First round of matches over.
>>154132393Highlights from Day 4 and the table after the first round of matches>Division OneGlamorgan 302. & 218/5dec. v Yorkshire 226. & 239/7.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyjlvgl803ohttps://youtu.be/sWXq9xknucALeicestershire 245. & 258. v Sussex 361. & 364.>RESULT: Sussex win by 222 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy71pk8l11lohttps://youtu.be/OstqQVGwgUgSomerset 347. & 407/5dec. v Nottinghamshire 338. & 140/3.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c17v9dl8g57ohttps://youtu.be/WTs9B2hM6p0Warwickshire 544. v Surrey 328. & 447/4.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz0e8rmmejzohttps://youtu.be/JcCCwcKDWRk>Division TwoDerbyshire 625/8dec. v Worcestershire 312. & 314/7. (f/o)>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy41jp3vv58ohttps://youtu.be/JVHcdHMrpa8Durham 335. & 218/9dec. v Kent 197. & 234/5.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/crm14dxk188ohttps://youtu.be/ClYn6-eg__sMiddlesex 445/9dec. v Gloucestershire 216. & 215 (f/o)>RESULT: Middlesex win by an innings and 14 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0j69ee4149ohttps://youtu.be/0EHgtE_QZGgNorthamptonshire 258. & 213/9. v Lancashire 384. & 194.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx23pnynrpeohttps://youtu.be/uFI4IvvAhNcPrevious days highlights >>154108424>>154122327>>154127953
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Not sure what all the 'ooh ahh'-ing and "bold" chat over the Glamorgan declaration is about, as I said in a post yesterday morning Carlson was going to have to declare if he wanted Glammy to win the match, and there's no point declaring to win if you don't set the opposition a target that is reachable otherwise they just bat for draw. Obviously you don't set a too low a target for the time-frame but set a target that Yorkshire would have to go a a fair run-rate to reach, a 295 target with two sessions required Yorks to bat at around 4.5 rpo and the pitch had a good bit in it for the bowlers, especially the spinners.
for those who might have been wondering where zachy's been
damn me lancs couldnt get it donelooked like the pitch had become a bit flatter at the end of the game
BREAKING
YFO
>>154140613
>>154140598Ask me how I know this guy is a virgin. Also some of the Leicester Jamboys posts got removed in the last thread so its obvious where he is: sorting out a new vpn
he's a nonce. the molestor from leicester who constantly fantasies about some rando anon's dad (swear 80% of his posts were about this at one point). hopefully the police are putting him in a cell with visajeet
Yeah ok buddy
‘ol ’ofee & ‘oo sesh underway ngl fellas x
so anyways. a few days til the masters
the madman is actually doing it
indeedam ‘Ooin it bigly ngl x
>>154140805whos winning it? I havent paid any attention to the golf in the last few months
>madmanhe's basically the anti-christ
heyyyyy criccy xhttps://x.com/thefigen_/status/2041276311478448212
>>154140629Is his broadcast career over?
>>154142971
would be kino>cheating jeets try to mankad you>you moonwalk back into the crease>nothin personnel
I think aliens would like cricket
>>154140588It was bold because it was rare. Most captains would err on the side of caution, and not risk losing a game that they had been winning. For example, Somerset's declaration against Notts came at a time where it was already effectively impossible for them to lose, and where they had maybe a 5-10% chance of taking the wickets in time (completely cowardly decision). By contrast, Carlson took the risk to declare earlier, giving Yorkshire just as much chance of the victory as Glamorgan. It's commendable, I commend it.
Hello sports fans
good afternoon cric I hate jews
Rajasthan Royals smashed Mumbai BharatiyansSuryavanshi is something elseFirst time Jazzy B's been hit for 2 sixes in an over in his career i believe
>>154147998Meant Gujjews
good afternoon my Jewish friends I hate cricket
>>154147346won't find many of those around here if you know what i mean lmao
>>154140613>The former Test opener reportedly blew twice the legal limit after undergoing a breath test on Sunday night in Maroubra, Sydney.he tried to park up before the roadblock and not go through it lol
>>154150112
business idea: a bar with a race track that lets you drink and drive
business idea: cricket
He stayed up until 2 in the morning so he could write a post about a league no one watches
speaking of 2 in the morning..just before 2am friday nz time, on the tee: patrick reed, tommy fleetwood, akshey bhatiajust after 2am: bryson dechambeau, matt fitzpatrick, xander schauffele
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLAu1Cy9_SQNew summoning salt video lads
>>154150540theyre too long these days45mins is peak length
>>154140598Are we to assume that "woman (train)" was a long term girlfriend? Also, holy basado going back to fuck your v-plates remover after the fact.
anyone got a jah rune they're willing to trade?
Ja Rule
>>154150573you can have this for freehttps://youtu.be/0tcDXJfAFVw
based pakistan saving everyone from ww3we need to use this opportunity to promote (test) cricket
remember "crisp"?we should bring that back
Oil is selling for $114 on the open market but $3.40 at my local gas stationI'm sensing a massive arbitrage opportunity hereWho wants to help me buy the cheap oil at the gas station and resell it on the stock market for a $110.60 profit?
>wenobody used crispprobably the second biggest meme fail after micksperg's 'iykwim' (despite him spamming it for a year across multiple VPNs)
idkwym (i don't know what you mean)
would you rather have a micksperg daughter or a jamboy son?
Would I be looked down on if I admitted I didn't know micksperg and jamboy were different people
>>154150806imma abitrage deez nutz over your forehead m8
crisp day of cricketing discussion lads, same again tomorrow
crickert
crisp >>154151761
thoughts on wide shouldered women?
yes
>>154150957GOTTEM
Cricket?
down the hall to the left
Buttler in the worst form of his career absolutely mogging iplel what a joke
/crolf/ on the cards?
>>154150911they probably aren't micky pretended to be RC and banejeet in /afl/ with a trip and vpn respectively, he might very well be using another vpn to post as jamboy
Has he even explained what he means by chutney boy yet?
Why chutney though?
Oh, dw, chutney originates from India, I understand.
>saar, a-ackshually curry munching street shitter really means white man from Gloucestershire OK!??weirdest larp going
Had a dream last night wherein one could achieve spin by "seam" bowling with a tennis ball.
The sport of cricketeering
try the sport of yfoing, useless fat
Take your meds, schizo
They call me the arsefucker
The only reason our country is declining is because there's too many of you here.
>>154157762grim looking "woman"
jamboy on the ropes
>posts grace>this "mogs" the white mansimpdians getting fleeced by a 35 year old looking 24 year old
35 is being a bit generous
I'm 28 but look 40
I look like Melie's next boyfriend
Get your eyes checked
>>154159940you lucky fella
>>154159966reckon her current bf needs his eyes checked iykwim haha iykwim
Phoebe > Melie
jammy jammy boy boy
Is there some kind of cricketing explanation as to why someone from England would be so active during the middle of the night when there's no ashes down under on?
I love NZ so much its unreal
>>154160172Now post a pic of a woman you've had sex with>ERROR 404: NOT FOUND
I get a lot of joy out of submitting jamboys upcoming vacation requests lolMakes me laugh to imagine his snivellingpost when he comes back from vacationAnyway, the Masters starts in just over 5 hours
Any you lads watching the masters today?
>>154160280yes mate
What's your thesis mate?
>>154140558General should be renamed to /jeet/No one cares about this unathletic sport other than Pajeets
>>154160320PLEASE PLAY OUR SPORT SHOHEI-SAN
>>154160280hell yeah brother
>>154160320this is a golf general you uncultured fuck
Ohtani would mog Fraudman's average
what's caused the latest jam boy spergout thena chutney spam sesh at 1am then again since 7am? kek
Ohtani would be cramping and crying after 6 hours batting at the G
not even sure if bradman played golf? and it's an unfair comparison because modern day clubs/balls would give ohtani such an advantage
>>154160412ohtani is not a golfer thoughbeithe swims in his spare time
wonder if watching the masters will bring back bad memories for jamboy and his family
>>154160222based
my opinion of nz is lowering by the day tb hnegatives in this country far outweigh the postives right now
my opinion of cricket is lowering by the day tb hnegatives in this sport far outweigh the postives right now
>>154160450good post>>154160469even better post
my opinion of cricket couldn't BE any lower *dies in jacuzzi*
the post judge has logged on lads
>>154160504F
*farts*
7 days is the most unfunny shit everwho the fuck hired these comedians, and why haven't they killed themselves already
>>154160504call me a contrarian but friends is still one of the best shows of all timeI don't care how jewish it is
>>154160553Yea I reckon it's comfyPlus it's prime Jenni Ani nipple kino
>>154160553it's not contrarian at all when you remember that everyone who disagrees is a terrible human being who doesn't deserve respect
>>154160553based 30 year old woman
>and why haven't they killed themselves alreadyNot very test cricket that mate
name one (1) thing other than test cricket that is even a bit 'test cricket'
>>154160671The masters
golfcultured sophisticated golf, like the masters and the open
>cultured sophisticated
>cultured>sophisticated>so called sport built upon fly-swarmed jam boy slaves
>>154160721bad post>>154160732bad post
god help me
2 hours 20 mins til the masters starts
More like The Masturbators KEK!
>>154160381unironically got mindbroken by the jamboy /pol/ shite making it's way onto /cric/
Grand National festival starts today
2 hours til masters/colf/ /gric/
not a sport
>>154145278Big part of the problem is you get 8 points for a draw and 16 for a win, so Essex win by an innings in 3 days and get 22 pts but Warks draw and get 16. So it encourages captains to play for draws. Not sure why they didn't carry on with 5 points only for a draw they had for one season a couple of years ago; although I guess you could argue it would be unfair on teams like Worcs and Northants who managed good rear-guard actions to save a draw.
>>154160737whatchaaa gonna doo
Who's the Steve Smith of golf?
>>154161767not sure about the dino sebbo xjust isn't quite up to the standard of your normal reaction pics x
>>154161788luff ‘em ngl fella x
nice self-reply. still can't afford a non aus flag proxy?>reaction picsyeah, here's a useful one when you enter the thread lol
medbedev fella x
any criggy on free to air?
>>154162145yeah matehttps://www.masters.com/en_US/live/index.htmladd some players to your group then change to my group tab
>>154162149on the fucking telly, not whatever that shit is
>>154162183okay boomerhahahahah