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'stros
dodgers
Dodgers!
berds
Time to cream some Blue Gays
I'm a girl! A cubs girl!
winter ball is pretty kinoI like the balaclavas and neck scarves
Crew.
>took a nap at work for the game
Padres bench is limited but wtf is Stammen doing batting Cronenworth 9th
Braves on top.
Another day, another blow gays ass whooping!
>>154146801Setting up for the home run he'll hit next inning
Literally the only thing I like about California is the Dodgers
>>154146777ask me again without that dumb avatar and i might comply
>>154146811Shut up bitch lmfao
>>154146811>DodgersWhat do they dodge, though?
>>154146795>I like the balaclavas and neck scarvesthats just how people of color behave when its 60 degrees F
>>154146811The coastline is nice. Asada Fries are pretty good.
>rojas removed from game to attend to family matternoooo
how come theres football (soccer) markings on citifield?
>>154146811The only thing I know**
no...NO!!!!
games over gg
>>154146824TROLLIES
walktani to open the game
sneed #1 and sneed #2
>miz>4 batters, 4Ksis it too early to issue a 21K game watch
GOOD EYE SHO GOOD EYE
>>154146849no way he maintains the velocity, the hitters will eventually get to him
>>154146849>5 batters, 5Ks
GOOD RUN SHO GOOD RUN
>>154146834NYCFC plays there until their new stadium is finished.
why is lukes on this team
SANTANA JUST PITCHED A NO HITTER
this kid is gonna pitch a no hitter against us i fear
freddie flyout
>gausman is 35don't even really know how he looks like. i just assumed he was in his late-twenties
>>154146872usually not a fan of new stadium designs, but that render looks pretty good
>arizona didn't bunt the manfred runner overfools
If I had a minot league team they'd be the Skeletons
Cam Schlittler gonna win the Cy Young this year
>>154146893Millennials age the best
>>154146872no pipi
A Los Angeles Dodgers just flew over my house
why did the stankees let the mets steal luke weaver?
Reds
kek
>>154146905so true
why these bums can't hit skenes
glad to see our two most useless hitters are leading off
umpie got hops
Batter timeouts are gay
>>>/cric/
>>154146916Skenes is the best pitcher in the world right now.
>>154146915i didnt know bryce was pregnant
>>154146931yes darling?
>>154146933Cam Schlittler is better
Iz about DA METS BABY DA METS
METTIES WIN
Yamamoto ballin
DA METS WIN
Metties win!
this offence is fucking retarded
Ronny Mo!! Gg sneks :)
Mauricio is my nigga
before you say anything, no one cares mest
GG mets
stFdwtFbttd
MAURICIOOOOOOOO>serve up a middle middle meatball to a batter who is a guaranteed K on a pitch upstairsouch!
Hazel Mae aint it
>162 games>18 sets of 9 games>We're already through the first set
I thought mauricio left the team after 2025.
Woah, we got a nice Pitching duel going on Padrites game.
Uhh yeah, I'm thinking the Gay Grimace Mets are back
Yamamoto perfect game incoming
YA-MAMO-TORONTO
Gausman's photo on mlb is pretty smug
Pivetta got the curve working today
>>154146976Babe, why are you posting lewd anime?
>>154146990That’s what ur mum said lel
>>154146992I fucked her
>>154146999oh he klenked ya buddy!
kek padres, gotta catch those!
>>154146971She was hot like 25 years ago
>>154147000meant for >>154146958
Metsies are feeling goooooooood!!
poorats
Kek poorats
Tatis is so shit
PRIDErats kek
32 minutes until WW3. Are you guys gonna keep watching baseball?
>>154146976>>154146992For $200 a month in rent you could very easily afford an expensive graphics card. Maribel and Renko are making the smart choice.
sick double play by the brew there
>>154146989thought they had it in the bag kek
>>154147030
>>154147030nothing ever happens
Merrill is a dawg but he needs to work on his swing decisions s'more
Let's get this party started!
>>154147030trump is a retard
>>154147031Bud, I told you to stop impersonating my wife!
gems everywhere so far
>>154147030Going back 90 years before, best countries to play as in HOI4?
I’m a girl, a gay girl!
>>154147030They are signing a 2nweek ceasefire and opening the straight
60 mil a year for that?
>>154147030its weird, in the discords im in all the lefties are so desperate for it to be ww3 got such deep TDS that they want the Iranian war to go as badly as possibleanyway, tucker shouldve caught that
a 60 million dollar drop
Great fielding Tucker
>>154147030Why is it ww3 when ww2 technically hasn’t ended yet?
>>154147030>he fell for it again
fukken dodger broadcast stream having some trouble
>>154147063Tucker?
Pivetta slangin that curve
>>154147030let me know when i get drafted
>>154147030nothing ever happens wins again kek
its a swing at everything inning, is it
holy shit this team is truly doomed
>lateYams on the mound! YAMS ON THE MOUND!
lmao boston turned a routine double play into 0 outs klenk
>>154147084Tucker Carlson is a good baseball player name
al-Taqqiya Qatarlson
lukes dont swing the bat challenge: super extreme difficulty
>>154147050
The Blue Jays should sign Ryback if they want to go back to the World Series
>>154147030I was hoping for world war 3 now something much worse will be on at 5pm
Canadians love fouls
YAMMERMOTO
he did it! he didn't swing
Who's the worst bum right now in MLB that you can't understand has a contract?excluding guys on controlled minor league contracts
this team isnt going to do shit until minimum mid may
the streams have to be 10 seconds behind for some reason
>>154147046I watched the police bodycam footage of his arrest. He's a full-on junkie.
>>154147063You’re talking about the totally definitely not a war trust me bro, like it was justified to begin with.
Yamamoto fucks ya
*crack* *sip*yep looks like another night of falling asleep to my braves losing
The Korean Comet!
forgot how fast the comet really is
>>154147150lukes, hes on this team because he had one hot series against the stinkees
>>154147157take it to the trooncord, sis
KIMCHI KIM
M E M E S
>>154147157take it to the trooncord bro
Dodgers got em cornered for Ohtani
holy fucking hell this fucking team is actually jinxed
buntGODs win again
Chudtani
wahahahahahaha
BuntGods wya?
RBItanisingletani
RBI singletani
...and off goes the tv!
OH OH>>154147196brett butler
wait until this meme luck turns around aha...
blue gays will never win another game ever again.
Can we just sell the team to Brazil
RBI-tani
Nice bounce back battle, just get a hit already poodres lol
>>154147203how long that usually takes? two years?
what does tucker do
>>154147217EVERYTHING
cheatgers
>get home>Rosario knocks one outNever had a doubt.
good ol'fashioned pitcher duel
Yankees booth had Manny "Gas the Gays" Pacquio in for a half inning, proving they are the choice of STRAIGHT men in NYC.
using all your luck up on this team? fascinating choice. lol
>>154147217Yr mum lel
oh great now i think dodgers are jays and jays are dodgers because of the dodgers' new uniforms. it was the opposite yesterday
>>154147245Teams should be required to make their uniforms legally distinctive, it was a hell of a time last year too.
>>154147234is that who that was? i thought it was a member of the concessionaire. some small filipino talkin bout fish
>>154147234The boxer? He’s homophobic?
>>154147126Mariners you beat us last year but I love you guys.
>>154147234You literally sucked my cock last night and told me to call you Mrs. Mets tho…
Schlittler loses no hitter to MAX MUNCY THAT FUNKY MUNCY
>>154147261Yes, big time. Think he advocated to execute drug dealers when he was a politician in Flipville.
how are the astros doing since they lost a world series game 7 asking for a friend haha
great catch smoth
>>154147157>>>/trooncord/
>>154147251I agree. Every team in every sport should be given a unique color code.
Are any of you fans of Recker’s Twins?
>instead of a few muscles working at 100%, it's about 600 muscles all working together at 10%-YADA SENSEI
Hey bros, just wanna stop by and say George springer is a cheater, is washed, and should die in a fire.
>>154147304ohtani in the mariner's city connects
>>154147308>Recker’s Twins?You referring to his buttcheeks?
>>154147308recker posting hasn't been funny or interesting for at least 8 years. go back to lurking and do not vocaroo this
little miscommunication there heh.
>>154147322tough, but fair
just you wait, in 4 months when the jays stop swinging at pitches thrown at their head, then youll be sorry
>>154147322my man
>they spent money on michael cera gay commercial instead of hitters
>>154147308Do we ever!
>Nickkurtz
has any player ever had their bat circumcised? it's not against the rules, right?
>>154147348That hat looks familiar…
>>154147325Recker is now on the broadcast team for the Twins. https://www.si.com/mlb/twins/onsi/minnesota-twins-news/twins-unveil-2026-tv-broadcast-team-and-there-is-a-new-addition
>>154147356Keep that kufi on my brother
>Nick KurtzWhat were his parents thinking
how does this even happen
walk the FUCK back to the dugout!!!
it's over...
>>154147368Runs are scored when baserunners cross home plate safely
>>154147338The guy from Scott Pilgrim?
my poorats
>>154147368my fishie cats :-)
Hitlerbros...
the 637 fans that showed up tonight in pittsburgh are getting pretty excited
>>154147376how does one score 10 runs on 1 hit
How the ABS System looks like to CB
Moises slap!
>Hitler btfo by Nickurtz
>>15414738610-run home run
gonna need croney to hit a dinger here to MINDFUCK skenes
>>154147368just noticed that POR has 2 runs in 0 hits lmao
>>15414738610 people on base
>>154147386Oh you know what they say cowboy, easy come easy go.
>cant shitler
>weimar pitchers
the jays start with 1 out
Take Skenes out before he blows the game again he's at 75 pitches.
Dodgers are so busted they got Hyeseong Kim wasting away in the minors
Charlie Kirk is red hot right now!
anglels
Stunt on 'em Tatis!
good stuff
NO HITTER ALERT!!!SKENES NO HITTER!!!HE’S GOT A NOT HITTER GOING!!!
poorats finna throw
>>154147410it can happen!
>>154147452Literally lost it before you posted this
slurpoff so far
>>154147452ok you done it now asshole
I'm a pirates fan now :^)
Yamamoto is carving up these shitters
ANOTHER BRENDAN FLYOVER AMBUSH
>>154147464Right as I hit post. You’re welcome, or I’m sorry.
im just going to cope and say the jays just cant play in the cold
>>154147487>currently 29F in Torontobruh it's April
Maybe I just hate Canada, I dunno
>>154147487>>154147494It's so cold I'm all... shriveled up, if you know what I mean. I can't even do "that."
game is such a slurper that the broadcast is talking about old TVs
Jays have a balk and now the Jays manager is having a melty
>I'ma just take 2nd, thanks Gays are so bad
>>154147509Do what?
>blowgays manager tossedKEK
TOSSEDAND HES GETTING HIS MONEYS WORTH
Not a balk btw
damn the dodgers really are favoured by the mlb lmao
CHIMPOUT
BALK EM
BALK ALERT
He's so red over a balk.
>>154147528>the mlb
Are Dana White and Schneider related
what an embarrassing display
freeland :)>keknadian fielding
>Toronto fielding
lukes is SO ass
>BULLSHIT, FUCKING BULLSHIT>I DIDN'T FUCKING TOUCH YOUDid the ump accuse him of pushing? HOLY KEK
lukes you piece of fucking shit
mother fucker blew a gasket
It was a slidestep he does all the time, faggots. Fuck you btw.
Things are not going well in Toronto
nothing's going right for the blow gays
Lukes has been reaaaaaaalllly shit
>Team collapses>Punch Ohtani in the elbowDirty Canucks
>>154147546Looked like he said something to the Ump's back and the ump turned around and was like "excuse me?" and then tossed him.
John Schneider > John Schneider
Im going to need a jomboy breakdown of all of this
manfred is punishing us
ohtani got funny boned
freeMANfreeLAND
blow gays
Freddie is worth more than Ohtani
I'd love to punch a Dodger fan or two right now myself, and maybe some Yankees fans for good measure
Why doesn't someone just throw a fastball at ohtrannys head
Blue Jays having an epic melty
ok dude ohtani is dancing like a fucking soccer monkey
KEK, HE LITERALLY SOCKED HIM
yet another embarrassing display from canada. KWABOTY finalist
>>154147561you'll have to wait 5 or 6 business days for that sorry
>>154147575Oh yea I fucked her
>>154147572Ur gay lmao
Schneider melty up on Jomboy
>>154147577FUCK YOU IM NOT HAVING A MELTY YOU'RE JUST INSUFFERABLE FUCKING AMERICAN FAGGOTS WHO NEED TO FUCK OFF FROM EVERYTHING
Ohtani loudly screamed "FUCK!" after being hit, must have hurt bad.
Blow gays are better off without that shit manager
>elbows the catcher when he's making a throwwhat happened to japanese honour?
>>154147590*punches you really hard in the funny bone*
>>154147592He said calmly.
>>154147593karma
>>154147572I'm outside right now.
>>154147586wtf are they making out?
>>154147602trvke
>>154147586*smooch*
>>154147586
>>154147602We literally just extended him too lmao
Canadians literally malding
>>154147586giwtwm
hurtani lel
>>154147586If he blew the ump, he'd get better calls.
I think Miz is done.
>jays fans booing tucker more than ohtani nowhahaaaa
>>154147521You know...
>>154147638that's why Roberts has them DSLs
blowgaydoo 'em
I'll need a jomboy breakdown Asap
tuc K er
>And Ohtani is hurtJoe Davis almost gave me a heart attack
send all leafjeets to gitmo
>>154147586We ain’t even g- ohhh what’s the point…
>>154147592>Bro chill, it’s just a game.
>>154147652Why's he so mad tho
>>154147656So is Ohtani hurt or nah?
>>154147638working for roberts so far
What the fuck happened to the Blue Jays?
>>154147572>cucknadian talking about punching anybody
OHTRANNY IS KILL
>>154147652We need red emoji poster now more than ever
>tucker angry at himselfgood. GET ANGRY
ohtani barely got touched it was nothing. Total soccer fake injury moment
>>154147674manfred didnt like us eliminating the devilners
>>154147652Did somebody order a fat hairy tomato?
>>154147666Lost the WS a few months ago. Now getting BTFO by that same team. He was at his limit.
Was punching Ohtani really intentional though or was he being a baby?
>>154147454well duh, that's like one of three things you do in baseball
>Miz melty at Fenway
>falls off the platethats a balk>pitches normallybalk
It wasn't a balk imo
>>154147674they're back to their normal power level
Bogey goes BOOM!
>>154147674an entire offseason of /mlb/ shitposting about them caused multiple players to be eternally shook and now the Jays will be White Sox tier for the next decade or more until Canada is either annexed or the team is folded to Nashville.
I told em take his ass out
skenes can'teven clear 7. sad
>>154147674They remembered they're a bad baseball team
>>154147693His job is on the line and he’s sweating
bring the expos back and give hamilton a hockey team because this shameful display cannot continue
Feels good lads
Fuck2026 is just a sequel of 2025
>>154147652why do (north) americans yell right in your face?
>>154147707I would be physically upset if nashville finally got a team and they were a bunch of canadians.
>>154147715Phoenix, San Diego, Houston, Atlanta all deserve hockey teams before Canada gets another.
>>154147724name the Canadians on the Blue Jays right now
>>154147718inshallah
>>154147718kek trashtros
thought he had it in the bag kek
>>154147638C'mon John, it's for the club.
>>154147732Ryback
The baseball gods just really have it in for the jays
>>154147732The fat Dominican with a Russian name
>>154147732Poopy Butt Johnson
do the dodgers really need to pay the ump
holy crap trevor story hit a baseball
>>154147720Baiting for a punch. Having someone yelling right in your face, especially if they spit a lot and have bad breath does make you want to get violent.
Is some dumb fuck wearing a red marlins jacket behind the plate? lol, lmao
option lukes or we dont make postseason
Pirates blowben about to activate
>Sewers
Pat Murphy is a fucking retard. Miz shouldn't have even been pitching that inning.
>>154147746Did his miss his maple syrup enema?
>>154147753exactly what i was thinking - id swing at someone in my face like thathas an umpy ever snapped?
>>154147776Kek
>>154147546Is it time too panic now
>>154147572based
>>154147652Oldest trick in the book. Manager has a chimp out to wake up the team and get them going. Jays will win this game now and go on a winning streak
youre at the club and slap a girls ass and this guy immediately gets up in your grill. What do?
>>154147775Jizzer Outski kek
>jays getting raped and gaped>againThat team was always fraudulent
freddie :)
>>154147718I think the bats will remain healthy but yeah with this pitching we're gonna be losing a bunch of games with scores like 10-11
>>154147778Extremely rarely. There was a fight in 1915 where an ump beat up a manager with his mask. lol Not a fight, but there's the famous altercation between Weaver and Haller where they said some harsh shit to each other that got recorded.
John Schneider has been prescribed therapeutic MAID for anger management.
>>154147798Watch the Red Sux blow another lead kek.
>>154147056Equestria
>Alcantara already about to have 2 shutouts>after 3 starts
>>154147775His count was in the 80s after five. He left him in?
monkey
>>154147778no because umps are little beta b*tch bois
Now that Jeff McNeil is on the Athletics, I can appreciate him more.
>bobblehead night>the game they lost the world seriesLMAO BLUE JAYS
15 pitches in two innings is pretty good.
>>154147835never
>if this nigga dont shut the fuck up
freddie and pages knock gausman out of the game
>>154147842it literally says ALCS you illiterate
>>154147845cramp
gassedman
>>154147842they made him a jayjak
>>154147820KEK
seeing how two of those runs werent real, good showing for gausman
>>154147846kek
Pages is juicing btw, league won't test him since it's bad PR for the Dodgers
YUP ANDY P
>>154147832Bullpen is thin rn.
andy potheads the best player in baseball right now
>>154147448hello family friendly atmosphere enjoyer
>Mil-WALK-ee >Win last night because of walks >Lose tonight because of walks Liking the new script Manfred...
>>154147872DUDE
>>154147846based cool-headed umpie ignoring the angry gorilla
>>154147686Even the slightest tap to the funny bone hurts like a mfer. Now imagine an MLB catcher hitting you full force.
>>154147625>perfect loopsoulless
2010>the goal is to win a championship every year2011>or at least every other year, maybe2012>we are a fully operational death star2013>okay, new goals2014>the goal is to win the al pennant every year2015>this time, this is the year2016>I mean, this year2017>the new goal is to win the division every year2018>welp, maybe every other year2019>i think we have a lineup of hairy monsters2020>we are the most analytical team in the sport2021>new goal, winning the division isn't important2022>just have to get to the postseason2023>the postseason is just a crapshoot2024>analytics machine go brrrrrrr2025>xwOBA + HR - wRC / BMW + xWTF = #282026>i'm rolling it back, you know, becauseAre the Yankees fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
>>154147746HGH head
>>154147872He’s doing it for the culture
>>154147894nah, just German DNA
Crochet needs to get pulled
every possible bad thing has happened to the jays so far, except for death, so who is due
>>154147846>when they burn your chai coffee at singh hortons
Flyover slap!
>>154147872MVPages
Never seen so much small ball since midget porn
>>154147892
based flu
>>154147908I love chai though
>>154147910MARNIERS>MARNIERSAlso, MARNIERS
>>154147933Blowup doll ass bobblehead
>>154147924>shoots at the messanger while ignoring the messageConcession accepted
>lose most of your starters>lose catcher and guy who carried you for two months+What the fuck are my Jay's supposed to do?
>Croshit
>>154147933Would
Jay Buhner is in the booth, so time for TRUCKS, TRUCKS, AND MORE TRUCKS!First time sitting and watching a game since early last week. Hopefully, my Mariners can get it together.
>>154147933Pervert
my jays and marlins should merge, our pitchers their hitters
>>154147063it's weird, in the general I'm in this closeted Aussie is so desperate to come off as innocuous that he larps as a /nu/fan while casually sane washing war crime rhetoric and possible cratering of the global economy, probably justifying it from his religious beliefs, which others may or may not consider superstitious, because he's already on his way to getting his, never mind the countless innocent lives being disrupted or destroyed as this is happening.anyway, baseball haha>>154147173>>154147303kys midwit trash>>154147179got my eye on you, bruceI'll hang up and listen
I think the CHADRES should score at least two more runs
>>154147953Another late 2-1 loss incoming.
kim already having good game, but that was his moment
>>154147851Your United Baseball 2025 series MVP
berds vs nats
wtf yamamoto BROKE HIS ANKLEin BASEBALL
jimmy :)
>>154147958
not striking out after 4 is a nice change of pace
I HATE THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES! I HATE THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES!
>Yama finally allowed a hitTucker just made a big sigh of relief kek
I LOVE watching George pitch when he's on his game.
>>154147962Please no.DPPNice getting out of that, Kirby.
CODY TIES IT
>>154147985Give us Jase Bowen and Rodolfo Duran
kek sux
>>154147953seattle recs? do's/don'ts when staying near the convention center?
SPRINGER DOUBLE
>>154148005D I C K S or teriyaki
redsuxydoo ‘em
we did it, we got a hit with RISP
Jays still gonna lose.Springer always gonna be a bitch.
>>154148005Don’t hang your bare ass out your hotel window.
>jininez might be out toolmao jesus christ
>>154148005eat a bag of dicks
Ponce’s out with an ACL injury kek
>>154148028jimmy :(
>>154148023we both know i can't promise that
so is cumfarto actually good this season?
>varsho on baseare we back?
holy shitvarsho finally walked
Great job Vladdy!!!
Call stands!
>chokamoto
yowza, right in the smiths
Sanchez ground out. Streamfags in shambles
>not trusting Sandy to close out his 2nd shutout of the seasonfish are gonna lose now
imagine being named after a condom brand
Doggies get out of the jam
Good baserunning from Julio to force Seager to miss the DP throw
>>154148005Avoid the McDonald's on 1st avenue after dark, but if you go by there, just be cool and walk past all the homeless. They won't bother you if you don't bother them.Voodoo donut is not a far walk uphill from the convention center. Din Tai Fung is near there. Kas Sushi is one I like. Obviously, Pike Place is cool, especially during the day. There's a Beecher's Cheese down there. Take an Uber to Ballard, Market Street, they have some fun bars if that's your thing. I could literally type you out stuff all day. Coincidentally, I was there this last weekend for Sakuracon and there was a panel all about baseball episodes in anime (there are a fuckton of them). Why is the sound for the Mariners game delayed?
>>154147996kekjudge walkscody does nothingrice does nothingYankees lineup still waiting around for someone to hit a HR to produce runs. Sixteen years of that same shit. It hasn't worked. It doesn't work. It will never work. Cashman is going to keep running it back with the same failed philosophy until he gets lucky or fired.
>>154148066...checked...
Okamoto means condom
oh FUCK muncy just completed the play he couldn't complete in game 7 when the ball rolled too slowly towards him to get the out at 3rd. if that ball rolled a little faster, people would be calling that play genius
>Snorejon
>>154148077Sounds fine on tv.
Hazel is so cute bros
poodres pulling a blow gays
Yankees won that ballgame.
>>154148064Man I bought SNLA+ for $200 and I'm still several pitches behind live. At least my mom can watch the games without having to mess with pirate sites
Luke is NOT allowed to challenge pitches. He and Leo have lost the privilege.
>>154148091That's what I'm watching on. Dafuq, Raley?
>>154148077checked. fun bars AND sushi work just fine
nice bunt kek
>>154148100>can watch the games without having to mess with pirate sitesthis is why I don't use stream sites, it feels like i'm fighting for my life trying to get to fullscreen
i am benderplease insert baseball
it's okay... this was a game people thought we'd lose anyway....
>>154148064>not listening to it instantly live on an AM radiotvniggers btfo
Joe Davis just said "Keep your spirit"
>>154147958Bruce got em on edge!
>>154148114kek'd
NEW>>154148118>>154148118>>154148118
>>154148114Hank Aaron the 24th isn't even good enough to insert baseball.
Remarkable throw down to second base by Austin Wells. Yankees fielding is still the same caliber of turd.
It’s time to trade for a catcher.
>>154146794>>154146794>>154146794New
CALL UP COLT NOW
CWalk bomb
