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Paris-Roubaix "L'Enfer du Nord" Hauts-de-France edition

>Current and upcoming road races
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France 1.WWT
12.04 Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France 1.UWT
14.04 - 18.04 O Gran Camiño - The Historical Route 2.1
15.04 Ronde van Limburg 1.1
15.04 - 19.04 Tour of Hainan 2.Pro
17.04 Classic Grand Besançon Doubs 1.1
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne WE 1.Pro
17.04 De Brabantse Pijl - La Flèche Brabançonne ME 1.Pro
18.04 Tour du Jura Cycliste 1.1
19.04 Amstel Gold Race 1.UWT
19.04 Amstel Gold Race Ladies Edition 1.WWT
19.04 Grand Prix Féminin de Chambéry 1.1
19.04 Gran Premio Ciudad de Eibar 1.1 WE
20.04 - 24.04 Tour of the Alps 2.Pro
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne 1.UWT
22.04 La Flèche Wallonne Femmes 1.WWT
23.04 - 26.04 Vuelta Asturias Julio Alvarez Mendo 2.1
25.04 EPZ Omloop van Borsele Women 1.1 WE
25.04 Gran Premio Della Liberazione Donne 1.1 WE
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège Femmes 1.WWT
26.04 Liège-Bastogne-Liège 1.UWT
26.04 Giro dell'Appennino 1.1
26.04 - 03.05 Presidential Cycling Tour of Turkiye 2.Pro
28.04 - 03.05 Tour de Romandie 2.UWT
01.05 GP Immo Zone/Vloer-en chapewerken Smetryns 1.1 WE
01.05 Eschborn-Frankfurt 1.UWT
02.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Garnich 1.1 WE
03.05 Lotto Famenne Ardenne Classic 1.1
03.05 Festival Elsy Jacobs à Luxembourg 1.1 WE
03.05 - 09.05 Vuelta España Femenina by Carrefour.es 2.WWT
06.05 - 10.05 ΔΕΗ Tour of Hellas 2.1
08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>Free streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>154151026
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honorary Paul "Cursebreaker" Seixas subedition
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What part of France are you Berts from?
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Back from my 22km long run

>Fraudlic

What's the point? He is not even capable of winning stages anymore.
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Madsbros we are equal with the Slovenian. Moral victory already secured.
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Grug looks so soft and marketable here
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>>154185041
That's a first page rider, show some respect
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>>154185054
>Mads above 2out
Not even a moral victory for van Aert.
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>>154185026
Christoffe can rest easy now......
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Detailed article with many closeup photos about the bike Pogacar will ride tomorrow.
https://www.cyclingnews.com/bikes/pro-bikes/tadej-pogacar-has-thrown-the-kitchen-sink-at-his-bike-for-paris-roubaix-and-i-love-everything-about-it/
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>>154185039
Béarn
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>>154185207
this is how he wins.
mvdp stubborn starting on aeroad and 32s....
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>>154185318
He's on the new ENDURANCE though
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>>154185371
this does NOT look like an endurance bike
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>>154184997
>>154185054
>47474 days since danish Roubaix record was broken
i dont know but the number 47474 seems like lucky numbers Madsbros
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So the curse is broken? We need a version of pic related with the flags changed around.
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Lidl-Trek riding tomorrow a new tire system thats both a tubeless AND a normal oldschool inner tube
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>>154185472
curse in the pic is not broken yet
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>>154185472
uhhmm yes indeed sexass has just won the TDF
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>>154185504
Let's keep it respectful and call him by his real name, instead of disparaging nicknames, okay?
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I'm sorry berts I'm having a awful hangover.
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>>154185519
but your okay with us calling Pidcock for shitcock
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>>154185519
No I will not stop calling him sexyass (endearingly).
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>>154185538
Yeah because he wasn't sent by the lord to cleanse our sport.
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I prefer calling riders by their first name but Paul just doesn't have a good ring to it.
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>>154185577
>>154185585
Saint Paul would be a good one IF he wins the TDF
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>>154185595
Well we all know he already will be winning a tour within 3 years so why wait? Saint Paul will prevail.
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>>154185039
LE NORD
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I just wanna go to sleep already so I can wake up to Roubaix day.
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>>154185039
Normandy
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>>154185407
it's a little confusing to me as a canyon fan how the "endurace cfr" now seems to be their top model

the endurace was always like a more entry-level, relaxed geometry bike, whereas the aeroad and ultimate are beloved product names but now the endurace is becoming the new aeroad or something? it's confusing to me (though i havent really put in much research)
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>>154186573
>the endurace was always like a more entry-level, relaxed geometry bike
so it's cheaper and more comfortable than the other models? there's probably a bigger market for it
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>>154186573
Probably they will have an all-road model which takes the place you describe.
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>>154185039
the good part

ngl I'm diggin this frame (don't care about the rest), I'm a bit sick of drop seatstays
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JHmeOZm69Sg

TLDR poogacar crashed during recon, TWICE! A bit of foreshadowing hopefully. #TeamGrug
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>>154185207
This has got to be a joke. Potential for shit to build up in and around that non-existent clearance is far too high.
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>>154185039
Romandie
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think there are some riders in hotels right now too anxious to sleep :3
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>>154189666
And there are some sat on a chair in the corner watching Urskas... I mean their girlfriends getting railed by men of african origin.
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>>154189666
Not Mads, he has been fast asleep since 20:00.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stu1QHh4rco

I love him. He is so cool.
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https://www.instagram.com/reels/DXAGTwtmR5V/
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>>154190655
kathrynne_emily needs to chill
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>>154190655
I thought it was a cool video, good for this guy he must enjoy the sport. And then I realised it was just an ad for canyon.
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>>154190832
he's a shareholder in canyon bikes
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>>154191033
Grug two star for sure. They are really trying to drum up any kind of suspense.
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>classement climber skelly lad will win all the spring classics

we *have* to go back to when riders specialized in one thing, and one thing only.
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>>154191318
Only one Man dares to stand for tradition.
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>>154191088
How tacky. Only realised he's the basketball dude. What a disgusting cretinous world these little corporate slimes live in. Very fake little charades.
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Someone needs to make an algorithm that calculates total watts produced over the course of a ride and then it automatically calculates what it could power and for how long. Across multiple different things like a digger or an entire city in the case of Seixas. Like tomorrow, seeing MVDP could power a high end pc for 3hrs or a light bulb for 7 days etc. Cracking little gimmick, would make decent twatter content that.
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So in MVDP's winning Roubaix last year, he output approximately 4200kj, meaning he could make 42 cups of coffee(boil the kettle for 300ml of water 42 times off approximate time and wattage). Unless I've royally fucked the calculation. 300ml water boiled is a good reference point because it's around 100kj.
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>>154194943
>MVDP's power output from winning Roubaix was enough energy for ChatGPT to deliver one incorrect answer
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ZERO sleeps until Paris-Roubaix.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUDhvIXCtKk
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Paris-Roubaix Hauts-de-France (1.UWT)
Compiègne - Roubaix
258.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-roubaix/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/qld0SYzD#usN6lnPL5u45XOl3e_muY-eGDv6l6anSteOqAsTcX0M

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-roubaix/2026/result/live
https://racecenter.paris-roubaix.fr/yт/

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / RTBF / VRT / NOS / Rai / RTVE / EITB / SRG-SSR / DKTV2 / ARD
10:30 CET
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Paris-Roubaix Femmes Hauts-de-France (1.WWT)
Denain - Roubaix
143.1km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-roubaix-we/2026/startlist

Roadbook:
https://mega.nz/file/fg01BADJ#VFnWmn6pHwas2LFmQX_PR7EacZLqGZbe0rdsh8JGEOY

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-roubaix-we/2026/result/live

Streams:
https://cyclingtiz.live/
https://dlhd.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / France TV / RTBF / VRT / NOS / Rai / RTVE / EITB / SRG-SSR / DKTV2 / ARD
17:00 CET
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>>154185766
>I just wanna go to sleep already so I can wake up to Roubaix day.
you will wake up in hell
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>>154199389
>https://racecenter.paris-roubaix.fr/yт/
wrong link https://racecenter.paris-roubaix.fr/en/
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>>154188402
>TLDR poogacar crashed during recon, TWICE!
is grug's cyclocross really gonna cost Dopacar the fifth monument?
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>>154190655
behold, niggers finally starting to culturally appropriate cycling as well
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oh no
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>>154199508
Soon UAE will be just Pogacar and Arabs from the devo dev.
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/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2026 GC
after
ITZULIA-BASQUE COUNTRY
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It's happening
I am awake and P-R is about to start
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So paree-roobay is today
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>>154190655
The implicit disrespect to the only baller in the peloton
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How the hell did Hincapie's team get an invite to this race?
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>>154199508
Kinda convinced that Pidcvck will win both Flèche and Amstel.
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>>154199772
SEIXAS will win Flèche
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>>154199508
does UAE have enough riders left to field a team? their injury list is very long. yes I'm looking at you Jay Vine.
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>>154199891
UAE are dropping like flies. Dremy with the inside scoop
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>Mathias Vacek will have to take good care of Mads Pedersen during today's race, and he senses a very fired up Dane.

>- I know Mads and how strong he is physically and mentally. We really think he will be there to drive for the win. We will do everything possible to put him in a good position and that he will have the energy to be there with the best. We want to do our best, and we go all in,
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>>154199905
interresting interview with Mads on TV where he says outright he will be a wheelsucker today, taking a page out of the Jonas strategy book of ACTUALLY using your brain and not giving a shit about what others think about you
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Wout bros i have a good feeling about today
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>>154199393
Is our Girl injured?
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Going to be around Mons-en-Pévèle lads
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>>154199971
based
do you have a sign?
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>>154199902
>discontinued
wasn't aware he was in serial production
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>>154199979
No, I'm not really /cyc/-pilled unlike my family, I go because it closes and relatives go. Dadberg did races when he was young in, idk, semi-pro? Gramp did Paris-roubaix at nearly 70yo
I'm more of a hiker
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>>154200014
fair enough
enjoy it
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>>154200014
>I'm more of a hiker
ngmi
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>>154199968
just dodging that race
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Who will be collected today?
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we live in France
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>>154200143
low effort, but someone from ineos

puberty man as well
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Pog has the white bibs
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depart fictif
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>>154200143
pogi
mashallah
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>>154200217
she sits on the podium
>>154200224
pog will reach the finish in brown bibs then
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Why is "Modern Adventure Pro Cycling" doing Roubaix?
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>>154200241
we already discussed it. it's to spite tietema.
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>>154200241
Hincapie connection
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>>154200241
>>154200250
and Hincapie is actually at the start
shadowban lifted and forgiven by UCI afterall
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>>154200241
Paris roubaix is easy to sell to american, just because hell of the north is a great nickname. Also ASO respects george's love for roubaix
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>>154200250
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Peru - Roubaix?
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>>154200270
Compiègne - Roubaix
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>>154200264
I think only Lance and Bruyneel are banned for life
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Juan! long time no see
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>>154200277
your countryman cant speak evidently
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>>154200290
>Vermeersch
>Morgado
lol?
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>>154200290
Lol full UAE podium
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depart status: retardé
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Which teams will fuck up by helping Grug/Pog today?
My guess is the Norwegians
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>depart retardé
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>freestyle rapping
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>>154200328
ahem: FUCK BAS TIETEMA
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shizo broadcast
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I'm watching paris roubaix today
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30 Mathieu Van Der Poel
24 Tadej Pogačar
19 Per Strand Hagenes
17 Alec Segaert
16 Axel Huens
16 Tim Van Dijke
12 Florian Vermeersch
12 Stan Dewulf
8 Daan Hoole
8 Wout Van Aert
8 Filippo Ganna
7 Mads Pedersen
6 Frits Biesterbos
4 Aimé De Gendt
3 Laurence Pithie
2 Rui Oliveira
2 Christophe Laporte
2 Pietro Mattio
2 Niklas Larsen
2 Joshua Tarling
2 Gianni Vermeersch
1 Silvan Dillier
1 DYLAN VANDENSTORME
1 Tomáš Kopecký
1 Anthony Turgis
1 Thibaud Gruel
1 Sandy Dujardin
1 Bastien Tronchon
1 Alexis Renard
1 Michiel Lambrecht
1 Edward Planckaert
1 John Degenkolb
1 Robert Donaldson
1 Matej Mohorič
1 Žak Eržen
1 Marco Haller
1 Jasper Philipsen
1 PAUL PENHOËT
1 Stefan Bissegger
1 Mick Van Dijke
1 Jonas Rickaert
1 Johan Jacobs
1 Kamil Małecki
1 Toon Aerts
1 Sean Christian
1 Jonathan Milan
1 Colby Simmons
1 Arnaud De Lie
1 Riley Sheehan
1 Tom Van Asbroeck
1 Dylan Van Baarle
1 Lewis Askey
1 Fred Wright

>6=

3 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Per Strand Hagenes Alec Segaert Axel Huens Tim Van Dijke
>Amigos do Pedal
>MVDF
>ReversePedalers


2 Mathieu Van Der Poel Tadej Pogačar Per Strand Hagenes Axel Huens Tim Van Dijke Daan Hoole
>Blood passport Inspector
>Diesel e Vinho Verde
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dubs and Wout wins
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Just opened my first beer for the day. Got to get some carbs in before the cobbles.
Happy Paris-Roubaix day /cyc/!
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>"Wout on my wheel"
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>>154200551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLjzUhAt0XM
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>>154200549
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>>154200560
thanks
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No Pidcock today? Is q36,5 not in?!?
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>>154200328
when i say cobble, you say stone. cobble
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i wonder how much money lebron got for that
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>>154200610
nothing, he is a co-owner of canyon
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>>154200414
Based pithie believers
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behold, king nigger has spoken
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Pogacar dropped already what a bum
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>>154200414
>1 Dylan Van Baarle
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dubs and mymy will throw a stroopwafel juice box that leads to a season ending crash for van aert
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>>154200676
Unfortunately for you, VAN AERT will pick up a new bookend today with a magisterial 3rd place
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lifelong tom boonen fan here
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They should do all the sectors twice instead of starting in Paris
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>Dillier on the front
Some things never change
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>>154200701
based
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time to get snacks before they hit le cobbles
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This is so over for Pog
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Don't sleep on Arnaud de Lie today that's all I'm gonna say
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For me, it's Tim Merlier
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>>154200750
overrated shitter
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>>154200793
>Splits
>Gets help from the cars
DQ right now
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>>154200710
remember when he finished second in roubaix from a long breakaway only losing the sprint against sagan
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hypothetically, if one wanted to do a heist on Pogacar's watch (in minecraft) how would one go about it?
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>>154200812
Ask Girmay to do it
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>>154200812
why would you do that? they're hideous
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>>154200810
I do. I remember Sagan having to tighten up his handlebars during that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfqbQdsN9-A
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>>154200822
>why
to annoy him and so I can buy a house
>>154200820
>Ask Girmay to do it
based
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That peloton is pack like sardines. Zero space in there.
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Still grupo compacto and we're only 15km from the first cobbles
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>>154200812
just assault him, knock him the fuck out
pro cyclists are small skeleton manlets
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>Tubeless with an inner tube
What did they mean by this?
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>>154200893
Advantages of tubes but with lower pressure
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kinda wild that there is no breakaway at all
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>>154200893
they've a 23mm inner tube in there pumped up to 60psi or something like that

schwalbe tried to make a commercial version of the idea for MTBs before:

https://www.schwalbetires.com/blog/news/innovation/procore/

no idea how they're managing the two valves needed though
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>>154200917
Didn't they let a break go last year and then caught it before the first cobbles? I think not much has changed.
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I need entertainment for the remaining 5km until cobbles, some crash please
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here we go
carnage and chaos
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Great start from DSM
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Is pogi stuffing his arm warmers down his chest a bit of a grey area?
A few years ago there was the whole trend of stuffing stuff down the chests of riders for aero gain, and the UCI rules state that "any non-essential element or device" may not "modify the morphology of the rider".
Pog doing this might be against this, but probably very minor
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Bros, does anyone have a Carton Kirby stream? The German commentary is making me fall asleep. Please send help.
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>>154200964
tklqx0r8fh0
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Modern adventure pack filler nowhere to be seen, shame really
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puncture de mads fads
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Race over for pedersen
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that backwheel did not look flat at all
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Double tube gimmick status? Fuck trek.
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>>154200960
that seems like the kind of rule that's only relevant in individual time trials (where any small aero advantage has a huge impact), in road racing i dont think it's that important because races are rarely won on marginal aero gains
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>fads
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Pog is going to have exactly zero mechanicals
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So tubeless tube didn't help his fat ass
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>>154201005
35mm front cruising on a aero Frame. What is this even
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>>154201002
>>154201007
what if he kept riding there untill he got a bike change only because of the new system
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it's such a mechanic diff in this race

impressive how 70% of mechanicals are from the same 5 or 6 teams
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When will Roglic attack?
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>>154201025
kek
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>Invite American team
>They dont make a break
Just nuke that god forsaken place already
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>assgreen
danebros this race is cursed
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Karl whining about racism
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>>154201025
Match Pedersen
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>>154201063
huh
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White european slaves were used to make these cobbled paths. Italy must pay us euros reparations. It's unfair.
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>Wout
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Crevaison wout van aert!
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Van Shart
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>Wout
watch Pogi and Grug not have a SINGLE mechanique
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>>154201058
Perfect terrain for Mikkel Mountain
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What a mess
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>>154201063
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wout will come back
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>>154201003
Could still be relevant with the current style of long solo attacks that pogi loves.
But it’s a tiny thing so he might not really be aware of it
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one UAE had a mechanical
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>UAE riding hard when Wout has a mechanique
lol
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DSQ those who ride on the dirt and not the cobbles
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>>154201107
my hero
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lmao wout kwabmeister
and pogacar looks like he's riding on tractor wheels
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>>154201092
many such cases
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>de mong lie
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looks like de lie has a mechanical too
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ynr de lie
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What's with all the flats? Some sour boomer throwing broken glass on the road?
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Did Morgado just eat a pothole?
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>>154201089
brexit means brexit
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When is Pog chute le fatale?
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>>154201150
Probably these retarded teams using either shit sealant or having too little sealant to save a few grams.
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todays winner will be the first winner of paris roubaix - hauts de france
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>>154201169
With the tractor tyre meta he's not going down (unless a certain French Bert acts as the hand of God)
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>>154201185
they will drop it few years down the line and no one will even remember that name change
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flat Lukash Kubish
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insane amount of punctures
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>>154201162
Okay that's fair, we can have separate reparations for the epic roads, aqueducts and towns they built for us.
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Absolutely insane to me that UAE seem to be the first team in the peloton to try genuinely wide tyres. How fucking daft are most of these teams?
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Segeart and both Van Dijke brothers in grupetto 2.
Many veloteams already crumbling
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maybe the uci should make everyone ride CANYON bikes so we wouldn't have all these mechanicals
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>>154201216
they will probably come back
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Not a single modern adventure in G1
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>have to listen to Karl all day
fuck this
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the race is 15 minutes ahead of the record at the current point in the race
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ganna back of the peloton
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>>154201230
Treat yourself to some Adam Blythe and Robbie McEwan
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Is UAE seriously going to keep this pace for 150 km?
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>Femmes coverage at 17h
Why are French so sexist?
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>>154201208
I don't know about pro cycling specifically but based on my experience of pro sports in general it's one of the most nepotism infested fields in the world. More than half of the coaches, mechanics, etc. are where they are only because either their relatives were competing or in some other role and that's why they got in.
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terrible positioning by pippo and wout
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>>154201246
Its only fair since there is no juniors coverage either
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Pog's mother?
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Atleast no real crashes yet
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flat tyre Per Strand
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crevaison per strand hagenes
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>>154201246
No rules prohibit them from riding in the mens race
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>>154201264
Psycho bitch created the devil spawn
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can you complain about the ad frequency on a free stream
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a crevaison in the front now and you are fucked
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>>154201264
The french teacher yes
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Tibor with back pain
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>>154201282
wait what
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ARD broadcasting P-R, nice
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>>154201288
Find TNT stream. To my surprise there are no ads. TNT is always horrific with ads.
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>>154201307
Im not sure if it's true but in many sports there's no rules about women competing with men. Only the other way around.
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team uae are really drilling it, maybe they think there's a breakaway up front
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Why would pippy sit so far back? Ineos' only hope and he's sat at the back for seemingly no reason.
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>>154201191
I rode a 35 in the rear for a little while and I really loved it. Extremely comfy on gravely sections. Feels safer in corners too
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>>154201307
yes, same as in darts. They are just not good enough. There is one female pro that sometimes plays world tour darts
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With this pace I am scared for going on a short ride and miss the 80km attack from Pogacar
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>>154201325
no pog is gonna attack 100km out it's the only way he can beat grug
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>>154201331
You can tell she's one of the lads. Good for her.
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chute
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chute
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INEOS chute again
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Nice work from Turdling and Turder.
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>>154201343
Magnus sheffield would have chuted better
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>>154201307
its like that in most sports. thats why there is one *Event* and one **Womens*Event**
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Did the annual linen shirt discussion take place on this board already? Its almost linen season. Ive been looking at some Etsy sellers as an alternative to branded clothes, which in my experience don't always have great linen quality or blend it with cotton a lot. Anyone have experience with Etsy?
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>>154201323
>>154201331
Interesting i didn't know, its a bit ridiculous
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>>154201355
He wouldn't choose such a cushioned place
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POGI FUCKED
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>>154201307
>>154201323
We've had a couple women playing in our 2nd/3rd tier hockey leagues.
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Pog puncture
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>>154201357
Imagine if women suddenly got really good at sports, edged out all the men and then had their own race as a development race
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crevaison world champion
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>>154201359
so you'd rather gamble on some sketchy etsy seller than simply check in the store what the composition is?
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YESYESYESYESYESYES
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flat Pog
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Pogacar deaad let's goooo
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BACKWARD ATTACK DE POGACAR
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Time to hammer the front!
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DONE
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Lmao
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aahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahhahahhahahah fuck you fucking scummmmmm
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first chutes of the race
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Kek pogi on neutral bike
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Shimano sponsoring Grug and now this...

Smells fishy
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ATTACK HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW. LMAO SHIMANO SHITTER BIKE, IT'S FUCKING OVER.
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SHIMANO POGACAR


lol. retarded skoda car ruining the race
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POGI ON A SHIMANO BIKE
HISTORY
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SHIMANO CAR TIME
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>>154201344
>>154201347
So, it happened again. We can blame British Cycling, we can blame substandard tramadol...
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Shimano neutral service star hour
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VISMA
TREK
ALPECIN
HAMMER THE FRONT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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kek god I love PR
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Pull you fucking morons
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>yfw he wins PR on a neutral bike
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kino tbqh. Shimano stonks to the moon
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Enjoy this lads. One of the rare opportunities where something bad actually happens to the slavic vampire.
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SHIMANO STOCKS TO THE MOON
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PARTY POG IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>
this is pure ciclismo in my veins
POGIMERDA
UAECULO
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continental stock just crashed
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Congrats Grug with the win
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With the amount of money UAE has, you would think they would put one or two people with a spare bike on every cobbled sector
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LMAO POG PANIC
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onto the doped bike

all part of the script
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>>154201379
>sketchy Etsy seller
Many reputable tailor and artisinal boutiques are also on Etsy. You can get high quality, made to measure clothing there. Its just a question of.where they source the material, but even that can be well accounted for if you do your research before hand.
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They're hardly pushing, what absolute faggots
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He looks suspiciously slow on that neutral bike
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Shimano car is Pog bff
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are shimano bikes that much worse than team bikes that they are so eager to get off them
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I think Alpecin's team is too shit these days to properly punish this
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>>154201435
That is against the rules
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>>154201442
bike looks too big for him
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GOD LET G2 SYNDROME HIT THE GROUP HE IS IN
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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hahah pog fucked
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>>154201452
that only happens when there's small group at the front
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>>154201444
It's presumably the fit + sensors more than anything else
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who came up with this race? this is not uci worthy
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UAE car assfucking the pedaltroons
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he's back on his own bike
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Holy motopacing
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>Block the Road
>Block the supply zone
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>Free shimano bike for a spectator
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>>154201444
impossible to get fit right
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aura loss for pogi chimping out at the moto
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crazy no uae dropped back to give him a bike, would have been so easy
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So let's make it clear, if poogacar wins then he wins by an additional minute making it even more damming evidence of dope
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Vermeersch doesn't want to help Pogacar lmao
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>>154201476
they're all much bigger than him
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Wout is waiting for Pog respect
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>>154201476
they're all too tall
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ultra rare pogi chimpout feeling like a normal mortal on a bike
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Why didn't they wait earlier?
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>>154201440
>>154201379
Fyi:
https://hitherandthither.net/the-best-sources-for-linen-on-etsy/
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OH NO NO NO NO
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>>154201487
He doesnt even look stressed
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>>154201480
He shouldn't help in this situation. He should just wheelsuck in G1 until Pogi gets back.
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now imagine this scenario with evenepoel instead of pogacar
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>>154201513
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Grug + Wout + Mads + Ganna solo off arenberg?
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So it was motordoping afterall??
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>>154201469
kek
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So now we need VdP chute le fatale and Wout wins it easily let's gooooo
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welcome to the douches
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>>154201529
based Wout believer
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>>154201521
Excellent mobility
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why is alpecin and Visma being so fucking gay here letting him come back
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>>154201529
Brennan drops him
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>>154201521
my little soccer star
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>>154201523
>thinking all three of Mads, Wout and Ganna will escape Arenberg without mechanicals or punctures
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>>154201521
He scored against shitaly when he was 15
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>>154201521
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>>154201546
I'll take that deal, 80% chance of one fatality. Good deal that.
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So he puncture, the shimano car block the race to save him, then his car goes through the peloton not giving a fuck to give him back his bike, and now everyone wait him.

This sport is rigged
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>>154201546
yeah, it's more likely that they all have a mechanical or a chute in there than all of them making it through without issues.
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>>154201539
? Alpecin is full sending it
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>>154201523
>w*ut
HAGAHAHAH
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>>154201521
>tfw someone wastes fresh drinking water
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Who is winning?
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>>154201562
"full sending it"
one guy is pulling and no one else
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>>154201539
They are trying they are just slow lol
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>>154201569
Tete as always
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I'm in position
Great mood all around
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>>154201569
Degenkolb
>>
Reminder that if they let poogacar come back then it comes with not only your biggest opponent but also a massive group.
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>>154201569
Tom Boonen
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>>154201563
>W*ut van Shart solo
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MDVP is due for a mechanical. He has won 3 times this race because his rival has an issue. He is fraud.
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>>154201576
Arenberg?
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They are stuck around 20 seconds
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>>154201586
>W*ut van Shart with a group vs a 19yo american twink
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TIME IS EXTENDING BJERTS
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>>154201562
>full sending it
>Gr. Pogi has closed the gap from 50 to 20 seconds in a couple minutes
lol, lmao even
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yep pogi is done
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it’s over for pogakwab
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GRUG ATTACK
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>>154201602
>>154201586
need I provide more evidance that w*ut is retardet gay and washed
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>>154201551
>>
>>154201572
>>154201611
MPOLOGIIIIIZE
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Grug with massive motor assistant too. FUCK POOGACAR
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Wout killed florian
>>
>Pog
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i wonder if van der poel could beat pogacar in paris-roubaix without chutes or mechanicals
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please god give him another flat
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>>154201627
FUCK W*UT
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>De Lie
>>
Whats the consensus on attacking your rivals when they have a mechanical during one day races?
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Why don’t they cycle through an actual ww1 trench
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>Van Shart
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>>154201648
sure, why not, winning after 2 flats will make it even more impressive
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Wout you fucking retard stop pulling
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they're evenepoeling him
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>>154201657
based when it benefits my runners
cringe when it hurts my runners
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>Nobody to ride in front
He is coming back before Arenberg
>>
lmao, idiots
>>
Why alpecin is not pulling retarde le totale
>>
he's almost back
>>
hilarious watching all the dropped guys just waiting for the train to pass
>>
He will instantly attack at Arenberg's start
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Nice work retards
>>
pogachamp
>>
lmao at these retards at tete
>>
cucks
>>
>ineos tactics
>>
RagePog
>>
This shit is disgusting
>>
>tete de kwab
>>
POGAGOD
>>
he burned some matches still
>>
Give them a UCI peace prize award
>>
this is the tour de france winner
>>
Vermeersch the Goat Teammate
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why doesn't everyone just pedal harder instead of letting pog come back
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>>154201718
gay sport
>pogwinslol
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>>154201732
Because there weren't domestiques in tete
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>>154201732
>just push the pedals bro it's that easy
>>
Fear the adrenaline boost
>>
letting Pogi come back here has got to be the most retarded thing ever
>>
get ready for wout kwab
>>
Poogacar far back
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>letting Pog back before Arenberg
an act of absolute folly
>>
Wout massive attack right now will happen
>>
CAM ON WOUT
>>
olalala van aert.
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>>154201734
Anybody but MVDP for me
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Those cobbles are nasty
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chute fatale
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GRUG FUCKED
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Arenberg took many sacrifices so far
>>
GRUG CREVAISON
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Van der poel lachee. van aert on the rise
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It's over
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Grug over
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noooo
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GRUG MECHANIQUE ARENSBERG
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OH NONONONONO
>>
lmao what the fuck
>>
KWAB
KWAB
KWAB
>>
KWAB
>>
MVDP ON TINY BIKE LMAO
>>
WOUT BROS WE GOT THIS
>>
THE ULTRA RARE POGI VS WOUT
>>
BEST RACE EVER
>>
méchanical fatale
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Grug only wants the Endurace CFR
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It's all coming up Wout
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I like it when NSN runners crash.
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he doesnt want the endurance kek
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HOLY SHIT
>>
noooooooooooo
>>
A U R A W A L K I N G
>>
catastrophique
>>
He’ll still winn
>>
grug nooooo
>>
Let's be real right now, Wout could still win.
>>
Tibor best teammate
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>+1:30
oooooooooooooooooooooooofffffffff
>>
Friendship with Rappe Jappe ended
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>Philipsen jogging arounded
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easy win van aert bros
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Surely they'll wait for him to come back
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>(((berg)))
>>
FADS BROS!!!
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He's won from others misfortunes 2 times already. Turnabout is, as they say, fair play.

Still, would be nice if he made it back
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well, easy pickings for pog now
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>Dont want the other bike
Time to do a Fabian Cancellara
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this is so fucking over
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it's over...
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Mads and Woutbros
its time to start dreaming
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damn grug instant karma for not waiting for pog
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respect to our guy jasper philipsen giving his bike up immediately even though he's a major contender but unfortunately it's all moot
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WOUT BROS WE NEED CHUTE LE FATALE FOR POG AGAIN
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Arenberg kino
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woutbros, is it time?
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elite group
>>
will pog feel the pressure
>>
>grug
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
In a bar here with Roger he just ordered a tournee generale
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Great shit
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>>154201837
if only he wasn't such a manlet
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Where Ganna?
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>>154201840
>Bissegger
I thought he retired. Haven't seen him in years.
>>
Stuyven
>>
this has got to be THE UNLUCKIEST i have ever seen grug
someone who almost never chutes or gets crevisions
>>
Mathieu canyon made a special bike just for you with 35 mm tyre clearence and u used the old aeroad... u wanted that extra watt..
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Script flipped entirely on its head. Except for wout. He's fresh and unbothered.
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>>154201840
Ez Bissegger win
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benny hill theme on the alpecin debacle please
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>>154201859
instant karma for that attack
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>>154201657
it's fun because the peloton remembers and it means you have lots vendettas in the peloton and you always get it back some day
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>>154201850
Kek I imagine he was smiling when Matje punctured
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I have seen enough
Bissegger wins
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Arenberg is just different
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might as well watch something else now, pogi wins lol
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Two punctures on Arenberg for MVDP. Me thinks a mechanic needs sacking.
>>
Time to sell those canyon stocks
>>
Laporte breaking the French curse in the biggest race!
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>>154201872
:D
if you only knew
>>
Wout wins
>>
Laporte is the chosen one
>>
wout win after pogi mechanical
>>
Wout will find a way to fuck this up
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>>154201879
grug must have had ALOT of bad karma in the bank
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Pog going to show why he is the greatest of all time.
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Last tdf25 stage flashbacks for Pog
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>>154201840
Stuyven winning would be pure soul.
>>
praying for Wout or Mads win
>>
Sheit I was hyped. Less go Lapuerta Wout Match.
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now then who is the visma leader in this group
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we can NOT allow wout to win
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Ganna will cuck Wout again
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Laporte and Wout needs to roll attack on Pogi on the normal road surface
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>>154201913
Literally anyone in that group bar the antichrist would be soul
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when you hate wout so much, you find new strength to keep on
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>>154201924
no worries he'll find a way to fuck it up
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>>154201729
always worth reflecting on how fucked this is
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Wout bros im feeling glorious sprint win against Pog
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pogacar very isolated because olivieria had an early flat and then he had to burn up his guys to come back and then i think florian vermeersch chuted in the arenberg forest, i dont think there's a single uae guy in the first 3 groups
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>>154201924
He only wins here if everyone else has a mechanical/ chutes
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>pedersen was using prototype pedals
KWAB GRUG
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>>154201937
GREAT stride
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>>154201935
There can be no other way. It simply must happen.
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based politt pulling van der poel
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>>154201930
>>154201924
>>154201927
Gooner will save all W*ut haters. Death to all belgians
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>>154201943
*philipsen
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based Ganna closing
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>>154201832
nah, if they hadn't waited for Pog he could've gotten a spare tire and be back in the Pog group. After the bike change he'd be slightly behind Pog group. Now he's fucked because Pog got back before Arenberg and the gap is huge.
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Vingegaard should try Rouxbaix
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they're letting grug come back
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Mad Peniston
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Matje can catch them. In another race he would have not chance but Roubaix gives him a chance.

Ganna riding on pure hate.
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>>154201840
Is it time? Yes, if by that you mean sprinting for 2nd place.
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time to pull up those "wout van aert sprint from a reduced group" statistics again
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grande victory at espoirs
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>>154201937
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Pipo looks old
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if this group holds pithie wins this
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ganna velodrome specialist !
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>>154201930
Bro is rage fueled
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Mads using his brain today ULTRA RARE
skipping turns, no attacking like a retard, using as little energy as possible
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tourist here: what‘s the beef between ganna and wout?
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>>154201937
skill issue. i've ridden on clipless pedals with regular shoes, you can still just push the pedals
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Ganna sisters hahaha
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Ganna ded
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Pog pulling !!!!
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fuck
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>>154201986
NOT SO FAST
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GANA CREVISION
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lmao, ganna
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NOOOO GANNAA
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>>154202001
Norf vs south beef
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Ganna crevaison
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>>154201986
KWAB
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ganna's group should let themselves fall back to grug's group
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anyway, what's Vermeersch's deal? he didn't pull for Pog during chase and he still nowhere to be seen
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NO NO NO NO
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Imagine the weight if Pog wasn't there
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>>154201986
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Bring back Road World Cup kino
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>>154202029
i think our commentators said he chuted
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>>154202001
look up summary of dwarf doors
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>>154202017
Zesty
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don't look now but vdp ate back 30 seconds aleady
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>>154202029
did you see him limping in the forest
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>>154202029
Didn't he have a crash or mechanical?
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>>154202044
that was him?
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pogi backwheel puncture?
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POGI THE GOAT
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>>154202037
VGH those Mapei kits.
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Stefan Bissegger, mark my words
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>>154202044
that was him? fuck
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>>154202048
looks low to me
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>>154202034
Reminder Mads and Mørkøv got kwabbed at the 2024 100 km madison by Aaron Gate and a certain danish conti rider
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>>154202047
>>154202059
yes I believe so
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grug slow comeback
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grug burning the entire match box here
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>>154202059
Who else? Everyone else was drained in the first half
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why the fuck Pog is even pulling. he's like the weakest sprinter in this group
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>>154202067
>>154202069
even if he came back (he wont) he would be dead
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Isn't it a pithy isn't it a shame
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>>154202072
He's doing it for Wout
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a pity
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We concluded that Politt has the biggest schlong in the peloton but I think he also has the strongest teeth
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>>154201593
Mons en Pévèle
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The dynamic duo could realistically win their first cobbled monument today
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>>154202072
he should wait for mons and drop the hammer there
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>>154202072
riders ride simple as may the best man win
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>>154202088
>We concluded that Politt has the biggest schlong in the peloton
that's Gaviria
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Stuyven skipping turns, same with wout. Poogacar going to make an angry attack soon.
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>>154202062
Not likely that they can keep it up long enough for a new record
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kek Mads and Wout making sure Pogi does as much work as possible
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grug losing time now
its ogre
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>>154202105
Wtf
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>>154202071
i believe the nsn guy hand on his knee was boivin
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>>154202065
Kazakh warlord Aaron Gate
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Mads and Wout will never get a bigger chance than this to win Roubaix ever again
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if wout doesn't win it's all laporte's fault
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Grug should shit up, chill, socialise with the riders. Make a nice day of it. No point wasting energy for 8th.
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>>154202118
>blame the french
how very belgien
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go pogi
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>>154202122
loser mindset
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>cyc is suddenly full of w*ut believers
is this a new meme
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flat Milan
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van der poel has actually had a nice 2-minute rest when everyone else has been going all out the whole race so i still see him coming back potentially
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I'll just address the elephant in the room. Poogacars effort was very minimal compared to his ability. The riders should have made it hard but theyre terminal losers. That why arab med scum can dominate this sport. It's full of faggots.
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>>154202134
its different now that grug isnt there to cuck him
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>>154202118
wout should give laporte the win as thanks for being a good helper
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Why the fuck is Bora sacrificing Pithie? He was 7 th a couple of years back
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hahahaha
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CREVISION TADEJ POGACAR
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it's Pogover
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kek
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Motor bike for pog. Its over
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Wow, that's a lot of bike changes huh....
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>>154202137
he hasn't been gaining recently
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POGISISTERS?????
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Crevaison pogacar! Wout has basically won this race
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KWABBBBB
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>pogi again
guys... I do not want to hope
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wtf is going on today. it's excessive even for P-R
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Wout needs to send Laporte to the front now and ride fucking HARD
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If the leaders still wait I'm watching football instead
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>>154202165
He's out
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woutbro's....
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>>154202166
Its his main bike.
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>>154202179
KEK
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Crevaison Van Aert
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lmao
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WOUTBROS NOT LIKE THIS WTF
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tourist here

surely Wout has this right? With Pogi riding solo and the bike change.
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FUCKING WOUT RETART
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>>154202131
You suck men off in saunas bud
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kwabbiest roubaix ever?
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>>154202192
no he just got a flat
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Wout bros...
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OH NO!
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>Pogi and Wout gone
>Mads attacking
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
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ITS TIME FOR MADS MADS MADS
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>all the guys that usually win by minutes having to close a bunch of gaps solo
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whomst threw all the glass today
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Frome tier bike changes from poog today
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laporte can now just wheelsuck until wout is back lmao
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Where is Wouts moto pacing?
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never seen so many fucking puncture in a roubaix ever
what the fuck are producers doing man
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man, paris-roubaix is a really hard race, eh?
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tuft out
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>luckpuncture
Nice sport you got there
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grande casino
as old man Roglic would say
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Bissegger-Bros it's happening
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Stuyven under the radar...Now that would be a good winner, proper rider, bit of an old school (pre-mutant era) winner.
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No race compares to PR. Best race of the hear. Imagine if it was raining
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Pog back
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Rouxbaix is kinda overrated
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I think every single UAE rider had mechanical, Colnago sucks on cobbles
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slurp time
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if stuyven wins he will have more monuments than van aert
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>>154202235
Stuyven vs Mads on the velodrome would be kinda fun
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Grug bridged Ganna's group
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27 seconds it's over ffs
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why did mads simply not let them catch up
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grug dopage live
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>>154202236
Given how things have been, everyone would be on at least their 4th bike by now with 2021 conditions
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Orchies coming
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How come Pog just easily closes gaps by himself and everyone else just slides backwards
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grugesque
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>>154202231
Yes, he will avenge Silvan Dillier
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>>154202255
He just pedals harder
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>>154202255
dopage
simple as
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conspiring
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Funny how they all slow down for poogacar, literally every time, and whenever it's someone else they go full gas.
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grug and ganna talking
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>>154202255
Submissive cucks waiting
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>>154202255
his car was already for the change. wout had to wait
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1 (ONE) more flat for Pogi and everything and everyone is possible agai
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>>154202255
the power of dreams
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>>154202255
He's just being himself
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Grug and Ganna having a chat
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>>154202256
Pas normal
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>listen ganna, wout is just ahead
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The FUCK W*ut alliance
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Is that Meus the winner of the great Copenhagen Sprint?
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Grug and Ganna. Ultimate anime team up for one last dance. We can’t do it alone brother….. but we could do it together…..
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>>154202242
Former teammates, again both non-mutants, maybe their only chance, would be tough to watch one of them lose that.

>>154202238
Bro get some air and have a snack you're posting extra special today.
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>>154202280
kek
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>>154202265
>what should we do to wout when we catch him
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>>154202280
Well i guess Wout needs them now to catch Pog
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gulping ketones
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pogi fears wout coming back
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>>154202292
That was 7 days old baby liver material
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Pogi just keeps attacking and attacking and attacking and attacking and attacking and attacking
infinite matches
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>"Wout, man, he's out there"
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fraud cobbles avoider
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>>154202292
Grug doesn't simply gulp. It feeds.
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>>154202307
just riding tempo
don't think he's put one proper attack in yet
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Barely pulling with that demented vampire, G1 is based.
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G1 kinda slurping
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>>154201359
Just paypigged for some Portugese Flannel linen shirts, will report back.
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got mega delayed only home now
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>>154202332
no one wants to help Pogi here
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>>154202308
>>154202280
>>154202279
>>154202275
>>154202268
>>154202265
>>154202283
Yes we fucking saw it on the screen already.
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pain
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Tbh I think Wout is probably the strongest or 2nd strongest here, just like he has been for years. I really think there isn't a better rouleur in the world, especially the longer and harder the race goes.

This is the only race I'll be a bit sad if he never wins because he has shown multiple exceptional performance and has been cucked every single time by misfortune.
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W*ut is back.
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LET'S GO WOUT BRO'S
WE ARE SO BACK
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woutbros we are feasting
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>>154202347
It's Woutover
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woutbros we are so fucking back
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Woutbros we are so fucking back
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Gruggy going to catch at this rate
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>>154202279
>>listen ganna, wout is just ahead
lmao
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LOOK WHOS BACK
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>>154202355
he's a rouleur who can climb and sprint. his only weakness is winning
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MVDP comeback inc!!!!
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grug might come back
but he needs to do it before Mons
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cam on Ganna, catch
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>>154202366
>>154202367
Snap
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>>154202308
w*ot could be anywhere he thought
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>pogi looking back
it‘s over
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I've seen enough, this will be another easy Bora Victory
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i still believe in gr. van der poel/ganna
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>>154202399
even if he comes back grug has spend an insane amount of energy here
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Grugsisters, it's happening
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GRUGSMASH
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incroyable Grug
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grug on an absolute tear
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Grug and Remco are the guardian angels of cyclismo
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>>154202409
so he'll just have to win by 7 seconds instead of 2 minutes
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Habbening!!!
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pogi bros....slow and steady...
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Ciclismo
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The big attacks are coming soon.
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>>154202355
Thx portobro
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Realistically Laporte needs to attack. Poogacar isn't working. MVDP coming back. Wout hasn't got the high end power for late attacks from poogacar. It's now if he wants to win imo. He's getting rolled by Mads in a sprint too.
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>>154202437
>pogibros
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luv ganna simple as
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5star sector coming
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>>154202446
Laporte's best bet is sprint
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Humiliating if Mads doesn't win or even podium with the matches everyone else has spent
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G1 riding like Pogi is Sagan for once
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laporte sitting on, riding for a 7th place, allowing vdp to come back instead of working for wout
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>>154202454
imagine grug punctures again
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>MVDP coming back on Ganna’s back
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Big mistake not waiting for Grug. He’s farming so much free aura right now
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i hate pogacar so much
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>Holm saying Wout should ride for Laporte now
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Segaert got insane position on a bike
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LET'S GO WOUT
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Wout wout wout
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attaque van aert!
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attack Wout
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Allez Wout
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WOUTTAQUE
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G2 is very close
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sneaky wout
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KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
KINO
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Terrible tactic. Why attack with wout. Do a softener. Laporte won't stick with this pace. He's dispensible.
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Thermonuclear Pog !!!!!
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olalala wout van aert
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Mads bros...
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DIE WOUT DIE DIE DIE
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>Madsbros
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Wout is scared of Grug and Pipo
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Soulbros, not like this....
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mads is somehow the dead one lol
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Wout does look mighty strong.
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wout is actually winning paris-roubaix
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>Fads
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Pog is in pain no?
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fads is so passed it
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>>154202523
Yeah still traumatized by ganna stealing 2 wout victoires
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Woutbros we got this
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>>154202534
lol no
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>Mads ded after doing NOTHING all day
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will be interesting to see how wout will fuck this up
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Wout will crack at 35 to go
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wew almost chuted
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this is crazy
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grug giving up?
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WOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUTWOUT
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Lmao pog cant roule for shit
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>>154202543
>>154202544
Fuck you both
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its van der poelver
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why is wout doing this?? pogi is solo!
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MAD RACING
>>
Despite everything Roubaix is still kino
>>
waar mads
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hahah 6th time puncture for ganna
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Wout bros i feel so good about this
>>
24s? More like 7 lmao
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Crevaison ganna
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>>154202557
Not by the way he's cornering
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not again
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kwab
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>>154202564
im still rooting for him
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WHAT IS GOING ON?????
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>Ineos equipment in Roubaix
every fucking time
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dejavu!
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thats ganna hurt!!!
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>>154202581
Yup aggressive af
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crevaison mini chute ganna
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Wout redemption arc kino af lmao
>>
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illigel maneuver
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>>154202586
NEVER doubt Wout, he's the antivenom. He needs our morale support.
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Grug can't close that gap
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>AAAH I MUST PUNCTURE
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de winnaar zal het niet gestolen hebben michel
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PLEASE wout do not choke this
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>>154202603
>Wout van Mario Kart
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what a kino race
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>>154202590
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Grug can close that gap
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>>154202614
lol
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>140lbs rider that looks like a skinny fat lesbian with shit aero riding away from 170lbs riders on flat races like nothing
>totally not the most obviously gigadoped rider in history

you seriously need an IQ of less than mental retardation to believe this shit
totally not the most doped
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Van Aert will win btw
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Was that our Bert in the ditch with an orange hoodie?
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>>154202614
i mean theres no world he loses a sprint to pog....right...?
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>>154202638
right....
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Surely Bora with two runners in G2 can bridge the gap. They are professionals afterall.
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Pogwinslol?
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grug tired
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>>154202599
KWAB
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Shout out to Mads. 12s only. Good ride.
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>>154202656
of course what else would you expect
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>>154202627
comicale
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>>154202638
I wouldn't trust 2026 Wout's sprint against anyone
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>>154202655
why would they when grug will just pull them out of sheer desperation
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>>154202638
he lost sprints to Powerless and Memco before
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chute pithie
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Seen enough this is one is for Wout
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Kwab
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comicale
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>french timekeeping
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This race is infinitely better than the nu-rvv
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I want to stab this faggot TNT commetator in the neck with a sword
he's outdone phil ligget for the most flowery faggoty sporttalk of all time
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DE LEEUW VAN VLAANDEREN
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grug closes this gap and Mads wins the sprint
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>>154202715
Best and must fun race by far
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>>154202715
RVV needs to be made easier
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Hang those footy fans who bring flares
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Woutbros i don't like his look...
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They will be caught.
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>>154202715
not even in the same galaxy
RVV is just a sponsor fiesta, this is proper ciclismo
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pogi attacking on every speed bump
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come on wout "ik heb al genoeg 2de plaatsen" van aert
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>>154202745
Nah grug is dead
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>>154202716
Which one? They're all gay except Sean
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>>154202735
Kek what a kwab
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>>154202742
Alright we fine this slovenian retard just tried to attack him
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>>154202733
difficulty isn't the problem it's the constant luck based punctures that make this race exciting
but if the entire calendar was like this it would be shite
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Poogacar genuinely cooked
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>It appears as if Mick and Tim van Dijke have switched up their bib numbers. Mick van Dijke is riding with bib #97, whilst on the startlist he has #96 assigned to his name.
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nothing will beat the colbrelli PR
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>still 42km left
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>>154202638
I bet there are Berts in this very thread that could outsprint 2026 Wout
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>>154202783
>twin doping
>>
GIVE WOUT YOUR ENERGY
>>
Riding in the wheel is a pretty good bonus I've heard. You also have extra resistance but the slipstream has more of a significant effect because of the extra help on rough surface.

TLDR Wout wins. He's barely leading on cobbles.
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why don't they just fill the tires with something like polyurethane so they can't deflate when punctured?
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I'm excited for TdF
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The alpecin-uae alliance needs to prevent the wourst eventuality
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>>154202798
I give him 80% of my glycogen and 20% mitochondria
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I want Wout to win bit I also want it to come back together (where Wout will lose)
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this is a win-win situation for van aert. if he wins it he has paris-roubaix, if pogacar wins he knows pogacar isn't coming back
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>>154202810
Quick step are using solid rubber tyres.
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>>154202831
he'll fuck it up
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what kind of diseases would you get putting your mouth on a cobble?
i remember museeuw almost lost his leg from an infection from bumping his knee on one
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Giannetti said on rai that wout fears grug
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>>154202831
this is the best chance wout will get ever
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>>154202831
He is going to win, and part of me hopes he retires on the podium and goes out on a high.
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The cursed corner
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>>154202798
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>154202846
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>>154202879
kek
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The Dutch cannot resist a good puddle of mud
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>>154202831
lol who says pog wouldnt come back
they said that about rvv too
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>>154202879
too soon
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Poogacar attacking wout every sector a d the demanding he pulls? Arrogant cunt.

>>154202879
KEK
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>>154202905
it's been 4 years
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owari da
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Pog pulls 85% of time I think he got tired
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Whats life like in one of those tiny roubaix villages? Feels comfy.
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Wout thermonuclear attaque Carrefour de l'Arbre to destroy Pogi
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>>154202798
AAAAAAAAAAAA
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>42"
G2 syndrome kicked in
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>>154202919
pretty fucking sad
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Mads is ded ded
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>>154202917
He looks fucked. Rocking a lot, constantly grabbing his water. His attacks are ineffective. Wout forcing him to do more work. If wout stays with him, he'll 100% win.
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>>154202919
The area has the highest rates of poverty, alcoholism and obesity in France.
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praying for a pog chute on carrefour
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>the charges, officer?
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>>154202919
>>154202955
And inbreding.
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>>154202955
>live in beautiful Mediterranean cycling nirvana
>drink, eat and shart your way to an early grave
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>>154202956
mashallah
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>>154202965
being annoying
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pogi mechanical in l'arbre
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>>154202965
kek
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>>154202919
it's probably one of the worst areas of france to live in
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I can't believe I'm saying this but Wout probably has the edge over Pog in the velodrome.
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>>154202955
Sounds like I would fit in perfectly
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>>154202982
What's the best one?
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Pogipills gone?
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>>154202984
Anulo mufa
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>>154202970
Roubaix is not near the Mediterranean my friend.
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>>154202984
i'm pretty sure nobody expects pog out outsprint him
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>wow pogacar looks so stylish on a bike
>has a position that literally looks like a dentist on his CDale Synapse
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The wout transformation from honorable loser to uae wheelsucker is complete
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>>154202955
HOME
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>>154203005
Yes, well
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>>154202999
Côte d'Azur?
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Do it for her Pogi
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If Laporte wins this. That would be a disgrace
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>>154202970
>northern france
>med
american education
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>>154203005
Wout should be obviously the favourite, but Pogi has outsprinted Mads multiple times after monument length races
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>>154203021
big yikes
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Wout will win
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>>154203005
>what is DDV
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>>154203019
call me crazy but powerless is probably a better sprinter
pog is only impressive against 50kg climbers
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>>154203004
Like, get on a train brother
I took the sleeper train from Marseille to Paris in the week, shit was cash
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>>154202900
It’s because they’re so mind-numbingly bored by flat terrain that even the slightest hint of elevation sends them into disproportionate excitement.
.
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>>154203021
On her way to the Monaco subsaharan male convention
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the entire cycling world is praying for a Wout win here
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>>154203044
but then again Wout got an amazing ability to fuck things up for himself
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Gruppo turgis lmao
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wout should NOT trust in his sprint
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>>154203027
They're not coming back
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Real talk for a moment. If poogacar rode like this every race I wouldn't mind. But this is the sort of thing we are deprived of when he dominates. It's a huge loss for the spectators.
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>>154203054
Dunno its a bit anti racing but a classics season without Pog sounds not too bad
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Lots of people leaving
Belges gave us excess meat from their barbecue :)
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>>154203060
In the earl-mid 2010s Turgis would be unanimously considered a top contender.
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Is pog acting? Like a football player
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>>154202999
Biarritz
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>>154203060
a perfectly respectable runner in the context of P-R
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>>154203079
based
did you remember to yell pogimerda
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41 seconds. Wout and afford to soft tap at this point. Which he seems to be doing.
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het hol van de leeuw soon
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>>154203079
You are the dude in place? Pics taken?
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I'm surprised that gloves are still on
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>>154203095
I did not, should have told me earlier lad
Have a pic of him I believe (the two people ahead)
Just screamed allez and clapped for the rest
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Can't wait for the Ladies Broadcast
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why are belgians the most hated race of europeans in evropa?
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>>154203115
based
post it
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that was the secteur gianni moscon
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>>154203124
no such thing as a "belgien race"
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>>154203124
>belgian race
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Grug ded?
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>>154203108
>>154203128
Shit phone and cropped it for easier posting purpose as the network is kinda crap
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>>154203124
Not even a legit country to begin with.
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>>154203145
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>>154203145
Based, did poogacar stink?
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>>154203135
God i miss that little racist nigga
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van aert definitely looks like the stronger on the cobbles
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>>154203124
They aren't they just attract a lot of jokes. Pure hatred is reserved for Gypsies, Albanians and Nafris
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>>154203145
did you spit on him?
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Wout needs to try and make Pogi chute in the corners like grug last year
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>>154203145
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>>154203161
Almos happened an hour ago
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two real sectors left
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>>154203152
Though that was from the field we are standing on but now that you say it...
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2.8km left until the Carrefour triple combo
its now or never Wout
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if Wout wins I’ll buy a brabander horse
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CAM ON GROUP POLITT
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>>154203145
don't forget to stay around for the femmes
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>>154203154
his technique is definitely better

very noticeable on every turn
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>>154203173
Knew it. You could probably smell him 100km away.
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>>154203135
based gangbang porn connoisseur
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its might be poker but Pogi looks cooked
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>>154203156
Based Wout riding the crown. Pog in the gutter like a coward.

Wout is really showing something here. Changing my opnion a bit, he's cashing in all the banked morality.
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imagine if Wout drops him on Carrefour like Johan used to win Roubaix
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what size tires is Wovt on?
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>>154203180
We're doing that
Does Ferrand-prévôt participate?
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>>154203145
Basado but I wanted to see the food they gave you kek
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>>154203203
Yes
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>>154203203
Yeah. Both her and Vos.
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>>154203203
she does. big favorite this time
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>>154203180
I'd rather FUCK the Femmes
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I am feeling nervous bjerts. Wout is King.
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It's afraid
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im getting sweaty hands now
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>>154203213
It's Kasia for me, lovely perky tits
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>>154203145
Big early 2000s vibe in this one
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No way that's a 35s gap
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>>154203223
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havent seen any webms of quirky chungus polluting this thread in a while
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>>154203222
Yep. Butterflies, nausea.
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grug putting the hammer down one last time now
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>>154203021
i love smalllll tiiitttttiiiieeesssssss
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let's go G2
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>>154203233
>Imagine
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>>154203204
Just a sausage with herbs

>>154203208
>>154203209
>>154203211
Based!
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26 seconds now
they can't slurp too much
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>>154203233
Holy moly
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woutbros... we're letting g2 come back
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Yes a sprint-a-deux in the velodrome is kino but imagine the chaos if we get a big group right together before the finish.
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MADS SMASH
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>>154203255
Both ded
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Grug arriving
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>>154203223
Sauce?
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CAM ON GRUG
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dopacar will just ride away from wout at 10k
how do you dopes not know this
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Mads second wind? the "last bidon" power?
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looks like jumbo visma is playing the laporte card
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Mads found a second wind
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Pofg is afraid. Pog is cooked less go CARREFOVR. Ffs almost chute
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Wout is not Grug alright
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magnifique
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Grug gonna catch them
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He's getting adrenaline dump for that, he'll pay
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phwoar that was close. pogacar speelt hoog spel michel
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Mama mia
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>>154203294
nope
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almost chuted here
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GRUG GRUG GRUG
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insane race
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>>154203320
Yup much more exciting than anticipated
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CAM ON GRUG
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YOU DOUBTED
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Who capped that guy with his middle finger in pogis face
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best Roubaix since 2021
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>>154203310
Wout should've attacked here wtff
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For me it's two small beers, a Westmalle Tripel, and a bottle of Bordeaux
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pogi should stop pulling now, he has a bigger chance with a big group and chaos than 1v1
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>>154203310
Lmao, that wet patch might have decided the race.

Wout was gapped there
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WvA is going to win a monuoent... Worst day of my life
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Wout gonna kill them both
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Pog looks like he's turning himself inside out, Wout is so calm and composed.
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>>154203333
he's too retarded for that
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BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY BIG GUY
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G1 has more moto pacing than g2
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thank you france for delivering good races
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one proper sector left
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Wout ABSOLUTELY haw got this.
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Pog pulls 90% of time now, Wout have him at the velodrome
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>>154203143
Woutbros' I don't feel so well
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If Pogacar wins the sprint Wout will probably kill himself
>>
Best Paris Roubaix in years?
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there's one speed bump before the last sector where I'm guessing Pogi will try again
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>>154203362
I will kill myself
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>>154203368
0 chance to drop Wout anyway
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>>154203363
and it's not even muddy
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heart attack incoming
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>>154203339
He already won one at the start of the decade.
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nail wout to a cross if he loses the sprint in the city center in Brugge
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>>154203368
the secteur wiebes
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>>154203363
IF wout wins. This might trump hayman.
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>>154203386
Imagine bottling this.
>>
I'm starting to believe
>>
matje...
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>>154203363
Since Colbrelli
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wout should try and attack on the last sector
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Wout is going to win lads. Keep cool.
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>>154203363
2021 is still the best one recently.
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belgium is going mad
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>>154203404
Wout should attack on the velodrome
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>>154203396
>I'm starting to believe
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Pogi looking defeated
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Reminder that if Wout wins it's asterisked because he wasn't 1 or 2 minutes behind G1 because of a puncture at any point in the race
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Pog rides to hold Mvdp back and Wout rides for 1st place Pog is washed by all those kms of pulling
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It wont be a sprint Pog will just ride away at 1km
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will Pogi want to gamble a podium to win
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This could be the most insane redemption race for Wout. He might convert me.

>its a large group rides the same pace as one or two riders for 50k+ episode
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>>154203422
Can't drop him, almost crashed, adrenaline from crash will wear off slightly, maybe even dump. Not even trying attacks. He seems to be buggered.
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>>154203441
Best chance to win right now is to outsprint Van Aert so no
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>>154203448
Ok tactical race starting. Pog should try a surprice push.
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I wonder which of the two has more velodrome hours
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how do you think wout will celebrate?
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I want to piss but I don't want to miss anything
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>mfw van aert chutes on the Velodrome after collliding with someone from G2
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>>154203472
Piss jar
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>>154203465
I doubt it. No point. Wout looks so superior. He's clearly holding for the sprint.
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>>154203453
agreed but Pogi could sit on Wouts wheel in the velodrome and play games because he knows Wout has a bigger chance in a sprint
>>154203472
do it now, nothing left untill the velodrome
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paris roubaix was usually muddy until the mid 00s
gay climate change
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>>154203472
I DONT WANT TO CLOSE MY EYES
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>>154203472
Better don't, I went to poop at 16:01 and missed some happenings
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>>154203472
>Mfw watching roubaix without a diaper
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>>154203478
Already used a smoothie bottle myself, they have lovely openings. Very wide.
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>>154203472
>want
you either need to or you dont
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>>154203472
start stream on your phone
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>>154203472
piss in your mouth innit
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>>154203472
just go now and make it quick, you have 4km of time
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Wout just took the Dopage
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>>154203472
>Not taking a cheeky fast shit like Tom Dumoulin
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>>154203497
what if he just drips
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Wait what if g1 and g2 are at the velodrome in the same time?
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>>154203503
He inhaled pogacars sweat
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>>154203515
chaos
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>>154203515
grug smash
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G2 losers scrapping for the last step on the podium
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>>154203515
CHAOSSH
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>>154203519
thats enough to fail the tests
>>
My Belgian grandfather is saying that WOUT is the only man Pogacar ever feared.
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>>154203515
Dream finish but pog is slaving for wout.
>>
Classics superstar Tim van Dijke
>>
attaque stuyven!
>>
I’m fucking dying
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>>154203515
Memes.
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pogi is basically doing a long lead-out for wout at this point
he is such a retard, only knows how to pedal hard
>>
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO WOUT 0/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
I don’t get how a guy goes off the front and they just, can’t catch him
Like he pushed for 10 seconds just push yourself?
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Velodrome!!!!
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>>154203537
pog tactics have been a disaster this race
>>
Vout dead
>>
Wouuuuuuut
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This is so stressful i cant
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WOUT
BRO'S

IT'S HAPPENING
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Wout wins
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BASED BASED BASED

POGIMERDA
>>
Lame
>>
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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MENTAL
>>
van aert wins!
>>
Wout WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT WOUT
>>
pogakwab
>>
I kneel, woutbelievers
>>
WOUT BROS GET THE FUCK OUT HATERS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
REDEMPTION.
>>
and now he leads wout out what a fucking retard
>>
Lots of people shouting and victory dancing
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It was never close.


WOUT IS CHRIST. WOUT IS KING.
>>
WOUT IS GOD
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>>154203605
This means Jonas wins the Tour
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1WOUT
>>
WOUTBROS' WE FUCKING DID IT
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Bravo Wout
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>>154203627
all belgians, kek
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>1OUT
>1OUT
>1OUT
>>
The season to end the curses
>>
ew
>>
stuyven :D
>>
TODAY CICLISMO WON
POGIMERDA
UAECULO
berts i might start crying
>>
Mad lad did it. So deserved
>>
HUGE moral victory for van aert
>>
Literally on my feet cheering for Wout I cannot believe myself.
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B
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fireworks going off here lol
>>
I’m crying
We did it woutbros
Goolaerts is smiling from above
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>Tadej forced to ride this shitshow for another year
kek
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So, it happened again
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poor seixas will be the receiver of pogi's wrath in lbl
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>>154203605
Redemption for all the 2nd places
>>
What was pogi doing
>>
Ciclismo…sovl…
>>
can't even imagine how he must be feelign right now
deserved
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GRATS WOUT
>>
VAN AERT MOET JUST WEL
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>>154203685
his best.
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Van Aert love is soooo forced
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LES BELGES SON VAINCQUER
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pog deserved that lmao he literally drug wout 50km to the finish what a moron
>>
JAWADDE
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This is one for the good guys
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the sky has never been clearer
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Based Mou
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kino race
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POGINIGGERS SEETHING
FRENCHFAGS COPING
YEP MUST BE A WOUT WIN
>>
NEVER GIVE UP
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>>154203696
>most blatant doper in cycling history deserves the win

kys
>>
WOUTJESKLEVER VAN AARS
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>>154203641
Probably yeah
I was at Montmartre for the Olympics
Had belgoids screaming RRRRRREEEMCO all day kek
>>
His kid still doesn't care
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FUCK W*UT
>FUCK W*UT
FUCK W*UT
>FUCK W*UT
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>>154203712
actually pretty boring after the puncture fest
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top 10
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE
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WE LIVE IN THE BEST TIMELINE
GOD IS GREAT
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>>154203725

Ahem it's called tactics
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Pog will need a solid debriefing. He KWAB'd strongly. Slaving for w*ut the whole time like a noob.
>>154203651
Be yourself bertoid
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>>154203710
This was actually true though, pog pulled that whole second group back only for vermeersch to help at the last 5 meter
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That sprint from him was insane. That was raw desire and desperation. Thoroughly deserved that. He knew how to play poogacar perfectly. Great ride.
>>
>>154203694
Lmao you have no heart
>>
jonasbros, I think this is bad for the hjaelper situation
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>>154203722
i meant to say he got what he deserved on the velodrome for his retarded tactics
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>Wout is now the only rider to beat Pogacar in 2026
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Genuinely happy for Wout. He deserved that. Fire Vermeersch though
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>>154203745
La mort de Dopeur
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I love it
made me a bit emotional ngl
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NO WINNING ALL MONUMENTS IN A SEASON FOR YOU POGI KEEEEEEEEEEK
>>
Heh, that was not even close.
Also Pogacar couldn't get rid of Wout in the Cobbles.

That hard slip on that wet patch of cobbles in the curve took out all the momentum.
Why was it wet anyways?

I bet it was all beer from some piss drunken fans.
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all pogi does is wake up, pedal hard, eat energy gel & dope
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after all that time, his first born son is finally happy for wout
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>>154203755
He had no choice. Visma masterclass. Rider behind for the sprint, but not really. Wout was being attacked repeatedly and didn't drop, correctly didn't pull hard with a rider attacking him hard. Followed him close, didn't take risks. Masterful performance.
>>
Damn my heart rate climbed a bit. Thank u guise it was funny.
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>>154203778
In 9 months there will be another baby i guess
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I finally understand why wout always has so much bad luck. The score is setled now
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>>154203694
retard
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the lads
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>>154203809
Cobbles probably killed all his sperm and paralyzed his cock.
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who is that guy wearing a giant maroon garbage bag for clothes on TNT?
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>>154203796
It was frenchbert who's there. Covert operation detachment of the cyc 47th corps.
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>I stopped believing a lot of times
he's one of us after all
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>>154203790
You know this just means he's coming back stronger next year right?
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>>154203694
true kek i just clebrate the pogy loss
>>
based
>>
I LOVE WOUT
>>
Next year pog on 40mm tyres
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>>154203827
Zesty
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>>154203804
Yup tbf he stayed composed the whole time with not mechanical incidents.
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we are so back
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Horner is now moving Wout to #1 in his rider rankings
(MVDP is still 243rd)
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Im so happy bros you do not understand
>>
Dedicated to his late friend? What does poogacar dedicate it too? Himself most likely.

Another W for Wout
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i dont like wout because he has gay hair
simple as
>>
>dedicating the win to Michael Goolaerts
who is cutting onions in here
>>
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
KOERS IS VAN ONS
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>>154203862
One of his monuments is dedicated to Urška's late mom
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you guys gonna watch the women's race now?
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>>154203857
Can we resume the discussion that Wout is a better rider and had a better career? Because he now has.
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>>154203867
go back to rreddit
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next thread being a "Wout won a cobble monument" edition
ultra rare
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>>154203878
Trvthnvke
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>>154203875
No one cares. Another W for wout. Simple as.
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>>154203878
cringe
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>>154203857
Horner vindicated. He always rated Wout over MvdP
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>>154203694
Kek this. People behave like fate is against him because he had one puncture once and crash a couple of times in his career
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>>154203877

i am not gay, so no
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>>154203879
lmao you're joking
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>jews lose
>Wout wins
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>>154203883
silence pogifag
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holy fuck mads is SEEEEEEEEETHING
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Pogi got too cocky after he beat pidkek in a sprint a few weeks ago
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>>154203744
Teunissen must be feeling great today, top 10 and attempted to start a break at 150k or whenever.
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>>154203918
well to be fair how do you answer such retarded questions
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Very painful and dringe interviews
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Fucking redemption. Seething Pog can suck a dick. Wout is truly a first page rider.

>>154203918
He always does. He gets over it quickly though.
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WOUT WILL FOREVER HAVE WON PR YOU WILL FOREVER SEETHE
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>>154203930
Anders Milke is such a giant faggot i can't stand his voice or face
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Sporza must ge going INSANE right now
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Remember to stick around after the ceremony and Watch the Femmes.
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Highlight of the day is skoda car (which is volkswagen) blocking the road for Pog
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I wanna hear pogacars fake humble salty interview
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>>154203931
COPE
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>47 Oliver Ben Modern Adventure Pro Cycling + 08:01
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>>154203945
*
Mathieu van der Poel punctured and lost 2 minutes
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>>154203961
wtf is this his real teeth?
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>>154203967
You should redo it with the Flemish lion
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no monuments or sixth monument for van der poel this year
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>Pogachud: I will win ze big 5

>Wout:
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>>154203961
Never post this again I am repulsed
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>>154203974
and where he puts a spear through Pogi
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>>154203960
you have no idea kek I’m in termonde people are on the street tootering yelling it’s crazy
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>>154203961
benji looks like those mutt wojaks
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>>154203973
Yes. He's disgusting in all dimensions
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>>154203961
>watch ugly girls race slow
no thanks
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Mom's spaghetti
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>>154203986

Is grote blij
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>>154203974
nice idea, maybe a castle or velodrome setting
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Wout van Aert is the katechon
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>>154203986
make a video lol
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>>154203964
attention payers know pogi's "nice guy" thing is fake
he is kinda of a douchebag
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wait youre telling me wout never won rvv? as a belgian classics star?
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>>154203986
moroccans again?
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guys i like the lantern rouge show
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>>154203974
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>>154204009
many such cases
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>>154204026
uh based?
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>>154204002
>this is belgium's '92
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>>154204026
DE LEEUW VAN VLAANDEREN
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>>154204025
i can't stand that retard. he was nice when i was first getting into racing and i liked his extra insights, but he's too reddit for me
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https://x.com/parisroubaix/status/2043334968181469384
listen to the noise
literally NO ONE wanted merda to win
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>>154204043
do you listen to any pods? i also like johan but they don't release that often
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and we live with the ladies
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for the next edition
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>>154203961
>Paris-Roubaix Femmes
>Does not start in Paris
>No Arenberg
Why the fuck would we want to watch it?
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>>154204062
>crash in the first minute of live broadcast
sasuga...
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chute femmes
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Marion looks like that?!
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>>154204062
chute lol
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One of them not moving
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>>154204062
>>154204069
cycling was just saved please stop
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>>154204057
i don't follow the sport outside of watching the races. nothing else matters but the racing itself. i don't need to listen to some retards talk about nothing for hours
i just turn on the race, enjoy it, and close the tab when the podium is finished
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>>154204026
Naisu...
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>>154204080
shes just like me
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>>154204078
>>154204069
i hate how dramatic the femmes are. when they crash they lay in the road like they were bombed in a war
bitch, just get up
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>>154204078
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>>154204082
i dont watch most of the races besides monuments and the tour and a few here and there but i like to keep up on it while im cleaning or working outside or whatever
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>>154204063
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>>154204069
#175 amber van der hulst looks bad
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>>154204057
>>154204082
All sports podcasts/shows outside of actual racing are just reality TV slop for guys. And if you want reality TV slop the shows made for women are better at it.
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MVDP would have won easily without his double puncture. Clear moral winner of the day
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>>154204069
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Another Belgian Victory?
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>>154204082
Based take. Very rare any insightful content exists.
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flat Balsamo
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>>154204006
Based fellow pogopath noticer
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>>154204115
>And if you want reality TV slop the shows made for women are better at it.
i dont want to listen to women simple as
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>>154204082
Close the cyc tab then
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what's the biggest gap between monument wins?
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cocks crossing the road
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Chicks on the bike chickens on the road
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>>154204127
Anglos have it hard. All your content is slob.
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*stops you’re goat*
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>>154203857
I'm not even mad
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>>154204104
Who lied Pog to put MTB tires?
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>>154204152
must be Bartali
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>>154204006
most champions are, seems like
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>>154204104
it's fucking pogover
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pogacar did the impossible and made this thread support wout, is there anything he cant do (besides winning roubaix)
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>>154204152
Maybe Bartali. 7 years between Lombardia 1940 and MSR 1947
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bunda
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balsamo got DQ'd from paris-roubaix once
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>Why did the chicken cross the road?
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>>154204195
"The enemy of my enemy is my friend"

-- Bjarne Riis, 798 BC,
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>>154204220
Literally this. Anyone who goes against him I like. Wout rode him into submission by doing little work and refusing to get dropped. That's humiliation.
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frauds
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Fastest ever Paris-Roubaix: 48.9km/h.
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>>154204220
>Before Contador
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>>154204188
Only all the other Big riders are not like that. Except for jasper maybe.
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>>154204195
Wout suffered enough kwabbening at this point to earn sympathy 2bh
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>Tadej Pogacar: "Most of the riders had problems with punctures; I had three. It wasn’t ideal. I had a great team to get me back up before Arenberg, but I was already a bit spent. By the time I got to Van Aert, I didn’t have much left in the tank."
Van Aert using the punctures of others to win... Like usual...
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>>154204249
It used to be a motor paced race. Imagine the avg speed we could hit if they went back to that.
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>>154204275
Bordeaux-Paris used to be motorpaced. I don't know about Roubaix
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>>154204268
hell of a spicement with that snout
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>>154204257
>(Natural not dyed)
lmao as if
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>>154204259
Tbf they're only real kwabbing because people hype him much so much.
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Doing Amstel would be too much, but I could see Pogacar doing Flèche now that UAE doesn't have a leader there.
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>>154204268
WOUT
OUT
UT
T
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>>154204309
nah he would get smoked by SEIXAS
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femmes on mons-en-pevele now
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no ceremony???
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name straight out of UCI generator
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>>154204309
Fleche can be dangerous with the large descents before mur de Huy. Not worth the risk imo
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https://x.com/tjaderidder/status/2043335647864209514
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waar ceremony
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>>154204293
It's trivial for you to look it up and see that it was. Many races was motor paced back then. It was to entice track riders to join the road races, as most of the known big names were track riders.
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>>154204342
Cringe joyslop
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>>154204345
watch the femmes!
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>>154204356
I don't believe you
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>>154204351
Is that the whole Pedalton?
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>>154203899
but he had a puncture and defeated all odds
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>>154204367
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Women are slow, it's jarring
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PFP spotted
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>>154204325
Grand Theft Bicycle: Hell of the North
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>>154204115
Based and true
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Franzi is cooking
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g1 of vas, vos, profile picture and koch

sd worx betting on vas i suppose thats why kopecky didnt follow
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Visma getting a double
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Vas on tramadol
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>>154203651
UAE won’t even exist next year god willling
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comicale chute
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Hungarian national Jersey keeps fooling me
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>>154204444
An Iranian team would be based. A new militia in the axis of resistance
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>>154204444
checked
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VOS VOS VOS VOS VOS
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>slow
>chutting all the time
you couldn't pay me to watch this shit
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>>154204447
it was Gillespie
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>>154204444
checked
lets hope Iran bombs UAE into nothingness
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it would be a very emotional win for vos because her father died just last week
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>>154204481
Thighs too thick.
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>ads for the womens race
Brutal. None for the men. It was brilliant.
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Having 250 wins and not a Paris Roubaix is quite an achievement
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I can't believe Wout won. C'est inncroyable.
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Pogacar becomes the first place rider in the PCS season ranking. Real winner of the day
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>>154204519
His ride was actually pathetic today. Retarded team as per usual. Once he retires UAE will disappear after a few years. Very little squad depth of reliable riders that can justify that budget. And many promising youth riders elsewhere.
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>>154204504
>tfw big booty messes up center of gravity
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Not gonna lie, I'm actually a certified Wout hater after the shit he pulled on Jonas last tdf, but man this was a win for cycling as a whole.
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>overtaken by WvA on the very last metres like a total chump
>couldn't even win all 4 races he started this year
Is Pogacar finished?!

>>154204481
Pulled the throttle in the turn, innit.
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>>154204542
I was obviously taking about Vos
Pog "only" has 100wins
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The REAL winners today are Vingegaard and Seixas. If Pogacar won that sprint he would focus 100% on grand tours from 2027 onwards
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>>154204574
Oh. Well at least it was another chance to have a dig at him.
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Every monument since 2024 LBL had Pogacar on the podium. This is 10 races.
Last time a monument was not won by either Pogacar or van der Poel was 2024 MSR, which was won by Jasper. A streak of 11 races ended with today Roubaix.
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>>154204575
Exactly what I was thinking. That's actually quite a big thing. Risk in roubaix is relatively high. Ideally you don't want to do that if you're going against Saint Paul at the tour next year.
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they say paris-roubaix is the eastiest race to win but the hardest to finish
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>>154204591
Having 111 wins and not a Paris Roubaix is quite an achievement
Mercx would never
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>>154204519
>>154204574
not that strange since WE P-R only started in 2021
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>>154204575
Also Vingegaard love his mate Wout. He'll be fired up about this.
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CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

For the guy who asked me about the sausage
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>>154204594
The last 3 interrupters of the Pog/MvdP reign of terror are all Belgian (Wout/Jappe/Memco).
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femmes race looks like it's in a beslissende plooi
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Close enough
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>>154204542
Serious talk, tho, what's stopping them from just pouching another Pog-like rider and continuing on?
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>>154204680
yo chat is this real
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attaque koch!
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attack Koch
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New /cyc/

>>154204703
>>154204703
>>154204703
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>vas
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that's ain't it
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>>154204720
BASED fuck r*sbert!
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>>154204680
Triplettes de belleville looking mf
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Pauline coming back thats going to be harsh for Koch
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Cheating leaf
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Visma masterclass
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Kwabka Vas
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>sdworx tactics
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Koch doesn't make it easier for herself
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>>154204121
>>154204078
She dead?

>>154204093
This.
However they sometimes do some nasty crashes, like that Olympic one or the recent one with one lady going over the barriers and diving a few metres down onto concrete.
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PFP kinda ded
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>>154204801
but she still come back
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pfp is still feeling the effects from sitting on pogacars top tube, a match was burnt there
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chute comicale
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brand chuted by a spectator
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nasty chute for Brand
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>>154204877
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>>154204908
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>>154204921
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new thread >>154204703
new thread >>154204703
new thread >>154204703
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>>154204975
yes, I know. makes sense to finish with women race in this one
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>>154204975
>page 6
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attaque koch. vos looking in orde. pfp lachee
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PFP lachee
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and she just diesels back
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>PFP leadout for Koch
???
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Kosh wins. disaster for Visma
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wow looks like koch to me
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oh lol
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how the fuck you fumble this up
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that was a big sprint from koch
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>>154205194
>visma
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olalala wiebes
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KWAB
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this fucking dopeur aged 20 years in just 3 short years, looks legit older than woutje and matje



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