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berd life

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>>154129444
Evil?

The Angels beat the Devilners, though?

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anglels

>>154129460
The angels are a satanic team. Their name is a mockery. Just like the city of LA

>>154129454
where did it start going wrong for your team this century?

>>154129444
um excuse I asked for an angels OP but didn't make it, how has this happened?
*shits diaper*

>>154129491
Letting poopholes walk

>>154129491
Choosing John Mozeliak over Jeff Luhnow and letting him go to Houston

>>154129495
theres a trout jersey in the pic x

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dodgers

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This cards cats game is the first I have sat down and been able to watch this season. What's the drama /mlb? Why are my Mariners trying to kill Mike Trout?

>>154129471
trvke

>>154129471
their name also is a mockery of LA tho so surely it evens out

Again asking the Yankees aigenner to gen a whitesoxspie and angels girl celebrating holy Easter wins

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>berds

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>>154129495
>>154129517
i asked for a prease crap OP. let's do it next time.

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based marlins avoiding the yankees sweep.

is Torkelson Jewish or something?

MY Stankees

>>154129571
this is AI

Imagine a Javy slam rn

>>154129573
there won't be a next time
*leaves for good*

>>154129573
His quote about Ron Washington from last season was one of the funniest things posted all year

>>154129444
sneks are a marquee good guys team

>white shortstops

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Mets status?

>>154129622
better without soto

>>154129576
he's not, Torkelson is a Scandinavian last name

can't feel bad getting struck out by a guy named "the jesus" on easter sunday

>>154129622
They aren't good

>>154129622
i live in southern california and saw a dude in a mets lindor jersey buying a sixer of corona from 7-11 (i, a dodger fan, was buying ride on ipa by golden road brewing)

>>154129622
no city should have multiple teams

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>>154129639

>>154129639
it's "of jesus"

>>154129622
No way they're healthy in October. And they better pray the Marlins aren't better or they're in trouble.

>>154129648
what if that city cant service the needs of their people with just 26 guys?

>>154129658
>>154129641
yeesh so negative
>>154129628
Soto was the only one hitting while everyone else was cold. he's gonna rake once he's back

>>154129630
why were they playing hava nagila at comerica? very suspicious.

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we love to see it don't we, folks

>>154129660
get better guys

>>154129648
And all players should be from that state.

>>154129622
Jewish and homo

>>154129458
Is that Jeffrey Dahmer??

not plunking any batters is like winning the world series for blue jays fans

>>154129706
jews have lower homosexuality rates than stormfront larpers

this 92mph changeup is unhittable paired with 100mph gas. Wtf is up with all these crazy young arms these days?

https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/2040872536553001160

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>>154129458
Keith was out of line asking Jerry to help him move, he could afford professional movers

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bayball?

>>154129736
*could hire

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>>154129750
we're all watching berds tigers

>>154129732
They spin and effortmax till their arms explode then teams dump them and move onto the next one.

>>154129732
Honestly I see Tommy John in his future. Hopefully he's more duable than Hunter Greene.

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>>154129622
dominant

>>154129769
ugly

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eating cadbury eggs whole

>>154129674
redsox will be in second by June, but yeah if the orioles were one slot higher this would be the perfect al east standings

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It's over

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Kitties are giving up tonight

Jo Adell

>>154129778
jays have dodgers next - orioles have white sox, reckon your wish could come true

>>154129674
>red sux

>>154129769
Japanese > Korean
please get your mind right, anon

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is there another game on after cards/tiggers?

>>154129815
about 152x15 of them

>>154129815
afl in ~3 hours, nrl in ~4

>>154129724
t. kike homo

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This team is going to fucking kill me

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>seabold
My jaysies almost had TWO brendon littles on the team.

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>>154129786
i gotta admit its lame how little people are talking about that performance, one of the greatest individual defensive performances of all time

>>154129815
No, MLB still thinks we're in the 50s where everyone would go to sleep early on Sundays. Atleast NBC is showing NBA.

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>>154129829

>>154129834
If only Adell was white or Japanese.

>>154129835
isnt it a holiday tomorrow?

>>154129786
>>154129834
>>154129844
that performance is unironically worth +1 WAR (MINIMUM) but gay ass retard faggot bullied nerd virgin loser shithead cocksucker faggots won't record it as such because muh sabermetrics
SABERMETRICS SUCK IF THEY CAN'T REFLECT THAT. HE LITERALLY WON THE GAME SINGLEHANDEDLY. THAT'S +1 MINIMUM

Honestly, are the tigers fucking retarded? Seabold had a fucking atrocious performance in the jays ST camp. Some basic scouting would have helped here, I think.

>>154129822
-__-

>>154129834
Welcome to /mlb/ I mean /dodgers and yankees bandwagoners/

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berds add insurance

>>154129851
is there only 1 WAR awarded (total) per game? like did Jo have to share WAR with whoever RBI'd

>>154129871
lol no. WAR is completely independent of what other players do

>>154129871
WAR is sort of a fake stat in that multiple different sites calculate it differently, all i know is that without every single one of those homers robbed they lose that game easily which should be minimum +1 WAR

>>154129861
i have been a dodger fan before you were born, and probably an angel fan before you were born, and probably a bailey jay fan before you were born

>>154129882
It's over replacement level though. And is not context sensitive

>>154129874
>win a game comprehensively
>every player in the team gets 1 WAR
this makes little sense to me, theres only one game being played

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What we thinking about tomorrow's games?

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>>154129890
>bragging about being 70 years old and posting on 4chan

I don't even know how WAR is calculated I just know that good players have 3+ WAR and elite players have 5+ WAR.

>>154129894
>win a game comprehensively
>every player in the team gets 1 WAR
that's not what happens at all

WAR is just taking a bunch of stats and comparing them to what a replacement-level player would have had

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>>154129894
that one game is occurring across an infinite number of parallel universes, all which are taken into account by the algorithm

Adell proves WAR is gay and used by people who are prison bitch coded

>>154129899
How how come Undecided can pitch 2 games at once?

>>154129899
my berds deserve a free win against mikolas

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>>154129899
god I am not fucking looking forward to this game LMAO
cant wait for the 1-0 blowout loss after rojas hits a home run in 7th and thats literally anything either team does, but we end with bases loaded in the ninth with varsho swinging at the fucking dirt

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>>154129899
all slurpers

>>154129899
it's time for regicide.

>>154129901
are you implying you're 60?

I think it's time to trade Gilbert that's what I think

>>154129899
who should pitching connoisseurs watch? Sale, Painter, Ryan or deGrom? or Scherzer to show respect to a legend?

>>154129871
WAR isnt something you look at per game but over an entire season. Generally its "over the entire span of the season this player will win you x amount of games over a league average player."

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>>154129856
>>154129939

>>154129938
Sale isn't the best starting pitcher in his game

How do you lose to the fucking Marlins? Fucking dumpster franchise in sports. If you can’t beat the Marlins, how you suppose to be good?

>>154129938
Painter was pretty good in his last (first?) start

>>154129938
Gilbert vs deGrom is the pitching game of the day tomorrow, especially with both offenses being pretty crappy atm. So of course that means the game will end 10-8.

>>154129961
Gilbert is overrated and deGrom is washed

Stanek is elite

>>154129966
I know what you are but what are they.

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za is here

Test

>>154129899
LA/Toronto is the marquee, but a lot of those series will be interesting in trying to figure out which teams are real and which teams arent.
Biggest question to me is whether Boston wakes up against a quality team or if they get buried further.
SEA/TEX and KC/CLE should be good divisional rockfights.

https://x.com/i/status/2040946272199233775
Nightengale: Rival executives fully expect Marlins to trade Sandy Alcantara by trade deadline.

Alcantara through 2 starts:
16 IP
0 ER
12 K
7 H
2 BB

Seems like someone the Mets would love to have

How come no closer uses Wild Thing as their entrance song?

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erm…

>>154129975
no... NO!!

>>154129987
did you know? charlie sheen did steroids for that movie and it added 10 mph to his fastball

>>154129985
They don't have any worthwhile prospects.

>>154129992
hope youre enjoying it x

>>154129985
How about the Marlins actually keep somebody for once.

>>154129999
quad 9s has me believing you

>>154129985
Those numbers are skewed because he pitched a complete game shutout vs a minor league team and should not count.

>>154129985
maybe they should try to make the ploffs

>>154130006
That would mean having to pay him later which would cost too much money for the team owner or letting him walk which means they don't get anything in return. Better to just trade him now.

>>154129830
absolutely deserved for being a casual that spams the same stupid image over and over. get fucked.

>>154130016
That minor league team swept the blue jays.

>>154129985
They owe my jays a favour for lopez, give him to us.

>>154130028
KEK BLOW JASY
THEY THOUGHT THEY HAD IT IN THE BAG

Who in the fuck would ever trade for glaybor torres

>>154130026
She's not even a Baltimore fan she's from Oakland and grew up an A's fan until they left now she doesn't care about baseball.

>>154130049
why do you know this

>>154129985
Hes going to the angels

>>154130039
poodres

lmao gg

no more baseball today

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And that's a redberd winner

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Where did all the Angelpacos come from?

>>154130049
women in general only care about baseball insofar as it gains them attention from men

we're not going to overreact when the jays sweep the dodgers in this series, right?

>>154129444
But daaaa jankees lost today

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can't wait to lose the wildcard series to the Tigers again

>>154130114
This is true

stankeedoo 'em kek

AC/DC>your favorite band

>>154130116
Reacting in any capacity to April baseball is foolish
I'd even go as far as to say reacting to any baseball before the trade deadline because things can change dramatically based on transactions
See: The Mets

>>154130116
no chance

>>154130116
I wouldn't mind, it can be their world series.

>>154130090
Angels are a top 10 fanbase and were top 10 in attendance last season, imagine if they had an owner that gave a shit. The LA area could support 3 teams.

>>154129899
Whenever the Mets are not scheduled anons should ask, “where are the Mets?”

fucking insane how were still #2 in the AL Least

>>154130116
i just try to funmax man

>>154130123
>-24

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berds win

>>154130141
they barely even did anything in our games, our offense is just actually a bunch of fucking neanderthals given bats and any time more than 2 people are on base they totally forget how to play the game

>>154130138
That young guns O's offense might be the most oversold narrative in mlb during my lifetime.

>>154130149
>neanderthal given bats
worked for Frank Thomas

>>154130153
Gunnar Henderson is a good player but the rest are overrated.

what do we talk about now?

>>154130170
nothing, we go sleepy

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>>154129622

>Bo Bichette

I hate this lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe

I stand with Israel.

Poodres feel alright, just need Canning back to knock one of Marquez or Buehler to long man. Unfortunately they'll probably lose next series with Marquez starting tomorrow and Skenes starting Tuesday

>>154130182
thank you for your service, Bryce

>>154130170
OPEN THE FUCKIN' STRAIT

>>154130182
GO METS

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>>154130170
hamburgers

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>*giant wall in outfield*
the sign of a deeply insecure ball club

>>154130200
what's your favorite burger

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>>154130203
the hamburger

>>154130203
2 patty smash burger, american cheese, raw onion and pickles

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>>154130170
I don’t know

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>>154129899
the giants game will be kino
>Global K-pop sensation NMIXX brings their star power to the ballpark on Monday, April 6 when the Giants host the Phillies. The group, known for high-energy hits like “Love Me Like This,” “O.O,” and “Party O’Clock,” will perform their song “Blue Valentine” pregame and throw out the ceremonial first pitch, giving fans a chance to catch a glimpse of the stars. Whether you’re a longtime NSWER or just discovering their dynamic “MIXX POP” sound, this is a must-see crossover of K-pop and Giants baseball.

>>154130211
diced raw onions?

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>>154129899
Might tune into White Sox/gloryholes to see if the former can keep up their momentum.

>>154130217
no one but you cares.

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wat do

>>154130200
that's a big burger

>>154130217
no one in my country knows who they are

>>154130217
can't believe i'm going to need to sit through this shit to watch the phils

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so it happened again

>>154130217
he fucked them

>>154130217
>Bay Area faggots pandering to gooks again
They're almost as bad as the Dodgers with this shit

>>154130248
kek

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>>154130235
some insane pitches in there
has baybaw ever tried overlaying what the pitch would look like without break/rise etc?

>>154130262
yeah, but I’m too lazy to find an example

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can any dbags comment on the cold cheeseburgers served here?

>>154130248
Ump shoulda tossed him

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>>154130283
they're pretty friggin great

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>>154130240
For you

>>154130253
If he's out for more than a few days I want a 98 mph fastball fired into the hands of the leadoff hitter for the memeiners next time >we play them. I'm so fucking tired of shitters trying to hammer Trout inside with fastballs they can't control. There should be a rule if you hit a batter in the helmet or with a pitch going 95+ it's two bases instead of one so maybe pitching coaches will start to emphasize control and stop coaching only for velocity.

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>>154130286
based. where are you stuck? I will give you spoiler free nudges in the right direction.

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>>154130283
'lot mentioned

>>154130262
>without break/rise
Not sure what you mean but pitchingninja on youtube/IG/X has pitch arsenal overlays

>>154130283
Sandlot mentioned!!!!!!

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>>154130300
BASED BASED BASED

>>154130299
I’ll play tomorrow. I think I’m going to pick back up on the quantum moon.

>>154130286
>>154130299
dont take any nudges - its impossible to be truly stuck in this game unless youre a brainlet

>>154130311
I look like that while watching that movie

>>154130315
The story really hooks me. Just don’t do fat dabs and fuck around with the quantum puzzles, I nearly had an anxiety attack lmao

>>154130217
As may get 20 runs in each game lel

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>>154130322
Uhh I may or not not have fucked around and found out

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>>154130316
quiet, aussiebro. I need this. I can only experience outer wilds vicariously through others now.

>>154130340
I jumped

>>154130340
I peed my panties a little

>>154130340
OH N-

>>154130090
kys

>>154130336
i reckon in another 12 months i'll be able to play it again and get good value out of it
can remember some of the overarching themes still, but the puzzles in it are really good and i reckon i've forgotten most of that already

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did this kid come back yet?

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>>154130340
didn't flinch

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>>154130315
keep us (Me) posted

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>>154130368
wtf that's not the webm i selected

who is the #1 best player in the game today?
>100 IQ mode: it's not Ohtani

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>>154130331
sheeeeeiiiiiiiittttt

>>154130377
I'm retarded so... Ohtani

>>154130374
kek

>>154130377
Sadly Ohtani is not a SotG

>>154130302
well like how is inches of rise or break measured? against a "control" pitch (for lack of a better word) which doesn't have the revs to achieve the movement (correct me if i'm wrongbeit)
so you overlay that control pitch with the real pitch and show their paths and then the average retard (me) can see just how much that pitch broke / rose / etc

Who /here/ sonobabitch?

>>154130409
I am not a son of Babbich

Is that your sister?
Out there in left field?
Naked?

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>>154130366
I recently played it for I think the 3rd time because I was feeling nostalgic for outer wilds comf and I think I'll need at least another decade and or more to forget only some of the puzzles. did you play the dlc?

>>154130404
This might help https://www.mlb.com/glossary/statcast/pitch-movement
A visual comparing pitches to league-average velocity/RPM would be a neat idea for an online visualization tool

threadly reminder that Jo Adell currently leads the MLB with 2 WAR no matter how badly the saberchuds want to hide this truth from you

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>>154130026
Stay mad chud

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>>154130426
I never played the dlc yet myself so I might have to re-play and then check it out.

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we ARE friends metsbuddies.
*shares friendliness pellets*

>>154130283
>Talking Stick Resort

>>154130426
nah i haven't played the dlc, i probably will but my understanding is its a different type of vibe/experience than the base game

>>154130460
no

Which fan base ruins this general more than any other?

>>154130473
Mariners

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>>154130473
umpires

>>154130473
New York genny

>>154130229
See
>>154129570

>>154130473
The one that posts the most AI slop

>>154130473
no fanbase ruins this general. friendless socially retarded losers unlucky enough to be born with the bad kind of autism ruin this general. miserable weirdos no one wants to be around irl or on the web

>>154130473
Dodgers

>>154130473
We ALL love the genny, must be YOU ruining it!!

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>>154130459
do it right now
>>154130468
it is but... just play it bro, trust me

>>154130473
Gay jews

>>154130511
This
Death to mestfags

>>154130512
I ain’t even mitzvahed

>>154130511
FUCK YOU DINOSAUR!

>>154130527
All of you are spiritually jewish

>>154130511
the hell did mets fans do to you, buddy?

the Mets aren't playing tomorrow... what do I even have to look forward to? Should I just sleep through the entire day?

>>154130535
mazel tov and all that

>>154130473
mest bugposter has almost singlehandedly made me hate that team, and koreans in general.

>>154130560
but what about the good Metsposters like Kiwibro?

>>154130560
imagine not already hating the mets and koreans

>>154130473
All female cubs posters

>>154130567
he's a false prophet

>>154130538
Pharmacological interventions and psychotherapeutic treatments.

>>154130473
vtumors

>>154129985
The kind of signing that can re-shape a division overnight.

Do we think kek Skubal is gonna be on the block, or are the Tigers riding him off a cliff

>>154130610
Probably the smartest mariners fan I have ever seen

>>154130473
>the cancer killing this genny
Ur team
>the chemo saving this genny
My team

>>154130473
That anime Yankees retard

>>154130235
what a nasty mother fucker man. he needs to be in the postseason.

Is it me, or are Hot Cheetos so much hotter now?

Not sure how many folks watched, but Chase Burns was magnitudes nastier today than Hunter Greene has ever been. Probably an exploding arm in the near future, Burns has top 2 stuff in the majors with Misiorowski. They got like video game arms man. 94mph changeups and break a foot and shit. Who the hell can hit that?

>>154130248
the only possible sound effect in this situation is klenk

Memeiners fans are having nightmares about Jo Adell tonight.

>>154130634
kek, seething.

>>154130662
Stankeedoo

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I think the Mariners SUCK!!

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>>154130655
>hunter green
>hunter brown
When do hunter white and hunter black make their mlb debuts?

>>154130473
All teams ruin this general, but more cubs girls would balance it out

>>154130672
After Hunter the Gray

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>>154130664
Stank where? I got soap and water baby.

Shut up, alice

>>154129444
tricked me, i thought this was /cric/

>>154130673
…and I approve this message

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>>154130689

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>>154130707

Angels status?

/mlb/ is a jumping spider/ground wasp genny

Octopuppies?

https://x.com/i/status/2040930572596556220
Kodai Senga talks about the Mets' starting rotation:

"I think it's a really strong group. As long as we stay healthy, stay out on the mound, we can be a stabilizing force for the team. That goes for everybody and myself. I don't want to be the one lagging behind, I want to be up there with them. I think we're a great group."

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Nobody is hitting this pitch. You either take or you swing and miss.This kid's arm is gonna fall off, but we should appreciate him while he's here. Jaw dropping stuff.

>>154130760
Manaea, Senga, and Peralta a could be the best rotation since the 90s Braves.

>>154130762
he had an era of 5 in 50 ip last season and he has major control issues
>>154130772
it's peralta mclean peterson holmes senga

>>154130787
if you don't have him in fantasy rn you're retarded

>>154130789
fantasy isn't mlb weirdo
internet brainrot makes you speak in hyperbole. he's not prime nolan ryan but that's how your post sounds. go outside and smell some fresh air

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they say a picture is worth a thousand words

I want my wife to wear pantyhose and act like a slut around me. My team will never win the World Series so this is all I have

>>154130789
>>154130805
I apologize for being rude. We're fucking up Iran, taking the moon, and making the Japanese fall in love with us.
God bless you my American brother. I hope you win big in your fantasy league.

https://x.com/i/status/2040954022413095410
15 largest YoY declines in bat speed so far. Alonso’s might be the most concerning. 75.7 in 2023, 75.2 in 2024, 75.3 in 2025, and 72.5 so far this year

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>>154130484
Sorry, it's late. Perhaps Whitespie has something to smile about for once. Just once. Shoutout to Jo Adell.

>>154130839
He’s just becoming a contact hitter. Slower bat speed means more time with the bat in the zone

>>154130853
>slower bat speed is... le good!!
I endorse this theory

>>154130852
Blessed be Jo Adell

>>154130610
Unironically would vibe with this man

>3 home run robberies in a 1-0 home run win
How much would you retroactively drop on a game ticket? I would have paid $1k for a RF seat

Mason Miller’s last 24 appearances

25.2 IP
0 runs
5 hits
53 strikeouts
almost 20 K/9

If that sounds absurd, it’s because it is

>>154130918
Prolly should mention 10 walks but 53 Ks against 92 PAs is still nuts

Fuckn stupid cubt

the boston red sox are now the worst team in baseball
how did this happen? they didn't look great but I thought they'd be at least average

>>154131002
the boston red sox are the most successful team this century

>>154130918
too bad the poodres won't give him many leads to protect

>>154131002
They got swindled by the Bregman

>>154131002
But what about Crochet?

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>Randy Vasquez leads all pitchers in WAR
CY YOUNG SEASON CONFIRMED

>>154131112
Over Schlittler? That's surprising to me.