TOP HEADLINES>Colorado QB Dominiq Ponder's BAC double limit in fatal crashColorado quarterback Dominiq Ponder had a blood alcohol level twice the legal limit for driving under the influence when he died in a single-car crash near Boulder, according to the autopsy report from the Boulder County Coroner's Office.>Executive order aims to limit NCAA athletes to 5 years, 1 transferPresident Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools.>TCU coach Sonny Dykes receives multiyear extensionTCU and coach Sonny Dykes have agreed to a multiyear contract extension, the school announced Friday.>Indiana's Cignetti backs Hoover after turnover dig by DykesIndiana coach Curt Cignetti reiterated his support for transfer quarterback Josh Hoover while responding to recent comments from TCU coach Sonny Dykes about Hoover's high turnovers total.
My Aztecs
>less than five months to go>A Virginia circuit court judge denied Virginia quarterback Chandler Morris' request for a preliminary injunction to play a seventh season on Thursday.>Morris' attorneys argued he was wrongly denied a waiver by the NCAA for his 2022 season at TCU. Morris suffered a knee injury in the Horned Frogs' season opener that he said significantly impacted his mental health.>Morris returned from the injury to play in three more games as a backup, including the College Football Playoff championship game. His attorneys said those appearances were part of a medically prescribed mental health treatment plan and that the NCAA disregarded mental health documentation submitted on Morris' behalf in denying his waiver.lol
>>154150887>medically prescribed mental health garbage time minutesNow I’ve heard it all
>Student-athletes now have the option to use AI Entry Assist when entering a deal into NIL Go, which scans a deal document and auto-fills key information for the student-athlete to review and confirm prior to submission.
My longhorns are giving me nothing but bad news from training camp>everyone is hurt and only freshmen are doing good >we forgot to get a middle linebacker and now the entire 40 million dollar roster depends on the absolute SHITTER transfer Justin Cryer from Florida state >our 5 star DBs are getting out performed by a Rutgers transfer who is 5’10 and slow as fuck >offensive line getting wrecked by our D line same as last year >arch is hurt>the spring game is cancelled because our team is so in shambles that we can’t do it >we literally have no middle linebackers>5 star (number 9 player in the country for his class) Jonah williams got hurt playing baseball and probably won’t even play football >sark is bragging about how good the team is to the media, probably drunk >Kyle flood still not fired >cam Coleman still can’t stop jumping for every throw even when he could catch it running >5 star Kaliq Lockett got hurt >we don’t have viable linebackers that weigh over 215 pounds
>>154156071its over.
>>154147874>President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools.https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/48433858/reports-ncaa-discuss-five-year-eligibility-proposal>The proposal, which mirrors language written into the executive order issued by President Donald Trump last week, would give athletes five years of eligibility with the clock starting at the earliest of two dates: either when they turn 19 or graduate high school. There would be limited exceptions but they would not involve injuries, which has been a common reason for players to ask for extra eligibility.
Perhaps no transfer portal quarterback has higher expectations this fall than Leavitt. The same goes for Kiffin. However, this could be the perfect marriage if two things happen -- Leavitt stays healthy and he increases his completion percentage. In two years as a starter, he has only completed 61% of his passes. He's an exciting riverboat gambler who will take risks, but he also make spectacular plays. His ability to create off-platform throws while keeping his eyes downfield under pressure should flourish in Kiffin's system. The foot injury that ended his 2025 season remains a concern, but his gutsy performance against Texas Tech while injured showed his toughness. With elite left tackle Jordan Seaton protecting his blind side and an improved offensive line, Leavitt has first-round potential and the Tigers hold CFP capabilities.
>>154156071ARCHIEARCHIEARCHIE
Reminder that Norvell and Dykes won National Coach of the Year awards in years where Kirby beat em by a combined 128-10. Brian Kelly has 0 natties and 2 National Coach of the Year awards. Kirby Smart has 2 natties and 0 National Coach of the Year awards.
>>154166712kirby really should have a coach of the year award thats crazy. He probably should have won it last year. That team was pretty much dog shit and he still won the SEC.
Why is there so much hype for USC going into this season? No way they're making the playoffs at all.
>>154172460They are bringing in the number 1 class of freshmen. I would be excited if I were them too. That waffle guy really does remind me of the guys they used to have in their hay day. But of course you are right they are going to be too young. And while I massively respect Gary Patterson. Dude is pretty old and has been out of the game a while. So now we have young ass players and are installing a new defense and our coach is probably rusty too. Crazy that programs like Texas and USC couldn’t poach the Indiana defensive coordinator and had to settle for old guys instead. Who the fuck actually wants to live in indiana, it’s such a piece of shit. Compared to sunny Southern California or Austin Texas. And not to mention they could pay you a lot more too I’m sure.
>>154162655this will lead to no more kinos like this: >>154173000
Speaking of USC
We live in a post virus world now, football and sports in general are never coming back. /sp/ is dead, enjoy the same threads over and over again for the next 5 years(after that Hiro will delete the board).
powerful
>>1541776232020 was 6 years ago
For me, it is the Dukes of JMU. The best G6 team.
let her cook
>>154180750>he named his son “Shitter” and his daughter “Salami” Based coach prime keeping them humble
It's spring game season in the world of college football with nine Power 4 schools holding an event on Saturday, April 11.The SEC will take most of the spotlight with four games, including the debut (of sorts) for new Florida coach Jon Sumrall and a quarterback battle at Alabama between Austin Mack and Keelon Russell.Here's a look at the top storyline, a position of intrigue and player to watch for each Power 4 game this weekend. Returning leaders and notable additions courtesy of ESPN Research.
>>154147874For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team coached by a guy born in the USSR.
fresh out the oven
last one
gophies :)
>>154190281SMU please
Alabama seriously is a nigger team. You can tell the “locker room” wants keelon russel. They will literally try harder for him and probably sabotage the white dude. It’s Jalen Milroe all over again. Deboer is not a buck breaker. He is used to coaching a bunch of big 10 Timmies who tell him yes sir.I’m not just talking shit either. I’m putting down money right now. Taking the under on 8.5 wins
>>154177623We all moved to X now that you can say nigger without getting banned
>>154205854Yeah it’s a combination of that and the captchas getting too tedious. I still post here but only when I’m on my PC I don’t have the patience to phone post on 4chan anymore
new batch
>thread is all AI sloppa
How the hell can I find my cfb team to root for, there's a million of them. Guess I'll support the cfb team that is based in """my""" NFL teams city
>>154174266Remember when Texas A&M had the #1 recruiting class under Jimbo Fisher and squandered their entire season? Same shit is going to happen to USC.
>Tfw I have BS and a postgraduate degree from two different B1G schools, $85,000 in student loan debt, and haven't held a full time job in 2 years.
>>154208287the one that resonates with you on a personal, spiritual level, as long as it's not anOSU.
>>154208459probably. Its really only receiver, DB, and running back that you can expect to be worth a shit as true freshmen. Any other positions just require more development of strength
breaking news: Ruben Bain killed a white girl in a car crash where he was issued a reckless driving citation in 2024. The victim was also a student at miami. They were able to sweep this under the rug somehow but NFL teams found out.
>>154212719Ol tiny arms Bain
>>154212719He looks like a giant midget
>>154196045
>>154212719Why does he look so funny
>>154212719Mcshay said the nfl have known about this for months kek
Posting this to educate anyone who thinks "week 0" is a thing (it isn't)
Which reciever are you guys excited about for the 2026 season? For me its Ryan Coleman-Williams
The weak should fear the strong.
Pic related measures the likelihood of Mendoza being a bust. I think Jeremiah Love is the best all-around player in the draft.
>>154222172Insane opinion to me. Love had a hard time staying healthy in college and he plays running back. You can’t spend a top 10 pick on that. Me I think Sonny styles is the best player. Super versatile and off the charts measurables and a good head on his shoulders, no brainer.
>>154222172Mendoza is too high IQ to be a bust
>>154222222faggot
>>154222222WASTED
>>154222222Holy fucking sextuples and correct opinion
Why don't the student athletes sue Trump for imposing that 1 transfer?
>>154222222Wasted
>>154214438>week 1>It's 16 days long
>>154222222well now I have to agree with you
It's really hard to dig up offseason news for CFB compared to the NFL
Absolute crying bullshit that the SWC doesn’t exist anymore. Imagine this fucksquad + OU and OKST in the modern era instead of this frankenverse where taco tech and SMOO are dog walking 2nd rate conferences, while UT/A&M/OU are competing with a bunch of southerners who’s entire GDP is half of what each of them boasts individually. Texas college football should have always been contained to a single conference because otherwise it just overpowers the identity of other ones like some invasive species.
>>154222271Because Trump’s EO has absolutely no legal framework for enforcement, so colleges would first have to actually implement his retard babble for the players to have anything to sue.
>>154225454There already isn't a legal framework until title ix gets repealed so what difference does it make
>>154208287For starters, you should really limit your options to schools in a p4 conference (SEC, B1G, Big 12, ACC) unless you just want to be some weird performative hipster that bandwagons a foreign team who’s games aren’t even reliably broadcast on tv.
>>154212719Nevermind all that, how on earth did people ever think it was a reasonable debate to draft Ruben rex over David Bailey?
>>154225301Taco got butt raped on national television the minute they played someone with a pulse. Anyone with half a brain knew they were frauds. If anything, the B12 never should’ve been a thing and keksas and ass to mouth should’ve headed to the PAC and SEC back in the 90s and we might would’ve had something other than this P2 bullshit we have now. >>154225454I got bad news for you, the overwhelming majorly of EOs are exactly the same. Including, and especially, Affirmative Action which was in direct violation of the Civil Rights Act
>>154225301Taco got butt raped on national television the minute they played someone with a pulse. Anyone with half a brain knew they were frauds. If anything, the B12 never should’ve been a thing and keksas and ass to mouth should’ve headed to the PAC and SEC back in the 90s and we might would’ve had something other than this P2 bullshit we have now. >>154225454I got bad news for you, the overwhelming majority of EOs are exactly the same. Including, and especially, Affirmative Action which was in direct violation of the Civil Rights Act.
>>154212719welcome to the Chiefs
>>154225999>>154226005Fuggin shitty internet in the shitter https://youtu.be/7zTei5RMhQ8?si=Jf_uEJ3xunIJbGrp
>>154208496Welcome to the PhD program.>he thinks he’ll get a job with masters lollmao
>2026 college football Way-Too-Early Top 25: Spring update1. Ohio State Buckeyes2. Oregon Ducks3. Georgia Bulldogs4. Notre Dame Fighting Irish5. Texas Longhorns6. Indiana Hoosiers7. Miami Hurricanes8. Texas Tech Red Raiders9. Ole Miss Rebels10. Texas A&M Aggies11. LSU Tigers12. BYU Cougars13. Oklahoma Sooners14. Michigan Wolverines15. Penn State Nittany Lions16. Alabama Crimson Tide17. Washington Huskies18. Utah Utes19. Iowa Hawkeyes20. USC Trojans21. Louisville Cardinals22. SMU Mustangs23. TCU Horned Frogs24. Houston Cougars25. Tennessee Volunteers
>>154228445>6 of the 9 SWC schoolsIf they could have held together until the NIL era they would run the sport
>>154228445>nd at 4 lollmao
>Chancellor Mnookin is leaving to become President at Columbia>AD Chris McIntosh resigned to become the B1G's Deputy Commissioner of Strategy>A new Chancellor and AD means Luke Fickell is 110% canned if he doesn't perform well next season>Wisconsin just signed a bill that grants UW-Madison an extra $15 million in NIL funds per year>deepest QB room in years; our best QB from last year is now the 4th string QB>signed 7 of the top 8 in-state recruits for 2027, including a four star running back who ran for 3500 yards and 60 TDs last year and multiple four star O-LinemenYep, I think my Badgers are back.
>>154231549They wouldn’t be ranked. The only reason most of them are ranked is because they play literally nobody. Keksas and ass to mouth deserve to be ranked, albeit far lower, the others do not.
>>154225301I agree the SWC should still exist, but do you mean UT-Austin? UT was a founding member of that conference of southerners.
>>154235432This SWC was two big dogs and a bunch of albatrosses
>>154228445Retard
>>154236497Keksas is the longhorns. Ass to mouth is the aggies. Those are the only two SWC teams that should be ranked in current year. Taco got btfo the moment they played a real team, the b12 is a bunch of jokes.
>>154238965Ok, that doesn't really effect my main point which was that UT refers to Tennessee and not keksas.
>>154238965Rice deserves to be ranked
>>154239366You mean volunqueers or tennesshit.
I think the Dukes will win the Sun Belt and be in the race for a playoff bid
>>154236497UT is Texas bro. Texas is the more nationally relevant and well known program. Texas is a blue blood. Doesn’t matter who is older. Just like USC is southern Cali it’s not South Carolina. The bigger brand gets the nod. You can cry about it but it only makes Tennessee look like pathetic angry little brothers who cannot accept their place.
I don't know how things are down in hillbilly land, but here up North (where the highest-quality football is played), UT is the Toledo Rockets
Today I learned James Madison and George Mason are different schools lol imagine being so irrelevant
>>154158395Mark Stoops will carry you to greatness
My LSU Tigers are gonna win the Natty next seasonMy Saints are gonna win the Super Bowl next seasonMy Spurs are about to win an NBA Championship this summerFeels good bros
>>154242446Both of you are wrong UT is Tampa. Texas is UTA and Tennessee is UTK
>>154239410
>>154243287>he thinks kiffin can win anythinglollmao
>>154238965Blowu was also in the SWC
>>154245121For a few years. Spiritually, they’re Big 8.
There is only one UT and Bevo is its mascot.
>>154245662Based.
>>154245662Odd, I can't seem to find Bevo anywhere on ut.edu, I think you might have got UT's mascot wrong.
>>154245662>changed their name from texas university to fit in with others>seethe endlessly when reminded of this fact
>>154245228I know, I wasn't saying they were there very long, just that they were there.
>>154246537what's the reason ASU is so high
>>154246965All women are whores.
>>154246965I think one of Epsteins friends was a professor there and included the school name in his email signature.
>Beginning in 2027, college football could have an earlier official start to the season, as the NCAA's Football Oversight Committee on Thursday recommended a standard start before Labor Day weekend.>Under the proposal, the regular season would begin on the Thursday of what is now called Week Zero, and still end on the Saturday after Thanksgiving. Schools would have 14 weeks to schedule 12 games. This model would give teams two open dates and allow for "flexibility for potential changes to the postseason.">week 0Here they go again, must've seen my post >>154214438
>>154247232He had friends at MIT and Harvard also.
>>154244457He's already won my heart thoughbeit
I'm down to watch international divegrass at Bryant Denny Stadium.
>>154243207>today I learned im retarded and can't tell the difference between a school with football and a school without football
Honestly it looks like Texas is doing something pretty interesting. Looks like they want to fill out the entire 105 man roster limit with quality players. Just picked up Darius Snow from sharty and they are taking a visit from an almost top 200 guy committed to a juco. And they got another guy yesterday. If the plan is to start doing things like Nebraska did back in the day where you basically run 3 practices simultaneously and get your players hyper experienced I think that’s smart as fuck. It looks like they are building NFL style practice squads or something.
>>154247626It should honestly start even earlier
Oklahoma >2003 national championship loss vs LSU >2004 national championship loss vs USC >2007 fiesta bowl loss to boise state (lol)>2009 national championship loss vs Florida >2015 orange bowl semi final loss to Clemson >2017 rose bowl semi final loss in overtime to Georgia >2018 semi final blowout vs bama>2019 peach bowl semi final blowout vs LSU >2025 home game playoff loss after 17-0 lead vs Bama Chokelahoma
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Ass to mouth vs LSPoo tonight
>>154255092They have the number one recruiting class for 2029 bro watch your mouth
>>154255092Is that 9 straight losses in natty/playoff games?
>>154252307>just signed a transfer cornerback from Brown todayYeah this is one of the more interesting things going on right now. Texas is going to build practice squads like an NFL team. Pretty smart since the roster size limit got increased. Depending how much money it costs
>>154212719
>>154241629Fucking right they will, go Dukes
>>154259862They expected one of us in the wreckage brother
>>154172460USCfag here. No idea, really. Schedule is brutal and the same problems plague this fucking team every season with Riley. I think it’s more likely the bottom falls out and he gets shitcanned than USC makes the playoff. 9-3 is like the best case
>>154259883Cute!
>>154208287Finland would be either North Dakota State, Minnesota, Wisconsin or maybe Iowa.
>>154212719>>154259862>>154260439Outstanding
You are watching your team's spring game...aren't you anon?
>>154267023I’m from California and I have never been to Michigan or Ohio. I have no connection to either state at all. And I can telll you that Ohio looks like a bunch of beta faggots and Michigan look like alpha psycho Chads. Just from my perspective that’s how it is.
>>154267087ok dave
>>154267023
>UK only has 2-4 possible wins on their scheduleOh boy, we're back to being a free win for basically everyone in the conference.
>>154267663>Thinking they will beat Youngstown State
>>154267771Minimum they have possible wins against South Alabama & Youngstown State. Might get a win against an SEC team if they're also shit. Vandy might be shit again without their QB. Cocks were shit last year, so might be able to beat them unless they improved a lot. Other than that, they aren't beating anyone else.
>>154267087>I'm from Californiaopinion discarded
just learned that college players are now paid and can just transfer schools like it's nothing
Apparently they are letting blacks play on the football teams now. Crazy stuff
>college kickers
>>154269463>methodist kickers
>>154267945Every college player is a free agent every year. It's unsustainable and just a matter of time until they become contracted for multiple years with clauses, so the college can recoup some money if they player transfers before the contract is up.
>>154270349
>>154271152>https://x.com/yakubbsmonster/status/2045578828467020048kek
>>154255092>Mentions 2007 Fiesta bowl but not 2008 when they got waxed by a coachless WVU team minus Steve Slaton when pundits before the game said OU was the best team in the country at the time
>>154271251tough wind
>>154271065Not true. My red raiders are doing multi year contracts now and nobody just up and leaves like that. You have a contract skill issue
>faggies got their team captain linebacker and number 2 reciever injured in the spring game No surprise desu faggies gonna fag
>>154275541Disregard this post I’m drunk and didn’t finish reading the post I’m replying to
>>154269463>call yourself "CFB journalist">your hard hitting report is that a college kicker missed a kick in spring practiceThe entire profession deserves ridicule and scorn
>>154275567Irrelevant since they didn’t ditch their negroid QB.
>>154276122Every cfb reporter is totally and completely owned by the coach/athletic director of the team they report on. If they reported anything unflattering they lose access simple as
how is my Alabama Crimson Tide looking
>>154279520Keelon Russel is Jalen mildew 2.0
>>154275541>>154275578Ironic since Cincinnati is suing Brendan Sorsby for breaking his contract by transferring a year early. UC will win the lawsuit and then every school will contract players to protect themselves. College is now officially a Rookie league. At this rate, the NFL might as well buy up the CFL, UFL, and start their own 18-21 year-old league to complete their minor league system.
I'm hoping this is one of the great years for AF or Army, or if Navy can find a good replacement for their QB. They'll never be allowed in the playoff, but still nice when they do well.
>>154285535>he roots for zogngmi
>>154288917No, I root for the Flexbone. I watched New Mexico back when they ran the Spread Triple Option. After my main team, I go by offense, and then chaos.
>>154289124Cope
>>154289629Enjoy the exact same shitty Spread offense that 99% of teams at every level has been running the past 15 years.
>>154289756Still not enlisting, sarge.
>>154290370So I'm pro zog because I liked New Mexico when they ran the Spread Triple Option? How about when all the major teams were running the Wishbone? How about when I watch HS games of them running the T-formation? Better yet, how about when I watch teams running the Swinging Gate?You won't answer any of that because you're a braindead /pol/tard. Enjoy thinking about the jews 24/7 while they don't even know you exist. What a sad fucking existence. Filtered. Reply more, I'll never see it. I know you can't resist, all sub-60 IQ retards still reply. Do it, show just how low your IQ really is.
>>154290523dam u mad lmao how bout u sit on my wishboner wile I run tha swingin gayte on ur booty cheeks lulz rekt
Natty odds on Kalshi >texas 12%>indiana 11%>notre dame 11%>ohio state 10%>oregon 9%
coach primate
>>154301452In no world does Texas not at least make the Natty game. The ratings for it would be extreme, as would the gambling. It makes too much sense.
Hi, I'm here from /nfl/. I see that 3 out of the top 5 prospects in >our draft are from Ohio State. I'm sure that means they won some important college football trophy or whatever you have. What should I congratulate them for winning?
>>154301645The talent on paper is ridiculous but the spring game was not encouraging at all to me. The defensive lineman can ragdoll the offensive linemen and fork lift them into the backfield at will. It’s honestly comical how bad the offensive linemen at Texas are. Like the starting linemen get bullied as if it’s the JV vs the Varsity team. It’s like they give steroids to the defense linemen and put the offensive linemen on a vegan diet. Truly it’s bizarre that they are so fucking weak and uncoordinated.
>>154301645Nice to see the texas back institute still has its doors open in the offseason.
>>154291576Gottem.
>>154279819This, but the opposite
>>154305212>another 5 star black quarterback from texas with all the physical tools and questionable decision making who the “locker room” supports religiously
>>154301645>In no world does Texas not at least make the Natty game.Arch is still their qb retard
>>154310798Their o-line is still hot garbage, too.
>>154312037>>154310798Arch was literally the best QB in college football in the back half of last year. Their o line is still going to be garbage though that’s true. There is a major culture/coaching problem there. The NFL draft will see the universal 5 star Texas guard DJ Campbell go in the 6th round. Absolutely unacceptable lack of development. And it really is baffling because the development on the D line tends to be top tier.
>>154313807>Arch was literally the best QB in college football in the back half of last year.No. He only completed 2/3rds of his passes once in the second half of the season. He threw less INTs in the last half of the season but his completion percentage also dropped. He wasn't playing better than Mendoza, Chamliss or Beck
>>154317378keksasfags are delusional, news at 11
>>154226005speaking of taco, wonder where Jacob Rodriguez ends up
>>154317378lol muh completion percentage. You don’t watch football. He had a beyond shit tier offensive line and recievers dropping passes everywhere.
>>154317378I would take him over beck in an instant. Chambliss you are probably right he was better. Mendoza is a system baby
>>154325288>married to female militaryThe cuck chair
>Alabama just extended DeBoner for a new 7 year contract at 87.5 million Kek!
>>154330043What could possibly go wrong?
lmao bro that is an insane extension for bamaprogram is cooked
ROLL DAMN TIDE
Bama putting all their chips in on mediocrity wasn't in my bingo cardGoing to see if their message board's got any juicy reactions
>>154335518They will pretend its all good until the first loss of the season and then I will be tuning in to feinbaum to hear the melt downs
>>154305694Russell can make decisions, Milroe could not. Their styles arent comparable.
>>154335518
Can I get a Texas back status update?
>>154248767Neither of those are in any of the current power conferences.
>>154339805These days the extension comes a year before the firing in some kind of weird "double down" logic
>>154339805
>>154341143Bulging disks causing urinary incontinence.
>>154342441Neither is ASU.
>>154341143Notice how he is just getting a ticket instead of being arrested like a Jawja bulldog would
Coach Inmate
Men were a mistake
>>154352043It's painfully true when you know the area where's located.
>/cfb/ is back
How come no one is drafting Jacob Rodriguez out of Taco Tech?
who?
>>154358549did he declare for the draft?
>>154358549>why is nobody drafting a linebacker out of the weakest conference in terms of defense in the first roundyou tell me
>>154358549Dolphins just took him at pick 43
>>154358549There you go pick 43z Anthony Hill and CJ Allen are both better players to be quite honest though
># of players draftedTexas A&M - 7Texas Tech - 5Keksas - 1
>>154362009>Faggies got 7 draft picks btfo by 1 based longhorn draft pick. Embarrassing!
Holy shit Chris Bell fell pretty far. He wrecked Miami almost by himself dude is a beast
Is Alabama just gonna keep getting a little worse every year?
>>154370664Idk I think deboner is an actual good coach but he is used to a very different type of player and has to learn how to buck break the “locker room” at bama. I think he will figure that out but bama is at a systemic disadvantage cause you’ll never be an Oregon or Miami or Texas type rich team. No more stacking the most talent and just beating everyone up. It’s all on Deboner to be smarter than everyone else like cig just showed us possible. Also side note. Nick brooks is starting and he had a 17.1 pass blocking PFF last year at Texas which makes him like the worst pass blocking guard I have ever seen kek good luck with that keelon bussel
>>154366631But enough about you
>>154372775Alabama still has the first or second most meme star players.
>>154366631That's why I bang other men so pregnancy isn't a problem.
Hi /cfb/Go Beavers!
>Elijah Haven officially committed to AlabamaGeorgia needs to wake up and realize that they're probably never going to have another generational defense like they did in 2021 and 2022, its just not happening again in the NIL era. They gotta modernize that offense and try to get elite skill position and QBs.
>>154375067This countdown beavbro?
>>154378533Nope. It's Reser Anon instead. Also taking in a ball game against Hawaii.
>>154376613I don’t follow recruiting, how was LSU not even in the hunt? The kid is from Baton Rouge
>>154379378Maybe he wanted space.
College teams by nfl draft picks this year with at least 4 picks:Ohio State 11Alabama 10Texas A&M 10Clemson 9Miami (FL) 9Texas Tech 9Georgia 8Indiana 8Penn State 8Florida 7Iowa 7LSU 7Oklahoma 7Oregon 7Washington 7Michigan 6Missouri 6Notre Dame 6Texas 6Auburn 5Tennessee 5Arizona 4Arizona State 4Arkansas 4Boston College 4Cincinnati 4Kentucky 4
>>154379378Baton Rouge is a shithole. There used to be an anon who would post various DVDs of old “ghetto documentaries” and one he posted was about Baton Rouge. It was the worst of them all. >guns firing off randomly like at an arab wedding>dudes randomly taking cover>flashing guns>talking about who got murdered or was about to get murdered >”we retarded” tossed about He might just want to get the fuck out.
>>154380363I don’t think that was me, but I did post here in /cfb/ Thuggin it and Lovin it which is the Baton Rouge ghetto documentary. I still have the file, I think, I’ll post it when I get home.
>>154380336>Iowa 7Amazing to me what they can do with zero recruits. More picks than Texas.
>>154380336How did Clemson fuck up so badly with that much talent?
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTIDE ROLL
>>154381072It's called clempusing
>>154381345
>>154381292When he's riding the pine in '28 where do you think he transfers to? I'm thinking Old Dominion.
>>154381072A program built in the lord’s name, imagine and likeness
>>154381292>>154379378Bad use of money to pay these high school QBs. You really gonna burn a season developing him? Or you think he’s gonna be able to be good in his first year? Nah it’s too unlikely. The meta is to just get transfer QBs with proven ability
>>154382428How gay.
Pavia hosted a draft party KEK loser will be working in a junkyard in a few months
SEC had 5.4 draft picks per member school vs. 3.8 for the Big Ten. Which confirms that the SEC gauntlet is real and it’s still by far the overall strongest conference. SEC had 87 picks vs 68 for the big 10 despite the big 10 having more member schools.
>>154389956Maybe he can make some good impressions in the UFL
Hating Pavia is reddit
>>154395408>pees on your practice fieldheh, nothin personnel
>>154395408Nah he is such an unlikeable fag that he caused Reddit and 4chan to agree which is remarkable
When does this crap start I'm tired of rigged sports like NBgay
>>154396265august 29th
>>154396384fuuuuuuck
>>154396417if you need a football fix before august i think the rebooted continental football league is supposed to start this summer
>>154396384What a horrible opening slate.
>>154397295that game in dublin might be funny
>>154396032I didn't really pay attention to him, what did he do to piss 4chan off other than be a spic?
>>154398435Lie about his height. When it was uncovered that he was a manlet during the Heisman awards, anons started shitting on him en masse.
My Texas tech red raidies :)
Physiognomy doesn’t get used enough in the draft. Almost every great quarterback is HANDSOME. Almost every great linebacker has an over developed JAW. The shit is so statistically significant you would be a fool to ignore it
>>154403384Funny I actually noticed this during the draft. These dudes all have massive, dense facial bone structure.
>>154397771Every unc game is funny with belichick
>>154398695He’s literally me
>>154403384Mahomes is ugly as fuck.
>>154404722Thats why I said "almost" fucking low IQ faggot. You are incapable of noticing patterns and therefore you cannot contribute anything of value to the discussion so shut the fuck up.
>>154403912Yeah David Bailey and Arvell Reese both really stood out to me in terms of bone mass. They look like brothers
>>154389956>Host a draft party>Don't get drafted at allHumiliation ritual
absolutely generational bag fumble by sorsby
Are you excited about the nuPAC logo?
The Student Athletes are pumped!
Texas Tech bros...
>>154407210It’s always the qbs man
>The former JUCO, New Mexico State and Vanderbilt quarterback became the first Heisman Trophy finalist to go undrafted since Northern Illinois QB Jordan Lynch was not picked in the 2014 draft.Redpill me on Jordan Lynch. I'm looking at his college numbers and they are very impressive, was he really that good and exciting or was the MAC just a babby conference and he got easy schedules?
>>154407210>>154407381ya got BossManJack for a qbKWAB
>>154407412>the MAC just a babby conferenceyes though roethlisberger went in the first round of there somehow
>>154404780Correlation does not imply causation, midwit.
>>154407210>>154407381>>154407450>oh my god. oh my fucking god dude im gonna go deep....OH PICKED OFF OH MY FUCKING GOD DUDE STOP!!!! BIG 12 IS RIGGED!!! FUCK MY LIFE BRO!!!!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!!!!!!
He should’ve waited until he got to the taco truck to gamble
>>154408539It’s a weak correlation anyway. Peyton Manning was ugly. Stafford is kind of ugly. Zach Wilson was cute as hell.
>>154408619>>154408539I would kill myself if my IQ was this low. You simply cannot notice patterns because your brain lacks the capacity to hold enough information at once. People like you ruin politics and basically the entire world because we have to explain shit to you until the end of time because your brain is literally defective. You are the fags who will own pit bulls who bite your sons face off because “some of them are good boys and I’m incapable of making a normative statement about a data set over 3”
>>154408896The pitbull thing can be easily explained away. >only blacks and mexicans own pitbulls>if someone who isn’t black or mexican owns a pitbull, they are female >thus, pitbulls are trash animals owned by trash quod erat demonstrandum
>>154408568kek
Texas Tech QBs are so cursed. Haven’t had a starter play a full season since Patrick Mahomes.
>>154408967You know what the term “pit bull” comes from? Literally bulldogs bred for the fighting pits. Nature is almost always primary and nurture is almost always secondary
So are Texas Tech boosters going to get the money back from sorsby? How does that work? Surely he doesn’t just ride off into the sunset with 5 million dollars. The matador club has enough clout to probably put him in prison or something. Gambling is illegal in Texas still
>>154412598Not until they pay Mike Leach what he is owed.
>>154409532>>154414458>we are obviously cursed, should we pay the pirate>no, let’s give that money to a retard who can’t figure out how to gamble with crypto>brilliant
>Cincinnati was reportedly aware of Sorby’s gambling issue before the 2025 seasonIf it turns out Cincy is the whistle blower, whew boy, they better not be given any lenience. One of the rare cases where snitching should actually make them more culpable since they’d have nothing to lose from doing this otherwise. Tech’s the one getting fucked over.
>>154414645Taco didn’t pay them the transfer fee, so they ratted them out. They owed 1 million to Cincy for Sorsby that they didn’t pay. At the end of the day, taco did this to themselves like with everything else they do trying to avoid the pirate’s curse.
>>154412598As far as we know right now, Sorby didn’t gamble in Texas. All we know is that he bet on Indiana while at Indiana, and bet on balls and strikes at a Reds game while he was in Ohio.
>>154414699If you bet on your own program that’s 100% loss of eligibility. Least he will get is maybe a 4 game suspension, which probably won’t mean anything since the BXII is so weak.
>>154414680They did though. They gave Sorsby an extra 1 mil to pay back Cincy, but Sorsby kept it apparently. Probably gambled it all away like a dipshit.
>>154414717Tech’s probably still gonna win the Big 12 because the rest of their team is loaded, but they don’t just want win their conference. They went out and paid a guy like Sorsby because they don’t want to get humiliated in the playoffs again.
>>154414721Not what’s being said. >>154414717This. Their first four games are Abilene (which would be hilarious if taco loses if the ACUfag is still alive), Oregon State, Sam Houston, and Mexican Houston. If it’s just a four game suspension, won’t be an issue. They might can decide on which four games he sits out, so just swap the beavs and spics with baylor and okie lite.
>>154414721>outbid lane kiffin and lspoo only to not pay the exit fee and wind up with a lame duck Pottery
>>154414803meant for >>154414680
>>154414747Wait they think sorsby won't get them embarrassed in the playoffs?
>>154414945They think their defense is elite thanks to the inflated stats beating up on JV squads. As a result, they think the lack of offense is the issue. A beginner mistake.
What a way to start the season, might have to start that freshman
>>154414953Did you not watch the draft? That defense was objectively elite and has the draft picks to back it up.
>>154156071>arch is hurt>bad news
>>154415964Why the fuck would I watch the draft? I watch football. Regardless, by that logic ass to mouth and bummer were elite because they both had more picks.
>>154416101Texas tech had elite performance on the field AND with the NFL draft. You really cant say shit at this point. Also lol "i just watch football" he says as he posts in the CFB thread in april
>>154416217Sounds like cope coming out of lubbock. Whatever, here's hoping the however many millions you spent works out. I suspect it will be exactly the same as last season: hype after beating up some JV kids and then getting ran out of the stadium.
>>154416232Its funny how you talk about money like this. Oregon is a far more of a "just money" team than texas tech is. They have just been doing it longer. Oregon has no rich traditions, their fans barely give a fuck, they have NO in state talent, weak football culture. Contrast that with Texas Tech who has some of the most maniacal fans, long standing traditions, and from a state full of talent and strong football culture. Also you are certainly the one coping. The defense was even elite in the oregon game if you actually watched it. The offense gave them no chance and couldnt even keep them off the field long enough to have a break.
>>154416232>TT spends le millions>not Nike UThis level of delusion is bizarre
>>154416403I think anon meant they lost to a “real” team in an embarrassing fashion after beating up scrubs all year
>>154416844The problem is he was specifically talking about the defense which performed admirably all season and in the oregon game and is backed up by the NFL draft. If he was talking shit about tech as an entire team in the weak ass big 12 getting over rated I wouldn't take issue with it there is some truth to that.
the texas tech vs cincy shitflinging on twitter right now is kinogod i love a retard fight
>>154414628The curse ended last year.
>>154418566>butt fucked on national television and a few AM radio stations by Oregon No
>>154416927Defense didn’t play anybody. Even then, when they did play somebody, the defense got marched. Only reason the score wasn’t more lopsided is because Oregon was shit.
>>154419223Goalpost moving. The curse was Leach not allowing them to win 9 games ever again.
>>154419433You must have not watched the game or you are an absolute moron. The defense was great in that game. Oregons offense got shut down over and over and they kept getting stuffed on their retarded 4th down attempts. You have some personal grudge against Texas tech cause your school is poor or something lol hysterical woman
>>154419433You are fucking dumb. That was one of the greatest defenses I have ever seen in college football and you can’t say it’s just because the big 12 sucks since they had a bunch of draft picks
>>154419538The curse is Leach relegating them to irrelevancy. Which is still the case. It's clear tacofags are out in force trying to cope, so we will just see what happens this season. The Curse of Leach has already struck the QB, I imagine it will be another butt fucking in the first playoff game.
>>154422284Or you’re just an upset faggot over Taco Tech
>>154422587why would anyone be upset over taco of all teamsthey got eradicated in the playoffs sounds like you are a tacofag mad that you got embarassed
>>154422608You complaining about them and bring up leach curse. All signs of a fag upset over taco tech. Isn’t it about time you got over it because you usually go on a day or two tirade about them
>>154422608>eradicated Someone who isn’t upset doesn’t use hyperbolic language like this constantly lol you okay lil bro?
>>154422644Honestly I think he just wants (you)’s. I used to be an annoying taco tech fag but I’ve learned to mellow out a bit. Whatever I’m just glad my team got that far
Pavia just got signed to the Ravens. Bitches
>>154422644>>154422680Seething
>>154422732Ok
>>154422696lol interesting
>>154422696I was honestly expecting the Panthers or Jets
>>154422753>tacofag spergs outover and over and over and over...>>154422696>ravensNot super surprised.
>>154422284Wrong, again you’re goalpost moving. First of all, they were relevant 0 years before Leach, and Leach only made them relevant for one week after beating Texas in 2008. After that week they got smashed by Oklahoma and then again by Ole Miss in their owl. So Leach himself wasn’t some relevance merchant. Second, last year they were actually in championship contention (something Leach never did), won 12 games (Leach never did) and won their conference (Leach never did). So they even score against your moved goalposts.>t. /cfb/ curse expert
Based ravens want to be the villains so fucking bad
>>154422898That one week is longer than they've been relevant since. Pay the man what he is owed, lest ye suffer for eternity. >>154422696Ravens need a scout team manlet.
Quick update on Bret Bielema: Bret Bielema seemed to call out Georgia again for potential tampering.>After the 2026 NFL Draft, Jeremiyah Love's father claimed the running back turned down lucrative NIL offers to play for Notre Dame. He never named Georgia, but a social media user shared the video originally posted by Arizona Cardinals Bo Brack, baselessly claiming the Bulldogs tampered and made Love an offer to transfer.>Illinois head coach Bret Bielema delivered a pointed reply to the misleading tweet.>"Wish they had succeeded," Bielema wrote. "Because they came and got ours."
>>154423980It’s literally your own fault. You should have made your players sign contracts and sue them for breaking the contract. Skill issue.
>>154423980>Bielema then added "buuuuuuuuUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP"
>>154422923Isn’t the debt just some /cfb/ meme?
>>154422880>Sperging outNah not really
>>154424472No. Taco has been hiding behind sovereign immunity from civil suits ever since they fired Leach. It's not a meme, they owe him money. https://brobible.com/sports/article/texas-tech-football-uniform-mike-leach-money-hall-of-fame/
>>154420304Not even one of the best defenses this year man relax
>>154424934Some deal must have been made with the family because I haven’t heard anything about the lawsuit and his family appears at games so some settlement happened. What that is who knows
>>154425065Settlements made with the state are public knowledge. No settlement has been made.
>>154425065Curse cope
>>154425125Hmm maybe settled out of court? Like I said something must have happened for them to show up
>>154425230You can call the attorney's office. No settlement has been made to the estate. It's taco cope.
>>154425125lol it certainly couldnt have been paid by some rich donor, as we know taco doesnt have any of those
>>154425701You clearly know nothing either
>>154425731>>154425979>reeeeeeeee we're not cursed we paid what we owe
>>154425230Settlement out of court with public money would still be public information. It would have to be something like the athletic foundation that paid things off but there's no reason for them or Taco Tech to keep quiet about it if they did make a settlement.>>154425065Coach Leach pretty much gave up on the lawsuit once the court ruled that as an arm of the state, TT had immunity. He had a law degree so he likely knew there wasn't much he could do once sovereign immunity was invoked. As for his family, they want his legacy protected, which means playing nice with the school so they'd put him in the Hall of Fame. None of this removes the pirate's curse.
>still seething about taco tech>still biting for obvious (you)’s.Man these threads suck in the offseason
>>154426304>say there's a curse>taco spergs out>reeee stop seething about us u mad jelly brah
>>154427662>seethes the second taco is brought up>ree curse reee cope>y-you’re sperging outSeriously man it’s been like 4 damn years of this same dumbass (you) bait. You gotta get over taco tech obsession making you post the same 2 things over and over and over and over and over. Like fucking talk about something else where it doesn’t make the thread devolve it stupid petty insults
>>154427929>this amount of seething over getting shat onmaybe reddit is more for you
>>154414953Bruh, Tech’s defense was elite even vs Oregon. It was their offense that shit the bed.
>>154422898Mahomes arguably made Taco more relevant than Leach did. Truth be told though, they’ve always been the 3rd most popular cfb team in the state, and in a state as large and football obsessed as Texas, it’s actually kinda bizarre that they’ve achieved so little historically. Like people give UT and A&M crap for perpetually underperforming, Tech is possibly even more pathetic in that regard because nobody even thinks they’re worthy of having expectations of being better than they’ve been.
>>154428005Always the annoying nigger who can’t take the hint. Whatever here’s your last (you)
>>154422923cuuurrrrrsse CUUURRRRRRRSE
>>154427929Pay the pirate his due and all of this will be over. Act like you're the aggrieved party and the beatings will continue forever. BTW, your whining is now going to attract people who don't give a shit about the situation but like seeing crybabies get angry. You fed the trolls and now they're never going to leave you alone. Congratulations, you played yourself.
