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'stros
>>154138896My Gaydres :)
I can't wait for the lockout and I hope it never ends.
doggie doos
>>154138911What lockout?
Yanks, Schlittler bump day.
>>154138896>met an indian wearing a yankees hat in town today>called him derek jeeter>he didnt get it so i had to explain the joke>'oh, i dont watch baseball'what can i learn from this going forward?
Jays definitely got the dome closed today
>>154141425Smart, real ball knowers agree.
>>154141455Racial animosity
>>154141455Why are you an Incel?
Where my other division leading bros at?
Are the Reds the best team? (Y/N)
>>154141355It's traditional in baseball for the veterans to lock the rookies outside of the clubhouse during the sex meetings
>>154141474It’s an injun world /mlb/ is just living in it
>>154141475
Bbtftf?
I heard Gausman might get pulled in the third with the itis.
>>154138929I'd smooch her desu
>>154138896I’m a gay pirates fan!
Are jays fans still high from making it to game 7 or has the hype died down?
I thought Lindor was the captain.
>>154141475>7-3 while having the 2nd fewest runs scoredImpossible to say. It's just as likely the pitching falls apart as it is for the offense to become league average.
>>154141475Yes, they’ll make the World Series this year.
>>154141508The Mets have abolished hierarchy.
>>154141513Shut up doomer
>>154141508Lindor is the whiny faggot of the team
braves are #1 in MLB in Team ERA and #1 in Defensive efficiency.
is this nu tho?
Hi /mlb/ should I root for this year
>>154141532>#1 in Emphatically Rimming Assholesmy bravies :)
>>154141553nah root for next year instead
>>154141532And #4 in the NL East
>>154141554They dont even ask you to wipe before
>>154141557Sounds good, thanks
>>154141557this but unironically. cappies want a lockout.
I'm a female Cubs girl woman
>>154141617*gulps*
Mariners broke this kid
>Savant is finally defaulting to 2026 stats now that they have enough datawell, I know how I'm spending the next hour
>>154141660Jared Kelenic won a playoff series with the Mariners thoughbeit.
>lose Justin Steele and Cade Horton in April in back to back years
good morning mariners
>>154141660>be 27>look 35How?
>>154141699There's nothing good about it.
>>154141700>be 27>look 16
>>154141711This is white washing.
>>154141711He looks 27 though.
>>154138896Realistically, how do my Jaysies salvage the season and get pitchers?
>>154141654My wife :)
>>154141674How are you spending it?
>>154141719kek uncle ben, aunt jemima, and the injun butter girl btfo
>>154141719He’s not white, he’s Dominican.
>>154141406Holy based may the Lord bless you with a big haul
do you prefer baseball or sex?
https://youtube.com/shorts/PMDgcfLWaeQ?si=60PfN2PvkyiTyBOV
>>154141777yes
THIS IS AN INJUSTICE. ITS SO NOT RIGHT ITS TOTALLY UNFAIR
>>154141777I prefer holding Alice’s hand as we walk to the ballpark together :)
>>154141814You are Alice, you freak.
>>154141810FREE THE MARINERSFREE THE MARINERS FREE THE MA-UUUUUUUHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>154141824When men on the chessboard Get up and tell you where to goooooo.And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom And your mind is moving looooowwww.Go ask Alice!I think she’ll knoooooowwwwwww…
>>154141864>t. Alice
For me, it’s sex in the Wrigley Field men’s restroom.
>>154141872especially when the braves are in town
Teams are still up there>Dodgers>Yankees>BrewersTeams are making a rise>Pirates>Marlins>BravesTeams are trending downwards>Blue Jays>Cubs>Red Soxs
>>154141895Top game yesterday https://youtu.be/iSUe_834s4s?si=CRpoTBxAnWAp6diV
>>154141871Im sorry but that logic and proportion has fallen softly dead
>>154141927>t. Alice
Blue Gays
>>154141895Cubs got fucked, it’s a total miscarriage of justice and an insult to the American people!
>>154141895Jeetcord hatewatch guide
Good guys:CubsMetsMariners Red Sox Bad guys:Yankees MetsDodgersBlue jays TBD guys:Orioles MarlinsBraves
Activate Plan Ryan
I kind of want to watch the Doyers play the Blue Jays again tomorrow just for the lols
>>154142010What about today?
>>154142049that would be truly unhinged
>>154141958>blue jeets
I hate the San Francisco Giants.
>>154141992>>154142103Nobody cares
>>154141982Mets are both good and bad?
>>154141982Os might be the only team in the al east to be able to beat the Yankees. Although desu I am not optimistic about this
Cubs are the good girls
https://blogs.fangraphs.com/jo-adell-gets-robbed/Win Probability Added of Adell's catches
>>154141766thank you i found a bunch of big yellow ones and my dad found small greys. will have a great meal tomorrow
Angels bros when do >we start to get cocky?
>>154142318angels aint it
The girls in Wrigleyville are puttin in work!!
>be black>rob home runs
>>154142341>be black>steal bases
>>154142318Just do it now. Sure the team will suck in two weeks, but just own it for right now.
do not bunt against me or my son ever again
AND THE KWABOOTY OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO
>>154142318when you inevitably sweep my doggie doos
Ohio WS this year
mets on at 4 instead of 7, don't forget to adjust your schedule
>>154142379>6.6%yeah im likin those odds
>>154142379Overrating Braves and Pirates, underrating Reds and Padres
fewer drunk bastards yelling at the guardians game today. let's see if it stays that way
>>154142420we dont use that word here
>"There’s always thought, but we’ve been excited about Juan for a long time," Vogt said. "This is about Juan Brito. Travis [Bazzana] is going to help us win a lot of games, but this is Juan Brito’s turn."
>>154141521It's not dooming, it's fence sitting. Retard.
I prefer sitting on fence posts
>>154142433you're right, I'm sorry. At the Indians game*
>>154141654penis status?
>>154142484that's problematic...
>>154142497now nobody thinks about native americans or even remembers they exist. good going, dummies
>>154142407>poodres
not even close, umpie
Anthony freakin’ Recker‘Nuff said
>>154142379poodres lol
Jose Soriano WILL win the Cy Young
>>154142379>Cubs>37.1Thats way too high.
>>154142516Look at that list. Braves are a joke, maybe the worst SP depth in the league. Pirates finished 20 games below .500 but Ryan O'Hearn, Brandon Lowe, and the corpse of Ozuna are supposed to propel them to the playoffs. Do you really see the Cubs as 2/3rds as likely to make the playoffs as the Pirates? Or the Brewers being marginally more likely than the Pirates?
For me it's nintendo, the sandlot, walkable cities, rick and morty, r/twoXchromosomes, and the chicago freakin cubbies
>dead thread during Guardsballwe will remind them
Doyers
>>154142619recker had a point
When will Mcgwire and bonds get on the HOF ballot?
>102 pitches>5.2 IP
>>154142804remind of us of what?
>burning yamamoto on this shit teamare you guys sure? maybe start rojas on the mound
David Lynch is alive, and he's pitching for the royals
>>154143012Gabriel Arias has a homerun against Yamamoto, anon. Gabriel Arias.
shoutout to andyP and freddieFree for hitting those doubles off the tim horton's sign, thus, giving them free advertisement. YOU'RE WELCOME CANADIANS
>>154143036I dunno man I seen that chinaman do some crazy anime shit a few months ago
>>154141532Yeah but they only have 1 guy that can hit
>>154143012Dodgers 2-1 loss inc
uh oh fellow, doggie doos>yamamoto run supportwill it happen again?
>>154143122I'm not attending todays game so it's possible. The Rockies series went exactly like this. I am going to tomorrows game. Bet accordingly.
KC takes this one easily
>>154143361you're gonna need more hits than that one homerun
>>154143406Pasquantino is due
I wonder how many kids of ballplayers are born in April. I have 2 guys on my fantasy team taking paternity leave this last week and I did the math, All star weekend was 9 months ago.
Austin "Intangibles" Hedges
jokes on them I knocked up both their wives
>white soxit's so over again
This bum indians pitcher ever considered throwing a strike
>Bobby Shit
kek umpies trying to gift a win to the queerdians. no way that bum catcher threw himout
Fire Jensen into the sun
>>154143530every time he threw one, they swung. that can't be good
Easy 1,2,3 inning for Mears
>>154143012they're sending a message
>MIL@BOSHUGE game for the league tonight
>having a mound meeting to beat a rookie
it worked. young fella is frazzled
It's time to pull this bum Mears.
whats the score
the Bunting Brothers
I want to watch baseball.
>>154143741what will he do next?!
goddamn ABS
>Mets retiring Carlos Beltran's number pathetic.
Obvious strike there but again the umpies trying to gift the win to the indians so they can get out of there and molest some children
>>154143864he'll always be a giant to me
hey it's Cade "One Run Every 9th Inning" Smith
sick ab for gunnar
>13 strikeouts>still probably gonna losethat's Guardsball, baby
How did this midget get into the league
darude - sandstorm
Charlie Sheen is rolling in his grave over the state of Indians baseball
shouldn't we save our "best" pitcher for when they start with a free RISP
>>154144003I think more of Platoon for him
oh no not a sidearm meme just play vanilla baseball and win stop the gimmicks
>juan burritohighly offensive
It's a new day it's a new ball game
bro's name is kayfus
>>154143994>boomer musicgrandpa, please
>naylori hardly know her
>4 BBs>6 KsDo the white Sox have the adam dunn of pitching?
>>154143826why is he eating glue? is he retard?
>>154144180They are called the tardinals
>Royals chokehttps://youtu.be/4IU1ZdDfXTY
injuns walk it off
kansas shitty
>kansass shitty
WALK THEM OFF, ROCCHIOOOOOOOOO
It's time to relegate KC to MiLB
>>154144237This but the Red Sox
>>154144198gay louis lol
o's/white sox
My Jaysies might field a AAA team today
>>154144246>lolkek
Apparently Brito got called up instead of Bazzana so that Bazzana can spend a few months learning spanish
>>154144248extremely shit teams
LET'S GO METS
1-Hitter by the 'dians
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOsqFO0eSZg
>>154144246
>>154144317I look like that and do that
>>154144304no hitters by committee dont count anyway so its better to give one up just to avoid having to have this awkward conversation with fans who try and celebrate like its a real no hitter
>>154144317You do realize that the Mets do this too right? You can't throw stones from glass houses.
>>154144330I concur. Let the record show.
>>154144307this man is a true hero standing up to ABS. Respect where respect is due.
>>154144335>the Mets do this tooThey don't just do it, they love doing it. The mest even had a black tranny sing the US national anthem in ShitiField while showing the LGBTQIAA+++ flag on the scoreboard.
>>154144307i will always respect this man for standing alone against the desecration of baseball
>>154144360we dont deserve him
>>154144360>>154144428grandpa, please go
sneks win would be a nice way to celebrate my bday
>>154144248No bully on /mlb/. We are all friends here
>>154144406I HATE GAYST. DODGER FAN
>>154144307should've been a short
>>154144469when is your birthday?
>k'd while hbp
>>154144469hope you will settle for assrape
>>154144180Ball unknower
>>154144520I turn 30 today
Sing along, everyone!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
>>154144406And it's beautiful
>>154144550lucky. you still have 30 more years of being young
>>154144469Happy bday April brother :)
Gotta be better with the challenges guys
>>154138896Someone just posted Edwin with a Dodgers with no brim hat. Ngl that's tuff af.
>>154144406queensbros...weve been exposed
>>154144609Inning should be over
>>154144628Yeah it’s real tuff if you’re a fucking faggot
Oriole bros, I thought we already hit rock bottom last year. How do things keep getting worse?
Imagine when we add Rodriguez and Manoah to the rotation.. >we might never lose another game
>>154143044>*japanese chad shrieking noises*
>>154144663Cost Peralta 12 extra pitches
>>154144740recker mindfucked manoah
>hey guys, just really wanted to make sure you know we're a Canadian team
These niggas are so mad at my Dodgers
>>154144740we havent dumped yariel on the anglels yet, give it 2 or so years
Wow
>>154144872OUR Dodgers
>>154144878>warwhat is it good for
Mets single ya
>>154144784Manoah's Angels 6-5Recker's Twins 4-6
>>154144912Stopped Hitler
>>154144902The world's team
>>154144952hitlers still alive
Thats 2 easily challenges the Mets have passed up
>>154144952No, hitler stopped hitler
We need more player pets at the ballpark
>>154144830they should rebrand to the Indians
>>154144979I didn't expect that my anger at bad umpie calls would be redirected toward batters/catchers who refuse to challenge
Da Mets strike first
popped em up!
Getting one run feels like a disappointment after how that inning started.
>>154143122I really want to see this happen because the reaction would be funny. (Just kidding, no one would even notice, if it was 1-2 though you'd notice.)
POPPED EM UP!
hitler killed himself after losing the war and killing untold number of white european men. KWAB
Popped that FAGGet up
Why do faggets always pop up?
>>15414507899% of Mets teams get 0 runs that inning.
>>154144872Bit big for a yamulke
pop this bussy up
>>154145034if I was the size of Judge I'd be afraid on stepping on such a small dog
>fagcisco lickdickor
>Skenes get right gameHonestly I'm terrified
Oof. That's a rough hop.
Linderror
>>154145161no ones sweating harder than livvy
Who’s got the most errors in mlb?
>>154145185mid
>>154145187cubs
>>154145185Especially with those delicious pits she mogs every Asian that has ever been posted in a baseball thread
2nd time the glory holes loaded the bases and got zero runs from it. alonso rarely ever gets any hits. need a refund on him.
>leaves the pooers>instantly becomes dogshitclassic, get ready for the mets to dump him on some random team and for him to become good again
MARTE PARTAY
Marte bomb!!!….11111
>people wanted this retard on the jaysJust what we need, another varsho.
>>154145251Enjoying the Pete Alonso experience? The dude isn't that good, only the sentimentalist Mets fans hyped him up because of one year with juiced baseballs. The dude sucks.
>>154145185some are
Marte :)
>>154145187Jr Caminero has 6 already
>drag queens NY
>simian
>>154145299delicious thighs
>barfson stenche
>bench
>>154145251>>154145293It's too cold for the Polar Bear. Just wait until it warms up, chuds.
why are there so many mets fans here but so few yankees fans? they are both new yorkers. what is the common denominator that only brings one side to 4chan?
>Lindor>not worthless
>dbags
LINDOOOORRRRRA SWING AND AN RBIIIIII
>Frantriple Lindor
Why is his mouth so comically large ?
>>154145483>franchimpo lemur
>>154145483You spend a lot of time looking at mens mouths faggot?
Jung Hoo Lee has an OPS under 500 and he's getting paid 18 million a year. Dafuq were giants thinking
>>154145514No just your mother’s mouth
>>154145561kek!1!1!
>>154145547CF in prime age-curve years. He was tracking very well before the shoulder injury. At worst he's league-average bat
Don’t give me hopes
>>154145547they saw Dodgers winning the japanese audience and tried getting the korean audience. (It failed)
>>154145438Mets fanbase has more neets and incels
Umping is one of the only jobs AI should replace
>>154145715Korea is Padres clay thobeit
A dove just walked over home plate in the O’s game.
peralta throw 3 pitches in the zone in a row challenge: NEVER BEFORE BEEN DONE
I need a apoundin'
>mest fielding
>5 inning freddy
Freddy :)
we are 200 posts away from nu
>>154142463translation: we dont want to give up team control on travis
>>154145834>5 innings with freddy
>>154143741are they going to beam contreras?
>>154145860AHHHHHHH
>>154145876>are they going to beam contreras?something far worse
>Strike three and he knew it. Didn't even get the bat off his shoulder.
This has got to be the worst game of baseball I have seen this year
Benge is at .394. Sadly not BA or OBP but his OPS.
Baseball should start in May, April baseball is dogshit.
>>154145902Its over .400 now
Guys get faster when they smell an infield hit.
Francuseless Lindout
>>154145547He was already the best player in KBO in his early 20s. It’s hard to predict how well such a player will perform in MLB, especially for a hitter.
>>154145908Wouldn't be as bad as November playoffs, IDIOT
>>154145908We need a West Coast league for yearround baseball
I thought Peralta was good
Liking this new D-Backs strategy, if they dont have a lead the bullpen cant blow it. Just gotta walk it off every game.
Seeing the Os get to second base then fucking flub the next ABs every time is reminding me of my shitty little blow gays.
>>154145894yesterday was pretty bad too>which team wants it less
>>154145438love for trannies vs love for 3rd world brownoids. the latter are on reddit
>>154145438yankees fans are fans of the logo, not the team
>100 pitches in 5 innings
Baseball teams for this feel?
>Freddy 4.66667 innings
peralta needed to get outta there quick he got some of that lanig jackson creamy alfredo
The bombston period sox have the worst record in the MLB.
>>154146027Id say Baltimore, but it looks like he actually hit some pedestrians instead of whiffing on all of them
>5 inning Freddy
>>154145894To be fair the weather is cold and the wind is blowing in. At least 2-3 dingers hit if it was better weather.
Can't get through 5. Soft ass nigga
>>154146027NY, minnesota, milwaukee, boston
>>154145734nah it's Dodgers clay
>>154146027he plays for the Mariners
uh, mets? what the fuck?
ABS is amazingDeath to all umps>faggets kek
Dbags win this easily
no...NO!!!
>bringing out a WBC pitcherThe mets only have themselves to blame.
Ahh well. Sox wont get another run across the plate today so eventually the Orioles will pull ahead and win. Couple nice slopfights between the teams so far. Tomorrow the weather will be a lot nicer so the offenses might have a little more chance.
>white sux
This is... not good.
Braves on top.
henderson homer. he's at 4 hrs for the season and accounts for half the o's hrs.
>>154146088>eventually the Orioles will pull aheadtry immediately
thisfugginteam
How bad are the Poo Jays to get swept by this dog Shite Sox team?
abs is cancer, stop trying to remove the human element
>>154146099They’re more of a power bottom
>>154146107grandpa, get out
sneks
>>1541461071 gabagool has been deposited into your Citi banking account
Braves trannies vs gay Mets boricuasWho wins this gay-off?
>>154146106The jays are like 2-26 so far this year with RISP.
eugh
>>154146120You
Large gay man here new to baseball who LOVES to dance. Which team should I root for?
SHIIIIIIIIIIIET
why tho
>>1541461048th inning, 10th inning. The result was always going to be the same.
>>154146127Elly would’ve made that play
>>154146121Sweeping you guys had me thinking a .500 season was possible. What a fool I was.
>>154146126 SEE --->>>154144572
>>154146126the mariners
>>154146126go with the cubs
>>154146120Whoever wins, we're all girls
Wonder how gausman is going to get injured today, who's going to be the one that hits it back at his hand?
>>154146132
Cade Horton is out for the season with elbow surgery. scuba klenk.
It's no longer Easter weekend White Sox. You're pope buff doesn't work anymore
>>154146157never heard of him
Is it possible to follow a baseball game while simultaneously rubbing up your partner's balls?
It's 77 cent hot dog night at Rogers Centre tonight. Would you like to know why they aren't 75 cents?Well alright I'll tell you. Canada doesn't have pennies anymore. Nobody is going to be carrying around pennies. But they do carry around quarters and nickels. So instead of paying 3 quarters for a hot dog, people end up paying 3 quarters and a nickel and say "keep the change" but the reality is there is no change because there are no pennies, yet those 3 cents from every hot dog still end up in the owners pockets.They will set a new record for hot dogs sold tonight, maybe even 80,000. At an extra 3 cents per hot dog, that's 240000 pennies, or $2400 dollars, whicb may not seem like much, but it is money stolen under the guise of discount hotdogs.This is how "they" get you. It's the little things that add up over a lifetime to keep you under control.
>>154146160*your
Even 30 years ago when I was in college I remember the Mets being gay and cringe. And still they remain this way. Why
mestidoo ‘em
>Retiring Beltran's numberI'm not saying it's "bad", I'm just saying that's a choice I wouldn't have made. Sure, he's had some of the best years a Mets position player has ever had, but I wouldn't have.
>>154146141Ohhhh this gal's got the moves!
>>154146027Grounz for this feel?
>>154145979>>154146023>>154146043We called him 5 inning freddy in Milwaukee cuz he never pitches past the 5th
>>154146179Mendoza getting shitcanned this year and they hire Beltran. Book it.
>>154146176Fun Fact: The mest have been owned and operated by jews for decades
>>154146171I simply buy 10 hot dogs and pay in exact change
Beltran is a royal.
>>154146171nobody cares about you, your country, your baseball team, or your monopoly money
>>154146185I wouldn't be opposed to that. I'm kind of over Mendoza honestly.
>>154146176when i retired and got a part time gig working concessions at polo grounds in 1962 they were gay and cringe even then. of course we didnt even know what gay was back then, but you could just feel it.
>>154146194/thread
>>154146193ranger but yeah
>red sux
Sorry, Soxbros.
>QueroBall was at your feet, homeboy
Faggot
> LHP Patrick Corbin recalled from Single-A and will be active tonightAwesome, another game where we throw in the towel right away, can't wait to hear about this one!
>>154146218Yes?
>>154146217Quero is having a real bad timereminds me of April Abreu back thenWe need Teel back so bad
>MESThttps://vocaroo.com/102YTAaTHZZd
>>154146107there should be a country that starts its own baseball league with all the classic rules. No pitch clock, no DH, pitchers have to hit, old base sizes, no reviews/ABS, no pitchcom, just the least technology possible.
is it weird to go to a ball game by yourself
>>154146212it was a fun easter, back to suicide now
>>154146234Also you can't leave 1B until you jerk off
>>154146235for normal people, nofor you specifically, yes
>>154146235yes, it's like going to a movie theater by yourself.
>>154146235doing anything in public by yourself is weird
What happened to Bret Baty? Thought he was supposed to be this up and coming star.
>>154146198when and how were gay people invented?
>>154146261>doing anything in public by yourself is weirdyou would prefer i would masturbate in a group instead of discreetly by myself? weird flex but okay
>>154146235Who care what people think. Enjoy your life, man. Go to that baseball game you're eyeing up. Better than going with your gay lover like Cubs fans.
>>154146267Lolmets is eternal.
Why are people here constantly posting gay shit?
There are girls here who go to baseball games alone?
wrist broken. out for season.>mest
>>154146235no, it's extremely based actually.
Why are cubs fans constantly doing gay shit?
>>154146294never. i always go with my gal pals and we have a lesbian sleepover afterwards
>>154146294Honestly I'm afraid to go alone. I wish i had some friends into baseball. I need a bf desu
>>154146228Really feels like Quero has put a lot of pressure on himself to try and take advantage of the starting job while Teel is out. Just looks like somebody who's trying to do everything at once.
>Brandon Lockridge is batting .348 with an .814 OPS and 3 stolen baseswhat did the brewers do to him and why didn't he do this with my Chadres?
what race is this
why is it called boystown and not guystown or mentown?
say hello to the latest Australian to get signed17 yo and tops 93mphsay something nice about him
>>154146339chicongoan
>>154146339Roberto Alomar
>>154146341Really makes you think!
>>154146336He has a .400 BABIP brother
>>154146342too soft looking. bust
its over
>>154146336We cheat nigga
>>154146357you just busted?hes 17 you sick freak
murakami is not him
>>154146235I love going to games by myself and turning the phone off as well. Just sit back and enjoy the game.
Mune ;_;
>>154146357Gay pedophile
>>154146342GINGER MINGE
>>154146371Who would've thought that the no glove/high-K NPB power hitter who routinely struggled against 95+ MPH velo would have trouble in MLB
>>154146371I heard White Sox management made some public apology over their announcer calling him the Southside Samurai. The announcer even asked Murakami before hand and he loved it.
>>154146389>love is love>it's just ugly people with poopdicks
>>154146393The white Sox didn't think that was a problem
I love going to games by myself and wearing sunglasses and big ass headphones and too much cologne and showing up to my seat in the middle of the top of the 3rd inning holding a beer in each hand and also reeking like weed
Ohtani with weapons will not lose to anyone. In the world series ohtani played through a torn left labrum and 2 plus other injuries and still carried his shithole team on his back. A healthy Ohtani team beats that toronto team and every other team in the league handedly. Ohtani just beat the best Toronto team we've faced so far... It just shows the difference between goats and non hof players...
>boba schitt
Nothing like playing the chisox to right the O's ship back into AL East contention.
>>154146267Who the fuck told you that? 2025 was the only year of Brett's career where he hasn't looked like a complete waste of time.
>>154146415>Ohtani with weapons will not lose to anyoneYou're not allowed to bring weapons to a baseball field, he should be banned if he tried
>>154146412DESU for 14M a year it's not a terrible investment especially for a club desperate for ML talent
>>154146422just like my blue ja-ACK
Reminder to not take losses seriously as long as Jerry is in charge. Stinks they lost but on to the next one.I feel bad for the Bulls fans though, i saw quotes from his rat fuck son today and its right out of the Jerry playbook. The Bulls will never matter again.
>Alonso hitless againNo refunds, blackbirds
>>154146415Ohtani's going to go to prison
mets are just too gay to stomach
knowing how silly this game can get sometimes, I'm predicting Jake Cronenworth will hit a home run off of Skenes today
>>154146439Great...
Mets need Alonso
>>154146464pete went his way
>>154146463and as if all that wasn't bad enough on top of it you have to live in chicago!
Mets need Will Ireton
>>154146414mgtow!
Mets need Ike Irish
>>154146464>Mets need the guy slugging under .300, and plays terrible defenseI fucking hate you Alonso fanboys. Dude is a loser and will win nothing.
>>154146489200 RBI player Mets HR leaderHe hits when it matters.
>>154146476In Chicago we've "celebrated" more owner deaths and front office exec firings than actual championships. It's so grim.
>25mph wind speeds at Citi Field jesus christ
Pete Alonso's 200 RBI season was the stuff of legends. My friends and I still talk about it during out stickball games
is it over
>>154146500>Lmao>Only has it because of juiced balls his rookie year>Never hit when it mattered, the king of meaningless HR's
>>154146504as a fatherless flyover I love this
dropped third strike has to be my favorite rule
>>154146504need it
Do you want to build a baseball field? C'mon, let's go and play
>>154146504Why's it brown?
>>154146525yeah anon was right, peru is a shitposting ai
>>154146518that was a real meaningless hr vs the Brewers, bitch.
>>154146534I'm not an AI.
>>154146518He averages 115 RBI per season. How is that meaningless?
nu so close i can almost smell it
>>154146529its louis vuitton brown smdh at clueless white boys
My team is suffermaxxing, along with the lovable devilners.
>>154142169Did he stutter?
>>154146542>Exceptions proves the ruleYou're about as smart as Pete is. Which is to say your IQ is sub 50.>>154146545Yeah, and look at all of the winning those RBI's led to. 2 playoff appearances in 7 years here. 0 Division titles, 0 pennants, 0 World Series. His contract will go down with Chris Davis as one of the worst in Orioles history.
>>154146544you gotta post a picture with today's date handwritten on a piece of paper
ITFCB
>>154146439They're using the Bears playback.>be shit>REMEMBER THE GOOD YEARS LOOK AT ALL THE AGING STARS YOU LOVED>HOPEFULLY YOU AREN'T UNDER THE AGE OF 25 BECAUSE IT WILL BE ANOTHER 40 YEARS BEFORE THIS TEAM DOES ANYTHING
seething mestoid at it again
metties threatening
why is citi field empty
perdomo is fixing the game for his betting buddies
>>154146601>mests
>>154146601Seasons over.
>sneks putting in someone who was a part of the yankees BP last yearGreats mets, really not totally deserved but a win is a win!
>>154146571>0 winsYou’re just scapegoating him. You can’t deny a good player. They never built around him. They built around Soto. I hope they turn it around for your sake.
>>154146601>why is citi field empty
The wind is the only reason why that wasn't a 3-run bomb
>>154146624HUSTLEANDBUSTLE
>>154146544have you considered going to colombia to watch some pro ball?
>>154146235I hate going to games
knowing that youre going to plunk contreras at some point today - whats the strategy? wait until youre about to pull crochet and then give him the nod?
I need nu tho
>>154146258>going to a movie theater by yourself.why yes, I will be sitting in the singles only middle center seat that's flanked by two couples tyvm
>>154146678Same and I will be asking the women "is he bothering you?" until they swap seats
berds take the lead
berds lead
misiorowski looks like hes got a fat ass nowreally thickened up in his legs in the off season
>>154146647throw at him in the hallway before the game
>>154146700its called roids
Miz pitches are insane
something I've noticed: mlb players cannot hit the 4 seam fastball. imagine what a 5 seamer would do.
heating up in queens rn
If your watching your shitty team instead of dodgers jays do you even like baseball
Attadano ugh kek
>>154146720I didn't start watching in 2024
>strikes out the side in the firsti mean, nice pitching miz but i tuned in for the HBP
nu in a few?
>>154146715Yeah but he has no staying power. You can start picking on him by the 5th inning and expose the Brewers pen
Conforto got a hit wow
>>154146727baking
>>154146716This man is about to get black vanned by Andrew Friedman
>>154146720this game is going to be total shit lmao, the instant gausman is out its batting practice againstop trying to gas us up to look like the underdog, the team is fucking dead right now
>>154146715Struck that cry baby Contreras out. You love to see it.
Skenes seems to nibble a lot for a guy with unbelievable stuff
Attaboy shaw!
almost ready
That wind is killing balls out there in right field today.
>crochet vs the miz>skenes vs whoever>mets/az looking like extras
any second now
new >>154146770
>>154146769>>skenes vs whoevergive pivetta more respect
>Batting one of your 3 lefties 9th 2 nights in a rowStammen's sort of a dipshit
>>154146725But its 2026 I prefer to watch teams that are good in 2026 than teams that were good in 2006
