I remember Buffalo editionLast time >>154130564
benis :D
/KRAK/
This is a dishonest thread.
Eh?
>actually accepting this threadthis general used to have principles
For me, it's "Escape is at Hand for the Traveling Man"
>>154137501/hoc/ has embraced recycling
>>154137065Is the “awarding of the 3 stars” the dumbest thing in hockey it’s even more childish and unnecessary than the stuffed animals at the gold medal game
>>154137501That's a lie, and you know it
>>154137516recycling is much better than a thread made at 450
>>154137477jets need two bullshit penalties to score on this shit team
>>154137194Palantir, xkeyscore, DDoS attacks, spearphishing, and l33t h4xx1ng.
>>154137516earth day is coming up
>>154137547Actually I think they just looked up the credit card associated with the seat purchase
a smile from connor might be good
>>154137525Losing for Silver is pretty dumb. leads to too many salty vaginas
>>154137574>thinner...
>>154137574nothing to smile about in his life.
>>154137567so is bogo jersey day at chipotle
>>154137568Nah dude I know some guys in the nsa and that's what they did. Dude trust me dude I know, ackshually.
Minmaxxing on offense won't fix your goalie or defense issue. Just look at Oilers, why the league doesn't understand this?
>>154137574even he knows he's a bust
Buffalofags, if I started half-following Buffalo when they drafted Dahlin then really started watching a significant chunk of their games 2-3 years ago can I avoid the bandwagoner tag?For clarification, I was watching them partly as a joke specifically because they were shit until the point where I was getting legitimately angry over them being so shit despite having a very workable team. I already follow a team but this was one of those "whoops, I accidentally became emotionally invested in the sick puppy" situations.
>>154137591He’ll smile when he comes to play for my Bolts
>>154137611then enjoy watching the team in playoffs :)
>>154137610He knows he's Lauren Kyle McDavid's beard, and the hockey thing is just to pay for her projects
>>154137611You’re 100% a bandwagon fan but who cares
>>154137604it takes a certain kind of psychopath to coach a glass cannon roster to its full potential. woodcroft was the last. we'll never see that lunacy ever again.
>>154137615No, the McFranchise is finally coming home...
>>154137638he regrets not marrying draisaitl and having passionate gay sex every night
>>154137666checked, ladies
shit thread shit games
>>154137666
Did the habs inherit the leafs curse of 1 round exits now that leafs are done, there needs to one
floplin silverbrini plays our bedsy in an hour
>>154137687boltZ vs dabres has been fun
>>154137707I wish I knew how to unfuck pekka English, but I'm pretty sure I agree with him
It's Dyngus Day in Buffalo. All the Pollacks in the city are getting shit faced on a work night!
>>154137731think how many heated rivalry fanfics were already made about this picture
>>154137750hopefully drinking genesee cream ale instead of fucking labatt
>>154137750neat
>>154137770They'll drink anything to chase the bathtub krupnik
>>154137785It is. You get to thwack women with tree branches and throw water at 'em.
>>154137770I haven't had that in years, might need to pick up a sixer.
t-minus 1 and 1/2 hours until whiskey and beer time
At the punk show rn
>>154137903what's wrong with drinking now?
>>154137920@ work
>>154137913which show bud
>>154137920You mean besides it being a weekday? nothing if you're unemployed
stephanies promo on liv was dimes
>>154137960>le weekdaypussy
I'm killing some yuenglings
>>154137960It's Dyngus Day, you can drink on a holiday.
krebs is dead
>>154137954You're not here lol. There's like 30 people max, probably lessSheer Terror lol. Come at me broooo
pontus holmberg ded
>>154137984Perry gonna throw his purse at him?
>>154137972Making excuses to drink is something alcoholics do, Pope Leo
>>154138006That's Uncle Leo to you
>>154137990retard
>>154138006
>>154137990based! have fun :)
>>154138006luv beers simple as
>>154138143
Pope Leo Komarov
>blots
>>154138006I'm da woke pope go bears
/hoc/ is for White Anglo-Saxon Protestants
KRAKEN SSCCAARRR!! Only need one more to tie up the two refgoals!!
bolts lostdont ever talk smack about finnish goaltending again
>>154138171Didn’t UPL give up 6 or 7 goals in their last game?
>>154138182
>>154138167/hoc/ is catholic
>>154138017kek
krakkies suck
Panthers WAGs all got pregnant
>>154138219jets need refpuck to beat them this season
>>154138240all mine
>>154138193I should join a knights of columbus
>>154138171AND FINLAND WINS AGAIN :DDDD
/hoc/ is for Gary and for Mammon, goyim
>>154138240>*shoots a puck at your gut*
>>154138240pregnant women kind of freak me outeven being around them for months straight didn't help
>>154138281And by puck I mean
Example: Andersson was scoring at a 51 point pace with Calgary before the trade, and 38 point pace with Vegas after, so I wrote it as 38P ( -13 ).OUT:Andersson: 38P ( -13 )Kadri: 49P ( -6 )Weegar: 25P ( -4 )Huberdeau: 42PIN:Strome: 60P ( +38 )Maatta: 60P ( +56 )Whitecloud: 20P ( +8 )Olofsson: 35P ( +1 )Othmann: 82P ( +77 )---Forwards:Frost: 66P ( +27 )Coleman: 60P ( +23 )Farabee: 60P ( +26 )Gridin: 58P ( +26 )Coronato: 55P ( +14 )Beecher: 49P ( +38 )Backlund: 33P ( -14 )Sharangovich: 33P ( +1 )Klapka: 17P ( -1 )Pospisil: 16P ( +8 )Zary: 8P ( -24 )Lomberg: 0P ( -14 )Defense:Brzustewicz: 33P ( +24 )Parekh: 30P ( +25 )Kuznetsov: 24P ( +7 )Bahl: 22P ( +3 )Pachal: 11P ( +2 )Hanley: 0P ( -10 )No, big surprises here, Frost, Coleman, Farabee, and Gridin have really enjoyed the increased opportunity. The veterans we traded for have been lights out. Meanwhile the younger D like Parekh, and Brzustewicz have started putting up some points. I was a bit surprised by Backlund and Zary being down, but the team chemistry is off the charts to finish off this season.
>>154138286You're not SUPPOSED to be 'ok' with it, crazy women full of hormones are an annoyance
>>154138240based! the kitties should teach crosby how to reproduce
didnt ask
alberto del rio beat his wife again
>>154138240arr rook the same
My penguins (:
>>154138317Based
>>154138317pin or submission?
>>154138346i quit match
>>154138310Stfu
>>154138328https://youtu.be/xWf8JcRsq9k
>>154138317in Mario Kart?
>>154138328all nhl players date the same blonde bimbo
if all those bitches look the same to you you might have face blindness
>>154138383I always thought that "non-dairy creamer" line was sort of ironic cause you're far more likely to meet a lactose-intolerant person in China than you are in America
>>154138214
>>154138394in mexico
my sharksies! :)
you suck, Seattle
>>154138486jets had to be handed this game by the refs, enjoy watching golf this summer
MY TEAM IS SHIT AND RUN BY A RETARD
>>154138492Biz and then Biz a second and third time
can the jets actually make a miracle run into playoffs?
>>154138509sure
we like biz here
>>154138504I think Biz is funny
>>154138492I don't believe in silencing canadian voices
>marner>torts >carter hartVegas are going to win the cup, aren't they?
>>154138532we can only hope
>>154138525<3
>>154138492Maclean, Miller, and Duthie. Time for those fags to go.
No boom boom with soul brother
>>154138532imagine the memes if they do
>>154138509>into the playoffsmaybe>in the playoffslol lmao
>>154138492biz and bieksa twice
>>154138557too beaucoup?
haved bedard and celebrini made out yet
haved
>>154138557>>154138577I always thought that "too beaucoup" line was sort of ironic cause "beaucoup" is colloquial French for "too big" so that Vietnamese hooker was speaking French wrong in a French colony
>>154138633nah celebrini belongs to will smith
>>154138492Gord Miller is the only guy on this list I hate. The others are actually great broadcasters. Ray especially.
>>154138674>t. pierre maguire
Huomenta but the opposite I pray for good news tomorrow :)
remember when the mild signed suter and parise to those albatross contracts that crippled their team for decades kwab go avs
>>154138689
>>154138689sweet dreams
>>154138702They did it again with Kaprizov kek.
>shorks
just got blazed like my Flames haha
>>154138823
>>154138702my dream is to be heinously overpaid in a country club-style workplace environment
heard punk called him pat magafee kek
>>154138749>laffs
>>154138492how did they not include craig simpson
I beat the wheels of Bissfaggot and told The Rat.
wil farrel spotted
based brownie
GKG
The chances of the LA/Nashville game going OT are about -500
>chiraq
some say he may never but again
>>154139152
my sharkies :)
>>154139202thank you
>>154137065Reporting in to say the wedding was a great success:) I may consider hosting weddings professionally.
>>154139226Don’t know what you’re talking about
>>154139202me when I'm reading /hoc/ posts
>>154139235well, clearly he wasn't talking to you
>>154139235I hosted a wedding on Easter at my home and it was beautiful.
>>154139202even habs players hate habs fans
>>154139250He was talking to all of us you retard>>154139258Good for I guess
>>154139226congrats whats his name?
1. teach all the Hasb players and coaches sign language 2. get them all noise-canceling headphones 3. pay me a butt ton of money for my fantastic idea, Gary
He essentially got fired because Jack Hughes can't stay healthy.
>>154139336With Jews you lose (except for national team)
can't stop thinkin about pucks, lads
my sherwood :)
>>154139336not going to pretend I am a brenden dillon and brett pesce scholar, or that they didn't need boring veteran stay at home defensemen, but that team's capfriendly page is absolute dogwater
>blackcawks
/hoc/bros are the Blackhawks this ass or are the Sharks finally in the elite tier?
>>154139395You don't think a SV% of .885 deserves a raise?
>the shitty of shitcongo>conor bustard
bedsy needs to go to a cup contender team like the edmonton oilers
>>154139467I was thinking he waits it out in Chicago while the Canucks rebuild and then signs in Vancouver when the rebuild begins to emerge as a real team.
>>154139481no twink will escape grier's reach
>>154139387And these pucks you speak of, are they in the room with you now? Can you see them?
part-time hockey, full time vibesthat's the chicagoan way
Sharks! :D
>>154139592Still won’t make the playoffs
elegant tradwife smitty finally got his 100 even though he fucked up by not doing it on pride nightmeanwhile>get a free power play by tripping yourself>>154139597they are doing a complicated tank that allows mack to be in the hart conversation while also finishing low enough for a good pick.
these blackhawks suck out loud
>>154139597Probably so I'm going to enjoy these goals until then
>>154139606Correction, they are sucking a steady, low hum, and there's a little interference
Yawn... can we fast forward to the 'hawks drafting mckenna?
What the fuck is the Blackhawks problem?
>>154139631They suck
>>154139636Just like my Islanders
Make it stop
>>154139636Is hockey that hard a sport? Why can't they just be good like other teams? You skate and shoot the puck then get paid millions hurr durr
my guy!
>>154139653Brother you can't even skate
'ack 'brini
>>154139648You ever feel like sometimes Chicago is just cursed after 2016?
>>154139657Why isn't she blonde?
>>154139659I'm not the one being paid millions to lose every night. So tell me what the fuck is the Blackhawks excuse?
>>154139672you do it for free
>>154139668She's a Bionicle, just wait, and she'll swap a blonde wig in a half a Jif> Why do people want plastic women?
>>154139678Answer the question. Why is it so hard for Bedard and his fellow millionaires in Chicago to just skate and shoot a puck? What the fuck is their problem?
>JUST ANSWER THE GOD DAMN QUESTION, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!! WHY!! WHY!!!
>>154139702All you do is skate around and then use a stick to shoot the puck What so hard about it that they lose every day?
>>154139653Retard. Any scrub can "skate and shoot the puck". It just gets exponentially harder when others get paid millions to stop you
You now remember when Crosby and Ovechkin each had a hattrick in the same game. The zoom zoom shits Bedard and Celebrini can only muster up 1 secondary assist each.
>>154139707because they suck, and that's face value Chicago: take it or leave it, kid
Flames are still not eliminated leafs have been eliminated for a week nowlol
mcdavid boomed the league his sophomore year. you don't see that type of dominance anymore.
LOL Chicongo is absolute ASS
drank of bunch of beer and ate a bunch of cheese balls and my tummy hurts go sharks fuck the blackhawks bedard is a bitch
>>154139721What about Matthew Schaefer?
>>154139719The Pacific is so asscheeks
>Illinois sports teams
>>154139712you mean when they had much better help?
Yeah, I'm beginning to think that San Jose is for real.
a team can only achieve real nigga status if they beat the avs
>>154139727
FUCK this is where the sharks fuck up
I want Orlov dead
That's what happens when you flop and get away with it once, you don't get another call all game buddy
>>154139749When was the last time New York had any championship rings to cheer about? In any sport?
>>154139712As if Celebrini has "Connor Bedard" circled on his calendar
What if the crosby ovechkin rivalry was gay
congratulations to the fresh princess>>154139779impossible, crosby already has a russian husbando
>>154139777our sharkies :)
bedsy was such a gangster for that #neverquit #hustlermentality
OUR San Jose Sharkies :) are make the 'yoffs just to be obliterated by the Avs :( but at least they are making he 'ffs :)
>>154139765
>>154139790The whole point of making the playoffs is so that Celebrini wins the Hart.
>>154139790That spot belongs to our preds lil bro
>>154139802Even if they miss he should win it anyways and I'm not just saying that because I follow the >shorks. He singlehandedly doubled (almost) their wins from last year. McGaykid, Kuch, and MacSilver all have extensive help, Celebrini has Smith and Graf carrying the defense when Celebrini is busy. It's pretty cut and dry.
>>154139790>just to be obliterated by the softpusysNah, y'all got this.
oh great the schizo is here
>raped bitch is thirsty for morekek. sofpooooooosay.
>>154139859Can you drop this act? You'll never become renown like TRB.
Anyways, here's more webms to laugh at.
Might be a chilly April 9th. Also why does the game start at 6:45?
>>154139888czeq'd
>>154139899
>>154139909triggered by your loss again kwarb
we need more women in the nhl
Tom Wilson needs a skate blade to the neck
Oh, thank god, Gary is going to give us a Gary Time tonightI was worried he was gonna water down the overtime percentage
we need more men in my butthole
Kings and Preds are conspiring to fuck over the Sharks
>sharks win>preds/kings goes to overtimeKwab
Being a shorks fan is pain
What's a Laking?
wow the kings go to overtime what a fucking shock thanks gary
The kings only have 19 regulation wins, kek
>>154139917We need an Army of Ice Girls, classy ones, so we stand out from the KHL and their Ice Strippers>dance troupes, gymnastics performances, and the like, we could potentially change the intermission entertainment fundamentally >and Gary could employ thousands of women this way and move away from the broadcaster seat entirely, not that anybody would stand that completely, in fact, it's Women, and it's Change, so getting to hear somebody complain
get saros'd
>>154139944And 19 OT/SO losses
Pretty good to be honest
G A R YO U T
Sharks are out because Asskarov couldn't stop a beach ball
more kongs garyslop
the kingas literally have the third lowest amounts of wins the west but are still in playoff position because of gary points the kangz alone should force the league to look at how they award points
Deal With It.
Juicy can't win with these cats
>>154140010He would have stopped that Kempe goal if he were normal sized
>>154140012DoubtKempe used fastball which makes him FAST
Can't do anything when someone is F A S TF A S T B A L L
Fastbros, we won
Other than your own team, who do you want to see win the draft lottery?
>the Kings somehow won two games in a row
muh kongs won in ot lfg
>>154140045my other team
Hawks were the better team by far desu every whistle went the Sharks way. Oh well thanks for McKenna , hawks still own you
>>154140065go to bed fraser
It’s up
>>154140065hey that's great, how about this though:fuck you, you suck and you lost
it's okay bedsy you're still /ourboy/
We won boys. We beat Nashville for the right to get curb stomped by Colorado
hope roxy isn't ded after that headbutt kek
>>154140176At least it won’t be Edmonton again
What’s the point in firing general managers and coaches with a few games left in the season?
>>154140203coaches? trying to salvage the season. gms? showing change going into the offseason after failure.
>>154140203Las Vegas did it and it's a copycat league so all the other teams figured why not give it a try.
raw was kino
>>154140210Kino means shit
>>154140221maybe on planet gayew kwab tiny lost btw
>>154140222still vince
>>154140210Did anything cool happen
I ask myself who still watches that Ruthless Depression crap and it makes me disappointed it's you guys
>>154140238great punk promo, oba brock brawl at the contract signing, demon balor will fight dom, it was a good show. stephanie accidentally may have killed liv and roxanne.
>>154140253Cool glad you had fun bro
>>154140096Hawks won
