8:00 EDT on Fox
>We're getting Imagine Dragons introsWe truly made it, /ufl/
I’m pissed at my Fendies’ social media managers. They had some of the players around the city doing PR and didn’t say fuck all about it.
why'd they schedule the rematch so soon?
I hate to beg for a stream like a chud, but none of my usual places have it
nevermind this is the thread
>>154176792ISP might be cucking you, I had to VPN for the usual spots
>>154176792Try thetvapp.to, otherwise, IDK.
>>154176792https://www.vipbox.sc/american-football/louisville-kings-vs-orlando-storm-2-live
Is everyone getting the Artemis coverage?
>>154176840Yes. It's a Fox thing.
Kek my dad hates this Artemis shit. He thinks is all retarded
>>154176840It's even being broadcasted over it on foxsports.com. going to post space is fake conspiracy theories to get back at NASA
Wake me when we send humans to Mars. Moon shit is boring.
>>154176855It’s cool, I guess, but all the coverage acting like we didn’t do this shit a whole bunch of other times with more primitive technology is dumb.
Josh Dobbs should have been there for the Artemis coverage
Cool and they paused the game for it too.
I think Louisville wins this one. I'm not sure how, but I think they do.
>>154176910I hope they do because I want Becht to fail since he was with STL.
>>154176826That's still showing Nascar>>154176834Straight up not workingGuess I'm going to have to miss this game, which sucks. Hope you all have fun though
>>154176928I just think he's a fraud.
>>154176893Yeah, same how I feel with this. Like... it was a generational groundbreaking thing in the 70's with a fraction of the tecnology we have today. But like, doing the same stuff in 2026? Eh... just put UFL on.
I fucking hate that Rowland and Lucky Jackson aren’t on the Fendies. We need to trade to get them back and we’ll be unstoppable and easily the most fun team to watch.
>>154176928he's gonna choke in the post season
winner gets rights to the moon
>>154176910i think louisville loses because they decide to juggle their qbs
>>154176963Gru already has dibs.
DEANO IN THE BOOTH
DEANO MENTIONED>no appearance aww
>>154176986>>154176998
>>154176986THANK FUCKING GOD.
>ufl kickers
jinxed him. thanks curt lmfao
lol KWAB
Just now stopped watching the coverage of Artemis II's splashdown. What did I miss?
LETS GO BEANER BROS
>>154177050a missed FG from 28 yds. thats it so far
Whomst thinkin bout them beans?
>Colts waived Bean before AR5
>>154177050A lot of 4th down conversions and a missed easy FG.
>>154177065Bean thinkin bout overthrowin thos WRs
Why the fuck did DC let him go..
YEAH! DEM BEANS!
The green grass looks so much better on tv.
BEANER NO
>>154177082did they let him go or was taken in the expansion draft?
Oh fuck that hurt me to watch.
>>154177082Jackson? They didn’t. He got picked up by the Vikings. This is the first year he’s back, I believe. I desperately want him back in DC, though. His connection with Ta’amu was awesome.
>>154177076They actually converted on them this time? Nice. Last game both teams had issues with those.>>154177061>a missed FG from 28 yds.UFL KICKERS!!!!
These niggas need longer cleats
>pooisville
I don’t know if any of you guys saw any of the replies to Rapole’s Xitter post, but all the retarded normies were complaining about the ESPN broadcasts and saying how they loved the Fox ones. Instead of dialing back the interviews and doing them properly instead of randomly deciding to pester the coaching staffs at key moments, they’re probably just going to get rid of them entirely. These morons don’t want anything new or interesting or fun, they just want all football coverage to look exactly like the NFL.
Holy special teams
imagine letting Jack "The Snack" Plummer run on you.
>>154177168the only thing i dislike in ESPN's coverage is the "gambling analysis"
How in the fuck do you miss that tackle? That guy’s gonna have a bad time at film on Monday.>Second retard drags the running forward three years for 1st and goal on tackle immediately afterwards
>>154177198*runner
>>154177194Trvthnvke
>>154177198kek they do that shit in the NFL too
>>154177198*yardsFuck me, I hate phoneposting.
>>154177194I WILL HATE IT UNTILL THEY GIVE STORMY BACK
HOOOOLYYYYYYY
>>154177194They go a little overboard but I don't really care that much about it. Their interviews this year are horrendous. They just have no timing and nobody who knows how to do it. Get Kubelic to teach them.
>>154177218i think she mostly does cfb nowwew nice TD
Damn, that was a little Mahomie if you know what I mean.
Plummer meme chuck undefeated
>>154177168That ESPN one with 3 windows with three audios was horrid
>>154177239A little Spring Kingy ere
>>154177234>Get Kubelic to teach them.amen. hes the GOAT sideline reporter
>another Repole jerk off sessionit's better than the rock being an absent parent but shit man
>Jake ButtUnfortunate kek
>>154177269At least there's a reason behind it. There was a legit announcement. Probably getting another one for the game tomorrow with the Championship announcement.
HEIGHTMOG CLIP THAT CLIP THAT
>>154177269at least it a short interview this time
Kek you can tell Repole was trying very hard not to let the slimeball out after everyone complained about him last time
Vince was the best. He had an actual unique vision for this league instead of NFL-lite no one wants to be at and "arena football" but outdoors.
Jason "Ronnie Bass" Bean. Can throw it 50 yards, can't pitch it 3 feet.
Come the fuck on bean
>>154177246I know, I said so I my own reply. That’s not my point. My point is that because everyone complained about the obviously shit job they’re doing this year, they’re probably just going to axe them entirely instead of putting in the work to fix it. Normies don’t like things that are different from what they know and companies don’t like putting in effort for anything that does instantly work the way they wanted, which just spells the ESPN broadcast ending up just and bland as any other network’s coverage.
two pump fakes lol
Holy. Special. Teams.
>>154177281
HOLY DRAGON
This scorebug is better than the shit one Fox uses for the NFL.
sideline interviews are always comedy
D R A G O N
Jesus what a dragon. If Bean could figure out how to throw anything other than dragons he'd be real good in this league.
WHAT A PLAY. too bad he fell lol
BEAN KING
That was a false start by 87.
wew nice trick play
LITTLE RAZZLE DAZZLE BABY
TRICKY
That was a tuddy if it wasn’t overthrown.
COFFEE BEANS ENERGIZED OFFENSE
Bean going super saiyan
No flag on that? Shocking.
>>154177313Vince's goal was to actually compete with the NFL, beat them and be better than them. Basically give the NFL real competition. Ever since the Rock took hold of it, it started becoming this D-League for the NFL thing.>>154177168I agree. What's going to happen is the ESPN stream is going to just get rid of it, this will be feedback for next season to say people want USFL to be more like the NFL instead of its own thing with a unique vibe, and they'll continue to sterilize it rather than fix it. The ESPN streams definitely have the most potential and have consistently been the most fun streams, they just need to find that balance a little bit better this year. But that reaction is what happens when you try to break into a more mainstream thing with a product like this. If those people upset had been around during the XFL days, they'd probably hate everything about it and wouldn't understand what made it great.
Bruh, should've just ran it in.
nice ankle pass, tard
Storm are winning this.
>no flagBullshit
I think this Bean is toast, no Bri’ish.
Oh that's a bullshit flag
>>154177525Bro he's out of bounds
>>154177533You're out of bounds.
lol that floater should have been picked off
He committed the cardinal sin of playing QB. Lucky that wasn’t picked.
Did I predict this shit or did I predict this shit? >>154177239
fast game
They need to run it up the middle in goal line situations
>>154177603All these teams refusing to run Power at the line are disgusting
PLUMMER PLUNGED
Go for the QB sneak, cowards.
>>154177259man i really fucking miss those first few weeks of the xfl, before covid ruined fucking everything.
>>154177628Fucking chinks
>>154177628
oh no
rolling to decide my /ufl/ team1. Birmingham2. Columbus3. Dallas4. DC5. Houston6. Louisville7. Orlando8. St. Louis9. reroll0. reroll
>>154177649dubs i get to pick
>>154177649reroll
>>154177628me too, fren. rip my roughnecks
>>154177649Dubs and you go St. Louis
>>154177659fugggggggI guess this means I get to choose :)
>>154177649Did this back in 2020. WE AIN’T COME TO PLAY SCHOOL.
>>154177660They were the perfect combo of lucky and good. You just know they would have a meltdown in the 1st round of the playoffs.
i SHOULD hate these louisville uniforms but i kinda like them??
Barcelona Dragons mentioned. Guess I better drink.
>>154177660we can have it all back. One day soon
>>154177673Me? I've been a lifelong Renegades fan of 40 secondsother ufl teams can get FUCKED
>>154177689They’re pretty similar to the Tards’ in term of color palate and usage.
What are you drinking ufl? Go Ponies
>>154176690Battle Hawks are the white man's team. Fly high Battle Hawks!
>>154177720Liquid Death Severed Lime. Trying to cut out booze.
>>154177720sailor & pepsi zero
>>154177725this is known
>>154177730Admirable anon. This drink's for you. And for a louisville TD happening in my lifetime
>Literal slop play
>>154177748Thank you.
>>154177683no way man. they would have made it to the championship game where they would then lose
WHY WOULD YOU THROW A FUCKING FADE GOD DAMN MORONS
beaner bros....
>black quarterback throwing a fade to the cornerlol, why even try? just forfeit the down
>>154177784They can take Silvers.
>still no TDlmfao why didnt they take the points?!
Holy fuck just take the points
ngl this stadium looks gorgeous for its size. wish my fcc could play an open cup game there one of these seasons
loud italians with the gift of gab are great for these sideline interviews
>>154177817i still remember when they had russini on the pre-covid sideline detail. god damn that league was fun
>>154177826i remember her shitting on mcgloin while he was still in earshot
>>154177871wouldn't mind her shitting on me tbqhwy
>>154177875?
>>154177801Went there the year they opened, it's nice. Shocking they built a USL stadium but it's very nice.
>>154177875
>>154177879i have a poop fetish and i am sexually aroused by dianna russini
>>154177881good concessions? big concourses?
why cant Bean complete short passes?
>>154177881Go Riverhounds.
what if the kings never score another TD the rest of the season?
>>154177932i would expect to see a lot of disappointed anime horse girls posted. I need more for my kings folder
>>154177918There’s one for you.
Just run 4 verts with this nigga every play
KANGS TUDDY
>benny snellkek, I think I drafted this guy in fantasy like six years ago
>>154177932And there’s one for YOU.
watching a football game from a standing-only section seems fucking awesome
>>154177951
THINKIN BOUT THEM MOTHERFUCKIN BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEANS
>>154177932but I did eat breakfast this morning
>>154177966I’ll be doing that tomorrow at the Fendies game in the Beer Snake section.
>>154177963oh shit that's THAT guy???
stormfronters... we can still win this...
>>154177979is that audi field still?
>>154177993Yea.
>>154177998nice i'm jelly
>This game is not LITTY enough....>It needs star power....>JUCO star power....
>>154177986plummer need to toss another memechuck
both of these dudes have absolutely dotted some throws tonight
kangz have a good D-Line for an 0-2 team 3bh
>>154178050They've been in every game they've played. They just can't get TDs. Like a shittier version of the Niggiehawks.
>>154178006I’ll be posting from the stands occasionally.
lol kangz
that was a low energy td
I'm annoyed that this asshole wasn't calling plays for the Hawks last year. He's so much better than the guy they had before.
>>154178068post a pic or two for good luck
>>154178079jeb in the stands
>>154178087*sigh* please score...
>>154178087SLOW AND STEADY!!!
Deion please go. I don't want to hear about how you piss your pants
>>154178087>JebLike from Minecraft?
>>154178105John Ellis Bush. Dubya’s brother.
TEAMKILL HEEM
flagged for crashing into your teammate
>>154178114I know, I was being facetious.
Is that the first friendly fire of the year?
>>154178139i think so
beaner is frying these niggas
BENNYFUCKING SNELL
I SAID BEANER IS RE-FRYING THIS FRAUD BECHT SECONDARY
ANOTHER TD
Second half shootout incoming?
Are we winning?
Overbros, we eatin’.
Did they have a halftime show performance today?
>>154178223This isn’t the kangz home opener.
>>154178222you love to see it
it has to be scary as fuck to be a side judge on return duty
nice trick play lol
damn that's a snag
>>154178237They’re in FG range, soon…
live by the memechuckdie by the memechuck
If the WR got his head around earlier, he could’ve had that.
Hot Willie eh? I'm in.
>>154177944heres a webm for your kings folder
24 saw that coming a mile away. Way to blow it up.
>Hot Wheelie? Like a Wet Willy?No announcer. Hot Wheelie like a Hot Wheels.
>>154178292actually a breddy based celly
>andrew wkholy nostalgia
UH OH, RAIN SZN
>>154178333PARTY PARTY PARTY I WANNA HAVE A PARTY I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY
Overbros, LFG!
Louisville has some good fans. You love to see it.
why does this dude keep saying "loo-VILL"
kino ending loading
>>154178350There was some legit hype there. They're not gonna sell out every game but I think this is gonna be the normal for them so long as the team is watchable.
>>154178348
>>154177681>was 30 feet from cardale all game last week>wanted to yell "WE GOT THESE NIGGAS" but had melanin enriched men sitting next to me feelsbadman
>>154178355Because that's how you pronounce it.
>>154178355you are supposed to pronounce Louisville without moving your lips
Neither of these teams have return coverage.
damn he hit the ground hard
Kang down.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>154178366no. it is "lou-vull"
>>154178362You should’ve called him over and showed him the image.
>>154178366i like to think the orangutan at the louisville zoo is names louis and this is his ville
>>154178362lmfao
THAT WAS A GOOD ASS PLAY
>>154178403Thank you, anon, very cool.
he just tried another throw across the body. cant do that shit
>>154178408kek i heard that too
niggas are getting got left and right
Dantzler dying
>>154178355Here's how you do it. First, say the phrase "Lou of full". Like some guy named "Lou" is "full of" shit or something. Keep that in mind.Now say "Lou-uh-vull" where I spelled "vull" to mimic the spelling of "full" as they have the same pronunciation. If you can say Lou-uh-vull in this way, you have now correctly pronounced the word "Louisville". Just rememberLou of fullLou-uh-vullLouisville
>>154178425They gon get theirs, doe.
THIS DOESNT FOOKIN FLIP
DRAGON
>>154178434exactly. my old coworker used to say it was 1.5 syllables and that if it didn't sound like you were having a stroke you weren't saying it right
>sliiiiiiippppppp >SLIP N SLIDE!
>whats the challenge flag for then?lmao
reffies sending the kangz to the glue factory
why'd he challenge that? reffies already told him he would lose the challenge
>if you challenge it's going to be confirmed>Challenges anywaylmao
>challenging something that deano already reviewed
>>154178494>>154178497it's not about the moneyit's about sending a message
why does jake butt keep single arming all of his interview subjects
has there been any NFL player to go the UFL and play his way back into the NFL? Just like PJ Walker?
>>154178520i think there was a long snapper from the first revival
>>154178506power move i got a chuckle when he did it to the manlet owner
>>154178533lmao the running back looked visibly uncomfortable
>>154178520Depends on what you define as making it back. Nooch, McCarron, and Lucky Jackson all got signed to practice squads.
>>154178520Define "in the NFL". Like consistently an active roster guy or just on a roster? Josh Johnson and AJ McCarron immediately come to mind.
TAKE THE FUCKING POINTS!!!!!!!!!
avaitorbros we won't be 0-3 alone!
>>154178552>>154178568Just on a real, 55 man roster, not the practice squad
>>154178568>Josh Johnsonyeah, hes one
>>154178569They done goofed. Storm gonna run it down their throats, Bean will throw an interception when they get the ball back.
>>154178594nigga livin out of a suitcase
Bad flag, that was clean as hell
>>154178576The Packers’ punter is on the active roster and the Lions’ kicker came from the UFL, but I don’t think either was in the League before.
>>154178594honestly with the paychecks and perks involved this sounds like a fucking ideal life
>>154178610Brandon Aubrey was on the Stallions.
>thats not a rule hereGet your shit together and get your pen out, Gary
>>154178610I see. I was just wondering if KJ Hamler stands any chance of making an NFL roster again, because iirc he was a high draft pick and played a couple seasons in the league
>>154178576Alec Lindstrom made his way from Cowboys to Showboats to Jets active rosters.
SOMEBODY from that Louisville defense needs to get a call. Their defense has been very very good for all three games.
>>154178623He was a 2nd rounder, absolutely has a chance to make it back. Just probably won't.
lmao why did they cross the 50!?
has ot rules been changed at all? I WANT OT
lmao, retards. Now it's 4th and an eternity.
Plummer should’ve down an armpunt deep.
DONT RUN WITH SCISSORS
should have been picked
Fuck you, Minkins.
>>154178644No changes from previous years.
RIPTWO SCATSTUD SLOP
>>154178644still the same rules
>Scat slop>Is
A little spring kingy
>>154178671two studs, scatting on mesloppy
Louisville is gonna score with less than a minute left, they'll take the OT, and lose.
>>154178689if you don't like that, you don't like kang footbawl
>>154178689i think they score the TD, go for two but fail
>>154178672i forget was vince's xfl envisioned both team's offense and defense on the field at the same time but on opposite sides of the field used for this
>>154178702/sp/ will finally have memed multiball into existence
davidson redeemed
>>154178702the 2001 league or the 2020 one?
i keep thinking that fucking drone is a football
>>154178702It never happened, but yes that's what it would have been
kangz could be leading by kicking a fg here had they taken the points earlier
K I N OINO
>>1541787182020 it took 5 years to even get an ot game but it was supposed to be simultaneous for a speedrun OT
I want Bean to do something crazy so I can spam MVBEAN
THREE TDS!?
>>154178644*Ring Ring....*Zack Davidson... it's the NFL
go for 2 if you fail onside attempt simple as
Becht is a weenie
>BechtClassic Becht. I feel like he loses these all the time.
Minkins, you fucking bum, This game could’ve been over.
game winning fg incoming
Rowland has nice eyes. No homo.
11,082 attendance at the game. A decrease of about 3k from the home opener, still about 2k more than Louisville City FC averages.
>>154178753>>154178755It was a desperation challenge. He knew odds were slim.
>This is what they thought they were getting with BeanWow. Amazing what happens when you give the QB more than 0.5 seconds in the pocket before he needs to throw it away or he's running for his life. O-line is still the worst part of the Louisville Kings
>>154178769with kicks being allowed for PATS there will be more OT games. last year that would be an obvious 2 pt try but also why OT rarely happened
>>154178785Really fucking wish they got rid of the XP kicks. I know the coaches want it, but fuck them. They probably want to punt every drive too.
>>154178785>with kicks being allowed for PATS there will be more OT gamesI knew something was different. They added PAT for extra points instead of the "it must be a pass" method.
>Do you really wish we had a kicker on the broadcast?>No
COME ON KANGS EXPOSE THIS WOP
KAHM ON KANGZ!
OVERTIME
more ufl with my /spee/ friends :)
>>154178689Told you
I CAN’T STOP
Is there a cap to ot scoring? Theoretically the game could have 100+succesful attemps by each team making the score in the hundreds or do they just award single point for the eventual winner if it goes beyond 3 attempts
>>154178836No cap, you play until someone wins. It's 2 points per successful try.
>>154178836sudden death if they're still tied after 3 tries per team
>those boosjejat least their fans give a shit
>No flag on thatWow, they straight tackled that guy with the ball in the air.
>>154178836they keep playing until you stop whacking off to gay porn
i dont think you can return an int overtime, correct?
what if nobody scores forever
>>154178842So no cap on score i could place a crazy over bet not like the sportsbooks would allow it though
>>154178852It’d probably be a Pick 2.
>>154178852Pretty sure that's correct. That's what it used to be and they didn't change it I think.
i like the kangz defence
FUCK SERIOUSLY?!
NO ERA PENAL
bro cmon that was lame asf
damn, that would have been awesome
PENULTY
holy fuck what a play 8
KANGS DEFENSE
SUDDEN DEATH NAO
GREAT stop!
Holy shit this game keeps on giving.
>pass interference.>ball on 1 yard lineRefs want to go home>Louisville defense stops themCan we just bring the whole Louisville defense to the NFL? Plenty of teams would be happy for this.
OH BABY
yeah my renegades would bootyblast both of these shit teams
man i would love to be shitfaced in the third row right now
Aviatorfrens i dont want to be alone at the bottom
>literally refballed into a winLOL
SORRY GAME IS OVER BECAUSE I SAID SO
WUT
lmfao are you serious?
omg unbelievable refball
FUCK
That rule is fucking insanely lame holy shit. Why would you ever put that into the rule book? No one will be satisfied with that.
Change the rules that was retarded ending. Unhype
GAMES OVER. EVERYBODY GO HOME.
Oh that's such a bullshit rule. Absolute fucking anticlimactic BULLSHIT! They need to change that rule.
REFCHADS RUN THIS SHIT
That might be the shittiest rule I've seen in any of these football leagues. Ending on a penalty is the absolute worst thing you could do in a sport.
>>154178943Because you would just keep holding forever
you gotta be fucking kidding me
>>154178943Because if you don't someone will IMMEDIATELY exploit it and just hold/commit DPI every play and eventually they'll stop calling it. You may not like it but it's a good rule.
>>154178943it happened in during the botes vs stallions game last year but it didnt happen during the sudden death part of OT. botes were awarded a successful try because the stallions held two plays in a row
>>154096643>>154096643>>154096643revturn next game at noon tomorrow
>>154178959And what? Put the ball on your own 1 yard line every time? There’s no incentive. If you want to say per OT period, sure, I guess, but not the whole fucking OT.
>>154178959>>154178968Then why don't every college game that goes into the 2 pt conversion section of overtime go on for 5 straight hours? If college can do it without the refs deciding the games then I think these retards can find a way.
I get the purpose but that was a lame way to end the game and not why the rule was implemented. It should only apply to consecutive penalties on the same try
>>154178968>>154178959You do know that college football has the exact same overtime where it becomes alternating 2pt conversion tries and those games don't go on forever, right?
>>154178994Isn't the principle complaint about college overtime that it does in fact go on forever?
>>154179217it went on forever in the previous format. pic related is why they changed it
