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>>154127466

Jesus Christ the new meta

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jon showed great restraint not zeeming that faggot with the meta glasses driving a ricer

>>154127490
based jon keeping the streets of Albuquerque safe from ricer driving scum

Jon "Protector of Senior Citizens" Jones

>>154127490
fake his steering wheel was on the right side

>>154127500
im heeming anyone i see wearing those fag glasses

>>154127500
you just gotta (love the bonester)

Jon Jones is an good guy I dont give an single blue fuck waht anyone "tells" me

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>>154127490

jon has been persecuted by paigons and betrayed by helwanis he in many ways reminds me of flyweight stalwart jesus "co: nazareth" christ pbuh

could see them doing a podcast collab and it going well tbchwy

Is New Mexico an open carry state? Jon seems like the kind of guy who likes flaunting his gun

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>>154127490
a nigga like me would pull some evasive moves in this situation

yes it is are you a stupid person

why would a state with roaming coyotes and messicans not let you carry a piece

bongs making laws be like no that seems far too efficient let's make it not make sense at all that would be better

coyotes fear both legal and illegal soccer kicks

Only getting the final fight wrong is the worst. I'd rather get heemed start of the night. Even a 0/5 or 0/6 is better.

>>154127932
the worst is getting everything right except a bullshit draw main event iykyk

>>154127466
Really boring thread image
Won't be posting in this one sadly

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there's just a certain energy champions have

>>154127940
I got fucked by Barber's last minute duck of Blanch

>>154128008
some would pay top dollar for that

Yeah I'm on jon jones side on this one

>>154127944
>Really boring thread image
sorry zoomer, uncs know this is the best mma meme image ever

>>154127466
i really like this image

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>>154128103

i wish you'd named them mustafa you make my recollection very difficult you know

wonder what would happen if you strolled into tito's cantina and ordered a chael p. sonnen

gane's gas station

the bisping bodega

>>154128167
Tito cums in your Margherita (Chael is his bitch)

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70 days until Gane fights.

if christopher walken had an ounce of dignity he'd be the maître d' at the cantina for all tito did for him

>>154127500
i would be making basedjak out of this if I were gurucel.

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>>154128251
fucking filter

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what will your reaction be when this happens to carl?

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>>154127500
If the gun-carrying 6'5", 250 lbs combat sports GOAT can stand up for himself, (You) can do it too. Fuck bullies.

Jon Jones just said he hates niggers

>>154128382
He's typical

Holy shit you losers are STILL talking about this? Dude it's easter go spend time with your family.

>>154128456
I'm literally pakistani

>>154128456
you guys are my family

drive it like it's kody stolen

>>154128461
That explains the smell.

>>154128456
Fuck you *sniff* f-fuck you meng

>>154128456
a week early buddy

>>154128521
Today's easter bubba

>>154128527
nuh huh

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>>154128545
>>154128527

i want to watch the next card with my discord lads and i want to get loud but my mom's gonna be asleep, any suggestions?

>>154127500
"I'm more of the type to put my finger in your butthole (male)" - Jon R. Jones

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>>154128588
wouldn't be us. we are manufactured differently.

Sakuraba fought for 90 minutes and was ready to go 2 hours later and I'm supposed to cheer for some guy that had a 3 day turnaround?

Does anyone have any clear angles of where the Barbosa kick landed?

>>154127818
should Schaub fully lean into doing physical comedy? it's clearly his biggest strength

When is skibbiti bibbiti easter?

>>154128726
bro there's no way you care about apex wmma this much

we zuffa boxing now

>>154127509
I live in Albuquerque. Street racers cause fatal accidents every year. Wish Jon beat that kid into a vegetative state

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>I want to be the deadliest combatant at hand to hand combat
Chills

>>154127790
The governor of NM unilaterally banned firearms in Albuquerque but it only lasted a few weeks. I’ve never seen anyone open carry here

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Somebody's probably already posted this but what the FUCK is wrong with this RETARDED ASS FUCKING COMPANY HOW THE FUCK was that the fight of the night. I watched that fight and it was two cans doing fuck all for a round and then a shitty TKO how the FUCK was this fight of the night. Fuck dana white and fuck sean o'malley

>>154128942
Yeah i knew it, the matchmakers hate Ewing, they are trying to fuck him over

>>154128933
tired of this nigga praise. put him aleks topuria

The Guardian of ABQ, Jonathan Jones

>>154128978
Ewing would take that nigga to class

>>154128942
wow so the schizos were right about le ufc projects

Aleksandr Topuria's UFC opponents
>the great Colby Thicknesse
>a guy who lost to Umar
Ethyn Ewing's UFC opponents
>two undefeated prospects who already had success against multiple UFC opponents

>>154129002
yeah to how to lose class maybe. and alecks would fail!

>>154128821
I don't. But I either want to see her actually kick her in the head or it land squarely on the chest and win by tko to put the issue to rest. Right now it's unclear

"ChillguyABQ" Jonathan Jones

Fun fact, Aleks Topuria has the same amount of UFC finishes as Movsar Evloev

i will end heem

end this

Ewing doesn't have retarded tattoos, had he inked a galaxy on his throat or an owl, he'd have gotten the bonus

It's ewings world were just living in it

>>154129045
But how many underage girls has he married?

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guru is extremely late on the jones issue, he must be struggling to develop some copes about it. how will he try to spin this to be bad for jon? realistically jones btfo'd that goof and he was obviously ready to mag dump him which is pretty fucking based

>>154129330
Does he seriously think maxing out his bloom hides how ugly he is?

I live in Albuquerque, Jon once left a shopping cart directly behind my car and when I asked him to put it in the cart return he started chasing after me with a samurai sword.

I was going to say something, but decided not to.

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Don't let zoomers disrespect you, Jon and Arlovski showed the way

>>154129357
Sometimes not saying nothing is saying something.

>>154129357
You say it best when you say nothing at all

>>154129343
he's no fightfairy that's fersure

>>154129430
>>154129494
Let's not say.

>>154129516
I'm afraid.

stop scaring the heemsters abdigadir

I'm gonna say it

Leave without saying.

he always says it

I'm scared.

>>154128942
it shouldve been moicano and ewing

it's past my bedtime

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they make this place look way bigger for the boxing fights

boxing is not fighting

>>154129625
wdwtsh

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I get up, I get down, all my world turns around
Who is right? Who is wrong? I don't know
I've got pain in my heart, got a love in my soul
Easy come, but I think easy go

You're going to die alone.

>>154129737
Not true i am 100% taking someone with me.

we all die alone bappa
>>154129752
except this reprobate

Soemtimes you cant say anything because theres an hueg Finnish cock up your ass

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>we all die alone bappa

I just want to shake Jon's hand after he almost hit me 4 times

respectfully

>>154129752
>>154129760
It really says something that "dying alone" makes you think about killing someone else as you die instead of having people who love you by your side in your final moments

Alright Netflix is betta than UFC ngl

I said something, when i shouldn't have.

>>154129888
kill or be killed that's what's up

did Carlos Mencia really steal jokes

>>154129915
Joe Rogan is why UFC is popular
him being 5' 5" makes the fighters look like giants
I went to a meet an greet and all the fighters are 2-3 inches less

if i gotta go hard on a bitch imma make it look sexy

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The left counter will be there for Ulberg

Gonna be real b only gay men care that much about other men's height

we cannot follow them

>>154129950
Can't wait to watch Bergdaddy leave this mf palms up

While jiri was selling his soul to kick streamers yesterday, Ulberg was busy fine tuning the plan

>>154129996
Bro it's Easter what the fuck are you doing here

brendan schaub

>>154129983
The low kick will be there because of the way Jiri moves. I reckon Ulberg finishes him in rounds 4 or 5.

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>>154130057
my boy has 3 million in cars

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>>154130093
Holy kinoli senor

>>154129895
many are saying this

>>154129996
Go praise Christ you stupi-oh wait

Post more ai videos por favor

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>>154130179

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>>154130179

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ABAGAGOUGOU DUH DUH DUH IMMA RAPE YOU DANA

>>154130179
this but Ngannou's "accident"

Bro I bought an The MMA Guru membership and that fat fucking cunt hasn't gone live 1 single god damn time.

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>>154130307
idk whats worse, buying mma jewru membership or buying an e-whore OF

>>154130321
buying Schaub's merch is worse

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>>154130321
there are some taht do both, some are lurking in these threads.

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I actually want to sniff and lick Laura Sankos unwashed asshole haha

how do i launch a class action lawsuit to have UFC change their name to ultimate fighting entertainment?

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If you see me on /sp/ say hi, but if you meet me on /heem/ I'm a talkative guy

Sound the AGP alarm, Sneedy T is here!

gonna need u bitches to shut tehfuck up, thanks

Used to think Silva was just Portuguese for Silver but it apparently it actually means forest

Lmao this dude is gonna die alone muttering sumthing bout Sneed being gay

I'm so happy Madame Xneed's bottom surgery was a success, xisters!

Happy Easter to you too

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ch-ch-chicken, sneeeed's blabla ughh stacy as hell, sneed is running the bell, sneed is having a good time, sneed ughhh

Clozaswine and pedophilia
Sneed and autogynephilia

Name a more iconic duo

Why is 4chan so incredibly important to Ms. Sneed?

>>154130544
Your impotent seething amuses me greatly.

Oh Sneed is Messican now?

shut the fuckl up bitches

Did Madame Xneed buy a VPN or is xhe currently in a Tijuana hospital awaiting for xer botched bottom surgery correction?

>>154128942
>zucchini got $100k to get bludgeoned

>>154130599
If there's anyone who knows about impotence it's you Miss Drew.

>>154130627
I suspect Jandaddy finally caught her and she's taken to using VPNs because 4chan is integral to her life.

You mad?

Sneed is balls deep in some Guadajalaja Ane-hole and I for oen am hear for it

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NOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO POST ON HEEM NOOOOOO

just finished heel, kind of wish i lived the drug and clubbing life...

>>154130735
You ain't missing anything, that life ain't all it's cracked up to be. At the end of the day it's still night.

Ewing has big head mode enabled

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hopefully xadame xneed stays the fuck away from my waifu while taking a vacay in tacoland

>she spends her mother's hard earned money on VPNs just to use 4chan
I'd be laughing if it wasn't so sad...

>>154130747
yeah, but at least i would be social.

>>154130753
a bit of Schaubdenfreude never hurt anyone

How does Xneed's mother making a living thoughbeit?

zinedine zidane zneed

>How does Xneed's mother making a living
uh oh spams

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The tragedy of Elkins the great

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.

>>154130833
Can you not, trying to forget this

>>154130833
joe doesnt do it for the 'gram, he does it for compton

i want to heem fight fairys box

>>154130833
Izzy needed to watch more anime before this fight then he would have remembered the scorpion stinger kick and shattered Pyfer's vertebrae

>>154130843
nah. izzys career is caged and clipped

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>The arguably greatest middleweight of all time lost to the guy who got exposed by Hermanson

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Strickbeast is going to do the same thing to Cumshot he did to Pissy I'm afraid

Pissy > Penaldo

>>154130843
All he had to do was stick to the gameplan, he was winning the fight and had him clipped before the decided to stand and bang

Been super into gay porn lately

>>154130860
strickland is washed he even told some streamer not to bet him

>>154130868
>Decided
Yeah he decided to stop moving so much right after Pyfer rattled his brain and took away his motor functions lol

stricklel should be cut

Bo Niggle should be cut

>>154130879
Respectfully disagree

what khamzat does comes from love. he puts the art in mixed martial artist

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>he was winning the fight

Strickland vs Chimaev is the easiest-to-read fight of this year. I honestly struggled to understand how anyone could bet on any outcome other than a Khamzat domination. Sean will be as easy as Kevin Holland

>>154130906
It’s going to look just like DDP vs Khamzat

>>154130936
eh idk khamzat might be going for the kill this time since they have a legit beef

>AND I DONT WANT THE WORLD TO HEEM ME
>CUZ I DONT THINK THEYLL SPAM OVERHANDS
>WHEN EVERY CHINS MADE TO BE BROKEN
>I JUST WANT TO KEEP HEEMING THESE CANS

>>154130943
Can’t argue the beef angle but i dont think Khamzat trusts his cardio. I bet he’ll follow the path of least resistance if he doesn’t get a finish in the first 7-8 minutes

you anons ever apologize to anons for being a dick?

>>154130955
No, but I pray every day

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oh shit this finna buss

>>154130995
Matthew Gamer Rot fight week

>>154130824
I thought Cub retired. He'll probably go to a decision with Landwehr.

Just spent like an hour eatin ass and the bitch looked like a super model

Live your lives bros

>>154130954
>thinking he'll attempt to finish at all

>The little Ching Chong ruined the card

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>>154131032
It's his retirement fight b

>>154131044
I'm here trying to unravel the darkness that exists in every man's heart, and you're out there putting your tongue in buttholes. Get right with God.

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You tards know Josh Prius pulled out right?;

>>154130904
Izzy the Last Pillow Biter

no he didn't

>>154131071
Maybe these paths aren't so different

>6 weeks until Junior Does Santos dies live on Netflix

>>154131076
old news but it is giving I need an extension on this assignment

You know what a 45-70 is, huh big guy like you?

>>154130833
This is definitely one for Izzy's spank bank.

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How is this legal?

>>154131106
I considered taking a bbc today

There is definitely a darkness inside Taira's heart and Van is trying to shine some light on it

>>154131110
Are you a Mexican?

>>154131106
did someone pull out? thought despaigne was fighting someone else

>>154131110
Sup sneed, happy easter

>>154131089
Dos Santos moves like a featherweight but Despaigne only needs one.

>>154131106
Despaigne got bullied by Waldo, JDS can handle him

>>154131115
No wtf

>>154131127
Waldo is good and JDS is a corpse.

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Tomala will NEVER. EVER. be a UFC great.

>>154129721
retires jon jones and causes him to have a mental breakdown and get arrested in your path

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>>154131106
Lots of people claim heavyweight mma is shit because the money is better elsewhere so the talent goes to boxing but then you remember Schaub flatlining prime Cro cop and you realize these are just the best guys in the world, despain is basically Cuban cro cop

>>154131139
>>154131147
>Muh MMA math
Despaign is going to flatline old man JDS and we will be witness to it.

>>154131139
>>154131147
Don't get me wrong I'd love a JDS wrestlefucking.

in hindsight a lot of people are probably thinking a loss to waldo is a value loss but heavyweight really is just that bad. gable heems and jon heems and thats it

>>154131139
>>154131147
has anyone dug into why they were cutting HWs so aggressively?

>>154131171
>jon heems
bruh

>>154131182
jon the gentle giant jones chose not to heem that faggot piece of shit because he knows his talents are best reserved for the octagon even though he wouldve been well within his rights hes coming back just wait

Why does fruity Jon keep getting kwabbed by the meta glasses?

marcus mcghee vs ethyn ewing
skullmaxxed matchup between two real heemers

>>154131333
conor marcus mcgee doesnt have that big of a noggin, does he?

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>>154131349
less of a bobblehead but its still a pretty impressively large cranium for a 135er, probably the second biggest in division

Nina pegs, that's why she's so popular

>>154131361
yeah ok i see that, not as impressive ethynol's but still pretty mogworthy

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how does holland do vs rue boi randy brown?
didnt even realize they are the same weight class

Id poke yuor eyes twice, kick your dick twice and tehn teep the fucking shit out of you

will beniel show levels by fraud checking salkilld?

>>154131552
daroosh will be the first minority that salkkid cant heem