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Bee Yourself Edition
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PADRES!!!
THIS IS A PADRES THREAD NOW BECAUSE I WAS FIRST!!!

HAHA PADS
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what do they keep in their fannypacks?
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Mets?
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mfw baseball is on
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poodres kek
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>>154166992
a comb, baby oil, and big league chew
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I love baseball. I'm a freak. I'm watching the game right now. Got my dick out. Got lotion. I'm stroking my dick with lotion to the baseball game.
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>>154166997
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mfw there's no dodger baseball tonight
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idea: catel meowtre
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Let's be kind to all the Cubs girls in this thread
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>Jew York Mets
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>>154166992
hand warming stuff
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>>154167008
this and some pepperjack desu
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>>154167013
I sent marte's mom a text last night lol
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Can someone edit yankees and mets hats onto this?
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>>154167038
how about no. dipshit.
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umpchads wya?
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>>154167047
the self sabotage is worth a few calls overturned
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LETS GO!!!
I think you let McLean go 1 more, he's feeling it rn
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>>154167045
Don't make me angry. I rape people when I'm angry.
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holy shit
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nolan mclean IS winning the cy young and rookie of the year in the same season ;)
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At what point do managers start telling some of these hitters to chill the fuck out on this ABS. Saw A dude challenge (and lose) on a fucking 1-0 count yesterday. Made it 1-1. Just fucking retarded challenge.
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>>154166950
When Steve Cohen bought the mest in 2020, mests fans took to social media like never before, boasting that the mest would be MLBs next great dynasty because Cohen was going to spend whatever he had to to buy a championship.

Well, it's been six years. The mest have spent the most money on payroll in MLB in that time. The mest haven't even won a division in that time.

2021 = finished 3rd in the division
2022 = 2nd
2023 = 4th
2024 = 3rd
2025 = 2nd
2026 = currently in 2nd

mest are not a serious organization, and their fans are buffoons.
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Watch them put lovelady in now and throw the game
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>>154167038
youre malcolm
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>>154167082
Keep seething ;)
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>>154167090
Those aren't real hats
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>>154167082
>Cohen
>Spend money
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>>154167094
Do you really think non mest fans are seething that the mest do nothing but fail to win their own division?
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>>154167101
they look pretty real to me
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>>154167082
The Mets had one of the dumber jews buy the team. Bad break desu.
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marcus simian
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Hey guys! If there’s no baseball to watch, the chihuahuas are playing
https://www.ballysports.com/zones/milb/game/today
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>>154167082
I've been prone to buffoonery that much I will say
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>>154167108
Not him but yes.
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>>154167038
explain the significance
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>1987
we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year
>1988
or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star
>1989
okay, new goals
>1990
the goal is to win the division every year
>1991
this time, this is the year
>1992
I mean, this year
>1993
new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp
>1994
strike? maybe every other year
>1995
we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)
>1996
we are the most analytical team in the sport
>1997
new goal, winning the division isn’t important
>1998
just have to get to the postseason
>1999
wild card is a crapshoot
>2000
Subway Series, we’re back baby
>2001
new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important
>2002
I’m rolling it back, you know, because
>2003
wait till next year
>2004
new goal, just have to get to the postseason
>2005
we have a lineup of hairy monsters again
>2006
division title, this is our year
>2007
new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse
>2008
just don’t collapse on the last day again
>2009
wait till next year
>2010
we are the most analytical team in the sport
>2011
new goal, winning isn’t important
>2012
just have to get to the postseason
>2013
new goal, .500 would be nice
>2014
wait till next year
>2015
NL Pennant, this time this is the year
>2016
or at least make the playoffs again
>2017
injuries? welp, maybe every other year
>2018
deGrom Cy Young, we’re back
>2019
new goal, wild card is a crapshoot
>2020
short season, whatever
>2021
new goal, just have to get to the postseason
>2022
101 wins, fully operational death star again
>2023
biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr
>2024
NLCS run, we’re so back
>2025
wait, what happened?
>2026
xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next year

Are the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
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>>154167108
All I think is that you are seething :^)
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>>154167125
that's not a real team
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>>154167126
Should've just clipped the second one imo
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>>154167126
check his fingers
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>>154167082
>two second place finishes
>two third place finishes
>one fourth place finish
>highest payroll in baseball

he remains employed thanks only to being a member of the tiny hats club
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>>154167156
if I were a pitcher I would stuff my hands in my pants and scratch my balls after the third out is made to mindfuck the umpies
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which team has the most cute and funny fans?
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skitzokees kek
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>>154167169
LOL
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>>154167169
he can't help himself kek
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>>154167164
>>154167125
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>>154163926
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>>154167163
is smegma a grip enhancer?
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Today marks 39 years, 5 months, and 14 days since the Mest won their last World Series. Very, very few Mest fans under the age of 50 years old today can actually remember the last Mest championship.

LET
THAT
SINK
IN
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oops all 1-0 slurpers
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Nolan :)
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>>154167202
this pepe does not pass the eye test
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i dont think the metties just made a wise decision
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Nolan :)
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So, how many pins do you got on your hat, and what's the oldest one?
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nice job Nolan. you can see he's upset he didn't get through the inning but still a great effort
>>154167206
glad you made it Kiwi-san. he looked quite good today. untouchable in spots
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>>154167209
lol
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>>154167216
manchild
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>>154167199
source?
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kek FAGGets!
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>>154167218
I'm always watching brother x just got back from the office so can post now
he's been great today, really happy to see it especially after yesterday's poor start from Peterson
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why is there a soccer field in the mets outfield?
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sneks
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no...NO!!!
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>>154167210
kek
final score 4-1 sneks
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mest lol
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Faggot ass mest kek
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Yep the White Sox are as cursed as cursed can be
https://twitter.com/i/status/2042398954403332214
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o no mesties o nooooo
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jfc kek
can't have anything nice
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oof
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no... NO!!
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i told you so!
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The MDS in this thread is huge.
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>>154167026
Tastykake 'em!!
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>vientos at first
>vientos at first
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>Mest
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>>154167244
hope antonacci is fine
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>>154167267
it was a tough throw for Mark to make even if he was perfect on it
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mest ballbusting is the funniest, followed by poodre ballbusting
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loooooooooooooooooooooool mest!
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FAGGets kek!
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>>154167279
Pete could've done it.
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>>154167220
Fuck you I still have the one from when my team's park opened.
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my sneks :)
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no...NO!!!
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>>154167232
the MLS team plays there
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it's over
barring a Sneks meltdown the bats are too quiet to come back now
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second time mendoza gave mclean too much rope and it backfired
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>Don't forget to grab a couple hot dogs and visit the merch shop on the way out goy!
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man Mets offense has been muted for a few games now. they need to stop doing spring training in FL, the cold spring weather in NY is fucking up their performance
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billagoods status?
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>Weaver getting booed mercilessly
deserved
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>new york city baseball
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What the FUCK was that??
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frank the tank status?
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Sing with me!

Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.
Head for the park and greet the Fagets.
Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,
Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.
Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,
Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.
Long Island, New Jersey, Brooklyn, Queens, Uptown and Down,
Let's go Fagets, they are cummin' all over New York town.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
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>>154167311
solda
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Thanks Weaver
Seriously
Thank you
Thanks
No Really Thanks Weaver
Great job
Thanks
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>>154167244
Fuck everything even more
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>Mest
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why must it be like this
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>>154167324
I hope he stays out there for the 8th
Kek
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>1987
we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year
>1988
or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star
>1989
okay, new goals
>1990
the goal is to win the division every year
>1991
this time, this is the year
>1992
I mean, this year
>1993
new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp
>1994
strike? maybe every other year
>1995
we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)
>1996
we are the most analytical team in the sport
>1997
new goal, winning the division isn’t important
>1998
just have to get to the postseason
>1999
wild card is a crapshoot
>2000
Subway Series, we’re back baby
>2001
new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important
>2002
I’m rolling it back, you know, because
>2003
wait till next year
>2004
new goal, just have to get to the postseason
>2005
we have a lineup of hairy monsters again
>2006
division title, this is our year
>2007
new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse
>2008
just don’t collapse on the last day again
>2009
wait till next year
>2010
we are the most analytical team in the sport
>2011
new goal, winning isn’t important
>2012
just have to get to the postseason
>2013
new goal, .500 would be nice
>2014
wait till next year
>2015
NL Pennant, this time this is the year
>2016
or at least make the playoffs again
>2017
injuries? welp, maybe every other year
>2018
deGrom Cy Young, we’re back
>2019
new goal, wild card is a crapshoot
>2020
short season, whatever
>2021
new goal, just have to get to the postseason
>2022
101 wins, fully operational death star again
>2023
biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr
>2024
NLCS run, we’re so back
>2025
wait, what happened?
>2026
xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next year

Are the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
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we'll be better once Lindor heats up and Soto is back. Vientos, Baty, Robert, Alvarez are already reliable. Bichette is working his way back up. Polanco will be fine as well
have faith friends. we're still playing .500 ball while having no offense
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kek
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MDS at an all time high in the genny
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>>154167347
>Lindor heats up
x doubt
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*sips*
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>mest getting raped
>mestfag in damage control
Another day in /mlb/
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>>154167361
C U T E
U
T
E
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>>154167347
no you won't. no they aren't. no he isn't. no he won't. no you aren't.
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>>154167347
I believe (ya gotta)
agree Bo is looking better as the days go by too, but a bit concerned about Lindor currently
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>mets lose
>yankees lose
it's 9/11 all over again
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>>154167368
kek
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>>154167372
it's hard to doubt Lindor. he went through cold stretches last year as well. he's a .260-.270 guy but he'll be productive as hell when he's hot. don't forget he went 30/30 last year and that wasn't even his first time. other than his debut year with the Mets, he's always been a 5-6 WAR player
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Post instances of someone being read like the Qu'ran.
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que?
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>>154167382
yea for sure, still early days
I see Polanco has an injury as well though? :/
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The NL East is gonna be a bloodbath this year
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>>154167402
yeah they're not ruling out a stint on the IL unfortunately
Soto is probably still a week+ out as well
at least we still have most of the pitching to look forward to while we work through it :)
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mest
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If it's not 2-4 minimum by the end of the 8th I'm going downstairs and watching more gilmore girls.
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>competition feels really balanced this year, with a lot of teams performing better than expected
then theres the dodgers...
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>>154167347
METS CAN DO IT I BELIEVE
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>>154167428
the injuries will pile up eventually
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>>154167432
used to fuck a coworker with this build. breddy nice tbqhwy
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hava nagila, yo
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Did the mets forget to sign a bullpen again?
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>>154167428
it's literally the Dodgers and 29 shitters. Easiest 3-peat ever.
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>>154167416
grim
a sweep of the As would make me feel better right about now, not looking forward to that Dodgers series away kek
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>>154167440
Cohen got his casino he doesn’t care anymore
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Mets deserve to have a billion dollar payroll (no luxury tax included) in order to be a competitive franchise.
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Yeah yeah, guess it's go next game.
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>>154167432
>tattoos
>fake eyebrows
>$2 haircut
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>Mest
itkeepshappening.gif
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topkek
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>>154167432
>tattoos
dropped
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>>154167408
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>>154167440
no, Myers/Raley/Weaver/Williams is quite good
Brabozoan can also be very good. Lovelady is a meme but he can eat innings. same with Manaea
Minter should be back soon
>>154167445
from your lips to God's ears. hopefully we're in a better spot by the time we play LAD
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at least it's not a shutout, r..right lads?
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>>154167438
you've never had sex
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can you guys watch the rockies with me...
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My boricua ass needs a fucking mettiebros
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>>154167475
i've had sex with more men and women than you could possibly imagine precious
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>>154167473
Delicious tummy

>>154167476
The whatsies?
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>>154167476
I will once my Metsies have finished dropping spaghetti all over Citi Field
shes so cute bros
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>>154167473
corrrr
but who let her out of the house like that
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no...NO!!!
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mclean should get permission to rape one member of the metties bullpen as compensation for this ludicrous display
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burn him
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yeea its over, gg sneks
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more like the new york meatballs
haha
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>>154167468
hope all those lads stay healthy cause we really need it
Manaea's velocity was concerning the last few appearances
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Mets are averaging 20 runs given up per game, surely this is sustainable.
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Mets are a disgrace
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I love watching fans boo their own team.
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gape the FAGGets
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>mest have been good two times in my life
>ass raped by the Yankees and Roylels
What a sad franchise
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>>154167456
>>154167452
I love daddy issue women more for me
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>>154167504
his team is so heavy, he can't even carry them to a win vs the White Sox
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>losing to the dbacks
Kek remember when mestfags were talking like they were hot shit day ago
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>>154167504
can't wait till he's a Dodger
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>>154167523
life comes at you fast my friend
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mets fucking suck lol
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>THE CITY AND STATE OF JEW YORK
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>>154167523
sneks are a marquee team
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Welp see you tomorrow.
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>>154167504
bobby whipp jr is a grand wizard SS imo
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>>154167535
i fucked her
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>>154167529
>mets fucking suck
all for the low, low price of $365 million in payroll
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>faGGETs getting gaped
They enjoy it
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I'm gonna go to bed. it's 9:30pm here. no way the Mets come back
see you guys tomorrow for some Clay Holmes kino. hopefully the bats wake up a bit
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>>154167535
based Lorelei appreciator
>>
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>>154167552
Another life wasted cheering for the mets
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for the price of 1 bo they could have at least picked up some mediocre relievers
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WE ENDED THE 7 RUN MELTDOWN INNING!! HURRAH!!!

alright gn
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Giving the Mets some wishing energy.
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>>154167552
Glad someone caught this
>daddy Im cold do we HAVE to watch the Mets lose till the 9th?
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>>154167552
Bills fan energy
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>>154167562
>Damnit Cody, I paid good money for these tickets and we're gonna stay til the end!
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>>154167561
x
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>>154167522
You were saying?
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>>154167576
the sux are currently winning more they were when that was posted
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>>154167576
they're still losing on my stream
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>>154167572
>When mom and Tyrone take us to the Yankees they win, I HATE the Mests AND YOU!
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>>154167591
>>154167587
Just wait for it
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>>154167604
ok, futurebro
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>>154167600
which one do you think drops the creamiest turdlets?
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Rockies are playing to not be in last place in the NL West. They're a better team than last season.
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skitzokees kek
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>>154167613
Giants already did that for them
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>>154167610
Mets girls cause the Mets are SHIT
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MDS Index of the genny tonight?
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SS diff
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does frank survive the season?
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>>154167634
you might be onto something
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nice hit
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>>154167637
i hope not
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no doggie doos today? east coast media strikes again....
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>>154167637
https://x.com/MattPiperJenks/status/2042414882255954274

he will have a stroke soon at this rate
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>mest boughted Luis Garcia
HOLY KEK YOU RETARDS DESERVE THIS. THAT IDIOT ONLY PERFORMS WELL DOGSHIT TEAMS.
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Rockies! Padres! Fight for my amusement!
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Chisox are going to blow this one aren't they?
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>>154167681
bobby just took an at bat, so probably not
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>Braves off today
>Still get to laugh at the Mests
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>>154167661
kek I wonder if he has a job
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Welcome to Jersey Mike's, what can I get you?
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>>154167665
That’s why they thought he would be good
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>>154167706
nothing, just want to say hi to danny devito
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>>154167706
one with the italian meats, but it has to have the red chili spread. without it, it's just a decent sandwich
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Time to meet your daddy
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GG Mets
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>>154167706
chesbrger
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>>154167723
daly's son's pretty good too
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GG Sneks
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gg sneks ya sneaked on past us
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>>154167730
FUCK MY BORICUA ASS
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>>154167723
But San Diego is the dads
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Teach me a lesson
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>be Mest
>lose
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>>154167744
Padres are priests, they don't have kids (usually)
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I’m not afraid of ghosts
I’m not afraid of sharks
I’m not afraid of cancer
I’m just afraid of snakes
They really creep me out
Where are their arms and legs?
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poodrepacos thought that was gone kek
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>>154167760
Yr mum does lel (because I impregnated her)
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>>154167778
hi dad
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MDS Index?
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Where is 2hu dadspie
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>be Mest
>complain about gamethreads
>lose
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>>154167800
MDS detected
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>>154167764
sneakin'
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>>154167788
That’s my wife you’re talking about
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>>154167809
I fucked her
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>In this particular thread, there are weak individuals who unconditionally support the underperforming New York Mets baseball team.
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>>154167764
God banned them from having limbs because one of them tricked Adam and Eve
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>be mestfag
>team sucks cock every single year since 86
>still come to /sp/ to get shit on daily
Humiliation ritual
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Randy Vasquez and Reynaldo Lopez are the same person
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>>154167788
fake fan alert
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>>154167764
i have something that will scare you...
*unzips*
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mest got absolutely raped and gaped

the question is, did they enjoy it?
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Archie Bunker and George Jefferson are the same person
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FAGGets kek!!!
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The Mets aren't gonna win the division this year. They've had like a million chances since 2015 and kept messing it up. So, how are they gonna pull it off with the full strength NL East this time?
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>>154167872
it starts tomorrow with Cleveland sweeping the Braves.
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>>154167872
>>154167858
>>154167854
>>154167851
MDS on the rise
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How are the who's going to blow this one?
>>
have you ever mistakenly cheered a deep field flyout thinking it was a homer?
dont lie
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>>154167880
The Atlanta Braves have conclusively re-established themselves as a formidable force in Major League Baseball, having successfully rehabilitated from their previous injuries. Their offensive prowess is particularly noteworthy, with players exhibiting exceptional power and precision in their at-bats. Conversely, the Cleveland Guardians have demonstrated a susceptibility to the long ball, inadvertently creating opportunities for opposing teams to exploit their vulnerability in the extra-base realm.
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>>154167897
IRL no. On TV yes, but don't let the genny know or they will laugh
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>bobby is getting an at bat
it's over, white sox
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Either the Padres are trash or the Rockies got better in the offseason.
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>>154167903
>sloppa posting
ishygddt
>>
Mets Deflowered Sissies
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>>154167911
>he fails to visually monitor both the fielder and the projectile, precluding accurate trajectory prediction and distance estimation.
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>>154167912
It's over alright.
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>>154167920
lolmaokekaroo oh they gon be MAD mad
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The Rockies have a lot of good young players they were just saddled with a bunch of disaster contracts
They might actually become competitive in the coming years
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>Total White Sox Victory!
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>>154163926
I thought Salt Lake was an Angels affiliate
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That’s a white Sox winner
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>>154167883
why'd you tag me?
what do any of randy vasquez, reynaldo lopez, archie bunker, or george jefferson have to do with the mets?
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>>154167944
Attention seeking behavior
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Denver shouldn't have a team. Baseball is not meant to be played at that elevation.
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has boba chette done anything yet?
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>>154167943
>>154167933
>>154167928
>white sox win
>but I have to listen to schriffen talk and "celebrate"
Even when they win we lose. Why can't we replace him with McKnight permanently?
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the sux fuck ya
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if I was the White Sox I would drop the "white" as it is racist. Red Sox too. One can just be the Sox while the other could be the Rainbox Sox for inclusivity and acceptance.
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PRRRRRRT
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>>154167944
He just wants give people (You)s since he takes it up the ass all thread
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kek poodres
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>>154167960
Entertainment purposes or nepotism
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>POODRES
BAU BAU
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The Rox are tough, aren't they, fellas?
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You can just tell Manny and Tatis hate playing for the Padres
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>>154167706
Numbah thirteen please, rosemary parm, Mike's way. Ee-zee.
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So are the Rockies actually not gonna be complete bottom feeders this year?
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>>154167964
Serious question for the White Sox fans here.
Say some magic power gives you an offer guaranteed 100%, your team will win the World Series in the next 3 years. Only they have now become the "Rainbow Sox" for inclusivity and acceptance? Would you take that deal?
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>12/30 ballparks
The little league Rockies strike first
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>>154167730
gg Snekker
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Mds is on the rise
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>>154167960
what did he say this time?
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MDS is a full blown epidemic on /mlb/
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>>154167994
They say there’s no stupid questions but I think they were wrong after reading yours.
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After the mest 7th inning and 8th inning, were the fans saying "joooooooos" or were they saying "booooooo". Audio unclear.
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>>154168001
>>154168012
>Mariners Derangement Syndrome
true
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why does r/baseball have the tranny flag for its logo
>>
every lindor rbi in 2026:
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>>154168026
>that advertisement board
They really are Jewish kek
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>>154167994
If it means Jerry sells them, then I am for it. Might help improve the brand and also distance themselves from the supremist element that has long plagued the team. The anti-gay disco sucks night I think it is the least the team can do to move on from its past and into a brighter future.
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>>154168037
because it has better baseball discussion
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>>154167998
the GOAT getting Orel. HAWT!!!!
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>>154167964
That's fine but Boston has to be the faggot sox.
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>>154168037
Where do you think the M* fans come from?
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listening to the padres 'tators talk about the symbolism of their cityconnect jersey makes me want to heem myself
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roxbros... is the dream dead?
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>>154168054
how about the Glad Sox? Faggot is such a derogatory slur!
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>>154168037
they don't want to be called virtue signalers for only having it up in june, so they keep it up 24/7/365
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Move the Braves back to Boston
Move the Athletics back to Philly
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Heh, so white colored hats mess with the batter’s ability to see the ball well.

Why are the Padres cheating?
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I just bought a pair of Ultra Boosts 5X so I can get my 10k steps in while I listen to the Mets pbp. How'd I do?
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>>154168075
kek detoilet
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>>154168027
Based
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>>154168075
never cf ball. what the fug
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>>154168073
The Mets would still fail to win the division.
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>>154168075
fuck the the collision was between both of their heads, that's scary as hell
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>>154168073
Send the Mets back to ___.

The Mets have no history of their own, they stole the identities of the Dodgers, Giants, and Yankees to create their identity.
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>>154168119
yeah Meadows got struck in a bad spot too, just below the temple
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>>154168122
hm, why's that? did those two teams abandon their fanbases or something?
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>>154168122
What do the Dodgers and Giants have to do with the Mets?
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>>154168136
the mets logo is just the old new york baseball giants logo
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>>154168122
its an interesting discussion
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>>154168136
>he doesn't know
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>>154168153
woah
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>>154168066
kek
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>>154168136
mestfags everyone
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>>154168171
Please understand we are a small family owned baseball team established in 1962
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>>154168179
*a kike owned team
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umpie! youre trying to fuck the wrong team!
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>>154168136
Holy newfag...
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>>154168136
>who's gibson
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>>154168144
it's true, they did it because everyone in NY with >70 IQ hated the yankees. in a sense the yankees are the little brother team of New York because of the Mets inheriting the Dodger and Giant legacy.
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Please push my butt
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>>154168193
those Brooklyn caps were cool as fuck
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>>154168205
I could see that!
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>>154168219
you're cool as fuck
>>
Professional Baseball Teams from New York
>Giants
>Dodgers
>Mets

Professional Baseball Teams From Baltimore
>Orioles
>Yankees
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>>154168218
LFGM
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is castellanos all good now? or still being a bit toxic in the clubhouse?
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>>154168224
x
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>>154168136
They have shamelessly appropriated every element of culture from both teams.

- The Giants' logo
- Jackie Robinson
- Team colors

That’s not it, they brazenly lay claim to both teams' history, and one of the Mets fags has jumped on the Giants bandwagon “GiaMetsiners”.
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>>154168237
It’s a truly pathetic franchise
>>
Professional Baseball Teams from Los Angeles
>Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, Orange County, Greater Los Angeles Metropolitan Area, Socal, 9th Circuit of Appeals
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>just bandwagon the giants bro
>just bandwagon the dodgers bro
It’s the ultimate cop out for a team like theirs kek
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>>154168219
Yeah
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>>154167108
>Do you really think non mest fans are seething that the mest do nothing but fail to win their own division?
A two (2) hour mental break down kek
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>>154168225
Yankees bankrupted the Giants/Dodgerd out of their boroughs.

New York can only support 1 team because only 1 team has proven itself capable.

The Mets are next to relocate.
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metsbros your game ended hours ago, its time to move on
theres always next series
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>>154168153
Now THIS is MDS!
>>
MDS is approaching critical levels
>>
The Connecticut Mets!
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>>154168271
You don’t get it, this team is shit and homer fans are still pretending that they are good
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>>154168283
new england really does not have the population for two of any teams
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>>154167960
Might be happening. Hes in his last year on his contract and they haven't extended it yet. So maybe they will move on from him after the year.
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Reminder
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>>154168271
you don't get it, I have this seethe every night and most mornings.
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>>154168271
The mestfag literally has nothing but the mest
>>
We should all thank the metsfag for bullying their fairweather fan base off the board.
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>ty france
what is there to thank France for?
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their cheese is pretty good I guess
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>>154168325
The new Castlevania game after 20 years.
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>>154168333
source???????????????????
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>>154168325
Sharon Lee
Anissa Kate
Luna Rival
Katsumi
Angell Summers
FNW
French Onion Soup
Expedition 33
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>>154168075
This webm doesn't show him leaking. I don't know if it was from his nose or mouth, but it was a good amount of blood
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>>154168342
I'm actually excited for that
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>>154168263
The same thing is happening to the White Sux and the Angels in Chicago and LA...
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>>154168325
They surrendered Paris to Hitler which allowed the Nazis to have a foothold and in Western Europe. I guess it’s better than what the Japanese did to Australia…
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>>154168347
I can't disclose that information
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>>154168350
Sharon Lee was top shelf, I will give you that
E33 overrated as le fuck
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>>154168357
You know you didn’t need to mention the white sox, nobody is scared of the cubs wildcard exit…
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>>154168357
>Angels in LA
The Angels are in Anaheim
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el nino caca kek
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>>154168347
France, I presume
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autistic poodrepaco seething lol
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COCKSUCKets kek!!!
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Why did Hitler leave Spain alone?
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as a mets fan, we also claim them
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>>154168356
>>154168342
It's French?!?!
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>>154168364
I don't play that many games but really enjoyed E33. The boss music for Renoir 2 is one of the hypest moments. Any superior RPGs that you'd recommend? I loved CP2077 and BG3. And Mass Effect trilogy mogs them all
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>tfw you just stealing money
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>>154168395
I honestly had no idea (really)
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why are the poodres trying to kill the innocent lil rox?
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>lives off of cohen welfare
>lives sponsor to sponsor
The Mets “””Captain”””
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>>154168393
probably, yes, yes, no, yes, no
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>>154168397
play outer wilds
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How do we lower the unsustainably high levels of MDS here?
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>>154168364
I liked it
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FAGGets kek!!!
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My Chihuahuas got gaped and swept by the Isotopes…
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>>154168350
No Lea Seydoux?
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>>154168414
Can I play it on my phone (S24) or should I get it for my PC?
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>>154168393
meanwhile some random snek girl >>154167534 effortlessly mogs these assless plastic yellow bitches
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>>154168136
Jfc we have mets bandwagoners? Why? Atleast the fucking dodgers have recent success
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what da heck padres?
>>
late night stank
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>>154168444
big bullies :(
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>>154168389
Because Franco was based
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>>154168440
PC, preferably with a controller
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>>154168446
he can't help himself kek
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>>154168444
Vasquez instilling fear in Rockies.
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>>154168397
my issue(s) with it was that I really didnt like the visual style, thought the combat boils down to a rhythm game (just play elden ring if you want to time parries) and the story was a bit wanky.
BG3 wouldve been my first recommendation. You'll probably like the pathfinder games since they're the same concept. If you like turnbased then play Mewgenics. Kingdom Come Deliverance II is pretty much the peak of role-playing (is real time combat).
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>>154168448
yea he was pretty good in the Disaster Artist
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>>154168443
It’s been like this since the Jew bought the team. They think $$$ = playoff success

Boy were they wrong.
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>>154168397
play more games if you like hallway walking turn based game
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I'm enjoying the mest banter tonight
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>>154168464
*heems you*
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>>154168468
MDS owns you.
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>>154168414
hope youve recovered, outerwildsgroomer
>>154168469
*save scums*
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>>154168469
based heemer. Jiri bless
>>154168457
>>154168449
thanks I've heard good things about Pathfinder. I'll play Outer Wilds first. I see it discussed in this thread a lot and it has a lot of positive reviews
>>
I’ll help myself to a healthy serving of lolmets.
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>>154168483
outer wilds is a good game. dont look anything up, try to go in knowing nothing about it
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I’ll help myself to a healthy serving of lolmets.
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I’ll help myself to a healthy serving of FAGGets kek!
>>
Nothing healthy about MDS.
>>
that better not become an important baserunner
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this mest seethe is hilarious
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>>154168478
>MDS
I suppose if you keep posting it you'll eventually reach someone who finds it funny
>>
jfc pebbles
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uhh Rockies bros..
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fantastic fielding by the rockies
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what is going on here rockies...
this seems fishy
>>
The fuck does msd even stand for?
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>>154168519
kek mest trannygang trying to force yet another meme
>>
Rockies selling
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>>154168537
mets suck dick lol
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>>154168537
mets derangement syndrome
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>>154168558
how did soto go today?
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>trannygang cartoon delusions
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>>154168558
kek
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>POODRES
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Of course these bums can't take advantage of error plays. Smh famalam.
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the MDS is truly worrying
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>>154168580
what happened now?
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>>154168558
>meanwhile in reality... >>154167319
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>>154167788
>>154167809
Where is 2hu momspie?
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kek poodres
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>theyre not sending their mest!
>>
poodres kek
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>>154168537
This
>>154168556
>>
did he just burn their last challenge on that call kek?
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>>154168595
HoF moment right there
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feels like the season just started but the mets are already mathematically eliminated. crazy
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>>154168586
>>154168558
Also in reality...
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>a three (3) hour mental breakdown
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>>154168608
kek...KEK!!!
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MDS = Mets Dick Sucking
lol
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>>154168595
>>154168603
also the next mest manager, topkek
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MDS = Mets Dick Sucking
lol
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>MDS patients
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
autistic chimp noises
>Mets fans
yeah shitty game we'll do better next time. please calm down haters

MDS is real. Some of you need to be clinically evaluated
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>>154168608
disgusting. what an abhorrent fan base. MDS (mets dick sucking) indeed.
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mest are so gay that they now feel it necessary to say they aren't gay
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>>154168628
Mets dick sucking continues
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>>154168571
kek,sharty troonmets exposedagain
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>>154168631
Be honest and tell 'em about us, Mikey
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Metsdicksuckinglmaoooo
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is this what always happens in this genny when the dodgers dont play?
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>>154168608
FAGGets kek
>>
Metssogaymyspacebarbrokecauseitsthestraightestkey
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>9 posts of MDS seethe within 2 minutes
>10 posts total in that time
yikes
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>>154168648
good posting? yes
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imagine promoting Mets Dick Sucking and thinking you're somehow "owning" the genny kek
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Lolmaokekmest
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>>154168642
fukken LOL but why do gays want to look like that in public?
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stop…STOP!!!imgonnareporttoMODS!!!METSareGODSchosen!
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>>154168655
all alone mesttroon?
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>>154168558
>>154168519
>>154168537
Mariners
Doing
Something
>>
It's definitely just 1 or 2 very lonely and mentally troubled discord trannies
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>>154168648
It's what happens every single night, regardless of who is playing.
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>>154168648
the skitzokee has been on the rag lately idk what his deal is.
>>
Omwtothemetsgame!!!LOLMAOKEKMAROOMEST
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in all seriousness, why is the mets fan base the most homosexual?
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>the New York Mets (2025)
>>
>muhYANKEES
KekFAGGetsKek
>>
is the new whopper any good?
>>
FaggetdooemKEK
>>
Any must watch pitchers going tomorrow? I can't remember the last time we got a proper aces' duel.
>>
MetsgotASSapedbyTHEroyalsKEK
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fuck nice catch
>>
nice play by sheets
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>>154168655
>rhis faggot still going on about sucking Mets dick
Seek god
>>
kek skitzokees kek
>>
not so nice play by sheets
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>>154168687
the Big Arch is better, and that's saying something
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>>154168691
not really
think luzardo vs soroka and rocker vs glasnow will be the best duels
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does that get charged as an error?
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>>154168713
probably no
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padres have a woman trainer...
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>>154168691
No, it looks like the shitter-squad.
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>>154168720
do they run train on 'er?
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>>154168707
What happened to all the good pitchers, there's probably only like 4 good pitchers right now in the whole league.
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nu lol
>>154168703
>>154168703
>>154168703
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>>154168703

>>154168703

>>154168703



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