Round 2 of County matches
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 2, Day 1Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneEssex v SomersetNot up fuck emNottinghamshire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/4QFx5g2-5b0Surrey v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/R5iX7eYiqe0Sussex v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/Ac0KqubHttQYorkshire v Hampshire https://youtu.be/urFyLzxg3FQ>Division TwoGloucestershire v Durhamhttps://youtu.be/3q4iuJwLvMQKent v Northamptonshirehttps://youtu.be/sUSJG-tNjgALancashire v Derbyshirehttps://youtu.be/piXCG4_fRi4Middlesex v Worcestershirehttps://youtu.be/Gtlw3-55Rmgprevious matches highlights>>154140564
breh, this is getting a bit too 'tistic
Essex stream https://youtu.be/qIzm4QCPAqo
>>154170573better than a thread just for some retarded kiwi to drone on about his shit golf score and asking "master on yet?"
>>1541705952nd round tees off in about 1 hour 40 mins
Good crowd at Chelmsford
>>154170595what do you think we're going to do in here mate?
>>154170646Nevertheless its a fresh thread for a fresh round of cricket and will hopefully revitalise /cric/ a bit, and leave a load of the deadwood posting a little behind.Seemed to work ok when I made a new for the first round.
Bardo and glammylad are yous in m8s?
Duckett in for Notts but still no Root and Brook I see.
FUCK Libby out for a duck, cleaned up by some 18 yoCaptained Sibley in my fantasy team and he's out cheaply too, the first 10 minutes have been an absolute DISASTER todayOn a positive note, this Lategan really does look like the real deal (as predicted by me pre-season)>>154170694Prefer not to say
eeeerrr work called ffs going down leg against Tall Paul then but still given out.
Not sure why Maulder rather than Allison was put a 3, oh well a mini collapse from Essexs top order AGAIN on what looks like a good batting pitch
Going to miss the first two matches of my season because I've got the proto visiting ffs To be desu she'd enjoy coming to watch me play but I'm not ready for that yet
>>154170608i'll catch it after the footy
god i love countyfew beers after work fellas?
I'm not at work again til Wednesday. No way I'm waiting that long for a beer
FUCK Worcestershire falling apart hereWill need based Yorkshireman Matthew Waite to save us once again (clearly the rest of the team are southern poofters with no grit)Roderick and Kashif look like they've completely forgotten how to bat, and Hose is always a bit suspect in the red ball game
Essex stream just shat itself to death
>Northants 110/0 lmao the state of Kents bowling
ffs stream returns and Elgar out straight away with a fucking dolly
work called
glammy on top wohayyyyy
FFS Allison one shy of a half century
clammy glammy clammy nomo!
>>154170694*each other
glammychaeta on criccy ‘scosesh moite
nature calledbigly eyequeem
Beginning to think Worcestershire should probably be renamed Worstershire (based me being the first person to come up with this)
glammy poolapse looms
>>154172069taps^
just opened a beer sebbo won't be longtoil is OVAHHHH
crisp xhttps://youtu.be/Wl5zR-U5CvU
Smeed made his first-class debut lads only a matter of time before he's in the England setup
friiiiiiiiiiiidayyyyyyhttps://youtu.be/CqaAs_3azSs?si=mWIgXDMmZ6IFKEwH
>Smith scores a century >Bashit takes a 4fer absolutely scripted by the ECBs Fatty Key and McCum.
https://youtu.be/p_FhbqpQ7nEsesh is onx
sebbo just got tickets for glammy v lester your team innit lester? i'll take some photos
>my team umm…yh are they any good fella¿https://youtu.be/WsTCzozgmh4
not really mate but nor are >we i'll make it on the live stream somehow
https://youtu.be/Cm86DQaCwsE?si=0YLkgrgY9XovKUq7&t=4this bloke has a nice voice
which days, finna fire up an agent to capture u xhttps://youtu.be/_fwtJZoZ554
shall tell on the day going with some old school mateshttps://youtu.be/ZeRiIPSsNdE?si=5l9VVI8-R4Tqzxvh
i kid ofc, sounds fun fella xhttps://youtu.be/vhtlAwRXVfQt. have NEVER watched criggy live
https://youtu.be/VQTqPyh6KRI?si=PzXXQrPGr6XWjtUw
https://youtu.be/9ggjzMA8yyQfinna add attending bgt and tat to my bucket list ngl
https://youtu.be/MElPS1A1_B8?si=fyDyilu2AQYeKxlj
so you fellas finna get liquored up innithttps://youtu.be/SucePko-8u8
https://youtu.be/rFARt_PoRpQfínx
yeah my mates getting married in late summer so we doing some get togethers before, criccy and doing eurotrip in june
gary oldman *sips* what an actorhttps://youtu.be/AjLbe4ZDl0I?si=rCobV1vjccnR4BUH
>>154175332What's the route for the roadtrip then pal? x
>>154170534golf is for fags edition Highlights of Day 1, Round 2 of /COUNTY/>Division OneEssex 149.v Somerset 179/5.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clyr6605jkrohttps://youtu.be/hOMWKvzizLkNottinghamshire 279.v Glamorgan 81/4.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4g5991pe14ohttps://youtu.be/5YCKagu518wSurrey 412/6.v Leicestershirehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c79jvvp4zywohttps://youtu.be/scdh-uQLjwsSussex 17/0.v Warwickshire 267.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3v6zzgxxqvohttps://youtu.be/Olj02FtnYBcYorkshire 48/4.v Hampshire 251.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cevkzzrznr7ohttps://youtu.be/eCEhR0R3ZR8>Division TwoGloucestershire v Durham 456/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cm2rzrvzkx8ohttps://youtu.be/zPXHvFxJdtAKent v Northamptonshire 409/1.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2d71md48lohttps://youtu.be/_sMFID7A2MMLancashire 351.v Derbyshire 0/1.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cgrlqp0jr7kohttps://youtu.be/p83JNpRl5x0Middlesex 91/6.v Worcestershire 191.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/czxr02vy321ohttps://youtu.be/0qglzJKv_wM
Going for a (trail) runThen it's back to a weekend of nothing except sitting at my desk and watching sportsNeed some more freelance toil ffs, dried up recently, wonder if I've been replaced by AI
>>154175678>calling anyone else autistic when you're this mentally buck broken by the idea of TWO threadstypical, from the seething peewee
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 2, Day 2Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneEssex v Somersethttps://youtu.be/_yvyqS_bTb8Nottinghamshire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/9l4aoPTvUgsSurrey v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/koWSk4mA0k4Sussex v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/pekgl37jf_sYorkshire v Hampshirehttps://youtu.be/TNk3d5iQoDc>Division TwoGloucestershire v Durhamhttps://youtu.be/iXMkD4xL5SUKent v Northamptonshirehttps://youtu.be/zc-YxgLgLHILancashire v Derbyshirehttps://youtu.be/KCh3vquhvBwMiddlesex v Worcestershirehttps://youtu.be/uNG1uQ3oJxMprevious days highlights >>154181123
Foakes already gone
in my flat thinking about my flat
ffs glammy......
CAM ON Pearsmen let's finish these shitters off
typhoon starting to ramp up, getting a bit nervous
>>154182193i'll protect you mate
>>154182234how are you going to do that daft lad
by giving you sound advice
>doesn't even thank me
>>154182861you were too late the cyclone washed me away RIP
you should get state subsidy if your 20mm max hang is over 170% bwnever have to work ever again
ffs Essex are going to lose by an innings
Weakling Welshies fully embarrassing themselves here
Kneel.
she can cardioso on my wickets eyequeem hahaaa x
>>154186899How is lebanon doing
theres a cobra in my handshe's calling me back again
>>154183383Don't the mentally disabled already get welfare over there?
real cricket has never been tried
I like the way you /cric/ meI can tell you miss me
>>154188817
Bednar getting stitched up, took a puck to the head
>>154195326based retard falling for the oldest trick in the book
>>154181184Highlights of Day 2, Round 2 of /COUNTY/>Division OneEssex 149. & 131/3. v Somerset 348.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvg4r5vn141ohttps://youtu.be/6Sr_y2eG6wANottinghamshire 279. & 284/9.v Glamorgan 113.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c78rel33zmmohttps://youtu.be/J1Gz-xA3irQSurrey 520.v Leicestershire 350/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3w3z67nn81ohttps://youtu.be/VZRMGBzoHxsSussex 204.v Warwickshire 267. & 154/5.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3v6zzgxxqvohttps://youtu.be/CEsv9d9sYo4Yorkshire 177.v Hampshire 251. & 93/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c5yj23153d4ohttps://youtu.be/DJyBgh_JxIM>Division TwoGloucestershire 168/8.v Durham 605/5dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c36r8nznz17ohttps://youtu.be/G3Cu_ZyKL9MKent 119/6.v Northamptonshire 684/2dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cn0wy2p91v7ohttps://youtu.be/3mmbpfC7-38Lancashire 351.v Derbyshire 235/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c80m1e4gxryoMiddlesex 183.v Worcestershire 191. & 200/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c7vq05pzp95ohttps://youtu.be/q85STn1EjDM
wish there was a Rhys Carre show on today lads
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 2, Day 2Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneEssex v Somersethttps://youtu.be/HSNlPxUZaAINottinghamshire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/nSXreo19CwESurrey v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/_dKRdOuG6DESussex v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/KTctcBOFsioYorkshire v Hampshirehttps://youtu.be/vslneCnTRsM>Division TwoGloucestershire v Durhamhttps://youtu.be/9R0VzuSvDroKent v Northamptonshirehttps://youtu.be/STxqrPjiHPgLancashire v Derbyshirehttps://youtu.be/nPcSABDDw4gMiddlesex v Worcestershirehttps://youtu.be/24azboU3_e0previous days highlights >>154200050
Critchley and Walter were putting on a nice partnership at the end of yesterday but i have a feeling it will be another day another batting collapse. Wouldn't surprise me if Essex lose this by the end of the day. Need to make 400ish this innings just to make it competitive.
Good morning to my dear brothers and sisters in the eternal struggleJust watching some cricket before going off to Lidl toilPearsmen need to post a lead of 300+ here, ideally
Finished with a lead of 261Going to be a TENSE 4th innings desu (but should make for a good match)
>>154200050>>154200444tabla x>>154191546*yoink*
I deliberately watch county cricket through the regular YouTube app instead of my no-ads client because I feel like the counties deserve the ad revenue for providing the streams for free desu Only time I will ever subject myself to ads
>>154200856whatchaa getting from lidl fella
>>154201405Nothing too exciting, tightening the pursestrings due to the prevailing economic climate so it will likely just be potatoes, oats, and milk
pears pls do someting
>>154201559grim ngladd eggs, nuts, avocado and green leafy veggies fella x
and fruits!
>>154201612>>154201629As a landlord, you can afford such luxuriesAs a humble man of modest income who has just been subjected to a 16% rent increase from his landlord, I simply cannot afford to indulgePotatoes will have to suffice>>154201577Just taken the second, gonna be close
>>154202813umm… these aren’t luxuries, fella… unless you’re getting free lunches at work, you’ve got to admit making your own healthy tiffin with those ingredients is way better x
anyway…’za tiem approaches soon here x
>>154204499Free lunches at work?! I should be so lucky. For me? It's a humble homemade lunch typically consisting of half a tin of baked beans (£0.135) with two slices of bread (£0.06) and a bit of butter (£0.08)
>half a can of baked beans and bread every day for lunch?haaaaa..you’re killing me, fella. I’m absolutely not buying this x
and dinner? lemme guess…baked potato
better yet.. u water-fast for 16 hours from lunch
>>154204852Not asking you to buy it m8, I can still afford lunches costing £0.275 for nowAnother price hike from the landlord and I might need you to help out though, yeah>>154204898Think I'll have mashed potatoes tonight, mix it up a bit
just been evensong lush church but not many people there
>>154204748proteinlet neek
>>154207120Catholic church?>>154207901Protein is for the bourgeoisie, not the humble proletariat
I am working in the Netherlands this week back for /cric/ disco, circa 7pm hopefully
*holds the ashes*
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
a canadian girl touched my willy once
Highlights of Day 2, Round 2 of /COUNTY/>Division OneEssex 149. & 245. v Somerset 348. & 49/0.>RESULT: Somerset win by 10 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cj94r7el3emohttps://youtu.be/svKn06AJZBgNottinghamshire 279. & 311..v Glamorgan 113. & 132/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c39347xrx2johttps://youtu.be/_2PMXScMb8ISurrey 520.v Leicestershire 691.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy81pvn88lvohttps://youtu.be/I10SgYQJZ74Sussex 204. & 234/5.v Warwickshire 267. & 264.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy41q0n8wkkohttps://youtu.be/SVBwcr3mg1kYorkshire 177. & 65/5.v Hampshire 251. & 351/5dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ceqwz0y5g8johttps://youtu.be/wk78dMFhWHo>Division TwoGloucestershire 168/8. v Durham 605/5dec.>RESULT: Durham win by an innings and 225 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c995k3mz9mrohttps://youtu.be/6MJiLtFj4XsKent 178. & 147/6.v Northamptonshire 684/2dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9wqxvdle90ohttps://youtu.be/w021nVUhMd4Lancashire 351. & 147/6.v Derbyshire 374.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c05d0190q4pohttps://youtu.be/xJ2Dlllkp58Middlesex 183. & 204. v Worcestershire 191. & 253.>RESULT: Worcestershire win by 57 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cedew653g5nohttps://youtu.be/WZ-LP1S7xYQ
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 2, Day 4Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneNottinghamshire v Glamorganhttps://youtu.be/YdEAXoIG1m8Surrey v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/TeOanaYgFKUSussex v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/6lxKr_TTH20Yorkshire v Hampshirehttps://youtu.be/mVl8aLiGgsg>Division TwoKent v Northamptonshirehttps://youtu.be/bTP1U2mIwpULancashire v Derbyshirehttps://youtu.be/yTP0LfkilB0Day 3 highlights >>154216151>tfw all of Essex matches ends inside 3 days
https://www.instagram.com/p/DWz_10GkShu/annoying
bardla¿ moar liek Buddhist hermit lad aaamooiirite? between his lunch and dinner, I am not mathing moar than 1000 kcal mirin tbqh ngl x>>154215501soime>>154216151>>154216162tabla x>>154216337trad af
Compton cucked by the weather on 99*
ffs that cunt smith made another half-century, never going to get that cunt out of the England XI.
This James Anderson lad took 4/18 today, maybe England should pick him.
>draw a game >we should have won>absolutely shit the bed for the next one my bottlebyshire are so dire lads
knock knock
Kohler-CadmoreUl-HassanMoeenClarkeHaynesBarnard (c)Cox (wk)TonguePenningtonStanleyScrimshawMad how a team of players cruelly stolen from Worcestershire would STILL be the best team in the country
>>154216162Highlights of Day 4, Round 2 of /COUNTY/>Division OneNottinghamshire 279. & 311/9dec. v Glamorgan 113. & 285.>RESULT: Notts win by 192 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8x7ydvyz4zohttps://youtu.be/Xm02ijRkdRUSurrey 520. v Leicestershire 691.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cqxldqewj7nohttps://youtu.be/kW3b69b4jyASussex 204. & 328/5. v Warwickshire 267. & 264.>RESULT: Sussex win by 5 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy41q0n8wkkohttps://youtu.be/qLYb-CDlU7MYorkshire 177. & 211. v Hampshire 251. & 351/5dec.>RESULT: Hants win by 214 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cn08e921nz4ohttps://youtu.be/UZkJ6_H80wE>Division TwoKent 178. & 253/5. v Northamptonshire 684/2dec.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c05dv8evn9johttps://youtu.be/a1xBzu-6YOcLancashire 351. & 160. v Derbyshire 374. & 108.>RESULT: Lancs win by 29 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy01378w4jxohttps://youtu.be/LcwFRvWF0bY
>>154218354shit forgot to save the changes to the table here's the table now
>>154218376>>154218354yeoman’s work fella x
/hoc/ loves sloppy seconds
Lategan looks very good for your lot Bard, already 2 half-centuries. Not that it matters since creepy will be playing as opener for England until he’s 45.
I've lost the zest for sport now. It just doesn't feel the same more visceral and academic endeavours are what stimulates me. *begins to boulder*
>Jackson, 26, was asked about his dad’s death on the 2Worlds Collide podcast, where he claimed Covid vaccines might have played a role.>“I definitely think it was involved, and I don’t even think saying that is controversial anymore,” Jackson said.Nigga your dad died on a thai toilet after too many nose beers.
unironcially who cares, sure his father was one of the greats of the game but that doesn't mean his fat retarded sons opinion matters; he's not a doctor or a scientist so why on earth should you take him talking about medical seriously?. This is one of the problems of the modern world, any arrogant fool who has worked out how to use a webcam somehow thinks they are entitled to a "voice".
MorganFreemanHeIsRightYaKnow.Webm.tar.gz
other thread is full of schizos
https://youtu.be/5FK0eaMttp0
why no ipl ? cum-on green got out for duck today . his time is over in int cricket
>why no IPL Because no one is posting about it. Most /cric/ regulars aren’t particularly interested in T20.>Cameron green pretty sure everyone except KKR knew he was overrated kek
>seething peewee talking to himself in the other thread
this is the thread, right?
https://cricket.lancashirecricket.co.uk/news/2026-news/coming-soon-lancstvplus-a-new-benefit-for-lancashire-members/>Lancashire Cricket today announces the upcoming launch of LancsTV+, a new premium tier of LancsTV - the Club’s dedicated platform for live streams, on-demand content, and exclusive behind-the-scenes access.>LancsTV+ will become the exclusive online home of all Lancashire Men's live matches, including – for the first time - the highly anticipated Roses T20 clash at Emirates Old Trafford on Friday 10 July.lmao fuck offhow to kill cricket even further
yh i saw that and explains why they didn't put up any highlights on their youtube channel. seems like a pretty silly move, hopefully it won't mean the start of all the counties doing it. Wonder if it means they'll stop other counties putting up highlights of their matches away at Lancs.
>>154231162>hopefully it won't mean the start of all the counties doing itof course it will because they're all greedy fuckers>Wonder if it means they'll stop other counties putting up highlights of their matches away at Lancs.wouldn't surprise me whatsoever
>Rules allowing replacement players in the County Championship will be reviewed and possibly tweaked at the end of the first block of fixtures.>The England and Wales Cricket Board's (ECB) decision to permit replacements for injury, illness and significant life events has come under scrutiny after two weeks of the season.lol, most predictable thing possible
>>154220857Yeah kid looks the real dealMade his debut in the one-dayers last year and looked very at ease, so I've been tipping him for a big year in all formats this year (PLEASE check the archive)He's a saffer thoughever, think he only came over here a few years ago>>154230904Bloody northerners
>>154232839>>154233037Forgive the double post, 4chan is being a bloody nuisance recentlyCaptchas have turned the posting experience to shitHave to do 4 bloody IQ tests with each post and it still doesn't work properly a lot of the time
I read that he has been on the Worcester books since the U15s, I know he’s only 19 now and only just started his first class career, but surely give it several years then he’ll be qualified to play for England.
>>154232053Somerset and Yorks have already fucked it for everyone by doing what all the critics feared which is using it selfishly.
Noticed how s*bshit keeps trying to start a "beef" between cric and hoc. sad fucking cunt.
ummm…yhthat’s not me champalso>beefveggiesaurus here bla x
Not sure why they’ve made this a rest week for so many counties. Way they schedule the season is just downright bizarre.
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 3, Day 1:>Division One Hampshire v Somerset https://youtu.be/WB5uVTeCWYYWarwickshire v Essexhttps://youtu.be/kfm_ZCwIZGs>Division TwoGloucestershire v Lancashire https://youtu.be/PFMm9o7toqQNorthamptonshire v Middlesex https://youtu.be/0PxQamOc5tc
Thought about a new thread for a new round just to annoy but its only 4 games and there's plenty of space in this thread really.
Don't know why in this country as soon a a kid does something sports wise they immediately get hyped to fuck?Ben McKinney has only been a automatic select for Durham for one season, he averaged low 30s and they got relegated. But he scores one century against Aus A and everyone is creaming their knickers over him and saying he has to be a pick for the Test side despite having Crawley tier stats and being another technically flawed player.
GONE GOTTEM Porter get Davies with the second ball of the day
ffs tall paul with a poor drop in the slips and then an lbw shout next ball for Little Chef.
>raglan stand being replaced by a hotel didn't realise that. grim beyond belief. GONE GOTTEM PORTER GETS IT UP UM
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ARSE Porter gets his third, top three all gone.
haha GUZUMPED webster out running down the pitch to snater what a goon
Already another poor day for openers, only 2 of 8 not out and most of those in single figures.
Akhter getting his first Essex wicket, dismissed BarnardWarks 65/5
GONE GOTTEM Porter comes back and gets rid of malik
GOTTEM Cook gets his first of the innings just before its stops for rain, he's bowled well,
lush new radiators installed in the nang gaff it 4 times lush
isn't it wonderful how there are these men out there who are great with their hands and come round and upgrade your gaff
>>154235394Yeah no idea what his preferences are re international cricket, but wouldn't be a surprise if he tries to play for EnglandHas also played domestically in South Africa though, so maybe still has allegiances thereGuess there's still quite a way to go before thinking about international cricket though >>154250859He deserves to be in contention imo, but only if he can demonstrate consistent form (40+ average at least) for an entire county season English media just love overhyping players too early
15mm max hang up to +38.75 kgim gonna live forever
can't believe how peng my flat ishow did all those pints and vapes lead to thisthere must have been some hard work along the way and trust me, there was
cammy winterman shags Olivia Rodrigo with his big mutilated cock
nice azn slut with big tits
>>154253285I don't think he really "deserves" to be in contention, as you said he has to demonstrate consistent form which he hasn't got yet. English cricket just likes "get rich quick schemes", which is why they burn out "the next thing" young players as quickly as they appeared on the scene, especially the current regime.
>>154250775HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS: Round 3, Day 1:>Division OneHampshire 238.v Somerset 154/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy81gdez9xgohttps://youtu.be/F3TktTGhdjkWarwickshire 113/7.v Essexhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gd0yk50ydohttps://youtu.be/RmM2d2CzRzY>Division TwoGloucestershire 124/6.v Lancashirehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c05dvy7qj1lohttps://youtu.be/6A6GCm68LNcNorthamptonshire v Middlesex 284/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c87w5235z05ohttps://youtu.be/AdqPpmHYlEk
https://youtu.be/tonju8oAH1U?si=Uik0VEpTuDqkt8dDrare geese content when they're fucked
>>154255006"Deserves" in the sense that there's not too many strong contenders, so his fairly average average is still enough to put him in contention. He's young and has a fairly high strike rate, whereas the more established openers on the county circuit (Sibley, Hameed) are older and slower. So he's really just up against middle-order contenders who try to become openers (Rew, Ahmed, Cox) or a few other young openers with comparable records (Haines, Tribe, Gay).
>high strike rate stupid metric to judge on when he hasn’t scored that many runs. I know the current set up do judge on SR but it’s retarded, especially for an opener. >Sibley>old people keep regurgitating this, but he is only 30.>Hameed Scored with a SR of 58 last season. At then end of the day Sibley and Hameed were the top two run scorers in Div. 1 with over 1200 runs each at over 60. Whilst McKinney scored less than half that at 30. So SR really doesn’t matter. I don’t think Rew, Ahmed or Cox are or should be up for consideration as openers seeing as they never play as openers in the Championship and there’s no suggestion that they are going to try to reposition themselves as ones. Ahmed played a lot at three last season and Rew and Cox have always played solidly middle order. If you don’t open for your county then you shouldn’t open for England. Again “bazball” England try playing people out of position with the likes of Dan Lawrence, and it doesn’t work. Besides Cox and Rew are both keepers and Ahmed is still an all-rounder, so going after the openers spot would probably mean ditching those other roles. Might be an option for Jamie Smith who doesn’t even keep in the championship, but then Surrey wouldn’t want to break up the Sibley-Burns partnership anytime soon. Haines and Gay both have significantly more experience than McKinney and are both in their mid- to late-20s. Haines only has a career average at about 38, so does Gay although his last two seasons have been good and better than that. Tribe is still too inexperienced, even less FC matches than McKinney, has only played 1 and a half seasons, so it’s worth waiting to see if he can keep producing the results he’s been having.
>>154261679Yeah I agree with most of that desu, but I'm just trying to look at it from the perspective of the retarded bazball administration. If it were up to me, I'd give Sibley another chance. If they're insistent on sticking with the bazball method, then I'd probably try out Smith as opener so that Rew can come in at 6 and also take the gloves. Not sure who I'd opt for at 3 thoughever, that's the other problem position.
>>154261772Bethell is going to be an automatic for 3 after the Ashes, same as Root and Brook are auto-picks for 4 and 5. If it wasn’t for that I’d be tempted to say try Duckett at 3. Honestly don’t think Smith is that good, technically flawed and lacks bottle. But he’ll still be an automatic pick. I was going to do a post on openers so far in the championship but I thought I might leave it until after every county has played 3 matches.
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 3, Day 2:>Division OneHampshire v Somersethttps://youtu.be/klEEDszNjtsWarwickshire v Essexhttps://youtu.be/TbHKxjniyjE>Division TwoGloucestershire v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/b0z5PEJAK_QNorthamptonshire v Middlesexhttps://youtu.be/nPOOp5DpPNQYesterdays highlights >>154255067
very staunch batting warwick, especially from Hain. Deserved half century for him, but hopefully he'll be bowled first ball of the next over.
>Smeed out in single figures no wonder he decided to be a "white ball specialist" KEK
Think Keith Barker must be one of the best players in recent decades that never played for England. Not sure why Hants let him go.
>>154262971HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS: Round 3, Day 2:>Division OneHampshire 238. & 146/1.v Somerset 288.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c78ly9xx851ohttps://youtu.be/NTRz4ozXGFQWarwickshire 190.v Essex 110/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/czjw89j8rvrohttps://youtu.be/fZm3YY7Pvhw>Division TwoGloucestershire 124/6.v Lancashirehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c05dvy7qj1lohttps://youtu.be/nKLkIu2U56INorthamptonshire 229/4.v Middlesex 341.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy419newwm0ohttps://youtu.be/LVpUzogX65M
So why don’t Somerset play him as an opener then?
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 3, Day 3:>Division OneHampshire v Somersethttps://youtu.be/GUrZnfCTDmcWarwickshire v Essexhttps://youtu.be/qlU_lxx8qx0>Division TwoGloucestershire v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/6iJJvMQiiN0Northamptonshire v Middlesexhttps://youtu.be/XI1vQwS1414Yesterdays highlights >>154269266
Yh I’m thinking Essex are going to be bottom half table fodder this season.
went to some deano nightclub in Yorkshire last night and my ears are fucked. david Guetta has given me hearing loss and it's not sitting well with me
>thinks he’s not a deanoh I am KEKKIN
>going to nightclubs over when your over 30
went to see gods pee. it was alright. I was miserable.
luff LUFF gybe
>>154283765yeah I know
going to sleep 16 hourshttps://youtu.be/lU6yfkT3f7k
>Essex managed not to lose a wicket so far in the second innings Must be the biggest opening stand of the season so far
did something happen in soccer or septicrugby?
…yhyer mum
Great comeback retard. Try learning English first they maybe you'll understand the "your mum" jokes.
lmao at the seething peewee in the other thread. Had to scramble to find some sort of cricket based discussion as some kind of gotcha to the accusation of never actually discussing cricket.
>>154282398HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS: Round 3, Day 3:>Division OneHampshire 238. & 336.v Somerset 288. & 139/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp8dlpnrrr5ohttps://youtu.be/kiae1I9lijQWarwickshire 190. & 220.v Essex 205. & 11/0.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c8x72wjk0y7o???>Division TwoGloucestershire 136. & 305.v Lancashire 240. & 75/3.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c9952ly0eepohttps://youtu.be/QLG9kRs-PpUNorthamptonshire 409.v Middlesex 341. & 109/1.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy419newwm0ohttps://youtu.be/bnR_PfJZRkI
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 3, Day 4:>Division OneHampshire v Somersethttps://youtu.be/TiBvZtD8nygWarwickshire v Essexhttps://youtu.be/0UdEWHaZf0I>Division TwoGloucestershire v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/QTT5BdphbhYNorthamptonshire v Middlesexhttps://youtu.be/ZQ4KBQbrNzcYesterdays highlights >>154300750
>didn't make 200 peewees lost the story
>>154300750you posted wrong middx highlights https://youtu.be/M5u8vWt0xTE
Elgar is fucking cooked
>cook gone work called
aaaand its over
>>154300758HIGHLIGHTS & REPORTS: Round 3, Day 4:>Division OneHampshire 238. & 336. v Somerset 288. & 288/8.>RESULT: Somerset win by 2 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cvge09lk4x1ohttps://youtu.be/138TEQ5aXWAWarwickshire 190. & 220. v Essex 205. & 164.>RESULT: Warwickshire win by 41 runs. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c62jv81p2j1ohttps://youtu.be/lT6lotIQBeY>Division TwoGloucestershire 136. & 305. v Lancashire 240. & 203/6.>RESULT: Lancashire win by 4 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0krm3mde15ohttps://youtu.be/UTF2rDgJiJUNorthamptonshire 409. v Middlesex 341. & 353/3.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cjd84zvk3m1ohttps://youtu.be/mF8bI0DPYC8
>just seen NZ lost to Bangladesh oh dear
Is poomerset lad another of the former cric regulars that have gone over the last few years?
>>154281692An even worse article has now appeared written by some idiot genuinely thinking opening with Rew would be a good idea.
Hadn’t realised the West Indies had completely fucked around with their domestic FC games. hadn’t really thought about the fact I hadn’t seen any scores for the championship out there and and have only just discovered they moved the whole thing several months back.
>>154325030>>154325030
>>154253212>radiatorsyou need to go back
>/cric/ Just let go
>>154317374It's a total fucking mess.>The West Indies Championship has been significantly pared back this year after CWI reported a $28.5 million loss for 2025 in its financial statements. Each of the six domestic teams will play three group matches, with the group-stage leaders playing against a West Indies Academy side before facing the winner of a second vs third play-off.Taken from https://www.espncricinfo.com/story/cwi-championship-trinidad-and-tobago-leeward-islands-abandoned-dangerous-pitch-1533042Video of the match-ending delivery: https://twitter.com/Ben_Wisden/status/2046611888398536984
>>154325217what sort of mad mismanagement makes a grassroots competition lose 28.5 million in a yearalso lol at that video, can tell that wasn't the first time he had gotten hit
Off to the home of cricket this weekend, Sophia Gardens.
oh god not the vuvuzela's
What a sorry fucking thread. Britzoloids are a plague.
Think im just gonna stop browsing/cric/ until this thread hits bump limit. Bye
purari karikari iniana
>>154330967powerful
poo in loo
get a browndog up you
Happy St. George's day cunce
>>154336238FUCK I forgot my epic image
im watching cricket right now
Its uphttps://youtu.be/7g5AorVgnyk?
are we better or worse than bangladesh
>>154337703Much worse
Just crunched the numbers and it appears as though Bangladesh are better
who was in the wrong here
>>154338527Me, the viewer at home.
never fear county LOOMS
>>154338527Kek.
oh dear KP talking bollocks again
fire on wall sesh down the world famous city bloctop 3 in the country at least
Saffers are mercs
i fear that nz may become a cricketing minnow over the next few years
Let's become an ice hockey juggernaut
More like nice cockey jag a nut
>>154349879lol
Phoebe Litchfield
looking at a ute tomorrow
>>154351267is it running?
it's stationary in the photos
I think ute is a pretty cool guy.Eh moves soil around and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>154351351well you better go catch it
>>154351419
>>154351428she can fix me
dosn
based retard hours
rude nigga
>>154351731what does his shirt say
>>154351766millionaire sir
Can't piss about today so posting these early, most are up except Glamorgan and Notts streams. This thread is still up but after this round I probably won't bother anymore. /COUNTY/ Championship: Round 4, Day 1Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket pageTable is on the previous highlights post >Division OneGlamorgan v Leicestershire noy up yetNottinghamshire v Warwickshirenot up yetSurrey v Essexhttps://youtu.be/u7t8snv49tkYorkshire v Sussexhttps://youtu.be/6YufdpS_6L8>Division TwoDerbyshire v Gloucestershire https://youtu.be/K9edNgNOVKUDurham v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/8mg8Oelv84oWorcestershire v Kenthttps://youtu.be/96uTCR5jbmI
(anyone else confused by that post?)
>Samit Patel, who has announced his retirement from domestic cricket, says he "probably wouldn't have played" in a disapproved T20 league earlier this year had he known it would result in a ban.>Former England all-rounder Patel, 41, and Australian bowler Peter Siddle are both unable to play in the T20 Blast this summer after competing in the World Legends Pro T20 League in Goa.>The England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB) says players cannot play domestic cricket for 12 months if they have participated in a "disapproved" league such as this.>As a result, Patel has retired from domestic cricket in England but says he will still be playing franchise cricket elsewhere in the world. RIP SandwichRIP Sids
>Atkinson making season debut FFS It would have to be against Essex.
>>154351926dont worry champ, siddle will be back for another season of BBL
Luckily Westley is back and strangely Essex have been put in to bat on a cloudless day
>New Zealand allrounder Suzie Bates will retire from international cricket after the 2026 T20 World Cup in England, bringing an end to a 20-year career.
>>154338527>>154341388why keki don’t get it
Got the quote and quote formerly proto gf staying with me and it's a bloody pain in the arse tbqhwyCan't work for more than 10 minutes without her bugging me with something, and every spare moment in the day outside of work has to be spent with her, knew I should have stayed as a volcelMight take her to New Road on the weekend thoughever
all those words to say nothing
>>154352514
*be's confused by THAT post*
have u quote and quote sealed the deal fella¿t. unsure about how things work across the ‘ond
if so, tis all part and parcel of milkin’ the cow fella
heh
Sebbo, more like basedo iykwim haha.
tabla x
x
>>154353289
>>154353306x
having a 4th round of oxygen therapy today
>>154353627crisp me abusing the penis pump
Essex doing well, although is something of an Oval Road again
Allison robbed there
Ffs I put this cunt on and Essex have a batting collapse
good recovery from glammy leaving london at 7:30am tomorrow to get to sophia for play pfffft
>>154351790/HIGHLIGHTS/ and Reports of Championship matches: Day 1, Round 4Morris prancers for St George’s Day edition >Division OneGlamorgan 334/7.v Leicestershire https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cgrl7vg59xvohttps://youtu.be/daA7q4h3CHMNottinghamshirev Warwickshire 375/8.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cx2vkz5n750ohttps://youtu.be/iUO3w-AjUf8Surrey v Essex 325/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c75kg03692nohttps://youtu.be/wX33vgU0mFkYorkshire v Sussex 373/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c15d18nlyg4ohttps://youtu.be/hfxSWb5NnrM>Division TwoDerbyshirev Gloucestershire 287/6.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy415zk2wqeohttps://youtu.be/ClPCweFD6BcDurham v Lancashire 356/7.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cz674zgpdy7ohttps://youtu.be/9jpIx1tCjU4Worcestershire 94/1.v Kent 196.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce35q0nk107ohttps://youtu.be/GqMsruwikJ8
wow looks like i came in at a bad time
>Former Black Caps all-rounder Doug Bracewell has admitted using cocaine after the first day of a match in England’s County Championship last year.The most (or only) interesting thing to ever happen in county cric
>>1543589392 year ban is harsh. Coke definitely isn't performance enhancing.
you can't take drugs after a match?
Murdering someone isnt performance enhancing either. Cocaine is illegal.
only performance enhancing cricket drugs are cialis and amyl nitrite
>>154364735and thc
>>154364810and bwc
never tried poppers
train to wales looms CAM ON GLAMMY
every year in super rugby, every single year, without fail:>4 nz teams make up the top 4 positions, far superior to every other team>5th nz team is dog shit, near the bottom of the table
Your point being?
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 4, Day 2Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneGlamorgan v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/PbsnZNXDIEsNottinghamshire v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/qHm1ACec1bUSurrey v Essexhttps://youtu.be/JtfjEbWZ6EkYorkshire v Sussexhttps://youtu.be/AReirznFZiQ>Division TwoDerbyshire v Gloucestershirehttps://youtu.be/wWL4cA6PE7ADurham v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/oQiSPE9s8tMWorcestershire v Kenthttps://youtu.be/CdVciTZDu8IDay 1 highlights >>154357215
Holy grimoly
So if Bethell had chosen not to go the the IPL and played for Warwick instead his four games so far would have been:>Surrey>Sussex >Essex >and Notts hardly a cakewalk of fixtures
morn’ criccy x
>>154357215>>154368240yeoman’s work fella rest assured I examine every single link tabla x
>>154366129get in lad
>15 year old kid faces his first ball>hits him for a sixIt's over aussie bros...
>scores 152* on 67 balls with 16 fours and 9 sixes>team makes 264-2 in 20 overs>still lose by 6 wickets with 7 balls remaining
>>154370687>>154370771fuck off
>>154370935make me
>RR vs SRH game 1>RR is 5 wickets down at only 9 runs thanks to Hosein>RR vs SRH game 2>single handedly buck breaks Hosein
>>154370942*spins your jaw like a 2003 Danish kaneria Googly*
is this guy selling jamboys?
>>154370687>>154370771>>154371038today was pretty insane ngl famakang
>>154370935kiwijeet and >him both spamming this place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=Yje12g095ZA
/cric/ more like /cooked/
>>154370687>>154370771>>154371038
>>154385661nice selfie, take it to /soc/
>>154385699Where do you post your selfies? Ratemypoo.com?
>>154385846>post your selfiesI'm not a woman so I don't take selfies
hungover
I'm here
>>154368240/HIGHLIGHTS/ and Reports of Championship matches for Day 2, Round 4>Division OneGlamorgan 440.v Leicestershire 215/1.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c4gxn3j9dpvohttps://youtu.be/RYfbRUUXgXANottinghamshire 264/8.v Warwickshire 459.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cy71rgzr5mdohttps://youtu.be/fh_5_vPmDzgSurrey 192/3.v Essex 409.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c89547z1y15ohttps://youtu.be/RfhPT0tP3FoYorkshire 192/1.v Sussex 502.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/clydlz4vg3gohttps://youtu.be/jpIhyG-dwTY>Division TwoDerbyshire 144/3.v Gloucestershire 498.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c77m2rpyrlpohttps://youtu.be/pLGc14rK8vkDurham 295.v Lancashire 370.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cnv84qlr8m4ohttps://youtu.be/nZuubzHhKnIWorcestershire 441/9.v Kent 196.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c625p7y2llgohttps://youtu.be/xGlQP46chH8
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 4, Day 3Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneGlamorgan v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/Xxdpp2bJvU4Nottinghamshire v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/eSKaFVBmClESurrey v Essexhttps://youtu.be/4YYh7NePwLcYorkshire v Sussexhttps://youtu.be/LWwJyJIfCW0>Division TwoDerbyshire v Gloucestershirehttps://youtu.be/u1fPZDmdzPQDurham v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/q8lbGNoB8uMWorcestershire v Kenthttps://youtu.be/uadcF8aVGEIday 2 highlights>>154386289
Joe Root actually going to be batting for Yorks today
>>154385867GOTTEM>>154386289>>154386294>>154386298tabla x
>>154386289>>154386294If you cant fit it in one post, dont post it at all. Better yet, just dont post it.
>>154385867If you were a woman in india, you'd be raped and beaten and not posting here
https://x.com/anshithaprincey/status/2047856238810251736
may schedule for the 'works released lads
>poot
See >Poot only made 96 on his seasonal debut. Poothetic.
ffs thought Essex would have bowled slurry out but it’s another Oval Road (which Jamie Smith still can’t score on against the mighty Essex seam attack)
>>154387202G R I M .
I went for a hearing test today and it turns out David Guetta hasnt ruined my hearing for life I am pleased about that I had some rocky, worrisome moments
bards pears win again
did the oxygen chamber that my mum very kindly paid for save me?we will never know for sure ultimately, we can't totally rule it out
holy kek
>>154387202Wednesday boulderers night
Volumes
alri lads. been off cric for agesdid shitjeet die?>peng flatwe all know it's a bedsit btw
>>154386294/HIGHLIGHTS/ and Reports of Championship matches for Day 3, Round 4>Division OneGlamorgan 440.v Leicestershire 550/5.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce3d94vggx6ohttps://youtu.be/XvnXVTzWk_0Nottinghamshire 279. & 310/4. (f/o)v Warwickshire 459.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cr71gk9lneyohttps://youtu.be/crDQ8SbQK8MSurrey 472.v Essex 409. & 19/0.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c14531xj834ohttps://youtu.be/LuoAYjdtj8UYorkshire 511.v Sussex 502. & 31/2.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ckgw7939nprohttps://youtu.be/7ZSCfUsD9BM>Division TwoDerbyshire 281. & 117/3. (f/o)v Gloucestershire 498.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c7vq2gngrleohttps://youtu.be/vcmYhsNFoQoDurham 295.v Lancashire 370. & 260/9dec.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c3v6g0d9zvyohttps://youtu.be/4SyS_zwH3awWorcestershire 447. v Kent 196. & 249.>RESULT: Worcester win by an innings and 2 runs.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cj60l3rlw43ohttps://youtu.be/eA9bBTpJeGY
>>154390341why on earth would somebody as Welsh and high borne as me buy a bedsit your brain is in serious need of 20mm max hangs, couchy
/boulder/ just dropped Zachy>>154390819
not been following county cricketis Mohammad Abbas still tearing shit up?
>>154391875wow, climbing is amazing think I'll go climbing tomorrow
>>154391875>woman>outdoors climbing on real boulderNah zachys not interested
Trying to book sea planes to get around Sri Lanka is like pulling teethWhy have a modern website if you just never update it? Also makes me realise how much I trust a website that looks like its from the early 2000s
the thing is I'm not indoor slab climbing redditor I understand the mechanisms of finger strength and the like and although I started way too late, I am not adverse to climbing outdoors
bed time tomorrow we go again keep batting on
Hope you dont wake up
i hope you continue to wake up every day for the next 100 years x>>154395288
>>154396663for>>154396595 as well
might give bouldering a go
FUCK THE IPL
>>154398794haven't posted here for about two weeks, but this is the post that might save /cric/
john lennon- smack my bitch up
>>154399759corrr skinny minny
>>154399759>grilled fishunaustralian
>>154399759Id eat that fish. The food in the white cardboard looks pretty good too
>>154399759wouldnt mind rubbing sunscreen into those shoulders
lower back seized up no work tomorrow hehe
the fact that a peewee peeplenty is the only sport on anzac monday is FARKED
>>154401309No idea what you're trying to say with that
Impressive. Very nice. Now let's see Don Bradman's military record.
the gallant and brave keith millerthe war dodging freemason don bradman
>>154399759calling bs. she's not that skinny and doesn't have a tatt
>>154401639its from her story
>>154401639I think you're right. I'm sorry guys
>never managed a real v5 so copes by pretending he only cared about callisthenics the entire time
/COUNTY/ Championship: Round 4, Day 4Streams on the ECB website and live radio & text on the BBC cricket page>Division OneGlamorgan v Leicestershirehttps://youtu.be/YggEIzandAUNottinghamshire v Warwickshirehttps://youtu.be/Mez5UkPQQmsSurrey v Essexhttps://youtu.be/FHUbMC3jZqwYorkshire v Sussexhttps://youtu.be/BcKdsdDo3Ng>Division TwoDerbyshire v Gloucestershirehttps://youtu.be/s0HzARegGN4Durham v Lancashirehttps://youtu.be/F9zzfq_y2xIday 3 highlights >>154390870
Bit of a dodgy one for Essex this, looks set to be a draw but there is an outside chance of a win. Reckon the only chance if they posted a lead of about 180 and gave Surrey just the whole final session it could help force a win, reckon it has to be that much if the pitch doesn't start really wear and hasn't become a lots less batter friendly . Either way just need to hope no batting collapse again.
CUNT NOT OUT FFS
>>154400896oof*hehe
at this point you really can't even deny that it is in fact the case
what are you talking about fella
Are bangladesh actually a great cricket nation now? or are >we just a bit shit?
any actual cricket going
the chinese century of cricket
not til june
biggest fucking joke of a sport. just stop playing for three months.
>>154402537yh, see >>154402050 but they are all just stopping for lunch. Both the Glamorgan and Yorkshire games are stone draws, and Surrey will likely be as well unless Essex baz it or Surrey take 9 wickets in the afternoon session. The two div 2 matches will both be a result, and Warks-Notts a likely one as well.
someone should make a big long post about all the cricket that's on or is going to be on soon
going to send some emails tomorrow. might even join a teams call.
>>154391276>>154391276
got implicitly called racist at work for referencing 'chinaman' in the context of cricket
been saying for years being tall is bad in cricket you cannot name 5 good tall batsmen
>>154402968Of the top 10 English test run scorers:1st JE Root (6' 0")2nd AN Cook (6' 2") 3rd GA Gooch (6' 0")6th KP Pietersen (6' 4")8th MA Atherton (6' 0")10th MC Cowdrey (not listed, but said to be the same height as Wally Hammond; 6' 3". Hammond is the 11th all time England run scorer and finished with a much higher test average)Only one genuine manlet in Ian Bell.
kp and gooch the only good ones listed
Essex need to push up the RR if they want to give a good lead to declare on. But then I doubt that will be Westleys intention.
6' really pushing the definition of 'tall'I'm 6'2" and I barely consider myself tall, on the upper end of average at school at bottom 50% of men at work
>most self-aware big strong australian
but that english list is surprising I guarantee that if you re-run it for any non-asian nation you get manlet after manlet
>>154403056Root and Hammond both have much better averages, 51.1 and 58.5, than either of those (47.3 and 42.6). Even Boycott has a better average than KP. >>154403095I don't think so, I would say most are probably just normal height with odd shortarse and lanklet in the mix. Like Lara yes a manlet, but then someone like Viv Richards, no and Clive Lloyd certainly not. Then you have to remember that average height was shorter in the past when talking about legacy players from the pre-war era.
australia>1. Ponting 1.78m (think this is wrong as he's famously short, I met him once and was shocked)>2. Border 5'9">3. S. Waugh 5'10">4. Steven Peter Devereux "Meme Shit" Smith 5'9">5. Warner 5'10">6. Clarke 5'10">7. Hayden 6'2">8. M. Waugh 6'>9. Langer 5'8">10. Taylor 5'10"So only Hayden for Australia, and we're taller on average than brits.
>>154403130viv wasn't tall I don't think
three lines or fewer ta
>>154403145apparently 5' 10" which I'm surprised at, but which is in the average range, my "point was he was not a manlet
yes I'm not talking about kruger van wyks here but plainly tall works against a batsman
I guess its because once you get above a certain height it becomes a bit more difficult to get your bat down. Still I wouldn't describe most of these >>154403143 even jokingly as shortarses even by Australian standards. https://www.abs.gov.au/ausstats/abs@.nsf/lookup/4338.0main+features212011-13Westley gets his ton, good for him, RR starting to go up
can't name a genuinely great tall batsmen - as in could be in the greatest of all time convo
Westley needs to declare
desu not quite sure why is bard chatting shit about rando county matches and cricket physicality when he should be entertaining the proto instead
faghots
not a real sport
>>154403473First you have to define "tall", despite what the previous ausanon said 6' 2" is objectively tall. >Graeme Pollock >Wally Hammond
Tonight's IPL match had absolutely beautiful bowling from Hazlewood and BhuvneshwarI'd make webms but you faggots don't desere it
>beautiful bowling>t20>beautiful bowling>hazelwood
>>154402050/HIGHLIGHTS/ and Reports of Championship matches for Day 4, Round 4, with the table how it now stands.>Division OneGlamorgan 440. & 137/2. v Leicestershire 586/7dec.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/ce8j8p10pr8ohttps://youtu.be/4CUq2xwcGQYNottinghamshire 279. & 537/7dec. (f/o) v Warwickshire 459.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cn4v4v4vx0xohttps://youtu.be/8NxeifSGBvASurrey 472. v Essex 409. & 302/2dec.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c1krkrkw48nohttps://youtu.be/f6OzCxzWlVoYorkshire 511. v Sussex 502. & 324/8.>RESULT: Match drawn. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/cp86868g07johttps://youtu.be/hZldt_FkXlI>Division TwoDerbyshire 281. & 252. (f/o) v Gloucestershire 498. & 39/0.>RESULT: Gloucester win by 10 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/czjwj2ygpyrohttps://youtu.be/GDuMBxjMHpoDurham 295. & 336/2. v Lancashire 370. & 260/9dec.>RESULT: Durham win by 8 wickets.https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/articles/c0q9q2edy2xohttps://youtu.be/ss-kfy9O1xA
imagine typing all that for free lmao
he doesn't, I pay him to do it
>>154403257my theory has always been that shorter batsmen have a smaller "good length" zone since where it bounces is really a reflection of where the ball passes their bodyif youre shorter in stature then what would be in the good length zone for a taller batsman is now too short its like how in baseball shorter batters literally have a smaller strike zone since its proportional to height
>>154405146>>154402050>>154390870see>>154369229x
>>154404506do it fellano idea why bhuvi and shamoo aren’t getting any love from ict ngl
>>154403257one theory is that shorter batsmen have a smaller "good length" zone since where it bounces is really a reflection of where the ball passes their bodyif youre shorter in stature then what would be in the good length zone for a taller batsman is now too shortits like how in baseball shorter batters literally have a smaller strike zone since its proportional to heightinnit
Bard goes to Jupiter to get more stupiderZachy goes to Mars to eat mens arse
>>154408195hmmmm, seems plausible
>>154408389tabla x
who /jasonbelmonte/ in here
has nz ever won a game of criccy
don't think mars rhymes with arse but maybe i'm wrong
The best part of eating arse is telling everyone about it
/cric/?More like the stinkiest most horrific smelling Indian SHIT!LOL LMAO
kek gottem
>Former international pace bowler and experienced administrator Geoff Allott will lead New Zealand Cricket (NZC) as its new chief executive.
Geoff Allott, more like Geoff Nottmuchh iykwim haha
>>154411724holy...
getting dangerously close to convict hoursenjoy the last moments of peace
WHAT UP FUCKOS
thinking about the ute im gonna buy
thinking about going to bed early
>>154413905based REMmaxxer
https://x.com/chrisluxonmp/status/2048706607236960453Kia ora champions!
>>154413648hit us with yer top three picks fella x
>>154414318based langley chad offloading technicals to freedom fighters iykwim haha
hihi >>154414364queem QUEEM
cold was my soul untold was the pain when she left me a rose in the rain
what’s his name champ
no cricket on? ok then
posting lyrics has to be one of the gayest things that you could post on 4chan
>>154414600many such cases>>154414774only thing worse are surreylad's attempts at a /cric/ disco
looks like we've got Mr. Knows What's Gay in here
>>154414774never before did i see a postthat i so disagreed with the most
i don't like cricket.
>>154414846OH NO
>>154414774It is very Tumblr actually
back still cooked dr certificate secured let's frickin go
really buzzing thread today
Cricket?
>>154417717tabla x>>154415509sorry to hear fella x
not inclined to post when you have such a negative attitude
Dead sport, dead genny
YFO, FYO
>>154423935bit rudetrue, but rude nonetheless
check the 4th point theyre going to kill the bbl and some zombie version of it will be played in bindia
what does BBL stand for
>>154423935trvke
based bangladeshi lads
just found out about stamp duty
do not accept that ponting is 5'9". 5'7" in shoes maybe. I absolutely towered over him as a teenager (maybe 6", maybe 5'11")
>>154427906just drop the avo toast and give the bank a firm handshake and look them in the eye mate all it takes to buy a home
>>154426839>expansion into indialmao yes this is what will save the decline of cricket with zoomers
>>154427906we're sober men and trueand attentive to stamp duty
>Marvel Stadium>15-year history Lot to unpack here
any retardmen in?
>>154426898Brazillian booty lift
>>154428060AMA
/cric/ disco returns this Friday 5pm SHARP
my friday or your friday?
>>154426898Bad Back League (they're all old)
>>154428489Pretty good
>Protick: "I am 95% sure that this match won't take place at all. It is heavily raining at chittagong. This will continue till 5-6 pm. So, nearly no chance of play . "
>all these suggestions about memepick openers and Sibley is right there
>a gay black Italian is going to open the batting for England Aussies will have a field day
respect the courage and bravery personally
>friday criscocannae promise, but might swing by xalt see >>154174257tabla x
yfo yourself ta blob
fun little joke to bring out at the pub: referring to multiple guinesses as guinni. really goes down well in my experience
boutta finna ngl>ta blobone of yer best yet ngl smella x
/asiangf/men itt?
had a hapa (jap/scot) gf oncehorny afmiss her ngl
thought you were married
>>154430009There's some huge article on the BBC about Gay but it passes over the fact he "was" an opener and now doesn't. Another "get rich quick Rodders" player all because he's had two good matches his season. For Northants where he opened:2022: 825 @ 33.0 in D12023: 589 @ 34.6 in D1 2024: 919 @ 57.4 in D2 Since joining Durham where he has mostly batted 3.2024: 100 @ 33.3 in D12025: 954 @ 45.4 in D1 2026: 344 @ 86.0 in D2Still would be a better choice than Crawley or McKinney though tbf
>>154430065I've started called bar people "beer wallah" as an annoying habit
thought you were a mute
Hate when I go to a park and a big fuck off fenced cricket pitch takes up 1/3 of the park useless sport for wankers fuck you
>>154430288give guinni a go this friday
for example offer to get a round, come back and say "here we are boys, 4 guinni"
>beer wallah>gunni
>boutta finnaget to it then fat
he's on the ropes
finna boutta ngltabla for understanding x
>>154430457No, because draught Guinness is rubbish
Don't bother making a new just let cric go become a matchie special "general" like rug, only popping up for Tests and the WC.
8 posts till /cric/ dies for ever
this has been one of the worst /cric/s of all time and shitjeet wasn't even in itgenuinely grire stuff
You say that yet this was probably the second most on topic thread since the Ashes.
Next thread will be better. I guarantee it.
>worstStill seething that there was cricket related posts?
…4 posts nowhttps://youtu.be/6M8L_0S3RbE
no it just turned out to be a really low quality threadno need to take it so badly because it's not your fault as op, you couldn't have predicted this. good news is we won't have a /cric/ this shit for a few years at least
for you
me and many others ¿ pretty solid thread atc ngl
>>154432060https://youtu.be/e8c7aDeNdTA
based sebshit trying to make it go from 'one of' to 'the' worst*opens a window*
thread died in a huge whiff of sebshite
>>154431974pretty good thread fellakeep it up, ya¿ x
*opens the door too*(feel free to yfo yourself)
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