Nice dive from Noni
Death to Arteta
I fucking LOST it when I saw that nigger Havertz near the pen
problem is there are no high quality players available. maybe we can get olise or kvara?
How many cones will he place in the dressing room?
>ARTETA RUNNING INTO THE DRESSING ROOMGET THIS NIGGA OUTREMOVE THIS CRINGE FROM MY CLUB
>>154182412Kek, I got nervous. No way he's scoring that. Even if he did he doesn't deserve the opportunity.
Artetter in
>>154182415>maybe we can get olise or kvaraWhy would they want to join this shit
The attack is dire
Fullback contribution is either non existent or amounts to just giving the ball away without timber and hincapie. Havertz can't pass in a game which is begging for a silky passer. Martinelli and madueke aren't consistent enough to sustain an attacking threat. Saka, trossard, eze, timber and hincapie should've started this game.
>>154182415FUCKING PRIME MESSI WOULD BE PLAYING COWARDBALL UNDER ARTETA.Open your fucking eyes and look at the actual football being played man
>What an assist from saliba
>>154182428get to live in london and be a hard roadman footballer that earns millions and free position in rw lw 10 whatever u want
my prediction is bournemouth score again, arteta panics and throws in Eze, Dowman, etc. the game opens up and we lose 1-3 oh yeah, and, i've never been wrong
>>154182441havertz madueke gyokores all got terrible technique. its just not quality lol. havertz + madueke instead of watkins and semenyo. arteta is a saboteur in the attcking department he has too low iq to select good players
>>154182434If I'm not mistaken, the players mentioned are almost all injured. Don't think for a second Sharteta wouldn't field his best squad against Bournemouth. He's happy to run them into the ground.
>>154182424Thank god Gyok is elite at pens. Always was nervous with Saka and Odegaard sissy kicks.
>>154182434Fullback and winger contribution has been shit. You'd think that means all the attacking is through the middle but is it fuck.
>>154182448A more realistic prediction is they score in the 56th minute, Arteta instantly puts on Dowman, Jesus and Eze. The game is painfully awkward and lacklustre, with Dowman shining. Arsenal lose 1-2 in a game that they should have won 3-1 if the players weren't shit.
If that shitter Havertz touches the field in the second half , I don't know what I'm gonna do.
what the hell happened to zubimendi?he was phenomenal when he got here, his level dropped considerably now, idk if its exhaustion or what's wrong but he was much better in the first half of the season,
I don't think the style of play they're going for it too bad honestly. They're definitely far more direct than previous games. The issue is the players are shit. A lot of mistakes, lack of creative passes and runs. White is a liability and keeps giving the ball away and failing to defend correctly. Havertz isn't holding or playing an passes of note. Madueke is just shit, a headless chicken. Zubamendi is god awful. Martinelli is same old shit. I barely regestered Skelly was on the pitch, he seems to come more narrow in possession but no one moves forward to take advantage of that. Saliba seems to be having a shitter.Only acceptable players today have been Rice, Gyokeres and Raya. And they are surrounded by retards so the also look shit.
>>154182479>exhaustionbingo.hes a la liga guy, played la liga is whole life then comes to most intense league at the peak its ever been and ontop of that arteta overplays him 24/7. arteta is of the same retarded mental tought of pochettino that the best way to train is to overtrain and play everything that way your body will transform like some anime type shit lol. just pure boomer gen x retardationhe ruined white saka and ødegaard this way.
>>154182479I swear to god if they go on a summer training camp to dubai to gobble dubai chocolate and dehydrate like little prunes I will no longer support this club. They need a rest. Especially with the world cup they need to chill. Almost certain next season will be a complete mess because the best players will be dead from the world cup and a long hard season.
>>154182479Exhaustion is probably 90% of the problem.
>>154182479Only player who hasn't been rotated this season. Norgaard has had fuck all game time as a consequence.
>>154182509>>154182499Don't forget they just had a fairly lengthy international break where many didn't even play. Fatigue my arse.
Solid 15 minutes of ads on TNT sports instead of any real half time discussion. Cancelling this shit and getting an IPTV sub for a tenner a month. Absolute greed considering the price is high. Not only ads, but ads instead of content. Utter cunts.
Teams have realized we've been playing like relegation fooder all along
i haven't watched a chelsea match in months. is there any chance they take points on city?
>>154182530I thought Zubi did play but maybe I'm wrong
>>154182529This has been criminal imoI never understood why he won’t play him.When he has had cup or sub minutes he hasn’t put a foot wrong.He could seamlessly swap with zubi who is not even a traditional 6 anyway and nord can get forward half decent too.Terrible from Arteta
>>154182556They've lost 4/5 of their last games, and only scraped past Wrexham with refball. The only win in the last 5 was port vale. They are getting beaten 3-0.
>"I'm tired boss, that means I can't string simple passes together"
FUCKING SUB THIS GERMAN CUNT OUT!
>Raya with quick counter attacking distribution>Havertz instantly makes a backpass>now they're passing in their own half under immense pressureHe's getting subbed right now
>raya plays quick>outfield slows it down>passes back to him
Cam on Eze
>>154182592the new xhaka lol. 65 mill 280k a week in 2023 biggest mistake ever by arteta. and everyone called it in advance lol
MAD MAX
>>154182605I could have told him it was a mistake and I barely watched football then. So clearly a bad signing. The fact he pops up with important goals on occasion papers the cracks and makes it worse. Consistency is far more important than moments of magic.
>THE TRIPLE CHANGE OF DESPERATION
>AAAAAAAAA SAVE MY JOB DOWMAN
Dowman is going to get his legs taken from him for the rest of this game, it's a certainty.
Gyokeres can't adapt to the league. If he doesn't score more next season I'm done with him. At least half of what he did at Sporting.
At least it's a shot>>154182592We saw it against Sporting too. Raya was the only one to actually start counters and the quickest by some considerable margin to start attacks. The second the ball left him and reached another player, all momentum just dropped dead.
>taking off all the pacefaking retard should have left 1 of nelli or madueke now theres ZERO pace to stretch pitch
surprised he’s made the changes so early and not waited till 75 mins
The fact Drossard is brought on to change the game is probably a major red flag that your team is shit
Raya is just trying to skip over the midfield lol, he knows the team is shit
Thanks Lucy ward for telling me dowman has his gcses soon it’s not like every fucking commentator says that every single game
>>154182638Pace only matters if you're going to play quickly and put in through balls. >We are definitely going to do neither.
>>154182651It’s a shame because he started the season off ok
Took a quick nap for the HT.Fraudteta MADE subs already?! WTF?!Tosser and Big Ease for Haven'tz and Marmalade, by the look of it...>>154182479>what the hell happened to zubimendi?Touch of Arteta.
Ah crap, MAXXX Potential is on too!It is in the bag, lads!
1-1 would actually be a great result.
>>154182668For me it's the >*arsenal corner kick*>THIS IS THEIR AREA. THEY HAVE REALLY SHOWN THEIR EXPERTISE ON CORNERS THE PAST FEW SEASONS. ALWAYS DANGEROUS. THIS MAN , GABRIEL, KNOWS HOW TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CORNERS FOR SURE.repeat it with slightly different words in each Arsenal corner
>>154182693stop yanking my pizzle.
Trossard honestly really worries me when he plays. Always feel like he's half a second from fouling someone.
This is fucking dreadful football
this jimenez guy really looks and acts like a village idiot
>drawing 1 all>desperate for 3 points>slow the game down
Yeah, throw that white boy around, playa.
BIGYOKE
Even the bounce is going in their favour
No, wait:>BIG>OFFSIDE
Raya's just taking the piss now
>put Raya under insane pressure>makes a few mistakes>keep putting him under pressurePLAY THE FUCKING BALL FORWARD. They are not playing football, they're not doing their jobs.
what the fuck are we doing lmao
I think the turk installed a couple more chromosomes together with raya's plugs because wtf is he doing
fuck is going on?we're playing the most riskiest passes in front of our own goal and then just hoofing it to their center back anywayswhat kind of football tactic is that?
bring kepa on
>>154182773Not even his fault IMO, they shouldn't be putting their keeper under so much pressure.
That's the first tackle we've won today
Tha was better
Rice looks absolutely fucked
we don’t deserve Rice
>>154182799>>154182801she's gonna take care of him worry not.
>>154182813le wholesome obese gf chungus
>trossard as a winger in 2026grim. atleast play him as a 10
>>154182830He's actually really good at tracking back and defending, I think he could make a decent attacking fullback
I don't know how they do it but teams recently have been marking any single player with 3 of their players and it feels like one pass of theirs can cut through the entire team but one of our passes has to get through 3 or 4 players
oh my god they truly are choking it all away uh?
joke team
>>154182828Not his gf
lmao every year
Sacked in the morning.
ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
It's over
>losing at home to the mighty bournemouthwtf is wrong with arteta lol
If there's anyone here that didn't see that goal coming, they're legally retarded. >>154182775>we're playing the most riskiest passes in front of our own goalAlways have. >We take infinitely more risks in and just outside of >our box than anywhere in the final third.
IT'S HAPPENING HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
it's ogretime to close off /ars/ ladswe're embarrassing
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
we deserve it we are dog shit
LMAO like fucking clockwork, enjoy the league next year :)
Glad I missed the first half for Kizuna AI's concert. Maybe I should've watched Marine's kareoke too aswell
Arsenal just don't get it man. Look at all that possession they had and they did fuck all with it. Bournemouth had it for 2 seconds. Pressed forwards, I repeat FORWARDS and scored
SCRMEAINF
2 goals from the leftThanks to Ben Shite LMAOand now he is being subbed offSELL THIS NIGGER FUCK
*ahem* >>154182693
even I can't believe this
gay ass celebration
>>154182886hi gyaldemfreak
SEE YOU IN MAY DELUSIONALFAGS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAAA
>Zubi looks like absolute fucking gash for 70 odd minutes>ends up conceding a second goal>THEN he gets taken offIncredible management from Mikel "The Coward" Arteta.
Trossard could've crossed twice. Ends uo kicking the ball out for a goal kick.
>DrossardBrother, what in the actual fuck was that
Everyone just dwells on the ball, it's ridiculous. Drossard is just god awful. If they don't win the league this season they won't with this team. We'll see Rice, Raya, Dowman leave within a few years.
Eternal Faggot Thread get fucked
>>154182920just let them all leave including arteta and build from scratch
TRUST THE PLAN LADS hahahaaa
>>154182921Like your mum by brown men?
Even if we win the league don't renew Sharteta's contract. He's taken us as far as he can we can be thankful for squad positions. The FA cup was won by the players he fell out with and kicked out of the squad
>gyokoresgrim
QUAD BOTTLEUADBOTTLE
Lmao, that's a foul?
thoroughly outplayed todaythis is not a title winning team
>>154182934>Keeping ArtetaHe's gonna send this team out of the football pyramid
How many hours of injury time are we predicting?
>>1541829743
Gyokeres is the only guy taking on players and passing first time. Everyone is passing backwards or just simply not crossing at all.
>>154182974+1 minute easily
where does the eternal thread even come from? they don't look like they deserve such thing
>please don’t get off the boy guys we have magical moments ahead
>trossard falling over the ball
SHARTETA OUT
At least Myles look less shit than usual. Somewhat.
is this the thread where laugh at the arsenah
KEEP ARTETAWE NEED MORE BOTTLEJOBS
mf think they winning the league with a player call Myles Lewis Skelly lmfao
the fuck was that mullet bro
>>154182900Go home>>154182972We'll get negative energy sacking him after winning the title. Better let him flop next season then get rid. The fans have to have realised Sharteta isn't the guy. Time and time again in April when the pressure is highest the football has been dire
>>154182998it's over. time to find another motivating speech.
Ah yes, the mighty Bournemouth.The championship Soton.The inevitable City.Literally nothing that could've been done. It just wasn't meant to be.
>>154183034>Winning the titleYou're still that delusional huhArteta will never win a single trophy ever again
What are the fucking chances a great pass forward and the only great pass forward we've made all game ends up at fucking gabriel
I'm pretty certain at this point Arteta has a humiliation festish, what a pathetic cunt of a manager
Kek, the game has been so fucking godawful than Goobriel has to play striker now. If only Arteta had any shame whatsoever.
>>154183053Gabriel Who, tho?
>>154183055I just respect him for his pristine hairline and thick hair genes
Can't even make a throw in. That's just tragic. Literally a throw in.
city will lose points to chelsea anyway
>>154183050City might still bottle, if we win the title it's not because of Sharteta but our rivals having dogshit seasons
>>154183055I’m telling you he’s still on Pep’s dick, the retard is literally tanking the team on purpose for his dominant master
I might stop watching for the rest of season. Can't take it anymore.
They're simply betterThe time to sack Arteta is NOWWe will not win shit with this fraudToo bad Spurs already got De Zerbi
watch sporting eliminate arsenal too
Wouldn't mind Cesc in next season
Even Gyokeres is losing his confidence. You know this are bad when this fucker is starting to doubt himself. Fucking Arteta man. What a fucking colossal piece of shit.
it's still in our hands bros
>>154183085>City might still bottleThey've been damn unbeatable in the final stretch for the past decade anonThey're just simply betterStop being delusional
>>154183111Don’t talk stupid
The unbeaten run had to end at some point but this is probably the worst performance I've ever seen. Can't make 2 passes. Can't even make a throw in. Literally nobody tried to turn and run at the opponent.
>offsideWHAT
>>154183111Cesc is a fraudXabi Alonso or get relegated
LOOK THEY'RE LEAVING WHEN THERE IS ONLY 20 SECONDS LEFTFILM THEM DOING IT
>Poois-Smelly
>>154182387HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tag yourselves
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shocking result. But we go again next week
You’re not winning a single trophy and Spuds are staying up.
Starting to think Arteta is a bit of a fraud desu
BREAKING ARSENAL FANS LEAVE WITH 10 SECONDS REMAININGFuck off and die fletcher yoh cunt
So it happened again
KEK KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>getting booed offscreaming
>Quad bottle>City Domestic Treble>Sporting wins CL>Spurs stay upIt's literally over
>>154183173Yeah for another L. The only good thing to come of this is that it will hopefully expedite the exit of the legohaired cuck
>won $1200 on the Southampton loss>won $1000 on the loss today>will be winning $6000 when City inevitably take the leagueArteta IN
2/4 titles bottled.3rd bottlejob loading.And obviously you wont win CL.
Every. Fucking. April.
PLEASE.PLEASE THIS ISN'T FAIR.MY FUCKING SIDES. THEY'RE IN AGONY. PLEASE STOP>THEY'RE LITERALLY CHOKING AGAIN AHAHAHAHAAHAH>ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS >ARSECUNTS
Absolutely Spectacular ladies, you NEVER disappoint!
>>154183215THE GREATEST BOTTLE IN FOOTBALL HISTORY
bros how could this happen at fortress Emirates
>>154183212>gamblingMugs game. Pack it in son
>Bournemouth on a 12 game unbeaten run>havent played in 22 days >arsenal getting injuries out of nowhere >playing like everyone's been run into the ground The worst things are happening at the worst time. Just play for a draw at the etihad.
QUADRUPLE WAS IT?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Quad BottleIn Japan, Arteta would be forced to kill himself
I told you guys, no trophy will come >our way wirj Arteta ‚managing‘ the team
city two games in hand and arsenal next weekendit's over
>Play anti-football>Football gods punish youSimple asArsenal will never win as long as Arteta is on the wheel
damn, bar the chelsea game city have next, arsenal have harder remaining fixtures.
Its beautiful to see clubs with such strong traditions.SOVL
>>154183230>Just play for a draw at the etihad>implying that wasn't always Sharteta's plan
now now, I'm not an arseshit fan but I feel like this was a crazy call in a situation like thisdude must have been 100% sure
Yeah hello I've got a delivery here for a Mr Arteta?
Can't wait to hear people say Chelsea are rolling over for City when the reality is that City, and pretty much every single other club except Sp*ds and >us, look like they can win games.
genuinely when was the last comfortable game we had? spuds?
People have doubted me but I always win in the endSee you in May delusional little faggots
Lol the Bournemouth player who scored the 2nd goal said he was playing deep all game and decided to make one run forward and ended up scoring. That's how easy it is to create chances against us atm. Norgaard needs to play more.
I actually want them to win the premier league but I still enjoy laughing at them, anybody with this feel too?
THIS DOES NOT SLIP
Who’s more handsome, Scott or Gyökeres? - I think Scott is cuter, but Gyökores has more of a masculine hotness.
nicolas pepe would've won this game
What the fuck bros.
YOU WILL NOT PLAY THE BALL FORWARD.
>>154183263>spuds?Not even. It's revisionist to say the Sp*ds game was comfortable. >We started fucking up instantly after scoring. Conceded instantaneously and almost conceding a second one but was let off by the referee.
fag club even faggier fans
The only way to win is stop being delusional and start making the hard decisionsSack Arteta ASAP and bring an actual manager instead of some coneplacing fraud
Gay Gooners
After losing to Southampton my anger's gone just acceptance. If this fraud is gifted a title he'll be the luckiest manager in prem history
Well, c'mon on Chelsea then I suppose.
>>154182387>ARSENAL
did you notice?>did you notice?
>>154183263The last time we didn't have to rotate 6 players at a time which was like 2 months ago. International breaks have always destroyed us. Just injuries out the ass. Where the fuck is saka? Where the fuck is timber? Eze came on today after like 60 mins of havertz being awful. You can guarantee city wont have any injuries tomorrow and play the same team they've been playing the last month or so.
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>>154183300Good luck with that
>>154183296They're 100% correct that this is the worst championship fight in historyWe're literally on first because everyone else implodedNow that City is back to its winning ways, Arsenal is exposed as a relegation level club propped up by anti-football nonesense
>>154183320arsenal played very well in the first half of the season, the goal difference shows it
>>154183312>where is Bukrappo "6 goals every year" Sucka?
I hate this club
>go through the same humiliation ritual for twenty seasons straight>blame the new guy who was injured until recently
>>154183337>Setpiece nonesense>Played wellThat shit doesn't win championships anonThat shit will make you a midtable club at best
>arselel
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>>154183346>and tranime cartoons has something to do with it?
What nonsense will Arteta say this time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6OidEdCm9Q
the choke is on
ARTETA OUT NOW
>>154183256Yeah i was wondering how it was offside when you can literally see there are Bournemouth players behind the line and MLS is level or in front of the line
Rosenior will age man city, have faith
there is no way you guys choke this away, right?
Ten Hag,, Ange, and Maresca won more silverware than Arteta btw
>the cone placer told the fans to bring their breakfast and lunch...last year it was bring your shin pads and your bootsHe needs to stop reading out of his wife's self help books what a retard
>>154183362>The most difficult part of the season guyz>I love my players/fans/club>Buckle up guyz>We are going to play the most beautiful football from nowFREE SPACE>Think about how beautiful the last X months have been guyz>We will go to play courage and conviction>We need your support more than ever guyz>You were so so so good today
>>154183380The title was already over when we lost to LiverpoolWe only got lucky because the rest of the league imploded and City is back with a vengeance
the HUGE positive is Arteta will go at the end of season if he done the QUAD OF BOTTLINGright?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>all these foreign flags with football cultures of their own>choose to bandwagon arsenal
>>154183392lies
>>154183380Just have to match city's results but the injury situation isn't looking good. 2 games between now and next Sunday and we're one injury away from running on empty. The fact we've had to rely on a 16 year old as backup because saka has disappeared for whatever reason is concerning.
Merino being injured is what cost us the season.
>>154183346I'm tired of the same shit
>>154183426>player who hasn't really done much but is unavailable is the reason why things suckEvery. Single. Time.
Arsenal (2.53) 1-2 (1.31) Bournemouth
>>154183420Ten Shart has FA Cup and CarabaoAnge has the EuropaMaresca has Conference and CWCThey're simply better at their rock bottom while we managed to beat a weakened City in a mickey mouse season at COVID FA Cup
>from quadruple to nought
https://old.reddit.com/r/ArtetaOut/
Arsenal 1 : 2 Bournemouth>xG: 2.97 - 1.39>xThreat: 1.65 - 0.93
>>154183470They're simply better than usxG is a fraudulent stat
>>154183459From open play:Arsenal (0.19) 0-2 (1.22) Bournemouth
>make a club for brown people that love gay sex>call it arse>call it anal>call it arseanal>hire a man called arse-ne wanker>hes a nonce>let him ruin your club for 20 years>havnt won the league for 20 years>old stadium named "highbury" as in, hi bury your dick in my ass>shit new stadium named after arabs>fans are nicknamed after wanking, the gooners>favourite chant is 'cum on you arse'>most famous fans are called the gay gooners>best player called buck-ayo caca>their badge is a knob on wheels>their mascot is a furfag called goon-asaurus>shit owners executives, coaching, staff and playersWhat did they mean by this??
>>154182773he attached him to the turkish overmindits ogre
>>154183470>Here's how Arsenal actually won 3-1
unironically needed odegaard today. he'll at least try taking on a player even if he ends up giving the ball away.
Honestly Odegaard and Saka both need to be shown the door if they bottle the UCL and Prem at this point and Arteta should be fired into the North Sea. The team's supposed "leaders" have been invisible all year and are being paid way too much to deliver fuck all.Honestly though it feels like getting rid of Partey has genuinely made the midfield considerably worse and Arsenal should have sold Trossard and kept Smith-Rowe. They should have prioritized pace over fucking memechucking crosses all match. Over a billion spent for a fucking Carabao Cup final appearance. Jesus Christ.
>>154183165im a mix of the thousand yard stare guy in glasses bottom middle, and the guy in the top left contemplating suicide
>>154183270theyre just the funniest team to laugh at. im not even sure why it just hits different. maybe because their fans are always teetering on the edge of a melty and you know one loss will send them spiralling
Lads...
What are the odds somebody in the team is doing Black Sox level throwing and started to purposely perform like shit for a bigger payout?If that were the case then the Kroenkes would be forced to sell and Arsenal removed from the league system
>>154183350nigga you better not be defending THAT CUNT havertz or im legit going to heem you into the next millennium
>>154183489Arteta masterclass
>Arsenal's midfield pairing of Declan Rice and Martin Zubimendi lost possession a combined 29 times today
Any actual fans left ITT? Because I am absolutely gutted, that was a massive blow. Feels worse than the Wolves game. The race is wide open now and I honestly don't know if I can take ANOTHER season where we get so close only to fall apart at the finish line and end up with nothing.I've always liked to be the positive kind of fan like the real ones that actually go to games week in week out, instead of acting like the online ones. And I'd be absolutely delighted if we win it but this could be the season that breaks me if we don't. I can only take so much losing without a single triumph.
>>154183489Grimaldo.
>>154183252Well it makes sense. The title is still in Arsenal's hands if City get nothing from that game. If you're not gonna win just don't lose kinda thing. If there was any game to actually play some dirty football it's that game.
I will NOT open social media for a couple of days btw
>>154183585Someone was saying the other day how even Rice's poor games were 7/10s. The free kicks he had today and just general play was so fucking bad.
>>154183585zubi fucking sucks. id rather play poo is smelly there and hes shit too
>>154183587I'm still a fan but I cannot stand Arteta's bullshit after this implosionHe needs to go and we need to find a new manager ASAPHope you're still alive in May anon
>>154183587I've been a fan since 2010 when Van Persie was still around. I've seen bad days but honestly if they bottle it I'm probably burning my shirt that I bought over a decade ago. Its not like I have any ties to London anyhow so I'm basically a fake fan but fuck its miserable watching these cunts do nothing with infinite money every fucking year.Honestly might just adopt Wrexham as my team considering I actually have family in the area and thats always been their club, although they've been kinda shit this month too.
>>154183587i legit think if arsenal win nothing this season there cant be a worse club to support for your mentality than arsenal over the past 5 years. just constant bottles and the entire football world roasting the fanbase and calling the club a meme. its legit more fun to be shit than be good then choke. the 07-20 banter era>>>this
>>154183587Still here. But I haven't been confident since the beginning of January. 4 straight months of football has only lowered any hope I foolishly kept. It's one thing to be positive but when you actually watch >our football, does it genuinely inspire confidence in you? Ignoring today's match, I mean. Cause it really doesn't inspire any confidence in me. All I can do is keep hoping.
>>154183602The rot has spread through the team. From a spectators point of view it's interesting to see how the players respond because everyone is expecting a response, but the next game is against City. Time to show their credentials.
>Arteta “Its a big punch in the face, its about how we react now. We did a lot of strange things today. It can happen this is football. Credit to the opposition.>It has to hurt, we have to take it on the chin. You have to stand up and fight. No grey areas”
>>154183602world cup is coming up so its tradition for all the english players to turn into shit for the next few months
anyone else notice the 2nd soton and 2nd bmouth goal were identical
>>154183587And yeah, I can't blame anyone for giving up after this season if >we fail to win it. I'll still keep watching because I'm stupid. But Arteta most likely won't be sacked and will probably be given a new contract because he finishes high on the table and gets decently far in the CL, which means an extra 150-200m pounds every year, which is what the owners ultimately care about
City will destroy Arsenal 5-0The Prem is overChampions League will be close but we're not better than Bayern/Real or PSG/LiverpoolWe have to face the facts and fire the main source of this sheer incompetence
I just saw the video of them training while there was a big screen showing AI slop from tiktok, no wonder they lost
>>154183606>I'm still a fanthis is so funny to methe fuck do you mean still a fan
>>154183460Ange also has the Scottish league and cups from his time in Asia. He is miles above shartetta. He even plays games to win.
>>154183660we always have been tiktok fc so its not a surprise
>>154183602Rice is eternally West Ham-coded. Arteta is eternally Everton-coded.
>>154183660Arteta is just a strange man, remember the light bulb?
>>154183667Elaborate? This is news to me.
>>154183606Yeah sure ok mate. Obviously I know you're not a fan but maybe don't waste time replying to me because I'm not falling for it and I don't have the energies to make fun of you today>>154183616Yeah that's way too much, I've been going to games every year for nearly two decades I'm not going to do any of that. But if you don't have any ties to London like you say then I get it>>154183623100% agreed with everything you said. I actually posted before about how sometimes we were having more fun in the banter era as the stakes were lower. I said I wouldn't want to go back because now at least we're challenging for titles but are we really?We've been taking so much shit online, as you can see ITT there are people who dedicate their lives to shit on us. I sometimes feel like I need to be a mentality monster to stay positive with this club. And yeah as I said if we fuck it up again I might just break.>>154183629>>154183650>does it genuinely inspire confidence in youThe football never, but the results did. At least until before we were knocked out of two cups and lost today too. Now it's tough to be confident, especially knowing what happened the previous years.
>>154183660>tranime
>>154183664I'm not some fucking faggot that will stop supporting Arsenal because of a couple bottles anonWe've survived far worse when we came close to relegation that one bitIt has been clear that Arteta has been the problem every single time because everyone that leaves his system becones better
>>154183660I dont even blame arteta. The players just played like shit. They put barely any effort in to win the ball back against players 2 yards in front of them and even flopped a basic throw in. I blame the players.
I no longer will watch Arsenal games if they keep playing like this. I'm sick and tired of staying up all night wondering how they will play, if they win, if Saka will perform to expection and expect the same thing. This is the first time I've been disappointed with that Martinelli-Gyok-Madookie position. They let me down badly
>>154183688>I'm not some fucking faggot that will stop supporting Arsenal because of a couple bottles anonyou made it sound like that's an option for you
>>154183587>Any actual fans left ITT?Unfortunately Arsenal infected me at a very young age, so I can't walk away even if I wanted to.
How the FUCK are they top of the league? They could barely play football.
AFTV is feasting this season.
>>154183587>I've always liked to be the positive kind of fan like the real ones that actually go to games week in week outthe ones who leave at 80 minutes whenever they're losing?
>>154183708minor blip but I expected it. i'm almost thankful 2 losses came in non league comps.
>>154183714and boo whenever theres a lossthen go on aftv outside the ground and shit on the club
>>154183632>The rot has spread through the teamIt really has. Gyokeres was the one player I had faith in just thwacking the ball when in front of the goal but we saw today that even he's started to have doubts and is pausing too much and taking too many touches. A person that was flying high with confidence after his heroics for Sweden. Broken in just a week or so. The signs were there even before the international break so it's surprising. >Time to show their credentials.From who, anon? Genuinely all we can pray for is a hail mary shot from someone, probably Eze. That's it. We can't expect anyone to have a good game overall game because we've already seen how they play. So literally the only thing we can pray for is an amazing goal out of nowhere and from no one in particular because no one has shown any spark. Except Dowman but he has all the limitations of a 16 year old, understandably.
All of this because he decided to play Kepa in the final btw
>>154183708Like I've said all season, the rest of yhe league shat its pants and things have been slowly stabilizing back to the norm in the pastCity will still win trophiesWe barely make the CL spots and win occasional FA cupsLiverpool sacks slot and become contenteders next seasonUnited will become contenteders next seasonChelsea gets on a slump and come back after the ban gets liftedIf Spuds stay, they start their recovery phase
>>154183708everyone else has been dire and they got a shitload of cowardball headers from set pieces and shit - its that simplethe fact that they cant do anything from open play for this long and are still top of the table is a miracle, and they are trying their hardest to throw that miracle away
>>154183710>Story comes out about how much AFTV are suffering>Arsenal immediately start shitting the bed left, right, and centre Good guys Arsenal, giving back to the community >>154183681>The football never, but the results did.That's understandable but I feel like you just got lured into a trap. Playing the way >we did and getting those results was never going to be sustainable in this day and age. We've seen how midtable teams have showed up for a proper match for a few seasons now. And how pretty much every single club can have magical moments. Playing for a single goal and hoping that the two CBs and Raya can just have a 10/10 game every single is ridiculous. I'm not trying to admonish you and I know this sounds an awful lot like hindisght speak but genuinely, I've been complaining about this since the end of the 23/24 season. Cause I just don't see the real progress anywhere. Getting to 2nd place is good, obviously, but then what? Nothing I've seen, from the manager, the club, the players, the new signings, the tactics, whatever, has shown me that >we've improved from that 2nd position. If City weren't having an awful season, would you still have been confident in >our football? I know there's a lot of luck involved in winning trophies but after this long >we still have to rely completely on luck to compete? So many of >our problems are self inflicted. At the end of the day, if it's really affecting you then there's no shame in taking a break. Maybe things will get better. Maybe they won't. But at least you don't have to suffer for an extra 6 months or however long you decide to step away.
https://youtu.be/gFQQOq59vGg?si=CAvImuz_SzrVGLlYFootball has healedThis is justice
>>154183757Kek
Is rat cunt Fabregas really the only alternative?
>>154183743You overestimate city. They're in good form but can open up if you take the game to them. That's what should've been done in the final.
>>154183641if this was legal in korea, it would be 1000 per 10 000 people desu
>>154183782I don't agree that they were never going to be sustainable, we're still top of the league. And I don't blame myself for getting carried away because our results have been objectively great all season, I couldn't (and mostly still can't) possibly believe we're going for yet another choke, with it being the biggest one in PL history.>At the end of the day, if it's really affecting you then there's no shame in taking a breakI could never do that. But as I said this could be the season that breaks my positivity and turns me into a soulless fan like Austria or like those 50yo season ticket holders that spend the entire game complaining and never celebrate a goal or sing a single chant. It might already be happening because I can't see us get a result at City, I'm 100% sure we're losing that game like we lost it in the previous title races. I'm just tired of losing I can't take anymore losing.
>>154183849why?
>>154183831Gues who's on a positive form anon>ArsenalLWLLW>CityWWLDLCity has momentum, it's literally over
>>154183827what about that Iraola fella that just battered Arsenal today?
why's saka and odegaard not playing today though
I just knew that the Sporting game meant nothing.Surprisingly, I'm not even mad anymore. I just feel hollow inside. Like deep within me I already knew this was coming. At least they had the decency to do this while I was sleeping.
>>154183926Arteta knows he's getting sacked and would rather throw games for easy money instead
Raya made a worse blunder today than any of Kepa's and was just lucky that it wasn't punished.
>>154183925If Liverpool sack Slot, I'd take him in a heartbeat.
>>154183956>if
>>154183956ThisAt least get a manager that can win the league
>>154183831>if you take the game to them.My brother in Christ, that is the biggest fucking 'if' of the fucking season. >We don't even take the game to fucking Southampton. To fucking League 1 Mansfield. Do you really think there is any chance whatsoever that Arteta will show any balls against his former mentor Pep? Be so for real right now. I am not overestimating City at all. They're shit. That's why >we're top of the table right now. You are overestimating >us. Severely I should say. >>154183870>I don't agree that they were never going to be sustainable, we're still top of the league.Because City have been poor, anon. City are dropping points all over the place. It's not because >we've been playing well but because they've been playing like crap. There is a big difference there. >But as I said this could be the season that breaks my positivity and turns me into a soulless fanOh right, I misunderstood you then. Be like me instead. I'm still over the moon whenever >we score, because somehow a club that's scored over a 100 goals still makes it look astronomically difficult to actually score goals so I'm hyped whenever it happens, and then shit on then when they do badly. I don't think that's soulless at all. That's just being human. You can't just be a robot and ignore all the pain points and just pretend everything is okay like Arteta and Bulgaria. That's soulless imo. And just disingenuous. Be happy when >we win. Be mad when >we don't. That's okay. That's normal.
>>154183973ThisCity might be shit but it's the kind of shit capable of winning trophiesArteta just ain't it
So it happened AGAIN
>>154183312City don't play the same team every week, anon. Doku, Semenyo, Cherki, Foden, Reijnders, Silva, Rodri, O'Reilly, Gonzalez, Marmoush, Savinho... They're all in contention to play in midfield/attacking midfield, and get rotated for form and fitness reasons. Zubimendi, Rice, Saka, Trossard, Eze, Odegaard, Merino, Madueke, Martinelli, Havertz, Dowman... Are those 11 midfielders/attacking midfielders as able to be rotated, and play effectively and reliably, as the 11 City players I mentioned?
>>154184006This is why they're simply betterWe tire our players out while Pep knows the homestretch is what matters in the league
This is why teams don't bother with an all in push for the entire history of FootballOnce you crumble, everything else crumblesNow the CL and Prem are so out of reach that our only hope is a mickey mouse community shield next season
Everyone shut up and calm down
Sporting remontada confirmed.
>>154184073Dumb faggot doesn't know City has 2 games on handIt's 100% over, we will not beat them in the Etihad
>>154184073>implying Arsenal will beat Newcastle, Fulham and Wet Spam
My money is on CP.
>>154184053Arsenal will not have a better shot at winning the CL in a long time with the favourable draw
>>154182448Remarkably accurate
>>154184199>>154182464I meant to reply to this one
yeah we 100% bottling this
>>154184073Too many dumb africans with internet is the reason this club is a laughing stock...unreal
>>154183831>if you take the game to themHoHoHo, Good One anon!
it's the hope that kills you
Arsenal is bottleing it. No way this team beats Newcastle, West Ham and Palace away, at least not a 3/3. They will need City to lose like 3 games (between chelsea, villa, bournemouth, everton) and tie against bunrley/bournemouth
>>154184209>>154184199Thank you for noticing. It was unbelievably predictable.
Even if City somehow managed to choke even harder than >we do Arteta should still get the sack.
Imagine if it turns out Arteta was a spurs plant to ensure we would never win the premier league whilst Vinai, Thomas Frank and the rest of the ex arsenal staff at tottenham were arsenal saboteurs.If a funny way, we still win because they get relegated.
MADDER WAKEY? MADDA FACKIN WAKEY? ARE YEW AVIN A FACKIN LARF
>>154184607On a purely performance basis, that is a massive hit to his credibility as manager. The performance was just atrocious. If I was on the board I'd give him a formal warning for that. Very few teams are capable of putting in such a poor performance, result is irrelevant.
>>154184614Arteta was clearly a Man City plant. Same as Jesus and Zinchenko.
I tried to anti-jinx us with the Havertz comment. Shit, can't believe it was as dire as I predicted.
What is your cope of choice, lads?Mine would be the evergreen "trophies are not a real measure of success" one. Real classic.
>>154184781"we couldn't afford to rotate we're still in the CL unlike city"
What do you see?
>>154184781>Brentford had three weeks off>If it weren't for injuries....>Calendar year champions
>>154184735Anti-jinxing won't work anonArteta is just that shit
i declare anulo mufa and that we are gonna stay humble
>>154184542Meant burnley/brentfordHonestly, i think city shocking harder is easier than arsenal winning 5/5.
I'm blaming that Norwegian or Danish anon iirc who said that he will finally stop watching Arsenal if >we win the League.Show yourself!
>>154184850A duck
Zubi was supposed to be our press resistant tricky Spanish possession man. Why are you teams giving him space and making him all nervous. Let him twist and lay off to a man running into space
total arteta fatigue
>>154184850For me it’s a rabbit
>>154184850rabbit
are they really gonna choke the PL ???
I shudder to think of the haramball that sharteta will desperately employ next week. The only time we’ll see an Arsenal player across midfield is the kickoff to start a half.
That 2 game streak where havertz and gyok played off each other perfectly was great
>>154185156Probably yes, with this football they wont beat newcastle or west ham, only way is if city chokes harder
Chelsea rejects bought, promising youth rotation options on loan, players played out of position and forced into poor rolesTotal fookin football counter press all over the pitch... Hey why aren't you pressing? Um who am I marking??
It's over.
>>154185156They already did and saying otherwise is a mark of being a delusional retard
At least Saka can win and knock in a fooking corner
Ozil and Auba are laughing, Arteta is fixing his hair on touchline and you're laughing
>>154184781My favourite is "every club rolls over for City and play like a WC final against us" with "the keeper had a WC final performance" being a very close second. Sure fire way to spot a complete and utter moron. Either someone who is incredibly stupid or someone who didn't actually watch the match and only looked at the stats after the fact.
>>154184781My cope of choice is that "Arteta is sucking the creativity out of very talented players"
>>154185303I like this one because it's partially true. Bukrappo Sucka would double his goal tally (to 12 goals per season) under a competent manager.
>quadruple: gone>treble: gone>double: gone>single: pendingsomething has to be coming home lads.
don’t look up Arteta’s win rate in April, lmao.
>>154184850a ducking bunny
>>154185410big teta is going to madrid next season. my spanish sources have informed me so.
So let me get this straightArsenal hadMore shotsMore shots on goalMore possessionMore xgMore cornersAnd its artetas fault? He cant play the game for them, at a certain point the players need to actually play
Now that's how champions play
>yesterday: 9 points ahead>tomorrow: 3 points aheadAnd >we're facing Shitty next?!The upcoming week's going to be real funny*).*)not actually funny at all
>>154185433What are the xB? (expected backpasses)
>>154183403A few more for the bingo card>We need to take responsibility>If someone told you we would be in this position in August, you'd love it>We need to react to this together, we need to fight>The margins are so small guyz, you have no idea
Let bet honest this midfield is the least technical one i have seen from Arsenal, someone like Cazorla is a starter in this team
>>154185624Cazorla is unironically a star in this side. Even Ozil.
>>154185624>someone like Cazorla is a starter in this teamNot if Arteta is the manager. Far too much creativity, flair, and confidence for the manager's liking.
>>154185394>something has to be coming home lads.
>>154182387Can't believe Mickey Tits is going to fuck it all up again.
Iwobi, what a player
It was over when I saw he sent away Nwaneri...The guy who bagged 10 goals last season, mainly as a substitute...All because he plays football and takes risks and shoots from outside the box.....When was the last time this team scored from outside the box? Declan Rice free kicks? I hate this team, and by that, I mean how they play football....
Even if he wins, he should go. He can just leave.
>>154186215It is absolutely dreadful football. Watched a few games today. Arsenal were by FAR the worst team today.
>>154186258Results aside, football is entertainment. And it's boring as fuck.
What would it take to actually sack Arteta? Arsenal's winning the same amount of trophies as yanited and Chelsea, 0(zero), but Arteta's getting a ton of grace because of these consistent mediocre 2nd place finishes
>>154186295when AFTV turns on him
>>154185449expected bottling
>>154186361Already plenty of hate for him, and Robbie said the conversation should be had if he bottles.
>>154186259I only saw the highlights and saw Bournemouth were doing tiki taka triangles, and our highlights were corner kicks where 4 players are crowding the keeper.I don't have a good enough conscience to support a team that plays like that, even if they're my team. I won't wake up at 7 am on a weekend to watch this disgusting style of play.
New manager please. I want to see fun football. This shit is pathetic. Don't care if you scrape a title from it. Sharteta has a massive budget, all the backing, spent years building this team and they play dull football that isn't actually that effective. Genuinely prefer Wenger and his antics. Even if that means they finished 4th every season you know the football will be fun.
>>154186258There's a reason the industry had to invent all these gay "badges" for coaches. An ordinary guy out the pub would dominate football management if given the opportunity.
bottling 4 competitions is still sort of a quadruple
>>154186443It could be the worst performance I've ever seen. Considering the circumstances that is, there of course were worse. There was no energy, players were disconnected and pissed off with each other. Mistakes were endless. Zero intent to win the match, that was very obvious after 15 minutes.
>>154184628ISS NOT GOOD ENUFF WOBBIE
>>154186529*grinds teeth*A BIT O FACKIN SAMMINK ABAOUT YA
>>154186215>When was the last time this team scored from outside the box?Eze's probably got a couple
>>154186537*calls phone a cunt*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZZHrRVBaVohe doesnt miss.
>>154186925One of the few Arsetards I feel sorry for, good sense of humour and realistic expectations
>>154186925the one non deluded fan
>>154185624Imagine what this retard would have done to alexis
Bottling everything again might be a good thing in a way, because Lego head can fuck off and we can actually start playing football again with a new manager.This shit is terrible. It has to be over.Sometimes you need to get destroyed before you can move forward.
b-but Arteta brought us all together! We sing a cheesy YNWA rip off before matches now! That makes us a serious club!
Which is better?
ARTETA OUT NOOOOOOOW
Genuinely did not expect it to make this, fucking gold
>>154187395What are they waiting FOR lol
>>154185624trvke>>154187465
>>154187436>attackers press>GK or CB slips the ball into one of the 3 Arsenal DMs>they feed it out wide to Shartinelli or Madookie who put their head down and head for the end line>win a corner>foul the opposing GK as it's being delivered>score directly or from the resulting shitshow
>*runs the ball out for a goal kick and has zero end product in general*heh nothing personal kiddo
where's the chart?
Did you bring your Lunchbox ?
>>154188444
Consider the following
>>154188487
Wonder if Rice is regretting leaving West Ham seeing as he had more success while he was playing for them.
>>154187395Thought Arteta was supposed to be revolutionising world football
>>154187395how do you niggas watch this shit lmfao
>>154188487I think I read somewhere that Martinelli had 7 touches. Raya had like 52 or something. >>154189796With tremendous difficulty.
heads up my niggas. wasnt a great day and trying to cheer on ch**sea is going to be a fucking pain.... also the retards that wanted a loss for """"morale boost""" or whatever the fuck they called it got what they wanted. we still got this. believe.
let’s be honest, Max Dowman will be a trivia answer in 5 years
>everyone finally turned on ZubimendiOnly taken you 7 months to realise he's a coward and complete shit.
assna a shit
>>154191288i swear something must've happened to the man in his private life. first like 20-25 game he was immaculate
We act like citeh never drops any points
This City are built different, fit and firing, finally found their end of season form. The historic title run-ins. No experimentation. The same 11. They go again. And again. And again. The mentality is there. The hunger is there. The desire. These boys have been there and done it. They know what it's like. There ain't one winner in that Arsenal dressing room except for Rice and he's already regretting his choice not to join City.
>>154187395I've said this for 10 years, it's not just farteta. There is no movement ahead of the ball, ljunberg, pires, Henry, overmars etc all moved around, caused chaos, knew where to run and when the pass was going to be made. We've been this shit for years now. Fuck you all
>>154191518'scuse me m8 but Gabriel Jesus has won a boatload of titles that do more to qualify him as a winner than Declan Shite's singular tinpot 3rd tier European Cup win against some pasta machine crank operators
>>154186494Kek
the atmosphere around the club feels like poison, worst it's ever been. a lot of artetaOUT backed the team and feel like mugs for falling for the hype. retards who backed him realise that even if we luck into a title it's only encouraging this shite bottle performance and spells another season of promising start followed by calamity. PTSD fanbase, we're shook. same shit every fucking year. £1billion spent on a messy patched dross, how are we going to shift these players is a mysterywhat's the point of having hope, hope is a mug's game at this point. the fucking criminals that kept this charlatan in the club. I swear to God#YaGunnersYaI miss Wenger
>>154191739Arteta would not permit a player like Ozil to play in his system.
>>154191816yeap, Ozil was his biggest hater. that's why I added his hashtag
doomers and weak minded "fans" get the rope. as soon as the going gets tough the cockroaches show themselves. Sharteta IN and title push is still ON.
Watching clip compilations of prime Ozil
Fear not Arsenal fans
>>154192097He's a useless cope placer
AFTV is negatively affecting the club. The fans need to start calling them out and stop entertaining their bullshit.
still gigglingyou're so fucking shit lmao
>>154191391>i swear something must've happened to the man in his private life. first like 20-25 game he was immaculateMever rated the guy but like everyone in thr main xi he's been overplayed. Look at his minutes in his previous seasons in spain vs under sharteta
>>154193083Norgaard is right there
>>154192345>Get paid millions a year to kick a ball around>The opinions of some black youths deter you from doing your job
>>154193539You would be surprised how influential they are. Remember when Bellerin called them out?
10 dollars on city at 7.50 before the Bournemouth game, 20 dollars at 3.00 after. A 30 dollars i'll gladly lose. Wow this team is so bad at handling pressure, all average players except Saliba and I'd rather an attacker like Julian Alvarez being the standout in a rather average squad like he is an atletico. No way we win the CL once we face a team on the other side of the draw
>>154192345>AFTV>relevantIs this 2016? also wobbie killed claude
>>154194001>thinking it’s the players We have 15 birds that got their wings clipped by this block headed retard. Can’t risk them getting out and flying around can you
>>154195237Would require a degree of ruthlessness that Arsenal never seem to possess.
The missing link
>>154198243Maybe six months ago, when Arteta could have rotated him in/out more so Zubi wasn't cooked.