Easter Monday editionNRL>GAME 1Parramatta Eels v Wests Tigers4:05pm AEST on Fox and KayoCommBank Stadium 1.88-1.95>The round concludes at CommBank Stadium with the traditional Easter Monday clash, as an injury-hit Eels side faces the high-flying Tigers. The Parramatta Eels are reeling from a heavy 20-48 loss to Penrith and have conceded a league-high 152 points this season. The Wests Tigers are the surprise packets of 2026, fresh from a 32-14 away victory over the Warriors. The Eels defeated the Tigers 22-38 in their most recent NRL meeting in Round 7, 2025. Parramatta has won 11 of the past 14 matches between the clubs. Eels 1-3.15Eels 13+ 3.70Tigers 1-12 2.95Tigers 13+ 4.50Eels -1.5 1.88 Tigers +1.5 1.91previous thread >>154110418SUPER LEAGUE>GAME 1Castleford Tigers v Wakefield TrinityIn progress on Fox and Kayo2.80-1.36>Round 7 of the Super League from The OneBore Stadium
>>154124233>Eels 1-3.15damnitEels 1-12 3.15
Good feet on number 5
>>154124267https://youtu.be/dWSezpEmDR0
fuck me the raiders sucktamale can't jump can't catch can't run ricky do something fuuuuuuuuuuck
Tigers win this arvo will put them in 2nd
>>154128331Or a Peels win will put them in 11th
Inalays assumed tamale was some sort of burrito or taco type thing. But it is all of the food wrapped up in a banana leaf and cooked. But you like unwrap the banana leaf before you eat. It Is really yum too
>>154126271tamale had the most metres coming into this round
>>154129399https://youtu.be/2Fbh8pApIGg
One game at 4pm feels like an eternity to wait for
I struggle to understand what another franchise in Brisbane would even accomplish and I still think this "battle of the western corridor" is just a huge over exaggeration to justify another team there
>>154130357>weaken the existing teams and splinter the fanbases further>this is good for the sport long termdo these people live in reality?
Also Shane Richardson said the team should be a merger between the Ipswich Jets and Brisbane Tigers. Just what Rugby League needs another fucking merger
>>154130357The "western corridor" is a completely artificial concept that tries to draw a line around Logan and Ipswich because they both have alot of bogans, abos and coconuts (i.e footy players). Broncos, Titans and Storm are both already extremely active in all of the schools in both Ipswich and Logan and (at least the Broncos and Storm) are more popular than in the region than a new club ever will be. On top of that allmof the club's big games will be played at Suncorp anywayIf you absolutely had to make another team in South East Queensland. Sunshine Coast would be the obvious choice. Actually it's own city. half a million people soon and still growing. Love Rugby League. Not that I think they should put more trams in at all. But maybe they should even move the Titans up for a fresh start.
>article about fighting gayFL influence in GODSland>solution is to move the titans to the sunshine coast giving the gayFL a “free kick” on the gold coast
Yeah the Gold Coast Suns have gotten pretty popular. So I guess the reasonable thing to do is to put a second team on the Gold Coast
the only people watching following the suns here are victorian blow-ins
>>154130589Titans are a free kick to AFL anyway. Not that I think there is any need to be trying to fight AFL in Queensland at all
>>154129417only because every team kicks the ball to him knowing he'll drop it 1/3rd of the time
Absolute chills when the Titans and Tweed Seagulls pack out Cbus with 11,542 indifferent fans watching a 6:15 Sunday afternoon game
>>154130357Should have a 3rd Brisbane team and a 2nd Melbourne team. Hunt where the ducks (people) are. More teams int he same city means more intense locla rivalries, and more opportunities for away fans to attend.
>>154130386Tigers flying Jets
>>154130357Boosts every existing Brisbane team by creating additional local rivalries, and creates more attendance for those games because more local away customers can attend. Works very well for AFL in Victoria where every Melbourne teams plays out of the same two stadiums that are both next to the CBD. Sydney is too much of an urban sprawl for that (although Parramatta stadium is increasingly filling that role), Brisbane can pull it off at Suncorp.
why's the thread so dead
single game day threads are always quiet, though thursday is often better since its the start of the round
>>154131083chuck the vpn back on, irish
just popped in to say I no longer believe in the Warriors.
What's THE bet?
poogers 13+ t. not into betting
I am going to reach out to my ex-girlfriend this week, and try to reconcile with her, lads.
PARRACHADS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTALL THE EELCHADS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>154131130I had a couple. Will post wins if they happen
Always thought it was an interesting choice not having this at Accor with the Easter Show on
finally beat the Pokopia story, now to pour 200 hours into rebuilding everything
I had $5 on based Twal FTS
Rosehill R8 #11 (each-way)
>>154131135Don't do it m8 it's not worth it.
whats junior barlow's haircut called?
look for me in the crowd lads
just got home from family stuff hope the /nrl/ family had a good easter a bit surprised to see most tipped poogers
>>154131212Why not? I'll never get another girl as hot as she is.
tigers kit looks like broncos
>>154131227I didn’t want to point it out. But yes
>>154131221post her and let us decide that
The 0's on the scoreboard aren't centered.
poogers gonna have to fix up their attack its not looking good
there ya go m8
>>154131108Morning. I prefer Redcliffe to play their home games in Redcliffe but agree that for big matches like against the Broncos it makes sense to play at Lang Park. A pro/rel system will answer the question of how many teams in each city.Go Parra!
>>154131231
>>154131250looks lovely, go for it
he stayed down long enough *blows whistle*
>>154131221You need to believe in yourself more m8. That attitude is probably why you lost her to begin with.
>>154131227>>154131230It’s a little bit like Manly too
>>154131256kek it do be like this
>>154131256I love that magic whistle that seems to cure most lower leg and oww my neck injuries.
>>154131250Looks 30, don’t do it
poogers bros...
>>154131117>It's over by Easter.Grim
Samuel's peel feelings may not have betrayed him this week.
HUGE difference between these peems on the opposition linesPeels look dangerous and have poogers scrambling Poogers are clunky and slow and lost
Cold here this morning
>>154131135Offer to give her the old lickeroo
I ate a girls arse on Saturday night lads. Really glad it was clean. Also she did anal on the first date. Is this gf material?
>>154131283Fuck I remember that thread kek
>>154131250not ugly but not the hottest you can get, if looks are the motivation you can go much higher
>>154131268I'm 35 and she's 32.
>>154131285No that's retarded. People lie, and apparently women are people so I can only assume they lie too.
Feldt-like putdown
>>154131299does she have hobbies?
>>154131299I know the Peels are leaving a void but this is no way to fill it.
Is anyone else's kayo completely fried? Mines been lagging heaps lately, its actually painful to watch
>>154131303OFF-TOPIC CROSS-POSTER GET OUT
tipped poogers
NICE CATCH YA SPASTIC but don't worry poogers won't get a try
ben hunt special
Based Ben Hunt
How does Brian Smelly have a decade plus first grade career? Jesus Christ
>ben hunt it and cost your team all momentum>smile and joke about it immediatelywhat has happened to footy players
>people picked tigs
>be professional footy player>drop ball
Ahahahaha wtf is going on, Benji put something on the ball?
The lads shouldn't have eaten all that popcorn before the game me thinks
>>154131314I did no such thing ya dickhead
adam spewy
why did I tip these dumb fucks
Feeling good about next week vs Poogers lads.
two bad teams
*poo shit peems
Pooses is such a fucking faggot lol
>>154131339it's not at all clear who you're referring to here
gonna buy a treadmill lads i'm sick of being a fat cunt
more like bitch cryses
Why is turuva so much worse in yardage since he left penrith?
OWW MY RIBS
>>154131299One of the Greeks said that men should wait until they’re 37 to get married and find an 18 yo woman to wife so they both age well together. Now, I don’t strictly agree with that but it’s food for thought.Any woman over 30 that hasn’t married you have to understand why, like is she fucking crazy or was she busy looking after her 4 younger siblings because both parents died in an horrific car crash when she was 13.I think you should try to reconcile but remember you have the penis and be wary, don’t get lust confused with love and talk to your parents/family/friends about it in a way like just casually asking if they remember such and such person (the girl) and see what they say about her
Ahahaha cunt starts laughing after he sees his work on the big screen
don't hurt Addo-Carr we have a 1vs1 on de_aztec later!
>>154131363No more special milkshakes from Ivan
>>154131363System babby
kek both poogers players took each other out
KPP disrupted his own team mate lol
>lose pooai>turn to shit?
THAT CUNT IS DEAD
SLEEPY
Nice tackle spastic
that is NOT how you tackle
NAP TIME
*politely tackles you in your face with my face*
That's forceful contact to the head. Should be a sin bin.
oh sorry mitch mate, if youve never heard of that i'll undo the penalty
Is Mitchell working a Charlie Chaplin tache?
>heem youself and give the other peem a penalty
DOOOOGOD ABOUT TO SHIT ALL OVER THESE CUNTS
>>154131413>just parra things
>the score is 10-4 and you know what that means https://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmss
Here we go again
Business Idea: Doeuhi on that NSW 6 man bench
>>154131424i don't get understand this 'mick
>>154131421deathwish style
>>154131432better angle for sureironing boards himself
>>154131429If you didn’t experience it, my explaining it won’t help you get it
DISCOUNT REED IS DEAD
SLEEPY EPISODE 2
>>154131370She's had to take care of her mother and once sister for a long time. Moved on her own from Spain about 3 years ago.I have been seeing a 22 year old recently, who coincidentally is also Spanish, comparable in looks, probably hotter just by virtue of being younger. But it's just not the same. The ex has so many other qualities I appreciate aside from her looks.
Atmosphere at this game sounds fucking amazing
>>154131449>The ex has so many other qualities I appreciate aside from her looks.potentially because shes olderyoung women are pretty vapid
Tigers are a fun watch this year they've got that 2016 Raiders vibe
>>154131454Commbank is a great stadium, very steep and very loud
THATS MY POOGERS
>>154131466steep stands are so good
I thought you weren't allowed to touch the ref?
>don't use naughty words little boy>n-n-not at y-y-youbased moses
holy fucking refballa
get fifita as witness
>>154131469a bit of light caressing is ok
>>154131478but enough about me and your gf :D
had to be a prop kek
That had everything
Based Twal
refball
hearing waaaay too much of moses in the ref mic this game
HOLY FUCKING BONAFIDE REFBALLA
His ball carrying elbow touched grass so it would’ve been a double movement if he dove over so he must’ve been tackled so he does try to play the ball and is swarmed by fifty-two tigers. Should be a Parra penalty
Moses SEETHING
based whistling ad
should’ve been a sin bin for professional foul - Gough another script managing cancer
this is a professional sport btw
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN AN 8 POINT PENALTY TRY
https://youtu.be/dd3SFGhWJ3IWay Dynamic - People Settle Down
>>154131512Kek this game is fucking kino, best of the round easily
>>154131527yeah agreed
>>154131512mate of mine got sucker punched by twal circa 2013 because my mate called him a poof
>>154131553This man WILL win a Premiership
TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS TIGODS
peels bros...
cool little play
Best game of the round
Imagine being a peels customer
>>154131553feels like 20yrs ago
remember lomax
yeah man, my favourite Lomax moment when he jumped on Tyson Frizell’s back
>>154131614whos this? not seeing any sources via my normal means
my favourite lomax was when some towelhead promised him $10mil to leave parra and he believed him but the whole thing fell through forcing him to move to perth LOL
Kek wtf was that
>>154131653its our resident peels customer, the one who posts PEELIES GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME
>>154131660peels customer looks like THAT??!
Why are rugby league fans so obsessed with union
>>154131665Our mission is to destroy it
Fuck up irish VPN janny i didn't give you permission to quote my post
moSUS going on a 40 year exodus through Alice Springs after this one
irish if youre the one who reports all the posts in this genny, im going to be very disappointed
Hate Irish cunt with a passion
>>154131688Nah it's the seething kiwi anon
KINOBIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
ABSOLUTE CINEMA THIS GAME
poogers ballet dancer there
>>154131689
PEZET IS KILL
OHHHHHH FUCCCCKKKKKKKK MUH ANKLE
morning bros JUST woke up missed most of it reeeeee
Suppose that's why you can't do that
YUCK
>>154131653Freshie
Yikes that’s fucked poor Simmo
ankles don't bend that way champ
snap city
These two teams HATE each other
not a licensed practicioner, but gonna say at least a week or two out
>a fucking wheelchair
the snap was yucky but then it was the floppy foot as he laid on the ground
That has to be a sin bin
BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN BIN
>>154131721morning, been a good game
These teams.... they hate each other!!
Compound fracture for sure
Luke La Li Lu Le Lo
LOL that's only a bin because of the injury
lara pitt corrrr who's that
Based refs over reacting because of an injury
>>154131755T R V K ERVKE
Lara pitt more like lara spit in my mouth haha that would be so gross lol
he's lucky he's sin binned else they'd DUFF him right up
Parra have to win this now
>>154131753The.. Patriots?
A FUCKING TRY ON FIRST TOUCHA FUCKING TRY ON DAYBOO
>>154131756A professional sideline analyst who can keep herself employed for more than a year
TRY ON DAYBOOO
wharrrraa try!
Kino
Very nice
>>154131781not going to willingly watch that
Refball activated
This kid is listed as a halfback btw
>>154131784does she have to smother her sexy to stay within the puritan NRL's rules?
I miss tiff like you wouldn’t believe
>>154131797It’s not as bad as you think
A HATTRICK ON DAYBOO?!?!?!??!
TWIGOD>TWIGODTWIGOD>TWIGODTWIGOD>TWIGODTWIGOD>TWIGODTWIGOD>TWIGODTWIGOD>TWIGOD
incredible stuff
>>154131784Yeah but she's a dragons customer
APAPA
INSTANT PARRAMATTA LEGEND
don't care if I lose my tip this is fucking great
>>154131843Prefer JBL 2bh
>tigers player gets binned only because of an injury>eels player avoids getting binned because he knocks himself out
>still 16mins to gostop i cant take anymore kino
>Smiling as he goes in to score Adorable
poogers should stick an extra man out on that wing to cover that bloke
hope they don't ruin this game with a game winning poo
>>154131854Golden point looms
>nz bornthey all are....
TRIES ON DAYBOO
I could kick that and I'm a gay retard
okay this is quinoa
owwwww my heady weady
>>154131864Why are we so weak bros?
MILKING CUNT
>>154131862You fucking jinxed it
>faking the hipdropfuckin bin him
>headbutt someone's arm>try to milk penaltyJCT
How many coconuts get HIA
wrong side idiots you have to go the other way and give it to the kid
Twidle would’ve scored that
Moses is going to kill Tallyn one day
not many the symptoms are hard to detect aye
>>154131864The first nz settlers were Australian therefore he is Australian by ancestry and probably a Queenslander too
>bailey on the way to hospital>dislocated ankle
>>154131934dont think ive ever heard of that happening
>>154131797literally just the sock holding his foot on
>>154131934Hope he has Kayo on his phone so he can watch the game on the way there
exactlyits like saying newfoundlanders aren't canadians
kino game
>>154131917They were Hawaiian
Twidle to put the droppy over
sin bin overkill himKILL HIM
>>154131957kek clearly didn't learn about polynesian expansion in school
>>154131934more like owwkle
twidle doing pretty well at fullback too lol
Jahream Bula sounds like one of those fake seppo names you'd hear in a japanese sports game
KINO FUCKING GAME HOLY SHIT
WENT FORWARD CUNT
Laulilii game winning try PLEASE
HOW WAS THAT BACK??
>challenge I have annn owwwiee on my boo boo
>challenge my jawglad you asked mate*heems you*
MOSES YOU WHINY LITTLE BITCH
ow muh 5 oclock shadow
>>154131862This is all your fault cunt
Game is so far gone it's a joke
>>154131862
NO WAY
TAKING THE MOST CRIMINAL POO
Fuck anyone who contests against that callAny cowardly coconut would milk anything and everything if they had the foresight
don't let this fucking end with a poo PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FOOTY don't let em ref this has been the best footy all year and it ends like this fucking hell
>>154131353
This poo will cause massive amounts of mental anguish to our resident cultist community members
Based Parra customer kek
MISS IT YOU CUNT
*prays to the poo curse gods*
TAKING THE POO
>>154131862what have they done... still 2 mins
TAKE THE POOOOOO
>>154132037The poo curse is very real, 30% of the time it works everytime
POO CURSE INSTANTLY PUNISHES
Look at that little cunt puffing out his chest
THE POO OFF
EAT POO B’LANDY’S
in this particular moment, I will allow them to take the poo
SUCCESSIVE POOS
A REVERSE CURSE!!!!!!!!
that one was even softer than the pooses one
cultists have made it clear that a poo in reply negates the curse
at least the slap it Moses’ face that wasn’t remotely high kek
FUCK YOUR POOS NOW PLAY FOOTY
EQUILIBRIUM IN THE POONIVERSE HAS FOUND
Benji on the sideline is kino
Referees saving Moses from winning in the most dishonourable way possible.
JUSTICEGET FUCKED MOSES
I heard there’s been some milking going on
>>154132063>not preferring a soft pooYou some kind of masochist?
afl nearly doubled nrl crowds this weekend lads190k compared to 360k
>>154132072he's waiting for the chance to lace up
MORE FOOTY
>>154132077k GOLDEN POINT BROS
kek nice try ya farken spastic
>>154131863poolden pooint peegins
hope lauliliiiii score the winning try
>>154132077All that matters is gambling revenue
REFBALL GRASS
MY BALLS ARE ITCHY FOR THIS
>>154132077its a victorian containment sport who cares
Moses more like misses lmao
should have given it to the kid to kick
>>154132077cool?? i had sex unlike anyone actually going out to the football?????
>>154132090I care. I want larger crowds at nrl games its embarrassing getting beaten by afl
DROPPED THE ASHES
gotta feel bad for that poor cunt
DROPPED THE GAME
Catchphrase for season 2024Running ShapeCatchphrase for season 2025Red Lining Catchphrase for season 2026Could Be Anything
Take it from the scrum lads. Finish it.
>>154131862youre a sick fuck aye
>game winning poo
>end the game like that?so fucking true Walker pissed and rightfully so
OMG
Parraseethe kek
Catchphrase for your postfuck up cunt
>>154132104total viewers is all that matters, let them have their little "crowd" win
TIGERS WIN WITH A POO
He was genuinely offside I'll allow it
moses got them to golden point and he lost them the game kek
poo winning curse
disgraceful ending but moses deserves it for being such a shitstain
Binji might be the best coach in the comp now that Webster has been expoosed
Parraseethe>ParraseetheParraseethe>ParraseetheParraseethe>Parraseethe
EVERYONE LAUGH AT POOSES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Poo wins the game Jetaya absolutely shitting on Tiff
>>154132104haven’t you got a dick to suck somewhere aflsperg?
5/8 lads
Poo curse denier athiest is VERY quiet right now
Yeah I've seen enough start the finals now
fucking LOVE my footy being decided by the ref lads
>>154132128
Bitchel poosesIncel hopeless
could use jock madden back in the Broncos tbqh
>>154132140Cursed top 4
walker? more like offsider
Poo curse cult flat earthers probably need to decide if a follow up poo cancels or reverses
cracking game only caught 25 mins too
>>154132150you need to study the scripture then mateits very clear
id like to personally thank peter gough for deciding that game for us so the players didnt have to
>Gotta listen to Brent Read and Dean Ritchie talk after a kino game
>>154132156The players did decide it. Walker decided to break the rules and lose the game for his team.
>>154132145How's this Duffy bloke? Got fuck all confidence in him at this point
>>154132154top 3 of the year so far
>>154132140Penrith Souths and Newcastle will all be in the topm4 at the end of the year.
NRL360 discussing the fans flocking to Kogarah. There were 8,000 people there
>>154132210How many flocked away with 20 to go
>>154132220HATE!!
>>154132220that was too gooddeserved a small (but appropriate) hiding for that lol
>>154132220>talking shit while down by 8
>>154132271what round do they win? even as bad as they are, another team has to have a shocker one week
>sex with every human female in the crowd braiiith
>>154132279It’s a funny game. Could be next week
>try to win game with poo>ends up losing game to poo
>>154132341its like pottery it rhymes
>>154132220Parramatta Fullback was well in his rights to jump of turuvas head a few times
Only 3 of my SC players exceeded their expected points5 scored less than half their expected pointsFeel like Anthony Seibold right now
>>154132236Yeah? Its called KINO
>>154132236thats a one (penalty) try ball game champ
>>154132416How many points did the peels get for kino?
PPP poomorrow
Pre-season spoon market
>>154132723What a difference 44 days makes
kek $1.80need some odds on flanagan keeping his job for the season
>>154132725The change from the good dogs logo to the shit one fits.
>>154132387Either you're getting sacked or your peem is relocating to Adelaide
>>154132220Tino is a lippy cunt and deserves it
>>154132723>>154132725Look at that movement from GOATcastle
