Leafs EditionLast time >>154158892
>ded wongs
habs = coupe
>laffs
ncaa semis, too
It’s a big day for college hockey
dave portnoy is a Michigan man
>>154163598i know at least a dozen people that have stopped listening to spitting chiclets and buying new merch every month until he disavows israels illegal war of aggression. its a shame too because it was nice having a form of hockey reporting and discussion that felt less like stuffy journalists and more like getting a few beers with your bros
>>154163655ok ali nice terror screed please dont blow up any easter parades
>buying podcast merch
>>154163668i only buy danhausen merch
>>154163655I don't even know a dozen people
I want a dumb guy job where everyone has brand new spittin chiclets merchandise
>>154163721Same. I basically lost contact with everyone after school
gary is trying to give us a puck overdose tonighttoo bad he doesn't know we could watch 14 games every single night!
do you gatekeep when your team gets good? Philadelphia is currently having a bandwagon moment vs the real fans who were there during the lean years.
>>154163775i gatekeep at all times
>>154163754you dont even watch hockey you just jerk off to gay porn and come here to make jokes
>>154163784What's wrong with that?
>>154163775No I'm a fairweather fan. I'm not going to spend my time and money on an organization that doesn't entertain me. If they get good I'll cheer and have a good time about it with my friends.
>>154163784Hockey is gay porn in 2026
>>154163655>a few beers with your brosLOL that shapeshifting kike "I'm just a regular schlub like you!" actually works on people?
>>154163754Gary is too generous. I should buy a new jersey to celebrate playoffs and chipotle day
>>154163830hockey is gay softcore for undesirable white womenbig difference
>>154163846Sometimes I wish Gary would start being greedy. He deserves a big payday
>>154163655Everyone here on /hoc/ is fully on board with the boys on Overdrive.
>>154163850I don’t know about that, I think a lot of hockey twitter accounts are non white
>>154163598I only know Mike Portnoy.>>154163823Translation: The Devils are trying to get a better draft pick
dave portnoy almost enjoys pidser as much as i do
>>154163598He’s Jewish
>>154163982where do you work or go to school? its unacceptable for you to be bringing this up
'Nerd' up?
wonder how kevyn adams feels right now
>>154164006Pretty silly if he spells Kevin with a y
i love henrik lundqvist
>>154163582Nelly Furtado came up on my Spotify this morning so I think all the Canadian teams will win today.
>>154163868ODogHayesFrankie CorradoNoodlesDave feschukAaron Korolnek
nelly retardo. vegas and whichever team takes the second wild card spot in the west are both making the playoffs with losing records. its time to go to 12 team playoffs. each division winner gets a bye and each conference has 4 wc spots
>>154164015What’s he doing in Sweden?
>>154164061that's his brother, you IDIOT
>>154164030frankie over noodles is a crazy bad take
back from wagin' bro's
>>154164015Björn Oldeen's hairline spooks me.
>>154164093There’s nothing for me to do since I’m waiting on other people
On January 25th, the Detroit Red Wings were 32-16-5, tied for the most points in the Eastern Conference and the second most points in the league. They were 19-5-3 in their last 27 games and owned the 6th best power play (24.7%) and had a top-10 goal scorer (Alex DeBrincat, 27 goals), a top-15 scorer (Lucas Raymond, 58 points), and their top goalie (John Gibson) had saved 20.8 goals above expected in his last 19 games played. They were well on their way to ending their nine-year playoff drought. Now? Detroit’s poised to become the first team in the salary cap era to be a top-3 team in the league more than halfway through the season and fail to reach the playoffs.What the hell happened?
>>154164259Truly a generational collapse
>>154164259 Detroit has had no lottery picks. Very few elite players make it to free agency, and no one is just trading their top end talent. Mo Seider was a huge ahead-of-its-time hit. Edvinsson is becoming elite. Raymond would be a lottery pick in a redraft. We found finnie in the 7th and soderblam in the 6th. We potentially have future starter goalies in Cossa and Augustine. The athletic rated us as having the 4th best prospect pool while being on the edge of a playoff spot.I get there have been free agency misses, but it’s not like there were a bunch of better players available we should have gotten. We have to try and improve the team with what’s available.Has it worked out like we all hoped? Certainly not. Does Yzerman deserve blame? Of course. But the idea that he’s been a train wreck is ridiculous to me. Given the circumstances, I can’t possibly imagine a different GM doing a massively better job.
>>154164259trust the yzerplan chud
>>154164196kwab
>>154164259Just like my stocks
>>154164298My S&Psies are collapsing :(
Oilers could clinch a playoff spot tonight
>>154164078frankie is sneaky funny, give him a shot
>>154164338why do his head and face look like that
>>154164415Black
oof
>>154164428grim
>>154164428he's one of the good ones
>>154163467This year i can't pay attention to nhl because of a certain distraction. Maybe i will still shitpost though.
>>154164338they're not even playing tonight retard
getting a bit racial, gary
>>154164474Welcome to the pillow fight division
>>154164465no he isnt
>>154164474that's the beauty of it
>>154164474
OvGods making crosbys clitty leak on saturday
>>154164530no he isnt
this board is too sexual for me i'm leaving bye
>>154163582>CANADA: NHL why does mine says USA: NHL
>>154164473You’ll definitely pay attention to playoffs
>>154164259this is like the opposite of my '19 blues
>le find any post to reply to so i can post playoffs shit gimmick kid
Alberta's Official TeamCanada's Official TeamThe Vatican's Official TeamGod's Official TeamSo why aren't you an Oilers fan yet?
>hurricanes and Blackhawks this evening Talk about a shit worthless game, thank you Gary your genius knows no bounds
kings alive
>>154164549yours was hacked by gary's interns
>>154164503Interesting post
>>154164546/fit/ would be better up your alley
>>154164668thanks, man
>>154164259>gave up a first for a 34 yr old
baby shark
>>154164730who is brad treliving? man I've missed /hoc/pardy
What are the odds that there would be two people named Sebastian Aho who are not related in the NHL at the same time?What are the odds that there would be two people named Max Muncy who are not related in MLB at the same time?What are the odds that both of those things would happen in two different leagues at the same time?For considering this math problem, I offer you TNA
>>154164730i hope the ded wongs win the lottery this year
>>154164816What are the odds that more than one NFL player would be named Dontakavavious Smith, but here we are.
I’m exciting to have a /hoc/ bracket this year
one of the most important things you can do to make the playoffs is to win games or at least go to ot. otherwise you dont get any points in the standings.
would you let this brotha play for your team?
>>154164842gary truly killed this league.
>>154164006i used to be friends with a guy named kevin who trooned out and changed it to kevyn
>>154164839Hope I do good I think I finished one of the highest last year
>>154164054cope knights are back and good again
>>154164891New coach bump will wear off in the middle of the first round
>>154164816how about 2x elias petterssons on the same team
>>154164259Should I buy this chart, /biz/?
knights play today
>>154165062play what? because they certainly can't play hockey. kek gottem.
>>154165062just like my islanders
>>154165077no milly
>>154164891Just like my leafs
>>154165097the legendary 'ronto mapel leaes
Brought Sharkie along on our Lake Tahoe trip and he insisted on the best seat at Emerald Bay. Even on the off-season grind, Sharks representation doesn't stop.
>>154165097Auston be looking a little chunky
>>154165207Looks serene
/hoc/'s Jackies HAVE to win tonight
They're not my jackies
>>154165329I'll share them with you fren
What is the timeline for Askarov? I want to preface this by saying this is not an anti Askarov post in any wayI'm not really familiar with how goalie development works. I know that it's usually much slower and more careful than with skaters which makes sense to me, which is why I'm not worried about how he's been doing this season. I honestly hate seeing people tweaking out on him for poor performances. The common sentiment to those types of comments is that he's a rookie and again he's playing in front of a very poor defense, all of which I agree with.My question is at what point does it become "acceptable" (for lack of a better term) to expect strong performances from him? He is a high draft pick mega prospect so clearly there should be high expectations for him eventually. Regardless of the weak defense, he does have a bottom five goals above expected in the league. At this time I don't find it concerning, but at what point does something like that become something to keep an eye on? Thanks!
Heard they're making America's draft registration automatic and mandatory RIP burger hocs
>>154165405War's over, Iran beat us with the Jacques Lemaire neutral zone trap
>>154165421This wars over because China's gonna invade Taiwan next spring
I picked my wife up 20 minutes late because I was stuck at the bank for important reasons and she's mad as fuck and she's not going to let it go for the next 24 hours I suspect
>>154165405It already was. Fortunately there are no /hoc/ posters under 30
My husband was supposed to pick me up today, and he showed up over 20 minutes late. Should I leave him /hoc/?
>>154164503
>>154165483You should forgive him and make him dinner
>>154165490No bs from jt miller
>>154165490libruls often say +/- is a bad measuring stick but sometimes it is correct
>>154165496I can't. I made plans with my boyfriend tonight :/
>>154163823Unironically HUGE for my ruins
My cat is a trans man
>>154165449Find a way to make it up to her
>>154165529I was going to take her to the Bruins game on Saturday but it's $200 a ticket, what the hell, maybe I'll drive the 3 hours to Ottawa and pay $60
>>154165405>implying there is such thing as a non mandatory draftwhat? also i severely doubt theyll draft anyone we have tons of people willingly joining the military and combat is all drones and planes now anyways
If you post on /hoc/, you are too retarded to qualify for the draft
tampon lol
>>154165528great post
luke hughes more like puke jewquinn hughes more like cringe jew
>>154165582Im Canadian but they'll give you a teemu drone and a shitty pistol and tell you to liberate Taiwan/Korea/Japan
>>154165614The only king I'll fight for is Gary Bettman
i just put two zyns in at the same time haha im an absolute madman
>>154165542You’re a good husband :)
Why is laffs/islanders start at 645
next thread should be Our Sennies themed
Things are NOT going well for North Dakota!
>>154165582Jen
>>154165582Only thing that can save /hoc/ posters from the draft is a requirement to be able to skate
Things look horrible for Our Sioux
fighting hawks, actually
>>154165682I'm retarded and I can skate, I'm fucked!
I asked why is the islanders/leafs game at 645?
>>154165689Siouxicide lol
>>154165704We heard you, and we still don't know
>>154165704Don't ask, don't tell
>>154165682Gary would pull some strings to protect us
>Will: uhmmm are we still doing that book club thing?
>>154165720I hate fat libtard women so much
>>154165728But you love the fag posting this fag shit
>>154165736No I don't!
>>154165728Alberta will have them all executed when they seceed
>>154165750>everyone will murder their wives Is homosex a requirement to join america?
>>154165750>all albertan women are summarily executed upon succession
>>154165757Alberta is going to be an independent country
>>154165745Oh yeah, you do, ya Queer
>>154165763But why would they execute fat women?
>>154165768why not?
>a land locked independent countryKwab. Africa tier.
>>154165768They want to export 100% of their energy reserves
>implying we won't geld the large population of males deemed "unfuckable" and then send them to go die in Iran
>>154165778>you will never be a real nation you have no ports
>>154165789Yep
>>154165778it's always funny albertacucks pretend they wouldn't just wind up joining us if they left Canada
I fucking hate Wisconsin man, fuck those alcoholic faggots
do not give a frig about the western conference
>>154165778they are going to conquer bc retard
>>154165778Switzerland and Austria seem to do ok
Can't wait for Vermont to get a qmjhl team
>>154165828>but just then, it occurred to him that the US would have to complete a ferry project from Tijuana to Anchorage Yes, we can, but it's gonna take forever
>19 and 5
>>154165801They are begging to lick your boot
>>154165829Austria has had many economic problems since were partitioned and Vienna lost access to the sea but Switzerland is a good example tho
>>154165750Alberta votes to the left of California.
>>154165720Why are women so perverted?
>>154165868Switzerland is a terrible example because it is literally the elitist banking country and they dont fuckin let outsiders in. Their entire economy is "rich people keep their money here" and chocolate.
>>154165881Gary will keep his money in Alberta
>>154165881They’re the Cayman Islands of Europe. I wish I could live there
>>154165881alberta should do that then, simple
Gary makes his league too obvious.Barring any freak injuries or other run ending events this what the Gary formula seems to be 3 Sunbelt teams and 1 Canada team for viewership retention = money. So really take any of the Sunbelt teams and one Canada team and thats virtually equally a good prediction. >b-but i believe in MY team and I want MY team to win so therefore your predictions are retarded Thats nice, does Gary believe in your team? Cause thats all that matters come playoff time.
>>154165829are they literally the only ones?lmaoalberta doesnt have access to centuries of generational wealth
>>154165899You're batshit insane if you think the Oilers are even going to sniff the WCF this year.
what's the fattest province?
>>154165915The maritimes living fat off my dime.
>>154165915newfies
well, sorry Fighting SiouxLooks like the teams gonna shit the bed this year
>>154165915alberta for sure>>154165924kys
>>154165915Michigan
>>154165926Zellers will score 5 goals!
>>154165915Greenland
>>154165899Your team is shit and run by a retard.
>taking end of season games seriouslyonly a fool does this, surely you don't, right anon?
>>154165899I believe in MY team and I want MY team to win so therefore your predictions are retarded
>>154165926wish all 4 teams could losenuke the arena or something
>>154165956hell yeah
>>154165899>starslol>oilerslol>caneslol
it's 3pm on a Thursday afternoon in Las Vegas for the frozen four
>>154165961yeah nobody gives a shit lmao
Sure, why not>First Vegas, then Tehran
>>154165956see>>154165971>the ran>the ran so far aw-ay-ay-ay
>>154165926The “Fighting Sioux” nickname, which UND had used as its identity since 1930, was retired in 2012 following years of pressure from the NCAA. They have been the Fighting Hawks since 2015.
>>154165981oh, Ok>look how serious I'm taking you...
>>154165778alberta is the upper volta of north america
Good evening /hoc/*kisses you*
>>154165971>Nuke the Mojave again 928 times wasn't enough?
>>154166029
>>154166019smooches, Anon... >and then he slept through the entire Thursday night schedule
ND had a 5 on 2 they should cycled it around before shooting
They should conclude the game after the penalty is over with because that was pathetic
>>154166030
>>154165915the other 50 states
>>154165924>alberta only gib >alberta never takes
>>154165899>does Gary believe in your team?no :(
>>154166086Gary believes in all of us anon
nvke the sunbelt
>>154166081Whole lotta evil behind this scam
why such an odd start time?
Will UND score a goal?
>>154165899No sweaty, my HECKIN STARSIES are winning it all.
>>154166100Gary wants to celebrate islanders eliminate day early
I drive a honda civic
gary got bored of celebrini real quick. time for some fresh meat. preferably with sparkles in their eyes and a tight hole.
>>154166113based
it's not particularly cold tonight
>>154166113>supporting the north american auto industry Based
>>154166113I don'tWhy even live?
0% chance of rain or me asking
>>154166100
>>154165682Omfg these draft spam posts have made their way to /hoc/NORMIES GET OUT
I'm not chill and constantly on edge
>supporting the US auto industry by buying JapaneseI own and drive a Toyota Corolla HB
>scoreless draw at UBS
>>154166136the dealer said mine was made in canada :)
Oh dam i forgot that game started early why did gary do that
>>154166160Current NA civics are made in Ontario or Indiana and the japs are the only people making good cars in north america .
>>154166176Yuck!
sup bro's i am at work KWAB
>>154166187Can I get a 10 piece McNugget with hot mustard sauce please?
>>154166187Have a good shift bro
>>154166183that's explains why they don't have cupholders
>>154166187Stay strong bro!
>>154166167Btfo>>154166187Say you have AIDS and need to leave early tonight
Jackies game starts pretty soon guys. MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
wow already?
Why would you have rear cupholders on a Honda Civic? It's a coupe, it barely has a backseat, and you should be cited for transporting grown adults back there ffs >laffs
Shitty ass >laffs I need the Isles to lose
OH FUCK ISLANDERS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?
Our Sennies play right now :)
>>154166217mine is a sedan
>>154166213GO JACKIES!
it's up
>>154166232still a midrange car
>>154166231That they do :)
neat found a stream that shows the camera feeds instead of ads or still pictures
>>154166238FUCK YOU SHANNON AND FUCK THE FAGGOT ASS FLYERS
gotta watch jeopardy first
slippy soucy
>>154166240idk what that means
>>154166253What are things I didn't ask about?
>>154166253got 10 of 12 on J6! today
>>154166262so you don't know?
>>154166262This man spent time in the Air Force before a tragic burrito delivery accident and suffered an infamous loss on April 17 2022
>>154166253>>154166262nicei watch "questions pour un champion" between periods, it's like the french version of jeopardy
>>154166276that sounds gay as fuck
>>154166274Who is TRB?
>>154166269>>154166276cool!
>>154166278mmm i'm going to need a complete name
Time for Caufield to get his 50th
>>154166278he will be joining us lateryou can introduce yourself then
>>154166285Who is The Raped Bitch?
>>154166113I have a Subaru Impreza
>>154166294and the audience goes wild
>>154166297Sup mitch how was rehab
>>154166261That means your "sedan" isn't a full-size sedan, it's midrange(it's smaller), and most Civics are made to be hatchbacks anyway, which means instead of a trunk, it has a hatch door at the rear, to insert larger size items for, like, single Moms or whatever >lemme know if you need me to define any more of these automotive terms for you, sir
>>154166297based. my first car was an 06 impreza wagon. it was a piece of shit but it was MY piece of shit. I miss that car.
>>154166304Thanks. I'll take Bettman Phrases for $800
STOP SCREAMING AT MISS CAUFIELD IDIOTS
wings scar *sigh* *unzips*
>>154166308raped bitch
>>154166308tell me more about these single moms
i got all of them righthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwDM6fSGo74
>>154166308this guy lost to bud
>>154166308The term is mid-size, raped bitch
We're all Denver Pioneers fans here, right?
>>154166333lol no
>>154166330>>154166326>>154166320good posts
>>154166333doesn't matter anymore. they should have lost the basketball game. Michigan that is
>>154166323>it's realcmtsu
https://shop.nhl.com/dallas-stars/dallas-stars-chad-and-jake-black-personalized-insulated-lunchbox/t-69159515+p-4688006078258+z-7-2468549552KEK
>>154166113a real american drives a v8 454 hemi big block 8.3L turbo powered straight piped monster truck
>>154166366just found my christmas gift for copey!
>>154166366Niceso is Dylan from Spain, or, like.. what's up with that?
>>154166323KEK /hoc/ runs the world
8 more days
>team has super mario power up sound when their penalty is over
>>154166366We told you garys interns post here
>islanders leafsislanders three points behind wc2, deboer's had three days to work with them>sabres jacketssabres two points up on the lightning for 1 east, jackets two points behind the flyers for metro 3 and the sens for wc2>wings flyerswings -3 for wc2, flyers +2 for metro 3>habs lightningtied for east 2>devils penguinsno particular stakes>sens catssens +2 for wc2, -4 for wc1>blues jetsblues -6 for wc2, jets -4>hawks canescanes +2 for east 1>avs flamesno stakes>stars wildfour point game for home ice>mams predspreds hold wc2 by one point over the kings with one more game played, no particular stakes for the mams>ducks sharksducks are one point behind the knights for home ice>krak knightsas above>kings nuckskings are -1 for wc2
who's Chad and Jake
>Gary's interns just told an intern that interns post here
im chad
deboer got these lil niggas movin
>>154166369literally me
>>154166387Two fags
>>154166391I'm Jakemytsery solved
>>154166396I got a back up mic right here
I'm the fat retarded American
Peeoria been in our ass this quarter but still can't score
>>154166409How do they pay for that position? Do you get dental?
>>154166333/our guys/ didn't even make it
>>154166409>the
What happened to the Panthers this year? Was it just injuries?
>>154166415I get $200/month in store credit at the NHL Shop
>>154166420Fatetime for Tampa Bay to win one and extend the series> My Big Pick for next season is Edmonton/Florida III, the Non-Consecutive Series
some scoreful leads alreadythanks garry!
>>154166431Good to see you fren
>>154166431why bolts so testy?
>>154166420second worst save percentage in the league
>>154166450a direct result of all the injured skaters
Listening to the Habs fans still seething at Kucherov gives me a chuckle
Our Jackies :'(
>>154166463its a bit dumb to boo players or goalies but ive seen worse on this board
Ncaa tourney is so much better than iihf or whatever other bullshit you guys watch
Flyers?
>>154166483Agreed
>>154166420played an extra season in playoff games
Good night /hoc/
>>154166486Are gay
>>154166482Imagine I'm mildly stupid, but I mean well, and explain this to me.
>>154166495this
Wonder which retard team is going to pay Raddysh in the off seqson
>>154166495that
>>154166482>3v3 ot is fraudulent
>>154166503Honestly with Hedman’s collapse Tampa might try to keep him
>>154166500green good red bad
>>154166500I have a degree in engineering and I don't understand the chart
>>154166514Probably, but the announcers were talking him up like some guy breaking out at age 30 is going to get a huuuuuuge payday
our Sensies :)
>>154166518I mean someone is definitely going to give him something like 6x$8
go Budgies
Dengods its our turn
holding hands with a girl
>>154166524Based
FUCK YOU NORTH DAKOTA
>>154166561we don't do that here
>>154166561>holding hands with someone who likes menu gay
kissing a man on the lips
>>154166585gary would never
>>154166564
>>154166585based
>>154166561a nfl coach was just in the news for this
>>154166585We do that here
>>154166585Lewd :3
>>154166585hot
>>154166585no homo tho
leafs aren't even pretending to give a shit
>>154165828LOL Alberta invading the best non Quebec hockey province lol
My tummy hurts
>>154166620Swallow too much cum lately?
>>154166620Swallow too little cum lately?
half a bong
>>154166620Swallow too much dunkin lately?
>>154166483>>154166490Maybe if you don't actually like quality hockey and just care about tribalism
>>154166631>>154166637>>154166645Not enough cum dunkin unfortunately
Fags
Is it too late to hydrate?
>>154166673I look like that and I do that
>>154166675nice timing
>>154166685classic trb
Why are there so many empty seats at the Bell Centre?
>>154166692gas pricespossibly
>>154166692people haven't gotten back to their seats yet
>>154166692standing in line for those hot dogs?
>>154166692its the sections with a buffet so they are under the seats eating and drinking while watching the game on screens
>>154166705>Canadians can't get through a hockey game without stuffing themselves at a buffet
based veleno
imagine being a toronto maple leafs fan
Why don't they serve baked beans at hockey games that would hit the spot
chimpout in mon ray all
Some scummy shit yanking the cage off a guy with a broken face and them punching him
>>154166726
>>154166516the canucks aren't "frauds" though... the numbers say they suck and so does everyone. it's sorted by what i assume is regulation wins against strength of schedule, and the biggest fraud should be the minnesota wild, right? you need to compare the delta of their pts and their pts with SOS factored in then sort b y that I think
>Fuck up icing call>Line brawl
>>154166728cry, bitch
leafs are so fucking badif the islanders were playing anyone else tonight, they would be losing
>>154166728Yeah he should just punch the cage
>>154166726They have baked beans at four arenas, Vegas, Detroit, Nashville and Sunrise Surprisingly, not at the TD Gardens
>>154166748Just like the Habs fans are still doing about Kucherov? Wahhhh we got our ass beat and he said mean words !!!
>>154166756Baked beans are Mexican coded
reffies making em seethe
>calder rookie breaking records>Must win game>New coach > 5,800 people per square mile>over 8 million residentsAnd still so many empty seats. Move it all to Hamilton. Fucking ingrates
>>154166756google says only Nashville. Miami Heat but not the panthers arena
stripes will never hide their Habs bias
>>154166743Fucking up icing is kind of a big deal. You might have to bake an entire new cake!
>>154163467I have never seen this version of the meme before
good morning frens :D time to watch my flyers
>>154166775goggles drunk
>>154166770Islanders have been a money laundering operation since Yashin
>>154166781Good morning!
my wangies
>>154163467Refs doing everything in their power to fuck the flyers Kek not even hiding it at this point. One of the most one sided I’ve seen in a while.
>>154166781reffies dominating the game
I want to see a girl's butt irl
>>154166778JEN
>>154166803it was 1-1 when i started watching :(
>he says he's from west philadelphia, born and raised
>>154166781Huomenta Pekka :D
phenomenal game from skinner what a chad
i like how whenever someone from the us olympic team handles the puck in centre tard they all boo despite no frogs being on the canadian teami thought you stupid smelly frenchman wanted to be independent, kind of cucked you're defended the honor of a bunch of anglo chads kwab
>>154166804That's illegal
Our Jackies HAVE to come back
>>154166790>>154166814hello! :D
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT50 GOAL GAUFIELD
>>154164259>What the hell happened?They were fake. Their goalie was stealing games for them but they always had a negative goal differential. It's not sustainable to win with a negative goal differential (obviously). But when you win 2-1 and lose 6-2. It catches up in a 82 game season.
we don't have to shut the fuck up anymore!
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTCAUFIELD 50 GOALS!!!!
50Caufield50
GOAL 50 CAUFIELD LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154166804You know they fart and poop from there right?
waow regular season statpadding so beyseddd
Why did my shits call up a bunch of AHL guys to stick them in the press boxWhy is Berube a massive retardI wish I could be watching my Habbies
50FIELD
LMAOOOO flylels
OUR DEAR LEADER
ruin 50 goal by showing it with some old retard clapping like its his first time ever doing it. oh wait, thats the wef puppet installed without an election. nvm, carry on.
based short king with 50!
>>154166853Ya fuck him
>>154166616>quebec>goodwhat year is it
>>154166860Even if they win they wont be in a playoff spot
>>154166853I wish leftoids actually hated wef bankers like they pretend to.
so they let that goal in, right? vas is behind the red line on a basic 2 on 1 somehow. free empty net 50. is it just because they were required to let it in with carney in attendance?
Caufield's CANADIAN dad is crying
>>154166819There's not a single nation or ethnicity that doesn't hate you now
>>154166873Why does Shartney pretend to care so much when he is turning Canada into Venezuala
I can't believe Caufield didn't go to the olympics
>the Q League took time out of the Armada game to congratulate CaulfieldNEAT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>154166881sizeism
>>154166874What a softpusy
As a manlet, I'm proud of Caufield
>>154166881A lot of head scratchers in the Olympic drafts desu
Remember Martian St. Louis
>>154166819Like almost every other first world country, boomer retards actually listen and velieve the retarded shit that goes on tv and gladly vote and act against the interest of everyone else
>>154166881Absolute fuckery I tell ya
>>154166882all five people in attendance
did i really go to bed early so i can wake up and watch detroit manhandle my flyers :(
>laffs allowed 34 shots in two periodsI hate these fuckin niggas They don't give a FUCK about their goaliesPeople wonder why they are injured all the timeFUCK MAN
My Bolts might look like shit but at least we can all laugh at the Wings as they miss the playoffs again
This was also Slaf's 70th point and Nick's 97th
>>154166910but Pete DeBoer is Mr. Game 79
>>154166904pewp :(
>>154166904That's not how you play chess silly
QUESTIONS FOR THE CANADIANSWhen will Sid retire from playing Olympic hockey and become the national team's coach?? This upcoming winter Olys or the next?
>>154166915Leafs deserve to explode, retards changed nothing for 10 years, and are surprised when everything fell apartI am glad my Oilers actually are able to get somewhere
>>154166910I feel bad for Stolarz and woll
>>154166915If a 7 is involved or there'sa 7 in it, petey is down7/10's7/11The 7 seasHe's fucking about it bros
>>154166836You WILL shut the fuck up.
>Habs fans cheering an injuryPretty classless
if I was some 60 year old chud politician in an ill-fitting suit I would cross the floor in parliament just so I could feel like 1990s Hulk Hogan
congrats to the habsies on their first 50 scorer since richer
>>154166925This ain't soccer, my brown friend
wat should I have for dinner?
>>154166943Soup
>>154158901>>154158901
>>154166943Hummus veggie sandwich
>>154166944soup's not a meal
>>154166943chimkin
>>154166945Get lost newfag
I doubt he wants to coach
>>154166925he should do it the MSLway. coach peewee in Nova Scotia and then coach the Flyers
>>154166949Soup can be a meal
kek Corey Perry mindfucking the habs with his tomfoolery
>>154166938>1990
My power is half out. This is bizarre
>>154166966That doesnt sound right
>>154166959>Hutson running away from old man PerryCoward tbqh
>>154166928That's what I'm referring to, Stolarz got ran over and was out for two months, after just coming back from a serious concussion, and NO ONE gave a fuckThese guys have never been a team, I've seen it for years, but they stuck with it.No dog in them because none of them like each other, and the "Core 4" only wanted to dick measure contractsThank God it's over, and we don't have to pretend the leafs have any sort of expectation to be good anymore desu
>>154166966You tripped a breaker retard
>>154166966anon .. you have to replace lightbulbs when they go out
>>154166966Check your breaker dumb-san
>>154166982JEN
>>154166966Are you the same retard that didn't know how to change a tire?
>>154166976but it was very exciting ten years for you wasn't it, new rebuild shouldn't take that long so you're barely older fren when that happens :)
>>154166949neither is sushi
>>154166993>had to use a guide>had to call a cab>had to use a gameshark
>>154166977No, it's the entire apartment building.
Are we recycling threads or should i make a new one?
>>154166993kek, 5 hours to remove one lugnutt
Josh Anderson putting beating on that dude
Lightning/Habs is awesome
>>154166995Nah I didn't most of it desu, I was too busy chasing girlsthe last 3 years were the most I cared
Real new>>154140558
>>154158901>>154158901>>154158901NEW
>>154167011Go home newfag
>>154166739>it's sorted by what i assume is regulation wins against strength of schedule, and the biggest fraud should be the minnesota wild, right?among contenders, yep>you need to compare the delta of their pts and their pts with SOS factored in then sort b y that I thinkwouldn't that just equal SOS? SOS was useful earlier in the season where it could be fifteen or twenty percent. now it's just a conference split, only team in the west with a positive SOS is the nucks loli'll probably put some more thought into the chart in the offseason, i started it in 24 when i found a list of points % vs contenders and i never found where i got that from again. just thought it was fun to put some numbers together and see how the colors turn out.
>>154166944>>154166947>>154166951Decided on borgir
>>154166965seems like only yesterday
>>154167111Dimmu Borgir?
