Easter mondayHAW v GEE Starts in an hour
:D
heave ho hunnit
might dress up as ginni net jsp appointment. hello years of free spastic-cash!
Geelong are on the way down. Too dependent on the old farts continuing to produce. They're not going to get 88 goals from Cameron again, and they're not going to get Butters now that they can't cheat the salary cap anymore and don't want to offer $2m.
Hawthorn are on the way down. Too dependent on the old farts continuing to produce. They're not going to get 88 goals from Gunston again, and they're not going to get Butters now that they can't cheat the salary cap anymore and don't want to offer $2m.
Geelong - Too Old, Too Slow
everyone drives so fucking slow these days
>>154132243Cats were missing star recruit Worpel. He would've tore the Hawkies to shreds.
Hawthorn - Too Old, Too Slow
>>154132303They did look too slow today. Every time Hawthorn used the open space, the Geelong grandpas couldn't run with them, and the seagulls like Dempsey and Smith only wanted to run forward.This will be a big problem for Geelong going forward. More and more teams are picking up the forward handball running game. Dogs, Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast, even young Norf and Melbourne.It's going to be rough relying on old man Blicavs and Atkins to carry the entire defensive workload.
>>154132314>AtkinsWas pretty invisible.>BlicavsWould've drawn/won if he could kick a score from 30m out.
>>154132299that's an owl
>>154132298>>154132311you can't meme this into reality cheatlong faggotif the scumpire didn't put a bet on your shit team you would have been humilated by 40+
>>154132311They did look too slow today. Every time Hawthorn used the open space, the Hawthorn grandpas couldn't run with them, and the seagulls like Weddle and Newcombe only wanted to run forward.This will be a big problem for Hawthorn going forward. More and more teams are picking up the forward handball running game. Dogs, Sydney, Brisbane, Gold Coast, even young Norf and Melbourne.It's going to be rough relying on old man Barrass and Scrimshaw to carry the entire defensive workload.
>>154132309>t. "wat r u dooing! get off da woad! moooooove!" *npc radio station blaring in the background*
what's for dinner and what's wrong with my hands?
>>154132359I like your hands
>>154132359should be asking what's wrong with my (your) plate
big thursday night coming uptwo clubs that had 0 impact on finals last yeartwo clubs that will have 0 impact in finals this year
slow driving is low test and foreigner coded
>>154132358now thats a haircut you can set the clock on your iphone 46 Ultra X by, before you fall over flailing your arms around like a crayon eating sped.
>>154132359how's the wife going?
kirapregiato
>>154132367cheers mate>>154132374luv your work champ
>>154132379he had one clanger after playing out of his mind in both the back, middle, and forward line
>>154132381huge lactating tits and happy
curb that racism sam>sometimes mabior does things you wish he would'nt doENOUGH IS ENOUGH
grats blueplatefag
How do you Kingypost? I know "It's an interesting discussion" but what else do I need to memorize?
the early onset dementia's hitting kingy hard this weekend.
what is kingyposter's one wood? when is he going to put the general on his back and say "come with me boys we're going to the promised land"
>>154132390describe her vagina and arsehole
every day i understand more why jews call us goyim
>jeet thinks he's on a telehealth call again
>>154132359fuck you faggot
>>154132407post yours first. oh you did >>154132424nice arsehole.
you fucking cunt, fuck you
>>154132419those are some healthy vaginas there
>>154132410it is truly sad. we are own worst enemy.
>>154132435holy shit a talking vagina!
Why is he so angry all the time?
>>154132399don't get beaten by what you knowthe promised landplug and playyou are what you areit's a no-fumbles leaguewhat do they stand for?who's going to stand up amongst them?he's a forward 50 wizardi need to see it before i believe iti just don't see iti'm a huge believer in ...when the whips are crackingflaredarepoisethey're a long way from the finished product
>>154132459Thanks
fuck yourself you massive faggot
>>154132395thank you mate, good fortune to you too
>>154132453>crooks pinkie>laughs and tosses hair
>>154132466settle petal
fucking homo, fuck off
Any of you on a nofap streak?I'm on day 2 rn.
DEPORT CHOL NOW
>>154132453a blue plate killed his entire family. he was told "not all blue plates" and "see past colour" and even accused of racism but bthe opain was too fresh and shocking and he's carried that pain , fed off it, let it nourish him to this day.
>>154132484Haven’t wanked myself off in ages. Got a gf
>>154132481Calm your farm.
>>154132399
might join a gym.
>>154132489did yiu trade your dick for her? seems shortsighterd.
>>154132494Maybe use a different colour text mate
david we know its you
We finally have a ladder that isn't fucked by the opening round bye nonsense
>>154132485No!
>>154132489And how long has it been since you ejaculated?
>>154132503oof my iggers %
>>154132496me, and your mum know you wont. please stop telling fibs Lachlan. and come back to the groupchat! it was just a joke noone thinks you're fat!
lewis getting mogged by buckley
>isn't fucked by opening round bye nonsense>top two are literally there because of opening round bye nonsense huh?
>>154132511You can take the iggs out of bottom 4, but you can't take the bottom 4 out of iggs
>>154132494I can't decide whether the horrible colour choice for the font makes this worse or is appropriately terrible considering the context.
>>154132503lol gold coast's flag odds have drifted right out. Fuckin ridiculous ppl had them flag favourites after being losers for 15 years. And Witts is their ruckman, he's crap!Dogs were shit against the bombers but they will be right up there with Richards, Libba and English back. Next week will be an interesting test tho, especially if English misses.Geelong and Collingwood are cooked.
>>154132524Mean to say every team has played the same number of games
here's an idea lets give one of the flag favourites 2 and a half weeks off to face the worst side in modern history on a 6 day break. that'll work out well.
When did we all agree to start nofap? 6 days ago? I've failed it three times since then.
>>154132528are we back on that one or are we still whining about academies and father son?
>>154132540in the discord. no nick? no fap. simple as.
>>154132540I didn't agree to that at all.
>>154132540We?I decided to do it myself after someone here said ejaculation leads to a spike in prolactin and results in lethargy.
>>154132549based fatty signing up to a 36month gym membership
Just my two cents on the lindt bunny
>>154132540i can't even get a rod so it doesn't matter
>>154132551Boys have swagMen have class
>>154132503Top 6 is basically picrel, with Norf being Somalia
>>154132561crisp banesperg
>>154132536one head knock from retiring too kek
>>154132554That doesn't describe me accurately in any way aside from based.
>>154132565who's the hue
Can you believe St Kilda decided to push Steele out over Marshall? They could've gotten a first rounder for Marshall too.
>>154132551this hobby is just an expensive way of cover up the fact that you're an alcoholic right?
one of you guys came into /nrl/ earlier and tried to flaunt your crowd statisticsbut happenchance i've just discovered you guys had hindi broadcasts this weekendlol
>>154132557I usually nibble around the edges when I get to the bottom as to not make a mess.
>>154132575dosn
>>154132577
>>154132575Adam Goodes
I wanked off twice last night
>>154132586who were the lucky lads?
Why does everyone think Carlton will get a good return for Patrick Cripps on the trade table? He's worth nothing. Carlton will have to pay half his contract to get him out.You can only accommodate one Cripps-type player in the modern game, and he's playing terribly.
>>154132578see>>154132090>its a victorian containment sport who cares
thinking I'll obsess over the last trade period randomly forever
good week of footy, would have been even better if Nick Daicos played tho
>happenchance
>>154132599He's actually posting about footy, as opposed to tradie hater or aus/pol/ blowies
>>154132578Win at all costs mate, you wouldn't get it
rec me some books on the little hat people
almost bed timegot a big day tomorrow
Be prepared to both get tv viewership mogged by the socceroos in the world cup
>>154132599>HE'S ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THE FOOTY?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>154132616Origins of Totalitarianism
Let's start ceasefire talks with /nrl/
is the /afl/ discord still a thing?
>strait of hormuzmore like gay of homos lol
I am the centre of your universe.
>>154132631I dream of a day of a unified /ausp/ genny/cric/ could use our help too right now
any other nerve-damage bros in?
>>154132642We had it during the 'lympics, /oz/ was comfy
some of you may not believe this but one time a guy posted a naked pic of his grindr hookup in the /afl/ discord and said he was gonna suck him off
>>154132642get the fuck out of here retard
>>154132641so youre the uber-tradie one of my idiot personalities is obsessed with?
Has /afl/+/nrl/ ever worked before
nah never mate give it a shot
>>154132659have jews and muslims?
scott dingleberry should have retired last year, now the spud can hardly get on the park kek
Stack up on Hawthorn against the Dogs next week.No Richards, English, Liberatore.Richards set to miss 4 months of football with knee tendon surgery.Sanders is a plodder.
>>154132667dogs will be looking for a redemption after that shock loss to the bombers tho
Corbin Middlemas and Jess Webster are the two most reddit commentators
>>154132669What about Leigh Montagna?
>>154132506Saturday. We have sex on average three times a week
>>154132669>>154132675jordan lewis exists and is worse than all 3 mentioned
>>154132669how can you say that when matt hill exists?
>>154132676Sounds like you're dependent on sex anon.Ejaculation has a negative effect on the brain, whether it's from wanking or sex.
>>154132682How is Jordan Lewis bad? Did reddit tell you that?
>>154132659that doesn't mean we shouldn't try
>>154132682Dwayne Russell is worse.
Think I'll keep the secret histories of au/sp/ to myself. Only the adept can find the secrets they contained and none of you will ever reach the initiate stage simply because you are unworthy.
5 games had winners that didnt score 100 points
>>154132695just checked da archive, they averaged like 15 posts
Who wants my arse tonight? I’m around the Melbourne CBD, willing to travel….
Jordan lewis isn't even a commentator. Special comments people shouldn't count as commentators.Play-by-play callers only. Dwayne is the worst, then Whateley.Not even going to count the women because that's too obvious.
What did you guys think of the tripfag Richo?
>he doesn't know how to use the archives
>>154132700666 rule how good
Was Rex Hunt a good commentator?What about Clint Grybas?
>>154132659>ynr Carmichael Hunt & Israel Falao
work tomorrow
>>154132714Rex was good when he was trying to fight fans in the stands for smoking
Why does Kelli Underwood misspeak so often?She will constantly say the wrong word then have to correct herself
>Scott openly shitting on the wildcard conceptThis motherfucker's all right
who don't they just steal all of irans gold while they are at it lol
>>154132616the books of Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronomy
they got ZUTT'D
>>154132667SHALL be bringing in Freijah while fixing Grimglish to GawnThis year has been awful with player injuries, something's clearly not right
>>154132729he'll be praising it when poolong finish 9th
>>154132729>>154132742all the clubs agreed to it so this cunt is just lying
>abc journos on strikeHAHAHHHHAHHAHH *breathes in* HHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I’ve got crippling OCD
>>1541327007/8 games had winners score above 90
>>154132755Don't think the coaches decide that lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4og50PtMAIMdo you prefer this version or the current one
You guys are genuinely some of the best blokes I've ever known
Just a friendly reminder that this country is in complete shambles.
fuck off banechod
>>154132775it's a simple question champi support poot but i heard this old version recently
Only fapped/ejaculated once in the past 6 days. Before then not a day would go by without fapping at least once or twice.Feel like my self-control is getting better.
>>154132757They went on strike last weekSlowpoke.jpeg
>>154132774>le contry is fukked becuz 1 shit afl article misspelt thriller!!!!fuck off you dumb spastic
I view women as sex objects
>>154132669>There's one woman commentator that isn't total shit>she's redditFuck off.
>>154132729His opinion is firmly guided by what's good for Geelong and changes by the week.
cheatlong scum will still act like they were robbed
>>154132782how did he not notice haha
>>154132804>Free kicks need to be evenDirty teams give away more frees. Who knew?
crazy how geelong only seems to play dirty teams every week
micksperg down the rabbit hole when
>>154132790>becuzNo, it's a reminder. As I stated.Merely a symptom, that a person who was likely paid a significant salary couldn't be arsed to spellcheck a 10 word subtitle. When no doubt there would have been a squiggly red line underneath just as there is with "becuz".
You think the Geelong players are enjoying their free rooms at Crown gifted to them by a generous person with absolutely no alternate motives
business idea: coaches should wear suits and overcoats
>>154132818no, you're a fucking dumbcunt spastic and a softcock faggot
>>154132796>There's one woman commentator that isn't total shitIs there?
jess webster would sound good with my cock in her mouth
amazed ai isn't writing those desu
jess webster would sound good with my cock up her arsehole
>>154132823Calling someone a spastic when you are clearly in a fit of tard rage is amusing, keep it up!
Nick DaicosWill AshcroftRiley ThilthorpeSam DarcyLogan MorrisMax HolmesErrol GuldenNasiah Wanganeen-MileraFinn CallaghanHarry Sheezel
Do people who go to gather round watch every game?
WOMEN ARE AMAZING
>>154132835Not physically possible.
>>154132836based!
Should I make a move on my younger sister (26)?
>>154132836I'm a fan of women that take off their clothes desu.
>>154132838Are those implants?
>>154132584
>>154132666>blown out and body fucked by 40hmmm where have I heard that before?
gather round seems economically silly in todays climate
>INCEST>BBC>INTERRACIAL SEX>ALBANESE GOOD
Not only does geelong have the highest Frees For (averaging 25.5 free kicks per game), but they also have the lowest Frees Against! What are the odds of your opponents giving you 10+ extra free kicks 4 games in a row?Any words from the umpires, besides "stop recording the impact of our frees"?
>>154132845Crisp 6'. No wonder he was so popular.
>>154132675I liked that character in The Princess Bride :you killed my father prepare to die" v kino
i dont like gather round
>>154132850afl will let geelong decide their own punishment when they are caught cheating again
>>154132850>Teams can't handle the Kardinia Park ground dimensions>Keep kicking it outREEEEEE. WHY DO GEELONG GET SO MANY FREES?!
>>154132856Those don't count as frees against.
>>154132844yes mate
>>154132838
>>154132856>geelong has unique cheat ground*
might sign the RC apology form
I can pretend to be RC if you want
>>154132853oh no
>>154132856Are you suggesting that every footy ground repaints their boundaries to better suit geelong?
>>154132811You're a desperate idiot my friend.Maggots paid holding the ball constantly in favour of Geelong, but never for Hawthorn.It's the standard case of maggots helping Geelong at the behest of Craig Drummond (formerly Steven Hocking).Guess who's winning the free-kick-for count this year?
Also why do Geelong get a free kick every time they slip over, instigating high contact? Yet another interpretation clearly favouring them.
>>154132850>Lions free kick differential is only 0.8Just a professional outfit across the board. Bombers should poach Fagan.
>>154132856Those aren't marked as free kicks you idiot.
>>154132850Yeah AFL is 100% trying to look after Geelong. They also gave them another easy end-of-season fixture to warm them up for finals again.
>have a wank>feel like im inside a degenerate, atheistic/agnostic, hedonistic, lethargic purgatory for the next 1-2 hoursanyone else? hence why i dont it that often anymore
>>154132904This sounds like severe mental illness desu.
>>154132904the fuck are you wanking to mate
>>154132904it's more the morning/day after where I feel like shit
>>154132904>Close window after fapping>Briefly glimpse my reflection in the laptop screen>Feel bad
>>154132911pretty vanilla amateur stuff, nothing depraved
>geelongseether is having a melty after seeing the cats play well
>>154132904>feel like im inside a degenerate, atheistic/agnostic, hedonistic, lethargic purgatory for the next 1-2 hoursthis is exactly why i'm trying nofap.Maybe it wouldn't be so bad if I only rub one out right before I go to sleep. Sometimes this leads to frequent urination though.
I feel amazing after a good wank, helps me drift off to sleep in bliss.
I fapped Saturday and felt like absolute rubbish the rest of the day, worse than a hangover
Give up and masturbate. You know you want to.
