Your country faces Croatia at the World cup. How scared are you?
>>154172529your best player is a shuffling old man who looks like a zombie, I see why you think we'd be scared.
I don't really think about poor 2nd world countries
>>154172529I fear nothing, for my country's terrible and I expect nothing less than failure from them. We're more an airstrike nation anyway.
>>154172584He's still better than any player for England
>>154172529you're cursed against us, so not scared
Prime Modric was equivalent to 5 players Old Modric is equivalent to 1
>>154172529the best player is a geriatric geezer for both of us so it would be interesting
Livakovic, Stanisic, Gvardiol, Sutalo, Modric, Kovacic, Pasalic, Sucic, Kramaric, Perisic, Budimir...
>>154173616Most of those guys are shitters. Modric and Perisic is old, Kova and Gvardiol are coming back from big injuries. It's over.
>>154173214>mfw Digne scores his only two ever goals for France against us
>>154172529AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>154172529We can defeat 2026 croatia
We usually don't do too well against Yugoslavia. So I feel kinda bad.
>>154173172Not really, no.
>>154174063He is. Name one English player who would even make the first 11 for any good NT. I can't think of one. Maybe Kane could get into like, Australia's team or something .
>>154172529I hope we both make it through the group stage Croatbro
>>154174073This is the peak of German 'humour'.
>>154174297I'm serious. Croatia will once again be more sucessful than you at the World Cup.
>>154174303Kane, the guy who has 31 goals and 5 assists in 26 games in Bundesliga wouldn't get into any top team? Wow, guess you agree your league is a farmers league then, Worse than that, actually.So a self-deprecating German.
>>154172529Our team is dog shit and mentally weak. I think they should beat Croatia based on individual quality despite not being super stacked by any means, it's just that Croatia seems to have a very lackluster offense and an increasingly worn midfield. However, our mental fortitude (a former strength of German teams) is so abysmal that I think absolutely anyone can beat >us. Playing Croatia at the World Cup would mean having advanced past the group stage, so I'd already be relieved in a way
>>154174338I'm not German lol
>>154174063Name a single player for England who you wouldn't replace with Modric if you had a chance
>>154172529
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>>154174591modric wouldn't even make the england team lol, the only croat who would gvardiol
>eliminated by current year Italy in the last tournament it's not looking good chessboard bros
>>154172529Your team is cool but very old bro.
