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go sharkies
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LET'S GO OILERS
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>garyplay goals up the ass and right away
So, it will be THAT type of game...
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come on shorks
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>rolls into thread
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>>154158910
oof, you can see the wound expanding in slo-mo. nice.
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#LetsGoOilers
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Huomenta but the opposite
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>refs cheating to manufacture gifts for mcdavid again
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My penguins (:
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>>154158931
yeah he's a fraud
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Connor McMongoloid
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>>154158922
I bet they put that in after someone mailed bullets to a ref
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it's scary how aggressive mcdavid is playing right now
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>>154158931
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ADMIRE THEIR CRAFTSMANSHIP!!!!!!!
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>the two players the (((talking heads))) kept dick-sucking all pre-game scored
nice script gary! great product!
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>>154158956
no team with actual talent should be worried.
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WHATS MY NAME?
SHARKSACCINO
ITS A WHOLE NEW GAME
SHARKSACCINO
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>>154158960
aren't you hyped up for The Storyline™
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>>154158956
He's lost to enough twinks to detest the sting; he's huffing and a puffing
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>>154158910
the visor made this so much worse
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>>154158925
Disgusting mixed race mutts.
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>>154158960
>two players in the top 10 in goals per game scored

no way
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>>154158973
I was an english major kwab
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>>154158960
The interns are focusing all their energy on writing an exciting playoff script
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>>154158910
in that moment, he became one with the puck. he achieved total puckness, where everything floats to the eternal singularity.
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>>154158989
gary plz...
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celebrini really went from being compared to bustdard to the most talented hockey player in history
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>>154158996
I was an east asian studies major
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>>154158999
In that fleeting second, for only the briefest time, everyone saw the puck, because he was the puck and the puck was him.
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>88 points is first place in the pashitfic
when is gary going to step in and do something about this """division"""?
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>>154158999
checked
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>>154159018
Never
precisely not at all
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>having an associate degree in Underwater Basket Weaving
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>>154159044
you're going to be sorry when the ice caps melt and we all have to make our food containers underwater.
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>shorks
>another garyplay goal
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>>154159044
imagine not having at least a masters
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SCAAAARRRRRR
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>shorks
I had too much faith
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>>154159090
alright, you don't need to scar post with these uggos
find something else
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>>154159092
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ELITE
L
I
T
E
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>>154159090
i'm pretty sure at least one of them is in love with book club president and occasional shark will smith hockey
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>>154159101
how many cups?
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>>154159111
checked
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>>154159111
In that picture, 2
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the shorksgirlies online want us dead
safe to say they're not happy
heh
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>>154158960
talking heads rules
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Soilers getting olympic flashbacks
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sharks should stop taking penalties imo
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>>154159147
https://youtu.be/_3eC35LoF4U
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>>154159152
Celebrini doing nothing? Makar losing the game?
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>>154159147
good goy.
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>>154159165
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shorks should have drafted the other guy, celebitchi is a statfag.
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holy fuck teach podkolzin some english dude
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Do you guys think that Gary
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>>154159172
MacKinnon being unable to hit the broad side of a barn?

>>154159184
No way, he might find out he has the option to play somewhere other than Edmonton
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>>154159207
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>>154159207

>humiliation ritual sanctioned by the current elite clique of power and influence
This pleases the Five Jew Lawyers
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What got the mindraped bitch seething this time?
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>>154159224
i dunno, what's got you seethin' tonight? mindraped bitch.
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>shartbrini penulty
Guess he really doesn't want the cup!
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celebrini crumbling in real time lol
tripped bouchard of all people
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>n-n-no u
kwamrb
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>4 PPs
>4 PPGs
Meme game
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It’s up
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Shark tank is pretty empty desu, did they already give up on their team?
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>Connor McPoop
>Macklin Celepoop
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Elite defensive game, not a single player is a minus so far
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>shoooooooooooooooooooooooorks.
ANOTHER fucking garyplay goal....
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>the city of Saint Joe
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Oilers SCAAAAR again
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>>154159273
How can my JLMI's make the ploffs
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>post it again
>faggy seethes immediately
>n-n-no u-u-uuuuu!!
kek.
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>the barren frozen oil pail of Edmonton
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Finally a 5v5 goal
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>>154159282
I want to make impregnate all of them with my BWC desu
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>>154159275
You are truly a generational wordsmith.
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>soilers
>NOT A GARYPLAY goal
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????
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NURSEEEEE
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>>154159222
>three two's
>3-2
GARY!
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MY MCJESUS SCARRRRRR :DDD
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grim
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> casino style Gary League
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>>154159310
>10-4
kek
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Duh fuck
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>>154159286
You play to win the game. Hello? You play to win the game. You don't play just to play it
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MCJESUS SCAAAAAR
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kek. mcGAYbitch really wanted to show up this faggot fucking twink celebitchi.
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>>154159320
Someone should have told the Islanders that before they fired Wah jen
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grimmer
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>>154159320
wow it's really like bud moved to canada!
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why don't they simply push mcdavid over when he tries his little ice dance moves
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still no cups or gold medals, though...
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>>154159317
McGAWD smited him for failing him twice
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why is he being so mean to the sharks
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>>154159329
Isn't he moving to Hamilton with his affiliate team?
He should, I bet he'd love Great Lakes country
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>>154159335
Eternal victor and overtime hero of the 4Naysh thoughever desu senpai
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>>154159338
I think he's genuinely butthurt people are talking more about Celebrini than him.
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>>154159333
checked
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>>154159346
>gary's desperate replacement for the failing "all-star" game
grimmest.
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>>154159347
>>154159338
Crosby did the same thing to him at the same age
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>>154159333
Czech'd and Gary would have their heads for harming his golden goose >>15415935
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>>154159347
Tell him to focus on volume and not frequency, then
That should help
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>>154159355
>it only matters when my team wins
kekarooo
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>>154159357
Crosby won his second cup at mcmemes age
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>>154159366
>this is all i have to cling on! plzzzzzzzzz!!
kekaaaaaarooooooni!
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>>154159368
kwab
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>>154159346
>>154159355
We ALL had fun, OK??
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>>154159333
It's strange how nobody has taken a real run at him throughout his career. It's not like Edmonmeme has any enforcer types, just fucking blast his head into the boards when he tries any of his hero shenanigans.
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>>154159355
>3v3 ot is more legitimate than 5v5
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this is a playoff game for mcGAYvid
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Why have the sharks gotten 5 pps this game
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Scott Stevens would have killed Connor Mcmuffin
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>>154159382
Celebrini wouldn't know anything about that
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>your best defensepeople being deshairnes and (((klingberg)))
the sharks were built to lose
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>>154159377
>still clinging to it harder than my morning shits cling to my asshole and anus hairs.
kek
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>>154159338
It's the regular season.
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>>154159369
Congrats on one win in 50 years :)
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>>154159382
He wants to get 50 goals
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tyler foli saved a goal
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>>154159397
>y-y-y-yeah but
kwacanacuck. 2014, 1993, 2026.
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This savoie kid is legit
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>>154159403
>2025
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>W I D E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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>sofpusy canacuck having another melty over the Olympics again
Sad. two months of this now.
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>>154159393
>nooooo it doesnt count
loser cope
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>>154159417
McHighwatermark
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>gary put "championship" in the name of the all-star game's replacement event so it's legit!
kek. what have princess trudy as a "leader" for a decade does to a raped bitch.
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>>154159428
>it doesnt count!!!!!
loser cope
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ANCHOR ON OFFENSE
PYLON ON DEFENSE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO $9.25M NIGGA
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why is no one talking about emily kaplan's hairline anymore?
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Pathetic.
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my sharkies are getting raped ):
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ok this is over
I'm going to watch samurai jack instead
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What the fuck is happening to the shorks
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>154159430
>raped bitch: the post
kek
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>>154159373
i'm not even talking about a run. it's just much easier to make someone fall when they're doing edgework. players knock themselves over all the time when they try sharp burns. if he's swinging past, give him a tap.
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AAARRRGGH MR PRESIDENT GET DOWN *throws self on top of puck*
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>>154159447
>indirectly replying to seethe
love to see it
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McMeme Hatty

14th career 5 point game, tied for 10th most all time with Perrault and Coffey
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A McDavid HATTY in this economy?
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>>154159437
She has cushings disease, dick
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why doesn't mcGAYVID play like this in games that matter?
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ONE JOB
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>shork5
Better get those golf bags ready
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>>154159462
most teams aren't one teenage star and then a bunch of bums and nobodies
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>rapey is still replying like a good wittle boi
lel
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McStatpad
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>licks lips
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Sorry Macklin, not quite my tempo
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>>154159445
Based desu
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>>154159385
He wouldn't make it in today's league
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>>154159436
Why is this ninja still in the NHL
Can't they just bury his contract for being a giant retard
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ok i've seen enough. give mcdavid 36 min of ice time every playoffs game and blame him when he's limping in the finals
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Mcdavid needs to score 4 goals this game
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>>154159495
the soilers do that already, and the media does that already. justifiably.
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>mcgayvid vs celebitchi
why do (((they))) always make this about 1 player from each team?
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art ross more like fart boss
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>>154159513
>doesn't understand the art of drawing dimes
classic aewtist. slopwave was pre-cancelled
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>>154159513
It's dey culcha
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>ZOMG DAE CELEBRINI!!!!???? ZOMG!!!!
kys emily kaplan. Kill. your. self.
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>>154159338
Not them but gary. He saw this posted by gary's interns and took it personally.
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McDiva is so legit pissed at being overshadowed by a teenager he is going to put up an 8 point game out of spite. Kind of pathetic really.
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>>154159495
All of the great champions from the past could give it their all until the end.
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>>154159347
maybe he should just get a makeover if he wants to be popular
imagine losing the fujo vote to a fucking tkachuk
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Did Colby age 20 years this season, holy shit he went grey fast
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>>154159526
The standards for giving McDavid the Hart are insanely high. Unless he somehow manages to steal the Rocket Richard (while also holding on the assist title) he isn't winning the Hart
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>>154159528
>loses two (2) SCF in a row
Right...
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>>154159528
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>>154159547
Might have stopped dyeing his hair
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>giving a player who lost the game the MVP trophy
lame, Gary... lame
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>probes your butt and your goalie
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>>154159526
>Two cup winning 30+ year old boomers on teams full of support than could function for an entire season without them have better odds of winning the Hart than the teenager one year removed his rookie season singlehandedly dragging his team into playoff contention after 3 years of being in the bottom 5 and 7 in the bottom 10
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>>154159555
More cups than >your country has sniffed in 30 years though.
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>>154159528
Crosby played 10 minutes in game 7, 2009 and still got the cup. What a joke. What a sick joke.
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How are you employed by sportsnet and you're against mcdavid? fire this retard and clone bob stauffer.
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>>154159564
>b-b-b-but he tries so hard! and he is so cute as imagine myself as his bottom!!!!
kys shorks faggot.
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>>154159548
Nobody with a second top tier player on their team should even be in the vicinity of consideration. There are already prizes for other kinds of goodness that aren't relative measurements.
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>>154159576
>it should be FAIR dammit!!!!
kys
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>>154159282
You do realize that it's better if the Oilers don't win the Pacific and have to play the Mammoths, right? They would steamroll both the Ducks and the Golden Knights. The Mammoths on the other hand has a chance.
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>>154159579
it's true that this is an unreasonable stance in gary's game.
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>>154159586
gary has thought about it, and he doesn't care. go buy a jersey.
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>>154159573
>Nikita Asteriskarov or Nathan MacSoftpusy should be the league's MVP because...
>they scored a lot of le points
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
even dad's workplace don't mess with BUSTBRINI
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>>154159576
Turning the Hart into the player equivalent of the Jack Adams is a mistake that the media will regret. Players that are irrelevant all time like Taylor Hall should not be in consideration.

McDavid is also involved in a higher share of the Oilers' goals than Celebrini is involved in Sharks goals (133/275 vs 108/234) so spare me the pity party about muh teammates.
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>>154159591
dumb bitch doesn't even know what he is arguing against anymore. kek. go buy another celelbitchi jersey you gay faggot homo cocksucker.
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>>154159596
Some dweeb from Wisconsin that has a career in San Francisco somehow follows the Oilers doing an interview in a brand new 2025 SCF McDavid jersey.
Lol, and if I may, lmao.
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>ingram ded

San Jose is still in this
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Erm why the fuck is Jarry out there
Did Ingram died
They said he has been ruled out for the rest of the game
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jarry's in, ingram out with complications
not looking good oilbros
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>>154159513
Gary needs heated rivalries
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>>154159556
He also looks incredibly wrinkly
Maybe he spent too much time in Florida
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>soilers put in jarry
kek. shorks gonna win now.
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>face 5 shots per period
>let in 1
>die

MANY SUCH CASES
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>>154159597
this is a bit like when people try to do comparisons with crosby and pretend malkin either didn't exist or played on his line
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AAAAAAAYYYYOOOOO
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>jarry was a race car driver, twenty-two years old
>one too many cold beers one night and wrapped himself around a telephone pole, go
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>>154159597
>McDavid is also involved in a higher share of the Oilers' goals than Celebrini is involved in Sharks goals (133/275 vs 108/234) so spare me the pity party about muh teammates.
The Sharks have won 2 (two) games this season when Celebrini didn't score a point.
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>dickinson ded

Bodies are really piling up in this period
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>>154159638
He's waiting for the next season with bated breath; he's obsessed with that show already
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walman blocked a 75mph shot with his shin last year's playoffs and was awarded 7x7m in the offseason he'll be more than ok
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>Ingram standing there watching
Is this a humiliation ritual, or are they trying to save Ingram for the ploffs
This feels exactly like that, since they have a comfortable lead, let Jarry finish to maybe get over whatever his problem is
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>>154159658
maybe he should have pulled out.
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>>154159656
Oilers have won 0 when McMeme doesn't get a point
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>>154159658
Sharks literally won't notice a difference. He's been more of a hindrance than a help the whole season.
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>>154159673
There are 7 Dickinsons in this game.
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Why is Jarry in
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did celebrini just give up?
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the female commentator on the sharks game has been casting a hasidic spell on my penis for the past 45 minutes of the game
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>>154159673
Oilers Dickinson. He's also meh but never good to lose skaters in the second half of a back to back.

Shorks Dickinson is too young to judge.
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>>154159669
They've also played half the amount of games in that specific situation.
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>>154159682
Ingram ded during intermission
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They used to call Will Smith the next Draisaitl
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>>154159696
In reality he's the next whoever the most famous wag is.
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the ducks are going to miss the ploffs and it's /hoc/'s fault
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>>154159689
Do you think we should call in a missile strike? munition stockpiles are exceedingly low
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>>154159697
he's quite the ladies man actually
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>>154159696
I've been on the Grafwagon since early in the year, passengers 1 (me).
I suggest you jump on before you look foolish.
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>>154159701
we tried, dammit
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>>154159703
bitch on the left has a stronger jaw that lauren kyle
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>>154159702
true we surrendered to iran
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>>154159692
Because McDavid is a better player (that's value). Even then, they've lost two 1-0 games and two games in OT where if someone else had stepped up to piss a drop they would have got another point.
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>>154159703
That's his sister and either other family members or a lady posse. But it's true that he's just one of the girls.
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>>154159711
I don't think so
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>>154159714
i want to kiss her wailing walls
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>Canada didn’t win gold and is being overrun by jeets
I love being a white American
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I dont have the sound on? What happened? The goalie shit his pants?
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>>154159723
I hope you live in Montana or Vermont
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>>154159723
leave alberta out of this
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>>154159727
I hope you don't live in quebec or ontario or british (kek cucked name faggots) columbia.
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>>154159726
uncomfy feeling around his lower body is heavily implied
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>>154159730
I'm glad we're concerned about the well being of each other. That's community
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>>154159730
>heh unlike new mexico
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>>154159743
i actually don't care about your well being. Facts.
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>>154159745
sarcasm is usually something only white people get anyway.
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>>154159744
>territory claimed from another country and named "after" them to mock their defeat vs territory named by another country and then the subservient country kept the name because they still sucked the OG country's cock until the 1950s.
kek indeed.
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Let's not forget what truly matters right now
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and with their season on the line, the sharks muster fifteen shots on goal
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>>154159749
Which is why you posting here would be considered a cultural advancement for your people.
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>>154159751
yup xhes coping lmao
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>>154159638
>>154159659
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no clutch gene in this celebrini kid
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>>154159763
>c-c-c-cock, i need cock, i mean c-c-cope
kwacanacuck.
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>>154159757
Silver lining is we are going to get the Kangz being embarrassed in the first round again.
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>>154159758
why would a mexican think that posting on planet retard isnt a great leap forward for his people?
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>>154159757
Official total is 14 actually
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>>154159769
>we
kek. lmao even.
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>>154159768
kek got bodied so hard hes concussed and deluded
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>>154159774
>still replying
kwacanacuck
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Yeah whatever this “system” Warso has going needs to be entirely thrown out. Worst D core in the league and a bunch of young talented offensive players and he’s got them trying to play this lame passive defensive style. No hitting, no forechecking, no pressure all game. Offensively nothing but rim plays and hope stretch passes. Over passing instead of just putting fuckkng pucks on net. Five games left in the season and not a single fuckkng new strategy has been tried, let alone implemented. I’m over it.
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I don't think Macklin's happy with the loss.
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This game might’ve cost the Sharks the playoffs and Celebrini the Hart, while getting McDavid the Art Ross at least.

Warsofsky needs to put Chernyshov back with WillMack. It gives him more ice time and imo makes them more dangerous on the cycle. Graf helps out Misa’s game also. Analytics and eye test shows that Chernyshov and Misa haven’t been good together - two rookies, it’s all good.

Our d-corps sucks at the defending part obvs but they also play with no physicality. Orlov is like the only guy that throws huge hits. Like Muk has been a little more physical past two months but he wasn't even playing for some reason. Can’t wait till Pohlkamp comes, either this season or sometime next season - he actually hits people.
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>>154159786
I don't think Macklin is the star of this video.
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>>154159714
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Just got absolutely dommed. Nice to see what competent team defense looks like. Unfortunately it was from the other team. The fact that we continued to have absolutely no answers and make no changes feels like a coaching failure to me. Feels like Warso being like “yup you guys don’t have it tonight” which may be true but it’s your job as the coach to help them win games. I also have no idea what happened to our PK. Just a fucking sieve lately. Other teams have “bad d corps” but it often feels like we’re the only team I watch that just seems to make horrible defensive mistakes every single game that lead to GA.
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Funniest possible western bracket

>kongs end up playing colorado
>goalie gets hot and they make it to the WCF
>lose to the oilers for the 5th time

Oilers can then lose to Buffalo or whoever
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>>154159792
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1775709456806202.mp4
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is warsofsky going to get fired in the offseason or is grier going to pretend there is nothing wrong with the sharts and that these are only growing pains
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>>154159814
they will wait until after game 81 to fire him to start a new trend.
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>>154159818
They should let sharkie be the interim coach for game 82
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>>154159803
Oilers won't make it past Mammoths
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>>154159833
Mammoth are garbage. Oilers were toying with them last night, missing Draisaitl/Hyman and it still took a weak OT penalty
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>>154159803
Our penguins (:
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>>154159827
This is Bob. Bob...had bitch tits.
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>>154159843
>y-y-y-yeah but injuries a-a-and penalties!!!!!!
kwafuckingfaggotassseethingfuckingcanacuckfaggotbitchcunt
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>>154159843
i thought the current narrative was that the oilers are actually just mcdavid and a series of life-size marionettes he has connected to his skates via an elaborate network of pulleys.
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>>154158892
Poor Myers got his shit rocked.
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>>154159861
actually, i think his anus and digestive track was unharmed here. His nuts, however,....
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>>154159859
That's how bad the Mammoth are. They got to shoot on Tristan Jarry for a whole game and still needed OT
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what are yall doin
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>>154159843
>weak OT penalty
On planet retard pushing someone's leg out from behind is a weak penalty.
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>>154159884
being a gay retard
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>>154159803
Oilers/Sabres would be a cool Final, I agree. But I think we all know neither team is making it that far. Which is funny because the Sabres actually have a better chance at making the Final this year than the Oilers do. What a timeline to be living in.
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>>154159892
RETARD
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>>154159892
>begin falling over
>oiler gets near you
>finish falling over
>BENULTY
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>>154159894
grim
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>>154159900
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Blessed to see McDavid hitting a third prime.
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>>154159900
>>154159914
Both of the videos show Savoie pushing Cooley's leg out from behind mid stride.
>>154159903
retard
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>faggy never replied
Thought so.
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>Habs fan at a being overly confident in your retardation competition when an Oilels fan walks in
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>>154159935
Cooley puts the toe of his skate into the ice before Savoie even touches him
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>>154159914
is that a mormon guy with his 8 wives?
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>>154159964
And Savoie still pushes his leg out.
What's your fucking point?
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>>154159984
Cooley was already falling so it's not a penalty
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>>154159995
Moron Really strikes again
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>>154159990
Actually you're straight up wrong anyways because Cooley's toe hit the ice at the point of contact with Savoie then he followed through with the push completely taking out his leg.
The video is right there, twice. Go actually watch it.
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>>154160008
>then he followed through with the push completely taking out his leg.

Doesn't matter, you can't skate on the toe of your skates so he was going down anyway
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>>154160015
>you can't skate on the toe of your skates
Correct, because of the stick contact on the back of his leg you would see if you would just watch the video instead of avoiding doing so to keep living in fantasy gay retard land for the sake of pretending you won an argument.
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>>154160028
The toe is going to hit no matter what. Cooley's skating is out of sync and about to fall because he's panicking. Look at how awkward the previous two strides are. He's under pressure, turning from skating backwards to skating forwards and trying to make a tight turn. He fucks up and is bailed out by a phantom call.
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>>154160042
>The toe is going to hit no matter what
No it isn't you fucking cretin, it hit the ice because of Savoie's contact. You can't just turn around and say "uhhh duhhh he might have tripped over nothing on the turnaround because he was panicking anyways, not a benulty". Contact was still made, that contact caused his toe to hit the ice. Schrodinger's fucking Oopsie doesn't matter.
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*be's based*
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>>154160067
hell yeah
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>>154160065
Contact after the toe is already going into the ice. The guy is already going down, calling a trip is not just soft, it's Marner soft since it's OT. Reffies just felt like making sure I got paid last night
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>>154160067
Retard
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VIVA LAS VEGAS
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Alright, it's bed time. Good night /hoc/
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Uh oh
Poopy briefs
Diapy change
PTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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We clinched a playoff spot tonight! Go Condors!
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>>154160078
>Contact after the toe is already going into the ice
Christ almighty, you stupid fuck THE TOE GOES INTO THE ICE BECAUSE OF THE CONTACT. COOLEY ISN'T ABLE TO PULL HIS LEG IN TO COMPLETE THE STRIDE BECAUSE SAVOIE IS ALREADY PUSHING ON THE BACK OF HIS KNEE, THIS PUSHES HIS TOE DOWN AND INTO THE ICE CAUSING THE CONTACT. DO YOU KNOW HOW LEGS WORK
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>>154160116
You're wrong and blind. Cooley is offstride and falling before Savoie touches him
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lmao fucken worked
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>>154160126
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>>154160086
we don't sign our posts here
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>>154160130
nice selfie
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Remember that one time Oilers fans smeared literal human shit all over a statue of Gretzky.
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>>154160137
Numales killed this sport
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>>154160137
If it wasn't for Toronto, the Oilers would be the most toxic fanbase in hockey after Team Can'tnada

As far as teams go for most toxic in my opinion:
Dodgers
Team Can'tnada
Cowboys
Steelers
Leafs
Red Sox
Eagles
Yankees
Lakers
49ers
Oilers
Celtics
Knicks
NY Rangers
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>>154160152
This is just a list of teams with active fanbases. No one hates Tampa LGBTing fans because they've spent the last year wearing Panthers jerseys.
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>>154160152
steelers rule
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>>154160163
maybe on planet tranny
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>>154160152
>butthurt because his team is on there

Sorry bud you're part of the toxicity. Change your ways
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>>154160162
Aside from the Eagles and Dodgers all those top teams are teams way past their heyday and are an active joke (especially Team Can'tnada)
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>dangle is a DIF chad
I have conflicted feelings about this.
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Will is gary bringing back 1-8
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mackinnon finna statpad his way into the hart again yawnnn
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>>154160238
not after what he did in the Olympics. I don't care if it has nothing to do with the NHL, the voters will blackball him for that
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Wow. Just Wow. Imagine /hoc/ showing up at a Vancouver Goldeneyes game with a poster, begging Sarah Nurse for teethy blowjobs.
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>Ovechkin is muh greatest goal scorer ever

no he's not. He was just very consistent and was still good into his old age.
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>>154160285
I'd show up to the women's games with a poster that says "Jane Doe cook and clean for me!"
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>>154160309
That would get you boo'd from your seat, drinks thrown on you and you would be facing a judge in certain jurisdictions.
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>>154160316
>NOOOOO XHE'S BEAUTIFUL AND STRONG!
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McDavid is going to win the Art Ross and he is going to get two hattricks against the Canucks and win the Richard Rocket
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i feel like half of you dont even watch hockey you just watch gay porn and come here to make jokes
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>>154160365
i watch hockey
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>>154160365
why would I watch hockey for?
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>>154160401

as long as you faggots admit you're faggots, i don't care, but it's irrelevant to hockey so you should probably go take your faggotry to /gif/
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McDavid's last 6 point night was in february 13, 2024 Bouchard's first was in January 24, 2026 against Ovechkin. That's Eliteness.
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>>154160365
I mean considering you're Can'tnadian you aren't exactly watching winning hockey
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>>154160407
I can't shit-post on /gif/ though?
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>>154160419

quick go rub one out to a "girl" with a penis to celebrate! now THIS is HOCKEY
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You can't call yourself a real hockey fan unless you got season tickets to your local team (minor leagues count)
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>>154160428
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my "local" team is an eight hour round trip away
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>>154160436
have you tried moving closer?
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>>154160436
You don't got any minor leagues nearby?
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>>154160440
no

>>154160441
that is the minor league
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>>154160446
Your zip code is not Gary approved
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i'd watch hockey if i could actually see the puck
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im the tom hardy of watching hockey
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This is cool as fuck
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>>154160571
yea
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>>154160571
It's AI
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>>154160285
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whatsup
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trying to enjoy the next hour and a half before i go to bed and a new week of wageslaving and hopelessness begins
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oh cool well make some memories bro



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