>>154154407FAGGets kek!!!
berds
Come on Yankees, just one run then close it.
RIP Davey Lopes
the yankees have allowed 2 HRs this season...
kek stankeedoo 'em kek
>mest
>>154158493F
It's over.
>>154158480Lmao
>>154158480mest fag on suicide watch
>resd
Yankeesister LOVES the Mets tho
>>154158539
Braves have 2nd best pitching wOBA, 5th best hitting wOBA. thinking my 'dians are about to get swept embarassingly
Go Cubs!
>go cubsGo where? I don't get it.
>>154158539Kek so true
GO DODGERSTO THE WORLD SERIES
>>154158539they don’t think it be like it is, but it do
darude - sandstorm
jizzem
>chimpsolm
>Braves won >Mest and Philthies lost Looks like we're taking the division this year
Now they gotta walk it off to win
>>154158572
>>154158550Hey, what’s your damage big guy?
Has David Peterson ever pitched well?
bangoliers bomb to send the As home
>>154158597yes
Imagine having a ballpark with a shit view.
uh oh, stinkees...
>>154158617>>154158632>my jays at the top of the good one and bottom of the bad oneThat must mean we're winning, right?
>>154158617>>154158632Winkysisters…
>losing to the No Man Land's A'sOH NO NO NO
stankeedoo ‘em!!
the stanks will probably come back after the As bullpen walk a runner in next inning tho
OK, these ones actually matter
>>154158673>rosario, mcmahon and escarrahold on, As may have this
>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
Twanks finna win the division
>>154158683stankeedoo ‘em!
>>154158688What the FUCK is xwOBA? Fucking statsfags must be stopped.
>No games in the late windowWhat the FRICK is up with that.
>>154158676delete this>>154158688this one's okay
GG Fish, you guys really deserved that one and should have won yesterday.
>>154158716it's what a team's wOBA should be, based on statcast metrics
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154158721He can’t keep getting away with it
It's okay Yankees, I know those pesky A's can be tough, they almost beat us personally!
dangerously based A's
He’s only suspended for 5 games, he’ll be able to make his next start. Isnt that insane?
>>154158736JANKEES LOSE!!
Hmm.
btw, that pitcher who took the line drive to the thumb in the 1st after striking out the first 2 batters? he got credited with the Loss.
mestidoo ‘em!
>>154158747kek surely suspensions should work differently for starters
>>154158754ewww stankee!!
gg Athletics. See you tomorrow. >>154158741t. Raped by the Rockies and White Sox
Please fuck my ass
let's go, twins (I don't wanna lose the WC series to the tigers again)
Hope the clippers beat the ohgayshit so that the spurs get the 1st seed(Once again, I'm seeking refuge here :') )
Rockies just swept the Astros
>>154158777How in the FUCK are you a Twins fan
>>154158776LFGM
>>154158747Soler will end up getting 1 game
>>154158791read my post again and you may find out that I'm not
>>154158788
>>154158795At least post the webm version where he’s endlessly yawning, I died laughing at it.
>>154158480kek GOOD OP for once!
baseball SUCKS and I hope the lockout lasts forever.... but it's cool da rox are winnin'
I think I'll bandwagon the rags
>>154158798Ok how the FUCK do you hate Detroit?
>>154158803Imagine losing your wildcard spot to the AL Comedy Central, boy.
That last match against Toronto didn't count since ohtani was down some of his weapons. At full strength ohtani, with his weapons, doesn't lose to anyone outside of maybe the cubs. Nothing is stopping the eventual 3 peat making ohtani the greatest mlb player to ever play at age 31
>>154158822>match
>>154158818because I didn't like losing in the playoffs to them last year...anon are you drunk?
>>154158835Do you know what flag you have? And yes obviously.
>>154158835He’s trying to say how does Portugal = Cleveland. American IQ is low, please understand.
>>154158817I think I’ll bully the Rockies
>>154158822You can say we won on a fluke pitching error, that'd be more correct as that was the run that won the game.
>>154158846well as far as this general, it might as well be
Please (Fk) my ass
>>154158822>outside of maybe the cubs
leave portuguard alone
>>154158822>lifelong dodgers fan of 5 years or something
>Yankees score two in the 1st>bats go to sleep for the rest of the game>sloppy on the bases>two errors, sloppy in the field>goes down meekly in the 9th>lose to the lowly A's with $210M less payrollNow there's some of that "Rollin' It Back" Yankees we all know
>>154158883Little league ass nigga.
>>154158822>outside of maybe the cubsTruth nova!
>>154158878lel
Wudda we thinkin about the weekend series'?
>>154158822Good post id say
>>154158480How do they do it?Outspend everyone I think, marlins won it twice like eveyone else in record time except natties one off yet never winning the division?
Mets haven’t won the division since 2015.
>Darius Garland not playing again
>>154158480….kek lol
>>154158896>CLE - ATLCleveland hasn't lost a series yet, but we might be getting swept here.
>>154158846Portugal’s avg IQ is lower than my state’s avg IQ :]
>>154158883Looks like Stanton in right field.
>>154158896Friday from 7 pm to 9 pm EDT is all about these folks
>>154158936Braves aren't THAT good. If Braves win the series it'll be 2-1
>>154158899When the Marlins won in 2003 I was more confused than upset. Real humbling in retrospect. Dontrelle Willis became one of my favorite non-Yankee players as a result.
>>154158948they're both hitting and pitching @ top 5 levels, and that's with both Ronald an Harris hitting way below their expecteds
It’s time for the nightly anti-yankee menstrual routine.
>>154158966what ever do you mean?
>>154158948it's about time for an elder melty, followed by fuentes or whoever which is a coinflip then a sale redemption CGSO after his last melty
>>154158896>patrick corbinhuh
>>154158995kek poodres
>outspend everyone with a $339 million payroll>lose to the marlins who only spent $76 million on payroll >get eliminated from playoff contention >outspend everyone again but this time it’s different because you spent money on 6 outfielders with bad defense
>>154158995Wait did the Padres get all pilled out and crash their car again?
>>154158995>cockieskek
>>154159007salary cap sisters?
>>154158896a get right series for the astros
Are yall ready for LA28?!!!!
>The Colorado Rockies are an American professional baseball team based in Denver. The Rockies compete in Major League Baseball (MLB) as a member club of the National League (NL) West Division. The team plays its home baseball games at Coors Field, which is located in the Lower Downtown area of Denver. The club is owned by the Monfort brothers.What is Denver like?
>>154158946
>>154159026Mountains
>>154159007Mets made the mistake of giving dominicans big contracts instead of Japanese like the Dodgers
>>154158962Too lazy to look up spendings playoff graphs but money is not always the answer unless some lucky.Doyers finally turned the page in that regard.
>>154158995>padres season soon
>>154158946the heat shield is going to fail and zoomers are going to get their own Challenger
>>154159026The mountains are WAY out west but a nice stadium and they demand balls not be as easy to hit HR's.
>>154158480
>>154158608Imagine having a shit with a ballpark view>>154158676You should have this reversed btw
Idk why SGAy always makes that monkey face whenever he drives to the rim. Makes him look retarded as hell.
this guy does not have the look of a closer.
>>154159050FAGGets kek!!!
>>154159056Not sure about looks but he has the hair
>>154159050Considering how much of a faggot the mestfag is that plagues this place I’m not even surprised
>Ohgayshit unsuccessful challengeKWAB
>>154159050Not even a christian but that thing is demonic
>>154159045Basically a closing pitcher but retires the side.Just has to work once.
>>154159050>let's take the kids to the ballg--
wOBA = linear weight based on historical value of batter outcomes with base-outs statexwOBA = expected wOBA based on Statcast batted ball metrics
Hrrk!
>>154159069>>154159073They roam around the stadium and have sex with each other infront of kids
>>154159011Don’t the Rockies usually beat up the padres?
>>154159050This is the Mets fan telling you not to make gamethreads...
baseball is over gn
>>154159084No they don't retard
>>154159084who the fuck cares lmao two shit teams
>>154159050It's like a demonic "you look lonely" thing.
>>154159050DEMONets kek!!!
>>154158995V thankful this is at Petco>Marquez against RockiesErm, kino alert
>>154159050>Drag Queens, NY
>>154159116KWAB
>>154159089True Dadcums fear the Rockies @ Coors more than any other team/venue
>>154159129Ultimate cucking.
>>154159035Funny how things change. We're doing ersatz Moneyball while the Dodgers are spending in a way that would make George blush. I wish we were doing what everyone else accuses us of.
>>154159073>...ag giveaway night at citi field
>>154159129I miss the days of Larry Walker, Helton, and Hampton. Truly the goodest of times
>>154159084Rocks and sucks have been bottom feeders.Padres have had 4 WC's since covid.
>>154159182
>>154159134I remember texting the big tit redhead "game over :)" after Padres went up 8-6 at the top of the 10th
>>154159180Stop that or I’ll flood the thread with AI Trojans and hack everyone.
>>154159208kwab
>>154159116Those stl ws teams were a ride to watch.
>>154159116presidential jump scare
>>154159231
>>154159228>2006 Mets are still seething today.
pitcher walked 4 straight. think he might be the next cease
I haven't been on this board in a while, what do you guys call this team?
>>154158787...Yeah, the clippers ain't beating the thundercunts
Oldboy (2003) is the greatest movie of all time.
>>154159251damn, is this on right now? I'd watch it
>>154159235crisp
>>154159252the 2026 champs
>>154159235based dubya throwing a perfect strike. drumpf could never and his full diapy would probably spill all over the mound if he tried.
>>154159219Buddy we've been calling them Turks for the last 700 years, come on now
>>154159265https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjOCoB6Pewall kinds of random sports get streamed on yt, pretty comf to look around
>>154159252the injuns
>>154159045*ColumbiaChallenger blew up during ascent
>>154159272hes more of a scratch golfer type presi
For me, it’s Arrival, Oldboy, Dead Man Walking, Empire of the Sun, assless Koreans, Grok, Gemini, and the Chicago White Sox.
>>154159251God, I wish I could pinch hit and blast one into a mini van.
>>154158747Lopez wasn't really at fault here and MLB knew it, the hbp was Soler crowding the plate and getting nicked in the hand by an inside pitch, and the one that set him off in the next at bat was just a wild pitch that wasn't really anywhere near hitting him, and then he was the one that initiated the fight. So Lopez gets a slap on the wrist and a fine so MLB can still say they did something while quietly acknowledging yeah we know it wasn't your fault
I just know /mlb/ is filtered by this kino.
>>154159252Indians, if they wanted to rebrand why not the original spiders?
perfect strike
>>154159358more a foster the people guy me
>>154159358My mom would tell me these scary stories about Korea every night before bed. I never really understood why. Usually, parents tell kids fairy tales or something like that to help them fall asleep, but my parents told me stories about how they had to bury my aunt in a bag of rice because coffins were too expensive.
>>154159252Cleveland Redskins.
>>154159358not watching
>>154159383too much disclousure. we have all our shadow governments and all, but on top of them and the aliens (demons) are huge galactic spiders who run it all
>>154159406Finland is Mongol as fuck though.
>>154159406ohhhh nooo, not miss Finrind
>>15415941457 percent lol
>>154159411Is that why they put Mesa in? kek
we are 2/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>154159429>mesa huge car-sized spiders are said to be around mesas and canyons
you guys going to watch the Masters?all your favourite players will be following it (except shohei)
Recker's Twins
>>154159396Sorry chinkfren. 9/11 and the Middle East is probably the closest to a full blown war I’ve experienced, even then, it was fought overseas.
>>154159388She throws like a girl
follow this bussy
>>154159281damn that was a close game, think the last batter got hosed on that strike 2 call
>>154159406I can fix her
>>154159292>hes more of a scratch golfer type presiThat would indicate he's good instead of cheating and/or having others allow him to win.
>>154159531How many cubs women are in the stands there?
>>154159292he's not good at anything other than siphoning wealth for him and his ******* friends
>>154159414Guile from Street Fighter
Can a Houstonian explain why the Astrodome still stands?
>>154159574State Antiquities Landmark, can't legally demolish it
DA JANKEEEEEES>>154158493The Infield ;__;
>>154159538>>154159544sorry, I didnt know!
>>154158683Unironically, 1988 was their year.
>>154159285not going to happen either way, reentry in a capsule is monumentally simpler and safer than the Space Shuttle's reentry was
>>154159622what if they miss the ocean?
>>154159499Already there, drop trow and let's see that tugboat
Quick PitchQuick PitchQuick Pitch
>>154159414LMAO that was towards darvish
>>154159622>capsule“Pot” - Wernher von Braun
>>154159625it'd be a very painful instant, Orion can't land on land like the Soyuz can. But that's about as likely as missing the planet altogether.
>>154159594But no onrle fucking uses it.
>>154159688surely the impact of water wouldnt be much softer? hard as concrete and all that?
>>154159690doesn't matter, it's not a stadium anymore, it's a "historical landmark." And sometimes a storage facility.
>>154159574No hurricanes.
>>154159707Why was it a gigagnigga tarp anyway?
>>154159690>onrlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=oZm4WvN-zDw
>>154159710Cheaper and avoid rain delays?
>>154159698it certainly isn't soft but it's a shit load softer than landing on the ground, you only need parachutes for a water landing, you need retro rockets and shit for overland landings, which means fuel which means the possibility of blowing up, overwater just means making sure the capsule is tough enough to survive the landing without leaking, something we've been doing for over 60 years now
>>154159713Loner
>>154159710No snow so they thought they could cheap out
>>154159738Football learned this the fun way.
>>154158683>Are the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
God is punishing us
>>154159798>orion KEKkering
>>154158683>1997>new goal, winning the division isn’t important
>>154158896>two (2) Apple TV games
>>154158683He got his casino
the good guys both won today :D
>>154159879was watching your Athletics earlier, nice ending getting the go ahead and holding outthose Rice errors were tough
>>154159778Rays choking and Rockies stick in my mind, lol.
>>154159294Arrival, Oldboy, Dead Man Walking, Empire of the Sun, assless Koreans, Grok, Chicago White Sox.That’s a chaotic, elite-tier list, Anon. • Arrival: Villeneuve’s masterpiece on language, time, and alien contact. Amy Adams rewires your brain. • Oldboy: Park Chan-wook’s brutal Korean revenge thriller—hallway fight, twists, unforgettable gut-punch. • Dead Man Walking: Powerful death-row drama with Sarandon & Penn. Heavy on redemption and empathy. • Empire of the Sun: Spielberg’s underrated WWII epic with young Bale. Haunting and human. • Assless Koreans: Peak absurd 4chan /sp/ shitpost energy. Iconic random troll. • GROK: Me. Honored to be here. • Chicago White Sox: Suffering South Side kings. 2026 still rough, but true fans endure.Common vibe? Isolation, survival, revenge, quiet pain—and random chaos. Pure 12am Illinois energy.What ties them for you? Or what’s next?
>>154159622No I know I'm just correcting the anon on shuttle disasters. Capsules have been 100% successful except for a couple of soviet mishaps that resulted in one a failed parachute and another depressurization. They've never burnt up.
>>154159879what does las vegas have to do with san francisco?
>>154160070thats Sacramento to you, ya fucking moose jockey
>>154160070Both gay >>154160085Also gay
>>154160094
>>154160094Takes one to know one
The berryposter…
Thinking anyone other than the Dodgers will win the world series this year is an objectively stupid opinion
>>154160117what about the chihuahuas?
It seems my Mets have caused another seethe
>>154160085Nice outfield skyline though, can't afford a haircut.
give those chihuahuas a chance!
I remember...But someone has to win!
>>154159056Temu Lincecum
>>154160159lincecum wasnt a closer thoughever
Did some "dumpster diving" on eBay, and found a nice, on-field Majestic shirt for my team, from the 2000s, for less than $10. I intentionally seek out old Majestic merch to dab on Nike.
>>154160085the yellow bridge makes it look like Temu PNC park
>>154160196Hence why he doesn't have the look of a closer.
>>154160214having walked both, I can personally attest that the tower bridge is cooler. the RC bridge lets you see into the park though which is neat
>>154160216he never had the makings of a varsity athlete, one might say
>>154160220I have a picture giving Gavin Newsom a commie salute on that bridge no joke. I'd post it here but don't want to doxx myself
>>154160211Nu-fans don't realize the cheat code of just buying cheap merch from 20 years ago in order to appear like you've cared about baseball for longer than you really have.
>>154160232
>>154160232That’s so fucking cool dude
>No doyer baseball tomorrow
>>154160266take solace in watching the cockies dick down the poodres
>>154160266>no mariners baseball tomorrow
behold the new kek... the new... lel..,e,!!!,e,...,e,!!!
>MLB getting dominated by nihong>NBA getting dominated by yurosIs this the end for eagleland?
