>I am a club-state>if you have 20% of my budget or more, then I will generously give you the ball>unleash my overpriced monkeys to gallop around>I manufacture exactly 0.8 half-chances in 90 minutes>I celebrate dubiously gifted penalties as I have personally invented football>I have been playing this anti-football since before your grandfather was born>my contribution to the national team is zero>3 of the 5 most dangerous players in football history wear my shirt on ceremonial occasions>my fanbase look at the pitch and see themselves in the squad: flashy brown boys running wild, worldwide gipsies dancing like it’s a wedding, living off pure hustlingWhat club am I?
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>>154124704Hi my name is Paris Saint Germain