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gazza edition

now dosn v dees
later swasn v snus
night hok v dogs
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hawk tuah haha
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rugby
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>>154180042
iggs
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Gather round delivers once again
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Damn that judge with the pony tail looks like she'd have hot kinky sex but divorce rape you after
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THE BOMBERS ARE BACK
*click click*
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Gather round deez nuts
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>Bombers winning
>Sun comes out from behind the clouds/rain
Bit in this.
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Prefer Essendon miserable desu
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>>154180042
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wow glad this fucking deadshit seppo is coming into our threads to simp for some mid bitch
fuck off and die dumb yankee doodle cock sucking faggot
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>>154180076
same
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See the bombers fly up. Up!
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disn should win this now
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CRISP.
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>>154180084
U wot m8? Meet me at maccas
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the absolute state
>>154180011
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>>154180082
This was very based and soulful desu
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>tranime and a basedjak in the same image
shoot yourself amerifat dickhead
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Essendon have their mojo back. Finals bound now.
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My Bombies
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gonna walk to wooloworths and buy some snacks to eat while watching my swans play in 40 minutes. what snacks do you lads recommend?
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>>154180094
nah
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>>154180099
>more than half an hour until kickoff in an oversized stadium between two minnow teams
what sort of cope are you huffing? obsessed.
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>>154180106
>swasnfag
cyanide
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First team to win the Premiers Hip after starting 0-4?
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Bombers just needed to find their love of footy again.
Gather round has saved the club.
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>>154180106
I've been partial to Red Rock Deli's Honey Onions and Chicken chips
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this game is over, what do i do for the next 35 mins
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>>154180115
nrlsperg calling anyone else obsessed while coming into /alf/ to defend his shit sport kek
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Pathetic Melbourne
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>>154180106
chilli kettle chips
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>>154180103
Shut the fuck up friendless cringe faggot and watch the game
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>>154180106
fruit, olives, etc
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>>154180119
you'll win the premiershit.
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>>154180124
but enough about Victoria's capital
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>>154180123
>nrlsperg
literally doesn't exist mate.
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>>154180106
>walk
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what was ben mckay's turning point?
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>"friendless cringe faggot"
>said by the sperg seppo watching an australian sport thinking people are interested in his simping over some dumb cunt scumpire
kill yourself now
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geelong are going to be scary with butters, reid and caddy
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*be's clicking relentlessly*
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>>154180144
>thinking people are interested in his simping over some dumb cunt scumpire
That was me, not him.
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behave
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Nate Caddy's mum is a slut
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>>154180155
they couldn't even get rowan marshall, one of the few aints players not on millions of dollars and one who literally wanted to leave.
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RC was right 2MP is goated.
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>>154180171
proof
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How do I get a hot goal umpire girlfriend?
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the king is looking rough these days
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Welcome back!!!
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>>154180177
>overpaying for a contracted ruckman
naarm good thanks
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Does that friendless cringe FAGGOT think every American in this thread is the same person? What a fucking retard, must be a Carlton supporter
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>>154180188
crisp mascot
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all americans are the same and all americans should die, simple as
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which of these should i buy for the misso?
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>>154180197
both are tacky tasteless shit
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any dosn man in?
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dosn acting like this win is a religious experience
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preemiership flag
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UP THE FUCKING DOSN
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are you guys enjoying this festival of footy so far?
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won't be the last, as long as ridley/reid stay healthy
scott actually coached decently today
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gg
we're back baby
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>>154180187
I've seen worse.
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Sing it boys

Seeee the bombers fly up...UP
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this is aints tier carry-on from dosn fags
it's literally just melbourne, if you beat brisbane you could act like it was a gf win
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>>154180211
enjoy mayne
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>>154180209
no
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>>154180211
Congrats m8
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>>154180197
Left is a bit much
I'd go right
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Is it Joever for my Pies?
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>>154180215
>>154180217
archie fucking roberts
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do you blokes remember that cringe faggot writing a play about incest?
i remember someone relentlessly shitting on it and then the poof stopped posting kek
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See the bombers fly up up
and respected by our foes
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sure hope the star pickets don't head up to the Ex, get on the piss and start shit with the local coons pissing on across the road. that would be terrible.
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>>154180082
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>>154180214
suck my plums nigga back to back wins suck my dick
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>>154180197
Full blown nylon body stocking.
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>>154180223
you ever apply a filter to the shit you think of typing? like that incest dickhead, just because you can write something, doesn't mean you should.
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>>154180223
>women like erotic fiction
>so here's a paedophilic incest story
i felt kinda bad about it because he technically wrote pretty well, the story was just awful
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>>154180197
two words: bunny suit
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>>154180214
They'd lost 17 in a row. Were on track to go winless for an entire year if they didn't win today due to a hard upcoming schedule.
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>>154180232
like frank from donnie darko? yeah that would be hot.
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>>154180221
nah they are still are good chance to make wildcard. long term it's hard to say, they have historically been good at staying competitive and are an attractive destination club. if they landed a couple of players like bailey humphries and ethan read that would go a long way
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>>154180236
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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might just reject entirely the idea of tempo, lads
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>>154180230
i'm making fun of an extremely cringeworthy spastic, stick it up your arse you dumb poofter
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>>154180237
I think last year was their final shot with the current group. They just ran into a tough Bane team and having no Bobby Hill opening up the field was tough. It feels like everyone just looks a lot older while Nick Daicos just gets double and triple teamed because nobody else is a real threat after DeGoey and Elliott
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>>154180244
doing it badly. you're like the kid who buys lollies for the other kids so they would like him. you try too hard.
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>>154180223
he's a sad loser and probably both tradiesperg and eatingmeatsperg
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>>154180250
>eatingmeatsperg
not me
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We are the suns of the Gold Coast Skyyyy!
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omw to the bottleo dosn men
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>>154180253
oops forgot the meme name
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>>154180221
I think curb stomping Carlton next week will give some hope that you might get one of the wildcard spots, but I think the premiership window is coming to a close for a least the current playing group
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this didi ad is simply demonic
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It's in the air and water
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>>154180257
fair enough
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>>154180249
okay champ
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i will now consume all footy media this week
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buy better lollies you little bitch
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>fat bitch can't toss a coin
USELESS
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take a shot every time someone says how soulful playing at norwood is.
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>>154180286
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there is a black man out there
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these are the coleman medallist of lollies
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>>154180094
wonder if she has remnants of a creampie in her vagina from last night
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>>154180306
looks like swasn kits. and gc?
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>>154180197
need slampig on the left gf 2026
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>Norwood will be a super high scoring game because of the small ground
zzzz
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Chad Warner's cock and arsehole
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warner putting the norwood in norwood
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these kits are too close together
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>>154180330
kek, good one
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players who wear gloves are poofs
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Does Curnow have a roid gut? His torso looks super weird.
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>>154180336
*heems you*
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>>154180340
its the same with heeney those sydney poofs are fucking losers
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>>154180340
yeah that's weird looking, like a hernia or some shit
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>>154180340
i've noticed his ribs are super prominent for some reason
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that was a fair contest. curnow is a protected species.
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>>154180349
Fag
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>>154180349
hey i like your posts
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>>154180349
arrowcunt (micknonce) is a paedophile
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gold coast are not a serious team
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what scran do they have at norwood?
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>>154180349
Heyyyy cutie
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SACK DIMMA
BRING BACK DEW
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>andrew, athletic customer
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>>154180342
In hindsight it's crazy how many guys were on PEDS during that era in all pro sports
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neither of these teams play a very festive brand of footy
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some cunt in the commentary box keeps stirring his drink, fucks me off
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>>154180365
lol
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tonight’s snacks to enjoy while my swans win
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>>154180377
how much do you weigh, tipBLOB?
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>>154180377
are you a millionaire
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>>154180377
make a dentist appointment, then renew your prep prescription.
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>that's not a push mate
kek
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>>154180380
a bit
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>>154180377
i know that chopping board
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Bad look for the game playing at shitholes like this
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For me it was snackcunt with the flannel picnic throw, correctly rated iced vovos
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might get some coopers extra stout
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HeenGOD
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>>154180382
worse, I'm a project manager on the big build.
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>>154180377
4430 kcal in this pic
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>>154180388
crikey
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>>154180390
nope, thats not mine.
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was always scared to wear pink because I thought people would think I'm a poof
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>>154180391
Yeah this is some shit you do in simulation pre season matches not during the regular season
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>>154180407
same still won't wear it btw
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>>154180410
theres something about the lower camera angle that makes the play look far more amateur
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holy shit this jumper clash hurts my eyes
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>>154180417
afternoon fat
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Eating all of these snacks in one sitting would trigger a massive metabolic crisis as your body attempts to process nearly 4,500 calories and over 400 grams of sugar simultaneously. Within minutes, your blood glucose levels would skyrocket far beyond the normal range. In response, your pancreas would work at maximum capacity to flood your bloodstream with insulin, attempting to move that sugar into your cells. Since your glycogen stores would fill almost instantly, the vast majority of this energy would be diverted to your adipose tissue to be stored as fat.
As you eat, the high fat content from the caramel slices and chocolate would slow down gastric emptying, creating a heavy, leaden sensation in your stomach. This often leads to acute digestive distress, including acid reflux, bloating, and intense nausea as your system struggles to produce enough enzymes to break down the sudden influx of lipids. The high osmotic pressure from the sugar in your gut could also draw water into your intestines, potentially causing cramping or osmotic diarrhea.
The neurological effects would be equally intense. You would initially experience a massive dopamine surge, providing a temporary "sugar high," but this is quickly followed by a profound systemic inflammatory response. Once the massive insulin spike clears the glucose from your blood, you would likely suffer from reactive hypoglycemia, leaving you feeling shaky, irritable, and lightheaded despite the massive calorie intake.
Additionally, the sodium in the biscuits and cakes would cause significant water retention, leading to puffiness and increased blood pressure as your heart works harder to circulate blood. By the end, you would likely enter a state of extreme lethargy, or a "food coma," as your body redirects all available energy to your digestive tract. This would likely result in a "sugar hangover" involving headaches, intense thirst, and physical exhaustion lasting well into the next day.
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so fucking cold all of a sudden
freezed my arse off in bed last night
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>>154180415
It looks like some bootleg match being played at a local park and someone's dad is streaming it to YouTube
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>>154180407
>>154180412
I don't know or care what you're wearing, you'd suck my cock if I told you to.
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>>154180388
30,000 calories to hit the 150kg? Noice effort, m8.
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Why do they always play American songs after goals? I thought this was Australian football
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>Sydney 1.4 from set shots
This is already a blowout and it could've been OVER over blowout if they could kick straight.
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>>154180427
crisp george clooney
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>>154180424
just need some border jumpers selling 5 dollar knockoff tshirts outside the grounds.
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What do the Suns stand for?
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this is gonna be a blow out
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this thread is now for heterosexuals ONLY
pooftas fuck off
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>>154180437
Who are they as a club? What is their brand of football?
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>>154180437
Sucking
Uncle
Neil's
Sausage
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>>154180437
the gold coast sky
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>>154180437
cancerous growths cut off your arms, shoulders, back and face.
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swans seether in?
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nuke america
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Norwood should be the next team in the comp after Tassie
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i always thought ben long was one of st kildas best players back in the day glad to see him at a club who know how to use him
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this is good commentary
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>>154180448
probably. hell say something like
>beating a team of gold coast plastic fags in pink
>its not even a real ground
>rigged anyways
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fucking kick straight fucking hell
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crisp andrew mackie refusing to overpay for a shit kicking roleplayer
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>>154180455
No
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>>154180437
scary ultraviolet northern state
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>>154180417
>>154180420
look, fat
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that stone in rioli's shoe is a sacred artifact you cunt
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finished the mint slices, onto the snakes now
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We need to start asking questions about whether Dimma has it anymore. I think it's a good discussion.
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>>154180474
when i visited england i went to the west kennet long barrow. it is just in a paddock on what seems to be someone's property. you can just walk right in. there are no staff, or cordons or anything. just come on in and enjoy this 5,000 year old site. meanwhile we can't set foot on ayer's rock.
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>>154180483
interesting to think that that barrow was probably used by 10 generations (a highly incestuous family)
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>>154180483
blame filthy asians pissing and shitting and littering all over the rock
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i don't like adelaide
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>>154180492
OH NO
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DAMIEN HARDWICK IS A FUCKING FRAUD
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>>154180490
just ban asians from entering this country ezpz
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>>154180500
one day, pauline. one day.
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>boring shit game at shit stadium
I think it's time for bed. See you boys next time
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>>154180500
reckon just allow only aus citizens to explore the rock. everyone else needs special permission/appointment/extra cost
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>>154180500
but not indians, right madam? we are not asians.we are aryan like you
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been sat in the old thread you're fucking shithouse at advertising baker
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>>154180507
many european nations have free/cheap tickets for citizens to cultural sites. australia would never.
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>>154180509
not clicking that
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>That sky at Norwood
Get ready for RAIN.
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>>154180388
https://megatenwiki.com/wiki/Kanbari
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>giant storm in the background
spooky
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>>154180509
no don't ban them. nuke them.
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>>154180510
user issue
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>>154180514
can't wait for some drenched women in the crowd :)
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>>154180519
storm is brewing (in my tummy)
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>>154180510
buy better lollies you loser
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will the rain be more effective against the suns than swans?
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rainbow :)
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>>154180524
stop chugging honey you dumb fuck
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>>154180519
>Bulldogs vs Hawks on later
>Bulldogs are a team of tall spastics
>Hawks are short midgets
Put all your money on the roaches to steal this.
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>>154180522
fuck you i need AT LEAST a block of three like

>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD
>NEW THREAD

fucking cunt
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LONGMIRE
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>>154180531
why isn't the rainbow out the front? why hide it? afl is so homophobic, not good enough. be better. anyway, off to fuck my misso, hooroo.
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>>154180538
im not op
wake up
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>>154180533
hey boo-boo, eat my bear shit. I'll fuck you into a picanick basket
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>>154180541
see >>154180441
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fuck youse all hey
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mac andrew is SHITE
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>>154180549
fuck you cockhead
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>>154180546
based gay rapist yogi
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gotta mate who is adelaide and went to a gather round orgy last night (with biological women)
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I take back everything bad I've said about this ground
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>>154180555
no doesn't mean no in the forest it's just yogi, his needs and the screams. honey isn't as good a lubricant as tears but its great afterwards.
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>>154180082
Game died a little the moment Gary retired. Both Garys.
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bit odd seeing an asian play footy. not saying it's bad or shouldn't happen, just odd to see it
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>>154180559
i want to take screenshots of the cool sky but no hardware acceleration makes it lag
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>>154180531
good band
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WALTUH
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>>154180565
is your rig shit? i dont have any lag with it off
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anderson getting JORDONED
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lol
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are you enjoying this game?
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>>154180573
idgi
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finished the snakes, onto the kinder chocolate
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>>154180570
i should've said the stream itself doesn't lag, but scrolling e.g this thread on my second monitor does so i don't like to have it off
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We need to talk about the Swans Academy.
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>>154180576
Romania
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heard a loud squeak earlier and couldn't tell if it was my smoke alarm or my shoe against the tile
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>>154180575
no
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>>154180581
neat
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>>154180581
oh kek
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>long narrow oval
So that's why Geelong chose this.
Luckily we have our secret weapon. Ochre.
>our best guernsey imo
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>>154180579
*northern academies
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whats the best post you have ever made here?
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>>154180581
isdgi
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>>154180596
Whats the most famous Romanian delicacy?
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>>154180581
thats belgium stupid
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>>154180506
bed at this time?
crisp diabetes
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time to blaze it
rip all my posts beyond this post
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>>154180592
but we already beat adelaide??
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>Paid up for Gawn
>Grundy doing better
JUST CAN'T WIN
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>bring in Norwood
>bring in Royals/Falcons
Thoughts?
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>>154180607
serves you right for thinking ill of my donses
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>>154180606
It does need slightly more royal blue and canary yellow, but it's near perfect.
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>>154180604
do you miss having the ability to think properly? and your short, mid and longterm memory being good?
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its still not too late to get on farrow for the rising star
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>>154180608
>Norwood
No. >We don't want to join the AFL. >We have been very clear about this. >We will stay in the SANFL.
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>>154180616
who?
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>>154180611
Something's definitely changed lately with them, but Dees are simply grim. Windsor did nothing either for them
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>>154180614
lookong forward to the game tomorrow fella, hopefully your iggs play well
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just remembered rowell won the brownlow wtf lol
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My crowsies :)
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more like matt rowellnlow
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i crave meat
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>>154180632
crisp banepoof
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>>154180617
WAFL and even VFA agrees because the rules are just too soft ay and they're not stopping anything.
I never had a problem with concussions until I fell off a roof and I was hit regularly in AFL and other sports.
That being said, after the fall I was a bit softer with concussion.
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whats my sportsbet password
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>>154180599
camwhores.
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>>154180635
thinkofwhatyoucouldbebuyinginstead
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>>154180635
animeanus111
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>>154180632
based vegansperg
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>>154180634
i got concussed from a soccer ball hitting me in the back of the head, forgot my name and felt like i was in a dream for like 12 hours
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>>154180635
lmao this retard just told everyone his sportsbet password what a fucking spanner
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>some venom in the crowd
oof

>>154180635
password
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this game sucks i'm going to walk the dogs
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>>154180641
>felt like i was in a dream for like 12 hours
sounds nice
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>>154180635
handrubbing123
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>>154180641
I've been concussed more in soccer and hockey than AFL ay.
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>>154180641
kek /weakmind/
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>>154180642
hope jakey in Kal is doing ok.
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sometimes when watching footy i see the weather and forget that the weather where i'm at is different
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>>154180647
That's not how my roof fall concussion went.
>agony for 2-3 months with ribs and back and headaches
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>>154180659
oh, no, that's not nice
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>>154180654
Kinda hard when it's 30C here.
>in fucking april
I don't even. I went to the beach today.
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>>154180659
lucky, met a guy in hospital who had to learn to walk again after his fall
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>>154180650
those first two sports are traditionally played by girls.
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>half sunny half black sky
kino
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Half time
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>>154180661
You don't properly recover either. It's just permanent. Don't fall off of roof.
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>>154180663
i haven't been to the beach nearly as much as i should've this summer desu
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>>154180665
are you guys going to seethe when the FIFA Football World Cup takes over this board?
i WILL be posting about it in here
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dont trip coxxy haha you tripped
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wonder how much the untreated concussions I had as a kid fucked me up
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>>154180679
it's a good question
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>>154180672
no. there's no girls on 4chan. you're not real. so why would I seethe?
you fall off a roof again?
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should i watch the rest of this game or the 2nd half of a state league game in person (by myself) as the latter is near my house
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>>154180674
>"haha"
>*cries* "traitor..."
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>>154180682
state league sounds comfy
have some drinks and enjoy
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>>154180672
i never leave /afl/ so i dont see the board at all
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>>154180672
if you're queer, thats ok
I still love you
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Fuck me, those ads where some retarded boomer tells brown kids they're fine with them being gay are so bad.
>Make Awkward Awesome
More like make Murder Suicides Happen.
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dad's had several concussions over the years, seems he's all there still
uncza went through chemo and his brain went to all mush, basically early onset dementia
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cheers
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>>154180695
Crispo
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COOPER SHILLS OUT
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>>154180695
Looking good mate
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>>154180692
awkward
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>>154180695
got any blue saucers? thart's make the yellow (and a certain poster) really pop.
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>>154180682
Watch the actual football game instead of this shit.
>players just pull out of bumps and are ultra conservative to avoid MRP

There was one big clean bump with darcy or jackson last night and for a second there it looked like actual football.
Josh Carr and Glen Jako would not get a game in the AFL today.
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>>154180695
trvly the goat
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>>154180695
last time I had this was when I had to walk back to my car from the copshop in 40 degree heat. It was about an hour walk so I bought a longy from the drive through bottleo on the way. It was warm long before the time I made it to my car
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Sometimes you cook the delicious meal. Sometimes it's cooked for you.
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fuck. weed is giving me next day panic attacks again

time to drink them off tonight and then get sober I reckon
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ginni should've kept the quad bike, js in case his car got nicked.
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Thinking my bumhole needs a good fiddling.
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>>154180714
is this how you celebrate lions wins?
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Kath looking kissable today.
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>>154180714
Focus on the game, Chad
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The wife still isn't home from her girlfriends place. Its getting close to dinner time and I'm getting hungry and worried
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>>154180714
thinking you enjoy soccer.
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>>154180722
looks like shes had some work done recently
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kath looks prime for a good fucking
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>>154180714
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>>154180695
>stout without a widget
nah
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>>154180725
order a pizza and a prozzie. 2 crows, 1 stone. get some weed too.
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>>154180722
i don't like her dress
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>>154180737
No I cant decide on dinner because we had a plan but now it's too late to cook. I don't know what's going to happen I'm panicking
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add kath's dress to the list.
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Compliments to the Chef..
Ba da ba ba
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>>154180725
mum went over to see my sister-in-law. brother's interstate for the week and she needs to be babysat like a fucking toddler. mum said she wouldn't be long but yeah it's nearing dinner time
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>>154180740
call one of her boyfriends. start with the arabs then move down the alphabet.
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>>154180742
it's honestly a marvel why you blokes buy this shit
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>>154180747
>>154180740
#rekt
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>>154180748
loughnan the showman
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are flat caps alf approved?
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>went to servo that was 30c cheaper than everywhere else
>hardly anyone there
starting to think this fuel this is a psyop and nobody actually really cares that much. i remember paying more than this for fuel in the uk like 15 years ago.
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they look stoned and smashing lollies with the muchies.
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>>154180753
i hope so (i have one)
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>>154180753
they were but >>154180758
not any more.
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if henney had the advantages nick daicos had, corrr....,
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What's for dinner, lads?
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>>154180769
dunno
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>>154180769
charcoal chicken
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>>154180769
will see what offers are on uber eats
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>>154180769
pie and chips, couple of pipes, nice night in.
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>>154180732
Too soon.

>how many VFL clubs are like this
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>asked gemini to give me a high probability winning multi
>its going to get up if swans win
lol
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>>154180769
pasta n red vege sauce
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>>154180781
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>>154180769
probably whip up a curry
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>>154180781
It probably just read shit on the internet though. It can't do math at all.
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>>154180787
wtf why haven't i thought of doing this
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>>154180787
LFG
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>>154180790
what do you do at the east india trading company?
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What's going on with the Suns? This is a club that's been given an armchair ride by the AFL with its academy but whenever they play against a quality footy side they get smashed off the park. It's an interesting discussion.
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>>154180794
i didnt wanna do the unders so i just went with the overs i got lucky af
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>>154180801
also fuck i didnt agree with adding in melbourne winning so luckily i didnt kek
fuck didnt even see that when i reread it
do not get it twisted tho
do not gamble
this is a fluke
i just like using ai for shit
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>>154180794
thats how the bloke who owns dark mofo/mona in tassie got rich. early version of an LLM.
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It kinda baffles me that LLMs cannot do math. Math is a language when you think about it. Languages have logic, right? So why does it fail with that particular language? It's kinda bizarre that it doesn't just werk.
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>>154180709
based every other Infinite Jest character
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Lombard heard the footsteps. Weak as piss.
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>>154180769
Cock
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>>154180799
look at the sky. theres your answer. like in apocalypto.
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>>154180793
>math
FOY
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>>154180815
thoughtn you'd go back with the bloos Trav.
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>>154180810
see
>>154180829
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getting tired and its only 6 PM
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>>154180769
Roast pork. Was so good last weekend I'm doing the same. Perfect roast weather too.
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>>154180796
brown girls
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bench curnow
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>curn-ACK
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I REPEAT, BENCH CURNOW
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what a kick from that sydney weevil
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that'll be two first rounders plus tip
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malcolm kicks that, but curnow can't kick a straight short goal
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Gather round is gay af and makes no sense
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>>154180859
crisp bedshitter
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Andrew Mackie looks pretty smart right now
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>>154180807
interesting
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you don't see blokes pull up the grass to test the wind any more
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>>154180815
see >>154180441
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>>154180861
>Muh drop punters still don't want to snap from there.
It's the proven superior choice
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is ben long?
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You now remember Beau Meister
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>>154180769
8 dumplings, sizzling pork, rainbow beef, honey chicken, large fried rice, two dim sims, two spring rolls, large coke. Desert will be a carton of Ben n Jerry’s and two cinnamon scrolls
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looks like we've got the bye next week dosnbros
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the pink jumper stinks
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>>154180781
>>154180787
It doesn't even know what footy is.
Harry Sheezel is just a string of statistics to it.
How do you sleep at night letting this thing decide your punts for you? Gambling is degenerate enough as it is...
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>>154180899
just a bit of a fun ya fucking carpet
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>>154180867
no shit
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Mac andrews legs are like long pieces of liquorice
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>>154180901
your mum's pubic region is a fucking carpet m8
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>>154180907
yeah fucking stay away cunt
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three quarter time
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>32 minute quarter
Who got heemed? Was having a nap.
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Bruh I am such a washed and cooked unc at 32
what do I do? I just want to OD on heroin I'm so tired of everything
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>>154180913
iktf, there will be a massive happening within the next 2-3 years, this is not sustainable
just hang in there
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>>154180913
get lean and built and make more money
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>>154180918
I am pretty fit and healthy. I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. I can't generate reasons why
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>>154180913
choice a vice
>weed
>booze
>gambling
>or other
take a seat
and shitpost the pain away like everyone else
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>>154180893
two weeks in a row undefeated
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>>154180913
put the lime in the coconut and drink em boat up
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>>154180921
sounds like low test
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>>154180917
that's genuinely the only thing that has kept me going for a long time. Just to witness the circus. Unironically I was going to kill myself around 2013 and then I just got stoned while shitposting on /pol/ while watching the trayvon marvon trial and that mindset has just kept me going since
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>>154180913
have a child
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just remember 'they' want you checking out
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>>154180913
my exact scenario desu
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>>154180933
it's the main thing that's keeping me going mate
I can't even get a fucking job, no friends, all alone
but it's all going to blow up soon
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>>154180933
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>>154180940
get a forklift licence
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>>154180944
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lads i've got the wifi password for norwood oval if anyone needs it
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SUNS RISING OR FALLING?
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I had a dream there was some kind of civil war going on the other night. THen this motherfucker came and stole my car from the front yard so I unloaded a magazine into him.
Then I went into the backyard and a fighter jet got shot down and crash landed. When I went to inspect the plane it shrunk into the size of a toy with a little man who was piloting it and dying. When I asked him who he was fighting for he said "Disney" and then died.
>>
drone ball confirmed
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howie is based
i fucking kneel
this guy is the best commentator because he doesn't over talk
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gather round is definitely a massive meme.
I'm not opposed to it but it seems like something that appeals to the most lowest common denominator of npc.
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>>154180969
i get this
who the fuck would travel for it
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might have a wigan kebab for din din
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Heeney is currently $26 for the brownlow, jump on now. Looks like Swans will win a lot of games and Heeney gets lot of ball and kicks goals or when he doesn’t get a lot of touches, kicks 3+
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you know what the suns need more than anything right now? a fucking fat bisexual wog pseudochef running around in their forwardline
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>>154180972
the other thing that's bizarre is that...it's mostly victorians here for it...and they have gather round every weekend in Melbourne

riding my bike around adelaide today it's literally just victorians racing from match to match like they can't see two games in a day in melbourne
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>>154180983
lmao shut up bikecunt
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>>154180983
well it's school holidays so I guess it's aimed at that demographic
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>>154180984
kek he's back visiting prozzies on his bike
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>My Shart Leaks Poo
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>>154180986
not into them any more (have no need)
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>>154180986
>>154180984
I could end you with one kick from these quads
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>>154180996
nah you don't wanna be posting like that
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>>154181000
why not?
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>aidelaide bikecucks seething at vicchads taking up their half of the lane with their BBRs (big black rangers)
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Seethe at your petrol prices dickhead
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there is literally nothing wrong with riding a bike
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swansbros... cheers
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you can tell who's victorian around town. victorians have no light in their eyes.
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my bike has a motor because I'm not a fucking pooftah
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that kick was like the fat kids with the mullet in the ad.
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Suns are a meme. Pathetic pink poofs.
>>
collard looking to sue vfl/afl into oblivion
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If the Gold Coast Suns were Yuki Ona's diarrhoea they'd be the Cold Ghost Runs
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>>154181025
>have no light in their eyes.
that could be anyone under 30ish
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>>154180877
in adelaide, they use the algae.
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dimma is out of touch with the modern game
he is the weakest link
>>
take me back to 2008
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Can we finally admit dimma pisswick isn’t a good coach? Game plan at Richmond was literally muh chaos!! And then he bailed as soon as the cliff came and went to GC so the list could take him to another flag
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>>154181025
>you can tell who's vaxxed around town. vaxxies have no light in their eyes
fixed
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DINGER DINGER
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>>154180983
meanwhile someones food is getting cold. onyerbikecunt.
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Why is the state government paying for subscription only games?
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>>154180807
Thought he got rich by essentially getting rebates on losing bets or something.
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are swans contenders?
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MY Swannies.
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>>154181069
is she naked under that?
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>This is going to be game of the round. Can't believe they put it on the tiny Norwood oval
Meanwhile it's a one sided stomp from start to finish, lel.
Bullies vs Roaches is the real match of the round.
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>>154181068
kinda, every whale gets that offered. but he and the super private partner of his, some pseudo-serb got ric through "algorythms" and a racing betting club (membership: them) to get the seed capital.
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>>154181067
Grand Minister of Sport Malinauskas only cares about sports and 'popularity'. The rest is just politics and spin.
>>
Marcus Bontempelli: 25+ Disposals
Sam Darcy: Anytime Goalscorer (1+ Goal)
Nick Watson: Anytime Goalscorer (1+ Goal)
Jai Newcombe: 20+ Disposals
James Sicily: 20+ Disposals
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>>154181068
You're right and that other guys is wrong, they got as much as 10% back, so even if they lose 7% for the year they're still up, did it for decades, they also had strategies for keno and lotteries too. David Walsh wasn't the real brains though, he's just the most public of Z's group.
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>>154181072
scratch at your screen with a nail file and find out.
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>>154181080
im not wrong. they needed to be betting massively to get that choice 10-11% back. they didn't get the seed money by working at IGA.
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Whats so good about adelaide anyway?
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>>154181081
for those wondering it didnt work
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jay clark is hands down the worst afl poosonality
little retarded rat
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>>154181091
nothing don't come here
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>>154181087
You originally only mentioned
>early version of an LLM
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>>154181092
thread moved too fast. should've scratdched longer with faster heavier strokes. use a spudger or a chisel next time. and do it whilst naked, increases your chances by 70%
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rec some youtube channels
personally i like vrillium
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/nrl/ CHAD here, these community games are sovl and one of the only times gayfl is worth watching
>>
>>154181100
riverwand
thank me later
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>>154181095
wow so i couold'nt elaborate further in subsequent posts? shit mah nigga dats sum ytboi BOOLsheet.
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>>154181100
https://www.youtube.com/@EyesOnCinema
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The sportsbet ads are actually quite funny, more ads should be like them. Good skits and all
>>
Chances are, you're about to lose.
For free and confidential support, call the hotline, or visit gamblinghelponline.org.au
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>>154181093
He earned his fame via conquest after he heemed Jon Ralph
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donschads, we are so back
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all advertisements should just be replaced with short clips of pornography
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>>154181105
>riverwand
looks pseud as fuck
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trust sweden to like bombers. how much are grenades these days?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygb2t4h0WQ4
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Non-Victorian teams aren't football clubs. They're franchises.
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>>154181162
TRVKE
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Haqppens every year
>this year will be a different dosn!
>1or 2 early wins, maybe 3, maybe 1 smashing of wce or crows
>can you feel it bummerbros?
then
>apathetic
>50-point margins NOt in their favour
>injury, injury, more owwies
>6 losses in a row
finals? lolno try again next year
circle of life simba
>>
fibromyalgia isn't real, just malingerer women looking for attention and excuses for laziness
>>
>Jack Ginnivan's car was stolen during the week
KWAB
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>>154181177
you sooky you can't claim to have it because you're not a woman (and never will be)? you have to blame it on jews, blacks and dei policies?
>>
>>154181185
more like Gimme-van iykwim haha
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>>154181186
you repeated jews 3 times
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>>154181186
he's not me retard
>>
My dees didn’t actually lose right? That was a dream?
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>>154181155
I SAID THANK ME LATER
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what did they mean by this?
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>>154181157
how's life in caulfield with the rest of the heebs?
>>
sicily looking ugly today
>>
new murder mystery kino just dropped https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-11/vic-police-information-about-shooting-death-of-richard-wills/106554062
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literally do not give a single fuck about any murder stories on the news and never will
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>>154181202
the jews are to blame for my stutter.
>>154181207
shut up woman. noone was talking to you.
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Hawks brown kit looking sexy today
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Bought some Keri Juice with some crypto using Swyftx while filling up my Youi insured Toyota at the Caltex servo
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>>154181232
>my stutter.
vaxx status?
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>>154181219
dunno, but here in Coburg life is a bit more like malmo. just oh wait its not THAT arabic. but i'm sure you get the idea.
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>>154181236
>Keri Juice
Is that as erotic as it sounds?
>>
Finna turn this off soon and play ffx unless it’s a good game
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>>154181243
no i don't live in malmö
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>>154181251
>>154181251
>>154181251
>>154181251
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>>154181242
ashkenazi with 2 mizrahi boosters.
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>>154181100
programmed to kill

You don't want pseud, too bad.

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