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Goodbye Kitties Edition
>>154137065
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slopdown was cancelled
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knights play today
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>>154143374
Definitely shoulda been a lokomotiv yaroslavl thread
Dammit man
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Kings alive?
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hola! no senor, los reyes no bien esta ano
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>>154143374
What a journey it was for our Panthers.
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>>154143414
this image doesn't make sense
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>>154143414
>only 32 wins
>making the wildcard because of having so many loser points
Fucking really? Clown fucking team
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>>154143414
Sharks will surpass them
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>>154143726
That'd be nice for them.
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>>154143829
I do not know who this is
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My penguins (:
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Kyle Dubas turned the pens around the moment the laffs shat themselves
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for me, it's the 3-2-1
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so much tension you could cut it with a knife
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>>154144154
someone reverse this so mack force pulls bedard over
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Gayfaggots OUT
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>>154144109
In Dubas we trust, apologize /hoc/
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Gonna wash my long beautiful and full hair
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>>154144385
>Shitkov and Zoomgras versus the decaying husks of Crosby, Malkin, and Letang
Eh
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>>154144505
Crosby and malkin are ppg while Michkov is barley at a half point per game
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>>154144154
Imagine if they had fought in that game how much KINO that would have been.
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>>154144154
So this is the power of zoomers
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>>154144665
and then fuck
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This SHL playoff match is never ending.. 30 minutes overtime and still 3-3..
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Exciting
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>>154144996
golden knights draft pick will be 32nd bud
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>>154144996
wow that's a lotta busts
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>>154144991
Remember that canes vs kitties playoff game?
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let's go panties
lose some fackin games
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>>154144996
i wonder how many consecutive finns you can draft before everyone realizes what you are doing
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>>154144991
40 minutes. Onwards to OT6..
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https://www.deseret.com/sports/2026/04/07/utah-mammoth-zamboni-zammoth/
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>>154145373
I think after 1 people get suspicious
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>>154145335
McKenna is already researching apartments in sunrise
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>>154145552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-4pqHjpguE
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>Florida Panthers assistant GM Sunny Mehta is among Neil Glasberg's clients.
>Glasberg has been retained by the #leafs to assist with their search for a head of hockey operations
I don't know if I trust this Glasberg fella.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8wUDOlhv3I
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>>154145416
based
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>>154145674
>fire your GM before the end of the season
>don't have any idea of what a replacement would look like
>laffs
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>>154144996
>3rd overall
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chayka didn't like kulaks
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>>154144385
bro just give the flyers the cup
we don't stand a chance against the flyers, nobody does bro
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>>154145758
Whatever happened to this broad
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>>154145758
glad this landwhale quirk chungus dropped off the face of the earth
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soilers, hasbs and snes are dropping out of the ploffs tonight
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>>154145863
trb hockey iq tier post
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>>154145847
If only all lames fans would do the same
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only 10 more magical days
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>>154145920
to be fair, you need a high hockey iq to think playoff goals count towards a regular season record
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Place your bets on who gets fired next before the end of the season
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>>154145937
until canada declares itself gay?
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>>154145863
Well, they don't deserve it obviously, but Gary is desperate.
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>>154145982
knobber
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>>154145997
>>154145948
still struggling with your loss to bud i see
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>>154146018
yeah mcdavid's been pretty fuckin' pissed.
hopefully cassidy can turn those sissies into men
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>>154145416
Cool
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On Real Kyper and Bourne Kypreos was like "Anders Lee is 36 years old but if they only sign him for 2 years he could help the laffs" and I almost spit my drink out
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>>154146052
bud is the biggest loser in /hoc/ history
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>>154146065
I doubt Cassidy goes to coach in Canada
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>>154146081
but bud 1
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>>154146091
he didn't
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Huge game for /OurWings/ tonight
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>>154146089
(((insiders))) claim he's looking for a super talented team with zero discipline and backbone basically the oilers
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>>154146081
that's why it's so funny that he raped another massive loser who larps as The Dude
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>>154146110
It's over retard
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>>154143829
We want Florida
Clap Clap
Clap Clap Clap
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my favorite rookie > your favorite player
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red wings play tonight
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>>154146200
>laffs
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can my flyers win tonight :(
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my goat ep40 is playing tonight
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forgot to clip my nails
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>>154146299
hope the nuckies lose desu
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>>154146302
girls won't like you if you keep forgetting
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>>154146326
good
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>>154146326
don't care about girls want to play guitar
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>>154146343
b-but the alternative is boys
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>>154146352
Why would you play guitar for any reason other than attracting women
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>>154146356
and?
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i don't give a fuck about what girls think of me
celebrini on the other hand?
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>>154146368
because women are retards
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>>154146377
based. go sharks
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>>154145416
holy fucking kino
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8pm puck drops are cancelled
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>>154143498
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)
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>>154145982
nobody else is getting fired until the season concludes
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>>154146118
Even Cassidy must understand that mcdavid is uncoachable
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>>154146491
ill kms
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>>154146368
to make music
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>>154146118
Sounds like my leafs
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>>154146578
he said super talented
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>>154146491
Nah he gave them 2 more weeks
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>>154146613
Cope
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>>154146356
Boys also won't like you if you forget to clip your nails.
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https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1774133665287123.mp4
mon habitants...

it's time to play the shitties again
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>>154146745
Hiroshimoot needs to allow audio on all boards
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you now remember dan carcillo
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Damn bedard really got mogged by celebrini
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>>154146806
celebrini is twice the zoomer bedard will ever be. I bet he can bench 2pl8 for reps
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>>154146781
this is the only thing I miss about sharty
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>>154144996
Laff bros… treliving didn’t trade their future like he did with us
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>>154145758
ACK
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>Caufield is gonna hit 50 against an AHL team
Lame
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why does new jersey have a line of seats where you sit all by yourself?
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>>154146843
hooby dooby DOOOOOO
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Will Winnipeg ever be good ?
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my flysies :)
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you just know the big dog brad marchand doesnt want to see caufield score 50 ronight
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Matthew tkachuk said that Edmonton should be blocked from hosting the World Cup of hockey and it should be Calgary and an American city. Players don’t want Edmonton.
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Engstrom always reminded me of the alien that lived in the jewish guy's head in men in black
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>>154146885
is the ice too slippery?
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zegras goal! :D
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bussibros…
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>>154146885
players, especially that one, are massive queers
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>>154146924
Just like my islanders
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not gonna lie all the homosexual comments about players over the last few months has made me post here less. at first I thought most of you were joking but it seems here are genuine faggot zoomers here. I dont want to hang around with a bunch of fag teenagers.
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kitties scarrr!!
nooo you're supposed to tank!!
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>>154146961
I mean hockey players have fat juicy butts
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>>154146866
Jen
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>>154146912
Too loose
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>>154146961
let me see your ass on the way out then, bitch
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>>154146885
He has PTSD
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>>154146961
it's because of that gay show on netflix or whatever
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>>154146994
what a fucking pussy
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Fuck, I hope my wangers scar some fookin goals
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Hans are gonna spend the rest of the season trying to force the puck to Caufield and ruin their mojo heading in to the playoffs.
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Fuck yeah !
Let's go Red wings!
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My canesies :)
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Meanwhile Matthew tkachuk has Olympic gold metals and two cup championships keep shitting on him tho lol
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>>154146961
Have you seen Crosby’s ass?
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>>154147024
I saw it when he won his first cup
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>>154146877
Marchand is drunk right now. He isn’t even aware a game is going on
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>Olympic gold metals
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>>154147028
I saw it that night too
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>>154146961
>he still bothers with women
ngmi
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>>154147035
Okay one gold metal you got me
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>silver metals
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I think my hurricanes will make it to the ECF this year and win desu
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mackinnon's not even canadian bro
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Did anyone actually watch the Olympics? I sure didn’t
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>>154146961
This isn't an airport you don't have to announce your departures
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>>154147053
Hopefully the lightning win
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>>154147053
vs my dabres :)
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>>154146991
I’ll post body when I hit a new bench pr
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>>154147069
I watched the finals since I had work during the week
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I’m bisexual and at no point did I feel intimidated or insulted by any poster here calm down and just post about hockey if you can’t handle the banter.
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bad rebound, dobes
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Meme game in Carolina
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I would like to state for the record that JLMI is the greatest /hoc/ meme of all time and I'm tired of pretending that it's not. I hope JLMI is remembered hundreds of years from now...even after /hoc/ is long gone.
JLMI forever bros
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Dach fucking dead again
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>>154147078
based on the number of (you)s he got i'd say it's a good strategy
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Please ignore the sow. It's the average for MissouReeeee
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>>154147105
Not interested in hearing how you want to fuck 18 year old boys
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xhekaj you tard kek
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>>154147110
I know but I want my broons to clinch playoffs
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>>154147110
It's been pretty beepy
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>>154147133
Based! Have fun :)
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>>154147125
>ALBERTA BEEF
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>>154147133
Grim arena
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>>154147174
It's Missouriable!
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Crazy stat about Moritz Seider

According to Evolving Hockey's Goals Above Replacement model, Moritz Seider has the best single-season even-strength defensive GAR of any player since they started tracking this in 2007-08.

I stumbled on this while doing research for an unrelated video and had to double-check it. The number is genuinely hard to believe. For anyone who watches Detroit regularly, does this pass the eye test?

For context on GAR: it's a catch-all metric that estimates how many goals a player adds compared to a replacement-level callup, across offense, defense, and special teams.

He has to be one of the most underrated players in the league right now.
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EAT LU BUTT!!!!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUTT LIKE BUTT!
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>>154147174
People are still trickling in from work
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Sharks were retards for giving up Middleton.
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>>154147201
Oh, I'm not even talking about the lack of fans. It just seems.....idk, kinda bland.
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those are my habbies losing to the charlotte checkers
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>>154147192
He also has the wackiest haircut in the NHL right now.
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I could heem any NHL referee.
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holy fuck
guys
have you heard the news?
Next year the season will be...84 games long? Why? 82 is too many. Playoffs are a series too long. Why why why why why. 84? Fuck right off
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>>154147174
Still early. Lots of people in the concourses. >>154147192
He needs to have a son and name him Dixon
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>>154147231
>my hair is a bird
>your argument is invalid
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>>154147206
it will pay off in a few years when macklin and his combat wag steamroll the league.
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>>154147241
The season should be reduced so it can be wrapped up by Memorial Day
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>>154147256
kek, that's not even the head shot I was referring
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>>154147241
4 games each for division rivals
4x7 = 28
3 games each for conference teams.
3x8 = 24
2 games each for out of conference teams.
2x16=32

28+24+32 = 84
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>>154147248
Refer to my previous post>>154147214
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>>154147264
Slow down there Archimedes
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> Brandon Bussi, 2026, colorized.
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>>154147264
30 games too many
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>>154147284
He’s ready for playoffs
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>>154147267
It's no Checkerdome.
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>>154147284
>Bussi
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Stramel signed. League fucked.
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my avies :)
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>muhhhhhh sofpusies :)))))) hurrr durrrrr
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i need blue jackies to win detroit :D
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>>154147374
A man so powerful he broke an entire city’s momentum
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bussi WIDE OPEN tonight...
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>>154147401
Drinking again already?
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habbers scarrrrrrrrrrrrr
demidov
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The...Bruins (BEARS) are TEARING APART bussi right now...
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>markstr3m
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>>154147421
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what's wrong with drinking?
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et le but
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>>154147423
Your not? Pusy.
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>>154147433
Don’t you have work tomorrow?
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>>154147433
if you do it too much you'll end up like trb
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SLAF? BUT?
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>you just cant get tanked you have work tomorrow
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More flyers fans than devils fans!
>m4rkström
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philly working on a double hatty
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>>154147466
Im actually rooting doe the flyers to make the playoffa now fuck the red wings islanders jackets etc
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>>154147479
thanks fren! i hope your team does well tonight too
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/KRAK/
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EAT LE BUTT
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Which flyers player scores the next back-to-back goal?
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>>154147500
old man couture
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one day I'm gonna snap and paint onhockey.tv's walls with red
if you know what i mean
>>154147443
not really, i like to consider myself self employed
>>154147445
its ok, weed is whet causes brain damage
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lol yall said flames lost the Markstrom trade shows how dumb yall are compared to the average Calabrian
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>whet
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>>154147133
cheer for me if MacK get's a goal.
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>>154144211
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kinda weird how the team that is based in the gambling capital of the world is doing better than seattle, despite them both paying $500M to join the NHL and also getting the same draft benefits.
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FAULK!!!
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>>154147585
There's a team in Macau?
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>>154147585
Would you just cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks
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>>154147607
he said gambling, not child prostitution.
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>>154147585
one has an assistant woman coach one doesn't
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>>154147585
one is run by retards, the other is part of the tribe, not really that confusing
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>>154147567
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>>154147636
Dominique can be a guy's name, bro. don't be so sexist.
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>>154147649
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>>154147645
>the other is part of the tribe
the what?
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>>154147649
Something zesty going on here
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>>154147649
Celebedsy sexxxxxx~
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>>154147668
cool it
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Kinda weird how the internet hockey fans are all fat white women but in person it’s gigachad based alpha males hockey fans.
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>>154147649
https://youtu.be/rRifNARpNL4
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DEATH TO MACKINNON
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>>154147539
Fuck yo Avs
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>>154147649
Lewd
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>broons
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>>154147567
>Do you feel in charge?
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>>154147649
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>>154147695
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>swayman pulled
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>>154147751
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krak'd
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>>154147749
Neither one of them is a big guy, though
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my bruins :(
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>all of /hoc/'s softpusy white knights are foreginers
kek
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>>154147781
For you
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kitties scarrrrr
oh nooo
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>>154147782
Our broons may never win again :(
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>>154147649
heated indeed
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>>154147750
Erm an age gap relationship that’s problematic. Oh wait it’s okay if it’s an older woman dating a younger man. Like Madonna. it’s only icky and gross when Leonardo dicrapo does it!
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bussi tightened back up in the 2nd...
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>>154147809
Bussi has to be tight around those men
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>>154147690
I thought it was fat white men who score very low on the openness to experience trait, similar to the fat white women
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the king of chuds resides in ottawa
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BOLDY SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
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>>154147821
>>154147809
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What are they even reviewing? Seemed good to me.
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getting sleepy but tonight's games are important because of playoffs and you know, the implication :(
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>>154147858
gary's interns were doing the calculations on playoff implications.
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>>154147861
... pekka, the panturds are out...
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>>154147873
i'm a flyersfan :D
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>>154147834
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>>154147882
nice
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Toews or Nuke!!!
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my avies! :)
nichushkin!
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>>154147805
yes, everyone knows this. also who is she talking about? neither of them has a girlfriend.
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Big Cat SSSCCAAARSSS!!!
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>>154147781
They're both hotheads though.
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>>154147873
i'm the panties fan
we also have a pens fan binland guy
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>>154147901
>celebrating a goal by a trafficker
Kwab
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Flames and stars only have 6 shots combined after the first period
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Rigger's been salty lately
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>celebrating a random goal against the 2nd worst team in the division
kwasofpusy.
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>>154147861
Go to bed if you’re tired, Pekka
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Marty Party!
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nick "the slayer of ontario" paul
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my avies!! :))
necas!
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>muhhh sofpusys huuurrpa durrrr.
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>>154147861
one more period
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which finn provided us with this great pic
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>mildcucks getting btfo
love to see it
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>randys
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>>154147905
from twitter, it seems she's actually talking about macklin's celebrity tradwife, baketok influencer and known cougar hunter will smith hockey, so it seems above board (but he also doesn't have a girlfriend because he is the girlfriend).
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>>154148019
One who believes that we’re gonna make it :)
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>make a casual post about the softpusys
>m-mild-c-c-cuck f-f-f-fan g-g-gay!!
kek. and he says that I am obsessed.
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M I L D C U C K F A N G A Y
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Habs playing like shit our last two games
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>>154147192
are you a youtuber by chance? you sound like that one asian guy, forget the name
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kraken are not currently losing
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>>154148038
>immediately outs himself as the mild cuck
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>1993 raped bitch still wants to discuss cups
kek.
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>>154148090
>never ever bitch brings up 1993
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>canacuck is only a few molsons from propositioning me again to have him giving me a blowjob and wanting my address.
Gonna be a long night...
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No means no. Learn how to handle rejection.
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2026 fanbase fren ranking
>sens
>habs
>jets
>calgary
>laffs
>oilers
>canucks
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>mildcuck living vicariously through softpusy success
topcuck
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>if I post it again, I win.
real trudeau vibes tonight. makes sense, though.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>154148138
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>nooo stop reminding me how futile my franchise is
>mild
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I don't think amerimutts in particular should talk about politics at the moment
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The answer is still no. I don't care how much you want to flirt with me on 4chins. You may not suckle my balls.
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Wildchad is right, fuck fraudorado and their reddit tranny fans
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>>154148208
what did he say?
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>>154148193
Yeah, I'd be jealous, too, if I was a canadian.
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>>154148225
you're actual slaves, you know that right?
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>>154148221
probably seething about someone not covering for his fuck-up and tell thing to "do your fucking job" and then telling himself that he is perfect and can do no wrong.
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>Struggling against the Kraken
fucking seriously? What is with this shit franchise lol
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Experience Blues /Hoc/key
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just got home, what's happening here?
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>>154148235
You are too. Get used to it.
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why this delusional mild fanboy going off about my Avies when his team is playing right now and in a dog fight for 2nd place in the central?
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my avies!!! :)))
nichushkin!!
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>read the news
>laugh my ass off
>oh no.. rapey is probably having a meltdown huh
lo and behold
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>"my human trafficker!!! :)))"
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>Minnesota chillin' and crusin' into the playoffs with no regard on wins/losses
>softpusys screeching about beating a team that embarrassed them in BAWL arena 2 nights ago.
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>>154147567
YJK he told him to man the fuck up
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really only their second shortie? team was missing LOC a lot
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>>154148193
iran's got a good team
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>>154148281
are you going to cheer for the stars in round 2?
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*scores*
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PIZZA MAN
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>154148299
To beat the predators or kraken? Probably not.
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>>154148281
Why do you use softpussy when you are THE softpussy team in the nhl. All skill no strength. Doesn't mean they can't win, but they aren't going to be running over goalies and slewfooting dudes.
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>>154148310
Classic Dano.
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Clear goalie interference. Only gary's interns could fuck this one up.
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eyes cant stay open good night frens
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>>154148321
>blah blah blah
Yawn. 1993, etc, etc.
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>>154148354
sweet dreams
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ITT
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asstards just gave up a goal btw.
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>>154148258
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>>154148364
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>>154148381
me in the back, flippin' burgers and droppin' fries.
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Olii maataa has been elite flames will be trading him for a first round pick
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>>154148401
you thought of me enough to reply :3
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>>154148401
This doesn't work because that whole episode of Mad Men was about Don being extremely jealous of Ginsberg
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>>154148425
I never actually watched the show. Seems more like a show for chicks to swoon over Jon Hamm and his big benis.
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>4 minute pp
why must my wangs suffer so
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>>154148425
>tv character is jealous of someone
>that someone is Ginsberg
Shocker. TV is for the birds and good goys.
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>>154148138
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>>154148381
I haven't been sober since 2011
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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knights soon :)
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I want to drink from a beersword in the privacy of my home!
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>>154148510
A R E
R
E

G A Y
A
Y
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wings SCARR
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>>154147834
Ottawa is Chudwoke.
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FAULK
A
U
L
K
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>>154148364
all you had to do is not seethe like a faggot
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Caufield's fate is sealed
NO 50 EVER
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This guy's too retarded
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no Draisaitl or Hymen
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>>154148574
turn your monitor on kek
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my avies :(
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Robert Thomas likes to score on my team.
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TARASENKO SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
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Not bad for a "Future Considerations" trade.
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5 more minutes and hasbs are ELIMINATED.
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>bully swayman off the ice
>still let the bruins tie
caniacs???
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Skinner is injured. he is still better than healthy Jary
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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Blue jackies yoooooooo
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WONGS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jackies tie it!
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To think that after the Olympics the Laffs were actually ahead of Ottawa in the standings.

Lol, LMAO.
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SUZUKI SAN BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT HOLEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK
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>>154148587
It has been 96 hours since someone not named Robert Thomas scored for the Blues
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all these games being tied near the end of the 3rd, very suspicious Gary
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>>154148425
Surely the obsession with Canada is what makes it accidentally work.
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I don't like hearing mickey redmond sad :(
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red wings playoff status?
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gibson sucks
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Lane Hutson makes Michael Schaefer look like a pile of puke.
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how the fuck does gibson not read that play, like holy shit he's the only one open you dumbfuck
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come on caufield you gotta sink this OT it will be fucking insane
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why are the habs so good on 6-5 situations this season? Also, why don't they just play like that the rest of the game and avoid 6-5 to begin with?
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>>154148623
Don't blame them Pelle couldn't have possibly seen it come
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Was giving up the lead part of the Yzerplan?
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>>154148580
I was talking about the game holy shit
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>>154143390
What channel is Shockwave on?
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>high stick, injury on the play
>don't review it
>don't call anything
>the team that got away with it then immediately scores
>from the guy who's supposed to be in the box

ref genocide NOW
>ref genocide NOW
ref genocide NOW
>ref genocide NOW
ref genocide NOW
>ref genocide NOW
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>>154148633
Actually yeah it works perfectly in /hoc/
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>>154148654
power of frenship
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>>154148654
They have a momentum based style kind of like the Oilers the last few years. They might have spotty consistency but once they can start coming downhill they never stop.
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>>154148654
more mans
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Gary desperate to keep hasbs alive.
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>>154148666
That doesn't change my stance.
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>no kadri for the avs pp
>it instantly regresses to the garbage it was before
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My canesies :) could go to garytime or Gary’s skills competition
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You just watched Hutson pull that off and you put Slaf out there instead of him.

Your name is MSL.
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Why hasn't /hoc/ ever made the playoffs?
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>Gary's Family Double Dare
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>>154148718
i'm a plug
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>>154148718
retardation
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>>154148718
can't skate
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>>154148718
racism
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our yoties :)
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>Jarry
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>>154148718
garys script doesnt allow it
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Yeah keep it on your forehand on the breakaway when that's literally the only way the defender can get to it
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>>154148718
Tradition
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all kinds of garyouts going on
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>>154148718
i have to say it's character concerns
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Things are looking worse and worse for my islanders
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Our wyngs might never make the playoffs again
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>>154148718
Autism, but in a good way.
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retarded
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>>154148718
we're the best in the world but we choke when it counts like mcjesus
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jarry was an all-star btw
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>>154148798
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I thought he was a racecar driver.
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>>154148822
>reposts plebbit
>whoa this is the most genius this ever
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Coyle with some slick moves.
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>>154148817
So was I when Smash Mouth released that track and I was in 4th grade.
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>>154148805
Good
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Why is everyone ignoring that the senators just destroyed the lightning?
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Skated so goddamm fast
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Detroit doesn't deserve to win this
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bonne nuit!
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somebody once told me the world was gonna blow me (?)
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NAH
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Werenski with the dagger.
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>>154148822
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Jackies pull it out!
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>>154148861
t'es fine! xoxoxo
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>>154148853
Snes fans don't actually exist and Tranpa Gay fans just mass unalived
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>>154148863
"I aint' the sharpest tool in the shed" is more your speed, anon.
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thank goodness habbies pulled through bet was looking pretty cooked most of the game
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canies win!
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NO GOAL
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Why cant my B's win on the road?
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>>154148853
Sens are Elite.
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>>154148853
End of season clown game, basically the fucking preseason
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cassidy licking his lips right now watching knobcuck
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This chinlet is not a captain
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Teds woke up off a flatline. Terminal lucidity moment
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Zayne parekh is the future of Indian hockey in Calgary
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this is really gay
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>>154148917
>flames can draft malholtra
Not so fast
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>>154148902
Gold Medal winner though...
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>>154148937
relax, hes 1/8th poo
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which teams are eliminated tonight?
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>ded wongs
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My sister is dating an Indian
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parekh is just bouchard without the offensive savantness
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>>154148960
How?
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>>154148953
His Y-gene is 100% indian. He's a good Punjabi boy and you have to accept it.
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>>154148968
They met at her job and have been dating for almost two years
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my broons keep on losing :(
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Not a lot of chances left to get excited about Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
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>>154148861
achievable natty?
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only a few more times to see my wife elizabeth irving this season.
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>>154148718
We lack the mental fortitude
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>>154148972
>The joke
>Your head
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Scar
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>>154148823
He drove so god damn fast
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>>154148990
nah need euro mountain genes
if you have some baltic viking genes, maybe you can pull it off
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>>154148978
been a rough streak though at least they eked out some points with OT losses
but I'm not holding out much hope for the last couple games except against the devils
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>How?
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>>154149002
Hes Indian from India I don’t know what the hell is this means
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>>154148138
but all of /hoc/ is a fren
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torts humiliation ritual about to begin.
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I miss Melody Martin
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>>154149022
i can think of 2-3 bad apples
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>>154149011
imagine if they miss playoffs after having this lead
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>>154149029
RIP
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>>154149022
most of nu/hoc/ is quite divisive just like (((they))) want.
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I miss the kaplan.webm
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>>154149024
not even he can fix vegass and marner
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flames themed thread next
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>>154149029
I wish she was still with us to see what her Sabres are doing.
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flames thread=time for bed
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>>154149051
i keep forgetting to save it when it is posted.
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>>154149059
They don't play tonight
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How about a Canucks edition?
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>>154149065
sleep tight fren <3
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Lmao it took a blood sacrifice of Melody Martin to die for the Sabres to start winning
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>>154149039
I bet she's happy and she has a pwhl gf
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jarry's on fire tonight. i believe he'll take us to the cup final
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>>154149078
Nah
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how the fuck are the bums like ben hutton and troy stetcher still in the nhl?
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god damn detroit i hate you so much
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>>154149078
good idea
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i am about to voluntarily watch the nashville predators
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>>154149019
why is he using his bare hands? Especially after getting raw yolk on them from cracking the eggs.
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>>154149127
>>154149127
>>154149127
NEW
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>>154148853
The teams we play that are already in the playoffs are not putting their best foot forward. We beat Carolina 6-3 the other night. They're barely playing their starters
>>154148876
Fuck you. We're outnumbered by leafs fans in our own city but we exist
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NUUUUUUUUGE
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>>154148718



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