SERIE A ROUND 32>Friday 10th April 202620:45 AS Roma - Pisa>Saturday 11th April 202615:00 Cagliari - Cremonese15:00 Torino - Hellas Verona FC18:00 AC Bbilan - Udinese20:45 Atalanta - Juventus>Sunday 12th April 202612:30 FC Genoa - US Sassuolo15:00 Parma - Napoli18:00 Bologna - Lecce20:45 Como - Inter>Monday 13th April 202620:45 Fiorentina - S.S. LazioPrevious: >>154132872Reminder to keep it schizo, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local tummybrothel and stay Hormuzpilled
Biz idea : AI tummies generated by Claude app
negru
Schizo was right all along. The richfags are conspiring against the poorfags.
>Luciano Spalletti and Juventus have reached an agreement in principle over new deal.>It will be valid until June 2048, plenty more years together.>Spalletti will continue as Juve manager, as always reported.
>>154161942CoronaBilly thought so hard about how to get rid of the poor that now he scratches his balls every day because of the scabies his buddy transmitted to him
>Following the exclusive partnership agreement reached during recent weeks of negotiations, AC Milan and Jerry Cardinale announced this morning that from next season the club’s matches and exclusive social media content will be covered by worldstarhiphop.com. The commercial deal is aimed at boosting the club’s international brand and enhancing its global profile.
>>154161456Uncs will have you believe mexes is french
>>154162116lel
funniest thing about the talk around Napoli giving 0 total minutes to U21 players this season is that it’s essentially giving ADL a new excuse to not spend money
>>154161942Ok but why is the subject "your neice" (sic) ?
>>154162453Don't worry he doesn't need excuses: building an actual youth program is still not even in the plans
just finished this wonderful book
>>154162490young nabuletans will be dancing in the cryotherapeutic rubbish bins of Castelvolturno
>>154158185https://x.com/TheGameVerse/status/2041873663058968723It's incredibly bland damn, fucking Tokyo Xtreme Racer got a better Japan (and speed) feeling than this
Just platonically marathoned the newest Sorrenkino in the cinema, what did I think of it?
'tioned
ACK-I
Finocchio Xtreme Racer
>>154162716yes
>When marotta threatened to kill the entire calcio civilization, did that bother you as a calcio enthusiast?”>FIGC secretary general, Gravina: “I'm not commenting. What I want you to know is I support the inter!”
factos
>>154162872Uh
>>154162872im going to wait for germanos analysis on this one
>>154162896analyze THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70-qgnDyMZsAce Combat 8: Wings of Theve Developer Diary is up
>>154162642I watched it last week, the Metal Gear Solid shoutout was a surprise to say the least
>Fabio Paratici, former Juventus director and current sporting director at Fiorentina, has spoken out again about his conviction in the capital gains case, whilst defending his actions: "I don’t feel guilty of anything, if that's what you want to know. It was a very trying experience to go through the criminal investigation, which lasted five and a half years. I was convicted for a technical-financial strategy that involved many national team players, such as Rovella, Orsolini and Spinazzola. An accounting principle was applied that had never been seen before and which I am waiting to see applied again: the court documents refer to this and not to inflated capital gains, as is being claimed elsewhere. In the sports tribunal, there is no way to defend yourself, there is little one can do."
/sp/ idea: Calcio but it's Sam Witwer that does the commentary in his Darth Maul voice
Riddle me this. Bongs have the highest number of anons on this board - Yet ZERO bong flags in Serie A threads?So it’s true then… you’re just a farmers league for alpine-continentals. Then you wonder why you make NO money from tv deals abroad… it’s almost like you can’t have a profitable league when your main customers are Bosnia and Belgium lel
>bbilan futuro has 45% foreigners
>>154163303lost your way to the rotherham rape gangs, prince andrew?
Belgios catching strays
Was going to short bbilan futures, but i just read the news about their colab with worldstar
>>154163303>Yet ZERO bong flags in Serie A threads?I wish. Also big talk coming from a country whose league is watched en masse by Nigerians.
>>154163196>noooooo I need my U23 to cook the books AAAAAAAA Dicembre help me
>>154163303if we'd wanted to get Frosinone merchandise to Malawi, we would have entrusted the task to the same jewish NGOs that put up road signs in Tamil and Hindi onto your sinking island
>>154163312>invest literal millions>relegate yourself to Serie DWill never not be funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKSdXH89jboWhich Serie A team does Jason Statham support? Trailer for the newest Stathamkino is up btw
>>154163303always that term with you animals, 'farmers'. you seem very fond of it.farmland is the only part left of the country up there free from the interference of pakis, abduls, somalis and from the stupidity of your own kind, innit. if you miss the safety of the barn and the warmth of your mother's four intestines, just say so
>>154163303>t. buckbroken saka
/sp/ talking about /ourgirl/ >>154163667
>>154163864I’ve been listening to the guardian weekly for a few months now I wasn’t ready for this grim reality but I did find it odd that a woman was that much into football
>>154163864>glowie filenameuh oh
Tonight we are all towers of the little donkeys
>>154164059Don't mention towers now that the amerilards need another false flagSay it's a corn syrup refinery instead
Do >we watch bolo or fiore
>>154164010>tfw I just checked the podcast app and I've been subscribed to Football Weekly since 2012I'm glad it doesn't track total listening per podcast since that would be a shameful amount of time listening to them blathering on
>>154164106Did you know the grim reality of the Baldini
Got to Bordeaux a few days agoThe women here look too damn well
>>154164111Yeah, was a pretty stark difference when it started using the differently-pitched voice. Especially at the start when it was still figuring it out, these days it's a lot less jarring.
>>154164124given the shoulder width, he could easily support the weight of the iracy shield despite the dress
>>154164124A sad tale
Fortunato Krediet
Serse Cosmi and Nicki Bandini walk into an octave-shifting bar...
Fortunato Krediet is not yet starting his time at Juventus all too fortunately; the youth player who joined from Feyenoord in January tore his cruciate ligament and meniscus.A real shame, because the 16-year-old started off very well in Turin.
First time I see the bologna stadium not being half empty
>Grifo>doesn't play for Genoa
>>154164010ynr StuntPegg and her Bastoni propaganda
Pegging you say?
>>154164325>StuntPeggWith a nickname like that, it's a mystery why Duccio didn't subscribe to her premium channel to fund her matcha tea shop
burn a disci been looking gud
>>154164010There is no chance you heard a tranny speak and didn't realise, to me it's so obvious they're faking the voice
WTF Sneedkov doesn't play for Shakhtar anymore
I just remembered the winter mercato Mateta rumours
Fiorentina getting refballed by poteri forti anglosassoni
FIDEL FIDEL FIDEL
>asston villa
I just activated my Final Countdown spell card, you will all lose in 20 turns
refball
Ceferin says hello :^)
holy fug
holy shit Bologna is cursed
fraudgers not booked, cheers jewefa
after 70 minutes, Fiorentina players are finally feeling the strain of their match against the formidable Verona
>>154164483he was playing for goodpusi last time just played against them
Villastone is just allowed to mow people down to stop counters
>Serie Ass goalkeepin’
>Ravagliafuck this sport
Is there any italian goalkeeper that knows how to intercept corner kicks or crosses? That was embarassing stuff
Literally who the fuck is Harrison
>>154164737it's weird because even the tall ones aren't exactly stellar at it
>Caos Ternana, la stampa umbra: “A un passo dal fallimento” Ternana bros...
>>154164797Was Capello really necessary here?
>Rumors swirling that the White House told Meloni to oust Roberto Cingolani, the widely respected CEO of Leonardo. By the way, about 80% of annual revenues of $3 billion at DRS, the U.S. subsidiary of Leonardo, come from Pentagon contracts. Would Meloni obey Trump just like that?>It also appears that Guido Crossetto, Italy’s intelligent Defence minister, understands that firing the best manager of an Italian state-controlled defence company is a huge mistake for Italy. Presumably Crossetto will resign if this happens. On principle. As an honorable man.Never NEVER put women in charge again holy shit
>>154164809his persona, his credibility and most of all his gaze, bewildered by the grappa and the amateurishness all around him? yes indeed
Premier League > Ligue 1 > Bundesliga > La Liga > Liga Portugal > Eredivisie > POWER GAP > Süper Lig > Serie ASS
>>154164832negru and troon organisation haters get vindicated every hour lmao
Reminder that there has never been an English coach that won the eplel
>>154164800Another example in this country of how social welfare for the elderly is not enough to save Yernana. SAD!
>>154164832The mythraic alliance goes deep
>>154164800>lose against Jjust PS6>crash and burn and go bankrupt
Creating a fertile bedrock for all clubs great and small? No no, Inter needs our fullest attention!
A 120 year old club vs a 20 year old club.Not a fair match up.
wild boars will be prancing in the ROCCO B. COMMISSO park tonight
business idea: a Claudia Rizzo Patreon page to save Ternana from bankruptcy
lel
I'm rizzed up alright
Will the Neymar to jJ prophecy come true this summer
Imagine licking her teeth
Villa is actually dogshit, just Bologna gifting them the match
Vinny Italian raters really silent tonight
>>154164967Dude doesnt give a shit about playing football anymore, he's being infected with the Brazilian brainworms of wanting to become a corrupt politician now. He already treats the CBF like an abused housewife.
we're more of a wiretapping league anyway
>>154164952What does Ferrero have to do with Ternana
Italiano raters and Interbros walk into the Stadio Olimpico (it's a Lazio matchday)
aaureliapedrettii crosseyeing that bofogna teal kit
>>154164983Is he still having secret legal and regulated sexo with his sister
>>154164969Have you considered that Bologna is also currently shit?
>>154164985he was hired to increase the level of the munchies
focusing on tennis o algo
>>154164985It's like net and yahoo and the us
I thought Watkins has a baby fenomeno and in sense he is, a serie ass baby fenomeno
>>154164999>secretDude gets injured just in time, every year, to go celebrate his sister's birthday, he doesnt do this with any other family member of his, pretty much everyone knows he's fucking his sister, the media in Brazil is just waiting to hear either him or his sister confess they are fucking.
dios mio...
Buendia, Aduepo
WARNING >WARNINGMOST DANGEROUS LEADS ARE ACTIVE>MOST DANGEROUS LEADS ARE ACTIVETHIS IS NOT A DRILL>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
REALLY concerned by the current Goretzka rumors
>Ciao Mario is not the worst player on the pitch so farcalcio works in mysterious ways
>there are people itt who rate or have rated baby shitalian fenomeno Fabbian
>>154165118Locatelli stamp of approval
>>154165066I didn't realise his sister was a trans prostitute
The Japanese kit reveal has 2 [redacted] players in it!Even more kino with the audio:https://streamable.com/m9gza3
>>154165001and they still played better than the mighty English team that will play in the CL next year, if you ignore the two defensive ducks of course.
>>154165190another massive W for il belgiuoco
The only upside of 4-3-3 at this present juncture is more potential scams, Rowe being the current example and Ndoye being the previous one
Coefficient going to the shitter faster than Pippo Inzaghi after a box of Plasmon biscuits
>>154165270no one is at fault
>>154165206not the point cagon
>bofogna>
>talk shit about Rowe once>turned into prime Robben sinceOk I'll keep apologizing
Not nearly enough curve on that to be mentioned in the same breath as Robben
oh fuck off
the 20 km/h speed limit in Bologna city centre is starting to bear results
>Vincere, Vincere, Vincere>[insert opponent team] vaffanculo, [insert opponent team] vaffanculo, [insert opponent team] vaffanculoThere, I just summed up 90% of serie ass chants
Ravaglia should be sacked before the cock sings 3 times tbqh
Vinny Italiano raters bros... not like this...
You're in the Bologna university library and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass, what do you do?
OHHHFIOCRETINAAA
an Italian Vesuvio will rape the league unironically
>crystal palace wouldn’t win serie ass with 100+ points
Like all fraudsters in Serie A fixated on possession, Italiano can't coach set pieces for shit and gets a proper thrashing at the first opportunity
>>154165141Jap kits makes me think of france
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than supporting Fiorentina. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are buying shirts, scarves, and season tickets, dedicating years of your life solely so your club can go and get ravaged by another team. All the hard work you put into supporting your beautiful little club - watching every match, traveling to away games, making sure you never missed a minute, defending them online, crying over every defeat. All of it has one simple result: the players are more enjoyable for other clubs to poach.Raised the perfect squad? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random club who had nothing to do with their development, who signs them in the summer. They get to ravage your best players every transfer window. They get the benefits of the talent and discipline that came from Fiorentina's academy.As a Fiorentina fan, you are LITERALLY dedicating years of your life simply to watch a club develop players for Juventus and Inter to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
I was going to go to the Palace game tonight to support Fiorentina.Thank God I didn't.
>Criscitiello (Sportitalia): There was a secret meeting between Malagò and Gravina in Rome. Gravina is offering his block of votes on the FIGC Council, given that all its members were appointed during his term of office, in exchange for support at UEFA level to become the Italian representative for the future European Championships in Italy. Malagò is said to have accepted. Both see only one problem: Minister of Sport Andrea Abodi. Malagò and Gravina want to ensure he does not interfere in the reshuffle within the federation. At this point, things would move towards a single candidate, because the former federal president Abete knows he would stand no chance in the vote count.
New rumor : bofogna calciatori to become ticket controlers, Thierry Henry to become their manager.
ShhhhhhhhThe soccer fags are sleeping
>>154162642The sudden rain scene was kino, I still need to finish it tho
>>154163312ST-Ranieri
>>154165378Show him the black snape ai music video
Nobody goes through more pain than the average Jj fan
>>154170284I don't think >we can afford not just two but five free transfers of over30 playersalso since >we are hardly qualifying to the CL none of them will want to join (and that's a good thing because they're all finished anyway)
sexo
>>154170284>get a shit ton of players>kalunigger still thererudenegru-kalunegru clownshow lmao why not get upamecano too
>>154170678France
>>154170284Buciano's speech is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5c5HKImFtU
Shittiest Serie A season in decade. Lautaro (swarthy, bargain bin Kevin Lasagna) being capo cannoneer with 16 goals is lmao. He's lucky he's playing in the shitter era. 10 years ago he's be stuggling to get play time in Parma.Prime Deulofeu and Inglese would be sitting on 20+ goals each if they played today. The bar has never been lower.
>The investigation was launched following a complaint filed by a 20-year-old student. There is also a charge of revenge porn regarding images shared in the team’s chat group>On May 30 of last year, there was a celebration for Bra’s historic promotion to the top division; now, a trial is set to begin regarding a gang rape case in which three football players are accused. The victim is a 20-year-old student from Turin who attempted suicide after the assault.>It all reportedly began during the party, when the young woman met one of the players and followed him to the apartment where he lived with other teammates. When he proposed a group sex act, she reportedly refused, but found herself “subjected to multiple acts of group sex,” as stated in the investigation documents from the Asti Prosecutor’s Office, coordinated by Prosecutor Davide Greco. Videos and photos from the evening were then allegedly shared in the team’s chat group. The student immediately sought help at the anti-violence center at Sant’Anna Hospital in Turin and filed a complaint. Charged with gang rape are Fausto Perseu, 24, from Rome, now with Giulianova; Alessio Rosa, 23, from Tivoli, now with Ligorna; and Christ Jesus Mawete, 21, from Mondovì, who later moved to Livorno. One of the three also faces a charge of revenge porn. Livorno is expected to suspend Mawete from the roster until the end of the season. This would be the second such case in three years, following the Lucarelli-Apolloni incident.
>>154171964Kino
Juan Cab-ACK!
>Fausto Perseu, 24, from RomeNot from persia>Christ Jesus Mawete, 21, from MondovìKekAlso >Official: Italy confirm Baldini as caretaker coach for June games
>>154172119>>Official: Italy confirm Baldini as caretaker coach for June gamesdamn shame, with Cuper and Orrico out of work FIGC has missed yet another opportunity to take a leap forward
>>154172119>Official: Italy confirm Baldini as caretaker coach for June gamesThe italo tranny from the guardian football weekly?
christ jesus malawi
>>154172149Let me put it in jeet termsbandini =/= baldini
And you just wait until calcio unleashes Bamdini
>>154172119>Christ Jesus Mawete>from Mondovì
>>154172241apparently he didn't stop at Eboli but carried on walking
>>154171964For our collective Spalletti folders
>>154171964>2028its 1+1 right
>>154170284This is never happening lmfao, whoever made this thinks that real life is like career mode or something
>>154172179Ahhh I see
>Baldini wants to play the Under 21s in the friendlies against Greece and Luxembourg.
>>154172465Unironically based
>>154172465unfeasible we need to scientifically test the newer nappies developed for the Interbloc to see if they can withstand the moral impact of playing against such strong national teams
>>154162565Forza SborrizonBut yeah, the whole Horizon/Forza aesthetic has always been a paery peculiar brand of bland. Even something about Gran Turismo for example has some characterful.
Spalletti podcast is up too:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ucyy32FT2cw
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW9FjeWAp75/Politano balding
Chickencoop masterclass incoming
Ciro Inmobile has scored a goal more recently than Rete"gol" or Pivs Espvsitvs Avrelivs
>>154170284only bosman unc i’d take is maybe Salah assuming he’s still planning to leave Liverpool
CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154173812finna buy one of these, replace the p with a t and gift it to the "danish" bbilanfag itt
Semper Fidelis
Nick Peesilly
Discuss.
>>154174124Paolo Brosio jr is the hero Serie A needs but doesn't deserve
>Ranieri "Abbiamo considerato 5-6 allenatori, 3 non sono venuti e la società ha scelto Gasperini. Abbiamo scelto lui per quello che ha fatto all'Atalanta"Keeeeeek
I know it's late but Palo for Pohjanpalo :DDDDD
Bvll of the day:https://x.com/somakazima2/status/2042452297104437611
>better to be first among rooster than last among bulls
>>154174402Insane outfit gotta give him credit
>>154174402My honest reaction when I see the Jadon Sancho rumours
>>154174536plumber era goal
>>154174536How are Pisa in the league
>>154174536The type of gole The Saboteur would conspire to miss
>>154174402Context? Is it fake?
I kneel
watermalen al fresco
What is Baldini cooking
Jorko 4', 21'Immobile 8'
>>154173871Thank u SaarRedeem the jJ merch
>>154174715I've seen French armies holding a better defensive line than Pisa
to think Malen is a sin, but often the correct guess
Sorry what do you mean Sancho rumors
/biz/idea calciobbalah
Sleep tight /serietummy/
Donyell Malen put in a stellar performance for AS Roma on Friday. The Netherlands international scored all three goals in the 3-0 home win against Pisa, becoming only the fifth Dutch player ever to score a hat-trick in Serie A.With his hat-trick, the 27-year-old Malen follows in the footsteps of Faas Wilkes (one hat-trick for Internazionale), Wim Kieft (one hat-trick for Pisa), Marco van Basten (eight hat-tricks for AC Bbilan) and Teun Koopmeiners (two hat-tricks for Atalanta).
>>154174402Bvll
>Inter have an agreement in principle with Muharemovic, who is putting other offers on hold just to wear the Nerazzurri shirt. Talks with Sassuolo have been ongoing for some time: I'll also tell you that the situation could be unlocked with the insertion of a counterpart. [Matej Morettović]
>>154174790reminder that sport journalists are on every day of the rope list
>>154175714You just know they are going to sell Muharemovic for 2m and another Sassuolo shitter for 30 millions just to make sure Jjust doesn't get a dime
>>154175714players of the interbloc ready to start a mexican wave to welcome his signing instead that of a welsh player
-17h 37m
Feyenoord and Indian superstaar Redeem Singh
Well my time in frogland is almost done
>>154175714>Muharemovic>Hujisen>Barrenechea>Soulè>Mbangulais jj retarded? they were given away for peanuts, and ANYONE with half a brain could see the talent
>>154180464and I can see them making the same mistake with Puczka SOON
>>154180464Kulosecosis...betacuntbros....we don't even make the /memetalents/ list anymore
>>154180501*gets a top 6 pl team relegated*
>>154180464>is jj retarded?yes of course
With yesterday's hattrick Malen is now joint third in capocannoniere list. Very grim numbers so far desu
>>154180464>is jj retarded?
my take?since we abandoned defensive futbol and stopped teaching kids the art of 1on1 marking (partly because muh costruzione dal basso pushed "good passers" over true defenders, partly because rules got fennel pozzed over the years and now if you breathe too close over someones shoulder it's a foul and a yellow), attackers are no more required to be much skilled to get to the goal, they just need to be a little quicker than the rest (ofc ngubus are naturally quicker on average hence why they "invaded" seriea nowdays (it's a consequence not a cause))so your average futbol level drastically dropped in both aspects of the game, defensive and attacking, and even tho we have great school of managers, their ideas can no longer be applied due to lack of raw materialbasically calcio became fake and gay and other countries/leagues got a head start because they have been filled with boy lovers and ngubus (naturally the most closeted race in history) for decades areadymake calcio manly again(please accept my concession my 13yo pussycat died yesterday)
>>154180843Sorry about your pussycat fra
>>154180464Rovella is the worst one for me because he was obviously very good already when he got sold. The lore of young players that perform after leaving Jjust is extremely deep though, Felix Correia (literal money laundering player) is scoring for Lille, there’s an ex-nextgen zingaro with 7 goals as a 19 y/o winger in Romania, Kaio Jorge bagged like 30 goals across all comps in Brazil. Fucking IHATTAREN has something like 10 assists in the Eredivisie, at a certain point you can only laugh.
>>154180929>Rovellanever rated him, too slow>Felix Correialmao>Bilibocfucking HOW>Kaio Jorgea waste, true>Ihattarenterrible personality
>>154180464Muharemovic was a nobody and it took him two years at Sasol starting from Serie B to improve, Huijsen was obviously an incredible mistake, Barrenechea is average, Soulé same as Huijsen and Mbangula is just shit. You can't keep them all especially if the finances are fucked, simple as
>>154181084It's the undervaluing that really pissed me off
*sells beanz for 18 M Vetulonian rupees*
>>154181126That's actually the smartest thing they could possibly do, the retarded part was renewing him and still paying his wages
Jewve needs that spot in CL to get tonails muani (even tho geriateic Lewandowski is better) and palestra at the very least
>>154181216>Jewve needs that spot in CLWell done jewve, well done. HOWEVER
>>154181216more like Joao Gomes, Darwin Nunez and Norton-Scruffy
>>154181311Nunez, Alisson, plus Robertson and Salah on a free for the Liverpoop reunion
>>154181311Jewve is for eyetalians and fr*nchmenother nationals work only if they are well above average level
TANTO IO STO SOGNANTO CHE MENTRE CANTO IL DUSAN GIÀ STA RINNOVANTO
this season we've had all the best managers of the last 20 years of /seriea/ but the players general level is so abysmal fuckk fuck
Amplifico mufa
>>154181389I kneel
>>154181757>this season we've had all the best managers of the last 20 years
>>154181757wtf football managers post here?!
/k/ idea: 3-5-2 fighter jet formation
>arselel celebrating corners like penaltiesLel