Khambitch the bride
>>154161100Actual question: what would the consequences be if Khamzat just ragdolled Kadyrov to the ground and choked or beat him to death?
>>154161100UPDATE: JIRI SAYS HE IS GOING TO TRY TO FINISH HIM.
>>154161118Kadaddyrov's son would peach up Haramzat. He's done it before, he'll do it again
That dude got his 100k followers and said jk lol kek
3 days until we enter the Ulberg era.
Oh boy oh boy 3 days until we enter the Ulberg era *pulls pants*
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
ulberg sucks and the only people picking him are faggot hipsters who think they're smarter than everyone
>>154161100Cuckzat has to larp as a nationalist retard in order to keep his family alive lmao what is this comedy?
People forget man. Jiri kept fucking jumping like a total idiot the whole fight against tardtree. He will totally not get punished to death by godberg
Yeah the left counter will be there for Ulberg in the championship rounds but i still think he fights smart and takes him to a decision
>>154161412this is the truth, cheers anon
The bacon bussy will be there for Daddyberg
Jiri by Murder
I would slap Carlos Ulberg and he would do nothing in response
an reminder that both pereira fights ended with jiri trying to get back up. it's an assumption that ulberg can land his best shot clean, an assumption that his best shot can drop him, and yet another assumption that the fight will end there. mathematically ulberg has a 0% chance of winning this fight.
Was it necessary?
I heard UFC 327 is struggling to sell out, like really struggling. Lets dissect the main card:1. Jiř íProcházka vs. Carlos Ulberg, Alex's son vs. whothefuck2. Azamat Murzakanov - Paulo Costa: whothefuck vs. hasbeen3. Curtis Blaydes vs. Hokit: fat losers divison, literally no one cares, also Blaydes is a jockstrap sniffing pussy no one wants to watch him fight4. Dominick Reyes vs. Johny Walker: journeymen who have no place on the main card5. Cub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr: journeymen who have no place on the main card
Is this incest?Okay. i dont know if this is actually incest since it wasnt something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.when i was bttle my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and i’d wear it all the time. i was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.i was really young so i thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school i dropped it when i flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. so when i went back to class i told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. she had no idea what i was talking about so she sent me to the school nursewell after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. the police ask me all these questions and at first i’m scared because i think i’m in trouble for losing my poop plugturns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this shit so Satan couldnt stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay
Ulberg showed immense fight IQ against Jan he kept getting pressured on despite the constant counter onslaught, he adjusted his game accordingly, all he needs to do is copy paste Glover and Khalil's gameplan and not take retarded risks
It it is crazy to me that heemers don't know Murzakanov.
Aus bros, it's over...
is uae a crafty vet pretending to be retarded? i don't want to bite on the feint
>>154161728he's an algerian stowaway that failed his mental aptitude test
>>154161720Good for him, the LHW division is better now than the MW, but he will be at considerable size disavantage
>>154161690Nah it's a really good card, possibly the most stacked, maybe too stacked cause the card next week is a little shite, could have moved some of these there
>>154161697It's not that crazy
Tickle tickle tickle
>>154161826Tickle tickle Khamzat in a pickleKadyrov's ego so fickleCan't do anything but let himself get tickled
Ulberg doesn't suck at all he's a better fighter than jireddit. The only argument you should use is the experience on jiri side and the melinated individual coming shooked to the fight
Im fuken poing
>>154161866youre a useless cunt
Imagine nutting inside Laura Sanko mm
>>154161891Why you mad?Tickle tickle Kadyrov's so fickleHe got khamzat bent over like a pickle
>>154161901and then beating her ass into a perma-coma
>>154161891Stfu leave Sweden alone
I miss the Sweden zatdaddy era
Tickle tickleYou are so fickleYou get mad when you see khamzat getting tickled
They turned Khamzat into a pickle. Funniest shit ive ever seen.
remember the pereira rematch was 2 weeks notice, which took away jiri's ability to show up smarter and more prepared. ulberg is an easier puzzle to solve, up against a wiser and more focused jiri. this is a jiri who knew head movement was crucial in stopping jamahal from peppering his face to death. jiri can think!
>>154161926very rich for a bong (paki) to be calling other heemsters wogs
Every time I read a pro Ulberg post I'm reminded of the class of /heem/ posters who were convinced Jamahal Hill was actually an elite striker and on par with Alex Pereira or the retards who thought Khalil Rountree was actually doing Muay Thai
>>154161958Khalil was absolutely destroying Jeetri the bum before he gassed out
>UFC miami>saturday night, just after Ulberg's masterclass>Ulberg is crowned champion>the lights go down, the audience is stupefied>Bruce buffer pops out>seniors and senioritas, IT'S TIME FOR...>Schaub Bapasplodes onto the giant screen>...THE GRINGO PAPI 2
Fuck you Khabib!
>khalil was winning i swear!!!
look kid, if you weren't sitting back with your feet up waiting for jiri to enter the flow state and murder khalil, i don't know what to tell you. it was the most obvious wait for it moment in mma history.
>>154161932>jiri's ability to show up smarter
>>154161982I am afraid he was winning.
Khalil "KO:ed by round three" Rountree
>>154161994>>154161958Not every ulbergian thought tardtree was winning or even had a chance of winning against jiri
>>154162002AI picture
>>154162002Imagine what zatdaddy does to JiRoevWade
This dude is so mad he got his tiny prick in fickle pickle
>>154162075It was big enough for your mom
>>154162047Al quinta
we cannot do it, they will devour us
>>154161994>if you weren't sitting back with your feet upBro was getting blacked watching UFC
Niggas posting Jiri losing fights he won like it's a knock on him and not a sign that he's a real one. If he dominated every round you fags would be saying he only fought bums. Get the fuck outta here.
>>154161118He'd probably be stabbed a couple times, beaten and then later executed.
Josh Hokit vs BadlandChugs
>>154162330Haha yeah
>>154162246This is kinda cool until you find out the doo making it is a registered sex offender
>>154162339Damn
Posting Elkins losing by standing TKO should be a bannable offense.
>>154162383Elkins so fucking slow that Cub can just meme on him with his hands down
>>154161690Literally nothing but guaranteed heems and you’re complaining.
>>154162510He has Dana Derangement Syndrome. Same doos that whine about fighter pay but were mum when Paramount doubled the bonuses and added finish bonuses. Same doos complaining there's wmma on the card can't find their voice when UFC Freedom 250 is all doos.
Pissy looking like shit in his last fight should be a good indicator of how Ulberg’s going to do.
>looked like shitbappa making it past the first round when you're across the 'gon from joe pyfer is a herculean effort worthy of praise
josh. fucking. hokit.
>>154162610>yeah, my wife has an onlyfans. how could you tell?
Kinda funny how Raja Jackson's incident was such a big deal but Tiki Ghosn assaults some dude and no one cared but Strickland.
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116375240064230100
>>154162661Israel just launched a massive attack on Lebanon and Iran has promised retaliation? Time to post an AI image of me and Dana R. White outside the white house
>>154162714>waaah no fun allowed!!
>>1541626612 Chads
Rapist vs rape victim
"If one man can hold you down then two can rape you" - Justin Gaethje
Why is grasso built like a GI JOE
>>154162510It's popular to bitch, complain and enjoy nothing, take Schaub for instance, Bapas views always drop when he is not crying about the UFC, you can notice ''Dana lost control'' made 30k while the one where he shit talks casuals didn't do well
Just poping by to say I hope yuo all have an great day. I am glad we are friends through our love of weems. God belss.
>i tried fighting kimbo slice2k views>aspinal is a spineless pussy who should be cut40k views
>>154162847brother please no goonbait i just woke up
My new name is Ignacio "Sledgecock" Tang.
>>154161627?
Grasso is built like tung tung tung sahur
>>154161118he'd get shot, RAPED AND GAPED
>>154162869>>154162894Casual fans are ruining the sport and Tom should be cut.
finland i do declare
>>154162869>>154162894troublesome observation
>>154161763isnt brendan allen canadianthey could have just made allen v ddp as a title eliminator baka
Why's his nickname "Black Jack" and not "Black Carl"?
>>154163246Brendan Allen is an American citizen that only recently gained Canadian citizenship through legislation. Canada passed a law stating that the children and grandchildren of any Canadian citizen is automatically granted Canadian citizenship.
>>154163249Ulberg is an aspiring actor and his favorite actor? Well its none other than Jack Black
Yuri Prochazka Fight IQ The MMA equivalent of:"You've outsmarted me, but I've outsmarted your outsmarting"
>>154163273no one asked pal
>>154163309
>>154163273Yeah hopefully Germany makes such similar laws and Schaub finally gets his 2nd citizenship on account of Julius' past achievements
>>154163333>digits
Morzakanov
jiri counters the counter. tko rd 2
Ulberg tanks that shit and rides the win to a decision
Carlos "Chaos" Ulberg finna press Jiri against the fence for 4-5 minutes at a time and coast to a cool 49-46, 48-47x2
https://x.com/HappyPunch/status/2042274055076618702fruity jon got absolutely BITCHED and taken down by a lightweight
>>154163428It's not canon unless Jon is on turinabol.
Footage of Dan Hoker fuken Ulbregs asshoel will leak tonight and the fight will be cancelled. Dubs.
>>154163373It's called the recounter. You would know this if you trained.
Jondaddy retired Tomala without ever fighting xer.
>>154163333oh no not you again *squares up*
*takes you down**lays on you until the ref stands us up**takes you down again*heh...nothin personnel kid
>>154163500Your supposed to blade your stance. A squared stance makes you more vulnerable. You would know this if you trained.
>>154163532That's a really dumb metaphor
>>154163522*heems you while you yap*train my balls across your forehead
>>154163545That's only because the base logic is flawed marxist gobbledygook
>>154163471>>154163522you dont train. know how i know this? nobody calls it training anymore? we study the arts
>>154163568I said trained, as in past tense. Implying that it was no longer called training in the modern day. You would know this if you trained.
>>154163577ive studied the past. studied now. youve never even trained to study. your bladed stance and outdated terminology renders you vulnerable against my single leg to 4:30 of top position each round. im going to power creep my thing into your hips and you will be helpless to stop me
I hope walker wins and hits a zest sturdy in the gon
>>154163624*sweeps you from bottom using a sickle sweep**starts raining down 12-6 elbows from full mount when you try to hide your head in my chest*You have nothing I've never seen before. The amateurs in the gym give me more problems.
>>154163663i already heemed you posts ago and i don't even trainbeit
*taps to strikes*
>>154163663you dont even know what the fuck youre talking about. youre not playing open guard. i already established im mushing my dick into you. its the key to world beating top pressure
Do any of you actually practice a martial art or do you all just talk shit with no basis in experience?
>>154163702I did boxing for 14 years.
>>154163702Yeah
>>154163707you can just say you are a homosexual
>>154163707>>154163727You’re talking to yourself
>>154163727No b that's the wrestlers like Jon.
>>154163702I beat up your mom's vagina every night while your dad watches from the closet
>>154163769luke thomas: the closet chronicles
Luke Thomas is ripped and mogs UFC middleweights Stay seething
jiri will heem
>>154163707*leg kicks you*
This is literally whats happening right now. Gripping social commentary https://youtube.com/watch?v=gwxXd7OMs4Q&t=17s&pp=2AERkAIB
this card is better than white house one btw.
Adin Ross looks like such a little cretin succling on that cigar for his massa
>>154163897no shit retard
Did you know that Eddie Alvarez was the last Lightweight champion to ever lose his title in a title fightJustin Gaethje is going to change that stat
>>154163924Watch your mouth.
>>154162661>lightningFight's cancelled. Good job you senile pedophile
>>154163942Watch your back
>>154163992Protect ya neck
Jews and Muslims are killing each other in the middle east again?
>>154163997protect yourselves at all times. ask your doctor about PrEP
>>154164019It can crash the global economy
>>154163937>Oliveira was stripped of his title for missing weightWtf must be a mandella effect
Freedom 250 will be the catalyst from Trump declaring martial law
OvGod heems clitney sisby on saturday thoughbeit
>>154164065Only for morons who didn't put their money into physical precious metals.
>>154164097Probably not.
>>154163845I went to muyu thai class that shit won't work on me.
I manifested this!
>>154164101There's no more silver sadly
i manifest the white house card getting cancelled
Isn't lying haram? These guys are fake Muslims.
66 days until Gane fights.
>>154164155MMA is haram. Khabib admitted as such.
>>154164155So are ring girls,gambling ads and Dana White as a physical entity
>>154164097It'll probably be the resulting chaos from canceling the midterms
It's no secret the UFC has faced increased scrutiny over event quality and matchmaking in recent months. Too many cards have lacked star power, and the promotion has struggled to deliver meaningful, quality fights from top to bottom.What would inject some life back into the sport? Prochazka with the belt around his waist.
>>154164101you think your gold is gonna khelp you?
>>154164187>>154164221Then they'll check the ingredients on a gummy bear. Are Muslims the most performative religion?
perform my balls across your forehead
RIZIN LANDMARK 13 in FUKUOKA? Yeah we're finna watch that.
5 years later and I still can't believe how Diego Sanchez's UFC career ended. I think about that shit daily b...
>>154164262i think about minge and its consequences myself
>>154164243Help hedge against economic collapse? Yes, indeed I do.
>>154164295I'm stacking rice bullets and drugs myself
54 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.
>>154164262He should have never strayed from The Saint of Stevias arms aka Maitreya
mom: we have heavyweight at homeheavyweight at home: >>154164345
Muslims in MMA>devout>multiple champions>disciplined warriorsJews in MMA>conniving middlemen>cowardly>money grubbingReally makes you think
Lets go for that!
Nah fuck that
>>154164367there's also natan freakin' levy
>>154164262Yeah the streets lost a real one
Weeeell you aint nothing but a hound dogcrying all the time
Well you aint never caught a rabbit and you aint no friend of mine
weeeeeeeeeellwell its the big cloz
So Allen is no longer ducking Costa huh, i suppose you can't run forever
big show would unironically heem aspintwat
Well they said you was high classedWell that was just a lie
You aint nothin but a hound doguhCryin all the time
Talmbout dogs?
*inserts kunar in the jukeboxdo are you lonesome tonight
You aintuh nevah caughta rabbitAnd you aint no friend of mine
*puts more krunar in*
>>154164567One of the best to ever do it.
>>154164696turn my monitor on
She gon call me baby boo
Return to senderReturn to sender
Gonna have to pass on rizin, we'll be celebrating the Ulberg era in here
You guys ever think about how anyone who helps another is Gethsemane, anyone who consoles another is the mouth of Christ?
I gave my letter to the postmanHe put it in his sackBright and early next morningHe brought my letter back
Ulberg had a robbery win against Jan, yet you think Jiri's not gonna heem?
Siri, pull up that webm of Jerry being heemed by King Mo.
Khabib has probably wanked to Arianni Celeste whilst being fucked up on kvass
She wrote upon itReturn to senderAdress unknownNo such numberNo such zone
what do you lads think of my breakfast?
>>154164926O shit that’s my post in the background.Happy birthday, B.
>>154164926Happy birthday sneedy b! We love you!
>>154164926Happy birthday!
>>154164926Would be much cooler if you focused on mexico's post and blurred the cheesecake, could serve as memoria for the Ulberg era
>>154164945Huh?
Do you think that we’ll get Alex vs Ulberg once Gane heems him out of hw?
Usher in the new era, the Ulberg Era
I wish Hitler was still alive so that he could enjoy the heems with us
The Fall of the House of Ulberg, by Edgar Allan Poe.
>>154164992Are you saying that Ulberg Era is going to see a former king return? A return to the Pereira Era? A clash of eras? Ulberg vs Pereira: usher forth the new era.
>>154164995Too bad he gets stomped out by Jiri this weekend
>>154165034The past Pereira Era springs forth. The kingly return from his prolonged exile. Much like Odysseus, mind you.
Hokit would take Ulbergs head and sew it onto Jiri's body and dog walk them around the octagon
>>154165094Odysseus wasn't exiled.
It's out https://youtu.be/zI-Pzt3-KE0?si=P0vSrMTv7FvkGhlP
Two words:Paulo Costa Masterclass.
>>154163808fat pudding blob with no muscle under all his fat. tybura would do terrible horrific things to lukester
>>154165094In the era that preceded the current one an important battle was fought between the forces of the Bohemian, Prochazka; and the offshoot of an Bergian branch, Ulberg. The battle would set the tone for the coming years and the new era.
>>154165157his 80's bloodsport kicks might actually land since azamat's south paw but the facts are: *azamat has true roid speed/power. *paulo is unironically natty. he's simply been lifting consistently since he was a kidIt's not looking good for paulomeister. thoughbeit if azamat doesn't clip him with a graze across the top of his dome or a looping shot to the back of the head, he could come away looking good if he doesn't get heemed.
Jerrybros... what if we get zeemed?
https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg
>>154165254When Jiri gets knocked out, I celebrate
jiris true power didnt awaken until getting heemed by GOATatan... twice
UFC 327 PRESS CONFERENCE STARTINGNOWhttps://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Qhttps://www.youtube.com/live/9NG6oOx7I9Q
Hooker bros....
>>154165480>TWO WATCHES
Paulo Costa has better insults than combos
not too heemlong some fag on heem tried to heemsplain to heeme that paulo wasn't handsome but look at him
i hope blaydes murders hokit
Blaydes sisters.....
Hokit is a natural on the mic. That kid is going places.
costa will keep losing until he accepts his fate as a balding man
hoket is so cool...
Jiri bros.....
Blaydes sisters....
Hokit is the new hotness in the heavyweight division right now
Wearing my Hokit fight kit atm lfg imgay
3 daysLETS GO FOR THAT
>>154165643JUST
We can't follow them
Jeez louise Hokit is UNHINGED!
Hokit got mogged by Blaydes even though he had dem Timbs on.
>Strickcock
*circles out of your power shot*
Jiri has only truly been stopped once in the gon. That first Poatan stoppage was weak as shit
>>154165643
>>154165753We got blaydes hitting the 6 7 before gta 6
Who I smoke?Wonk pakiWho I smoke?Jacked gook boyWho I smoke?Finland
Trump is expected to attend UFC 327 in Miami. The best result would be he gets booed out of the building, cancels the UFC White House show afterwards do to butthurt.
>>154165782
>>154165790Throwing Dana White under the bus in the process. Trump is great at stabbing his friends and most loyal supporters in the back.
WAAAAAAGH
>>154165779I just got hear wtf
>>154165843
>>154165790There's literally nothing wrong with cocaine when enjoyed in a comfortable social setting.
>>154165865NOOOOOOOOOOOO SEE YUO ALL TMW FUCJ
>>154165882
Tawlts on reyes vs wanker
ufc 327 is ufc meta apex tier! (this is a high compliment!)
>>154165944Reyes is flushed but Walker was born flushed. Easy Johnny W
>>154165802Please please Daynuh is the perfect body to toss under the bus
>>154165782disturbingly plausible
>>154166022Lowkirkuinly gonna celebrate when that bald goof dies
>>154166035Just shahed the apex and get it over with he doesn't even deserve an audience
Gastelum fighting Luqe? Wtf
>>154166052talm bout the Meta™ Apex™, b?
kelvin gastelum can't run foreverin fact he can't run for 5 minutes
>>154166077Nah you Wilding with that one brehMind if I tell it in the game thread Saturday?
>>154166098that's a great idea, that could save the thread
josh hokit is that guy
Is Costa getting weemd
>>154166245It's his last fight on his current contract so if he's fighting for his future with the company expect a desperate, reckless man acting with abandon.
>>154163337>that frame of big nog pointing at the crowd in front of the heemed gringo papi chills
TKO Group cloned a zoomer five times to cheer for Swanson
Hokit already won the crowd over, there was no reason to be so mean to curtis like that.
people forget manjosh hokit ethereal heem'd denzel freeman with his middle finger before jones
>>154166411Pedos get the rope.
>>154166481huh?
>>154166481Schaub, Blaydes or Hokit?
>brazza wmma facken suckuh based
Hokit is lynching a nigger on Saturday night.Am i right heem?
>>154166279Neat. Thanks you.
Hokit is about to double hatecrime Blaydes (retard and nigger)
https://x.com/i/status/2042279596788514900>Maurício Ruffy is officially no longer with Fighting Nerds.>Pablo Sucupira told @mmahojebrehs...
when are canadians getting banned
>>154166734never bitch
hokit actually being good would save mma
A 5th ranked nigga with his brains blown outIn the same octagon that hok hang out
imagine cody garbrandtnow imagine he actually chose to fight
>>154166731The rest if the team chose Jean Silva it looks likeIs Ruffy training in Australia full time now?
I'm getting bare deja vu senpai
post yfw ruffy heems chandler
>>154166734Im sorry but fuck yuo
2 steps into the Ulberg era and i can feel the ground shake, yup this is a sign
>>154167194Why would I be excited that's the outcome everyone expects
>michael chandler will lose... THIS TIME!!!
Post yfw the project nukes the old qss unc they feed him xDDDDD
me vs canadians
Worst Eras in ufc history>the merab era>the edwards era>the adesanya era>the sterling era
when bisbong says some retarded shit just think of this
>>154167294Tim Sylvia Era
>>154167294why did tony do it
>>154167294Izzy used to fight 3 times a year and helped contribute to MMA history
the steele era...
>>154167346>never wins again after this
reminder when nate diaz outshined dogbenders main event
>>154167294What compelled somebody to make and post this image? And how could I incentive them to do more of them?
jiri = autistulberg = chad
prochazka haters finna learn SOON
I get 1 million hugs, from 10 million lightning bugs, as they try to teach me how to dance
Jiri fans can't even spell his last name right, Ulbergian scholars can write his name in 3 different languages
>>154167413From my perspective the Jedi are evil!
this doo huggin fireflies
The wmma is coming over tonight
this doo watchin wmma
>>154167194Can't dicking wait, this is the moment of the year for me personally. Hopefully Hap and Ace and his harpy wife are there to watch them scrape Chandler's unconscious body off the Whitehouse lawn and into an ambulance
i really miss izzy's split decision point fighting robberies he was a DAWG
2 dagen oant it Ulberg-tiidrek
what has michael chandler done to you personally?
>>154167582He ruined Tony's comeback fight, he was gifted a title shot after one fight in the game, people are naturally inclined to hate on projects
i cant watch hokit talk because hes too cringe, can somebody give me a qrd on his insults towards blaydes
>>154161100Dominick Reyes looks like the type of dude who would remind the teacher we had homework due before the bell rung
Jiri Prozac
>>154167617Ye he said some shit about blades having big lips cuz his parents fucked wierd
>>154167692grok is this true
>>154167779Gane after his loss to Alex
>>154167779ulberg in heaven with a cancer kid a few days from now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7CPZoVXvLo
Mini meng, and mini mini meng, and mini mini mini meng...wish death upon me
>The D'Arce Knight>No wins by D'ArceWhat did he mean by this?
My gimmick? Heh, I get on heem.com and pretend to be an ulberg fan
The Blitzkrieg will be there for Ulberg
bergbuddies... jiri seems fully motivated and locked in... we're likely up against the best version of him ever seen.
>>154167892
u ok b?
Who else /Hokit/ here?
Soem fuken good content being posted atm moment
>>154167969No but I am starting to believe Blaydes is flushed and this is a bad match up for him
>>154167969Been hokit from the gokit
Tito secured the check Dana fumbled the bag
hokit is a horrifically obese bantamweight
>>154167987
>inb4 dana saidDana said Tito would wait for the night before the fight to call him and say ''i'm not coming until you pay a 1 billion dollars
how much longer can we ignore the fact that a "bantam" is a small chicken?we need to change all the weight class names to be better and cooler
>>154167779Ulberg after being heemed by Jerry.
Tito is opening Michelin star restaurants and Dana is in some warehouse streaming with some literally who Levels.
Bareknuckle and Power Slap are real mans sports, ufc is watered down normie shit now
/heem/ is now /Tito/ (I am the heem CEO and president and own 51% of stock) make new threads accordingly
Tito's cantina in the sphere
>>154168110Sell while you still have time, you fucking goof
Tito probably did do that but his manager talked sense into him after.
Nah Dana paid the billion to the mayor of huntington beach
Tito Ortiz, wow
Tito Ortiz is such a aesthetic name definitely naming my son that once I manage to have sex with a female
This is what they call gratuitous violence Juanita, I'm going to call my kids and tell them to stop watching. Just as soon as I have kids.
>>154168256Dreadzone, people forget man
>>154168286They really do man...sadly
Tito please we dont want chocolate on our fish tacos why are you offering it stop
chase sherman -148 favorite against anthony "bitch" smith sounds like a good time to remortgage the house and lay some serious action
If Topuria was a tough cookie, what kind of cookie would he be? I'm gonna go with Snickerdoodle.
Niggerdoodle
>>154168327Nice
Now we all know.
>>154168361you dont even watch mma. you just watch gay porn and come here to make jokes
>>154168351>bisbings son born with 2 glass eyesgenetics are crazy meng
>>154168396He gets his genetics from the Bis Ping's side of his family, their distant Chinese relation
>>154168351Good on the Highlight Gaethje to join the family picture
>Nobody likes me :(Kwaboty contender fur shore bee
>>154168450got raped by armanda tsarukyan lol
>>154168450he said he got raped by a down syndrome kid
>>154168390Yes
>>154168467Yeah he talks about that incident a lot actually
Has anybody here ever been bent over and butt fucked by a full blown downie? I never have, thank god
>>154168494that's because it was me fucking you
>>154168529It's contagious
dana should get armanda to coach tuf and then shelve his opponent for 4 years. that was a really good bit
shut the fuck up or ur not allowed to watch the event this weekend
>>154168559Sorry
>>154168549
ok justin gaethje is cool, got to see what he's like outside the octagon in this N3on stream...maybe u guys already knew this from seeing him on the joe rogan podcast or something but im clued in now too
dana white clav and woah vicky linked up at stevewilldoits crib need it or keep it?
the ufc has never been this popular and this good
Gingers make up such a tiny portion of the world population yet there is a significant number of them in combat sports, must be something genetic they have
"Jittering back and forth like Uncle h at the Olympics"
you now remember Rachael Ostovich
Geeked up like a young hitler watching Olympics all day
actually you now remember beneil dariush title run
>>154168796True
carlos ulberg sitting on the stool after round 1 and remembering he doesn't know how to fight
You'll be an old man one day and you'll tell yourself '' i was there in the Ulberg era''
>>154168695 science says they have higher pain tolerance than others and also that in africa they are believed to be magic either one of those could be contributing factors
>>154167257
Gane vs Hokit promo battle
Have you ever seen the devil dancing in the pale moonlight? I have and it's fantastic!
>>154168396>2 glass eyeshttps://youtu.be/-FTvPI8_Aho?si=CWBGukjqtI-gdzrM
>>154168841Yeah makes sense when you think about it
You don't sell the steak folks you sell the sizzle and Hokit is HOT!!
Im gonna call in sick tmw. Whos gonna be here during the day tmw? Lets hang out on the weemzone
>>154168055>the names for th esmaller weight class are just too fucking funny, especially in boxing.The smallest weight class has 3 names, light minimum weight (you are lighter than the minimum lmao), atomweight (they literally couldn't come up with anything smaller lol) or junior mini flyweight (You aren't even a fly, not even a mini fly, but a junior mini fly lmao).At this point it would be less insulting to call it manlet weight.
>M-mommy please tell the mean daddy posters on Xitter that I didn't duck Slamdaddy's poundings!!!!KWAB
Clitia Torapedpig gets xer well fed slampiggy mommy to fight xer battles for xim
>>154168970Geeked up like a young nigga weemposting all day
every weightclass should be renamed to the greatest of all time in that weightclass
They should continue the bird theme past featherweightThey gotFlyBantamFeather...
>son did not duck brazza
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/RWQXV3B3A9o
>>154169129Dont forget straw
>LOOK AT THIS VIDEO I FOUND OF SOME RANDOM OBSCURE WHORE WITH 200 FOLLOWERS WHO IS USING HER CHANNEL TO STARTUP HER ONLYFANS CAREER
>>154169170you forgot the link
I'm never giving up my stinky linky
>>154169166who's the bird
josh hokit be likeIF YOUR TEXT AIN'T GREEN, YOU MUST NOT BE FROM /HEEM/ AND I WILL MAKE YOU SCREAM WHILE I POST MY MEMES.
Ulberg is essentially white Gane
>>154169102>ingawhy would slavic orthodoxes do this
hokit is cold hard proof of how low the bar ishis best win is denzel freeman and yet he's the star of a top 5 card of the year just by making at attempt at being interesting
>>154169136why does she look like a recovering addict
>recoveringbeachfront property in tibet for you pal
Yeah george lucas shouldn't have sold lucasfilm and the yakuza cartels shouldn't have sold Pride
fr though it's not like Nordics call themselves shitmypantsamir so why is some byzantine bitch calling herself inga
>>154169282are there beaches in tibet?
I don't know how to throw a punch.
>>154169306you wanna buy one bappa?>>154169312master a good teep then
i know how to throw punches you've never even heard of
>>154169329you wish she would shit on you
>>154169312Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Hajime no Ippo taught me how to punch
What up heem i am here cooking with volk my g g g
ilja should be shot for his slavic pig mother calling herself inga
>>154169251Maybe she is part Nordic, at least it's not some dilluted version of a desert name
my favorite punch i invented would probably be... the diagonal downercut
>>154169358she is a byzantine pig
>>154169364You mean the inverted bolo punch?? Cause in that case i created that one dont steal nigga
ufc has been so bad i stopped coming to heem.
>>154169395*heems you with an inverted underhand left to the liver*
what does ufc have to do with heem
Raped bitch!Raped bitch! You got fucking raped!
>>154169136shes beautiful idc what you faggots have to say i know i could heem anybody here
You now remember landwehr got heemed by herbert burns
>>154169270It’s the eyes. She has junkie eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4dDxaHkn8
>>154169442darth lamer
>>154169312Just learn the jab. The only time in my whole life I almost ended up in a street fight I just spammed jab to the nose and the other dude backed off after he noticed blood coming out of his nose.This was like a decade ago when I was in high school btw, but still. Most people do not even know what a jab is, you jab them in the face and they stay there like a deer in headlights unable to understand what the fuck they just were hit with and now they're bleeding.
>the jablearn at least a 1-2 don't listen to the nerd whose only experience is tapping a 16 year old on the nose 3 times 20 years ago
>>154169542Learning a 1-2 is obviously better, Its just advice for people that do not actually have any interest in learning this shit. I've actually tried to teach people I know irl basic boxing shit and they always get the jab right but somehow don't understand the mechanics of the cross, its like shifting weight is an alien concept and they do a weird arm punch that doesnt work and then give up if you try to correct it.
people fantasize about cool spinning shit and wicked hooks but i just want an excuse to hit a mean oblique kick and i know ill never get a chance because im too intimating for anyone to try
Try learning the Cub 1-2 of doom
Yea jiri is gonna murder ulberg lol ulberg is scared and extremely nervous
>>154169514Turn on your monitor
>>154169550how old are they starting out at it could be that unironically and with all deserved shame they cannot move their feet or hips even in their 20s
>>154169591you dont know how to use your hips either virgin
heightpathetically speaking all I need is one
>>154169591I only developed the confidence to talk openly about boxing around my early mid 20s which is actually only a couple of years ago, and tried teaching friends and acquaintances my own age, and sometimes older family members. Mind you, its because once you tell people you box they always ask for advice on fighting or to be taught a technique and for some time the 1-2 seemed like the go-to option.Anyway yeah most people are somewhat stiff, even in their 20s, but I think it has more to do with having little athletic experience. I got the basics of boxing fairly quickly because I was into shuffle dancing (it was a different time...) before I got into boxing so all these shifts in weight were intuitive to me, therefore Its easy to infer that lots of people have never really done any sport or exercise at all.
>>154169599i am a certified pusshound beitsoever
>>154169599Actually we got his leaks, finland throws that ass back to his wall mounted dildo
Just sparring a couple of times gets you way ahead of someone that doesnt spar, and levels beyond somewhat that doesnt train anything at all
>>154169606Shuffle dancing?
>>154169617Not really
>>154169606hunned percent bappa i have a similar background from the even more gay world of football (calcio to the new jersey folx and them) and it's grim to see how poor conditioning and coordination most people have given that it's easy enough to drill
What i do to Ulberg haderz
>>154169623well we about to find out on sattaday night
>>154169633How?
>>154169642*heems you*
>>154169642josh hokit doesnt even train ufc
>>154169642He gon suck dick as a pro and compare it to a amateur (you), them we can extrapolate to figthing
jiri will heem ulberg with a 6-5-4-3-2-1 i guarantee it
>>154169650how about you don't leak the gameplan and get back to fluffing
1 step into the Ulberg era
Reddit MMA takes:>Jon Jones isn't the GOAT>Mighty Mouse deserves to be in the top 5 GOAT conversation >You can't be in the GOAT conversation if you popped for PEDs>DC isn't a fat useless nigger>WMMA is a real and valid sport >Tom Asspinal didn't quit
mma is a bald man's sport
can't stand dc
>>154169676You forgot>Hokit is cringe and makes my clitty leak
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