8:00 Eastern on FS1
>>154147286kaw is the law
>His name is Silvers because he comes in second
>>154147286Billy!
Please lord let it be that they just beat up on a bad Houston team.
Crowd after anthem
tonight's battlehawks helmets are clean
>>154147381>chewsday footyWere the Friday TV slots full?
At least it looks nice out
attendance not looking good
Architect bros…This stadium is too young for this
Here we go battlebros. Please just shrek this dudes confidence
>>154147462Oh god
DEM GAYDED
Please tackle properly hawkies
What if I just kill myself
Erm... Combatchickens....???
>>154147469It’s worse than Allen ISDI know that Frisco isd uses this, but I’ve never been to a game here.They have the digital distance marker, but it doesn’t seem to be working
It’s just the scripted plays r-right battle bros?
>>154147425They only have one game Friday and it was Easter weekend, so they only had one game on each day.
Did they not watch any fucking film from last week? You can't just run man against these dudes every play.
>UFL kickersLMAO
>>154147493please dont kill yourself
all right our secondary is SHIT
>>154147526Will wait for the 2nd half to decide
Fendie here, come on Battlebros you're way better than the Gaydes
>>154147462Jesus…
Damn, this Silvers kid SUCKS
>>154147565What? Fuck the Battlehawks. I hate the Gaydes too for stealing our championship, but no way I’m ever rooting for St. Poois.
>>154147547lmao nevermind no fucking reason to wait
>SILVER QBS
OOF
.....okay I've seen enough of Silvers. Trade this turd immediately
>>154147462Architect, you say? I may have had something to do with it…
>>154147610>TradeNigga the UFL doesn't have a draft
Nice pick
GOD DAMNT IT BRO
>>154147628Yes they do. And they have trades.
Chickens could use a real QB like Ta'amu
>two dropped picks on the same driveTHAT'S why they play defense
two dropped ints now. that would have been a great int by mosley
>>154147676Cmon bro, no WR is making that catch
>>154147683I'm here to be a hater
BATTLEKEKS are playing lazy as fuck today. Fendies were their Super Bowl.
got a 1st in the 1st quarter. This is progress
False start, everyone but the center
Silvers throws the ball really fucking high
lol
HAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
He was not in the NZ, what the fuck are these reffies talking about?
there it is
KEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMN
>>154147806He was clearly in the NZ, they've been jumping just a little bit off all drive. STL just finally caught them.
No betting odds? No interviews annoying coaches and coordinators? No owner acting like an ass on the side line? This is unwatchable
>>154147822
>>154147819Bro, all he did was flinch, his hands didn’t even move.
>ZEBRA PUNCH
Nigga you are the tallest dude there, jump higher
why are the battlehawks burning all their timeouts right here?
How do you get an illegal substitution out of a timeout jesus christ.
>>154147868They think they get 3 per quarter.
>2nd TO of the drive>12 players coming out of a TOLmao chickens
>>154147843His head was across the ball, that's a NZ infraction.
>illegal formation after a time outlol
Did Deano give up on the UFL? Every game thus far has only been Kevin
you burned two time outs to kick a FG?
Well oiled machine those battlecucks
>>154147899He's the head official, but I guess Mike does the TV shit.
>>154147899>KevinWho?
>>154147891It really wasn’t, though. The view right down the line just showed him jolt a little. There were guys in their stances closer to the line than he was.
>>154147926>Los AngelesWhy? There are no teams there
TWINS
>PeytonThat's a guy's name though...
How do you get spun that bad bro god damn
>WHATS THE PLAY!?
This feels like a very frustrating game for both teams
>Assault!lmao
Way to blow up the hook and ladder, god damn
DOINK
>ran into his own teammateLol. Horribly executed
>DOINK
Billy’s got a gun
a little too early to be breaking out the hook and ladder
>Reed with more yards that Williams, Penix, and MayeI don't watch cfb, what went wrong? Why didn't he make it to the NFL?
>>154148087Western Kentucky doesnt play the same level of talent that USC, Washington, and North Carolina does
Tuck that shirt in, retard
why didnt they just take the points?!
Fuck I thought he had one down there. Damn.
>cocks
>>154148087Nothing went wrong, he ran a meme pass heavy offense against CUSA teams. He had 50 more attempts than Penix and barely 100 more yards. He had 100 more than Gayleb and fewer TDs.
>>154148131>>154148177Oh, ok. Still though, was he even picked up as a late rounder? Maybe it's a good reason I'm not an NFL GM, but I feel like someone would've at least taken a chance on him
>>154148194he didnt get drafted. Bears picked him up as an undrafted free agent
>>154148220Damn, that means he lost the QB battle to either Fields or Bagent. Grim
That shirt tackle from the last series was like a professional wrestling move, lmao. He swung the guy around and slammed him right into his teammate for the tackle.
Have you ever won something at a game?
>>154148194>Slow>Not tall>mediocre arm>slow processor>not consistent>dogshit against anyone outside the joke conferenceI wonder why he didn't get taken
>chickens out of TO'sKek Peepole
>>154148259No, but I once won a PS4 from my uncle’s work picnic.
>>154148275Based company picnic
Guys I don't think it was just an overmatched Houston team.
was waiting for them to have ward throw the ball
Lmao Battlecucks>week 1Flu game
Um..... u gonna do something, Battlehawks?
>>154148282yeah, Renegades look good this year
>Gaydes way up>Go for 2 anyways because they don’t trust their kicker to even make an extra pointSpecial teams are always the Gaydes’ biggest weakness.
Losing McCarron and Bect really ruined this team, goddamn
Does Silvers think Cole is still a Hawk? Jesus christ.
>>154148338Funny you should mention that. The Cucks had some feelers out for a different familiar face at QB.
>>154148291No you guys just suck.
>>154148365We’re your Super Bowl. Savor it while it lasts, because we have an actual O-line now.
>brown nigger soda hot
>>154148383>Beat a bottom feeder>Lose your mindsSounds about right.
>>154148361damn, seeing Nooch in the league again would have been fun. i think webm related was the last time he suited up
>>154148394Oh, because you’re not getting absolutely ass blasted right now? You beat a squad that game Ta’amu no time in the pocket with two of his top targets out. Keep celebrating your Week 1 Super Bowl.
ayo he just got hit in the balls
Battlecuck down!
Can you imagine if the Hawks had a single decent goal line play?
>>154148424Damn, I didn’t know he was ever even with the Falcons.
>>154148458damn, i missed it. did someone punch him?
lmao
>>154148487That’s like some 70s Raiders level dirtiness lol
lmao bro, what the fuck was #79 doing?
>aviators play dallas next week
Left tackle flinched, that's a false start.
Gaydes...
>>154148522Please become a juggernaut out of nowhere and obliterate them.
lmfao
Reed should arm punt here
Is Reed mic'd up or is he just really loud?
I NEED A FOOTBALLLLLL!
Why does nobody ever attempt the 4 point field goal. Literally a better shot vs a 4th and 21 with 5 seconds left
What a throw.
79 is a liability for this Gaydes team. Almost every problem with their line has been with him.
>>154148550here you go!
>>154148559Brother isn't that like a 75 yard FG from there? Why would they try that?
>>154148559Their kicker sucks. The literally elected to go for 2 earlier because he’s already missed an extra point.
THIS GAME STINKS
>>154148477iirc the Falcons signed him because Emory Jones concussed himself the previous preseason game
God that Stallions vs Gamblenecks game was so good
I swear I’m sitting next to a bunch of player’s wives
Is Reed eating skittles in the locker room?
>no halftime showAww
>>154148639Figure out if they’re Gaydes or Hawks and if they’re Hawks, loudly shit talk them constantly and obnoxiously. Bonus points if you figure out what specific players they’re married to so you can pick on them exclusively. Where were you last game, btw? Did you not get tickets to that one?
>>154148635it was beautiful spaghetti kino
>>154148683It might be a bunch of 3rd teams here watching the game too. Obnoxious behavior and clogging the aisle despite just how empty this stadium is.
>>154148672thank god. for how much this league is hemorrhaging money, a live concert for twelve people is a waste of money
Lol which teams did Silvers win an Owl with?
>>154148746he didnt. im pretty sure they were talking about Proehl lol
>Silvers starting 2nd halfFuck off Battlehawks. You can't be serious
>Saint Louis Battlepunts
Pearson fucking sucks. He has sucked shit the entire time we have had him. Jesus christ. Worthless.
Hawks are dropping way too many passes
>>154148672We had 8 guys hitting some drums.
>>154148601Damn, so his last action was preseason? Wish they never would have axed the Draggies. He could have been a mainstay.
>white qbs
>>154148797Yeah, preseason 2025. I believe they cut him after the game. The Broncos also signed him to their practice squad last year after Nix broke his ankle at the end of the playoff game vs Bills but i dont think he ever saw an action.PICKED OFF
PIGGED
>>154148787caught a pick at least
What is wrong with this league. Why arent they following a script like the NFL, are they letting them run a legit shoot? So unprofessional
LMAO this nigga sucks
>Bronzes
>>154148930he was like this with my roughnecks as well
>>154148963I'm glad we decided to run back the fucking 2023 Roughnecks instead of the 2020 roughnecks. Very fun.
Depression bird
>>154148672It was only for the home openers.
It’s working now
>>154148981That means you totally collapse after the halfway point in the season.
Wait wait, why cant they punt?
My Fendies would BOOTYBLAST both these shitty teams
Ticky tack DPI for sure, but makeup for that missed hold.
the social media managers for all the teams are always inactive during the 3rd quarter of every game for some reason
>>154149014What is?
THESE HAWKIES STINK
>>154149021We're speedrunning it and collapsing after the first game.
>>154149025new rule this year. teams cant punt after crossing the 50 yd line
>>154149035The line to gain feature in the sticks
>>154148672still have DC's this weekend
FEDORA FEDORA FEDORA! M'LADY!!!!!!!!!
>>154149067And Birmingham
>>154149014The aviators had the same problem. Does your scoreboard also not have a spot for timeouts?
>>154148783Someone get out the towel tantrum video, I’m phoneposting.
>>154149093
damnit reed you're actually allowed to throw it again in this league
>>154149055I love this tinkering silly stuff
Wonderful. I fucking love, LOVE, giving up 3rd and forever. It's like Donnie Abraham never fucking left.
>>154149108He tossed that towel on there because the camera was injured
>>154149142Shoulda gone to the stairs instead.
>>154149086It’s a stadium used for hs football, so it does show that as it’s a custom graphic package
Love post play penalties that they never show.
HAVE SOME COMPOSURE MEN!!!!!
>>154149142That actually predates the medical towel meme. Here’s an irl towel from 2024 Week 4 for your trouble, though.
>>154149165it still bothers me to this day that they wouldnt let us see the replay of one of my roughnecks players getting an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for squirting one of the reffies with his water bottle
Jesus christ why would you do that you god damn retard
>>154149185nice. was that from the spaghetti rain game?
>>154149187
Billy is getting down with the boys
Kek2026, the year of the Battlecucks
lookin like that game against the gamblers wasnt an aberration
Please just give Pratt or the CFL guy a drive.
Our DB have him a 1st down talkin smack
>>154149305is pratt on the active roster?
>>154149209Yeah, it was. The game where the shirtless Ponies fans thing started like your pic related. I’m still pissed that they wouldn’t let us punt before the delay. The mishandled snap on the first play after coming back for the safety cost DC the game in the end.
UNFATHOMABLE
WEW, NICE DIVE
THAT BOY FLEW
FINALLY THE ONLY TE HAS THE TD
>OPI challengelmao. I bet they get it despite it being awful
What’s Poops up to these days?
NICE PLAY
HAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
UH OH
9 point drive classic hawks!
OH SHIT MCCARRON INCOMING
um.... Gaydies??
TYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Can't leave your white boy hanging
FENDIEBROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
>Gaydes collapsingNEVER DOUBT THE BATTLEHAWKS
Cardiac kaws are doing it again
are they gonna do it again?
>>1541495222023 Cardiac Kaws was fun as shit
Why isnt butler in the nfl? He seems good enough to at least be a backup
>>154149561He's very very hot and cold. And he doesn't play special teams.
hsbfg did you make a pass at Silvers' mom?
>>154149561Steelers gave him a call after 2023, but I think they cut him for injuries or something before the preseason.
I think they just choked away the game with that timeout. What the FUCK is that clock management
Wonder how teams are adjusting their midfield play calling to take advantage of the new rule. I don't mind it.
>>154149601Worry not cowboyfag, MY hawkies are unbeatable at fucking it up
>>154149613Nobody collapses more extraordinarily than the Renegades under pressure
That's some fucking refball.
>>154149583My wife wouldn’t let me
Fire 96 for advanced chimping
>>154149621You were saying?
nigga
>>154149638Refball is uncontrollable. Dont worry. Plenty of time. Can an anon post that horrible hook and ladder attempt and that Luis Perez last second pick from last year?
>>154149656Best I can do
DAGGER
That was a STRIKE
Honestly I haven't been impressed by the Dallas QB. Yes they're winning and he's got all them TDs but he looks very scattershot.
Nvm. RENEGADES DYNASTY IMMINENT
>>154149679Cope ass post
Had to take Billy home guys
>>154149681Be careful bro. Birmingham is the only team to win as the top team
>>154149656i dont have the hook and ladder play but i have the int vs the defenders
>next game is kings
>>154149686A little cope for sure, but I never got it with Perez either. Feels like the Dallas QBs get more hype than they deserve. Perkins is way better than this dude.
Game ending pick incoming
>>154149710No see throwing it would require courage. Game ending slip incoming
>>154149693I guess I have to start compiling for OUR Renegades>>154149690Red and blue. Its like poetry, it rhymes.>>154149699THE Spring King is a decent player.
>Sliding after a fucking 3 yard gainYou fucking suck
I thought the clock stopped after a 1st down?
>multiple slidesyou fucking cowards. You legitimately disgust me.
>>154149726i've got plenty of those
>>154149726Forgot my image.I will say, Battlehawks havent been as crazy fun to watch this year. DC hasnt lost any momentum it feels like, but I havent been able to sit down and comfortably watch a full game since columbus and orlando
>>154149716
>>154149741It's college rules, it stops while they set the ball/for 5 seconds.>>154149710I stand corrected
OH WE ARE SO BACK
>>154149752
>>154149693I’m still furious that I missed this because they just NEEDED to get into their hour and a half block of niggerball pregame.
