First round of matches over.
>>154132393Highlights from Day 4 and the table after the first round of matches>Division OneGlamorgan 302. & 218/5dec. v Yorkshire 226. & 239/7.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyjlvgl803ohttps://youtu.be/sWXq9xknucALeicestershire 245. & 258. v Sussex 361. & 364.>RESULT: Sussex win by 222 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy71pk8l11lohttps://youtu.be/OstqQVGwgUgSomerset 347. & 407/5dec. v Nottinghamshire 338. & 140/3.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c17v9dl8g57ohttps://youtu.be/WTs9B2hM6p0Warwickshire 544. v Surrey 328. & 447/4.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz0e8rmmejzohttps://youtu.be/JcCCwcKDWRk>Division TwoDerbyshire 625/8dec. v Worcestershire 312. & 314/7. (f/o)>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy41jp3vv58ohttps://youtu.be/JVHcdHMrpa8Durham 335. & 218/9dec. v Kent 197. & 234/5.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crm14dxk188ohttps://youtu.be/ClYn6-eg__sMiddlesex 445/9dec. v Gloucestershire 216. & 215 (f/o)>RESULT: Middlesex win by an innings and 14 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0j69ee4149ohttps://youtu.be/0EHgtE_QZGgNorthamptonshire 258. & 213/9. v Lancashire 384. & 194.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx23pnynrpeohttps://youtu.be/uFI4IvvAhNcPrevious days highlights >>154108424>>154122327>>154127953
Table
Not sure what all the 'ooh ahh'-ing and "bold" chat over the Glamorgan declaration is about, as I said in a post yesterday morning Carlson was going to have to declare if he wanted Glammy to win the match, and there's no point declaring to win if you don't set the opposition a target that is reachable otherwise they just bat for draw. Obviously you don't set a too low a target for the time-frame but set a target that Yorkshire would have to go a a fair run-rate to reach, a 295 target with two sessions required Yorks to bat at around 4.5 rpo and the pitch had a good bit in it for the bowlers, especially the spinners.
for those who might have been wondering where zachy's been
damn me lancs couldnt get it donelooked like the pitch had become a bit flatter at the end of the game
BREAKING
YFO
>>154140613
>>154140598Ask me how I know this guy is a virgin. Also some of the Leicester Jamboys posts got removed in the last thread so its obvious where he is: sorting out a new vpn
he's a nonce. the molestor from leicester who constantly fantasies about some rando anon's dad (swear 80% of his posts were about this at one point). hopefully the police are putting him in a cell with visajeet
Yeah ok buddy
‘ol ’ofee & ‘oo sesh underway ngl fellas x
so anyways. a few days til the masters
the madman is actually doing it
indeedam ‘Ooin it bigly ngl x
>>154140805whos winning it? I havent paid any attention to the golf in the last few months
>madmanhe's basically the anti-christ
heyyyyy criccy xhttps://x.com/thefigen_/status/2041276311478448212
>>154140629Is his broadcast career over?
>>154142971
would be kino>cheating jeets try to mankad you>you moonwalk back into the crease>nothin personnel
I think aliens would like cricket
>>154140588It was bold because it was rare. Most captains would err on the side of caution, and not risk losing a game that they had been winning. For example, Somerset's declaration against Notts came at a time where it was already effectively impossible for them to lose, and where they had maybe a 5-10% chance of taking the wickets in time (completely cowardly decision). By contrast, Carlson took the risk to declare earlier, giving Yorkshire just as much chance of the victory as Glamorgan. It's commendable, I commend it.
Hello sports fans
good afternoon cric I hate jews
Rajasthan Royals smashed Mumbai BharatiyansSuryavanshi is something elseFirst time Jazzy B's been hit for 2 sixes in an over in his career i believe
>>154147998Meant Gujjews
good afternoon my Jewish friends I hate cricket
>>154147346won't find many of those around here if you know what i mean lmao
>>154140613>The former Test opener reportedly blew twice the legal limit after undergoing a breath test on Sunday night in Maroubra, Sydney.he tried to park up before the roadblock and not go through it lol
>>154150112
business idea: a bar with a race track that lets you drink and drive
business idea: cricket
He stayed up until 2 in the morning so he could write a post about a league no one watches
speaking of 2 in the morning..just before 2am friday nz time, on the tee: patrick reed, tommy fleetwood, akshey bhatiajust after 2am: bryson dechambeau, matt fitzpatrick, xander schauffele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAu1Cy9_SQNew summoning salt video lads
>>154150540theyre too long these days45mins is peak length
>>154140598Are we to assume that "woman (train)" was a long term girlfriend? Also, holy basado going back to fuck your v-plates remover after the fact.
anyone got a jah rune they're willing to trade?
Ja Rule
>>154150573you can have this for freehttps://youtu.be/0tcDXJfAFVw
based pakistan saving everyone from ww3we need to use this opportunity to promote (test) cricket
remember "crisp"?we should bring that back
Oil is selling for $114 on the open market but $3.40 at my local gas stationI'm sensing a massive arbitrage opportunity hereWho wants to help me buy the cheap oil at the gas station and resell it on the stock market for a $110.60 profit?
>wenobody used crispprobably the second biggest meme fail after micksperg's 'iykwim' (despite him spamming it for a year across multiple VPNs)
idkwym (i don't know what you mean)
would you rather have a micksperg daughter or a jamboy son?
Would I be looked down on if I admitted I didn't know micksperg and jamboy were different people
>>154150806imma abitrage deez nutz over your forehead m8
crisp day of cricketing discussion lads, same again tomorrow
crickert
crisp >>154151761
thoughts on wide shouldered women?
yes
>>154150957GOTTEM
Cricket?
down the hall to the left
Buttler in the worst form of his career absolutely mogging iplel what a joke
/crolf/ on the cards?
>>154150911they probably aren't micky pretended to be RC and banejeet in /afl/ with a trip and vpn respectively, he might very well be using another vpn to post as jamboy
Has he even explained what he means by chutney boy yet?
Why chutney though?
Oh, dw, chutney originates from India, I understand.
>saar, a-ackshually curry munching street shitter really means white man from Gloucestershire OK!??weirdest larp going
Had a dream last night wherein one could achieve spin by "seam" bowling with a tennis ball.
The sport of cricketeering
try the sport of yfoing, useless fat
Take your meds, schizo
They call me the arsefucker
The only reason our country is declining is because there's too many of you here.
>>154157762grim looking "woman"
jamboy on the ropes
>posts grace>this "mogs" the white mansimpdians getting fleeced by a 35 year old looking 24 year old
35 is being a bit generous
I'm 28 but look 40
I look like Melie's next boyfriend
Get your eyes checked
>>154159940you lucky fella
>>154159966reckon her current bf needs his eyes checked iykwim haha iykwim
Phoebe > Melie
jammy jammy boy boy
Is there some kind of cricketing explanation as to why someone from England would be so active during the middle of the night when there's no ashes down under on?
I love NZ so much its unreal
>>154160172Now post a pic of a woman you've had sex with>ERROR 404: NOT FOUND
Any you lads watching the masters today?
>>154160280yes mate
What's your thesis mate?
>>154140558General should be renamed to /jeet/No one cares about this unathletic sport other than Pajeets
>>154160320PLEASE PLAY OUR SPORT SHOHEI-SAN
>>154160280hell yeah brother
>>154160320this is a golf general you uncultured fuck
Ohtani would mog Fraudman's average
what's caused the latest jam boy spergout thena chutney spam sesh at 1am then again since 7am? kek
Ohtani would be cramping and crying after 6 hours batting at the G
not even sure if bradman played golf? and it's an unfair comparison because modern day clubs/balls would give ohtani such an advantage
>>154160412ohtani is not a golfer thoughbeithe swims in his spare time
wonder if watching the masters will bring back bad memories for jamboy and his family
>>154160222based
my opinion of nz is lowering by the day tb hnegatives in this country far outweigh the postives right now
my opinion of cricket is lowering by the day tb hnegatives in this sport far outweigh the postives right now
>>154160450good post>>154160469even better post
my opinion of cricket couldn't BE any lower *dies in jacuzzi*
the post judge has logged on lads
>>154160504F
*farts*
7 days is the most unfunny shit everwho the fuck hired these comedians, and why haven't they killed themselves already
>>154160504call me a contrarian but friends is still one of the best shows of all timeI don't care how jewish it is
>>154160553Yea I reckon it's comfyPlus it's prime Jenni Ani nipple kino
>>154160553it's not contrarian at all when you remember that everyone who disagrees is a terrible human being who doesn't deserve respect
>>154160553based 30 year old woman
>and why haven't they killed themselves alreadyNot very test cricket that mate
name one (1) thing other than test cricket that is even a bit 'test cricket'
>>154160671The masters
golfcultured sophisticated golf, like the masters and the open
>cultured sophisticated
>cultured>sophisticated>so called sport built upon fly-swarmed jam boy slaves
>>154160721bad post>>154160732bad post
god help me
2 hours 20 mins til the masters starts
More like The Masturbators KEK!
>>154160381unironically got mindbroken by the jamboy /pol/ shite making it's way onto /cric/
Grand National festival starts today
2 hours til masters/colf/ /gric/
not a sport
>>154145278Big part of the problem is you get 8 points for a draw and 16 for a win, so Essex win by an innings in 3 days and get 22 pts but Warks draw and get 16. So it encourages captains to play for draws. Not sure why they didn't carry on with 5 points only for a draw they had for one season a couple of years ago; although I guess you could argue it would be unfair on teams like Worcs and Northants who managed good rear-guard actions to save a draw.
>>154160737whatchaaa gonna doo
Who's the Steve Smith of golf?
>>154161767not sure about the dino sebbo xjust isn't quite up to the standard of your normal reaction pics x
>>154161788luff ‘em ngl fella x
nice self-reply. still can't afford a non aus flag proxy?>reaction picsyeah, here's a useful one when you enter the thread lol
medbedev fella x
any criggy on free to air?
>>154162145yeah matehttps://www.masters.com/en_US/live/index.htmladd some players to your group then change to my group tab
>>154162149on the fucking telly, not whatever that shit is
>>154162183okay boomerhahahahah
>ryan fox +5 through 8does nz seriously only have ONE competent sportsperson in the entire country? (melie)
Do New Zealand golfers do a haka before teeing off?
>>154162866Michael Campbell used to do one before he hit every shot. Probably why he's our best ever.
>bes better than anybody on /cric/
>>154160553I've never watched a single episode because I'm not a gay poofta.
I've never watched a single t20 for the same reason
>>154163167That’s a man
always bet on jason day, me hes never too far offlove the guy
is chris wood famous in nzor does no one care about him
reminder I bullied neeky b off this board outside of Fridays and Saturdays via the toothpick arm gimmick
Shabbat shalom
test crickethttps://x.com/realann_29/status/2042126110411124898
looks absolutely horrifying
well, who is he cric¿https://x.com/rajabetsindia/status/2042120688438292585
wasn’t for you
My Habs :)
>>154167031rip
>>154164234yesyes
Some people here have never faced a delivery with a real cricket ball.
what colour is a real cricket ball
>>154169343Deep, dark, oxblood‑style red of the Duke cricket ball.
Only played with incrediballs me
chablin bla ta x
>>154169333barely anyone here has faced over 130kmh not on a bowling machine
>>154169554What's that got to do with what I just said? Are you retarded?
going to look at a ute tomorrow
that sounds fun. how long will you be looking at it for
>>154169616its an extremely vital addition to the Venn diagram bigman
>>154169749You aren't too clever are you mate.
>>154169794You aren't too clever, are you mate?*
>>154169830>using proper grammar on anonymous image board
any retardmen in?
Seattle Ballsacken
The original joke was most people in this thread haven't faced a delivery with a real ball in the nets which would be the lowest common denominator for cricket enthusiasts and this autist was like "huh most people haven't faced a 130km/h delivery." It's like yeah bro most people aren't professional cricketers.
>>154169960smoke a dart mate, youre a bit stressed
>>154169977GOTTEM
got a net that i set up out back sometimes and hit golf balls into. only in the summer though
>>154170009Move it into the garage
>garagei'm not a billionaire mate
The ceiling in my garage is too low to swing a club but ive got a fridge full of beers in there at least
>ceilingoh look another billionaire
the best part about having a fridge full of beers is telling everyone about it
The best part about have a garage is sitting in it drinking beers and parking the car on the street
>>154170517>>154170517>>154170517New thread for county
The best part about county cricket posts is ignoring them
I fear /cric/ may actually be dying. Cricket needs to make a comeback, and fast.
i'm BACK!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uCaEDM-Kf8
the ute I was going to look at tomorrow has been sold
that's unfortunate. hope you can find something else interesting to look at instead
FUCK Libby out for a duck, cleaned up by some 18 yoCaptained Sibley in my fantasy team and he's out cheaply too, the first 10 minutes have been an absolute DISASTER today On a positive note, this Lategan really does look like the real deal (as predicted by me pre-season)
looks like all the worst posters moved to their own threadbit in this... could be a way to save the general
Worcestershire's promotion hopes? Non-existent
>>154170617I fear the fate of cricket rests on the shoulders of the english test teamif the test series against you guys is a slurper it may spell the death of cricket for good
>>154172093you trying for division 1 fella ¿
>>154169470xhttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE TWO THREADS?
>>154173539>>154170921
>>154170544this thread-splitting idiocy is unironically going to kill /cric/ fasterwell done you autistic and pedantic retard
one thread is for posting music while your alone on friday night, the other is for talking about golf and creating ai images of zachy
Artemis 2 splashdown in 15 bings gents x
>>154176646not sure what that has to do with golf
>>154176725see >>154172246
Phoebe Litchfield
>>154177217big if true
best part about drinking a beer is drinking a beer
worst part about drinking beer is turning into a fat retard that can only talk about beer
Watching blues comeback
comeback cancelled
>>154180989Nic Berry can go and fuck himself ttttt
>>154178430coworker science
luv me frothies
in the Phoenix inn
Gone for Monty's Star as my Grand National pickPicked three winners in a row on my very occasional gambling (two Cheltenham Gold, one Grand National), so surely the luck will run out nowLategan looking very good with the bat, once again
JAGWAR FOR ME
https://www.news18.com/cricket/vaibhav-sooryavanshi-reveals-method-to-smashing-bumrah-and-hazlewood-play-the-ball-not-the-bowler-ws-lno-10026940.htmlwhy can't we just do that convict bros?
>>154183575Jumped well but looked like a fat piece of SHIT whenever trying to sprintLibby going well
the only thing that matters in life is your 20mmax hangmoney is futile, comes and goes
Is this the non-Britzoloid thread?
this is the cricket general
>>154184453>20mm maxBut enough about your cock
haha gottem lol
The other thread is gay and retarded.
Any good posts going?
>>154193847there is no other thread
ever since I started playing golf I've really loved the smell of my own farts is this normal?
I will break free from my chains.
Based Donald Trump
/crICK/
>>154184040Its a mystery coolie
for me cricket has always been one of the sports in the world
One of one
any cricketing taken place in recent times?
What the fuck is his problem https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXBqt5oE72U/
>>154200792He knows they wipe with their hands
For me its Justin Rose. Or any non American
current state of cricketing?
>>154200383Yeah mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WaT-OQrbrIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyl-gF_r-Nc
for me it's cricket feet
Kek
>>154215381Better for fuckin and suckin iykwim
>>154215714meant for >>154215499
>>154215381she looks like she can swing a batbit of a slogger thoughbeit
Warne died from the vax confirmed.https://x.com/SaiKate108/status/2043579582176260443?s=20
Nice """sport""" you have hereKek
outrageous whites and i love it
daily check in to see if there's any cricket happening
>bes certain flags
lads i just want our sport to come back
>>154222146less than 2 months now
>Shane Warne death: Son Jackson claims Covid vaccine had role in heart attack.ughh bros??
wait is shane warne's son retarded? was shane also retarded? if so it's very impressive how good he was still able to be at bowling a cricket ball
you're retarded
you may have heard of "retard strength"well get ready for "retard spin bowling"
>people unironically posting in the other threadyeah... thinking /cric/ might actually be on its last legs. sad.
Seem to remember New Zealand being the ones who invented thread splitting
>his dad was a degenerate ladyboy cock sucking faggot>it was le vaxlmao
>>154224851Matchies and /crug/ threads are completely separate entities that deserve their own threads
>>154219399he should've stopped after his initial points. went on to give a lot of ammo to people who will be trying to find anything to discredit him ("how many people in their 80s drink and smoke more than dad")
>yeah nah feelin' a bit down, reckon I might jump on a no-name podcast and piss away millions in future media and advertising opportunities while drawing questions about my father's legacy for some attention.wonder how many times a week his father reminded him to not say retarded shit into a microphone
theyre calling it the greatest return to form ever
fuck yourselvessry
didnt mean it that one time re: me saying fuck yourselves, remember that??
little bitch behaviour honestlymatthew hayden's kid is more of a man than shane warne's kid will ever be
Comfy thread without certain flags and grimmicks
FOWF
Gay broken website is gay
wheres the cricket? not that I like it honestly but it'd be nice to have SOMETHING
>>154230124>>154230147SO true
unironically consuming a beer
this is the cricketing generalif there was another thread, then it would by definition be "the other thread"
we need to import skilled posters from other threads for /cric/ to survive
>>154230470beer is bad for you
>>154230674only had one so it's fine (i think)
>>154230470We don't do that around here mate
no that one you just posted in is not the thread. this is the thread.
>>154230574here i am! hahawhat's the fuzzballs??? (foreign meme i have imported from my thread of origin)
vibrant
>>154230470The best thing about drinking beer is posting about it on a gay and broken website
havent checked in since the masters startedhappy with the rorypeat?
>>154230470Wine>Cider>Beer
why do the ipl franchises love using metallic gold on their shirts, helmets and pads?
>>154234475Jeets fucking love gold mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phVKbsdgdbk
This is pig disgusting
The 'ship returns tomorrow lads
>>154240100based offy getting a few cases in iykwim haha
cricket is being played tomorrowor so I've heard
I'll believe it when I see it!
>>154234695Karma for cheating in a certain match
>>154240215is it june already?
levitating by dua lipa is a really nice song
greetings from /hoc/ :)))
c/hoc/k on /cric/ock /hoc/
Gay guy much
i know hoc is
small dick /cric/ big cock /hoc/
the best part about /cric/ is:
https://www.9news.com.au/national/road-rage-incident-gold-coast-woman-on-bonnet/de14cd7c-7bff-4de3-8bd6-78a9c3419e8bwhy wouldn't she get off the bonnet?
>>154242477tabla x
>>154246147Drinking a beer while waiting for someone to reply
*does a solemn hongi*kia ora and kia tau tō atawhai ladslet's hope for another day of spirited cricket innitI salute you
I still can't believe a retard made a second thread.
'Ello Guvnor
Anyone watching le black caps vs le Bangladesh?
nope, dont like cricket
>will stop posting as soon as nz look like losing the typical cowardly peewee way. nice chatting with yourself btw schizo
watching the odi (muted with the nrl on)
I feel sorry for ODIs
zachy projecting his schizophrenia again I barely watch any cricket let alone an irrelevant ODI that isn't even been played in NZ one look at the pitch and scoreboard graphics and I turned it offthird world countries should not be playing cricket desu
Yea I don't know why he thinks it's all the same flag lol
>>154250282OH NO
how's the cricketing general doing today?
>>154250878stomachs a bit fucked happy its the weekend thoughbeit
>doesn't watch cricket >doesn't discuss cricket >doesn't like cricket why to you post here then?
I always say that I like cricket, but am I a fake fan if I've literally never heard of 5 of the NZ players?
to be fair to the guy, it's very hard to watch and discuss and post about cricket when it's not on for 10 out of 12 months of the year
>>154250971but like my sex life buty years hahaha
gonna be a great 2 years though when you get to that part
>>154250929don't have any other friendsI mean it's wrong to say I hate cricket or don't watch it at alljust very rarely there are simply no good games on and the sport is dyingnot my fault. ICC simply needs to stop focusing on the IPL and fix the boring 50 year old tour formatsthey aren't working anymorewe can't have the only thing worth watching be the ashes or world cup every 4 years
real cricket has never been tried
>>154251118we just need more hoye
>>154251118I enjoy your posts. peewees have been one of the better flags on this genny of recentcricket is def in a dire spot. all we can do is express our disapproval of t20 to normies at all possible opportunities and support the longer formats with our attention and wallets
I've just about had it brosI'm gonna shoot my load into my asian gf and be done with it I don't want to die alone and I will not go through the humiliation ritual of trying to date a white roastie in my 30s that somehow hasn't already had a kid or been divorced or has retarded expectations of a guy with decades of baggage and decayed eggs enough
up & atom champ
>>154251786based
>>154251786Ok can I have a turn after you?
just shot my load into some guys asian gf
>>154252509can I have a go after her?
New Zealand claiming a famous win over Bangladesh I notice
Neither of you would have a chance with my gf Sorry champs
>>154256623
um yeah so yeah
so I see NZ won yet another game of cricket, why am I not surprised?
serious question. when was the last WTC test champion championship cricket match?feels like it's been at least 6 monthsit's a tournament with a 2 year cycle is it not? how can they justify having a 6+ month break between matches during that cycle?
>>154259421The Gold Standard™
>154259660>when was the last test seriously just fuck off with whinging
if you don't know you can just say you don't know, i won't judge youwarriors are looking good btw
The most recent test with ramifications toward the WTC was the fifth Ashes test which ended at the start of January. The next isn't until May. It is objectively true that test cricket is not a priority in the international calendar and you're just seething at others pointing this fact out.
lets be honest. the ashes had no ramifications toward the wtc. aus are guaranteed finalists, england are guaranteed not finalists, that series meant nothing
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGNSOWVJtJf/>mogs melie
>claims to have forgotten about the ashes being played on three months ago not even a peewee could have failed to notice that was on. Besides there’s never usually any tests on in March, April or early May. That’s not new and they weren’t going to schedule tests during the T20WC. Stop being disingenuous.
yeah Ajaz is a good looking dude
white ferns are built for black pots
Grace Haydens instagram story, now
>>154261813
thank you for you service
chiefs canes
>>154261860big if true>>154261822unironically wouldn't
>>154261822what a fucking roastoid femoidwhite whores owe me sex
>>154261822corr what a prostitute
>>154261822not quite doggy stylemore like dog wiping its ass on the carpet style
>>154261822at least she hasn't got any dogshit tats I guess
>>154262585tattoo artist couldnt get through the hair on her forearms
I was about to type a mean comment but then realised there's a non zero chance she might read it someday, somehow. And I don't actually know her at all so don't want to do that to her.She's not my type but hey that's fine. Hope she's happy (unless she's a shitty person then she can fuck off).
i wonder how bushpigbro is doing
>she's not my type yh we gathered that given your fondness for holidays in thailand
Anderson strikes early
I've been to Thailand once, did enjoy it.
>>154261822trad af
its over
>>154268231As long as there's no old bitches and they need to be at least 8/10 hot, as verified by voting male membership
>>154268231G R I M .
>>154262585But she's got dogshit on her tits iykwim haha
>>154274909***mmmmmMMMMMMMWWWWWWAAAHHHHHH***
My habs :)
having a few small beers (2-3) is such a good way to start a sunday morning yes the mrs left me going to the driving range in a bit
2666 at risk of becoming the new blood meridian
Haven't had any sunday beers yet, might have one with dinner later
pissheads wake up and are instantly like "oooh must be beer o'clock soon" pathetic way to live.
well how do you ward off the shakes then
got him on the ropes lads no response lmao
le mont saint michel & norse projects before anyone asks
wasn't planning on it
I dress like a Hobo. Time to man up. Going for the colonial wanker look from now on.
Not your blog schizo
A man (me) had 1 beer in the fridge at the start of the day, he consumed 2 and now has 5 remaining. How is this possible?
>>154268231I be arse-tracking dem women members noimsayin? like damn! *sucks teeth*
>>154268231thats fucked but unsurprising
what do you get for being an MCC member?
>>154280868the chance to personally abuse defenceless players
>>154280883Come on mate let it go
4 remaining
>>154281399me:my dick:
griggy lol
>>154281399what happens here?
loading a new clip in the beergun
>>154256623It’s all in the other thread m8
>>154281658New Zealand related activities
>>154281219its just not cricket mate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9SuXIgMgs
>>154281675*shoots**hits the spot*
planning a muscovado v jaggery tasting
mad how I hit a wood off the deck 30m further than off a tee
gay slang is incomprehensible
>>154282327that is quite insane actuallybeitI find it hit fades off the deck when im usually a draw, probably due to a fear of chunking it leading to a steeper downswing
spacky wearing a work jacket is offensive. like some vapid festival whore in a native american headdress
it's french but
dragon quest XI is a very good video game
>>154268231On topic discussion goes in the other thread m8. This is a totally off topic thread.
Thread splitting should be a capital offence.
>>154282217tabla x
>>154282429genuinely cannot work tees outbuilt my swing with the old man's five wood hitting off grass and I think I come down too low as a result so with a tee I just lob it straight up in the air rather than getting any real distance
City vs Arsenal then
need another cric thread for all the criggy ngl tbqhhttps://youtu.be/u9HAqG3j34A
Going to watch some snooker I think.
>>154283728Agreed. He's a fucking retard.
yeah! let's post about how retarded it is to create another criggy thread for the umpteenth time champ. THat will teach 'em!
>>154293831
>>154293831there's only one cricketing thread. we're in it right now
>“T20 is a different game, it’s almost shouldn’t be called cricket. You’re taking out the accountability of getting out, which is the essence of batting.”>~ Mark Taylor
>>154297746Based.
>>154283980probably a dumb question but have you tried teeing it really low?my mate who almost qualified for the Open told me that most amateurs tee the ball too high and it changed my driving overnightif you were using pic related, id try sticking it in all the way to the green (vape for scale)
>>154297746>You’re taking out the accountability of getting out, which is the essence of battingabsolutelyP O I G N A N TOIGNANT
>>154299365wait that doesnt mean what I thought it did
>>154299375nevermind lad, I got what you were going for
>if i was nathan smith, melie would beabsolutelyP R E G N A N TREGNANT
>nz's only good sportsperson>end her career by nutting in herinconsiderate, selfish behaviour. not very cricketing of you.
>62/3 after 20 oversIs that good?
>>154300420assuming its a test match, thats not a great start but still not totally dire
Nick Kelly was one of the only players I didnt like in the Auckland systemWas a bit of a cockhead, but I think he was just one of those blokes you liked when hes in your team
prefer ned kelly, me
sneed kelly
been a while since i watched any limited overs criccy but ideally you'd like to score more than 4 runs an over, no?
>dickner
Where did it all go so horribly wrong lads?https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXVWHZoy24W/
>british cricketer
has an english cricketer ever retired with their sanity intact?
not sure if any english cricketer has ever retired. think they just keep playing forever to statpad200 runs would be big psychologically, hit that and we could win
well we tried.time for bed.
The nz sky sport stream I was watching keeps showing a long sad advertisement for vaccinations get fucked needle rapistsNot my problem if your mud kid has no immune system get him vaxxed if you love them so much and they work so well scumbag jabbers
>>154300726Bangladesh has some of the worst pitches in the world, but yeah, 4 an over isn't likely to be enough.
>>154301042you sound like you'd have more in common with the lads in the other thread
will smeed?tom abell?
wow peewees got mogged
>>154299356I do with the three and five wood, but I need to use wooden tees snapped in half or the tee is too embedded and fucks up the swing
>>154301737>but I need to use wooden tees snapped in half or the tee is too embedded and fucks up the swingwut
>>154301753tee doesn't fly off when you hit it and the club deviates and slows down
hello
Shouldn't be allowedhttps://www.thenationalnews.com/sport/cricket/2026/04/20/uae-cricketers-make-t20-debut-against-nepal-days-after-being-granted-citizenship/
>>154303112see>>154301137
Glad I stopped watching in the 5th over
how’s this related to the sport of golf
https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/community/592950/left-spiralling-snail-ned-dies-before-finding-a-mate
just checked the resultthat wasn't very good haha
>>154306061F
>>154309373S
the dignified toil of the email sender
buying a ute this weekend
>>154140558
throwing away money if you're not buying a ssangyong
>>154309373love this goblin dike
>>154311243Finally a vehicle that can comfortably fit the golf clubs
>>154309373*be's platforming marginalised and bipoc voices*holy based
bought a ute as an email sender last year. fitted out the tub with a dual battery setup, fridge and drawers etc. canopy with a rooftop tent too and plenty of space for the week. can just escape toil at 3pm on a Friday, pull up at an uncovered camp-site at 6pm and be set up for the weekend by quarter past. how good
How much are typical second-hand utes in oz, does it depend on state?
got mine (ssangyong musso my25) for $31,000, 27,000km on the clock. that's probably like 15,000 pounds?
me? LUFF LUFF LUFF my R1T quadsimple as x
email sender isn’t a gimmick btwapply yourself champ
Im waiting for the lamborghini ute to come out
>>154311243bbbBASED
kinda liking this email sender gimmick ngltbqh
>>154313054>>154313069make your mind up fella
i like it xwish i had gimmicked it into existence ngl
>>154313097gotta leave some micks for the rest of us
>>154313145x
how's the golf swing going lads?
Fuck golf.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/360968308/watch-angry-not-being-invited-cricket-game-politician-ploughs-pitch-tractorholy shit lads, is cricket... back?
Hows the dildos nailed to a wall climbing going lad
>>154314001good mate thanks for axksingswing plane on the down swing is where it needs to be (who cares about the upswing)just need to work on my posture and tempo>>>/wsg/6132131t. 10 handicap anon
>Leicester Faianganuku starting at 7 on Saturday Could be a game changer for him.
Found out my bonus this year is double last years still a bit shite after tax but there we go. What to spend it on lads? Cricket?
>>154324143based desk jockey with the tightest hips i've ever seen
>>154324187laters bombay potatater's
>>154324245lol yeah didnt notice thatthe pro golfers in the masters thread didn't point that out maybe because i end up with full rotation of my hips in the followthru
>>154324143falling over yourself mate
>15 day old threadkek what a dead spoort
Would already be over if >we didn't thread split
Even that thread has been up for 12 days and isn't half-way to the bump limit, that thread is at least mostly on-topic whilst this is mostly off. Honestly its time to just let cric go the way of rug and have threads for test matches and the WC. Even z*chy and britj**t aren't bothering to troll anymore.
>>154324782Elite general actually. All posts here are succinct and informative. No shitposting filler here
Maybe cric should be moved to /xs/. Even during crics slow periods - like now - I reckon it would cause at least a 50% increase in the average daily traffic on xs lol
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXYoxYwkkol/now wondering if usman crywaja was the reason JL got ousted
>>154324992No idea what that is. /xs/ - Xtra small? I thought they called that /hoc/
reminder: khawaja only announced his retirement from Test cricket because he was going to get dropped for the Sydney Test. >ACB reacts by going full pozzed >puts him back in the XI when he was going to, and should have, been dropped >allows them to do a happy-clappy at his "home" venue to celebrate isn't it wonderful Australia had a paki play for them. He knew what he was doing when he announced his "retirement" Contrast with Moeen Ali. >Leach injured >comes back from retirement to play in the Ashes >only announces second retirement after the 5th Test is over
>>154325030i dont very much like that usman fella
>>154325009extreme sports board
business idea: extreme cricket
Nothing extreme about cricket
reminder for the next thread
dunno mate, the lack of any cricket for months on end is pretty extreme haha
ASSIMILATE>>154170517>>154170517>>154170517
can someone start an actual /cric/ thread?
waiting on the real cric thread
got the ute I was gonna buy checked out by some german mechanics and they found a laundry list of issues. gonna walk away. thank God for german autism
BT50 man me
