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please fuck my ass
>have a no hitter>lose
dodgers
gm bros. is there a more disappointing team than our detroit tiggies :/?
>>154183307>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
>>154183307idk watching the mets make the same mistake year over and year is fascinating
>>154183307the dead sox STINK
Get right day for my Mets
>>154183686The dodgers don’t need get right games
>>154183686more like "get raped and murdered by a schizophrenic day" for >your mets
The As fuck ya entire city.
>>154183699
>>154183728Yankletics won that ballgame thou.
>>154183777>one (1) hit shutout (zero runs scored)
>>154183761
Can I get an MDS check? Are we at maximum levels?
when is baseball tho
>>154183885>when is baseball thoWhen do pitchers and catchers report?
>>15418389710 mins and 1 day
months* baka
>>154183686NO PIPI NO CAGAR
Being a Tiggers fan is like playing Dwarf Fortress. 90% of the time you're play is mid at best and you kind of suck. You've seen some of the worst collapses and worst playthroughs.Then one play through the owner is taken by a Strange Mood sells the farm and goes all in on a massive project. You know it won't end well contracts will be due we won't pay, no youth, a decade of dispair... but that ring is awesome!This is not one of those years but it could be if the planets align.
Let's go to this one Moco-chan!
Mets Dick Sucking lol
>>154183242Are you at least a cute girl with a plump rump?
>>154184132Based. Jiraiya would be proud his boy sold out to a jobber baseball team. Couldn’t they get the Mets? I know they could’ve got the Mets. Mets definitely wanted this collab.
>>154184214Don't worry, they also sold out to the Anglels.
>>154184132Makes me wonder what deal the Giants made, then. Hoping for something good.
>>154184253Given >>154184132 and >>154184247, it'll probably also be Naruto.
Does Recker have a body like a woman?
>>154184312why would you ever ask such a thing?
the homerun derby at ATL is over. Messick now takes control of the game.
>>154184312a greek goddess
>>154184336Why Greek?
>red sux>bombston
You guys ever take a hot piss in a boystown trough?
What does Craig Breslow even do?
watching jeff mcneil hit a grand slam off him will be kino
>KimBlow STILL hasn't retiredblud thinks he's fernando rodney
>>154183242Yes SIR!!
>>154184442John Henry forced Breslow to move Devers and then almost immediately he spent $300 million on Liverpool FC. Boston is a soccer city.
I prefer the other Max Muncy
>>154184450Mets really picking up the Yankees/Sox’s sloppy seconds, makes ya think. Lil bro.
>>154184510I prefer Ethan FAGGet
>>154184515always thinking about what the mets are doing, lil bro
Anon, are we still good for our Pickleball game at the court today?
>>154184531Red Sox have more rings than the Mets tho. Kimberly is washed.
>>154184515lolmaokekaroo
Why do Yankees players have such low IQ?
>>154184560ayyy-lmao
Lindor is overrated
>>154184560He’s the only Yankee player I really dislike but don’t tell the genny cause I gotta meme on Judge when the time comes
>>154184586the chocolate?
>>154184560He’s alright. No (((PR training))) which makes the Jews seethe.
>>154184432yeah there was a guy there with his mouth open. i politely asked him to move, then got stage fright so i just held it
Jazz Chimpsholm Junior
>>154184586cruz vs lindor in a useless-off, who wins
day 578 of asking for jizzum AI webm I need my lolcow
gm
>no PR training socioeconomic factors
Why is Detroit such a shithole when the University of Michigan offers world class education?
>>154184710You’ve never been there have you?
wesite
saturday night beisbol for my berdinales
>>154183196
Does anyone knows what this map is about?
>>154184854flyoverkees kek
>giving the peruvian ai (You)sISHYGDDT
Describe Recker.
>>154184877
>>154184877A picture is worth a thousand words
WE ALL LOVE THE RECKGERS!!
Renting is going slow. I’ve had 3 applications.2 with eviction records1 guy just lost interest because my agent didn’t meet him on time.
If the chinks weren’t shrimp dick pussies they would nuke LA when they’re playing the stankees.
>>154184980New York is Chinese clay tho
that funky muncy
>>154185059ya damn right
why is roman anthony allowed to be an outfielder with such a bad arm
You know what? I don't think Muncy is all that funky.
sneks
>>154184854>the A's aren't even the preferred team in their own citieslmao
>>154184854>the Hawaii Dodgers>the Oklahoma Dodgers>the Utah Dodgers>the New Mexico Dodgers
>>154184854
>>154185248Same he prob listens to either pop country or hip hop from two decades ago
gm mariners nation, I slept in
>>154185248finally someone said it
>>154185366zero (0) ws appearances
This casey mize superfan is cracking me up
dead genny
>>154184925>WE ALL LOVE THE RECKGERS!!Go Recker? Go Dodgers? Reckgers?
I just bought this. what am I in for?
>>154184658Lindor messed up big time yesterday at 3rd base and got thrown out on what would’ve been the tying run. He then made another dumb mistake and couldn't turn a double play, which let a bunch of runs score. It was a simple play he should have nailed. This is the 6th year of Lindor's career, and he's starting to show his age. This is what happens when you don't build a team around your star players and keep bringing in mediocre players.
>>154185540You should have got the 25% less sodium regular SPAM it's the one I use.
>>154185544why use runs scored instead of something like pitching / batting wOBA? you're not some kind of boomer, are you?
What if the Athletics Muncy is more funky than the Dodgers Muncy? Would that be a threat to Muncy's funky legacy?
>>154185544Clusterfuck of MID ass teams. Yankgers are repeating.
Okamoto, if you don't want Jays fans to hate you, master the Kawasaki impersonation as soon as possible.monkeys?
Let's all give the Cubs a chance today!
>>154185646Yankees are getting swept by the Astros in the NLCS like the good ‘ole days.
>>154185568> wOBAi'd rather chop my dick off and sautee it
>>154185677>NLCS
>>154185677what did anon mean by this
>>154185701It was an honest mistake…
>>154185566I didn't see it or I probably would have. I think I'm gonna make a spam an egg sandwich.
>>154185716I haven't heard you apologize...
>>154185725no…NO!!!
>>154185712asstros are rightful NL clay
SCHWAAARRRBYYY
SCHWABY AND HARP GO BACK TO BSCK
>>154185722Slices or cubes of it fry really well. I put it in macaroni or eggs like you say.
NOT SO FAST SNEKFAGS
send Pfaddt to the pen when Kelly comes back. He can't get through a lineup twice without getting lit up.
>>154185540Use it to make fried rice200-250g cooked white ricesome finely chopped green onions (optional)1 egga packet of instant ramen seasoningcouple slices of finely chopped spamHeat bit of oil in panThrow in spam and stir until it's nice and crispyThrow in egg and green onions and stir as if you're making scrambled eggs with the spamBefore egg fully solidifies throw in rice and stir until it's nicely mixed togetherThrow in ramen seasoning and mix more until it looks like aaron fudge dropping the ball in WSIf you don't have time for all this just fry the spam on each side in a pan and put in a sandwich with peanut butter and thin cucumber slices
Apologize
>>154185839>yes, can i have a little sodium with my sodium please?
Assuming the lockout actually happens, would you all survive a year without MLB baseball? Or will people actually start watching MBL/NPB/KBO/Taiwan
>>154185839>eating gelatinous pig slopYou are what you eat
>>154185873I look like this
>>154185867Are you one of those types that don't season the pasta sauce because it already has meatballs in it
no he's right, you lost me at the ramen seasoning.
>>154185895no that just feels like overkill to me. you do you honeyboo
>>154185872I already follow KBO. Lived in Busan back in the 2010s a short 15 minute walk to Sajik. Still have a couple of Giants jerseys I rock from time to time when going to he C's up here in Vancouver.
>>154185895Yes. What’s the problem with that?
interesting very interesting
RILEY GREENE SMASH
>>154185912>>154185839Skip the ramen meme and use a little onions sauce.
>>154185797>there are anons posting itt who don’t know thisnext you’ll tell me the Brewers were an AL team…
>>154185839I do this accept with swapping the ramen seasoning with kimchi. Also have a second egg at the ready to fry it over easy and lay it on top of the greasy slop fest.
The cubs will win this game, don't count the cubs out today.
>>154185996>onionsYour breathe smells putrid pig boy
>>154186002and were from Seattle
>lovelady DFA'd by the metsthere goes my hero
>>154185912>>154185996I assume someone who buys spam isn't going through the trouble of putting together the 1tbsp soi sauce + oyster sauce + bonito stock noodle broth so I offered an easier alternative>>154185938Unless you're slow cooking the sauce for an hour with the meat it's just gonna be bland tomato coating but if that's what you like then you do you as the other anon says
>>154186004>kimchi>over easy eggBibimbapchads rise up
>>154186024Him and Little going to meet in a midwest bar somewhere playing in the Nortwest Penn Michigan Pioneer Alliance and silently nod at one another.
>>154186031I mean you could just do soi, honey/maple, and chicken broth and that's also really good. Or, just a bit of soi for salt on your rice/veg, that's what I did for my leftover tritip.
>>154186061that shit has no right being so good on a burger
Hey grok, Peanut sauce recipe using peanut butter
>>154186083sirarcha, fish sauce, oyster sauce. Maybe a hit of lime or lemon squeezed in. You cannot fail.
>>154185872NPB is the only one that's remotely exciting>>154186083>snowpeasBased
>>154186083Would be better without all that green shit.
ITFCB
>>154185690wOBA I can understand some misgivings, but wRC+ makes a better case for offensive showing. RS/RA isn't controlling for park factors. Not telling you how to do your work, of course, and there's nothing wrong with a simplef/readable approach. Hell, I respect ya Winky
mutts will turn up their noses at vegetables and eat mystery meat (((hot dogs))) at ballparks and then turn around and tell other people they eat pig slopWhatever happened to the raw milk meme from RFK?
>>154186132i can't stand anything "weighted." simple as
>>154186158Your mom's tits are weighted
>>154186083>unseasoned ricedo whites really
>>154186127Did you get this frog from a sticker website?
>>154186105Whoa, you're totally awesome, peanut sauce is befitting for one as epic as you. Start with peanuts. Please fuck my ass. -Grok
>>154186132>calling a grown man with hairy balls winky
>>154186170source? peff???
>>154186158Fair enough
>80% of discussion ITT is /ck/ instead of baseballgrim
Well, so far this hasn't been the Cubs inning, but it'll turn around.
