett as father-sons

/afl/ proudly supports and defends Israel's right to exist.

>>154122830
i don't give a fuck either way, irrelevant other side of the world shit, not my problem

/afl/ just wonders why Israel's right to exist requires the destruction of so many other countries.

brisbane is good because of the father son rule not academy rorts you bozo

>>154122829
>Same side had the best player of all time walk out the year before

Face facts. Scott is a real coach, Fagan needs father-sons and academy picks to win.

the youi lions

>>154122832
>irrelevant other side of the world shit, not my problem
>fuel is currently $2.30 a litre
>interest rates expected in April, may and june
>recession likely

>>154122830
I support Israel's right to exist because it makes the camel jockeys seethe

>>154122839
Not my problem desu

why is bucks commentating, isn't he a coach
seems like that shouldn't be allowed

>>154122837
>*the best player of all time that they also got gifted as a father-son who eventually came back to said club

>>154122839
israel yeah, not the iran hormuz oil shit. don't give a fuck about israel

>>154122842
Why?

>>154122843
>Side was handicapped after their best player left and he still won the premiership

You're proving my point ya bozo

>>154122842
The AFL boys club has no shame

uh dogsissies?

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>>154122832
>not my problem lol

>promised DRUBBING ends up a foregone conclusion snoozefest
modern afl is so gay

comeback is on here

>>154122842
surprised geelong is allowing him to use them as an information gathering exercise for tasmania

has there been any mother-sons yet?

>>154122847
It's fortunate they had those other father-sons to bear the weight, isn't it?

>>154122845
Have a guess why this war is happening, Mr. Eisenberg

>>154122855
dont think dani laidley had any boys

>>154122851
israel's existence and the access to the straight of hormuz are two completely separate issues.

>>154122858
see above. i don't give a fuck if israel exists, i care to have cheaper petrol

do the dogs not do goal songs?
im fanging for some sweet caroline

>>154122863
access to the hormuz is only closed because Israel decided to wage war against Iran through their proxy.

>>154122856
>Scarlett: pick 45
>Hawkins: pick 41
>Ashcroft: was bid on by Norf at pick 2

Hardly equivalent

>>154122866
correct

>>154122866
kek

and here come the bombers

>>154122871
crisp country that dislikes israel

The Simonds Father-Son Cats

>>154122863
Fuck you’re a dumb cunt. This war is happening because an Israeli agent sold underage girls to Trump and now Trump will do as his Jewish commanders command him

dons having a little sniff here, a little sniff here for the dons

straffo's at the game, lads

dons have had some life injected into them

>>154122868
>Geelong benefited from being gifted their father-sons for 3rd round picks before the rules were changed so clubs had to pay full price for their father-sons
Shameful desu. Asterisk flags.

>>154122868
you couldn't even bid on father sons back then you idiot
thanks for proving my point

>>154122877
The consistency with which Essendon get the ball and have NO idea what to do next because nobody else is doing anything up ahead for them.

essendon have had a sudden shot in the arm at half time perking them up

farrow is elite

Bucks sounds like he's had a bit of deep penetration in his time

>>154122877
Everyone keep your eyes peeled, maybe he's in a similar seat to last time.

>lull the other team into thinking they have won at half time
based by bombers

Should've slapped some money on Bombers coming in under the line. 75 did seem a fair hill.

C O M E B A C K
O
M
E
B
A
C
K

>>154122613
Nice one dickhead

A BIG SNIFFTER IN THE AIR THE DONS GETTING A SNIFF

dogs doing a carlton?

dogs have lost the narrative of the game

I like that Tommy Lee Jones film where he plays a no-nonsense authoritarian

>>154122899
They're not going to lose but it's probably not going to be a 10+ goal thumping. They've clearly put the cue in the rack though.

it disturbs me deeply that the chronology of the duursmas by age is not alphabetically aligned
W:18
X:25
Y:22
Z:20
why bother sticking to this section of the alphabet if they're gonna pull this shit?

both the leigh matthews rule and the first to 100 rule are in play here

>>154122906
> They've clearly put the cue in the rack though.
> clearly
cope

>>154122911
>X Y Z
>fuck we had another kid, what now?

>>154122911
Willem must be a mistake

>>154122905
Batman forever

dogs are RATTLED

>>154122920
I cannot sanction the buffoonery in that one

anyone remember that song?

>peter wrong

>>154122918
>>154122916
they should have jumped back to A

>>154122911
should've had his name begin with A then it looks less accidental

>>154122911
they probs didnt realise they had done it till the third one and then forced the mick with willem

peter shite

>>154122911
yaz is 22? she was dating an 18yo harley reid?

predator!

when do the alarm bells start ringing at whitten oval? this should have been a clinic

yaz duursma the groomer

Wouldn’t mind going back to Bali for a cheap holiday and live like a king

nick daicos fucks kids (ndfk)

>>154122945
this but phuket and to root russian sluts

grim grimglish

>i look at this bulldogs outfit and do you know what i see kane? i see passengers riding on the marcus bontempelli express. when will they stand up and drive their own way?

>goaless qtr
crisp by bombers

>>154122952
Heh

>>154122945
this but chiang rai and to root laotian sluts

>>154122955
nog secured so moral victory looms

>>154122915
>cope
what am I coping with?

bali is the tradies idea of a holiday destination

the russian prozzies in thailand are pretty cheap mate. as are the africans if that's your thing.

>>154122945
this but perth and to root english sluts

>>154122613
You win some, you lose more.

bulldogs have kicked 0.10 since jones last goal

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>>154122613

The only woman who I intend to ever have with is my (hypothetical future) wife (after and within the sacrament of marriage).

>>154122976
virgin cope

>>154122976
have what with?

I don’t really think about it much but every now & then I’ll be like FUCKKK I’ve missed out on dating as a whole, saw a cut vid just then & remembered

>>154122981
I'm Catholic

>>154122983
Sexual intercourse, sorry, I got ahead of myself

>>154122613
They told you to gamble responsibly. Why didn't you listen?

>>154122983
A cuckold relationship where she fucks sudos and I watch from a chair

>>154122839
>israel is to blame for 60 years of pigheaded australian policy
yeah righto it's israel's fault we don't have nuclear power or on shore fossil fuel production while we sit on oceans of the stuff

>>154122989
kys

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>>154122613

>>154122984
iktfb, had plenty of opportunities but always turned them down and now I'm 32 and can't get a gf
marching solidly down the path of a premature death through alcohol or motorbike

dogs biggest game this year this is their rivalry win

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>>154122992

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>>154122950
>My captain
JUST JUST JUST JUST JUST

>>154122992
>the federal reserve was created in 1911
think about it

>English injured
Yet another fucking year where the winning move was just Grundy and Gawn again.

>>154122613
kek spastic

farrow

Bulldogs will want to score 40+ in this last quarter while keeping Essendon to no scores at all

>>154123004
It's so tiresome

>>154123003
>israel created the australian federal reserve in 1911
I'd prefer jews fucked off to their own country but blaming them for own retardation is misguided

ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND UMP

>>154122984
yeah most of the time i forget about it but lately when i see couples i want to jump off a building

/farrow/

Ads on tv/radio with text notification sounds should be BANNED

>>154123008
At least I have one of them. Now will have to trade English to Gawn off the back of a 175 which is going to wipe out my entire bank.
Dunno why I keep playing this fucking shit.

if bulldogs win by less than 50 poonts it is a huge moral L

>>154123016
>he doesn't have his phone permanently on silent
ngmi

>>154123006
>>154123014
back 2 iggs

if I has the confidence of dick in sock poster I'd have a gf

>>154123025
ಠ_ಠ

remember when footscray spoiled essendon's perfect season? i remember.

>>154123031
its an interesting discussion

bet ya edwards gets injured again and we never get to see the goat potential

What's tonight's kino?

>>154123043
lock, stock and two smoking barrels

Soccer is more entertaining than this

essendon claims another soul in english

>>154123048
>If you're not enjoying this game where only one team scores how about this game where no one scores?

>>154123034
There was one kid in my Grade 1 class who tipped the Dogs lmao

>>154122613
Fuck lads, thought I was betting on dogs to score 100+

seen enough
farrow brownlow looms

>>154123043
maladolescenza

kys

kill yourself

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we are so fucking back bros

*click click*

>Respectable 6 goal win/loss
What an absolute fizzer.

>>154123073
>A victory for the Bombers' supporters this year is a loss of less than 60 points
Nightmarishly grim.

>>154123084
i cannot imagine any other reality

probably the highlight of caldwells career kek

footy is actually better without st kilda and gws playing

>>154123084
we are in a three division league now. snus, swasn, banes, wogs, fred, roaches in division 1 who will fight for the flag and give out horrible floggings most weeks to division 3 teams such as dosn, poort, iggs, bloosers, tiggs and norf. the rest sit in the middle

dogs still haven't got 100

game on here

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>>154123102
>div 1
>suns

dogs can't play with the roof open
masterclass by brad scott what a win

What's on the laptop kingy? What are you hiding?

bombies flogged shitscray

>>154123108
In RPG terms, they're a 3-20 sword. Other div 1 teams are like 15-18.

play the bombers song they earnt it

>>154123059
Even if you bet on what you thought you were you would've lost your money.

>People went to the game expecting a belting
>Teams put the cue in the rack at half time
Doing a shit job for all the people who bothered to come to the game. The fans want to see 100+ beltings, not 34 point managed wins.

SEE THE BOMBERS FLY UP

UP

>>154123123
KEK

SONS OF THE DONS
RED, BLACK AND YOU
WE COME OUT FLYIN
BOMBERS THROUGH AND THROUGH
BOMBERS FLY AND BOMBERS SOAR
WE CHOKE OUR VERY BEST
BUT YOU CAN'T BEAT THE BOYS OF THE ESSENDON FIELDS
WE'RE THE TEAM OF THE MIGHTY WEST

>>154123124
i called it and got laughed at

>>154123131
It's what makes the Sydney vs Iggs games at least watchable. Sydney has no chill.

>>154123043
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146676/
have super vague memories of seeing this as a kid, gpt helped me find it at last

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>tfw first win of the season
we are so BACK

Who is the Essendon player with dreads? Looked about 5'2" walking off the field.

>>154123139
anthony mcdonald tipungwitu

>>154123139
courtney johns

>>154123139
that was just bukus willy and pubes that flopped out

would hate to be a housewife in sunshine after that loss by the doggies

Who should """I""" date this P5 playthrough? Went for Ohya last time

>>154123158
nick daicos

>>154123158
Shadowfart

>zach reid done a hammy
cannot make this shit up

>>154123158
Post list of potential wiafus.

>>154123115
Suns are a div 2 team that gets a soft draw at the start of the year and have been for years.
They always tumble down the order while having a few "shock" losses like they did today.

They'll win their wild card final at least.
Lucky to have won a final last year, only because they ran into the other perpetually pumped up team that never delivers in Fred.

>>154123158
Had this game in the backlog for a while but people said 20 hour long tutorial and 300 hour long game and it put me off.

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>>154123174
all the females in picrel besides the ones with the star

>>154123188
fortune teller for me

Anglos have horrible dress sense. Germanics in general, really.

>>154123188
Even: Tae Takemi
Odd: Sadayo Kawakami

fuck up loser dweebs

>>154123188
twins
double trouble

>>154123188
A cat is fine too

Forgot to say, cheers to all for the anime recs last night

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>fuck up loser dweebs

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>fuck up loser dweebs

fav movie: the blindside
fav band: migos
fav actor: chris tucker

rate buku khamis taste

I'm giving this one to the dons, they could have easily given up like the iggs but they kept the dogs goalless in the 3rd quarter and under 100 by FT

>>154123222
thanks, it'll mean a lot to them

straffo's nephew played auskick on the ground at half time

>>154123225
let him be you loser

>>154123227
I observe from a distance, I never interact or engage. This is the way. We leave walrus alone, we simply observe.

>>154123224
For their prize I'm giving brad scott a towel to wipe the dumb look off his sweaty face

>>154123236
he was shiny as fuck tonight

I wish my hair loss accelerated. I'm sick of being at the 'basically full hair line but obviously thinning at the back' stage.

not sure ive got another day of mid footy left in me

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>>154123196
we invented modern style

>>154123254
I'm talking about contemporary fashion

>>154123249
you know you can shave it all off
not that I envy your position

>>154123262
I have shaved it off. I'm thinking of just going the chad embrace. It might suit me better if I obviously care less about it and simply keep it neat.

do you think war leaders are using AI to make decisions

Sydney 1096
Western Bulldogs 1060 (+12)
Gold Coast 1047 (-11)
Fremantle 1046
Hawthorn 1028
Port Adelaide 1024
Brisbane 1023
North Melbourne 1022
Melbourne 1004 (+11)
Adelaide 999
Collingwood 986
Geelong 981
St Kilda 973
Carlton 956
GWS 955
West Coast 931
Richmond 925
Essendon 920 (-12)

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>>154123259
because our built environment has been goysloppified. try walking around in your pjs and pluggers in picrel.

>>154123287
>You want Iran's oil, and that's okay. That's human. If you want to improve your legacy while helping Israel then nothing should stop you from achieving your goals. You got this!

>>154123287
albo intelligence

what's the bet our slice of antarctica has a gigafuckload of oil under it

what if ayers rock is full of oil or rare earth minerals or some shit that could make us self-sustainable for the next 200+ years, do you think they'd mine it?

>>154123314
and we'd never exploit it because a penguin shagged there once and the rainbow serpent once foretold of it

>>154123324
We could already be self-sustainable for the next 200+ years with the shit we do know about it.

any mystery meat sauce enthusiasts in

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That's a lot of goals

why do you guys like aaron naughton so much?

alot of people are going to die in Iran

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uh vflsissies?

>>154123420
ROYAL COMMISSION NOW

trump just said "praise be to Allah" on truth social lol
anyway, swans gon win it all this year

he's a paedo fuckwit shitforbrains maggot cunt, fuck him
of course, i refer to my football team's head coach and no one else and certainly not in reference to anyone else by the context of this thread

>>154123462
GOAT master troll desu. Could only ever dream of getting as many (You)s as he does.

any podcast recs to fall asleep to

>>154123483
Depends on what your interests are

>>154123390
>alot of people are going to die in Iran
>alot
"Alot" isn't a word

>>154123489
call the cops i actually don't give a fuck

>>154123483
real crusades history

>>154123480
saying it midway through a threat to blow up irans shit is unironically funny

>>154123502
for me it's israel crusades history iykwim haha

There was not one single explicitly Easter-related film on FTA this year.

>>154123525
And?

>>154123483
Flight Training Adelaide?

happy holidays

happy (school) holidays

>>154123525
FTA TV is dead.

>>154123525
Passion of the Christ is the only easter film desu.

haha time for sharpe

I'm going to get started with watching sharpe again after I finish with horneblower

>>154123483
rich tidwell synagogue of satan playlist

I'm the guy who went to the Dogs game and took a pic at the urinal.

Very disappointing night from the dogs. Should've smashed them but played like shit.

why do they (small hats) hate us?

normies lives seem so empty and meaningless

Why are the public toilets at Marvel and the MCG so nasty?

>>154123641
They keep them grotty in the hopes people won't take pictures of them for social media.

we hardly use the toilets at the gabba, we just piss in each other's mouths

>>154123641
victorians

sleepy

>>154123940
See you soon.

Have any of you masturbated today?

>>154123966
no, i've given that up for good

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>>154123993

>>154124140
is it true that jews have a vested interest in keeping men masturbating?

https://www.zmescience.com/science/psychology-science/there-really-is-a-link-between-fast-cars-and-small-penises/

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TICK TOCK HAWKROACHES

>>154124149
It keeps the prostate healthy, so yes.

iggs

>>154124149
Yeah but Jews are also aggressively anti gooning

>>154125013
not really making sense. I was under the impression they want males to goon because it keeps them lazy and docile. not to mention it drains confidence. the jews have a strong interest in lowering birthrates among whites (which they've been successful at) and high frequency masturbation obviously helps that cause