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Mariners!>>154174379It's happening again!
Take me owt to teh LOL game
>>154174379How do the mariners recover from this?
>>154174379>>154174394>>154174396Watch them go on an insane winning streak after this
>>154174394>>154174396*recovers easily*
>>1541744072?
>>154174413Me in the black shirt
>>1541744141 win, a forfeit due to allergies, forfeit due to cuckholderey, and straight L's to the ASG
>>154174427Winky is everywhere...
> RISPubs kek
>>154174430>straight L'sYou gonna get L's but iono bouta ress
is the DLC part of the Outer Worlds main story or is it like a sequel? I don't want to have to play this game twice
>>154174463Ha yeah would hate to waste your time or something right ha (said ironically)
>>154174469this but unironicallyI'm a full-time student and work part-time and I'm applying to law school. I have spare limited time. I don't want to do 2 Outer Wilds runs
>>154174378>>154174378>>154174378we're all in here
>>154174481Maybe a run to a social club or something hey? Nice glass of water
Thread wars are freakin' cookin'!!!
>>154174514I wonder who could be behind them?
vladdy :)sanchez :)
>>154174396Not very auspicious...
Didn't see this thread. Gil is spilling his spaghetti and not looking like anything from his ROTY campaign.
>twins fielding
schneider :)
what would it take for the Mets to land Wilson or Witt? Lindor + what?
gimmy :)
BOGEY GOES BOOOOM!!!
I just took a huge bong rip and am sweating from every pore.
vally :D
were back btw
bro if i was this pitcher i'd be fucking livid
springer :D
twins lmao...
WHAT IS THIS MADMAN THINKINGGEORGEWHAT
>>154177024canada's cheater!
booooooooooo
I'm gonna pull out my hair if I count how many low scoring games the Mets have lost so far
fire the baserunning coach
but why did he do that
>>154177049all heart no brain
Manfred should take our challenges away until we learn how to act right.
>>154177052its like when i fatfinger a steal in smb4 but he just did it for real
imagine getting shut down by "Bummer"
Need a Frank Fleming chudjak like I need air to breathe
we need a third nu..
>mantiply but... were up...
I thought Trout was back this year but now he’s hitting.170
what the fuck is Schneider doing man
mcneil showing us what we're missing
>>154177115seems like every big name hitter is hitting .200
is this the thread
>>154177144Yeah don't let the discord trannys tell you otherwise
>friday>I am forgotten
>>154177144yes :)
>>154177170Soulless fight. Feels like WWE.
VARSHY FUCKING DINGERI LOVE YOU
varsho ;-)
>>154177176post a fight with sovl then
varsho :DDD
>>154177123Schneider is a super retardThey are winning in spite of him
6-4-3 BABY
bellinger is so SHIT DUDE
>>154177201he would put little in rn if he could
Need dating advice how do I get woman to put out and not end up free meal roommate
>>154177176The guy got bashed in the head with a baseball.
I fear 1 run is not going to be enough to win this game.
I take back my statement about the Diamondbacks they are currently winning right now
>>154177123>>154177201Okay but he's absolutely packing a hog so give him some leeway
>>154177207Remember when he won mvp and then was straight ass for 3 years for no reason
>>154177219Recite some catullus while surreptitiously removing your cock from your pants
>>154177232Oh I thought he meant manager Schneider
>>154177232i look like this
>>154177237i did
if aaron judge pinned me down and had his way i think i would literally fall in love despite being a straight guy
My Braves are lookin good
What are the implications of Walmart owning almost half of the Rockies?
>>154177229sneakin'
>>154177251I thought so, I have no problem with goggles :)
>>154177189https://x.com/i/status/869318050922856449
LINDOR SINGLE LINDOR SINGLE
>Acuna finally hits the shit out of one>Olson hits one on the roof two batters later
>>154177261Wow I hate women
just mini sharted in bed but luckily it was more of a bubbler than a projectile and nothing got on the sheets (sleep nude)anyway go baseball
domo :)
mantiply lookin cute and his name sound like a pokemon
>>154177287Yeah?
Bunt!
>>154177287>bubbler
>Lindor kek he's been horrid this year with the mistakes
err, berds
TROUT RBI
>>154177189>https://x.com/metsrewind/status/1899644903195357348
i can take it back yankees are cooked
A Troutian Walk RBI
>Just put the ball in play and watch them make mistakes.
>>154177294
>three homers
mets, lol
Metsbros... how do we get them to wake up...
>>154177302i call them thatt. grew up in wisconsin
>>154177308Well we got one
Some old guy caught me looking at a teenager's butt earlier and made a shocked face. It annoyed me so much I wanted to get off my bike and kick his ass (I didn't). Anyways go baseball
kek stankeedoo'em!
>>154177302i can still smell the lead and asbestos. take me back
Braves bats on absolute fucking fire
>>154177328thats not a great name for a water fountain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Dy7b961XU
Nigga is based beyond belief
JORGEFUCKINGSOLERGRAND FUCKING SLAMHALOS LEAD 10 TO 1
>>154177358Tell him to post here instead of twatter
>fudge
>>154177355i didn't decide it
based babe
ernie's walkout music is kino when you go in person
>>154177358frank might be playing for the mets at the rate theyre going
15 strikeouts on the philliesgarbageget these guys the fuck out of here
>>154177358BIG ERN :DDDDD
My jayises better hold on
>>154177330who's been your best player lately? I remember when Pujols & Wainwright were crushing it
>>154177358its lindoodoo, tell him
SALAMI
banda xisters...
ERNDAWG
ernie :-)
>>154177328I went to live with my mom and her "new family" for two years down in North Carolina(5th & 6th grade) and they looked at me like an alien when I would call it a bubbler
buntGAWDS
>>154177395frankly i can see why she abandoned you
>>154177395They're smart. You're not.
This isn't going to end as a 1-0 loss, right?
help me help me I’m so helpless uwu :3
>taylor rogers v tyler rogers
>>154177409wife
>give up six runs>go down 1-2-3 in the next half inning in 7 pitchesGuards are, as the kids say, cooked
>>154177409unironically ideal female body
>>154177409If I was a girl I think I'd want to look like this.
>>154177395most well adjusted /mlb/ poster
i'm seein double here, 4 rogers!!
These New York teams are a disgrace to the game of baseball
>>154177415shartemis poo
>>154177434we sent out our worst starter into one of our worst relievers, we're playing for the series comeback :)
>>154177406>>154177408Let's be nice. We're all thinking it but you don't have to say it.
>>154177378Jordan Walker surprisingly
springer RBI :DDDD
>>154177426>>154177438>>154177440Answer the question please.
atta boy george
well at least we didn't get shut out lmao
>BUBBLER! THEY CALL IT A BUBBLER! KEK ITS KEKINI
>>154177463I just cummed my pants desu be quite honest with you, post more slampiggies
>>154177463yes mommy
bubble this bussy
>>154177451You get pissed off Chris Sale on Sunday so good luck brother
>>154177450Nobody says that.
>>154177415>here let me give you a ha-
>>154177368I have never heard that before. They’re retarded in Wisconsin. t.Chicago chad
>>154177491they should
my small ball sneks :)
This is a water fountain you homos
>>154177493pantsu
>>154177498shut the fuck up FIB kek
>>154177517Is that Joe Poop
that was the worst AB of the season so far ketel
>>154177517What’s fib
>>154177530Max effort swinging at every pitch
>>154177532former indie baller
kek just forfeit the game already
>>154177532Your mom's fat ass pussy
Yet another standard game from the Cashman Yankees. Shit offense. Runs the bases like drunks. Poor fielding. All for the low, low price of $325 million.
wrestlechads we are taking over the mound and the plate
>>154177532filthy indian bussy
>>154177517this faggot got face fucked by a bear
>>154177532fuckin illinois bastard
>>154177554i thought yanks had to be clean shaven
>>154177189DOWN GOES ANDERSON DOWN GOES ANDERSON
>>154177564Grussy status?
>>154177567Wisconsin just exists so Chicagoans have somewhere to go to get away from the hustle of the city
>>154177572they changed it to "well groomed facial hair" but didn't define what that meant so it just doesn't matter anymore.
>>154177573JOSÉ NEVER GETS UPSET ABOUT ANYTHING
come on trea do something
GG Phils
>>154174379Ngl I've always been scared shit like this will happen whenever there's a statue unveiling for anything. Guess my worries finally materialized somewhere.
>>154177573the gameday 3d of this shit is so fucking funny there was a webm of them side by side but i can't find it right now
>>154177587You fags clog up our lakes and campgrounds all summer long
>>154177409not my type
I was wrong about the d-bags gg
>>154177598>trea tries to win it with a HR>instead of a singledamn. gg dbacks, what a weird game
varland is actually the GOAT
lindor fucking sucks
>>154177613>can't take a pounding>can't cook>can't bear healthy offspringyeah nah
>>154177613Hey man yeah, that's really cool... but no one cares.
Bo Bichette fucking sucks
anglels wingg resd
>>154177608Clean up my trash after I go back on Sunday night wisco faggot
Angels Win!Nice little diving play by Teodosio to end it.GG Reds.
>>154177653>>154177658it was not a gg in any way
>>154177598good win
>>154177663
Is it over?
why did david stearns build a roster that can't create runs?
Jedi Knight McNeil slashing in his old stomping grounds
that funky muncy :)
>Mest
Looks like the squirrel came back for his nut
>>154177572>i thought yanks had to be clean shavenjust crotch
>mets
>>154177675I placed a cheeky 50 on Adam Scott top-10. I'm liking my odds
>>154177663It was for me.
feel like dimaggio would've been a compression sleeve guy
jeff mcneil has more rbis at citi field in 2026 than lindor has at any stadium in 2026
BASED babe
I am uncontrollably horny and want to stop being horny please help
>>154177613pathetic ass. you're fucking creepy dude.
>Faggot mest KEK>Faggot mest KEK>Faggot mest KEK>Faggot mest KEK>Faggot mest KEK
>>154177723Watch gay porn. It'll turn you off immediately.
the Mets Dick Sucking continues
These fans don't have any right to boo this team lmao. Not after Mcshit a standing ovation.
>>154177704hes gotta clawback at least 5 strokes but people have been able to score on the course so far, tomorrow/tonight will need to be a big round for him assuming sunday pins fuck everyone
>>154177723take two heaping scoops of Ivermectin and start reading Proverbs
Rengifo sucks so fucking bad man...
Mets are a disgrace
LOL MEST
The A's sure were a scrappy little team weren't they?
>>154177724her tummy and face are her signature features
Nice to see the Giants finally found a team they can beat up on.
well, Metsbros... surely tomorrow will be the start of our run...
My Jaysies are currently dropping fat loads all over the twisn
Why do people keep telling me the Mets are WS contenders?
>>154177751well this webm is far less attractive. you might just be gay bud
>loveladyThe mets have conceded this game.
>>154177754See you then. I can't watch anymore.
:DDDD
>>154177739He’s good occasionally But ass defensively
>>154177755Hope I'm not speaking too soon, but it's nice to have an easy win for once
funny how Martinez could hit his 2nd grand slam of the season here, and we would still lose
Love me some boutinela whores desu
>>154177777
my Mettie Jetties....
>>154177755that team swept the Tigers btw
>>154177776To be fair, they were shitting their pants for the first half of the game, this should be a sign of a return to form
I hereby authorize A's fans to use "that funky muncy" when max muncy II does something good
>>154177770yeah, I tuned out as well. it really does feel like a continuation of last year. pitching is good, hitting doesn't deliver. bullpen starts faltering, hitters remain cold. key players get injured. soon enough pitching will also have a rough stretch and the offense will be hothopefully we make 1-2 big trades but it's been frustratingI know this is irrational but I really don't want Lindor on this team. I wish we could send him packing. AJ Ewing might be ready to play soon
guardians no! we need these runs for tomorrow!
You guys ever been on Instagram? It's full of hot female baseball fans with their tits out. It's pretty fucking cool.
gay braves kek
>>154177812i missed out on making an account a decade ago and would just feel weird about making one in big 26
>>154177798At least last year they had a hot start. Pete Alonso was carrying the offense and they were winning games. This team feels a lot more hopeless offensively.
>>154177815not a good look for fattie reliever who needs 7 runs of protection against Cleveland to even get the call
>brendan flyover has the flu>jp batting leadoff again mariners nation i have a good feeling about this!
>>154177798I agree on lindor. I think the team has a huge morale issue and I suspect it's centered around him
WeBull
surely the skatin' rays won't blow this game
mest getting raped and gaped by the A's
Rockies will be back at .500 tonight
>>154177823Pete is struggling in Bmore and has lost 3 miles off of his bat speed. If he was here we'd still suck
jizz is safe :(
HE'S SAFE NICE TRY UMPS
>>154177821I followed one girl with giant tits taking a selfie at a stadium and now it's like all my feed is, this shit is so great.
>>154177858mine's not, i'm HIV positive
>>154177852many are saying this
>lol Mest
>>154177855I'm not even saying losing Pete is the problem. I'm saying we had it better last year at the start; this start feels absolutely hopeless with Lindor and Bo being so bad and Soto injured.
pain yayour don
>>154177864lel
A's WIN
rays you better not blow this
>17 consecutive innings without scoring a run
mets lose
STANKEEDOO'EM!
stankeedoo em!
yankees lose
i always fucking hate april
It's okay Stinkees, losing three games in a row really sucks, but you'll bounce back!
>>154177906Get a Mcdonalds character throw the first pitch
STINKEE DOOS
stank ums!
devers is still a fucking bum
berds tie
jp walkford :)
>Yankslol
berds tie it
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Based Bauers.
oh wow only the dodgers are not at .600 .500yaaaaaaaawn
my jaysies up 6 now
based imai making it easy for my shitters at the top of the order
>Red Sux
cards lead
GG Injuns
JayRays run this division.
>>154177948berds take the lead enjoy the (You)
julio chop!
i love friday nights on /mlb/ all the normies are out doing alcohol and weed so its just the Real Fans
are you guys revelling in others' misfortune?
fisher is kind of rapist
JP SCORES ON A WILD PITCHBASED HOUSTON REVIVING THE CORPSE OF THE MARINERS
bats are back!
Alright now that my Jays are back, lets restart the Doggies series.
Braves Win! It’s the power of Murph!
>>154178024Braves have scored 26 runs in their last 3 games
What happened to portugal guy
>josh fouling off eye level pitchesnot even Imai can bail him out...
>>154178009I'm doing alcohol and weed (pen)
Hey Ump, fuck off, alright?
>>154178034couldn't handle the bantz
>>154176423>>154176419see? did I tell you or not?
>>154177940>>154178013Is your broadcast in both Spanish and English? Shits annoying as hell
>>154177257I mean, look at how they turned around the Broncos
>>154178045based
fuck
>>154178025we'll see you next year at the ravine after the threepeat.
GG Twinkies
Gintbros...
>>154178047no, but I'm watching on in market cable
>>154178034it's 3am over there
I thought you guys said the astros were WS contenders?
what is laliga? the commercial is annoying.
ouch!rbi hbp
TIDWELL PLEASE
>>154178060Mines over antenna, not even like an illegal stream or anything
>imaiBUM ALERTBUM ALERT
>>154178073oh kek, must be the local station fucking up then
kirsten :)
>>154178069Spanish soccer league
phewgg oreos
>dan challenging the double play nice oh yeah he missed
didn't get him kek
GIANTS WIN>GIANTS WINGIANTS WIN>GIANTS WINGIANTS WIN>GIANTS WINGIANTS WIN
>call overturned
>Red Sux making Dusty May look like a cy young pitcher
Rangers ready for a loaded up Doyers tonight?
whats up you smelly nerds?
>>154174379Imai looking like absolute shit.
mariners on the up an' up
>>154178113hey that's rude i showered after the gym
does jj wetherholt have a fake tan?
>>154178125are you swole wink?
>4th walk of the inning>bases loaded again>chasing the starter after one out it's like mana from heaven mariners nation
>>154178133i can bench the entire bar
>>154178133no i used to be for a few years but that shit is hard to maintain
>japanese pitchers
The baseball gods were done with the fooling around and are letting the meminers are jays win again.
Every time an announcer says Mitchell I think about Joe Buck announcing that kickoff return
holy kwab marine layer couldn't help ya
Brewers offense is so ass...
>>154178147mitchell................mitchell.......................................mitchell
Any bat snaps lately? Haven't seen one in a while
finally...ITFDB
Okert should be the starter.
go doyers
>>154178143shirtless pic?
Brendan Flyover and Colt get /us/ more than 3 runs.
if cal raleigh and dominic canzone had a baby it would be a calzone KEK!
>>154178161zoomers arent capable of breaking bats
>>154178178hmmmm pregnant cal raleigh maybe i'll be a mariners fan
>>154178178>if cal raleigh and dominic canzone had a baby100% possible in seattle thanks to new legislation
JFC this offense is so ass...
>>154178180Did they change what wood they use? I feel like maple used to be popular and that shit shattered all the time. Naples grow so damn fast it’s like all air in there
>>154178188mmm...recker...
>>154178196*maplesWhat’s your favorite tree? I like big old oaks
>>154178196>Naplesmama mia
>>154178170dm me
e sock parade days
good job will
mariners stream if anybody couldn't find it like me, its like 480p thoughhttps://en97.sportplus.live/baseball/166775/7759165/
ohtani gonna hit a dinger tonight I can feel it
>>154178196What about pissed off batters who could snap them against their leg?
nevermind it's already over
>>154178234it's a given on bobblehead night
I’ve seen like 4 bunts today what is happening to baseball?
Rangers vs Dodgers is blacked out for me
Nevermind, the meminers have to suffer for just a little longer apparently.
>>154178247he usually does yeah
Nice play from Rivas
Kumar Rockers in the house tonight
rainiers legend leo rivas
>>154178253use Unlocator smart dns
>Houston is out of challenges kekkies!
>>154178234>goes 0-3 with 1 walk
Love making pitchers field they are so bad at it
>>154178264I’ll try it. Proton is my personal choice and mlb.tv keeps saying there’s no feeds available
>>154178259>Kumarsaars....
how the fuck are the astros really blowing this one
>>154178270lol the brewers just gave up two runs on two consecutive bunts. Three bunts in the inning, no outs
>>154178279Because they're faggots
>cal made a successful challenge
Glad to see the Brewers are back in post season form...
mariners really finna gonna fuck this up?
right on schedule
nvm lel meminers
>it was 3-0kek memeiners
Redpill me on the annual coaches meeting known as "Coachella‘’.
>>154178268>goes 4-4 with 2 dingers, 2 doubles, and 5 walks
>>154178259still glad we got to see him last weekend
holy fucking shit memeiners
>>154178298bro its' just the 2nd
STOP THROWING THE SWEEPER
ichiros bat broke for this
>STRIKE>*tap tap*>it's a ball, overturnedGet FUCKED umps
>>154178309brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!brand new ballgame!>brand new ballgame!
>burger
>only 2 players above .200 and only barely I just don't understand how it can be so hard for this team to hit a baseball? What the fuck is going on?
the Ichiro broken bat curse begins
>>154178264>subscription requiredNo fuck that
>i'm thinking one more slider 18 feet outside
>>154178307decent seats but it looks like it'd suck not being able to see the rest of center field. can't really see the jumbotron either?
Fuck you I liked it
NATS ABOUT TO COMPLETE THEIR ASS-FUCKING OF THEM BREWERS
>>154178332The hat looks like Arabic writing. Rest is fine
>>154178276use unlocator. its smart dns has a specific setting for mlb tv. no vpn necessary.
>>154178325>Murakami >.178What went wrong?
>>154178329>swings
And now for the mariners to get 2 hits for the rest of the game.
what da heck is this thing?
>>154178328so watch a pirated stream that's 30 - 60 seconds behind everyone else's.
>>154178360Kangdome
TWO SUCCESSFUL CHALLENGES
>>154178330nah we were walking around for the saturday game. sunday game was the good seat game (and they have two jumbotrons, both of which are kinda hard to see from some places)
>>154178360Seattle being Seattle
>>154178276>>154178328Use Super Unlimited ProxyGoes by citiesFree two
>>154178360Soul you gay faggot ass zoomer.
SUCK A DICK MILWAUKEE
>>154178372that makes sense. those are great looking seats, shame that stadium just overall sucks. i've been a couple times and it's been a bottom 10 experience each time
please Birds do not lose because of horrible pitching AGAIN
>>154178411ai hype video, fake organist, gestapo security guys...yeah i'm fine never going back lel
hancaca
>>154178372I thought you were in Tampa?
Really glad I didn’t watch the Mets stink it up again
>>154178427lmao sad
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
that funky munchy
MUNCED
>bombstonkek
MUNCHED
>>154178438that's in 10 days. taking recs for st. pete and ybor city
>RISP Sox
munch on em
dat funky munchy
>no Muncy copypasta posted yetGrim
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy eat. This man just doesn't fast. You can almost hear him sneering "that hot dog was 0.16 grams lighter than the Farmer John franks were" as he eats Dodger Dog 1. Super Dodger Dogs don't faze him. Then he'll devour a massive 16 inch Slugger Dodger Dog in two bites. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
yay double play
>>154178472>>154178480kek
>>154178472I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
they are showing the Rangers/Dodgers game on CW39 for anyone that lives in Texas
>Mary Hart is back behind home plate we're back
>>154178496i don't live in Texas
>>154178498She's a real one
The Texas Gaygers
Josh Naylor gets cucked again.
Bleh
Consider this: an mlb team but they’re called the Ninjas
you gotta do better than that, berds
>>154178385relax guy, you need a rest
Kim in the field! KIM IN THE FIELD!
>>154178546walking Herrera pissed me off, LET THE MAN PLAY
>>154178546We've only left like twelve runners on
>>154178540
SEAGER HOMER
>>154178540what about The Niggas
*gulp*Umm...Doggies?
>>154178385I know the kingdome bro who the fuck wants to wear a fanny pack hat tho?
>>154174396Suduko. Durring the cherry blossoms. With Ken Griffy Jr. as kaishakunin.
it's over
IT’S BASEBALL TIME IN TEXAS
seagod strikes again, damn
>>154178593>>154178596This is not okay.
Sixth comeback victory for my berds
kek doyerpacos
Seager does NOT miss being a Dodger you can tell
do the dodgers play oakland this year so we can get two funky muncys in the same game?
>>154178638Munkopalypse
>>154178638everyone plays everyone now
>>154178638>oaklandStop deadnaming them chud!
>>154178638They are in different leagues so they can only meet in the World Series.
The berds did it!
>>154178647oh my kekkingtons I forgot, how uncouth of me
>>154178638>2 muncys!?
All the evil teams are losing.
>>154178659kek I love two scoops
That's a nice swing mistah tuckah! That big 60 Million Dollah swing!
>>154178617>>154178657YIPPIE!!!
>>154178686gee billy how come manfred lets you have two muncys?
For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
>>154178703Las Vegas shouldn't have any sports teams
>>154178711The Warriors and Raiders didn’t want to leave. Blame the corrupt city council
By the time the Athletics actually go to Las Vegas they won't be called the Athletics anymore, let's be real.
What does he do?
>>154178703For me it's the Portland Lumberjacks (formerly San Diego Padres)
Great at bat from cal tbqh.
I left for an inning to get beer wtf happened to the dodgers
recycle>>154176894>>154176894
Recycle>>154176894
Berds fans, how we feeling about how the bullpen is coming together? It's really the only thing I'm worried about>May did great>Stanek did shit, per usual>Romero did fine>O'Brien killed it
oh memeiners
