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Sharks Edition
Last time on hocgeneral.com >>154149127
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>laffs
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>senaturds
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>>154156248
we're playoffs bound though?
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HHARKH
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>>154155910
bulju :D
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I'm gonna be monitoring this thread.
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why didnt gary give us any games on friday?
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>>154156285
Fug :DDDD
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who is in charge of /hoc/? id like to make a formal grievance
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Our Sennies :)
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>>154156318
Gary is our king, but anyone on the council can pass your word onto him
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>>154156318
state your business and be quick about it
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>>154156322
Islanders hockey I’m so used to this kind of hockey
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>>154156322
why is the tag still on it?
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>>154156318
Message me about it on the /hoc/ discord
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>>154156322
he switched to the canucks this season
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>>154156386
only because he mistook kane for a fellow jeet
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>>154156300
Unlike my islanders...or maybe JLMI...
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>>154156392
is that why hes friends with quinn jewish too?
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>>154156307
Gary wants us to get laid
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Identical twins in the first round is fascinating. If you draft one you have to get the other too. Whoever drafts next is gonna get a huge offer. It's gonna be expensive for whatever team wants them.
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And kash Patel is bad why exactly?
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alright lads, who's gonna number them
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>>154156285
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>>154156227
>belgian embellishments
Qrd
I don't watch it.
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Post your sizzling hot predictions for the playoffs
>stars win wild
>Habs are the new laffs unfortunately, meaning a 1st round exit for unforeseeable future because they already started manifesting parades and acting like the laffs fans for the last 10 years
>oilers will be out in the first round
>gary has prepared a script thatvwe cannot expect
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>>154156446
Buffalo wins the cup
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>>154156227
Are swedes big fans of the sharks?
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>>154156446
gary will have a changing of the guard and the stars, avs, soilers, and canes will choke early.
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>>154156446
>oilers will be out in the first round
i wish but i just don't see it
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>>154156463
They're tampa and detroit fans mostly
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>playoffs in 10 days
who am i rooting for
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>>154156446
Oilers vs Senators
McMeme loses again for the 4th straight time to a Tkachuk and completes his meltdown
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I have crossed the floor and become a libtard.
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>>154156381
>d*scord
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I hope Gary is able to sell a lot of jerseys during the playoffs
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>>154156493
This is why Alberta is separating soon
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>>154156495
i dont understand a thing you said
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>>154156486
>4th
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i love gary, he keeps enemy canadians cucked hard
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>>154156500
been waiting my whole fucking life
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>>154156519
why
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>>154156519
I'm praying for you guys
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>>154156519
if you guys leave im releasing the rats
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>>154156419
0
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>>154156493
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>>154156523
The government is destroying albertan culture and attacks our oil industry. And takes our money to fund the rest of the country.
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>>154156504
Yes, twice in the playoffs, 3rd in the Olympics
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>>154156475
I've seen lots of pens fans too
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>>154156352
He's going to return it.
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>>154156523
they take our money and then spit on us. always have
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>>154156519
You idiots wouldn't last two minutes without us
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>>154156547
If alberta separated and you'd get to keep your oil and sell it where you pleased, what would happen to rest of canada
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>>154156564
who cares
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>>154156550
>international competition
then you concede that he won 4nations in between
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>>154156564
Probably collapse and get annexed by the usa since they’d be broke
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>>154156572
i do because i want to understand canada
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>>154156580
do i get a free canadian gf with big breasts?
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>>154156583
retards universally have a surprising way to make themselves out to be the victim or everything.
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>>154156579
Garys Gimmick?
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>>154156564
>sell it where you pleased
that is the problem now, alberta has no way to get their oil to market
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>>154156590
Finland joined the Nazis and tried to kill my Ukrainian ancestors
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>>154156479
Utah or Buffalo
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>>154156591
your cope?
the tkachuk's took it seriously
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oh canada...
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>>154156593
hate to be that retard who goes "why" but why. who is stopping you or is the oil just sent unfairly all around canada?
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>>154156595
I thought the Ukrainians were also Nazis and for some reason you guys in Canada had a special ceremony for them
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>>154156595
unlikely, Ukrainians were the most enthusiastic nazi foreign fighters there were, second only to Estonia and Finland.
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>>154156609
Ontario doesn't let them build pipelines
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oh, canada?
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>>154156564
>sell it where you pleased
i mean that's not really how oil works, they'll sell it to the same refineries because that's where the pipelines go
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>>154156609
Because the Canadian government wants to control alberta and prevent our independence they never built oil refineries or pipelines so we’re reliant on the usa and Canada only.
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>>154156619
retard
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Friendly reminder canada is #3 in sovereign nation states in the stan lee
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>>154156593
dont be retarded, we have ways to get it to market, we dont want the canada regulatory bullshit over top of us acting as a veto, we want to be able to make our own trade deals with regards to oil. What we really want is more seats in parliament. Can't wait to seperate btw.
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>>154156629
Can you stop posting this um actually faggot reddit shit? Thanks in advance.
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>>154156629
this chart is false and yet you repost it anyways
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>>154156616
>>154156610
Impossible my grandparents would never side with Nazi bastards like Finland did.
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>>154156624
that's retarded, i see that your goverment is as retarded as ours is when it comes to our own resources
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What a ZESTY buck
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>>154156446
>>154156472
>>oilers will be out in the first round

It depends on their health. I don't see them losing to Utah/Anaheim/SJ/LA if Draisaitl and Hyman are healthy. Vegas is a maybe even with everyone back.
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>>154156639
what's false about it? you were not sovereign until 1982. you're not even truly sovereign now, you retain the British royal family on your currency (great humilation ritual for quebecians thoughbeit)
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>>154156643
>Fevan Rodrigues
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are my wild getting out of the first round this year boys?
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>>154156438
>>154156227
Someone give me a Gestalt NOW.
Donot test my patience.
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>>154156636
>we have ways to get it to market
via rail?
lmao
>we dont want the canada regulatory bullshit over top of us acting as a veto
if you want control over the resource them keep it all in house, you want to export it though
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>>154156663
if it was any other team besides stars, then yes
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i'm not familar with canadian economics, are you saying they could be bizzaro-texas?
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>>154156663
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nathan mackinnon walks into a bar and orders a beer. zach werenski takes it from him and gives it to jack hughes.
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>>154156604
Yea but they have the memory of a flea
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>>154156660
canada won 2 cups in the 90s retard
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Does polymarket support betting on MAID killcounts? because i've got some insider information
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>>154156679
Calgary is basically Texas but with less oil and more indians
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its a coffee table book about coffee tables
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>>154156688
>this autism again
year refers to season start (e.g. 1990s = 1990-91 through 1999-00 seasons)
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my oilies are the most battle tested out of every team so stop talking about them losing
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>>154156699
The new Tyler video shows a city in Texas with20% Indians
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>>154156699
if texas was right beside the rocky mountains
before justin trudeau it was one of the best cities in the world
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>>154156699
are you saying we can turn canada into a gas station when push comes to shove?
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>>154156710
Having the most PTSD diagnosis does not mean the players are battle tested.
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>>154156564
>what would happen to rest of canada

>BC
BC would be completely cut off from the rest of the country. They have roads into Yukon but there's nothing between Yukon and NWT. Hongcouver's port would die. Might be induced to join Alberta eventually

>Saskatchewan
Would probably want to join Alberta right away

>Manitoba
They're too pozzed to join Alberta. Louis Riel weeps

>Ontario
The cancer killing Canada. Jeeting would go into overdrive

>Quebec
They would declare their own independence

>maritimes
Who cares lmao but they probably stay with Ontario

>territories
Would probably join Alberta for the gibs (fuck Nunavut, stay with Ontario)
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>canada has 2-3x the indians per capita as america
>america is channeling them all into already-brown chicano states like texas to keep the jeet blast radius to a minimum
>in canada they control all the big cities and relevant parts
very grim
once again it proves how good America is at segregation
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>>154156717
Thats a lot of doo doo
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>>154156708
why did seinfeld try to trick us into thinking the yankees were the jewish team when it was the mets all along
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FYI I am asking a
alberta questions because I got a job offer from Calgary and now I am waiting for something called LMIA
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>>154156699
Alberta has way more oil than Texas but it takes more effort to extract it.
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this was my heated rivalry moment
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>>154156724
Calgary already is and all the Laurentians do is skim money off the top
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>>154156756
Did the Flames sign you?
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i shouldn't hate on canada that much desu, we made some good kino together
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>>154156756
Yeah don’t come to Calgary we got a lot of pissed off ukrainians after what you did to us
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>>154156763
Lewd
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>>154156769
Yes
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with finns you win
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>>154156763
bedsy is for the girlies
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i fixed it
division opponents 6x=18 games
others 2x=56
74 total
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>>154156770
when did mexico and canada make kino together?
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>>154156784
We haven't done anything to ukrainians except killed or captured them when soviets used them as fodder. We even returned ukrainian prisoners but they were executed by soviets. We are currently housing over 10k ukrainian refugees atm so I dont get why you're so angry
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>>154156821
Maybe you should do some actual retard instead of asking some retarded teenager on 4chan
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i dont think a jeeted nation state wants to try to talk shit
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listenin to Guided By Voices
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>>154156873
better shut your mouth then
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>>154156818
auston matthews 69 goal season
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>>154156871
Surely you mean research, not retard. Just wanted to educate him, that's all
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>>154156886
they're conquered your entire country
we've sent ours to containment states
did you even intern anyone during ww2?
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you know what the fuck you did
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>>154156908
>they're conquered
nice esl moment jorge lol
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>>154156810
>small divisions produce shitty division winners
>no reason for conferences (yet TV contracts will demand conferences)
>doesn't scale when Gary demands new expansion teams

0/4, Never Ever
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>>154156756
Are you going to wear a cowboy hat if you come over?
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>>154156709
how retarded
>90s continued into the 2000s
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>>154156916
Isn't that an american thing?
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>>154156810
buffalo and philly should swap
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>>154156911
it wasn't me, it was the dog!
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>>154156810
garys forced division (((rivalries))) are trash. nobody thinks the wild and mammoth or the blue jackets and penguins are rivals.
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>>154156920
start of the season (or anything) is what matters
same reason 14th century refers to the 1300s
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>>154156709
Year refers to the year the cup was awarded

>uh, that time the cup was awarded in September of 2020 was actually part of the 2010s
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>>154156943
Bet you read the scoreboard out loud from left to right too
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>>154156944
cope
>>154156943
it's a 2000 year old standard
i guess they teach you differently in udder pradesh
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Capitals second line vs the leafs tonight
Aliaksei Protas - 6’6” 250lbs
Ilya Protas - 6’6” 225lbs
Tom Wilson - 6’4” 225lbs
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really dumb (low iq) convos going on
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>>154156943
start of the season was in 1990 retard
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>>154156943
the 14th century is the 1400s idiot
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>>154156871
>>154156821
> Ukraine lost 10 million overall during WWII, which included civilians from fighting finland and Germany
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>>154156964
lol
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that legendary '24 oilers cup run was powered by the jeets. forever grateful sirs.

Jai Shri Ram
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>>154156967
sounds like a shit team run by retards to me
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Did I get this right, there's people here who think that the season that started in october 1989 is counted as a 90s season?
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>>154156967
I wish Finland would have finished the job
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>>154156929
no
common everywhere that has a bunch of ranches in north america
Calgary's arena is shaped like a saddle
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>>154156979
i tried to tell you there are a LOT of retards here that love to play the victim every chance they get.
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the 90s were from 1987 until 2001
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>>154156979
it counted as a 90s cup
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>>154156972
Mr. November

>mackinnon October/November
25 GP, 20-24-44, +30

>mackinnon December/January/Feburary/March/April
51 GP, 31-48-79, +25
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>>154156979
if gary used the chinese calendar we wouldn't have this problem
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>With the Florida Panthers out of the playoffs — and the Detroit Red Wings close to joining them for the summer — TNT has dropped its planned coverage of next Wednesday’s season finale.
KWAB
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>>154156979
>1995 cup had no games played in 1994
>2013 cup had no games played in 2012
>2021 cup had no games played in 2020

>durr we should count by the year the season started

I guess there are two 2013 cups, 2013 and 2013-14
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It's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZuYdk-f7T0
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in a beautiful place out in the country
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>>154157007
I remember when Bissonette was just a retired NHL player who partied like a fratboy and tried to sell some pink liquor. Now he's an analyst. Insane.
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>>154156708
I couldn't find those in canadian tire
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>>154157028
Is it called fucking Canadian Bookstore?
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which nhl player do you think spends the most time at the pink pony club
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Going to have to put the puck in the net if you want any chance of scoring tonight
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>>154157007
oof
talk about two fairweather franchises
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>>154157034
and the leafs aren't called "suck shit and lose" but they do it anyways, you can't judge something purely off its title
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>>154157051
This actually isn't true I can get tripped on an empty net breakaway
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unfunny hours
i'll be back later
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This aint an airport pal
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>>154157082
sam might have been the last good poster here
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Now that she's gone, we should start being funny!
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imagine thinking you start counting at 1 instead of 0
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>>154157105
who the fuck starts at zero when counting?
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>>154156952
I meant to make their helmets red
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0 was invented by Indians fun fact
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>>154157129
me when /hoc/ does pushups
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>>154157135
Is that why they have 0 toilets?
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knights won again
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>>154157140
kek nice
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>>154157156
If Gary would let /hoc/ GM a team, we would have hired Torts immediately
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why does vegas have so much confidence in the >rags tonight?
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>>154157129
you always do, it's implicit when you cognitively think "i will start counting" prior to thinking/saying "1"
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finna head to the bar for happy hour and watch a period or two of sabies >rags with the lads
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is there a player active currently who's an assist god and can do what joe thornton never but almost did, end a season with 19 goals and 93 assists?
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>>154157195
my brain is like lua, my index starts at 1
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>>154157195
look at pythagoras over here giving us math lessons
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Nerds OUT
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i always start counting with 0 when i tally the total of ottawa senators cups
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>>154157221
More like pyfagoras LOL
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>>154157237
finally a good joke
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>>154157237
why not just pythfagoras
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>math discussions are just a setup for how bad canadians are at hockey
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The royal road
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>>154157212
q. hughes got close with a 17/75 season
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>>154157233
Ottawa has 11 Stanley Cups.
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>>154156952
Capitals Constructed additional pylons I see.
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>>154157279
you need the number zero (0) to tally the total cups of many american franchises too
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>>154157293
those cups from 1835 really have weight you know
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>>154157293
and the laffs have the second most cups in the league
your point?
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Dubs and i go back to sleep
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>>154157291
sure but he's a defenseman (technically). For forwards it's only guys like thornton, gretzky and adam oates, and I bet it requires a bespoke powerplay setup where he never shoots
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>>154157322
Hyvaa Yota Pekka <3
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>>154157323
panarin had a 22/74 season and marner 27/75
but yeah, the gymnastics to get a pure assist merchant in the current meta are too great
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>>154157021
>analyst
that's a generous term for anyone on that panel not named Gretzky.
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>>154157322
*tucks you in*
*kisses forehead*
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>I root for american teams that have canadian players, but only because of the players.
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>>154157323
the playmaker role of the team has shifted from the center to the dman thougheverbeit
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a team of only americans players has never won the stanley cup
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>>154157322
dubs and you stay awake
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>>154157302
we dont care about hockey tho
while its you are primary sport
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Ron Francis stepped down as Seattle GM
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>>154157387
sports cuckoldry is ironically par for the course in most international sports (namely soccer)
we're just the Europe to their latin america
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>>154157403
ok josé
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>>154157403
blud really still melting down about losing to venezuela and italy at his own sport lol
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>>154157418
kek cancucks will never get over their olympic defeat
>b-but this meme exhibition tournament
we took everything from you
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>>154157405
Oooh I hope they hire someone from the Metropolitan Division who sucks
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>>154157405
what did shannon say about it?
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>>154157423
Still got the 4 Nations 'chip on your soil.
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>>154157423
just like latinos took your past time from you
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>>154157429
He beat his wife
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LETS
GO
RANGERS
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>>154157444
that's a man
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alejandro is so desperate to be white lol
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>>154157440
luckswing got mogged by football literally over half a century ago
you only had a tiny meme subset of hockey and we cucked you in front of the entire world lol
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>>154157396
Neither have (You)
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the >rags blacked out the fucking national game
i don't even live in new york you fucking jews, this is the second time those slimy fucking manhattan heebs have done this horseshit too
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>>154157458
>implying the world was watching
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>>154157437
what a tournament that was
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>>154157458
>paragraphs of cope over losing at a sport literally nobody plays
jen kek even
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>>154157470
I don't understand why you guys keep posting that picture. All the points the laff makes are completely sound.
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>>154157468
This you pal?
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damn that really was deeply humiliating to them that they're still seething months later kek
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its even funnier seeing alejandro have to cheer for americas accomplishments since his shit hole is even less relevant than canada lmao
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>>154157481
no i'm out of state and they do this shit
a fucking national game, i don't even think i can buy the channel the >rags are broadcast on because I DON'T FUCKING LIVE IN NEW YORK
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is bud italian
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>>154157491
truly something to behold
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>>154157405
Holy shit. Thank fuck.
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>>154157473
I was watching. That's all that matters.
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>world series was just humilation foreplay for canada in olympic hockey
kek
God hates canada
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>>154157491
don't call my name, don't call my name
alejandro
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tom fitzgerald is so kraken-coded
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need the rags to do my habbies an egg
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i wonder if alejandro and fernando grew up in the same favela together
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>>154157517
why do you gotta be such a poor sport about it
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>>154157491
would literally kill my self if i was hispanic desu, poor guy has no future
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>>154157520
DON'T CRY FOR ME, ALEJANDRO! THE TRUTH IS I NEEEEEVER LEFT (YOUUUUUUU)!
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sabies scarr!!!
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/hoc/ is for frens. We should be kind
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>rags
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Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen is a wild ass name. Wendigo ass name.
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>>154157468
This never would have happened if you'd attended Dolan's band's gigs
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Dabres vs >rags on the gym tv
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>>154157520
>>154157528
>>154157533
Lady Gaga enjoyers in my /hoc/?
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>>154157574
>Lady Gaga
That's madonna, you homo.
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>cancucks utterly mindbroken after being raped by hated americans on the world stage in their only sport
sad, if only they didnt cheat at curling
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>>154157546
_/ _/ _/ _/
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Evita is for regime enjoyers
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>>154157574
>>154157579
KWAB
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>>154157579
No its not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niqrrmev4mA
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sabies scarrr!!!
>rags
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>>154156663
if they sneak into 2nd in the central it would give them the edge
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>rags
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>>154157594
That's not the song I was referring to retard
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>rags
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The Brotas Bros era begins now
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Reminder that the (((new york media))) said this year was the rags year.
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ONE OF THESE NIGHTS
ONE OF THESE CRAZY RAG NIGHTS
WE'RE GONNA FIND OUT
JUST HOW MUCH THE RAGS SUCK
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>>154157579
Next you'll tell me Material Girl was actually from Exhumed
https://youtu.be/S9CSUglq-ck
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>>154157613
They also said lafreniere isn't a bust
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pizza rolls are in the air fryer!
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>>154157630
>drafting a finesse winger first overall
this error will be repeated at the 2026 draft
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>>154157620
Who made more money off of it? Yeah. Thought so.
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>>154157640
Don't forget to let them cool down!
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>>154157643
>Lafreniere
>Finesse
maybe on planet retard
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>>154157640
sounds yummy, pal
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>toronto has fat black chick singing the anthems
grim.
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>>154157671
We respect black queens here
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>>154157606
Even who isn't a fat boomer was referencing Gaga
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Remember, you have to wait for the goalie to go down before firing it hard into that open slot.
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>>154157671
this is like being mad about being served pizza by italians
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>>154157679
>We
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Stolarz busted bussy
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Are the pizza rolls ready?
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stolarz cannot catch a break
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Man the rangers are a SHIT team
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>>154157640
Save one for me
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just start the playoffs already
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>>154157750
I think he's burning them...
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protas/protas/wilson line is 700lbs of man meat.
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>>154157753
sorry goy another week of mostly meaningless games!
stay tuned for next season when i expand the schedule to appease your media masters
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>>154157753
gare still needs to sort out the shitty west
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>>154157735
yeah I ate them, they were pretty good
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wait, what happened to stolarz?
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>>154157798
skipping his yoga sessions
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>accidental contact with stick that draws blood
>4 min double minor

>oh wait, he just intentionally punched him in the face and drew blood, just 2 mins

what a clown world league
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>>154157774
And you call me gay? Because of some fucking magazines? What a joke.
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>>154157827
graphite is stronger than human
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how did the refs come to the conclusion that the high stick that drew blood was only 2 minutes after correctly calling a double minor
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>>154157488
still brings a smile to my face
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>>154156809
unfortunately, the girlies already know he has no game.
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pretty retard the hockey HOF is still in a city that hasn't seen the cup raised by it's home team in 60 fuckin' years, and don't even get me started on 1993...
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>>154157859
When eas the last time Cooperstown won the world series?
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>>154157774
That’s a lot of burgers
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>>154157869
Last night, when they fucked ur mum lel
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>>154157859
haha whoa epic grrrr i just hate canadians so much grrrrrrrrrrr
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>tatu being played in toronto
what year is it?
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>>154157405
Side deal bros...
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>>154157886
Damn i guess your mom was booked up for the nba hof ceremony
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>laffs
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>>154157900
>what year is it?
doesn't matter when it's a timeless classic
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>>154157910
>n-no ur mum!
kek. good to know that one got to ya. kwab
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>>154157405
>>154157909
Seattle undergoing disarmament
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>>154157896
This but unronically. Trump should nuke Toronto.
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>>154157909
>here lies Ron Francis
>he never dealt
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best strome
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hello
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>>154157929
sup
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Fuck this shit im going to watch wrestling
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>turn on aew
>some manlet wrestler screams in to the mic "youre a little bitch"
>he screams it again
>turn off aew
Im back
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watching the >rags play hockey really tuckered me out
im gonna go to bed and watch king kong, see you bros later
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>>154157956
Which version
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>>154157948
wrestling died when SCSA and The Rock signed their legends deals.
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Ottawa just tied it
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>>154157956
Sleep tight Pekka <3
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>>154157956
for me? Pov Juggfuckers 3
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>>154157948
Sounds like /hoc/
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Greenville just tied it
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>>154157978
This is no time to be jorking it
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>>154158006
true, that's why I did it before the games started
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There were people that thought Cossa was a better draft choice than Vally...
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>>154157827
It's called making the reffies adhere to an objective standard instead of making them think
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>>154158030
gary HATES it when his reffies think for themselves...
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bar was cringe daniel was on his soap box about politics again and drove everyone out.
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who's the hot asian chick TNT has doing the interviews?
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>>154158069
She's white retard
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>>154158069
jason robertson
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No, jackie, kenny faggot pelican neck downsie looking faggot fake deep voice bitch is NOT the "GOAT".
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>>154158069
Did she just said there will be cake?
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>>154158075
oh, my bad, she must've just had some lights shining in her eyes.
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>dabres
kwab
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>>154158086
She has one of those squint eyes some white people have and she's extremely tanned because she works for WWE so I can understand the assumption.
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>>154157939
kek good job helping out the 300k viewership
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McBrini bowl in a few minutes
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>>154158097
It wasn't an assumption. It was a tom foolery on her part.
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>>154158086
that's based jackie redmond. she's also a based E-God and works for the fed. she also used to work covering the blue jays and got run out of baseball for fucking the entire team
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>here is a few pennies, per goal, to tackle ALS
>to TACKLE a disease that renders you paralyzed and unable to TACKLE anything
These fucking cocksuckers really do rub this shit in our faces, don't they? Not to mention MOST of the fuckin' money doesn't even make it to the fuckin' thing they are "supporting" cocksucker mother fuckers.
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I wish I could fuck an entire baseball team
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>>154158113
this is making more sense, she sure didn't SOUND asian, even similar to california "american" asian chicks, so I was confused.
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>>154157909
Can't make side deals before you step aside
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ploffs should just be 1v16
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>laffs
>dabres
>soilers
>shorks
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>>154158144
it will be this year anyway
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>>154158144
>I already said NO! Now stop asking.
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There shouldn't be playoffs. Gary should hand-select the winner
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>>154158144
Gary's TV partners won't like that
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based crappies
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>bitck-dri has a owie on his fing-fing
kwasofpusy
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>>154158144
hi i just came here today from reddit what does ploffs mean?
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>bragging about beating the laffs
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>>154158171
>tf
don't worry about it bro
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>>154158171
That's what we call Pride Month here. /hoc/ is for everyone
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>>154158113
Based truth knower
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Thanks professor Chomsky
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>>154158236
He was in the epstein files like my caps owner
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>>154158236
reminder that this RACIST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT never apologized for his racist tirade against a player who made fun of his "lil' bro" for being a shitty ECHL-tier "goalie".
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>>154158236
>yo i'll take dat ring to mordor nigga
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last two teenagers to play in the same game for the Caps.
My answer: Ovi and Backstrom. What do you think, /hoc/?
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>>154158269
Peter Bondra and Joe Juneau
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>>154158228
Interesting hypothesis, Professor Raped Bitch, but what are your thoughts on your loss to bud?
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the nature boy liked punk's promo
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woooooo!!
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did they answer the caps trivia question yet? i had to go poop.
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>>154158340
what was the question
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>>154158280
Joe Juneau went to college to get more knowledge
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>>154158350
how many fingers
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>>154158350
>>154158269
i just AI'd it, and I was wrong. Don't even know who one of the guys is.
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>>154158359
Cool thanks for telling us the answer
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>>154158366
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>>154158375
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>rags
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>>154156446
My penguins win the cup (:
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FAGGOTS
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lotta small hats playing in this buffalo/jew york game...
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>Jason zucker has played 15 seasons in the NHL
Fascinating.
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>>154158431
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almost time for sharks
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>>154158439
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>>154158444
another scheduled loss!
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>>154156446
>>oilers will be out in the first round
the oilers are practically immortal in the west
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>>154158450
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>>154158444
Checked! I believe in them
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>>154158414
is this how they build line chemistry in toronto?
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>>154158459
>>154158450
How many cup final goals does he have?
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>>154158459
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>>154158465
We do that on /hoc/ too
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>>154158468
Same as you, 1993. Same as you.
>>154158469
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>>154158479
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Did not have "Jason Zucker webm folder dump" on my list today but it's a welcome surprise. Actual hockey content? How novel.
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Zucker? but I just met her!
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I told you ducks look good this year
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>>154158503
I can post quality content when I feel like, I just usually don't feel like it.
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Who has that webm of zucker doing the jagr salute?
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you wouldn't download a pwhl gf...
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>>154158537
cute :3
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>>154158537
Cute :3
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>>154158538
Player, yes.
Fan, no.
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Screamer is pretty fun, ngl

Oh and go dabres, I'm pulling for you guys.
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>>154158538
I certainly would
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hope they win :)
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>>154158538
you're right, I wouldn't
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jason zucker grew up in las vegas, nevada
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>rags
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>>154158568
just like >her knighties
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who the fuck cares
celebrini's about to play
shut up
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>60gp 27g 26a
This was the first time in his career that Matthews didn't score 30 goals.
Is this the new Matthews?
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The only good thing out of all this, is that the Ranger fans at the game no longer have to drag themselves to MSG to watch this pathetic team again.
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>>154156307
He got confused on which day is good friday
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>>154158593
>knee injury
>mystery injury that required a trip to europe
>wrists and back fucked at other times

Trading for him is either brave or foolish
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>>154158601
well, it will be the same exact team next year
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>>154158593
maybe if that eastern european piece of shit wasn't such a piece of shit...
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>>154158610
The vegas golden knights put legos in jack eichel's neck
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>>154158613
It won't be the exact same team. There are always trades, the draft, and free agency. Hopefully one of the new faces will bring the desire to play better.
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>rags forced to salute the crowd after getting btfo on home ice again
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>>154158624
The raga are going to sign patrick laine and trade their only young players worth a shit for either tkachuk or matthews
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>rags
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do you guys like that gimmick band angine de poitrine
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>>154158144
wont someone think of the time zones
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>>154158627
Is this their final home game of the season?
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>>154158627
Some sort of ritual that humiliates them
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>>154158636
40+ genny kid
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>>154158645
Yeah, they had less than 10 wins at home this season
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>>154158636
I don't listen to hip hop.
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>>154158647
i turn 40 in august
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DABRES
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This one in particular makes me smile. fuck the french.
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>>154158636
never listened to them
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>>154158654
KWAB
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>>154158663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ssi-9wS1so
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>>154158654
>elect a commie mayor
>rags lose
>isles continue losing
kek
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>>154158677
I'll listen to them tomorrow at work
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Sharks soon
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/hoc/ anthem:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGAAhzreGWw
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>>154158685
That's what Janey told Ricky when he made he another mix tape before tossing it in her locker with the rest of them and dismissing him.
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I'll watch the sharks game while I play injustice 2 and listen to pro wrestling podcast
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>>154158723
sounds like a fun night
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>>154158711
nah
>https://youtu.be/aQnW-MxAU6U?si=veMimmvZZG34jcwv
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COH3, Shorks/Soilers game, more captain cokes, some music to close the night out. sleep, short day at work before the masters starts. Gonna be a good night.
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>>154158749
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>>154158717
I promise (。◕‿‿◕。)
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>>154158751
Based
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>>154158751
don't forget collegepuck semifinals tomorrow
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I blew my nose into my "ass kickin' hot sauce" napkin
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>trb is back
grim. fuck the oilers btw go sharks
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>>154158773
true, gonna be streaming a lot of shit in a lot of tabs tomorrow. lots to watch
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>>154158773
go Budgies
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>>154158781
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>>154158794
i hope they lose and get embarrassed like their football program has been the past decade.
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>>154158781
Trb is always lurking the shadows fren

>>154158751
The simpler things in life are sometimes the best
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>laffs
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>Conorfest, 2026
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LET'S GO SHARKS!
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When Pronger had his day with the cup, he had Sugar Ray come play a concert at his house
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>laffs and kitties eliminated
They expect both of us in the wreckage brother!
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McDavid's not playing around that's for sure.
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>laffs
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Go sharkies! Luv me celebrini, luv the fresh prince, luv the nuge, 8 mcdavid. Simple as
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>>154158824
for me it's that time some kid called mark mcrath sugar gay and he had a coked out melty KEK
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the incredible one man team vs the incredible one man team
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>>154158824
based
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>>154158837
ynr that the Robin Williams/Billy Crystal movie had cameos of Mark Mcrath and Mel Gibson in it.
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come on shorks, kill the Oilels
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this nigga knoblauch stressin out already lmfao
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I can't think of a single highlight of the >laffs season
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>>154158838
No draisaitl or Hyman for the oilers, so it’s a fair fight
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>>154158849
knobgobbler is in the hot seat
>shorks PP
OH NO NO NO
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>the city of McGayKid
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>>154158850
Losing to the sharks in OT back in December in the scotiabank library
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OUR TWINK
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my macky :)
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CELEBRINI SSSSCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRSSSSS
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Average Celebrini goal
nice save there
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>>154158824
More like Sugar Gay
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>mack attack
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Blackhawks aren't making the playoffs, how about a thread for them?
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still no regrets trading that twink faggot in my fantasy league before the season started.
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WHOS CELEBRINI MARTINI?
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>>154158882
Nah
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new
>>154158892
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it's a little weird that the refs are so obsessive about holding calls when so many of them are manufactured by the other guy.
>what if i just turn and grab your stick
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>>154158901
>>154158901
>>154158901
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