>>154141046
Got this in full speed?

>>154141058
yeah mate, options -> playback speed -> 1.5x

>>154141060
Various parts of the video are played back at different speed. A straight 1.5x doesn't work.

>making a new thread past 10pm on a working day

>>154141099
A crisp new thread.

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Owning this place.

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>wahhh you aren't allowed to have late night discussion because I have to go to bed to be a productive little wagie

>>154141099
its 8pm mate

I am horny

>>154141151
hi horny i'm dad

>>154141046
ginnivan is a fucking gay cunt

major happening maybe overnight, hope steve lookner of agenda-free tv covers all the latest news and events

>>154141210
Nukes?

>>154141248
trump threatens to obliterate iran, the deadline for a deal will end, he said he'd flatten the country

>>154141253
>mitchell threatens to obliterate essendon, the deadline for a merrett deal will end, he said he'd flatten the club
translated to footyese

All my family call him trumpy

i cant control my porn addiction anymore

Why is Chris Scott so much better looking than Brad? Is it because he’s more successful

>>154141210
>>154141248
>>154141253
The happening deadline is 10am AEST tomorrow. We get front row seats.
Rev up ABC News 24.

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>>154141312
Just healthier desu.

>>154141128
>Three bump limit threads still haven't been pushed off the catalog yet
Is this entire board just /afl/, /heem/, and one guy posting in his /nrl/ threads?

>>154141687
Thought there would be a lot of /hoc/ but they only have 3 threads. What virgins.

>>154141723
Is kinda surprising, especially when there's so many hockey matches on each week. There's 11 games on Tuesday, 14 on Thursday and 15 games on this Saturday alone. I had fun posting with /hoc/ during the gold medal match but according to them the /sp/ mods hate them so maybe their threads get killed early or something?

>>154141802
i look in /hoc/ every now and again and there's a lot of one particular schizo accusing everyone of being a raped retard or raped bitch.

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Ohayou alfies

>>154141687
dont forget the gooners in /tennis/

>>154145770
shit mick from a shit anime
neck yourself now

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>>154145835
Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed!

>Adelaide Crows star ‘furious’ as AFL forced to admit blunder was made
So it happened AGAIN

>>154146040
why do they keep doing this to the crom
and why do cheatlong get so many frees for

Good morning alf

Do normies still have heaps of casual sex?

>>154146240
hope not

>>154146240
Just with my girlfriend these days

>>154146283
normies have heaps of casual sex with your girlfriend?

butters is overrated but richmond want to give him near 2M a year

Midfielders are a diamond dozen key position players are the ones who deserve the big bucks

>>154146245
smelly dumb viccy scum always have to cheat

>>154146435
trvke of the highest order
midfield is important but a good forward and back line can carry a mediocre midfield (see hawks making a prelim)

back > forward > ruck > rest of the midfield

>>154146528
Wank my cock you fucking miserable dickhead faggot. Listening to Ed Sheran

>>154146592
of course you would poofter viccy fuckhead
how many times did darcy cum in your arse last night at wet on wellington you faggot spastic

>>154146639
You’d know all about that you queer cunt, nothing but poofs to the west of Victoria, you small dick whining fuckhead cuck. How many times have you flogged yourself over Harley Reid or Has your gf fucked herself off over alir alir?

how funny is it making clubs sign shit players on big contracts ie zac bailey
its funny pressuring brisbane because they're gonna feel the squeeze soon with their players, however no doubt the afl will step in and provide them with some sort of cola like bullshit. cant have their prized babby being shit again.

>ceasefire
limp. nothing ever happens. the afl's gather round will be boring gimmicky sa tourism shit too.

>>154146750
kiss my ass

>>154146750
ceasefire is a good thing you fucking childish fuck

>>154146694
geelong is the AFL's prized babby you dumb faggot
slap on the wrist for systematic salary cap cheating, no consequence for having dank and the weapon at the club, babied by the umpires with the most excessive frees for differential.

>>154146245
If geelong are cheaters, GWS are the anti-cheaters
Every year they get fucked over by unfair frees

>>154146750
Tacos for dinner me thinks

>>154146245
>vic
>vic
>vic
>vic
>vic

>non-vic
>non-vic
>non-vic
>non-vic
>non-vic

This speaks VOLUMES.

i was going to compliment the nrlel for not having a bias towards nsw like the afl does for vic but then i remembered that's because the qld teams and the storm are owned by newscorp who also own fox. no conflict of interest there or anything though.

>>154146750
double trvke

>>154146750
PLEASE visit Kangaroo Island and the Barossa Valley

>>154147239
of those teams newscorp only owns the storm and broncos

>>154147340
correction, newscorp shed their storm holdings, so it's just the broncos now

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>>154146917
it's brisbane you dimwit

>>154147340
>>154147362
they owned the cowboys at first and yes used to own the storm as well.
they don't own cold toast or the, but the fact that a major broadcaster of said sport owns part of teams shows how compromised the nrlel is. you wonder why they have a soulless night granny, shit like this is why. even the fans don't like night grannies.

>>154147383
>cheatlong still top 5
way to kick an own goal champ, shannon neale-esque spuddery on display kek

>>154147405
we shouldn't throw stones in glass houses

>>154147461
when did a major broadcaster own part of an afl team champ?

>>154147569
missing my point

>>154147603
what is your point then nrlsperg? the afl clearly isn't as cucked to its sponsors as your shit sport.

>>154147648
the afl has its own severe corruption and conflict of interest issues, we shouldn't point fingers at the nrl and think we're any better

>we
>we’re

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>>154147383
Whoever did those numbers made a few mistakes.
For some reason all of their Frees Against are off by one

These are the raw numbers taken from the AFL's website, which also includes finals

>>154147729
>cheatlong 2nd
OH NO NO NO SHATSISSIES HOW WILL WE HIDE THE CORRUPTION NOW????

ginnivan
the greatest player in the league

>>154147964
not even top 100

>>154147997
wrong.

best players in the league
1. ginni
2. bruce reville
3. josh daicos

>>154147648
>>soccer has no fans lmao
>meanwhile the media has a vested interest in afls success and sees it as a threat and so runs constant hit pieces about soccer fans in australia

>>154148257
shut up you dumb faggot

yeah we all remember those vile hit pieces against soccer fans when they shilled the fuck out of the matildas

>>154148287
talking about aleague lil gup

loved the use of linkin park to hype up the dons v norf game a few weeks ago
i would be listening to emo shit like that if i supported either of those clubs frankly

The AFL absolutely FEARS the A-League

>>154148453
yeah they are terrified of a minnow league that gets less than 5k at a game

boring
get new material

>>154148497
It's a wonder why the AFL invests so much time and effort in keeping this 'minnow league' down then, no?

australians will rightfully never care about the joke that is wogball, easily the worst sport in the world. neposteer at least takes driving talent, fagracket also takes far more talent to play than wogball. even handegg is a much more demanding sport physically. the worst afl player is fitter and much more skilled than the best divegrass poofs. modern day lethal leigh would rape the worthless overrated fucksticks like ronaldo or messi at their own sport.
soccer is only a world sport because thirdie pussies are afraid of contact

>>154148535
it doesn't so keep crying about it stavros

To be fair, soccer is only going to grow with the unchecked immigration of recent years
Its the world's game and has by far the most growth potential out of all sports in aussie

immigration is reducing, and according to all you spastics all the immigrants coming into australia atm are indians who much prefer cricket to soccer.
wogball is going to die, and australia will be better for it.

I'm a tradie that's always on the phone
I'm a tradie tho but I'm off the tools just moving and shaking on the phone
I'm a tradie ON THE PHONE

>immigration is reducing
this guy reads the abc

the ipa (the brains of the libs and one nation) has an article talking about how immigration went down by 10% last year fuckwit

shut the fuck up you worthless cunt

cunt off you spastic deadshit

useless dogbrained rapist cockhead

the raped

>>154149131
agree

surely this is shatty dangerfarts last year, he has played half of one game this year. geelong are FUCKED without him.

Been winding up the geelong fanatics on bigfooty and the jannies there still haven't banned me

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/geelong-on-the-way-down.719038/page-10

I mean I don't mind giving them a mess to clean, but please.

geelongseether you have serious mental problems

no-one cares about bigfooty dickhead, stay there

>>154149278
do you not have anything better to do?

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>geelongseether you have serious mental problems

>>154149321
anon where do you think you are?

>>154149336
When someone here suggests you find something better to do with your time, maybe consider it.

>>154146528
>>154147045
>>154147097
>>154147422
Literally no evidence of cheating
>>154149326
>Geelong hater is a redditjak poster
Shocking

>>154149354
Someone here? On 4chan? On /afl/?
Why would I take advice from a sad act like you?

>>154149394
What does cheating look like in your mind?

>>154149394
Why do you Geelong ferals always feel the need to aggressively rationalize everything your club does?
There's a lot if circumstantial evidence your club cheated the cap, and they are winning the free kick differential ladder by a mile. Joel selwood lead the afl in free kicks by a mile, and 2nd place doesn't even have half as many. Also remember that time he punched Lindsay Thomas in the head and got off after crying.

Your club cheats. Swalliw it and move on.

>>154149403
I'm better than you, and you know it.

>>154149455
No, I don't know it. You post on 4chan AND /afl/. I have reason to believe you're a sad, miserable loser. Even worse: you're on your high horse and appear bereft of self-awareness. You're definitely dumb.

>>154149502
>No, I don't know it.
Then learn it.

I hate how inconsistent coffee satchels are, like sometimes they're very creamy and thick and other times it's like drinking coffee flavoured water. also afl related because supporting the essendon makes me in a constant state of depression where I just feel tired all the time.

>>154149502
/afl/ is full of normalfags, so your first assumption is potentially false. the high horse call is understandable
do you really want to spend your time picking fights with bigfooty morons though? you could be exercising, or reading, or going for a walk, or studying, or playing video games, or doing whatever else you enjoy. does creating more needless conflict add to your life?

>>154149509
No, you're a boring idiot mate

>>154149553
Excuse me? Do you really think I care what a moron like you has to say?

>>154149543
>/afl/ is full of normalfags
Not true.
Normal ppl do not post on 4chan.

>do you really want to spend your time picking fights with bigfooty morons though?
I don't care about the fights so much as creating a mess for their janitors to clean up. I don't like them for disallowing certain opinions and banning ppl for wrongthink. I was only going to continue til getting banned but clearly its a slow day.

They can purge all my posts but cleaning the leftovers is a lot of work. Its no less a worthwhile investment of time than 90% of the posts here.

>>154149394
literally fined by the afl for cheating the cap
literally every star on the geelong team coming out and defending dank and the weapon during the supplement saga
literally joel duckwood
literally leading in the free kicks for by 50

Life’s hard, but so what?

i would mog nick daicos if i played afl

>>154149641
Nah you just wouldn’t mate, unless Nick suddenly turned into a fat fuck who sits on his arse all day posting on 4chan too

>muh artemis 2
who gives a fuck. does absolutely nothing to benefit anyone. complete waste of time dickwaving on pointless useless shit

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Women are genuinely fucked in the head

>>154149670
You do nothing to benefit anyone

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I'm going to miss summer

I’m on smoko, so leave me alone

>>154149698
yeah fair

Nothing ever fucking happens

>>154149670
Space travel is rad
Fuck you.

>>154149670
>>muh artemis 2
the same people that believe this shit will be the people falling for the fake alien invasion later this year

Do you reckon if someone shot at you on the moon you'd be able to dodge it because the gravity's lower?

Add space exploration to the list

What did you guys think of the space shuttle Columbia?

>>154149755
Or would the bullet travel faster because there's less friction in space?

>>154149730
pointless waste of time and money, does absolutely nothing to benefit anyone on earth

>>154149764
don't care

>>154149770
Giving welfare to invalids is also a waste of time and money, at least rocket ships and space travel is cool.

>>154149782
disingenuous argument

>>154149764
>that video from inside the shuttle with the crew recording the final 5 minutes before it disintegrates

Space exploration is the ONLY thing that matters imo
Should have way more funding than it does.

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>Space travel is rad
It's just bread and circus for the retarded masses, just like the AFL

What the fuck is going on here? Thread usually turn to dogshit in the middle of the day? Wank fuckheads, you should all fucking be ashamed

If all goes to plan the Artemis missions will involve like 30 landings on the moon in the next few years as well as establishing a permanent moon base.
>there may be footy played on the moon in your life time

>That money wasted on "the moon" (space is fake btw) could have been spent on the iran war!

Would go to a Gather Round on the moon

>>154149800
you would first need to come up with a way to land on it first spastic

>>154149818
They figured that out in the 60s mate.
They are just currently deciding between two models of lander - if they go with a rocket shaped design like spaceX wants or a model more similar to that of the 60s/70s missions.

>>154149814
bout as much to do there as adelaide tbf

>>154149814
I’d love everyone to gather round while I fucking kick the fuck out of your jaw and put your teeth into another galaxy cunt

>>154149831
how did they do it in the1960s

Are there actual flat earthers on /afl/? I know there's at least one on aus/pol/

>>154149864
they didn't, they just had kubrick film it when he was doing 2001

>>154149867
i'm not, but i support them though i disagree with them. it's good question narratives we accept blindly

>>154149814
would have more atmosphere than adelaide

>>154149867
flat earth is unironically a psyop to make everyone think that "conspiracies" aren't real and people who believe them are insane. conspiracies like the cia killing jfk, the fbi killing mlk, geelong cheating the cap, etc.

>>154149670
>muh artemis 2
>who gives a fuck. does absolutely nothing to benefit anyone. complete waste of time dickwaving on pointless useless shit
>complete waste of time
>waste of time
Whilst posting on 4chan...........

>>154149898
this

>>154149898
Starting to believe this because every single time I question anything do it with space travel and nasa normies will immediately call me a flatearther.

>>154149922
refutes nothing i said

>>154149898
Yeah true desu

>>154149924
Because what's there to question? The only people who "question" space travel are usually always flat earthers and other retards.
Reminder the biggest flat earther around is (((David Weiss))) - really makes you think

>b-bud steven dank
the charges against essendon were trumped up bullshit so even if he was doing the same program at geelong it is moot. there were never any allegations of wrong doing at geelong in any case.
>d-duh salary cap breach
the afl audited it for months with third parties and found no breach of the cap but rather a minor reporting error relating to some aflw funds that were within the cap
>muh free kicks
implying umpires aren't inconsistent retards
implying that free kick diff has any relationship to season outcomes
implying that best teams don't give away as many frees

gidf detected

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>no allegations were made against cheatlong
i wonder why
>investigated by the afl
the investigation was headed by a former ceo of geelong who just happened to find he and his band of crooks did nothing wrong

>headed by ex-coo of geelong
he was also cfo at carlton. he also didn't head the audit, it was done by EY. more vacuous slander and fantasy from a sick mind.

>>154150056
yeah you are slandering me for noticing how corrupt your shit club is

to the people who read books, are vegan or go the gym; my question is.. why do ya'll feel the need to tell everyone?

>ya'll
>y'all
foy

reading a book about vegans and their gym supplements

foy poster easily baited these days

geelongseether is desperate to divert attention away from the vetified afl corruption relating to the northern clubs.

>>154150102
this but gayposting

gayposting is funny, like cuckposting

>>154150163
>vetified
can't type through the tears gidf cocksucker? geelong is far more corrupt, look at their history of f/s picks and ngas

I hate having to do things I don’t want to do

Turns out I had three overdue parking fines

Love getting my arse eaten and my monstrous cock sucked by beautiful women

lovely day in adelaide

Imagine all the blokes who will be in Adelaide for gather round, would love to fly over and make my arse available hehe

>>154150260
brisbane play saturday midday

>round zero
>gather round
can this league ever not be cringe as fuck

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>>154150283

>>154150270
I’d be well fed by then iykwim haha

opening round sucks but there is literally nothing wrong with gather round

just a cheap ripoff of magic round if we're being honest

magic round is itself a ripoff of english magic weekend

this country needs a hindoo round

why do we need gimmick rounds at all

we need a proper pride round, now more than ever

>>154149590
>Normal ppl do not post on 4chan.
They do. You are not special.

how come we don't have a Christianity themed round on easter?

>>154150328
agreed. an anglo pride round would be gigabased.

>>154149898
>conspiracies like the cia killing jfk
*Israel

>>154150339
anglos are soulless germanic invader bug vermin no better than their continental cousins
t. brit

>>154150311
magic round sucks because it's a much shittier sport in a shittier city
t. from brisbane

the only problem with gather round is the terrible name tbdesu

gather round this dih

>>154150368
what should it be called, do you think?

>>154150355
righto paddy

>>154150400
wash your mouth out

>>154150405
with what

I’m so hungry

>>154150433
Eating some melon. Bretty gud

>>154150429
not my problem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdYFuKcUi8

Over/Under on Kane Cornes calling for Bevo's sacking when the dogs get their first loss?

what ever happened to the days of most afl players having hsgf's

i blame the likes of paul roos and ross lyon and neil craig for bringing in low scoring boring autistic defenceball, grand finals are high scoring like they used to be

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We set the narrative

>>154150487
Paul Roos was a blight on the game and everyone that coached under him

>>154150012
the essendon doping saga was a way to throw a team that can survive such a controversy under the bus, while letting the afl claim due diligence and "clean house" amidst the turmoil. no other club had its doping programs publicly investigated during or since.

>>154150524
not club doping programs, i mean medical and injection programs

Do you watch the footy with your dog? What team does it go for? Do you hit it when things are going poorly for your team?

>>154150542
This is a very vic-centric poll

*barks*

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>>154150524
>Blackest Day in Australian 'sporting history'
honestly once the bar was set by this they had to save face
everyone knows it was a nothing burger

>Thursday is yet another prime time slot ruined by Carlton or Essendon's presence
And we still have four more until after the mid season byes. Fucking joke of a fixture. Are Channel 7 really stupid enough to request Carlton and Essendon be scheduled on Thursday and Friday nights just because they have more members? How many games are switched off by half time from the rest of the viewer base?

Tall forwards are finished. We are in an age of small forwards

>>154150584
how was your coma lad

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>>154150584
>"We are in an age of small forwards"
>1 small forward in the top 10 goal kickers for the year
Someone should've told the small forwards.

>>154150584
is this a kingy quote? only way it could be so wrong

there's a bunch of yanks in front of me on the bus
fuck it's an annoying accent

>>154150620
You don't have to deal with Yanks' accents when you're driving your own car.

>>154150620
>OH MA GAWD OH MA GAWD
>LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO

>>154150620
i got in a stoush with a yank at work today
he was really nice and at one stage i wondered if he was ever going to stop talking
we then had a disagreement over a job and he turned angry on a dime

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heheheh drugs druggos druggies drugs drugs

>>154150628
>LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO
this is the worst shit in the world
back in the day, you could lip read the players after they kicked a goal and it was always "c'mon!'
now you lip read them and it's always LETS GOOOO as they chimp around like nignogs

>>154150627
my shit job requires me to get the bus because its in the middle of the city and there's no parking for under 50 an hour.
i literally drive to the bus stop.

>>154150620
I really like yanks
depends heavily on which state theyre from though

Americans are impolite pigs at their very core.

I used to work with an American, he was a good bloke honestly.

can i bet on when terrorist attacks on polymarket?

hate how yanks always says "i appreciate that"
> appreciate that y'all 'preciate dat"

Used to not mind Yanks but now I'm beyond sick to death of them

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its over collingwoodbros........

>>154150671
>yes lets wait till our golden child brisbane rorts it for everything it's worth before changing it

>>154150584
i just don't see it

>>154150678
you will soon ;)

I have the best wedding plans

>>154150692
i need to see it before i believe it

>>154150677
meant collingwood and geelong

>>154150696
congrats dollFUCKER

gather around is literally another vic wankfest
they fucking ruin everything

>>154150698
umps are going to be changing the way they rule certain things very soon

>>154150712
don't get beaten by what you know

>>154150712
tell us more david

It's a plug-and-play league. You need to play with flair and poise. Essendon are a long way from the finished product.

>>154150724
what do they stand for when the whips are cracking?

none of you blokes have never been at the coal face and it shows

hate how americans say they're eating "a grilled cheese"
they always say dumb shit like that
"a scissor", "a speedo" etc.

>>154150749
>a scissor
>a speedo
What's with their preference for singularisation? Same with "math" vs "maths".