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please fuck my ass
>have a no hitter>lose
dodgers
gm bros. is there a more disappointing team than our detroit tiggies :/?
>>154183307>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
>>154183307idk watching the mets make the same mistake year over and year is fascinating
>>154183307the dead sox STINK
Get right day for my Mets
>>154183686The dodgers don’t need get right games
>>154183686more like "get raped and murdered by a schizophrenic day" for >your mets
The As fuck ya entire city.
>>154183699
>>154183728Yankletics won that ballgame thou.
>>154183777>one (1) hit shutout (zero runs scored)
>>154183761
Can I get an MDS check? Are we at maximum levels?
when is baseball tho
>>154183885>when is baseball thoWhen do pitchers and catchers report?
>>15418389710 mins and 1 day
months* baka
>>154183686NO PIPI NO CAGAR
Being a Tiggers fan is like playing Dwarf Fortress. 90% of the time you're play is mid at best and you kind of suck. You've seen some of the worst collapses and worst playthroughs.Then one play through the owner is taken by a Strange Mood sells the farm and goes all in on a massive project. You know it won't end well contracts will be due we won't pay, no youth, a decade of dispair... but that ring is awesome!This is not one of those years but it could be if the planets align.
Let's go to this one Moco-chan!
Mets Dick Sucking lol
>>154183242Are you at least a cute girl with a plump rump?
>>154184132Based. Jiraiya would be proud his boy sold out to a jobber baseball team. Couldn’t they get the Mets? I know they could’ve got the Mets. Mets definitely wanted this collab.
>>154184214Don't worry, they also sold out to the Anglels.
>>154184132Makes me wonder what deal the Giants made, then. Hoping for something good.
>>154184253Given >>154184132 and >>154184247, it'll probably also be Naruto.
Does Recker have a body like a woman?
>>154184312why would you ever ask such a thing?
the homerun derby at ATL is over. Messick now takes control of the game.
>>154184312a greek goddess
>>154184336Why Greek?
>red sux>bombston
You guys ever take a hot piss in a boystown trough?
What does Craig Breslow even do?
watching jeff mcneil hit a grand slam off him will be kino
>KimBlow STILL hasn't retiredblud thinks he's fernando rodney
>>154183242Yes SIR!!
>>154184442John Henry forced Breslow to move Devers and then almost immediately he spent $300 million on Liverpool FC. Boston is a soccer city.
I prefer the other Max Muncy
>>154184450Mets really picking up the Yankees/Sox’s sloppy seconds, makes ya think. Lil bro.
>>154184510I prefer Ethan FAGGet
>>154184515always thinking about what the mets are doing, lil bro
Anon, are we still good for our Pickleball game at the court today?
>>154184531Red Sox have more rings than the Mets tho. Kimberly is washed.
>>154184515lolmaokekaroo
Why do Yankees players have such low IQ?
>>154184560ayyy-lmao
Lindor is overrated
>>154184560He’s the only Yankee player I really dislike but don’t tell the genny cause I gotta meme on Judge when the time comes
>>154184586the chocolate?
>>154184560He’s alright. No (((PR training))) which makes the Jews seethe.
>>154184432yeah there was a guy there with his mouth open. i politely asked him to move, then got stage fright so i just held it
Jazz Chimpsholm Junior
>>154184586cruz vs lindor in a useless-off, who wins
day 578 of asking for jizzum AI webm I need my lolcow
gm
>no PR training socioeconomic factors
Why is Detroit such a shithole when the University of Michigan offers world class education?
>>154184710You’ve never been there have you?
wesite
saturday night beisbol for my berdinales
>>154183196
Does anyone knows what this map is about?
>>154184854flyoverkees kek
>giving the peruvian ai (You)sISHYGDDT
Describe Recker.
>>154184877
>>154184877A picture is worth a thousand words
WE ALL LOVE THE RECKGERS!!
Renting is going slow. I’ve had 3 applications.2 with eviction records1 guy just lost interest because my agent didn’t meet him on time.
If the chinks weren’t shrimp dick pussies they would nuke LA when they’re playing the stankees.
>>154184980New York is Chinese clay tho
that funky muncy
>>154185059ya damn right
why is roman anthony allowed to be an outfielder with such a bad arm
You know what? I don't think Muncy is all that funky.
sneks
>>154184854>the A's aren't even the preferred team in their own citieslmao
>>154184854>the Hawaii Dodgers>the Oklahoma Dodgers>the Utah Dodgers>the New Mexico Dodgers
>>154184854
>>154185248Same he prob listens to either pop country or hip hop from two decades ago
gm mariners nation, I slept in
>>154185248finally someone said it
>>154185366zero (0) ws appearances
This casey mize superfan is cracking me up
dead genny
>>154184925>WE ALL LOVE THE RECKGERS!!Go Recker? Go Dodgers? Reckgers?
I just bought this. what am I in for?
>>154184658Lindor messed up big time yesterday at 3rd base and got thrown out on what would’ve been the tying run. He then made another dumb mistake and couldn't turn a double play, which let a bunch of runs score. It was a simple play he should have nailed. This is the 6th year of Lindor's career, and he's starting to show his age. This is what happens when you don't build a team around your star players and keep bringing in mediocre players.
>>154185540You should have got the 25% less sodium regular SPAM it's the one I use.
>>154185544why use runs scored instead of something like pitching / batting wOBA? you're not some kind of boomer, are you?
What if the Athletics Muncy is more funky than the Dodgers Muncy? Would that be a threat to Muncy's funky legacy?
>>154185544Clusterfuck of MID ass teams. Yankgers are repeating.
Okamoto, if you don't want Jays fans to hate you, master the Kawasaki impersonation as soon as possible.monkeys?
Let's all give the Cubs a chance today!
>>154185646Yankees are getting swept by the Astros in the NLCS like the good ‘ole days.
>>154185568> wOBAi'd rather chop my dick off and sautee it
>>154185677>NLCS
>>154185677what did anon mean by this
>>154185701It was an honest mistake…
>>154185566I didn't see it or I probably would have. I think I'm gonna make a spam an egg sandwich.
>>154185716I haven't heard you apologize...
>>154185725no…NO!!!
>>154185712asstros are rightful NL clay
SCHWAAARRRBYYY
SCHWABY AND HARP GO BACK TO BSCK
>>154185722Slices or cubes of it fry really well. I put it in macaroni or eggs like you say.
NOT SO FAST SNEKFAGS
send Pfaddt to the pen when Kelly comes back. He can't get through a lineup twice without getting lit up.
>>154185540Use it to make fried rice200-250g cooked white ricesome finely chopped green onions (optional)1 egga packet of instant ramen seasoningcouple slices of finely chopped spamHeat bit of oil in panThrow in spam and stir until it's nice and crispyThrow in egg and green onions and stir as if you're making scrambled eggs with the spamBefore egg fully solidifies throw in rice and stir until it's nicely mixed togetherThrow in ramen seasoning and mix more until it looks like aaron fudge dropping the ball in WSIf you don't have time for all this just fry the spam on each side in a pan and put in a sandwich with peanut butter and thin cucumber slices
Apologize
>>154185839>yes, can i have a little sodium with my sodium please?
Assuming the lockout actually happens, would you all survive a year without MLB baseball? Or will people actually start watching MBL/NPB/KBO/Taiwan
>>154185839>eating gelatinous pig slopYou are what you eat
>>154185873I look like this
>>154185867Are you one of those types that don't season the pasta sauce because it already has meatballs in it
no he's right, you lost me at the ramen seasoning.
>>154185895no that just feels like overkill to me. you do you honeyboo
>>154185872I already follow KBO. Lived in Busan back in the 2010s a short 15 minute walk to Sajik. Still have a couple of Giants jerseys I rock from time to time when going to he C's up here in Vancouver.
>>154185895Yes. What’s the problem with that?
interesting very interesting
RILEY GREENE SMASH
>>154185912>>154185839Skip the ramen meme and use a little onions sauce.
>>154185797>there are anons posting itt who don’t know thisnext you’ll tell me the Brewers were an AL team…
>>154185839I do this accept with swapping the ramen seasoning with kimchi. Also have a second egg at the ready to fry it over easy and lay it on top of the greasy slop fest.
The cubs will win this game, don't count the cubs out today.
>>154185996>onionsYour breathe smells putrid pig boy
>>154186002and were from Seattle
>lovelady DFA'd by the metsthere goes my hero
>>154185912>>154185996I assume someone who buys spam isn't going through the trouble of putting together the 1tbsp soi sauce + oyster sauce + bonito stock noodle broth so I offered an easier alternative>>154185938Unless you're slow cooking the sauce for an hour with the meat it's just gonna be bland tomato coating but if that's what you like then you do you as the other anon says
>>154186004>kimchi>over easy eggBibimbapchads rise up
>>154186024Him and Little going to meet in a midwest bar somewhere playing in the Nortwest Penn Michigan Pioneer Alliance and silently nod at one another.
>>154186031I mean you could just do soi, honey/maple, and chicken broth and that's also really good. Or, just a bit of soi for salt on your rice/veg, that's what I did for my leftover tritip.
>>154186061that shit has no right being so good on a burger
Hey grok, Peanut sauce recipe using peanut butter
>>154186083sirarcha, fish sauce, oyster sauce. Maybe a hit of lime or lemon squeezed in. You cannot fail.
>>154185872NPB is the only one that's remotely exciting>>154186083>snowpeasBased
>>154186083Would be better without all that green shit.
ITFCB
>>154185690wOBA I can understand some misgivings, but wRC+ makes a better case for offensive showing. RS/RA isn't controlling for park factors. Not telling you how to do your work, of course, and there's nothing wrong with a simplef/readable approach. Hell, I respect ya Winky
mutts will turn up their noses at vegetables and eat mystery meat (((hot dogs))) at ballparks and then turn around and tell other people they eat pig slopWhatever happened to the raw milk meme from RFK?
>>154186132i can't stand anything "weighted." simple as
>>154186158Your mom's tits are weighted
>>154186083>unseasoned ricedo whites really
>>154186127Did you get this frog from a sticker website?
>>154186105Whoa, you're totally awesome, peanut sauce is befitting for one as epic as you. Start with peanuts. Please fuck my ass. -Grok
>>154186132>calling a grown man with hairy balls winky
>>154186170source? peff???
>>154186158Fair enough
>80% of discussion ITT is /ck/ instead of baseballgrim
Well, so far this hasn't been the Cubs inning, but it'll turn around.
Get your head out of your ass
>>154186191cubs game is starting so it will soon devolve into unintelligible grunts and other nonsense
>>154186191Just like a real baseball game
>>154186171It's actually buttered so please retract your statement.
>>154186191first pitch isn't until 4 sweetie. but i'll take a baybaw pic for you even though you're rude
>>154186194>falling for the Dominican stud memeDominicans just want to sell drugs and live off of excuses. What have any of them done after signing big contracts EVER?
>>154186158That's why I like you winky, you're old fashioned like that.
>>154186226they’re different than me so I hate em kek
>>154184720Jews convinced all our industry too move to other countries because it was cheaper.
>>154186191just wait till 6pm pacific for doyers/rags
>>154186191Baseball is played at dinnertime.
Max Muncy is one of the ugliest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen. Missing link ass nigga
>>154186171I only realized in the past few years that the 'white people can't cook' meme is actually referring to the WASP demographic in particular. It's unbelievable how bad their food is. Their idea of a "dream kitchen" is a gleaming unused one.
>>154186249Hey, that's A's legend Max Muncy you're probably not talking about.
sit the FUCK down!!!
>>154186232>differences are good and must be celebrated Happy autism acceptance month you pedo
*stands up*
>>154186266bro my ex's mom was EXACTLY like this. blandest food on the face of the fucking planet (quite milfy thoughbeit)
attaboy Eddy
How does Dodgers Stadium get away with those sorry ass excuses for a hot dog? Their $8 "Dodger dog" is a glorified Slim Jim. It fucking sucks. You could get a much more satisfying dog at a 7 Eleven for a dollar fifty. They make billions every year and they trot out shit like this.
Schwarber, Harper, Marsh is kind of fun batting order Philfags
>>154186282>if you don't hate other people that makes you a KIDDY DIDDLERok retard
TOP KEK DAE AUTSIM? IM THE BASED PEPE FREN
>>154186191>>>/v/ genny
>>154186316Sorry, what the heck does this have to do with the Cubbies?
>>154186307foodservice standards are going down across the entire country man. can't even walk into a chipotle anymore
>>154186266>Their idea of a "dream kitchen" is a gleaming unused oneThey'll spend more time cleaning or maintenance or renovating the house than actually cooking a decent meal
>>154186332it is fucking sad. At least my C's are doing 75 regular hot dogs for Tuesday night games this season.
>>154186313I bet you hate god too
>>154186230It's literally more accurate tho. RS/RA is gonna overrate the Rockies hitters every year, for example. Hell even if you hate the idea of linear weights you could multiply half of a team's RS/RA by a factor of .5 and the corresponding park factor
>>154186266>>154186340Take the grillpill, you can literally make anything while watching baseball in the shade the entire season.
The cubs are just warming up, next inning they'll break this shit wide open.
Bleh
>>154186340>boil everything>oven the shit out of everything for an hour>mash potatoes and fozen peas>pass the salt and pepper>drink your milk
>>154186307You can't even get fucked in the ass at Dodgers Stadium for less than $20 anymore. Don't even get me started on bareback pricing
>>154186366It's nerdshit, many park factors aren't even uniform the whole season once the air warms up.
>>154186379Milk with dinner is fucked up bro explain yourself Timmy
>>154186379We like frozen peas here.
no...NO!!!
Here’s what I’m eating. Thai ginger curry either diced chicken and veg
>>154186379They're basically stuck in the '50s. No wonder an entire generation grew up hating vegetables when it's all boiled into a brown sodden mass
for me it's the light blue fairlife with a big ol scoop of protein powder
Ngh… please season my ass
Day games should only be worth half a point.
Yes he did
>>154186427my mom decided to help my sister cooking Easter dinner this year and she put a cover over the brussel sprouts. We all died inside.
Chicken curry go yum
>>154186389That's throwing the baby out with the bathwater, though. Yes no public models are using temps/humidity/wind AFAIK, but it's foolish to think in the aggregate (like defensive metrics) the truth bears out in a large enough sample size despite volatility
>>154186425wow. I had no idea Hungryman got so exotic.
>>154186425i just had some pad thai
Attaboy Dano
these mog
Why do Americans insist on eating beef. Red meat is terrible for you and cows are costly to the environment
How many bullshit cheap hits are these cheating fucks gonna get
>>154186471As a kid I wondered why the other kids would gripe about eating asparagus and broccoli and spinach and sprouts... and then I would stay at their house for dinner and understand. What a fucking shame
feels like an arbys night
>>154186491It’s not hungry man. It’s from the mental hospital.
Just because the Cubs are down one doesn't mean the game is over, unless they score no runs again, in any case the game still wouldn't be over until the ninth anyways.TL:DR: The cubs are still in this, no matter how dire it appears.
>>154186513both excellent points. have you ever tasted it though
>>154186513saar
Vegetable tier listGOD tier potatoes Carrots Squash Green beans and peasBrussels sprouts Peasant tier:OkraLettuce Herbivore slop:ArtichokesSpinachKaleAsparagus
Cmon cubs wake up! Peoples lives are at stake here
>>154186551cubs lost. take your girl math elsewhere
If all the non-Dodger Japanese players joined Imanaga on the Cubbies would they make the World Series?
>>154186532>prime hope psycho will never beat you to a pulp before shitting in your mouth and stomping your ballswhy even live
reminder that french fries and popcorn are vegetables
>>154186574Me when my abusive father comes in my room after a cubbie loss and I have to put my maid outfit on
>>154186571spinach and asparagus absolutely mog squash
>>154185540SPAM is bad for you.>>154186307Hot dogs are bad for you.>>154186425Thai food is bad for you.>>154186438Milk is bad for you.
don’t EVER pinch hit Shaw for Mo ever again don’t EVER do it
>>154186571I like artichokes on a pizza desu
>>154186599t-to clean...right?
>>154186571*pees on you after eating a pound of roasted asparagus*Whoops haha, forgot! Ooooh, stinky!
>>154186571>corn on the cob not ranked>squash not broken out into the different types >no onion>no garlicOPINION DISCARDED
>>154186606> Milk is bad for youumm...badspie...
>>154186571This is all wrong. Sautéed spinach w. garlic mogs everything in your GOD tier, so does roasted asparagus and broccoli.
scuba kek!
poop crap asswipe…………BLEH
>>154186571I think we can all agree that celery are a waste of everyone's time unless you throw them in stew
>>154186637>corn Peasant tier >squash types Butternut >>onion, garlic, mustard, pickles Disgusting
Controversial opinion, but anyone else feel like the Cubs would be winning if PCA stopped swinging at dogshit way out of the zone and clearly a ball?
>>154186630fucking lel
badspie has lost the plot!
>>154186667>garlic is disgustingWhy are whitoids like this
>>154186650>covering vegetables in a gallon of fat and frying the-Opinion discarded.
>>154186571Dumbest fucking post ever made, across all sites and times.Fuck it. *kills you*
>>154186665correct. or a pot pie
*blows my head off*
>>154186487If you use the entire season as the sample of course it will be big enough to see differences, but if many of those measurable differences occur in, say, March/April, you're actually UNDERRATING those factors when only looking at them as part of the whole season.
>>154186630It’s actually crazy how fast that happens, we had a bbq last weekend and my brother in laws house and made roasted asparagus on the grill. Not even two hours later my piss was stinking.
>>154186665Celery is only serviceable as a peanut butter delivery device
>>154186669to 2032
>>154186696don't do it! tony clark resigned!!
>>154186665Celery + hummus = win
>>154186665part of the cajun holy trinity, not a waste
>>154186680Garlic isn’t actually edible. The only part of garlic that’s edible is the green sprout. Go ahead and eat a clove of garlic and see what that does to your mouth and stomach.
>>154186438that stuff tastes weird I just get real milk
>>154186694I had the best pie at a brewery after a nice hike along some trails in the Shushwap a few weekends back. Burned the fuck out of my mouth but it was so worth it.
>>154186708based snackgod
>>154186683>a gallon of fatno, a tablespoon at most of extra virgin olive oil you dipshit. You boiling that squash?
>>154186438this after the gym is always my weakness
How many bullshit cheap ass hits are these pointless faggots going to get just start throwing fastballs at their head
>>154186729I did that when I was sick and my friends almost kicked me out of their car on the way to softball
>>154186732These nighas don’t know about ants on a log
>>154186731hell yeah. i had one in manchester that changed my life
>>154186729Kys timmytoid
>>154186571There are no cucumbers, eggplants, green onions, or enoki mushrooms.
>>154186737Boiled and mashed into a purée >>>>
>>154186729>Go ahead and eat a clove of garlic and see what that does to your mouth and stomachI have in fact. It's good. Even better when it's roasted and softer. It's a mainstay in Korean cuisine, comes with the steamed pork and kalbi chops and the savory pastes with lettuce leavesYou can also crush it and spread it on bread with butter, or throw it in ramen (not the instant kind, tonkotsu), or fry a few slivers in the leftover oil after searing steak
>>154186757dawg my 5th grade teacher used to do these with reese's pieces and white&dark chocolate bits. take me back
>>154186763>mushrooms These slowly kill you over time if you don’t cook them correctly.
how the fuck did cruz stay on the bag there?
you slowly die over time
>>154186771With no butter? No brown sugar? No honey? Are you retarded?
>>154186757>blueberriesNever seen that one before
>>154186778>just drown the garlic in a jar of fat and lard Not edible, literally a Chinese medicine plant.
stealing second 2 pitches before the next AB gets walked is REALLY gay, in a VERY bad way
>>154186796actually I die quickly all at once
>>154186796source?
>>154186486>>154186505Are those from Cane's ?
>>154186804>no fat, no sugar, no lard?Why are mutts so obsessed with adding carbs to everything?
>>154186759as soon as I touched down in the UK for the first time I went straight into the arms of a pint and a pie. I need to go back.
>>154186786Based. I wish they'd work faster
pie rats :D
legit can not tell what board i'm on, what happened to this genny
https://vocaroo.com/176WgTN06NMP
>>154186813you don't know ball
Food is bad for you. Max Muncy is bad for you.
yeah this shit is over fuck this team
>>154186836home from school already bud? take a seat, let daddy jack fix'ya somethin' good
>>154186810Your hyperboles were funny at first but they're starting to wear thin
>>154186836/mlb/ is a /ck/, /v/, /tv/, and /hm/ colony.
>>154186778> fry a few slivers in the leftover oil after searing steakI always use garlic in the same way when cooking steak.
>>154186836>is mad that there aren't more baseball posts>chooses to not post about baseballinteredasting...
I look at the Cubs' lineup and still don't understand why they took in Conforto after seeing his ass do fuck all in LA
>dominican players after signing cubbiedoo ‘em!
>>154186883There are also a couple of /vt/ squatters who refuse to leave
>>154186894he's currently hitting better than 75% of the lineup
>>154186840we like this version betterhttps://vocaroo.com/1clP7JhCbqJg
>>154186907How does it feel to be a genetic dead end and failure in every aspect of your life?
https://voca.ro/1kd7Op1hLfpt
attaboy happer
>>154186913>/vt/ squattershttps://vocaroo.com/16Gaod4C51Qo
cubbiedoo ‘em!
>>154186943only when i post ;-]
>Nick Yorke>isn't from York
>>154186943MDS genny
>>154186889I visited Gifu for the first time last summer and the Hida beef was addictive. Wish I could get some here
>>154186594are you foodspie?
that guy with a sub 2 ERA is actually bad because I've never seen a vagina
>>154186913The obvious solution is to post Nijisanji but not enough people here know what that is
>>154186943>>154186962https://vocaroo.com/13kzmXWRxmpN
>>154186984>ERAmeme stat.
>>154186826>conversation is about retards who eat bland food >anon chimes in *I like bland food*>gets called a retardnever change 4chins
>ERAits game 12
>>154186894>>154186916He's hitting .250 that isn't bad.
>pie rats might be the third team to reach 9 winsbuccsisters can i dream?
stats don't matter when they don't support my incorrect argument because I'm afraid to make eye contact with cashiers
Gays are back btw
>>154187030>batting average not beginning with .3
>>154187030well he's not hitting .250 after that at bat kek
>>154186840>>154186840>>154186923>>154186943>>154186954Vocawoo!
>>154187045>I'm afraid to make eye contact with cashierserm, then how do you imagine your life together?
if you combine Dansby Busch and Bregman's batting average they're batting .447 which is called ted williams in the aggregate
>>154186893sorry, i'm streaming coachella and a skateboarding contest and waiting to post sausage girl later
Let's take it easy on dem statsies
>>154187045I've been working on that and I feel like I've overcorrected
>my incorrec-I’m never wrong so it’s worthless reading the rest of that post.
Nico is actually the only position player that deserves to breathe oxygen right now. Catchers too I guess
>>154187096Catch this cubussy
you guys ARE going to a ballgame this weekend......right?
Niccem
>>154187117I'm a girl and afraid to go alone
I'm done watching this gonna go beat the fuck out of my elderly neighbor
DansbyNicoBergman
>>154187084>streaming CoachellaAverage LA fan
for me it's the blood red babby with a big ol' scoop of ice cream for dessert.
>>154187124lel
>>154187117You're gonna go watch your idol Mike Trout?
>>154187117>getting all the way downntown by 1pmas a neet noble I find this offensive
>>154187117next weekend I'm going to see your triple-a Bats and then watch fireworks
Cubs fucking suck lole
WELCOME TO THE VARSHOW!!!
>>154186970Hida beef is deliciousI live in Aichi Prefecture, just below Gifu Prefecture, and Hida beef is the most commonly displayed Wagyu beef in supermarkets. But once in a while, I would like to try Kobe beef or Matsusaka beef, which are very expensive.
>>154187158Sigh
>>154187117I know rich people who go to less ballgames than you do. So my question is, where are you getting the income and the transportation to visit a different city every day? You’re a prostitute/escort. It’s the only thing that makes sense.
>>154187151based
>>154187117It's a really long drive winky, but if you'd like to write a letter to the Medford city council asking them to support some funding to move the Emeralds down the road that would help bigly.
>>154187161cringe
>>154187183cheap seats, cheap flights, cheap stays. america's the land of opportunity
o neel krooze is kinda having a game isn't he?
boras must have reminded varsho that this is a FA year
>>154187170Kobe is overrated and overpriced. Some decent Wagyu or Hanoo Korean Beef that is cooked properly can surpass it. I was unaware Hida was a thing and going to note that for next time I am in Japan.
>>154187205Ok so you don’t work then. No job is going to let you leave every day to watch a baseball game. You still haven’t answered >income. Hooker.
we got a ball game
>>154187213>overpaying for fagyu because you need more fat veins in your beefJust sear chuck in duck fat you useless retards.
>>154187211Gotta hit that bum in the head with a seamer...kill him
Beer is healthy
>>154187205>not road tripping to different games at different parks with your dog in the back seat
>>154187248Escorts can’t bring dogs on the road with them when they’re getting fucked by strangers for cash.
>>154187245it's good for you
>>154187084>skate contest>sponsored by tampa bay raystfw you post off topic but are still more on topic than 80% of weekend genny posters
>you will never have season tickets in the cuck chair at the top of the 'domeFUCK
>>154187242have you ever been to Asia? I do not mind a good chuck or flat iron, but you got to do it if you have not.
>>154187147Some cool news are coming soon!
I THINK IM GONNA SHOOT MYSELF IN THE HEAD
>>154187271>have you ever been to Asiaonly for sex tourism
>>154187248i can't bring my dog on the road with me when i'm getting fucked by strangers for cash
Was Kyle Tucker really the glue the held the cub b. bears together?https://vocaroo.com/1apTrluCOGUC
Redpill me on the annual coaches meeting known as "Coachella‘’.
>>154187271>you HAVE to do something when you go abroad I don't fall for that. I dislike trying new cuisines. My meal usually consists of rice, broccoli, and steak. No one can force me to eat anything I don't want. Instead, I make sure the chefs prepare my meal according to my preferences.
>>154187297alright but you should genuinely put out an ep sometime
>>154187213Hida beef is reasonably priced among Wagyu beef (very expensive for me), so please try it.But I want to try Kobe beef at least once before I die.
>>154187287that is a different cut of meat lol
>>154187213I thought wagyu was a generic term for Japanese beef (Kobe, Hida, Yonezawa, etc)
>>154187324>/mlb/ recordswe need to make a mixtape
>>154187296Yes, continue to do interesting situations. We know you are an escort.
>>154187323Imagination turns to fantasizing to the action of which will then playout
>>154187269This one is reserved for mass shooters only
>>154187297Was it a BBC?
As a cubs fan I'm so sorry
Havin sex with Winky's dog while he catches a ballgame. Go Dodgers!
>>154187347mass cum shooters after you blow gays
>>154187336where is mixspie?
They should legalize ___
watching PCA strike out on a pitch in the dirt again
>>154187381Girls
>>154187328street urchin is a delicacy actually
>>154187382to 2032
>>154187381stealing first
how to clothes for my dog that is build a bear.
>>154187359On King David! I think he was interviewing Walton Goggins and referring to his penis iirc tho, so no.
>>154187408isn't that basically what a dropped strike 3 is if you can somehow run it out
>>154187393I am more into smoked brothel roast. Easier on my stomach.
the cubs are ass
>>154187382lmaoentablemente
PCA was talked about as if he was going to be the Cubs' big blockbuster star for a hot minute and then he kinda went flat
>>154187422it should be for every pitch
>>154187408>banana ball shiteno
>>154187117no, I'm scared of cities and other people.
>>154187434he just needs time. trust me
>>154187435like on any wild pitch?would be kind of cool
We all know Charlie Manson was a Cubs fan.What team is John Wayne Gacy a fan of?
When did the Cubbies replace their iconic outfield ivy with brown and dead thistles? Is it a Chicago environmental scheme or something?
ok im back to being positive only positive thoughts and posts
>>154187452Yes or you can double steal for first and home
>>154187462Also the Cubs.
>>154187437yes
>>154187466Kek scuba
>>154187469>double steal first and homeKino, total humiliation
>>154187482ugh
Why does Chicago produce so many serial killers? Is it the lead pipes?
>foreigners discussing the desecration of my baseball
>>154187381men with women’s bodies
cubs fucking suck
Question for anyone with Russell and Majestic authentic jerseys: Is it true that Majestic has a bigger fit than a Russell? For example, I heard a Majestic L (44) and a Russell XL (48) are comparable, whereas a direct 44/44 or 48/48 comparison has the Russell feeling tighter and shorter.
>>154187502hub for glowing individuals and their activities
attaboy eddy now let's get some runs!
Let's *cheer* go *cheer* CUBBIES!!! *YAY*
ugh ‘em!
GG Phils
hey...HEY!Lay off those Cubbies!
mets fucking suck
>>154187540Geegee
cubs are going to finish 4th
Sick 13 pitch ab in Detroit rn
attaeye michael keep the line movin
Clarkie in the booth!!!!! I REPEAT!! CLARKIE IS IN THE HOUSE!!!
Cubs are a solid lock
>>154187393It's cheap and tasty, but there's a high chance you'll contract a sexually transmitted infection.
Clarkie is THE ZOBEARIST
>lauer
attaboy dano! there ya go kid!
HE DROPPED THE FUCKING BALL
>2 game win streakpickin up steam
cubs alive
yeah...YEAH!!!
>jasyo kek, KEK
maybe lauer should throw in the zone
>>154187582>>154187590I love Clarkie bear.
What the FUCK
>>154187616Oh kekkies!
Cubs on da board
>>154187616lol
what the fuck is lauer doing bro, fucking bum, you're off the starting rotation in a couple of weeks buddy
>>154187584It's okay, I have a robust constitution. What NPB team do they root for?
cmon busch smack one you got this
>lauer start day
jesus fucking christ Lauer what the fuck
guess we're back to normal then
Last WS really was Jays' moment and they pissed it away
drat
