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>Lap:
#8410

>Countdown to THE GREAT MIAMI HURRICANE OF F1:
https://f1exposure.com

>Previous thread:
>>>>154111330

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):
https://angelthump.com/gimi

>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
218

>2026 WDC Standings:
ANT: 72 (+25)
RUS: 63 (+12)
LEC: 49 (+15)
HAM: 41 (+8)
NOR: 25 (+10)

>2026 WCC Standings:
Mercedes: 135 (+37)
Ferrari: 90 (+23)
McLaren Mercedes: 46 (+28)
Haas Ferrari: 18 (+1)
Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 16 (+4)

>2026 WEC Standings:
RUS: 155.16 (+80.56)
NOR: 139.34 (+57.41)
HAM: 132.55 (+61.11)

>News:
Like London buses, Federica Masolin (41 next month) is pregnant again.
Emely de Heus (23, ex-F1 academy) reveals gender of her baby using V8 racing cars
Fabienne Wohlwend isn’t pregnant, but has gained significant amounts of weight over past 6 months
Haas boss Komatsu warns against knee-jerk changes to rules despite Bearman's Suzuka crash
AMX adds N24 Qualifiers to his schedule
'Sir Stirling Moss would be horrified': The family friend seething over inheritance battle
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gimi
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edd
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1l and 7 beer s
rtb bingo
also im getting that weird drumming effect you get with clinically significant bp
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F for jamaicanon
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>>154129739
no im no ded yet the eyes will go yellow before the cherry pops im fine currently
https://youtu.be/knijPOLYxHo
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these cops SUCK
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>i feel bad
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Top 5 f1 drivers of all time:

1. Michael Schumacher
2. Jack Brabham
3. Alain Prost
4. Juan Manuel Fangio
5. Graham Hill
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Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
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>>154130032
why would you do that?
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front left puncture
box, box
retire the car
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iv made mistakes
they might have provided comic relief
some things are unsettled
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>>154129709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQn8E7vm9wc
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>>154130117
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>slurper chase finally ded
guess i can go to bed now
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>>154130313
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Leclerc is a bigger bottler than Nando
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gimi
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*drops the soap*
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>>154130356
didn't poorez have more wins from chuck poles than chuck himself did a couple of years ago?
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>>154130411
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>>154130411
poorez is the best medshitter
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Now updated
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>>154130455
>Norris
Oh no! It was mildly embarassing before. But now it's just an utter humiliation.
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>>154130464
Especially humiliating since the start of the race looked like this and yet he didn't even finish on the podium
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>>154130482
How did Hülkenberg get such a massive lead?
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Why theres so many westerners with a girl with questionable age here.
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>>154130497
he's fast
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>>154130497
Every other driver was given a +14.88 second penalty
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>>154130356
>Leclerc's ratio
That's because most of the time his car wasn't the best one in race pace, but he's a very good qualifier.
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>>154130546
What is this Kuruminha saying?
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Forgot to cancel my F1TV subscription so it auto renewed for another year
Oops
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>>154130890
Shame on you. Now FIA/Liberty think you approve of the rule change. It's your fault if F1 gets even worse in the future.
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>>154130893
only abduls have strong feelings about the new rules
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>>154130951
This (ironically) might be your most bizarre position yet.
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one day, hopefully in my life time, the annoying canuckjeet aka /f1/'s village idiot will get deported and sent back to shitskindia and will die by train. it's wishful thinking but god damn i hope it happens
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>>154130973
my fantasy
>jeetleaf sneaks into the canadian grand prix
>squats for a shit in the forest
>meanwhile Saarvid is going for an overtake
>Stroll moves under braking and launches him into the forest
>decapitates jeetleaf and himself
>FIA emergency shutdown of engine rules and move to a spec Cosworth V8
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>lindblad is currently ahead of abdul in the wdc
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>>154130546
ayyy lmao
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>>154131061
>tf
>tp
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>>154131090
She looked good until she leaned too far into the ayy lmao pill
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>>154131107
The buccal fat boggers got to her
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>>154131010
>Cosworth V8
kek, as if!
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>>154131121
the doctors should be hanged
that movie sucked btw
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Now what
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>>154131186
Frozen 3 cancelled. (not like anyone wanted it anyway)
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>>154131222
>not like anyone wanted it anyway
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gimi
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I had a nightmare. This nightmare was in relation to F1. It was about F1 having it's own cartoon titled Formula 1: the animated series.

The animation was trash, and Max kept dabbing which was paired with a laugh track, that stupid Las Vegas Sphere was a backdrop AND THE SHOW HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH RACING, at least thats how i remember it. The "humor" was similar to that shitty Dutch girl cartoon that the sharty zoomers are obsessed with for some reason. It was fucking horrible. Can we please all agree that we're glad no such horrible thing exists for the sake of eff juan?
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>>154131284
F1 kids broadcast already exists m8
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>>154131284
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test
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>>154131121
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>>154131284
yeah but F1 Academy anime
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>>154131275
Yeah, he's right. People grow out of things.
Frozen fangirls from, what, 15 years ago, probably aren't excited for another sequel anymore.
And, yeah, looking at your pic: Alonso never grew out of racing fast cars. But that's different. Alonso's an autist.
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>>154131186
global warming got my nigga..............
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>>154131284
Sounds a lot like DtS and that Tom Cruise F1 movie.
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>>154131382
alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
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>>154131382
I was CHUCKling because I'm pretty sure he was referencing a line from Frozen
>the cold never bothered me anyway
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>>154131397
Leopold never bothered me anyway
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>>154131284
BOY do I have news for (You).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc6v67s6Jyk
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>>154131222
Anna Faith has breast cancer and has to get her mummy milkers lopped off. cancelling frozen 3 is the only thing to do.
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>>154131397
>the cold never bothered me anyway
Oh. I always thought it was "the old never bothered me anyway". Which brings us back to Alonso ...
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>>154131304
(i drew maya fat once, not blob but you know)
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gimi
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>>154131521
Marry that girl marry her anyway
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Lisa from Blackpink is doing a concert at the Vegas GP weekend in November
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Remember, if your country has not produced a Formula One World Championship driver who has won multiple titles with two or more different constructors then your opinion is worthless and you should feel shame.
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>>154131762
mum would fucking get it
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>>154131762
Wait… she’s a hapa?
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>>154131762
what race is that goblin on the left?
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>>154131828
mum looks about 40
dad looks about 90
she looks about 25
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>>154131960
Oh so that’s her stepdad, not her dad
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>>154131960
>Chitthip Brüschweiler
Kek. What a name.
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>>154131960
mum withheld old mate's medications and refused to take him to doctors appointments until he signed her into his will
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When someone says a track is "technical" they just mean it's boring
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Why do you continue to watch F1 when you hate it?
The only way to let FoM/liberty media know this isn't the right direction is to let the numbers dip. They don't care about angry twitter troons or shitposts on a basket weaving forum unless number stops going up.
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>>154132168
I watch F1 entirely on semi shitty stream sites
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>>154132168
>”What else do you need to do? You've been world /sp/ champion three times. You're obviously the quickest /f1/ poster. Give it up and let's go fishing."
>Sid, there are certain things over which we have no control. I cannot quit, I have to go on posting and watching F1
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>>154132168
>Why do you continue to watch F1 when you hate it?
No one here actually watches F1, anon.
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>>154132168
I don't watch F1, whenever I stumble upon a new meme I make up what happened in my head and I come here to blame either Toto, Lewis or the anglos
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Friendly reminder to have sex with a blonde succubus.
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I thought the f in /f1/ stood for Floersch anyway.
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>>154130482
Excellent race of Hülkengod, leading half a lap in front of Lecuck despite driving the worst car.
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>>154132439
Sof1a F1örsch approves
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>>154132439
It stands for F(abienne) Wohlwend, who has gained 15lbs in the past 3 months and is looking increasingly THICC
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>>154132396
whoa! Your sister looks so tight and docile! Can you hook me up?
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anime alonso
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British F1 drivers: 200
British F1 champions: 10
Finnish F1 drivers: 9
Finnish F1 champions: 3
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>>154132595
Alonso got animated by Miyazaki, bro
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>>154132656
he got animated in pokemon actually
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>Fabienne Wohlwend isn’t pregnant, but has gained significant amounts of weight over past 6 months
Sauce?
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>>154132396
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA



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