Comfy concession edition
Bring back ripping heaters during play
why is there a distinction between domestic and import beer if they're all the same price
love the masters
What would you serve at your Champions Dinner?
>>154182430It's a big deal to white Americans. Old people prefer the Big 3 (Coors, Miller, Bud) but young (and now middle-aged lol) people prefer craft beers or imports.
Seems odd youtubers aren’t doing simulcasts with commentary. Anyone remember when Norm Macdonald did it? Is the masters using soft powers to prevent it?
>>154182526how would that even work?
>>154182430Because they are two different beers and they don’t show brands at the masters so it is the best distinction. Also probably a ton of uppity yuros in attendance who get their panties in a twist over beer.
>>154182560Have you never seen Norm’s Masterscast?
>>154182440a round of creatine and beta alanine with a side of stout pie
could comfortably drive further than any man itt even with a lesser club
>3 wins on the PGA tour>2 of them majorsfor me, its angel cabrera
>britjeet>any ounce of masculinity Lol
>>154182633not anymore
>>154182560They can’t legally show the masters but they can watch it and add commentary to it while you watch it on your own device
That rolling back the ball thing is stupid, you can see since forever that long hitters don't have an advantage if their short game isn't dialed, see Bryson fucking it up yesterday. And making the ball slower will only incite players to hit it harder anyways
I can’t wait to teach my son to golfhe’s 3 months old right now and watching the early cast with me
glad rory got his jacket but i really wanna see him choke this away
>>154182681yeah thats just not going to work though is it?lets say i mute the coverage, now I can't hear the kino sound of balls being pured. cant use My Group either because everyones shot replays wont be aligned (even if everyone selects only the same players)
>>154182694If he's not going to hand it off to Rose I don't want to see it
What's up with Tommy's clothes?
>>154182699pat mcatee gives the same fake spiel
>>154182707I like it. 2000s feel
I’m so sick of being hungover
>>154182701I watch mygroup on my laptop on mute. The main coverage has an alternative audio stream that’s just swings and birdsAt this point, I’m more interested in the fact that out of so many youtube golf bros and podcasters, none of them seem to offer such a service. I’m thinking that Augusta or pga is making it hard
>>154182633yeah but could you swing up on a putter?
>>154182682It’s pointless because the equipment upgrades will bring the distance back in another cycle or two. Reduce the size and forgiveness of the driver and really force players to plan their tee shots appropriately.
>>154182741the first problem i had when i quit drinking was all the free time i suddenly had because i wasnt sleeping off the damage from the previous nightfeeling good in the morning was not something i was used to but its actually pretty great. give it a try.
one egg salad, one pimenty chee, one pork bbw, one masters club, and 18 domestic beers for my menu today
who was your favorite shitty golfer who was once good? david duval for me
>>154182901Adam Scott
>>154182901shaun micheel
>>154182901Tiger Woods
>>154182805ty
>>154182600All the stars were there
>>154182901/sp/ieth
>>154182901Spieth
>>154182901Bubba
who are the featured groups today?
What does it mean when someone says “pin is 180 yards out but blah blah blah. Play it 210 yards”?
>>154183032distance to the pin doesnt take into account elevation changes or wind speed and directionplaying it longer or shorter is how you compensate for that
>>154183032Might be uphill, might be wind, might be that the safe part of the green is behind the hole
>>154183032adding to the other commentthey also don't usually aim directly for the pin, they play to the position on the green that means that slightly missing the target doesn't punish them grossly. means they can also "miss" their target and end up closer to the hole (if they miss towards the hole rather than away)
Rate my haul from yesterday
>>154183094Good goyim/10
>>154183094i like little cheesy man wood cover
>>154182901Hovland
>make it to the green in 2 on a par 5>4 putt>throw my top flite into the pond out of anger>oops that was my last ball>friend gives me a titleist>immediately shank it into the woods far beyond where any human could ever go >play the rest of the round with various range balls
>>154183209Fun
>throw your ball awayWanna know how I can tell youre a cazzie that needs to fuck off off the golf course for good?
>>154183249trvth nvke
If I use a putter 10 yards from the green and I mark it down as a putt, my app counts it as a gir. Is this cheating?
>>154183249i used to take a full swing at it with my putter but i broke my last putter doing that lol i would throw the ball in the air first so i didnt damage the course
>>154183280No
>>154183280youre only cheating yourself, champ
>>154183280Yes
>>154182437What a slut, showing her hands, face, and ankles
>>154182804>Reduce the size and forgiveness of the driverWhich would also be pointless as this video showed pro golfers will pure a wood the size of a lime
Damn, these bird sound effects make me not to want to practice before the broadcast starts
watching with my gf today :)
>>154183453does she /golf/?if so u are very blessed my friend
>>154183457yes we went on a golf trip to Scottsdale last month
>friends want to play 18 Sunday What is wrong with people
>>154183465Cute :) Happy for you fren
>>154183453Post a lewd of her pls
>>154183469Just play after the broadcast bro
>>1541834697am round is acceptable. Although I’m betting the courses will be empty. Might be genius
>>154183478
>>154183512Wowie zowie
i am looking at riding lawn mowers again bros...im too old and gay to be pushing a 20" these days
>>154182397Surprisingly cheap
im so hungary. i could eat 14 pimento cheeses
>>154183533I have a John Deere 120 shit is cash.
>>154183543shame she never went fully down the OF path
>>154183547Just ate a breakfast burrito and I am posting from the toilet ama
Rahm surges NOW
LESS GRIP, MO HIP!
That’s a long rake
>RAHMBOkek what a chud
I would’ve golfed tomorrow morning but i have no golf gf. and it’s gonna rain
Should I buy a Rolex w my bonus bros? Golf majors always make me want to buy a nice watch.
>>154183752Yes go walk into a dealership today and tell them you want to spend your money with them and let them spit in your mouth and tell you to wait 8 months to buy the ugliest thing they have in stock that day. It's totally worth it.
>>154183752Buy a meme club instead
>>154183752>Rolexlol, people who think theyre rich wear rolex to impress the middle classactual rich people know youre a fraud
>no phones at the mastersgreat way to keep away all the hot golf sluts, you moroms
>>154183752make an roth IRA contribution, dummy
>>154183830augusta uncs need to get with the times and have an onlyfans cottage
i thought until age 32 that a 401k meant you save up until you have $401,000 then retire
>>154183851Cute
Why can't Koreans chip it in?
>>154183863YE Yang would have made that shot
>>154183830>hot golf slutsgood
>>154183752>Rolexbuy a Vacheron or Lange instead
>>154182901John Daly
wtf are we gonna do until 2 when the top of the leaderboard tees it up?
>>154183543Nice puss
>>154183928Yeah I think I'll go practice now Rose has a few hours
long irons are scary af fr if they’re not off the tee
>>154183928I’m trying to convince my big fat wife to go get some pancakes
Is anyone else /morningdrinking/?
anyone notice the midget golfer in the rhoback commercial?
>>154183951yee
>>154183951I’m about take a big juicy edible.
>>154183533If you do, find a good DeereIf you want a decent push, get a Personal Pace time saver, those things are easy af, zero effort push, love em for landscaping
>>154183951It's 5 o'clock over here, so I give you permission to get hammered
bros is there anything scarier than a sliding 5 footer
>>154183990isnt john deere the company that punishes customers for doing their own maintenance?
why are old dudes that work at shitty muni courses such assholes?
>>154184038I didn't say they were a good company, but the tractor mowers are aight
>>154184061shitty muni courses attract shitty customersafter awhile you just sort of hate everybody
how many for Fatrick Sneed today?
Blackstone or regular grill for the patio?
>>154184131WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOSE
>>154184117The barstoolification of the Masters has legitimately pissed me off over the last few years. You started to see it around 2018-19, it’s only gotten more obnoxious
>>154184131regular grill. and buy a griddle. bing bong, now you got both
>>154184131its really up to you. blackstones are great for burgers, steaks, vegetables, or anything else where a flat surface is needed. keeping that stone clean and seasoned does take some workby regular grill i assume you mean charcoal, a 22 in weber can do anything so long as you managa the coal bed correctly. cleaning a grate is a lot easier than cleaning a griddle. i would go with the grill but you do you booboo
>>154184171Big brain shit
>>154184149Blackstone? It’s a flat top grill.
>>154184001The Netherlands is best low country. I love your beer and women.
favorite club in the bag? it’s gotta be the 8 iron
>>154184358Gotta say I like my 8 the most too but I am the best with my 52
>>154184358i have a club called an "A" wedge which i think is somewhere between a PW and a SWi use it for basically everything within 100 yards and ive hit some real good balls with it
>>154184358Gappy
>>154184358Fairway 3 wood
>>154184149the zoomers on this board have no idea what you're referencing unc
Scottie locking top 5 today
the famous blood gang member golfer, soo woo kim
>>154184149>>154184437I appreciated it
>>1541843584H/LW
Spieth needs someone to cuddle him after that bogey
>>154184437Help me I’m dumb
>>154184241>best low countryAre there any other?
11 isn’t even that cool of a hole. amen corner my ass. 15, now that’s a sick hole
>>154184708It was cool when Dechambeau blew up in it last year...
What’s the read on LIV guys? Is the PGA tour just more demanding and prepares them better? I thought Rahm was top 10
>>1541843581 Metal
>>154184708for me it's 7
>>1541843585 plastic
easy ass pin on 12. i bet we see an ace today
>>154184617it was some proto ticktock viral thing about sneakers, you were probably better off not knowing
>>154184673The Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. And lelgium
You did make pimento cheese sandwiches didn't you /sp/?
>>154184800We called them Vines sir
guys,should I propose to my girlfriend?
Odds of Speef shooting -10 today?
>>154184894
>>154184894How's +10?
SCOOTIE DART
>>154184894-10 is conservative, he'll shoot at least -13
>>154184894>Speef is 32>Phil was 50 when he won the 2021 PGA Championship Odds of Speef actually completing the Grand Slam in the next 18 years?
>>154182633I hit my 4 iron almost 200 yards off the tee Your move pussy
>>154182699Total barstool death God I hate all those faggots
SCOTTIE'S GOING IN
>>154184956that shot was a work of art, damn
>>154184968Speef is cooked. The field has lapped him.
>Scootie>-2It's over, just give him the green jacket, already
weekend scotty has awoken
>>154185044
scottie b movin
Damn what a hook
>>154185044he'll kneel to BIC (big irish cock)
