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Scheldeprijs vrouwen elite (1.Pro)
Schoten - Schoten
130.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs-we/2026/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs-we/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Proximus
13:00 CET

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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 2
La Garnache - Les Sables-d'Olonne
153.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stage-1-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
13:35 CET L'Equipe

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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 3
Basauri - Basauri
152.8km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:30 CET

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Scheldeprijs (1.Pro)
Terneuzen - Schoten
205.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://www.politie.be/5350/sites/5350/files/media/file/2026-04/2026048-I.pdf

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/scheldeprijs/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza
15:45 CET

Landa actually finished yesterday, ahead of the grupetto even

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>>154151069
poor lad got cagied by doctor car

>>154151068
why is milan not starting at the sprinter WM?

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>>154151078
Landa DNS

>>154151213
landa finished and was like "it's okay boss, i went down but i'm still good to continue and look for more opportunities the next days", and then he took a look at the stage result and Seixas' climbing performance and then he was like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4

>>154151026
Trve

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>>154151054
we live in Belgium with the ladies

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chute

>competitive Continental team requires at least $350,000–$500,000 for the first year

If we all do a whip around and lean heavily on swiss bert's offshore clients and rusberts oligarchs connections, we could get a /cyc/ conti team up and running. Get into a couple 1.1's, maybe a 2.1. Surprisingly affordable. Wonder why more don't exist. Pro tour is 20x the cost mind.

>>154151766
I suppose those are just salaries and you rely on getting bikes, gear, cars, bus for free (on loan)

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>>154151057
we also live in France

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31 Dylan Groenewegen
31 Jasper Philipsen
25 Jordi Meeus
17 Matteo Moschetti
15 Pavel Bittner
13 Tim Merlier
12 Steffen De Schuyteneer
9 Stanisław Aniołkowski
7 Milan Fretin
5 Oded Kogut
5 Tom Crabbe
4 Tim Torn Teutenberg
4 Timothy Dupont
2 Edward Theuns
2 Roel Van Sintmaartensdijk
2 Jelle Vermoote
2 Laurence Pithie
1 Simon Dehairs
1 Dušan Rajović
1 Emilien Jeannière
1 Wessel Mouris
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Hugo Hofstetter
1 Matevž Govekar
1 Robin Froidevaux
1 Emīls Liepiņš
1 Phil Bauhaus
1 Ben Oliver
1 Đorđe Đurić
1 Tim Marsman
1 Bert Van Lerberghe
1 Jens Verbrugghe
1 Pierre Thierry
1 Noah Vandenbranden
1 Niklas Larsen

>6======

4 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Matteo Moschetti Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer
>frfr on god
>>using pedals
>MVDF
>Quick Rundown

2 Dylan Groenewegen Jasper Philipsen Jordi Meeus Pavel Bittner Steffen De Schuyteneer Stanisław Aniołkowski
>Lennergy Pharma
>6th Column

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Dideriksen wins, big chute behind

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>>154151794
My big question is the travel expenses but I guess it depends on where you're racing. One hand, shipping bikes and related equipment is fairly cheap with some risk. But then you need plenty of spares, nutrition products etc. So a race in Greece can't just be that cheap. If it's a centrally based team like Belgium or France I guess that reduces cost because there are many local races. But if you're a conti team you'd want to take advantage of racing in cool locations. If I stumble on a cache of a few million, I'd definitely like to try it for a few seasons. Licence itself is 15k plus a 30k bank guarantee that's required for wage disputes. First year set up and costs is about the cost of an average 4 bedroom house in the UK. not that much all things considered. And with sponsors the layout is even less.

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>>154151895
Then you have teams like Dukla Banska Bystrica, the ex-con team from Guam or the rapist the from Team Universe who during one calendar team start in 30 different countries (SEA, Sudaka, Africa, etc.).
My guess it's money laundering scheme.

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a gem of UCI generator

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chute rabazynska

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chute

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Chute

why can't the vrouwen stop chutin?

attaque de l'autre kopecky

kopetzky caught

>>154152044
Geritse you mean

>>154152026
it's the de scheldeprijs. single digit collarbones collected is considered a victory today

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chute

Big chute

CATASTROPHIQUE

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Copeland is remarkably unlucky with these chutes

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Kool wins

Olala kool impressive

>>154152069
Kek, how many didn't die? 20?

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top 10

why is there no break? decathlon are hardly closing everything down

Balsamo is washed

hmm, looks like seixaswinslol will finish before philipsenwinslol; itzulia time

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kinda lame
gonna watch the chess instead

>>154152108
Dubs and Based Tim Merlier wins

>del Toro Isaac (UAE Team Emirates - XRG) abandoned the race.

wat

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>>154152161
WADA finally caught him

>>154152161
Toro ded. Ayuso missing. Will veloteams even score any points apart from the french hope?

>>154152161
I demand a refund

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we live in Basque country

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>>154152187
what if Seixas chutes

New footage of the Remco chute (there was no pothole)
https://xcancel.com/LucGrefte/status/2041865876169703724

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chute

>>154152206
How the fuck does he even do that? Did he just front brake too hard and flip?

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>>154152206

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Toro abandoned after chute

>>154152221
damn. this is why UAE need seixas to have some backup. also some jumbo visma thugs there

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we live in Belgium once again

Sanitary stop by SEIXAS Paul

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flat tyre Fretin

>Sexwinslol

why do some euskaltel riders have a frecce tricolori band around the arms?

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>>154152262
Big Tom'd.

Nlt like this...

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Vernon wins again

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>>154152279
it just their kit for this season

>>154152219
Looks like there's a slight change in the tarmac?

>>154152292
Heh, Jarno WIDAR
Now that WAS a runner

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Kittel spotted

>>154152292
He'll cherish that memory forever. One day he'll tell his grandchildren about how he once beat the legendary Seixas as a junior.

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>ynr Bertollo
I haven't seen his profiles in MONTHS
Maybe he finally got his waifu (2d)

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>>154152343
miss his historic race recaps tbqh

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found a fake Pogacar

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Achooso lachee

Ayuso...

>>154152418
Pays basque exposing the frauds as usual

would have loved to see evenepoel in this field

seixas already has vingegaard syndrome. feeling too big for humble stage wins

wtf

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2nd bike change already

Halland big mad

Movistar trein, beautiful

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Laurance wins. GG well played

Chute

chute fiesta

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and of course big chute in Belgium

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>>154152613
and another right after

Groenewegen scheldeprijs'd

Greenwagon kwabbed

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well

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>>154152613
>>154152617

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top 10

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>>154152630
GC

please don't chute

>>154152630
>>154152633
Best cycling nation in the world

>>154152630
so that's what Axel Laurence looks like

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Merlel wins again

philipsen was boxed in

Jappe got boxed like an amateur

They were struggling like it was uphill

MerGOAT wins, Fraudissen loses

Grande Dusan 4th
what a top 10

3 in a row for Merlier

Jappe just stopped pedaling
fucking fraud, fight for my velopoints, bitch

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top 10

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>>154152675
1.pro merchant vs. monument winner

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who's this geriatric looking old man

>>154152720
I think you could actually make 1-2-3-4-5-6 team within budget

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french cycling went from:
démare in the guaranteed ciclamino chasing down the breakaway to sprint for a stage win and finishing 8th, handing the jersey to ackerman who had just been beaten by damiano cima

to:
this


we are so bacque

>>154151088
Ducking Merlel like usual

What is the consensus on Vernon? Is he on the up ready for some meaningful wins or is he just a small time spanish stage race sprint winner for life? He is enormous, his sprint technique is gay as fuck though.

>>154152805
Cyclism is healing

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>>154153087

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>>154153087
was Pogacar thàt bad at 19? Holy dopes

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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
SCHELDEPRIJS

the only based riders:
jasper
quinn simmons
mvdp
wout

everyone else is a faggot

>>154153444
Saint Paul needs to be added. He is a white pill. In times of extreme demoralisation, he's the answer to the arabian scourge, the yugo vampire. He's here to reclaim the sport. If he dares leave his team I will personally handle business.

>>154153444
what about Mads?

>>154153363
He wasn't even a professional rider at 19

>>154153563
>He wasn't even a professional rider at 19
because he sucked or because they had not discovered him yet?

>>154153588
he got destroyed at the world champs by legends such as PADUN and HANNINEN and two others who are now dead.

>>154153616
so he started doping and had the arabs suicide his competitors? I can totally see it. I genuinely believe pogacar is a sociopath.

>>154152206
Everybody that wasn't blind could see that when he went down. Lmao embarrassing that he lies about these things.

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>>154153616
Found one of the few runners with a dumber hairdo than Pogacar now has.

>>154153629
His family are part of a cult. He's definately got a few screws loose. What is notable is his nice guy persona. It's a marker of sociopaths. Nothing wrong with being a sociopath, just be yourself. It's clear that he gets very agitated especially by visma and especially especially by Jorgenson.

>>154153713
>What is notable is his nice guy persona. It's a marker of sociopaths.
when you watch some of the vlogs, you can see his mask drop: he constantly makes fun at the expense of others. It's subtle but it is there. I don't buy the nice guy act. And his alien performance? Impossible. Oh and the fact that his director sportif is a known doper...
The moment the news camera's are on him though, he changes into this timid, unnaturally humble and friendly character. Fake as fuck. He enjoys dominating everyone and understands he has to act like a nice guy or else people will really start to hate him lol.

>>154153758
The worst case of it was the giro where Pellizarri attacked on the mountain stage, would have won the stage if greedy cunt didn't do a last KM alien performance. Would have been massive for Italy and Pellizarri because they didn't have a stage at that point. Poogacar had like 4 stages by then. Perfect situation to show you're a nice guy, as many great riders would have. Even Lance gave stages on the regular, including Ventoux.

Afterwards, he's overly nice because Pellizzari had a photo taken with him when he was like 11. He gives him his jersey and glasses, cringe as fuck. Pretty arrogant too, that's the sort of thing you do for fans, not a fellow rider. I hate him so much, I hate fakery more than anything in people.

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>>154153698

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>schizo hours

>>154153802
>Pretty arrogant too, that's the sort of thing you do for fans, not a fellow rider. I hate him so much, I hate fakery more than anything in people.
hear hear

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>11W between best and worst aero bike
glad to know shaving your legs makes a bigger difference than what bike you are riding

>>154153087
peaking too early

>>154153896

>45km/h testing

Yeah the average Bert should really not care about this at all. I'd rather have a pretty Look than that Stromm bike, looks like garbage.

>>154153896
and what's the difference between the average aero bike and a classic steel tube frame?

Dr. Adrian Rotunno (Medical Director): >“Unfortunately Isaac del Toro suffered a crash on stage 3 of Itzulia Basque Country and was forced to withdraw.
>“He has a right thigh muscle tear, and several related abrasions. He will undergo further examination as a precaution under supervision of team medical staff.”
https://x.com/TeamEmiratesUAE/status/2041955781080150481

>>154154014
apparently the s-works tarmac came in at 208W in this test, so just 1W more.

so really only relevant for pros that need to extract every watt

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Roubaix fever is so much worse than Omloop fever

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>unskippable family event that was planned months ago is on sunday

>>154155668
Just tell everyone tomorrow that you have corona. Then drink some coronas while watching the race so you didn't lie.

>>154155668
I told you this before (or another Dane). Simply ask if you can turn on the tv for a second (permanently), they won't deny. Other thankful men will join you in order to escape the women. Works every time for me.

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>>154155668
>unskippable family event on sunday
Same. I'm slightly tempted to pay for a streaming subscription and a big data plan for the phone to have at least that reliably ready. But if the race turned out shit or said event turned out short I'd regret it.

>>154157126
Is the cost reasonable? May as well treat yourself for two months. The rest of the classics and spring stage races. Then the giro. Tour is always on TV everywhere so you can cancel.

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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 3
Avrillé - Sainte-Suzanne-et-Chammes
199km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/startlist

GC after stage 2:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stage-2-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stage-3/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
13:35 CET L'Equipe

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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 4
Galdakao - Galdakao
167.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:30 CET

>>154155668
just turn on the tv

>>154155998
>I told you this before (or another Dane). Simply ask if you can turn on the tv for a second (permanently), they won't deny. Other thankful men will join you in order to escape the women. Works every time for me.
so true. In our family it's usually grandma who asks to turn on de koers. It has a calming effect on her

>>154160198
based grandma

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UAE's Roubaix squad:
Pogacar
Bjerg
Molano
Morgado
Oliveira
Politt
Vermeersch

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uh, squeaker bros...

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>"What Tadej does actually goes a step further than being demotivating," said Naesen
>"Demotivating would be a rider who is very good – you can’t drop him and he beats you in the sprint," he elaborated. But Pogačar's ability "takes away all hope; the difference is simply that big.”
>“We used to sometimes talk about a peloton at two speeds; now there are three," Naesen said, adding: “He is a 10-star rider whom even they [Van der Poel and Van Aert] can’t even dream of keeping up with if the course is a bit tougher.”
I get what he's saying but it's not like Naesen had that many chances without Pog either.

>>154160719
French socialists will see this and say this is part of the plan and that we need more taxes actually

>>154160741
>a peloton at two speeds;
Isn't this a euphemism for doping?

>>154160752
Originally it was

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looks like rain on Saturday, dry on Sunday in the Roobay region

>>154160741
>Oliver Naesen
>classics rival
about as much of a rival as his brother Benji ffs

>>154160742
State budget is only 60% of gdp, clearly there is room to grow

>>154160703
>Morgado
poor guy

same squad as last year, just Oliveira in Wellens' spot

>>154160719
What is the cyc councils verdict on it remaining a French team? Saint Paul needs to win the tour at a spiritually French team. I'll personally give them benefit of the doubt.

>>154160786
Shame. It's been roasting here recently. Good weather would only benefit the vampire antichrist.

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The size of this team. Mads is one of the smaller ones. Also ynr SKA (and he's only 31)

>>154160703
Pogacar confirmed for paris-roubaix, i knew he couldn't let the opportunity slip even though it's a dangerous race for season altering injuries

>>154160719
Decathlon said it's not true apparently

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betrayal incoming

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>>154159893
we live in France

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hors

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lol fuck off

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>>154162052
what are they gonna do with these money afterward?

>>154162052
Lmao, what race is that?

>>154162163
trail runs of various distances. I wanted to do the vertical km where you climb 1000m in 3km. sold out anyway

in other news
>Ayuso Juan (Lidl - Trek) abandoned the race.

>>154162106
I've heard of this. It's very suspect and give me major scam red flags. You can subscribe monthly to offset your carbon, so just spending a base amount or a personalised calculated amount for your despicable actions of existing in modern society. You can also purchase 'carbon credits' for every ton of carbon you supposedly produce.

>high-compliance EU permits reaching around €74.80/tonne ($80+), while voluntary nature-based credits often range from $5–$30/tonne, and engineered removals exceed $100–$1,000/tonne

So it seems his event is probably not law I'd assume, and instead the yogurt knitting organisers want the participants to voluntarily pay for carbon credits. The money is meant to go to various 'carbon capture' like forestry but with everything like this, you can be assured it's pissed away, pocketed, goes through various stages of admin and only a small portion is actually useful. Just another way they deindustrialized britain and cut off it's bollocks.

>>154162106
Stop asking questions

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the year of Li-Ning

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weird-ass tattoo

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ABANDON AYUSO PESQUERA Juan
ABANDON HIGUITA GARCIA Sergio

>>154162217
kinda lame that curse-breaking WT stage win will be asterisked

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>>154162052
>All race participants will be required to wear oxygen masks during the race. All exhaled carbon dioxide during competition will be added to the total carbon compenstation bill.

So who is still left in this race? I assume everyone that wasn't in my goombleteam?

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>>154159896
we live in Basque country

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oh well

>>154162225
to be fair I’m sure they lost *’s chances to

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Kamp wins

>>154162225
Del Toro and Ayuso were not in good shape anyway, stages 1 & 2 already proved that

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>It is the 13th time for VENTURINI Clément being the oldest rider in the top-10 of a professional race.
the lad is like torty-two

Keep muting the streams when the horrendous adverts come on then forget. When I go to watch, it's adverts again. Why the fuck are there adverts on a streaming service I pay 30 quid a month for.

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>>154162466
top 12

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>>154162521
GC

>>154162521
>>154162527
who the hell is this lad

>>154162511
Got a Loicense for an ad-free stream?
I subscribed to discovery+ some time ago for like 10 euro and don't get ads.

>>154162511
The better question is; why are you paying for a service that lets you pay to view ads?

>>154162538
two times national champion

Allah Felipe down according to Eurosport

>>154162539
It was on discovery now it's on HBO player. And now it doesn't let you rewind the stream properly like you can on discovery. So basically it's moved to another retarded site and I get no more content but the player is worse. I think I'm getting fucked in the ass over this shit.

>>154162542
A bunch of sports so I don't have to faff around with streams and I can watching it on mobile and TV. But the ads are just so awful. Considering cancelling but stream stress is also just a faff. Hate the buffering, moving to another stream because it's dead etc. Also quality is too.

>>154162570
Yeah, Eurosport has been saying they're switching to HBO. I kept my discovery subscription and can still watch Eurosport ad-free, so I don't know what HBO would actually offer in addition.

>>154162570
IPTV

Benny Hill lachee

Liposchwitz will win

Do you guys ever feel like maybe Paris-Roubaix gets a little too much attention sometimes

>>154162650
Can't overhype PR
Can't overhype The Masters
Imagine they were both on at the same time

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>>154162650
no

>>154162605
This looks really promising, thanks, is there a service you can recommend? And it is financially viable to use for sport? I see you can add channels but I'd imagine sport comes at a premium.

Solar attackx

>>154162674
You can watch literally every channel in the world. There's no premium or whatever. The downside is that it's not that legal if you know what I mean, so in bongland you might wanna use a vpn.

>>154162674
I was watching Axelgaard on Danish tv the other day

>>154162684
Allah won't allow that in Bongistan

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chute?

Solar and Tuckwell got G2 syndrome

>>154162684
Okay, 60 euro a YEAR for literally everything. That's damn good, like a daddylive pro. Thanks. UK are seething because the use of firesticks and piracy to watch league football, but that's their own fault for allowing 2 expensive services to split games between them, meaning it's 80 quid a month to watch every game legally.

>>154162696
Do you use a IPTV? Is there one you recommend?

>>154162719
I think they are all pretty much the same. My uncle got mine for me don't even know the name of it. My mate has one from another provider which is an identical format. Has all channels, all tv shows, all films. Anything new comes out it's added within a couple of days.
Inventor should get a knighthood.

attack Rog

>>154162738
https://www.iptv-chill.com

Going to try this, 7 day trial too. Greedy fuckers getting what's coming to them, more power to the noble content pirates.

>>154162776
I would get a firestick is possible. That looks like something that could easily be shutdown. But may as well try the free trial

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>>154161001
>Also ynr SKA
Rude

Aranburu's win incoming

>>154162776
looking at the screenshots it's identical to mine. I just bought a firestick with it already installed.

>taking time in the TTs
>taking time in the climbs
>taking time un the descents
He needs to go to Roubaix on Sunday

>>154162788
>>154162805
Ta, I'll give it a go. Didn't considering it getting shut down, I'll go shorter for plans. Also need to see whether my ISP blocks it but they refund for that anyway.

lmao these two idiots

incredible

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and Aranburu wins

Bora Masterclass

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top 10

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>>154162841
GC

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berts i need recommendations for summer vacation spots
so if you have hidden gems around EVROPA i would very much like to hear them (historical museums are a BIG plus)

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extremely random. watching a crossfit show and redneck meathead american shows his most listened to podcast

I remember hearing about Seixas for the first time during spring 2023. Can't believe he's going to win the Tour de France 2026

>>154163103
Hype videos for the TdF tourists have already dropped
https://youtu.be/-HEvZn244Ig

>>154163099
perfect body for shock absorption on the cobbles. adjust accordingly

>>154162987
I really liked the Plantin–Moretus Museum in Antwerp.

>>154163099

Positively rotund

>>154163103
Some of the earliest mentions on /cyc/:
>>132321175 (2023-06-03)
>Attaque de Widar
>Seixas (born in 2006) follows
>>132321313 (2023-06-03)
>Seixas is amazing for his age
>>133533765 (2023-07-20)
>Who cares about those frauds AYUSO and MARTINEZ and MORGADO. It's time to hop on the next hypetrain, let's go Paul SEIXAS.

>>154162987

For the Netherlands:

Naturalis in Leiden
Open Air Museum in Arnhem
DAF Museum and Philips Museum in Eindhoven

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Then the hype really started building

>>154162987
camping in the alps is always fun

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>>154163280
How did I miss this?!

>>154163099
mads is just like me frfr

>>154163099
Cuts on his wrist? Is he a cutter?

>>154163363
more likely, some unholy dopage method

>>154163363
looks more like a bulker

You know who has a name pronunciation audio on PCS? Jonas and Wout. You know who doesn't? Pog and Grug. MORAL VICTORY.

Pronounce this bussy

>>154162987
Pyrenées is the whiteman’s mountain range.
Liking museums is too broad of a range for me you gotta specify what you wanne see

>>154163435
i was thinking about going to London for a week, i have never seen The British Musuem before and i really want too

>>154163417
Because we pronounce their names so much (commentating their numerous victories) there's no need to be reminded how to do it

>>154162987
Ghent and Bruges both have a great museum for classical painting if you're into that. In Roeselare (close to Bruges) is the famous KOERS museum. Also close to a lot of WW1 museums and graveyards if war interests you. West/East Flanders (aka original Flanders) is the place to be in Belgium. Avoid Antwerp and Brussels, you can go to northern africa for the same feel but with better weather.

>>154163447
There are loads. HMS Belfast is extremely good too, used to go often. The science museum is really fun, natural history museum is brilliant. I don't think I've been to the British Museum but I've heard it brilliant. Imperial War museum is a very good shout. Also the Cutty Sark and the Golden Hind is one of my favourites. https://www.goldenhinde.co.uk. And just 50 meters from that, there's a medieval prison attraction/museum called The Clink which is also really interesting and fun. Those two are next to a bit of a plaza and riverside restaurants. Tower of London is fantastic too.

In terms of museums and attractions I don't think you can beat london. There's a bunch of ghost tours too which are goofy but seem really fun. And depending how long you intended stay you could consider a 2 or 3 day stay in Edinburgh which is also magnificent, the Castle is fantastic, Arthurs Seat is great especially at night and it's full of cute chink tourists in short skirts. Scottish history is fascinating and I think the contrast of London and Edinburgh would be a good experience. Robert the Bruce, William Wallace, John Comyn being killed in a church.

>>154163447
Well if you do London you have to do the natural science museum to

>>154162987
I like Bilbao, Vienna, Florence and Rome

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>>154162987
come to Traunsee, beautiful for cycling and food

>historical museums are a BIG plus
you can always visit MAUTHAUSEN, to refresh your memory on the atrocities™ that have been committed

>Seixas told Eurosport: "I knew the downhill section well, so I thought I could give it a go, knowing that not all of them are top-class downhill riders. I didn’t care about winning today; I just wanted to make up some time to knock their confidence a bit."
Already in his villain arc?

>>154163704
Poogacar could never be this honest. Honesty is a virtue, Saint Paul takes yet another W over the antichrist.

>>154163680
Lakes close to salzburg are great but I'd bring my hardtail more than my road bike

https://youtu.be/jQO9nRj5ZbI

I can't wait for Sunday

How many sleeps until P-R?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OTs-NDpLTQ

Shimano made a simp vid for grug

>>154164183
how many bloody sponsors does this lad have. more of a grifter than Puck Moonen

>>154164198

How else do you pay for a villa in Antwerp, a house in Spain, a GT3 RS and a gold digger?

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Saint Paul prevails

what's the concensus on paris-roubaix femmes being moved to sunday instead of the saturday it's been since its creation?

i preferred to have it separate so on saturday i'd ride my bike out to one of the secteurs and support the femmes, and then on sunday i'd just relax and catch the whole race but now it's all a single event on sunday like most races that have a male race in addition to the female one

>>154164308
>face edited
>santctus paulus sexiias
this is really still the level of ai slop today?

>>154164435

Probably the biggest reason is organisation. Way easier to close roads and have all the people and nadars on one day than on 2.

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>>154164449
What's worse is they refused to make poogacar into a vampire and then said he was a child so I can't generate images of him, which is really an own in itself. This is the other one, pile of shit but I suspect it's because it's the free version. Might learn to use photoshop, always wanted to learn.

>>154164454
Especially since there's barely any supporters for the womens race + they only have to broadcast the last hour of their race. It's just more cost efficient.

>>154163809
special kind of autism that

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>>154164249
>How else do you pay for a villa in Antwerp, a house in Spain, a GT3 RS and a gold digger?

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>>154164435
I would have liked to have it on saturday because it will rain

>>154163809
Pretty cool

>>154164198
Gotta strike while the iron is hot Bert

Matthew Haymen win in Roubaix has got to be one of my favorite moments in cycling. Absolutely epic moment.

>>154164435
dogshit decision

>>154165023
I don't even remember that one

>>154165250
it never happened

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Unc lil bro'd the king unc

If Pogacar wins on Sunday he will be the current winner of the 5 monuments + Tour de France + WC

Check the name pronunciation audio
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/maxime-decomble

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>>154165673

Looks like slight tailwind and probably no rain for Paris-Roubaix. Perfect for Pogacar

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>>154165773

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What if Pog chutes and get a serious injury?

>>154165888
10 years of SEXASS reign of terror

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>>154165929
>reign of terror
Saint Paul is a liberator, not a successor

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I guess it kinda got the gist? You can guess the prompt by reading between the lines. Image generation has a loooong way to go.

Will Vismoid use the S5 at Roubaix or keep using the Soloist?

I do not think Seixas should ride the tour. I think he is too young and the Fr*nch will put too much pressure on him.

>>154168264
First tour should always be free of expectation. Go and have some fun. Get in some breaks, arse around meeting riders in the peloton. If you feel it, go for a stage. They probably will have expectations but I disagree, especially as a French kid. His best move would be losing 30 minutes by stage 5. There's something magical about a strong rider who isn't in GC. Feels like the world is their oyster. 4th in GC is irrelevant. Maybe he gets podium but what's the point. Dude still wears a nappy. Let him enjoy it.

>>154168253
Aspero 5

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Région Pays de la Loire Tour (2.Pro)
Stage 4 (Final)
Brûlon - Le Mans
179.5km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/startlist

GC after stage 3:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stage-3-gc

Roadbook:
https://www.calameo.com/read/002150178ea6c3099515d

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/region-pays-de-la-loire/2026/stage-4/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
13:35 CET L'Equipe

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Itzulia Basque Country (2.UWT)
Stage 5
Eibar - Eibar
176.2km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/startlist

GC after stage 4:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage-4-gc

Roadbook:
https://qrco.de/bgRRHO

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/itzulia-basque-country/2026/stage-5/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / EITB
15:30 CET

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>velodrome in Rio burned down
SAD

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>>154165888
I was thinking what if he chutes and doesn't get injured but he's out of the race. Kinda like last year but with 100km to go. What an anti climax after all the hype.

>>154168415
Expectation should be in line with your ability. Seixas should do the tour and he himself will no doubt will expect a podium.

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>>154169820
>"The velodrome and the Olympic Museum were barely affected by the fire," he said.
It looks worse than it is I cant see the inside though