Attending Live Heems edition Heemvious >>154127466
You're on notice.
Buakaw benchamek ovah here
shit thread
bonesly reminder i gable anyone in thread
finna behave itt
quick reminder ribovics is trash and gamrot will win easy
GODROT
>exits janny jail>enters the thread
heel hooked someone in my dream again last night
>>154134993Gamrot is pillowfisted and he’s getting too old to wrestle offensively for 3 rounds. Ribovics will heem round 3
PAY. FIGHTERS.
LETS GO FOR THAT
I think prime santos beats both jiri and ulberg
42yo Glover, Jamahal, Ank, now Ulberg are champs. 205 is trash
Enjoying lot of Kylie Minogue lately with my boxing workouts.
>Maori guy>Spanish first name>German surname La Creatura Nueva Zelanda
>>154135035He does, so do prime Glover, DC, Jon and prime Gus.
You're better than this.
>>154135059this is some hannibal tv show shit
The funny part is I actually have the least idea what's really going on here out of anyone.
i have a black belt in heem. im a protege
>>154135081lol haha your right that's hilarious lmao
>>154135069that's tim mclean
luke "i like to watch" thomas
They had to move van taira cause stricklands getting rolled
Wtf is wrong with latinx. Not even prime ISIS does that shit
>>154135105There were many savage tribes among North & South America. Still got that warrior blood
It's going to be midway through the second round when Sean stuffs the fourth takedown in a row that the globe will feel the collective gasp of a billion muslims.
>>154135118Because Trump will drop a nuke on Iran.
You’re profoundly retarded if you think Sean beats KhamzatHow many times do you have to see a striker get wrestlefucked in a main event before you understand how this sport works
>>154135118the only thing sean is going to stuff is is khamzats penis into his mouth im afraid
>>154135105Midget brown dwarfs who spent meat of history chimping out at the other retarded midgets around them
Khamzat wins the battle, but Strickland wins the war.
>>154134991He was just keeping the streets clean of bullies. Punks are gonna think twice before trying to intimidate the citizens of Albuquerque New Mexico. Jonny Bones is watching these streets.
mma guru went outside once and now he doesn't want to stream anymore, this pig is going to start doing shit with adin ross and become a lolcow
>Youre profoundly retarded if you think Strickland beats Adesanya
>>154134991Tuff pic
jizzy done been warshed. khamzat is the best fighter in the ufc right now
>Strickland done been washed, Fluffy is the best grappler in the UFC right now.
>>154135040exquisite and very fine post which era
fluffys the third best grappler in middleweight right now. khamzats the p4p king. levels
>>154135127Excellent post.
>>154135211hes going to suck khamzat hard and long, the Greatest Of Current Known
Raped faggot.RAPED FAGGOT!YOU'RE A RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!!!!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!YOU RAPED FUCKING FAGGOT!RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED BITCH!!!!EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE RAPED BITCH!!!!RAPED FAGGOT!!!!YOU GOT FUCKING RAPED!!!
>>154135127Excellent post
Where is spammy?
>>>/lgbt/43177359tomala mentioned. gay bitch and illegitimate champ
>>154135233why are you in messico
>>154135224Reminds me of when Khamzat got dropped by*checks notes*Gilbert Burns
Any news on former champ, the leon "rocky" edwards?
Reminds me of when Shota Sean got raped by *checks notes* His father
>>154135224>2017>meanwhile Sean has only gotten better>Usmeng has only gotten worseThe rematch USMENG... now.
doo is posting on lgbt
its market research
Where's the little rat? Where's the little weasel?
Darren Till has left Misfits boxing. What will he do next?
>>154135035>>154135044Ed Herman should’ve had a run at 205 against those bums
>>154135272BKB
Jiri pulled it out of the fire vs. Glover, Ulberg did it against Da Woong Jung. Jiri got KO'd by Pereira, Ulberg got KO'd by Kennedy Mchoosezku
Jon Jones? More like Jon moans
>>154135272BBC
And James Irvin lost to Anderson, but you’re still going to try and tell me there is a better 205er in cali that isnt the Sandman? Yeah good luck with that bud, good luck. Sandman for life
Tomala really thinks xhe deserves to live
>>154135318Chinless goobers, I could heem any muzzrat on earth dead
>>154135297Jiri has never faced a nigerian.
>>154135328i believe ernesto he mowed my lawn very nicely last friday.
do Sergio pettis but with more facial hair and a showtime x2 tattoo
I would love to cum on Diego's moustache while he looks at me with his sultry smile :)
>>154135346why are yts so gay
>>154135362That's the somali dumbass
>>154135346Jon Jones type post.
Devouring fear and painless violence
>>154135398We call them somalidaddies here
ddp wins the rematch petr yan style except he heems cumshot in round 2
no known weaknesses
DDPiggy needs to rematch ozempig and mounjaro I’m afraid
ddp unironically had the best physique in ufc then romero and costa
What Usdaddy BBC does to a pigga….
Big Ol African Cock
>>154135634Biggest retard in the world right now is you sadly.He has some of the worst muscle insertions i have ever seen you're a blind mutilated retard i fear
>>154135665Shota Shawna just started ovulating I fear
>>154135669>mindbroken by ddpmany such cases
>>154135697The only thing mindbroken is Doo Doo Pigssis's g-spot when it experienced a 25min long sissygasm
>>154135398are you calling me a dumbass or the somali a dumbass?
>mindbroken literal faggot
what's the qrd on fugitive sneed on the run in mexico what has he done now
i want to think it involves firearms and those things they drive in the swamps like in the everglades with the big fan behind it you know the thing
Back to back Ls to Merab, hang it up wigga!
pyotr yanbeit
Merab should jump on it
finna ditch the wmma now she's overseas ama
>Tremendous master class, Surreal. You just showed that there are weight classes for a reason. And it looks as though Alex is taking off his gloves. Is there anything you want to say to him if this is his last walk?>Yes, mercy bookoo la mulay baka, Alex.. He accepts the fight on the networks when Tomala ran... Let's let Alex have his le momento.>Well it's an honor to call your fight, sir. I look forward to the reunification.... Alex- wait... uh oh..>SHieeeett Anik, lookey der! TOM'S FINNA TRYNA ENTER THE OCTAGON>Hold on Alex, we'll get back to you- Let him in! >Jon, security ain eem know Tom Aspanol duh champ! ohh hell nnahhhh! Joe tryna bring em in they dont know tom duh champion of duh worl! Poor tom...SOON
Let's go for that
Strickland is going to fucking murder ratlip
>>154135861even you don't believe that
clitland sissys think theyre out of the cage after the fluffy win but thats not their call. khamzat took the key from dricus and hes not getting it back at 328 not never. doomed to be an eternal raped bitch. doomed to forever do cornball shit like pull a gunnat his own birthday party because people dont think hes tough for hard sparring with streamers. sean got raped 20 years ago, sean got raped 20 months ago, and seans getting raped in 20 some days from now. eternally raped bitch
>>154135881You said the same shit when he fought Adesanya thoughever.
>>154135887no need to sign your speech
jotko got cut?!
>>154135893i signed it for sean because hes too busy wiping away tears
>>154135892i only started watching ufc at mma 300
Own your truth, hold space with it
>>154135907That explains a lot actually
Ah, UFC 300*places zyn pouch*now that was a mid card
>>154135938care to extrapolate?
>>154135964Nah
69 days until Gane fights.
>grappling matches
Total Shitty Kickboxing Death
Oldberg is 36 jiri is 33 with longer reach it's over
I simply cannot support Jiri since I've seen his wife.
>>154136100feminine post
Jiri had a daughter that means hes low T
Jewry sucked Adin Ross's mutilated pecker
>>154136100Unfortunate
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Procha-BLAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
aint no body gonna take my stride
>>154136139Wthelly?
*feints the jab*
>>154136151Rovacious pots
Bunda Brasil
What would a /heem/ meetup look like?
>>154136178My arm raised.
>>154136178brown
>>154136180classic fencing response
>>154136178like this
>>154136178jiri is me and wombat is you
>>154136178
Where has Du Piggy gone?
>>154136201Me in the back rizzing the qt
>>154136178Me strangling the life out of spammy
>>154136201Canada, Finland, Me, all the stars
jiri is only a slight favorite despite near universal consensus that carlos is an overrated fraud who is getting exposed? strange!
big worried that it took jiri 200+ sig strikes to heem reyes and he got wobbled and went for a td
>>154136173Need unemployed lesbian gf
>>154136178Only one will survive only to heem himself to the sunrise
>>154136233Yeah Jiri is a bum
>>154136227carlos is a marauder
Dominic reyes vs Johnny walker?
>>154135318Kwabib has 2 chins to compensate for Islam.
>>154136178I would mog everyone there and it would be uncomfy so id take the most feminine of you to go get a blowy
>>154136233that was a better reyes who was ready for war
>>154136178probably something like this
I don't even know how Pereira Vs Gane goes. Gane seems pretty fast and Pereira is pretty stocky now. the worst case scenario is Alex turning out to be fat LHW instead of semi decent HW and Gane going >hon hon hon oui oui Monsieur Alex for 5 rounds and zooming across the octagon. I am gonna break the screen if parlay skids like that.
Talmbout maslobojiv's bitch?
>>154136178There was already a /heem/ meetup, sadly...
Good thread
>>154136475Nerve gas?
i would be a professional ufc fighter but i don't want to get cte
>>154136178Likely ankin to this methinks!!
prime reyes...
aspinall (tom) is a disgrace
>>154136622@grok is this real
whats up with all these fighters hanging out with adin ross.
>>154136685Ari sending his blessed towards the potential golems.
>>154136685you might not have noticed but the helwani are having a pr nightmare so bad that aidin ross is needed to help
>>154136685do NOT investigate the ross rabbitholejust enjoy jiri playing basketball, brotha!
>>154136808can't stand jublis and helwanis together this is only missing a drooling 'caco
>>154136466who won here
>>154136923The fat one for getting a double heem. That's always impressive no matter where you are. The pointing guy was Borischeka's man but he gave her the ick after getting heemed by a foot.
people forget jamahal was the favorite
>>154136827>eye surgery lmao dude literally had lasik to fix an old issue and he’s acting like he got a retina transplant
>>154137024Bookies don’t like Jiri. Rountree-Jiri was close odds too when Jiri shoulda been -400
>>154136685Idk who that kid is but it always annoys me when e-celebs are able to leech onto actual famous people for clout
>>154136233Reyes had a chin before Jiri heemed him Jiri has always been a slow starter he loses almost every round 1. Zero round 1 finishes in UFC
>>154136178Ten autists sitting silently watching fights with one or two guys trying to force /heem/ memes into the conversation and not understanding why everyone is annoyed
Slamdaddy TRVKE
>this morning woke up and the sexy tranny from grindr blocked me>sad most the day>ill never fuck a AAA rated tranny again>somehow fuck an even hotter one a few minutes agoIs God real?
I just dont give a shit
>>154137086Xneed?
>>154137082>You pulled out, and you know itIslam knows it too and he's MAD.
Topiglet ducked.
>>154137107No. Brother I want you to understand. I fucked two once in a lifetime trannies back to back and only one of them ghosted me. My fingers still have troon ass residue as I type!!
remember when jiri hired that homeless lady to pretend she had cancer so everyone would hate jamahal LMAO
slampiggy is never beating the duck allegations no matter how much bullshit he talks. >Featherweight? No brazza give me gaethje>oh that very same featherweight? h-he can come and fight me 2 divisions above his weight. that would be legacy fight.
>>154137134do they sound like meng? or have troon voice or sound like grill?
>>154137178Just dudes in dresses. It's not that deep. Well, not as deep as their voices. KAPOW
>Armdaddy? NOOO I only fight 40 year old geriatrics u no dis brazza >Slamdaddy? Uhhh give me 100 million first!
>>154137178>>154137189I shit you not these ones both had their cocks chopped off(to my minor dismay), both of them hot with big fake bimbo tits these were high dollar top of the line troonsYou could steal my car today I wouldnt even be pissed
jiri was eye poked just as bad as tom and he almost tried to ignore it
>>154137217wait so did you heem their bussy or invertedcockussy?
>>154137247I inverted their bussies with my fist and lemme tell ya, you can kill a man but you can't take away his experiences
>>154137133>today not him
just had a bon gammon sandwitch
>>154137264But you can rob him of his decency as a human being.
Excellent thread faggots
yeah topuria is definitely ducking someone a whole weight class above him man
Id give Thommy Boy some pinkeye if ou know waht I mean! Fuckin konck that doo down and poo right innthateye- Mother Theresa
>>154137082>>154137133Poor islam. Ali's dragging Islam's name through the mud. Someone tell him Daddy Dana already spilled the beans on Islam's 'injury'. This gives me embarrassment goosebumps. Islam doesn't deserve this.
>>154136842Isn't that kind of racist?
>>154136827Strangely echoes the Brock era where sparring partners couldn't punch him flat circle, time; is
>>154137331
>>154137040bappa he lost the first two rounds
goobastank will never fight again
>Time is a flat circleDoes this actually mean anything or is it just something retards say to sound like faggots?
>>154137380>roundstranscend these foolish constructs
>I want to be the deadliest combatant at hand to hand combatChills
>>154137398speaking of costco, how good are those costco sausage, b?
>>154137398Still looking for guidance, b?
he's a goofy fuck he really is
Pisslam and Topiglet playing a lameass game of duck chickenboth bitches!
>>154137480Truth bomb, they're both inactive faggots
>>154137398Yes. r/mma (and heem...) first started saying it when Strickland beat Adesanya. They would make memes of anderson silva losing side by side with izzy losing and say 'time is a le flat circle' and say "whoah life's crazy man". I guess because they're both black lanklets who got old and started to lose? And they didn't expect izzy would ever get old so like the le universe bruhIt's the redditor equivalent of george lucas saying 'it rhymes' for his star track movies but irl.
These niggas real life retarded
Fuck you
>>154137458>no its not me this is islam
>it's the equivalent of [the greatest story teller of all time] saying something is poetic [it was]
>>154137527Yeah but what does it even mean? Like time is cyclical? Why does the circle have to be flat and circles are already by definition flat. The whole phrase doesn't make sense at all.
doo finna pop when he hears about jumbo shrimp
>>154137398It's from a tv show called true detective, it has a depressed faggot in it who keeps repeating that line
Not one funny post all thread. You guys are truly gutterscum.
>>154137623this is a serious thread for adults to discuss mma
these doos read the thread KWAB
nah but why this nigga look like riku
Haha Islam! Poo! Pee! Le Jiri man!Talk about the same shit always its like a FUCKING dive bar in here
>>154137656At least you don't have to hear people talking about their moms in here b
This is the #1 ranked gay thread on all of /heem/.com
>>154137082makes no sense, if thats true how did we end up with Ilia vs Garth then?
>>154137656Fuck off dude
>>154137584It's from the show True Detective. The writer read nietzsche’s Eternal Recurrence and then made it the theme of the season. Just look up Eternal Recurrence, I don't want to be gay and talk about it.
I'm the trvke detective
>*turns on my monitor*>*saw this*wat do?
>>154137728change your wallpaper to a hot grill or a sportscar
>>154137679>"Sometimes people think I'm gay," he said. "A lot of people have asked me if I'm gay. I answer, 'Look, not to my knowledge. But I'm still young, it could be that in the future, I'll find out that I'm gay.' I take good care of my things, I put everything in a bag, I use soap, I put on a cream after training. People think it's capricious. To each his own. Doesn't mean you're more man or less man, more gay or less gay."Anderson is NOT g-ACK!!!
>>154137728You saw a 5'4 skinny fat brown jungle gook chinkoid with yellow stained buckteeth and tiny slit bug eyes
Conor McGregor, Tito Ortiz and Ali Abdelaziz walk into a bar. The three men each take a seat at the bar until the bartender approaches. 'What can I get you?" the bartender asked Conor"I'll have a Proper 12 Irish Whiskey, for I am a proper Irishman." Conor proclaimed, "There is no greater pairing than an Irishman and whiskey."The bartender poured a Proper 12 and served it to Conor."What can I get you?" the bartender asked Tito"I'll take a Corona because I am a Mexican American." Tito replied, "There is a pair I like, Corona beer and Mexican American."The bartender opened a Corona and served it to Tito."What can I get you?" the bartender asked Ali"Allahu Ackbar" Ali shouted as he detonated his suicide vest
>>154137743thanks for the advice, bappa, will do that>>154137762rude
>>154137772how is he still alive today if he detonated his suicide vest
Stop running Pigslam
>>154137792
What the fuck is Timothy going to do?
>>154137728You stop looking at other men? You want to see that when your monitor is off, via the reflection of your blank screen that's turned off.... Fucking goof.
>>154137803You got a little dick!
Time is a jumbo shrimp.
>>154137728Looking good b, peach
>>154137843Finally I understand
the world is some oysters b you puddem up to your lips suck that thang up feel it as it goes down your throat eat the whole world bappa call it a throat goat galactic style
SURPRISE ELBOW
>>154137908look at that lil smile from herz as it lands
>Finally stops running
we will see champ jiri vs champ dricus
Oh shoot my african american brethren, I am currently defecating out of my anal cavity and it certainly feels like I am having an orgasm
>>154137938Post the original.
I AM NOT GAYI have relationships with women and sneed with men
>Daddyna... j-just please give me a boxing payday before Slamdaddy ends my fraudulent piggy career
>>154137380Oh really? So he lost the fight? Crazy i remembered it differently
Is shit nigger going to live rent free in my head for the rest of my life? It feels somehow infinitely worse than 2 girls 1 cup, and I can't even figure out why.
Shit nigguh ye you shitting nigguh
It feel like I'm cumming out my ass
AAA rated troons are better than 99.99999% of womenWhat I've been fucking is better than wokf of wall street margot robbie
Piglets STILL have no answer for this btw.
all i ever wanted is a black grand national
>>154138213Wolf*Im drunk because im king of the fucking world
We got guys here bragging about sucking cock. You literally cannot make this up.
I'm gonna take you somewhere you never wanted to be.
>>154138000Well I got news for yuoThat means youre an weemer
>>154138241A well crafted troon will change your life
VOLUMENGS.
Top 5 fighters Hunter Campbell is working overtime to take down:Ethyn EwingBlaydesTorresMVPJan
>active
Everybody eats bussy
>>154138241Gay generalGay boardGay site
Im out here crossin off my bucket list what you doin gettin rdy 4 work? Lmao
reyes will heem johnny because it will make the main event look better
>>154138241sorry to inform you but this a gay sport and general
bucket list of a NEET:>goon 20 times in one day>leech $100,000 from parents>groom a minor on discord>have sex (paying for it is OKAY!)
>>154138424You're a fucking loser dude
Hey guys my bucketlist number one is to be a cocksucking bumblasting fag! Way to go b now go tell your father
>You're a fucking loser dude
>>154137931>Martins leftovers meh
kevin holland and randy brown will most likely strike each other
Jealous you're all jealousI would be tooThis morning I genuinely thought I'd never fuck a tranny so hot again so long as I live, bitch was a super modelThen LATER THAT DAY! I DO JUST THAT! AN EVEN HOTTER TRANNY!!I mean I tell you it has been a rollercoaster! I was devastated! Then I surpassed!Do you believe in miracles?!
Tom Aspinall sisters he’s back. We are so back. The undisputed GOAT of MMA will soon be in the octagon once more
>Jealous you're all jealous>I would be too>This morning I genuinely thought I'd never fuck a tranny so hot again so long as I live, bitch was a super model>Then LATER THAT DAY! I DO JUST THAT! AN EVEN HOTTER TRANNY!!>I mean I tell you it has been a rollercoaster! I was devastated! Then I surpassed!>Do you believe in miracles?!
>>154138460Oooh this bitch got stung with that one!!
>>154138529Jonny Jones is back?
So Allen is finally fighting Costa huh, i suppose you can't run forever
Great news dad!! I sucked and fucked more cock today!! LFG!!
>>154138218Let's not forget Justin Gaethje. Who islam sayed biggest challenge and biggest fight for legacy ever. I'm not for to like ilia but we can't go against what our lovely Slamdaddy sayed.
>>154138552When Anglo bvll Tommy boy heems ciryl gane in the rematch you will permanently kneel
>he doesn’t know
The only reason to do anything in life is to go back and tell your daddy? Lmao chink mentality.
>When Anglo bvll Tommy boy he- ACK!!!!GODne made that piggy freak look like a clueless tard
No Jones Jones on a white house card is like pancakes without the potatoes
>>154138686
Dana please I need that 50k :(
https://youtube.com/shorts/_YSOqiuBoSM?si=cdozI9-nx7nwR4yH
You're literally retarded for not gaping trannies
>>154138656If Gane was so much better than Tom why did Gane have to cheat and gouge his eyes 3 times and also failed a nut shot too?If Gane was so smart, why did Tom manage to outsmart him and ruin Gane's chance at the belt?Levels to this
>>154138863I been doing that shit for years playa
How I enter /pol/ after binge watching Luke Gets Political the whole weekend
>>154138801>YO DANA I NEED me dat 50gs daddy pls fr muh mama inna trailer>Okay kid. Keep heeming.>DAS RITE>50gS NELKA >MAMAAAAA! Here I gotchu. >Gives momma $350.00>rents shitty low tier sports car>hookers and drugs>gambling>in the hole>repeat
Dana knows giving these CTE riddled roid monkies 50gs or more is a liability so he is helping them out by keeping them poor and hungry
Sup faggots this still up?
Thought ufc was dead b
i fear
>>154139076
Almost got caught shouting I'm gay by my gf close one bros
The left counter will be there for Ulberg
>>154139115One day at a time b
We're in here btwhttps://www.twitch.tv/loltyler1?sr=a
have a little sniff of this team alpha male bros
>>154139119NO ONE does this to Ihor Potieria
>>154139119jiri can eat those shots
If you studied tape you would know Ulberg has this in the bag, the belt will be handed to him on a silver platter
>>154139161Jiri can eat my shorts, man
life and death with the crumbling dusty skeleton of jan błachowicz...
>>154139248talmbout alex b? talmbout big ank?
This is just an hole we yell into. Is anyoen wven reading this
There is question marks all over this fight, Ulberg is completely underestimated by cazzies cause he doesn't larp with an anime sword and it kinda reminds me of Tom vs Gane 8 months ago when every bumtuber and his sister on twitter counted Gane out and kept glazing tom and now that Gane exposed him, all that got memoryholled, Glover and Khalil showed the way to beat him, i hope Ulberg doesn't do anything stupid like gas himself out in the 4th and 5th by chasing a finish and just cruise those rounds, my only fear is his coach giving him bad advice
Not everyone has seen Glover, he has been dealing with visa issues
getting point fought to a decision loss is a choice. sad that fans are so mind raped by fighters.
Once Glover comes over LHW will be saved b talmbout the Brazilian Mike Tyson
Ulberg needs to secure the first 2, take a step back in the 3rd, get the 4th and completely stay on the back foot in the final round, if the czechslovakian shaolin monk chases a finish in that round Ulberg's left counter will be there to salute his chin to the ming dynasty
Jan Blachowicz has another championship run left in him
Ulberg by falling piano
Favorite decision fighters? Henderson, Edgar, Tibau.
>45 year old Yan Blackwhorepiss is ranked #5Just give the LHW belt to Zatdaddy already.
when i look at u i c a bitch
>Fan Questions: Are Casual Fans Running the UFCtalmbout fuggin casuals b
>>154139385Yeah Schaub has been grasping at straws lately, ess tawlf
The Apex should be made a national treasure by Trump
Ulberg by boring everyone to death, becomes the champ of every division FlW-HW because everyone else is dead
yeah ive been a schaub guy always have b buncha haters try to knot the hustle but you don’t have the skills to tie this
>>154139401>>i get this all the time give b a second shot he’s sawl good fur it
What’s stopping the ufc from doing every event on the White House lawn? Huh? What’s stopping them I wanna know. Someone, tell me, I wanna know!
Apex Twin
da fuq dana gonna do
b you don’t like anyone?
no one but The Punk Thomson b
Heem changed up man y'all used to have the gift of the gab now it's just the gift of the kwab
jiri will point fight ulberg to a unanimous 49-46 victory and then call out jacoby
i dont know about this doo bloggin about fugging trannies b
>>154139493He sounds based
mvp could beat ulberg at catchweight
>>154139521Id probably take MVP to beat Aspinal. Think about it.
MVP should fight in MVP
>>154139532Nah fuck that!
Homosexual MVP's from Outer Space
>>154139534Why has your drug addled mind fixated on this phrase to the point you need to post it 50 times per day?
MVP holds a near and dear spot to my heart. He influences me in the cage. His style is mesmerizing. The ultimate pleb filter
>be Edgar>live in New Mexico >own shitty Infiniti >decide to pickup other Edgar’s and drive Infiniti around>getting late with heavy Edgar energy >see swerving lights coming up fast >OH SHIT ITS THE CO->Ford Raptor runs red >light turns green shortly after >oh shit yo dis foo drunk LESS GOO CATCH EM >Edgars give chase to the Raptor >The Raptor begins to swerve>Raptors lights are gone >out of sight>gone>Edgars begin to howl in victory as they are the only drunks on the road>suddenly a light nudge>Driving Edgar looks at speed and they’re going 80>another nudge>Backseat Edgar loses his shit>Ford Raptor high beams hit >carload of Edgars now see a Drunk Jon Jones behind the wheel of an all new, 2026 Ford F-150 Raptor.
dont be afraid because i heemed u that one time, dont worry i wont hurt u bro
It's pretty hilarious that reddit retards can't see that Gane will absolutely dog walk Pereddit with his superior footwork, fluidic motion, impregnable head movement, and sharpshooter jab.
Montel Vontavious PorterMichael Venom Page Most Valuable Promotions >MVP
the key to good top pressure is to picture a vagina underneath you at all time and its your goal to bottom out but your opponents pussy is a black hole. youre not just putting pressure into them, youre trying to fuck the ground and theyre in the way
Pereira def. Gane by TKO (splinter in toe)
Leaf post quality at an all time low
>>154139573your opponent is a man and that's gay as shid
Gane has sum mUAy THaI! clinchgear to work on peloton
>>154139578you wouldnt get it you dont train
>>154139578you're supposed to fuck them into a woman
>>154139579Hes Bangkok ready
>>154139587
MVP being managed by MVP fighting Ronnie Van Zant and being managed by Ellen Page Van Zant on the next MVP mma card.
https://x.com/AmericaPapaBear/status/2041219314427285576leaked footage of Poatan vs Gane (Gane is the mom obviously)
Gone are the days of paying a man to beat up your bitch
MVP DDP PVZ BPD
>>154139602Why wouldn't that greedy bitch just feed the poor boy?
Ye olde decision
ddp getting held down for 5 rounds by zatdaddy = caged taira gettin g knocked the fuck out by van = clipped
Single. 70. Looking to adult hot adult males, preferably Canadian, preferably trained in martial arts. Not gay, but looking for male. Anyone know where a 70 year old can find a hot Canadian that trains mma?
why does mma have the gayest fans and not celebrate with a pride cage
>>154139602When mom only buys me 1 large meatlovers pizza instead of 2:
drunk jones can be baited into fighting fans
>>154139150yjk
>The Hammer >Bones>The Filipino Wrecking Machine >The Natural Born Killer >Killa Bee
if War Machine wouldn’t have lost his shit I’m convinced he gets Bellator gold
A lot of people ask War Machine, but no one really ever asks the Why Machine. Think about that next time before you beat the shit out of sex workers and you might just have what it takes to make it in the fight game
Modern Marvels Machine was kino
talmbout chase sherman tanks b
I enjoy shitting myself for fun, Tom Aspinall, and the fine arts
War Machine and Garth have a lot in commonBoth are half german half mexicanBoth are chudsBoth have crippled someoneBoth have shilled condomsWar machine represents the darkness of humanity while Garth reps the positive side
izzy is essentially vince carter
>>154139738Tom Aspinal or as you call him "dad"
belals plan is far from over
carlos ulberg is essentially vince mcmahon
carlos ulberg is a classic "real athlete thinks mma will be easy" kinda fucker who cannot survive against a real warrior in his prime like jerky
>>154139812It snows in hell.
nah but why it's snowing in april
>fat Pereddit will beat lean 250 lb GODne who is sculpted like a marble statue of Heracl- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
>>154139817Not in Vancouver maybe in shithoel Ontario get fucked bud. Respectfully.
It's actually fucking crazy how hard GOATne mogged Turdmala here.
Vancouver and Ontario are both garbage full of chinks and jeets, couldn't pay me to live there
>>154139832oh no ill go cry in the millions of acres of crown land available
Should Trump make Canada the 51st state or nah?
>>154139838it's hard to accept that physique is the only thing that matters in mma
>>154139849You mean 52st?
>>154139856Huh?
>>154139862What?
>>154139862there's already 51 states if you include the absolute state of you lads
holy shit!!!
>>154139866What are you talking about?
>>154139882Nothing.
>>154139840Nobody even cares about whatever buttfuck flyover state you live in, cumskin faggot. Respectfully.
Went to Canada one time. Hated it from start to finish. Food sucked. Beer sucked. People sucked. Should’ve saved the money and went to Brazil for proper trashy
>>154139876>it is alllll ovvvvvver
>thinking Jiri is goodPrime Jones, Jan, Glover, Rumble, Jamahal Hill, Ankalaev, Pereira, and current Ulberg beat him.
>>154139926Cool story spic.
>>154139935Yeah but he's a heckin le Samurai!
>be third world canada >talk first world shit >get first world burns >be canada with third world aid Mixed Martial Arts is a bitch for third worlders
>>154139935jiri would walk through pereira
>>154139942That's luke rockhold dummy
Ulberg will win this for the island. Can’t stop talking about this fight you can see why they made it
me to jiri haters
mike mallott is a prospect. 34 is young
>>154139956OHHHHH HES DOWN HES DOWN
>>154139960We’ve seen Canadian prospects age differently. They don’t peak until about 38-40 right when gap decided to unretire. The cold freezes you guys out, makes sense with the heavy decisions that come from Canada.
>Be mutt>catch cold>have to pay $500,000 to get treated by Juan Mendez, MD or die
When I see a prospect I think of Jon Jones. When I hear a prospect I feel Jon Jones. When a prospect hits me with a spinning elbow? Now that’s Jon Jones
>>154139829Izzy objectively is one of the few fighters who helped shape MMA, had he not done that interview where he punked pereira with the ''i beat that guy one time'' line, poatan would never have come to MMA and by extension the arrow knockout wouldn't have happened, the Peireira Jiri fights, the Ank fights, the upcoming Gane fight wouldn't have happened either, Volk is similar in that way in the sense that his fights always have high stakes in them, too many people rejoicing in Izzy's downfall rn, what do you get? you get some pussy who gets gifted a belt and cowers out in round 1 when he realizes he is getting outclassed
Greg Jackson drinks alone. For all that he has won, he sure has lost a lot. Why did Cowboy choke every big fight
asking again why dana doesnt have reebok produce UFC hijab
>>154140009Cowboy has a win over Benson and Eddie Alvarez. Could have been champ in WEC when their lightweight class was legit. The rest of the guys were bad matchups for him. Dos Anjos was a blatant roidbaby though
>>154140003no wonder i started boying jizzy around when he fought pereira.
>>154140003Khabib loses to Tony. Moves up to WW. Khabib loses to Twood and Usman. Moves up to MW. Khabib loses to Izzy and Anderson. Retires. Thank Izzy
remember when abdulmanap said jon jones got his gifts from god himself? chills.
>>154140035Cowboy had a great run but that Diaz fight sealed it for me. He does his entire tough guy bitch face and gets fucking worked by a negative chested mush mouth Stockton fag boy. >WEC JAMIE VARNER
what you think jon heems his meng to?
