Saturday: North v baneEss v melbSyd v gold coast Haw v bulldogs
>>154171996>They never seem to stay down all that long thoughi would attribute that to the durability and consistency of certain players like pendlebury and sidebottom, and the mentality/leadership they bring to the club.it's going to be really rough when they leave. can't replace leadership and culture.
Reminder that Nick Daicos is currently refusing to enter contract negotiations with Collingwood.He's contracted to 2029, Collingwood still want to increase his pay, and he's saying no.It's an interesting discussion.
none of this is interesting
>>154171984i swear the only women who give me a look that lasts more than 0.001 seconds are all dark, whether they be black or indian etc
>>154172017>can't replace leadership and culture.Not with like for like but free agency does make it easier than it has been in the past. They'll have some mass retirements over the next two years and be flush with cash so they'll probably start targeting leaders and gun FAs now.
>>154172025The money for Tassie will be too much to turn down and since he's contracted Pies will be happy to trade him for multiple first rounders to accelerate their rebuild. Can see him doing an Ablett, spending a few years with Tassie for the cash, then coming back to the Pies for one last crack at a flag.
>>154172025going to tas innit
>>154172025wow jye menzies supported by nick daicos will launch tassies midfield into the stratosphere
>>154172042Sorry, but that doesn't really work.Hawthorn thought exactly the same thing 10 years ago when they moved out Lake, Hale, S.Mitchell, Lewis and Hodge, then brought in Tom Mitchell, O'Meara and Wingard.These guys simply could not offset the loss of leadership and winning mentality their old guard brought. Same goes for Richmond bringing in Hopper and Taranto, two pretty good players for GWS, but couldn't even come close to replacing guys like Cotchin and Dusty in terms of leadership and winning mentality.The other problem is that clubs with poor list demographics tend to be unattractive destinations for FA.There are a lot of clubs with big money to throw now, and all of them have better lists for contending than Collingwood. Zak Butters is the big free agent this year; why would he choose Collingwood over the Doggies who are offering the same money?According to the midweek tackle, Collingwood's pitch to Butters is "if you come to us, we'll extend your career to well into your 30s, just look at pendles, sidey and howe".If that's their pitch, they are in massive trouble.
>>154172057>Daicos>Pies will be happy to trade him for multiple first roundersdon't think they will mate.daicos leaving would be equivalent to ripping the heart and soul out of the club.it's not like geelong losing ablett, because geelong was always a strong team with several other gun players.nick daicos literally is colllingwood. he's the guy who says "come with me". take him out, and collingwood will 100% be in no-man's land for over a decade.you just cannot afford to lose players like nick.
not here to read essays
when geelong lost ablett, they still had bartel, kelly, enright, chapman, corey, mackie, scarlett, stevie j.if collingwood lose nick daicos, who do they still have? who's the one guy who can stand up and say "come with me"?
getting tired of the kingyposting...
>>154172070I think the flaw in both your suggestions is that those weren't really bringing in leaders to aid a rebuild, they were bringing in senior players in attempts to extend their flag windows and avoid a rebuild, which is ironically similar to what Collingwood already did what guys like Houston, Schultz and Perryman. It rarely works out. Hopper and Taranto both got sold on the idea they would be helping the Tigers stay up and about only for Dimma to quit out of the blue during the season, take a six month holiday, then move up North to head a pre-built team with a finals calibre list. Suddenly Taranto and Hopper saw the bottom fall out, their senior players traded out, and the club now fully committing to a rebuild. There's literally no way they could provide the sort of impact Dusty and Cotchin did in a seasoned team. But they are helping the kids develop and building the culture for the next gen. That's what Collingwood need to do because they don't really have any other options. imo their best bet is to target solid 20-something players who have demonstrated leadership and on-field ability and could potentially take another step for cheap, bring in some veterans with a few years left for free, go to the draft heavy over the next 3 years with early firsts and what they get for Daicos, then bring in free agents selling them on the hope of the future and the 'playing for a big club' factor.What alternatives do they have aside from a full bottom out rebuild?
>>154172070They're a long way from the finished product.
>>154172082No one's forcing you to read anything, retard. Just skip over the things you can't read.
the window for how long it is acceptable for me to not have an old hag of a gf is quickly closing.
>>154172133iktfb
>>154172123can guarantee you there is absolutely no chance any half-decent free agent would even spit on collingwood if they happily moved on nick daicos for draft picksnick's the one player you can't afford to lose. what do collingwood stand for if they trade nick? how are they going to sell free agents on being able to find the promised land without nick there?
Why do people prematurely declare they are done watching footy for the year?
>>154172081Keeping Daicos means seven more years of being Daicos + 22 passengers, finishing mid table and not being able to regenerate the list. Tassie is getting 8 first rounders they have to trade across multiple years or they lose them. Pies getting something outrageous like 5+7 in 2027 and 5 in 2028 is going to provide a lot more transformative value than keeping Daicos will. They just have no young talent. Look at this list of players >>154171779. Who do you build around from that?
>>154172133It's probably already too late, in Australia pretty much after turning 23 having a girlfriend with an age that starts with the number 1 is basically committing social suicide.
>>154172127sick your gay soulless essay posts no one reads turdo you dickhead cunt
>>154172082i'm here to say KWAB
you can feel it can't you?the media is going to start coming for collingwood
>>154172158I'm not even posting them for people to read. I'm posting them purely to piss you off.
>>154172168>i intentionally ruin this gennypiss off you dick and your shit soulless bakes too. fuck you
shove it up your arse dickhead
>>154172173you being mad is not ruining anything, sperg.
>>154172153It doesn't matter mate. Daicos represents more than just a good player to the Pies.Norf have had the full suite of super draft picks, what's that got them?If your club has a player of the caliber of Nick Daicos, you just can't let go of them unless you're Geelong with 10+ A-Graders. The message it sends is that you're not a serious club.At the end of the day, Collingwood made the mistake of letting the coach dictate list management decisions, went all-in on short term, and failed to maintain an intake of good young players. Even Geelong were conscious of this, which is why they have much better youth than Collingwood. The lesson is to never listen to the coach on list management strategy.
>>154172177you're actively ruining this community you sperg fuck>>154172174based
>>154172186>basedI was talking to you, dickhead.
>>154172133same how old are you?
why do you think he's turdbo?
i miss my world of warcraft dayssomething about those days sing to my soul
>>154172189it's not a soulless gay post like turdcunt, therefore based
>>154172185>If your club has a player of the caliber of Nick Daicos, you just can't let go of them unless you're Geelong with 10+ A-Graders. The message it sends is that you're not a serious club.This is once in a lifetime money for Daicos as well as an unprecedented opportunity to accelerate a rebuild for Pies. They just won a flag three years ago and the cliff is here, people will accept it or at the very least understand it.
>>154172195You are a retard and I don't like you. Do not reply to my posts.
>>154172202go suck him off some more turdosbf
i wonder what all my mounts are doing in wow
some of you think your so fucking goodwell your not
Pretty sure my WoW account got hacked over a decade ago. I'm genuinely like the bikecuck in that I don't care.
>>154172212fuck off you gay cunt
>>15417219130 and the age range for girls I find attractive still hasn't changed in over a decade
>dating past 35 The grimmest of the grim.
I love video games
>>154172216yeah i'm 29 my main problem though is that i don't know any women
i will never ever go on a date
>>154172224Name six (6)
>>154172231same. fucks me off how performative and insincere they all are
>sisza (slightly older than me) says "yeah i'm so glad i've been in a relationship for ages now i feel really bad for you everyone i know trying to date now says it sucks
why do boomers like ipads so much?
>>154172229I am too busy with work now I hardly go out to meet any.shit is messed up because I am just pissing my life away as the weeks go by in fast forward mode.it's like aftger covid all my connections just went away and I haven't had any female contact since.
i just want to have random sex with strange women
ALFNTHEMhttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c>>154172215u k fella ¿
>>154172250The text is too small on their phones.
>>154172257trad af
>>154172258based and iggspilled
>>154172280x
fag
BIGFATTITS
>>154172232ConcordAnthemForspokenRedfallSkull & BonesSaints Row (2022)
WINGS ARE FOR RISING
>>154172302HALF LIFE SOURCE
>>154172302
>>154172308?
Does Willie Rioli still play?
>>154172349Retired last year.
What is better this year, Footy Classified or The Agenda Setters?
>>154172358Which one is Caro on?
if sport didn't exist we would be killing politicians all the time
>>154172254same, work drains all my energy cbf dealing with women on the 2 days i have offdepressing at times but it's a lot easier and less draining to be single
>>154172374Why else do you think so much money is invested into circuses?
>>154172133>>154172191>>154172216>>154172229>>154172254>>154172379Take the doll pill.
problem with me is i'm too jaded and cynical and don't have time for mind games dating shit, just be honest and forthright, try to manipulate me i'll piss off
>>154172365The Agenda Setters.
>>154172421That's the one to watch then.
>>154172395>Expecting honesty, forthrightness, and no mind games from womenlol
Fuck cars
>>154172395>>154172379https://youtu.be/xTeXRqIeTm0x
>>154172449like in the exhaust pipe?
>>154172448I am not at all
>>154172379for me the weekend has become the two days I use to catch up on sleep instead of going out
can we keep the posts afl related, no one cares that you’re some forever alone lonely faggot
phones and social media have made people so boring
>>154172512see >>154172304>>154172258https://youtu.be/oxL6FzH_OAk
First Up with Kano is up:https://www.afl.com.au/video/1495036/first-up-freos-lucky-escape-from-longmuir-blunder-rachele-ready-for-take-off?videoId=1495036&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1775830400001Thoughts?
take it to bigfooty nerd
dave with the cutting edge insight
>>154172674>should of
>>154172674can you please stop posting this autist, his incorrect use of letter capitalization is giving me anxiety
>zfoy
iggs
>>154172910crispitti xhttps://youtu.be/e0UOew2Fc-c
cant sleep
..yh I am gonna go with IGGS
>>154173034Football fandom never sleeps. They call me Nighthawk.
>>154173047can I interest you in some IGGS, fella ¿
>>154173047i need to see it before i believe it
>>154173070I like eagles, and I am a fan of the Hawthorn Football Club.
>>154173078many are saying this
>>154173078It's an interesting discussion
>>154173085i just don't see it
>>154173080>I like eaglessee>>154173085The Eagle is greater than the serpent.
>>154172025he's a forward 50 wizard
Collingwood, what do they stand for?
alright which one of you was banned from bigfooty and posted 500 screencaps from the pies board here because you couldn't laugh at them over there
just killed to biggest whitetail i've ever seen
2025 hawthorn edition nissan patrol for sale. unlic, no plates, cash only, definitely not stolen, ideal for export, need gone before mondaypick up from richmond
would like to see you try kill a creature that can fight back
i too would like to hunt dangerous game
>>154173095I'm a huge believer in a plug-and-play forward line, but looking at Collingwood, I'm just not seeing it. Once Jamie Elliot and their old guard retire, who's going to take them to the promised land?
>>154173113mate i can easily make a bigfooty account and wind them up. i just couldn't be bothered this time.
>>154173145you are what you are
got too stoned and had a panic attack. was frozen paralysed in bed for half an hour
i'm a huge believer in the dogs tomorrow with ed richards back in the side.it's going to be tough for young emmett to step into big tim english's shoes through. when the whips are cracking he's going to have his hands full dealing with lloyd meek and ned reeves.
>once x retires y is finishedposters are too myopic. they never understand that coaching, trades and development can create replacements for existing team structures.
>>154173034https://youtu.be/Wl5zR-U5CvUx
>>154173198Not for Pendlebury and Sidebottom. You can't replace leadership mate.I've had Collingwood supporters telling me that they have already replaced Pendlebury, that Ned Long has already replaced him.That tells you just about everything you need to know about where they're at.
Behold the Collingwood delusion."Constantly evolving" - into a 2-3 team, with the oldest list in the AFL by far.
>>154173213define leadership and why can't it be replaced?
>>154173268Being able to help players get better, mobilize your team into the correct positions, understanding the strengths and weaknesses of your teammates and knowing the best ways to bring them into the game, being able to stand up and make the big decision when the chips are down. There's also all kinds of stuff that goes on off the field.There's a lot of nuance in this. Pendlebury has been at the club for 20 years now, understands what the club's about, what it's gone through, what it takes to succeed. This is the kind of rich experience you wouldn't get from someone like say, a Luke Davies-Uniacke, a good player, but has only ever been a part of failure, and hasn't even come remotely close to experiencing the promised land in his 9 year career.Imo, these qualities are critical for building sustained success, and went a really long way in helping Hawthorn secure a three-peat. Guys like Hodge and Sam Mitchell helped bring the best out of that whole team, and they've never been the same since they left.
>>154173324Another thing: one of the trends for Collingwood this year is that their defensive organization is still strong. They can't keep up with fast teams in an open running game, but they still know how to set themselves up and defend teams that try to do that. Having a lot of experienced players goes a long way to achieving that.If you take the Pendleburys,Sidebottoms,Howes out of the Collingwood side and replace them with headless chook youngsters, that well drilled defensive structure will start to fall apart. Given they already have a trainwreck of a forward line, it's just not going to bode well.
>>154173324Moore, Maynard and Crisp all appear to possess these atrributes to my eye as someone who is not a collingwood supporter. Someone will fill the void bevause they must. Nature abhors a vacuum.The bigger problem is whether they have enough talent to replace what's going out and only time will tell. Collingwood are one of the three clubs who have been the best at maintaining their position, to write them off as a fait accompli is foolish.
>>154173370>Moore, Maynard and Crisp all appear to possess these atrributes30, 30, 33Moore is already suffering old man injuries.And you're forgetting something critical: these are players who are already in the side. These are not the answer to the question for who replaces the 38 year old Pendlebury or the 36 year old Sidebottom.These two guys were critical in Collingwood's narrow win over the middling Saints with their decision making under pressure. Again, this is not trivial to replace, and Collingwood have the worst youth in the league.
>>154173405They will step up, younger players like McCreery and Quaynor will take their spots and so on. New players will be drafted and traded.
>>154173446>They will step up, younger players like McCreery and Quaynor will take their spots and so onlol wut?how can they take their spots when those players are already in the team?collingwood fans are seething at mcreery right now for being hopelessly inconsistent. quaynor is 26 years old, not young, and already a permanent fixture in the team.give it up mate even most collingwood fans know it's a big problemo at this point. going all in to pinch another flag was the strategy and it didn't work.
the colliewobbles are FUCKED
collingwood are fucked yes but longmanure's dockies did not look impressive either.this fred team is good but won't be doing anything in finals with him in charge
it was interesting choice letting the aflw play on friday nightwhen do the men play?
freo have a good enough list for a flag but longmuir will never bring them to onehe has zero personality and looks miserable all the time, he will never elevate his players to win finals.
>>154173080bless x
Farmers aren't special...In Australiua, farmers are often lauded as these blue collar heroes, who should always be treated with more respect than non-farmers.I call bullshit on that. They aren't special. They're workers and business owners like millions of others."They put food on your table!"Consumers put food on their table too. A farmer who has no market for their crop is gonna go belly up.And if modern farmers want a market for their crop, modern society needs to continue to function.It's a symbiotic relationship.
>>154172304WIDE AND FREE
morning gents
good morning fella x
>>154176284did silent alarm write this?
Anyone ever been in a box at the footy? What’s it like
>in a box
>>154176329Only at a mariners game at cenny coast stadium. My mate worked for telstra and they had a box. was alrightbetter than paying $8 for a vb lol
Why do you like the ads where the parent tells the kid it's ok to be queer?
Is Kano right to be so critical of Longmuir for persisting with Sean Darcy alongside Luke Jackson?He made Longmuir his vol-kano last night, and said Darcy going off injured changed the game in Freo's favor.
Artemis 2 splashdown imminent fellas x
shartemis poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3lxCVZnV9M
>>154176793gma
gma
>>154176329been a few times. went to the lions tour (union), and then been to a few days of test cricketits great, its free drinks and theres catered meals plus finger foods, nicer seats tooonly negative is boxes are quite high so the view isnt as good as field-side seat
>gma>give me anal
I stayed up until 1am watching the Kayo replay of Pies v Fred last night. One of the worst games I've ever witnessed. I watched the whole thing because the scoreline was close but holy shit both teams kicked it out on the full 100 times. Tbh, Pies should've won, their defensive pressure was elite and they dominated posession. They're forward line is non-existent and before this season Pies fans kept assuring me that wasn't a problem. You're main target is Tim Memebrey? Really??That being said, the commentating was so biased, it was like I was watching the Collingwood fancams. I hope Freo win the flag so Garry and Huddo have a good fucking seethe.
what meats should i buy from coles for the best combination of healthiness and building muscle? anything specific i should avoid?
>>154173249They really think they're Geelong KEK
>>154176738Collingwood 2026 splashdown earlier was more impressive.Dunny is still emitting strobe lights and remixes of the macarena.
>meat>healthy
>>154177178you're asking these tards who will argue for hours about how my 'za's for brekkie is too many advice on nutrition?
Good morning alf
what does collingwood stand for?
>>154177165> They're forward line is non-existent and before this season Pies fans kept assuring me that wasn't a problem.Literally no Pies fan said this dickhead, everyone knows it’s an issue. Fucking gaslighting idiot, fuck off back to r/afl and get some upvotes for showing how anti-homophobic you are cunt, your so called “analysis” is fucking shit and a waste of time
I'm a big believer in knowing where you're at. I look at Collingwood's list and I ask myself have they got the mix right. They go out and chase guys like Schultz, McStay, and Membrey to be the ones to hit the scoreboard. But I'm watching last night and they lose to a side that scored 45 points. The opposition scores 45 points and you're losing a game of footy? It's obviously not working, so I think Collingwood need to start asking themselves some serious questions in the list management space because right now they're nowhere. Maybe you shop a Nick Daicos around to get some more high end talent into this club who will improve your scoring potency. It's an interesting discussion and I think these are the list management questions Collingwood need to be asking themselves.
>>154177244they're a long way off the promised land
>>154177312the fuk timmy gonna do?
>>154176329i cannot report atm but i will be doing one later this year at AO for a poot game so i can report back for that
>girl on ig deleted story of her in a bikini just as i was about to screenshot it to masturbate Not my morning so far
>Fremantles 7.3.45 to 5.9.39 win over Collingwood is the first time since Rd15 1968 when Melbourne 6.4.40 def North Melbourne 5.8.38 that a team has won with just 10 scoring shots at goal. This breaks Fremantle's previous lowest of 11 in a 10.1.61 to 7.7.49 win over Collingwood at Optus Stadium in 2020.Seems it only takes minimum effort for maximum effect with Freo against the Pies.
How come you guys like tradies so much?
>>154177273Someone in this very general said Collingwood won a flag without many key forwards and will continue to win without any.Bet it was you piesperg you sooky cunt.
>>154177444Shut the fuck up you schizo cunt, you’re literally imagining things
so fucking sick of email verification
>Fucking gaslighting idiot>you schizo cuntjej
>>154177353pooce
This is an extremely important post.
>>154177558>give yourselves a boyfriend vacationA lot of Collingwood fans should
what is the deal with opposition fans who go to another club board to seek good boy points among their supporters? this is just embarrassing
fuck off with the big footy screenshots you fucking faggot spastic
I’m the epitome of too angry to die
pizza for breakfast at 11:30 AM
>>154177558
i think dave might be onto something here
link the thread I will post on it
>>154177835here you go matehttps://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/round-5-collingwood-39-45-fremantle.1407784/page-18
Didn’t think we’d see anything as pathetic as tradies trying to argue they have any value in the world, but then this bloke comes along with his bigfooty stalking lmao, what a little faggot. Kinda bloke that has had three wanks this morning already and has a gut that hangs over his shorts lmao, fat useless faggot
>>154177867you sound upset champ
footo in less than an hour
>>154177900No way
>>154177911way
>>154177840https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/round-5-collingwood-39-45-fremantle.1407784/post-91372008
i'm going to start kingyposting elsewhere across 4channobody will get it, but that's fine.
Breakfast was two bacon egg rolls from cafe, large caramel thick shake, and three hashbrowns; morning tea was a half bag of Allen’s snakes and a family sized tea cake; 14000 calories to go
>>154177921Reckon you might get the ban mate
>>154177921kek
>>154177424>>154177490
>>154177941idcill make another alf consulate profile
>>154177935Reckon you might get the gastric band mate
>>154177921Why is your avatar a pic of Adam Goodes?
>>154177921he's done you
>>154178032damn gotten
>>154172304WINGS OF HORIZON*
is this a good song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc7_lCfbQP0
it's american so no
>>154177921its been removed
is this a good song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2b973-12dI
my ass hurts
yeah mate
>>154173249>it is players like Long, McCreery, Perryman who will take the loadGrim.
have you blokes enjoyed gather round thus far?
>>154178137
>>154178202no
Plebocrats really losing their mind over collingwood losing to a top 4 team away from home lol
>>154177178Can't go wrong with any meat. My staples are chicken breast, chicken thigh, and beef mince and I'll get something like steak or a roast cut like pork shoulder or leg of lamb as a treat.
>>154177178roo fillet
>eating meat
>>154178266Isn't processed meat significantly worse than proper fillets? like i would imagine chicken breast is much healthier than salami.
I can see both sides of posting bigfooty screenshots. It's an interesting discussion.
pavement
What do you guys think of Friday Night Footy, Super Saturday and The Sunday Ticket?
Wish I looked cool like Jordan Lewis does when he swirls his wine
Why do you all like this shit ashley and martin ad?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8t7RswZZ6s
questionsperg needs to be shot
a&m don't even do transplants so what can they even do besides prescribe finasteride which you can just get from any doctor?
>>154178337I don't believe there is much difference between them
>>154178390There's a lot of money in selling pharmaceuticals at a mark up under the guise of expert advice and tailored programs.
>>154178389most posters in 2025 /afl/ need to be shot, really
You just feel like Oscar Allen and Logan Morris and Charlie Cameron and Cam Rayner and Kai Lohmann are in for a big day.
>>154178440especially you
>>154178462I would gladly be shot if questionfaggot, mickhead, bigfooty screenshot poster, blue plate poof, the david king larper and the literal fucking redditor who posts paragraphs of boring football discussion were shot with me
>>154178389why?
this is an extremely important post.
>>>/bigfooty/seriously, fuck off
>>154178510Son, calm down.
>>1541784743 of those are the same person
>>154178474>oh my god! he's posting on-topic text about football?!!! oh the humanity!
>>154178505>booing is censoring
>>154178525confirmed redditor posting his redditjaksyou can post your walls of text on bigfooty or reddit, which I know you frequent/afl/ is a three lines or fewer board
The booing of Adam Goodes was racially motivated let’s be honest
>>154178474the football discussion is fine you retarded sperg but the rest do deserve a bullet
>confirmed redditor posting his redditjaks>you can post your walls of text on bigfooty or reddit, which I know you frequent>/afl/ is a three lines or fewer board
Why the fuck at North wearing brown shorts? They’d look far better in black shorts
>>154178535he turned it into a race thing. people booed him because he's a prick, people booed him more because he's a prick who played the race card
>>154178558trvthnvkeeveryone goes to the race card so quickly these days it's embarrassing
gayingwood poopies
so true
I’d love to fuck that small tit goal umpire
https://youtu.be/CZFylwm5JvM?si=1X5Z8fhBhZ7L99T6&t=229AHHHHH ME LEG
>>154178572this is an /afl/ post>>154172070this is a reddit postinb4 the teenager posts his cartoons
Guess I should get into the fgather round spirit and watch this game on red wine and codeine
god i love the FUCKING footy.
>>154178607Look champ, we're not listening to you.
>>154178604>me leg me leg ARRRRRRRturned that tradie into a pirate
>>154178604tradiexirs... our response?
>>154178474I'm glad I didn't make this list
Extract from a letter I sent the state government a month or so ago while I was drunk
>>154178607if you have a problem with people posting about footy in a general about footy, then you are a retard and one of the people who needs to be shot.
>>154178649Powerful...
Isn't the point of gather round that all teams play at the same place and same stadium?What is the point of teams going to Adelaide then needing to go play a few hours away in the middle of nowhere? Its meant to be gather round, not disperse around south Australia round
>>154178662go back
>>154178649meant for >>154178628Also it's footy related because its probably a good approximation of how blues and bombers fans feel on sunday afternoon
Roos kit looks like shit.
>>154178687reminds me of ~2012 fashion when the only colours that weren't anathema were navy, burgundy, mustard and a 4th one I forget (forest green, maybe???)
there is a game on right now just in case you guys weren't aware
>50m penalty for touching a bloke's cockbit homophobic, no?
>>154178705That a fact?
The port adelaide queer squad is out in force for the festival of footy
>>154178474>nrlsperg missingwho wrote this post lads
brisbane players just can't resist touching cocks
>>154178687Idiot.
>>154178726Also, why does the Sherrin have vitiligo?
>>154178716nrlsperg and soccerpoof can go too, though they are mildly annoying at worst
>>154178705Not according to my kayo there isnt? Bombers vs dees is the next game. Besides that its just advertising sportscentre, golf, nrl and netball.
Why do they make alternative jumpers look like training kits?They should have more style and flair
>>154178743reddit spacing, inane questiongo back
>>154178752holy btfo
>>154178752haven't been on reddit in 15 years this is just how I post
Essendon looks like absolute shit lol, red shorts was an awful decision
>>154178772it symbolises the blood coming from their anus
>>154178474hehe, guess who I am you guys
>“There was a report a couple of days ago that Wildcard Round could be sold off to the highest bidder,” Morris said on SEN’s Crunch Time.>“That won’t be happening, that’s not taking place.>“You can rest assured that whoever finishes seventh and eighth this year will have home finals that weekend.”
ridley makes the druggies look so much better
Which match are we watching?
is there some sort of hidden obligation that every team must have a token aborigini? except for geelong of course because they are exempt from rules.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>154178808>whoever finishes seventh and eighth this year Yeah no shit. All the reporting was on it happening NEXT year. AFL already confirmed 7th and 8th host this year. Next year though maybe not.
>>154178831Weaviles are elite m8
>>154178831Sorry mate the correct term is "proud first nations person" you cant say aborigini these days
>>154178829Both. With the audio on for both.
up the fucking bummers
what afl players do you think wax their arsecracks?hard mode: you cannot say quaynor
>aboriginimost educated /afl/ posters
Need to be inside Jess Webster pusy
>>154178869Smoothbottom.
:(
ben mckay needs to be sent back to the twos and never return, just handball to ridley you fucking monkey
>>154178888Lmao get fucked iggs hip
my dosn should heem these demon shitters
do you guys like fleetwood mac?
shut up questionsperg
umpiring is a travesty, in no universe is that a blockno fucking accountability either
I do.
/farrow/
>>154178922Reminder that this is your home game and youre wearing what is the bombers worst uniform
kako is fucking shit, plays football like a terroristcouldn't hit the side of a barn
false
>>154178964a bit Islamophobic there mate
>>154178925all bands are shit
we need to cull two teams, hate this two matches overlap garbage
What's with all the Essendon players called Archie and Archer?Can you imagine being an old man in a retirement village and the nurse is saying "Archie! Time for your insulin!"
>>154178999NRL never has overlapping games
What does islamaphobic mean?Feel like it implies if you dont like it you have something wrong with you
essendon well on top here,
>>154179006even worse are names like lachie and brodie
There a big breeze in the Barossa?
umpiring gets worse every yearlike everything else I guess
on yah tsatasbecome undroppable
would you have sex with the female goal umpire in the essendon melbourne game?
kind of odd during easter round there is zero mention of Christ and his resurrection.
Yes
this edwards guy has heart
>>154179067god is a faggot
I can’t do this, still got 13000 calories to go and my guts are crook, I’ve shit 6 times today and my arsehole is bleeding and red raw
>>154179067Most people arent Christians
>>154179081
>>154179009still not watching that garbage
need cock
gotta play ridley as the spare, fucking stupidreid can go with melksham
>>154179087they should be
Why the fuck is petty in the fwd line again
>>154179106So you're saying that when you die you want to get to a heaven full of Indian converts?
>>154179082you can do it brucie
Soft tissue injury LOOMS for Ridley
>>154179127NO DON'T JINX IT PLEASE
>>154178772peroid panties innit
rescued a pigeon that was sitting in the middle of a four lane road near my house, doesn't seem to be injured beyond a few tail feathers and he has a tag for the pigeon racing foundation that I've called to try and get him back to his ownerIn the mean time I have named him Aristophanes (iykyk)
>>154178772not a good look i'm afraid.
>>154179082Gather round the toilet bowl
Can’t believe you lot see these kfc ads and think “YUMMY! YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!”
>>154179140Youre a good man m8
>Draw vs North Melbourne last year>Losing to North Melbourne this yearWhat does North have over Brisbane?
>>154179140Should've named him Squab.
>>154179121india would completely be cleaned up over the course of a few generations if they became christian instead of remaining as shit eating pagans.
>>154179140what a cutie
>>154179149you mean the ad with the diversity cast with weird smiles and dipping the burger in sauce? don't like that ad
fucking mong umpiredangerous tackle my arse
blatant trip, get fucked
dont tell me you poofs are actually watching dosn v dees kek
>>154179151brisbane aren't very good
>>154179242idk my bane vs roos stream just switch to this shit game for some reason and now i am stuck
roberts needs to go to picket, or mcgrathwhy is farrow on him?
>>154179151brisbane save their efforts for the last half rather than win the first half and defend for the rest of the game (a certified losing strategy as the gravy poos have taught us)
>>154179140How'd you get that scar?
>>154179242I switched it over at half time. Not watching AIDS, I mean ads. Will switch it back when Q3 starts.
>>154177424they're the salt of the earth and they built this country
Sam Draper on going bald watch
ffs get ridley back ongotta do something different in the guts too, melbourne dominating clearance
>>154179257exactly how you'd imagine
sad to see >norf >norfing it, but it's always a delight to see essendon get thumped
Which channel's airing NorfBane? Need to flick to it on me other IPTV window
>>154179319foxtel 503
>>154179310Wrestling a dingo over a dairy milk?
>>154179326Cheerios
>>154179061holy cutie
Brad lookin a bit sweaty
onya duz
>>154179336thought you were fancying the pigeon. thats what a pigeon enthusiast is called. a pigeon fancier.
The charges, officer?
Come with me boys
>>154179360It’s what you get for wearing a hat on the job
qt goal ump pic plsinb4 david rodan
>>154179360Gay hat.
gawn is a massive umpbabby
looking at this thread I can see your posts are gay as fuck decision on pic related
>>154179367
>a pack of 20 Sudanese youths push Infront of you at the melb central KFCwhat would you do?
>>154179412can't gleam much from this but ta
sheezul the seagull
>>154179426Why would I leave the house to get chicken?
>zorko hit curtis in the nutslmao what a psycho he is, hopefully afl suspends him >>154179360is this nicholls? if so fuck him he sucks, deserves it
the pigeon has recovered and flown offGodspeed little bird
>>154179436you don't understand hypotheticals?
Come on norfiesDo it for the memes
>>154179456crisp bird whisperer
just finished work what game do i watch
>>154179459I would go home and order uber-chicken.
FUCK Oscar Allen
>>154179483bummers peemonsbummers will come over the top late to win
>>154179483dons dees, norf are >norfing again
SCREAMER
better mark than the fumbled non-mark the weevil did last week. of course the media won't froth over it
stellar mark
>>154179367Are you sure >>154179412 is her? Thought she was wearing her hair down when I saw her.Had a real bunningsgf vibe about her.
not keen on what kath's wearing today
Bombers are on*click click*
>>154179547crikey need me a wog gf
childhood cancer is overrated. they have much higher cure rates and they often don't understand the gravity of their situation. elderly cancer is the real bravery. they know they likely won't survive and staring mortality in the face.
FUCK kayo
gawn is a flopping bitch
north are back in this
that'll be 30 million plus a priority pick
A loom... With ESSENDONE!?
Uhh deesbros?
UP THE FUCKING DONSsoft free kick but, wish umps wawayould just put the whistle
my tongue is grey and tastes weird
>wawayould
>>154179255they also leave their best footy for late in the year
>>154179674
ok i take it back, caca is a very dangerous small forward
>>154179674Go doctor tomorrow.
Norf will win this
>>154179671just let the boys play
I have the same hairstyle as Harrison Petty
perro kako
I call him Cocko
rayner the fuckwit
BUMMERS BUMMERS BUMMERS
Got tricked into posting half time whores last night and copped a ban. I've learnt my lesson. From now on I am abstaining from beautiful women and focusing on the footy
don't mind classical music but it always turns into aimless noodling and i lose interest
berry you dumb cunt kek
>>154179257my father was a drinker... and a fiend
yep umps decided to save pissbane switching off this game
>>154179776THE NORTH MUST GROW
pickett lurking
great decision ump, punish the duckers
i just want a cute gf
KANGA KANGA KANGA
NRL are playing at Optus, it's fucking empty
Sheez wiz...
did salem kick out at kako after the tackle/smother?
>>154179797corr would court honourably and marry
b2b wins looms
That goal umpire is beautiful
>>154179547I see now. There's one in each match.
>>154179824gissa pic
Jordan Lewis is such a faggot.
>>154179838He has class
Gee thanks Youi
DONSA DONSA DONSA
>>154179838Philistine
>>154179695You've never been right about a single thing in your life.
>>154179831CORRRRR
>>154179844loins cuckstomers will say there's nothing in this
SWEET CAROLINE
>>154179861Why do you guys meme on this song so much? It’s a great crowd pleaser
her name is georgia henderson, not as qt as she seems but isn't hideous
TOUCHING PEENTOUCHING POOSWEET CUM OF MINEBUM BUM BUMGAY TIMES NEVER FELT SO GOODI'VE BEEN CREAMPIEDBUM BUM BUMBY STRANGERS WITH HARD WOOD
fuck that is patheticumps inserting themselves WAY too much lately
ffs that's fucking patheticnothing in that
archer may be conceding a match defining 50
>>154179866when we found out the early life history of the guy who made the multicultural jimbeam bar ad I believe
>>154179875That's a pass from me. Do you have the frumpy one's name?
>>154179844>>154179643hmm
jesus free kick essendon, put the fucking whistle away scumps fucking riggers
>>154179844youi lions customers will never acknowledge this
>>154179894you need to be more specifichere's this week's umpire rosterhttps://aflua.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/Round-5.pdf
bullshit. bullshit. holding the ball every day of the week. that's bullshit.
fuck off seppo simp fuckwit
Pretty sure Windsor got him there umps
selfish from xav there he's lucky it worked out
>duursma throws itunbelievabledosn would possibly win this without umps but fuck me
>>154179904when will you acknowledge cheatlongs free kick count you worthless cumstain
starting to believe there is an underbelly that runs the afl
>>154179905>Taylor MattioliDamn. One's got a beak to turn an eagle green and the other a 15y/o boy's moustache.
GET FUCKING PETTY OUT OF THE FORWARD LINE YOU FAGGOTS
>tries to deflect league and umpire favouritism onto geelong>tries to deflect homosexuality onto collingwoodmore like the tel aviv lions
Jesus, is Clarko crying? He looks like someone just told him his mum died.
Wait a minute....
>>154179941wtf actual beard hairs
>>154179928>>154179941Do NOT let /nrl/ see this
something needs to be done about umpiresit just keeps getting worse
wait we have tranny umps now ?!
>>154179927it's a jungle out there
>>154179954>now
>>154179927i wonder who...
In the city for the first time in years, I’ve noticed Asian girls dress really slutty now days
>>154179967that is insane+44 in four games!
banepoof is NOT happy when his masonic club is on the limelight
>>154179967>top 8: vic>bottom 5: non-vichmmmm........
I was wondering what happened to Eddie Betts after his career. I had no idea he was in media
>>154179986>Archie Roberts having the game of his life>"But how about Pickett hey!"He's so tiresome
>>154179975They do. They are after a white boyfriend
might head into the city soon, apparently a fair bit to see these days
>>154179978doesnt take much for him to chimp out these days
>>154179989He sounds drunk
yeah bane is definitely the masonic club, not the one with verifiable links to the media, the admin of the sport, and even the federal government. i mean nothing suspicious about the guy who creates the fixture or the guy who is the brother of the previous CEO being cats fans, stop noticing.
>>154179844is far worse than >>154179967
Wouldn't mind a slutty asian gf, me
>>154179983STOP NOTICING
>>154179967iggs vindicated once again
>>154179999Why?
>>154180013there are free kicks and there are (((free kicks)))
>>154179999you are retarded if you think thatit just shows that geelong are shit and carried by the umps, they can't even convert their huge free kick counts into goals. meanwhile brisbane actually has a good forward line.
>>154179999Truth.
>>154180002Had one a few years ago and it was fun but she smoked far too much weed and at the end of the day felt like a bit of a loser when going out with an Asian girl in public, felt like I was publicly admitting i couldn't get a white girl or something. And I want to eventually get married and have kids so not doing that with a stoner Asian slut
>>154179975and they are a guaranteed sexmakes me wonder why we even have an incel problem
>>154180022>felt like a bit of a loser when going out with an Asian girl in public, felt like I was publicly admitting i couldn't get a white girl or something.yeah i would be insecure about this as wellany other race i wouldn't care but WMAF is kinda ehh cringethat said one of my friends is married to a japanese woman
Corrr, I tell you what, Jordan Lewis would NOT want to run in to me on the street.
>>154180031Because of the smell?
Melb haven’t manned up all game, fucking pathetic
>>154180030>any other race i wouldn't care but WMAF is kinda ehh cringeYou have been brainwashed in a very specific way.
I'll never understand why they need women announcers for men sports. Her cadence is awful
Oh no no noonono
Zerrett!
>>154180036probably but idk how to turn it off
>>154180034Kek bodied that stinky freak
>>154180037same i fucking hate women
>>154180042baked a newy
>>154180034The smell of heterosexual men make him gag. His fine tuned senses can detect it.
Wtf Demons?
>>154179894Hat and sunglasses fraud.
>>154180041Have you tried just doing what you enjoy and letting everyone else's opinions take a long run off a short pier?
finals? yeah grand finals
>check scores>bummers beating deesHuh??? Dees beat suns last week though. What is going on?
>>154180061ridley back + wright in ruck + umps + parish/langfrd actulaly playing well
love my dons me
DEE-SASTER
>>154179954razor raylene wasn't a giveaway?
As a Melbourne fan it feels like we have only beaten Essendon a couple of times in 40 years. I presume its not that bad though or someone would mention it.
>>154180080ESSEN-WON
Pathetic
this is becoming a belting kek
queensland is full of gronks because they don't have a suitable climate for vineyards
Why the hell is Sydney Gold Coast played on the povo field. they're both finals teams
>>154180132you mean banana farms aka monkey food
>>154176287TOUCHING HEIGHTS
>>154180200what does every adelaide oval game have in common
thank FUCK we have 3 new threads, we're sliding down the catalog at break-neck speed!!
