>10th April8:00pm: West Ham United v Wolverhampton Wanderers>11th April12.30pm: Arsenal v AFC Bournemouth3:00pm: Brentford v Everton3:00pm Burnley v Brighton & Hove Albion5.30pm Liverpool v Fulham>12th April2:00pm: Crystal Palace v Newcastle United2:00pm: Nottingham Forest v Aston Villa2:00pm: Sunderland v Tottenham Hotspur4.30pm: Chelsea v Manchester City>13th April8:00pm: Manchester United v Leeds United
>Indonesian tranny hates being called out for chopping his cock offAre all forrun Manure customers like this?
>>154166509
Was he vindicated?
>>154166589>the murderer of manchester united
the thread
Trandy Robertson is leaving :(
>>154166589The man that led Spurs (a club famous for never winning trophies) to winning a trophy. (It was against a meme club)
>Soon Wrexham will have played in the top flight more recently than TottenhamGrim
>chris wood returned from his injuryyup they're surviving
Cut to the chase, lads: why has it gone so wrong for Liverpool this season?
They didn't sack Slot and hire Amorim so they could go from 5th to 15th
>>154167993It’s Thatcher’s fault or something
diogo jota RIP you would've enjoyed the race for EL spot
Is we getting spurs relegation screenshot today
finally some manure game
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS ANYBODY SEEN LIVERSISSY?!!?
Yeah I saw him merking a tranny after a nightly stroll around the stadium of Manchester United
Wake the fuck up and prepare for cock
>>154169139KEKKKKK u mean manchester dilated tho
Liverpool have lost 3 times since the last time Manchester United played a football match
>>154169182calm down david we don't appreciate your "kind" here
will United be okay playing a match this week, they don't need more of a rest between matches?
>>154169211HOWLING
Why did Slot go around in late January saying his Liverpool are all-attacking and about positive football, even directly mentioned long throws as being the scourge of football Just a bullshit artist no wonder the Scousers are chanting for Xabi Alonso
>>154169783cowardlyfootball.jpg
>>154167993poor squad planning combined with a manager who seems to refuse to diverge from whatever he's trying to do when it's clear he doesn't have the players for whatever the fuck that is
>gallons of cum have been deposited into your bottom
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/live/cy41pmdnwwlt>Quite simply Slot will go, as Liverpool won’t make the Champions League. This will pave the way for Alonso to come in as manager, with Stevie G as his assistant.the state of liverpool plastics
>>154170147>First Howe news conference since Trippier departure confirmed like it's some monumental event
De Zerbi already in line for Premier League Manager of the Month for April
>>154170165Trippier was the first PIF signing.
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
I miss the old days of individual club forums and BBC's 606 board
Slot took a team that beat Chelsea for a cup, and got bummed by Atalanta and bottled the league, and turned them into league winners. Why do people act like he just sat back and told his team to do what Klopp told them to do (bottle a league)
>>154170171Nah that's Carrick's award, he's winning the league this year wallahi
>>154170286Because he was given £500m to spend, got rid of the dead wood (one got rid of himself in an unexplainable 12mph fireball crash) and somehow this made the squad far worse
>>154170147well that's it then if JK from Stroud in Gloucestershire is done with Slot it's actually over
>>154170354>12mphlel
the team that lost to atalanta that slot turned into league winners
>>154166509She cute.Name?
>>154170641Tom Davies
>>154170354turned them into league winners and lost half the squad while the recruitment team forced him to use certain players
>>154170780Cope.
STARBOY PATRICK WOGGU IS BACK ALLAHUAKBAR
>>154170793>no argumentno cope just facts now go suck off a kraut
GROK why doesn't De Zerbi tell his players to simply play like Klopps team and they'll magically win the league? Are they retarded?
>>154170807>the recruitment team forced him to use certain playersYou got proof of that then?Slot had Klopp's team playing at a calmer level in 2024/25 and when given the resources to improve on that team he has absolutely fucked it.
>>154170832yes check out how ian Graham or whatever his name who used up work for the club said about the club (he knows more than some 4channer that thinks he "knows ball"the fact is that slotto took a team that bottled the league and got bummed by Atalanta la and won the league la and turned gravvo (who was shit under klopp), macca and szobi into the "best midfield in the world la" for a season and you can't refute that
>>154170818De Zerbi is doing an amazing job at Spurs already
Why did Slot even buy Isak?The whole saga was like being interested in a girl who has a bf. The girl being interested in you when she finds out you're richer than her bf. Watching her treat her bf like shit so he'll break up with her. Then genuinely thinking to yourself "yep, she really loves me and will definitely put the effort into making this relationship work!"What is it about being near Liverpool that makes everyone deluded?
>>154170930So Slot is a literal one season wonder then, thank you for confirming that. The managerial equivalent of Michu.
ah the "obsessed with trannies derby" banter in full swing
>>154171002Michu lasted half a season, El Slotto did something only a handful of managers have done for his clubbo "la"
>>154171000yeah we get it you're a cuckistani mate
>>154171000>Why did Slot even buy Isak?Liverpool butthurt at Newcastle winning the League Cup.
why would slot change something after the fans begged for months for him to change something and end up getting shat on for it? is he a retard? they should've got amorim
>>154171056Then what's the excuse for Transchester Dilated planning on spending £350m on Tonali and Brunog?
>Lamine Yamal was in the womb during the last time Manchester United won a league title.
what is this high performance SHITE lmao
>>154171105Damn didn't know Yamal is 13 years old
>>154171124It's Twitter, Liversimp. You aren't obliged to read it.
>>154171083Get rid of Newcastle from Slop Six contention.
isak touched the ball 3 times in 20 minutes on wednesday
>>154166622>>154167407Despite the memes poonited are still capable of winning trophies in their banter years so defeating them in a final is still to be admired, especially with spurs
>>154171197Now I see why Liverpool paid a record transfer fee, put him on £300kpw, and made him the third most expensive transfer of all time!
>>154171197Yeah but incredible strikers only need a handful of touches to score goals. Like Haaland for example.So how many did Isak score on Wednesday?
>>154171228Did Liverpool really pay a record transfer fee, put him on £300kpw, and make him the third most expensive transfer of all time??? Not watched much Liverpool this season but he must have been smashing it.
Slot hates defensive football ok??
>>154171124KEK Henry winter is embarrassing
>>154171367It's true! I haven't even watched any football this season because after making deals like that and Liverpool customers confirming the next 10 years worth of titles were already won I didn't see the point.
Another day another mantroony melty
wallahi bro swear down kassmay Carrick is the best manager in the league bro he's the best tactician init wallahi man learns strategies from golf n that like gareth bale innit wallah man's bare smart
>man poo customer admitting he's a plastic that doesn't love the sportgrimmola
>>154171456dilated cussys have no loyalty
uhoh melty kek
Look at how amazingly well Trooncastle have done this season without Isak
>Robertson leavingAnother one bites the dust
>>154171744And look at how well Liverpool have done this season with him. Both are going to end the season with fuck all.
not the fucking flags la'
truly grim
watching some tanzanian action
>"For the fans there is just one club, the players can change. We have to make our fans happy" >Roberto De Zerbi on his mission to bring pride to Spurs supporters and the reasons behind why he took the jobI'm trying to be charitable - but does that not read like a manager who's already talking about next season when they're relegated and the players have all fucked off? He can't change the squad all that much before then because the good players are all injured.
>Liam Rosenior: "[Enzo] won't play on Sunday. Hopefully after that he'll be a massive part of the group moving forward. >"There are still a few hurdles that need to be overcome that I won't go into"
>>154172120truly abysmal man-management
>>154172120He aged man and now man had aged out
>>154168419Kek
>>154171299Uhm... anon, h-he scored ZERO goals...
>>154171790The trans trio is disbanding :(Farewell>Trandy Robertson>Virgin Trans Dyke>Tranisson Becker
>>154171980Who do we reckon it was? Im finkin it's Curtis Jones or Harvey Elliot.
De Zerbi's turned it around!
>>154172176I honestly wouldn't put it past any of them.
>Tottenham manager Roberto de Zerbi says he is "not better" than predecessors Thomas Frank or Igor Tudor as he prepares to take charge of his first game at the Premier League strugglers.
wolves masterclass 1-0 today
>>154172481Manager of the season material
>>154172477Great piccy of ar trandy x
>>154172444But they're leaking goals like crazy
>>154172444Just like Liverpool in front of goal wahey
If West Ham win today then it's a very very nervy 48 hours for the YA However if Wolves win then they can genuinely finish above Spurs Huge match!
finally football is back
>>154171500That part
>>154172721KEKKKK
Jmadz has had more time out with an injury than Eriksen had after dying
>>154172795Bet your parents can't wait until you move out so they don't have to hear you rambling on about Spurs constantly like a schizoOh wait, you'll never move out
Oh yeah I forgot we must not talk about 2 of the 20 Premier League teams (the other being CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB)
B R E A K I N G>Liverpool plan to see out Arne Slot's contract which means he gets ANOTHER full season managing Liverpool
>>154172999They've missed out on CL for next season so they can't afford to sack him Xabi A"La'"nso won't want to join a club without CL so he'll get a job elsewhere, Slot gets sacked in February, Lampard comes in because Gerrard ruined his managerial career, Liverpool finish 14th
What to expect tonight? Refball to stop Spurs going into the relegation zone
>>154172993Big difference between talking about clubs and obsessing over them every waking second as if your life depended on itYou do the latter of course
>>154172999Liverpool to the ChampionshipHERE. WE. GO.
>>154172999They put this out so the players think he will be picking the team next season. He resigns at the end of this season, there's no way they pass up Alonso on a free.
>1. United: 83m>2. Chelsea: 55m>3. City: 51m>4. Liverpool: 48m>5. Arsenal: 43m>6. Spurs: 34m>7. Leicester: 9mBros I had to stop it there because I couldn't continue suspending my disbelief. There's several things here that make it sound unfeasible.The most obvious one is Spurs at 34m. Next is the astronomical drop off between 6th and 7th. Then obviously there's Leicester who don't have near 9m fans.Why do, presumably Jewish, people make things like this up? Do they have a habit of making things up?
>>154172999Good choice desu
>>154173107Why would Alonso want the job
>>154173170It's a good time to manage them. They aren't far off being competitive domestically and they are euro royalty. Lots of players leaving means he can mould the team in his image and the finances are presumably there. His connection to the club isn't that big a deal, but it doesn't hurt and which other club makes more sense for him?
>>154172999Wirtz really should have joined City, man
>>154173115Arsenal's main support base is deepest, blackest Africa so they won't be counted on that list
>>154172999Slot is at the wheel la
Liversissy has roped :(After experiencing 3 flopped threads in a row
>>154172795CAM ON WEST HAM
Four Lions because it's the Tranny from Manny's fave film (cast is brown just like him)
>>154173308but that region is split between Arsenal and Yanited
>>154173528Why doesn't anyone want to post in Liversissy's threads? :(
>>154173287City wouldn't pay the fee (the real fee, not the Liverpool Media Fee) nor the wages (the real wages, not the Liverpool Media Wages).
>>154173698Disregard, I suck cocks
>>154173811This is someone falsely claiming to be me and using my login information. Don't believe them.
Gettin' this shit started nice and early>Me>GayPICK. BOTH.
Spurs are going down!
A West Ham win tonight sends Spurs down. Anything else and West Ham go.
>>154173823Heard this guy is gay
>>154174139Must play for Liverpool (lol)
>Rivals are baffled by Liverpool’s spending. Some at PSG, for example, were surprised at the move for Hugo Ekitike, who is a fine player no doubt but had questions to answer on his temperament. To spend the best part of £450m felt like “kids in a sweet shop” according to one rival PL exec.
Bet your parents can't wait until you move out so they don't have to hear you rambling on about Liverpool constantly like a schizoOh wait, you'll never move out
Talking about spending?
>>154174229>2 billionJesus>1.2 billion to finish 15thGrim
>>154174229>Last year's relegation battle was contested between 2 teams that spent over 2 billion between them
>>154174177Kek propa benders they are
GET FLUSHED
>
A football club is currently 18th in the league. Can't name them but it isn't Chelsea.
>>154174578oh god it's beautifulplease, lord, let it remain
>>154174578bigsixsisters...this can't be happening to us
Wasn’t even a corner kek
>>154174177KEK done him
>>154174578Enjoyable
>>154171980Kerkez, Isak or Kekitike are my guesses
>>154174671It clearly was, you can clearly see it touch the Wolves player's boot last
L M F A OYA ON SUICIDE WATCH!!!!
wtf
>>154174578When was the last time Spurs were in the relegation zone after Xmas
>RDZ giving up already and hoping for that sweet compo packageLMFAO
>>1541750872009
>>154175087>>15417516503-04 they sucked for a while and also 97-98 they were relegation battling virtually the whole time
De Zerbi looks like Huey Morgan in a House of Mirrors
Forever the laughing stock of England.
>>154174578Cam on Sunderland
Yanited Pedo
>>154173115Leicester had that Thai owner that died in the heli crash right? I can see 9m fans
>A fucking chicken
>Roberto De Zerbi has promised to restore Tottenham’s pride, to stay for years, to take them to the top - and to thrill fans with the sort of football they played under Ange Postecoglou. Exactly what they need in a relegation scrap!
>>154175954I had to look this up to see if it was real Unbelievably he openly brags about how he'll be copying Ange Not sure I've ever seen a manager come in and say they want to clone a predecessor who got sacked for bad football
Why are managers adopting this Rosenior approach to football?
fink if we.lose tomorrow we 100% going downwhy dint we lissen to ange
Millwall will demolish all your teams next season.
I hear Liversissy is booking a flight to North Korea. #R.I.P.
>mantroony up at night on his VPNthis general really is his life isn't it
it's over for kaguratopspurs
>>154179141Bless him x
>>154179184Fraid So, the friendless freak never gets invited out at the weekend and seethes about Christmas decorations
Spursy are in the zone!
PGMOL will do everything to save spuds today
Morning all Spurs are getting relegated and Man Utd is a Jewish club
man poo ruined alexis sanchez, ruined di maria, ruined mkhitaryan, ruined mata, ruined pogba, ruined van de beek, ruined amrabat, the amount of talent that went there and got turned into shitters
>>154180726Ruined Greenwood, Mount and Rashford. If it wasn't for United training policy and club culture England would be winning the WC.
>>154180800ThisGreenwood would've solved the LW conundrum by now
>>154180800>Ruined Greenwood, Mount and Rashford. If it wasn't for United training policy and club culture England would be winning the WC.Won't hear the media mention this
Liverpoop, kek
We're about to see something incredible from the collective football media where we are gaslit into believing Spurs are still a Big Six side even while in the EFL
Spurs going down fr?
>>154181392Afraid so.
Highest pass accuracy by Premier League midfielders this season:◉ 92.2% - Moisés Caicedo◎ 92.0% - Curtis Jones◎ 90.5% - Bernardo Silva◎ 90.2% - Ándre ◎ 89.9% - Kobbie Mainoo◎ 89.9% - Rodri
guys
i think england win the wc just get the ball to kane. we have so many players who can just get the ball to kane. just get the ball to kane
Lunchtime kick off threads? Must be going blind don't see them in the catalog ffs
>>154181519>catalogmust be going Yank as wellFOY
>>154181004Haha, thats a good one x
>>154181436Why can’t I vote in this poll
>>154181519This gimmick is dull as fuck mate.
>that thing is boring >i dont care about it at all >but i'll always respond to it >not that i carepeople like you give him a platform
>>154181636>himStop samefagging. Generals give so many gimmickfags a platform for attention whoring.
De Zerbi lost all 5 of his first matches at Brighton :-)
full of autists like you too
Very daring that the first move spurs will do if they survive relegation is to sign robboHilarious club
>>154181665You're a sperg yourself mate, don't try and deny it.
daves off his meds again
Why does everyone appear to be obsessed with united?
Spurs' comeback starting today!
Manchester United
>Arsenal choking the title>Spurs choking being in the league at allWhy is North London so embarrassingly small and pathetic?
Manuel Poogarte
>>154182174A league of difference between the two to be fair
