>Lap:#8412>Previous Lap:154142837>Countdown to THE GREAT MIAMI HURRICANE OF F1:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154129689>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:218>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 72 (+25)RUS: 63 (+12)LEC: 49 (+15)HAM: 41 (+8)NOR: 25 (+10)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 135 (+37)Ferrari: 90 (+23)McLaren Mercedes: 46 (+28)Haas Ferrari: 18 (+1)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 16 (+4)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 155.16 (+80.56)NOR: 139.34 (+57.41)HAM: 132.55 (+61.11)>News:GP GONE GP GONE GP GONE GP GONEWHO CARESITS OVER ITS OVERMAX WILL BE GONEITS OVERITS OVER!!!
>every team hiring front office stooges like Fortune 500's just to be fired one year afterWho let consults into F1?
He should've signed that contract.
Bye bye, red bull, bye bye
at least there's the ring to look forward to...
formula sex
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Max Kwabstappen retires before GOATMILTONHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Previous thread is wrong, OP
>>154161429>previous thread>>154142837
Oscar Piastri is over a quarter of a century old
>>154161513I don't think you should take pride in Lewis Hamilton desperately sticking around in the shallow hope that he ever gets another utterly dominant car and a clearly worse teammate (or team preference) for his eigth championshit.Particularly because he'll be at 6 once Massa's done with him.
>>154161513hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>154161537Hamilton will get his 8th bro
>>154161537>>154161544Please don't feed the nonce
>trusting ferrariwhen will they learn
*last-ever ferrari champion casually carves his way through your dead thread*
>>154161429Grandpa Marko getting snubbed.
>>154161707GIMI NO
EDD ATE THE TESCOTHIS IS NOT A DRILL
AMX is not coming back until 2031
>it's 2026>adrian newey is TP at aston martin>GP is moving to mclaren>war has cancelled racing for six week>anon still doesn't have a gf
>>154162074but brasil anon has a bf
>>154162151Debunked and unspunked
>2031Lol, I'll be 60 by then. It's over AMXbros.
>>154162165unpozzed?
>>154162203That I can't say for certain since he's Brazilian.
edd on his way to the food mart
RIP Max Verstappen
>>154161537If Chudstappen retires now he's going to be an eternal bitch status like Rosberg.
>>154161491SOPHIA EAT MY ASS
>>154162270the globohomos banned rosberg from f1 just like they banned italy from the world cup after 2006
f2 will race in north america
Inb4 Verstappen replaces pisstree at mccucken
>>154162270>like RosbergRosberg is pretty well respected. Especially because he didn't give a fuck and just left Mercedes and Hamilton hanging. That fucking Bottas came in and forgot to bring his backbone was the icing on the cake.
>>154162298Ah, yes. Spielberg, in the country of Spielberg.
>>154162298Okay my dick is now hard
>>154162308he hasn't earned my respect. nico had a place in a WDC, WCC winning team and just left without defending his title because he couldn't take the environment. and bottas is just a shitter in comparison to hamilton so what did you expect. nico never took to his father who was a no nonsense kinda guy and wouldn't get put off by the politicking and mindgames, hell when he quit he didnt even tell his dad, just called his mom and told her to convey it to him.
Verstappen is already a bitch for being afraid of journalists.
>>154162357>my respectI'm certain he can live without your respect, anon.
>GP DOODman f1 is truly brutal, when something goes wrong it's fucking over, you cannot stop bleeding
>>154162298EZ FOR MY BULGEY KING
>>154162367i'm sure he can, just as he can not knowing i think he's a bitch for quitting on the spot. but that's not really what this is about.
>williams car is so fucked that they had to hire some mercedes leftovers
>>154162289>globohomos banned rosbergrosberg is a wef-shill who goes to their annual circlejerk pretty regularly, that's about as globohomo as it getshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAQUxFaon9Y
>>154162393They hired the wrong Dan
CHADDERSHADDERS
>>154162446I'm not gay, but I'd give him a good lil anal job.
>>154162446
>>154162400yeah and Italy is a "medshitter" country according to him lmao what a retard
>>154162384>quit at the top>or get exposed 9 out of 10 timesHe made the right call.
>>154162446Seriously, who the fuck is that?
>>154160586So based for posting mommy Cima.>F1 related because Cima Garahau would be a better driver than the entire current grid, and would also make a cool team boss I could endlessly goon to
>>154162298They're racing drones in qatar
>>15416252635 years old btw
>>154162400This. Whether or not he's always been one or (((they))) invited him to "dinner" one day and told him to become their puppet or else (just like (((they))) did with Seb and are now going to do with Verstappen), I don't know.
>>154162514chadders
>>154162270>left f1 before it turned to complete faggotry to spend time with his wife and kidsbritney's a wimp but that was unironically based of him
>>154162564Stop, I can only get so hard.
>>154162514World's first non-binary formula 1 driver
>>154161429the way you worded this shit made it seem like he was leaving mid season like newey did and he's leaving after 2027kill yourself
asston is cooking
we have a winner in the ollie yaoi battlehave a nice day everyone!
>>154162676>Any one no what car this isAny one no why they iq so low?
>>154162660australians are gay
>>154162660>he's leaving after 2027you think redbull will have him sitting there in 2027, gathering intel?
>>154162700sub saharan africane genees
>>154162710...
>>154162726-_-
>>154162653>non-binaryReally? What number system does she use then?
Michael Scubachef
>>154162708>leaving after 2027yeah?
>>154162762regular arabic like just about everyone else
>>154162653i hate this non-binary bullshit. if you identify as non-binary, you are just mentally defective. thats the bottom line.
puro pinche brosi'm so tired
then go to sleep
scubachefscubachefhe's super scuba, chef
but i'll crash and all my passengers will die
i would suggest pulling into one of those parking garages and sleeping there an.... wait a minute, are you texting and operating a motor vehicle? you stupid bastard!
>>154162851decompression at altitude is known to cause hypoxia now everyone's asleep :)
>>154162900GAAN
wasnt his wife dying? shouldnt he spend more time with her?
>>154162928fuck becky gone do, die?