dogshit thread
>>1541860422 Chads
Charles “Ma sk” Lewis
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
there are some fights today
Josh van shows the world what he’s got tonight. Good card
8 hours until we enter the Ulberg era.
>>154186100beast of a prelim card
>>154186042seems a bit homoerotic
>>154186111Who is the painting of?
got to be finland just gotta
>>154186129Andrew ''burn the banks'' Jackson
>>154186129looks like alessa grasso
Who is the tito ortiz of other sports?
>>154186104Yidiy
>>154186042Donald still has his autistic forward lean
>>154186149you aren't winning this game against are matti
>>154186100imagine lying on the internet
yet there we are again, avoiding the truth.
>>154186100Beast of a cardMight be the first time in months i watch all of it
>>154186149Tito raised the bar way too high, boxing has Wilder i guess
>>154186233you dont watch fighting, why start now?
Pico with hea mooment is a top 5 fighter of all time
If Pico loses my whole night will be fucked
Today I remind them.
>>154186281Better lock up your guns and liquor because your night is going to get really shitty in seven hours
>you dont watch fighting, why start now?
>>154186242you clearly know nothing of ski jump probably the manliest sport there is tbch
>>154186315What anime shirt does chudbert have on
>doesn’t watch fighting >but excels in observing the subtleties of fluid combat within a constricted environment
>>154186344demon slayer
was it me or swansons wife is a milf
>>154186327skis make you retarded. Ask Michael Schumacher
buy your Ulberg ticket now. You’ll feel really fucking when you don’t
>>154186315F U R Y
cash app me and I’ll give you picks
>>154186309Oh fer sher b. I already know Pico will blast him into the fence with helacious combinations and then right as it looks like hes going to hit the sickest body shot ever, pitbull will explode with a counter which melts Pico who then wrestles the ref a little as he stops the fight. Pitbull will then talk too long and call out some random super washed 145er
ulberg finna find out
>>154186416How it feels like to be champ
>>154186404Pitbull will have to humble that ValeJoes kid
>>154186426*to be a chump
Jiri Prochazka vs. Carlos UlbergAzamat Murzakanov vs. Paulo Costa Curtis Blaydes vs. Josh HokitDominick Reyes vs. Johnny WalkerCub Swanson vs. Nate Landwehr
>>154186042OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR CYRIL
Fill the air with your screams, no one is saving jiri. The Ulberg Era is here
>>154186362well you can't ask him now can you
ulberg is getting kwab kara franced
>>154186444give it a rest mate
this made me think of carlos ulberg
>>154186446LMAO
>>154186149Jose Cansenco
>>154186476u piked 5tymes
>>154186446GOATDScels do be like that
>>154186444Thank you picksbro we love u
>>154186444checked 4 the Ulberg Era
>>154186507lies and slander
>>154186524That is my nickname in the cage, yes. Leandro “Lies & Slander” Silva
>>154186480My worm been turnin all morning
i was born with a cloaca
DAE think ulberg has really cool, mysterious vibes like Ryan gosling in Drive? He seems super easy going and chill and doesn't react. But you just know how capable of destruction he is. He would look super sick with some kind of black jaguar varsity jacket. Like how in drive he wore a cool scorpion jacket
I fight under the name Jon Jones
-Jiri vs Ulberg has failed to sell out-Fury vs Makhmudov or what ever has also failed to sell out-Wrestlemania ticket sales are doing so bad the WWE are out right torpedoing the entire build in an attempt to get any attentionBig L for TKO this month. Massive L.
>>154186565Small venues are better but that doesn’t benefit the AriBergs in charge
>>154186557he must have a big throbbing cock too
>>154186444UlbussyAzbussyCurtbussyJohnbussyCubussy
ONE has it figured out. Fight in front of 700 people
UFC bjj should be on this card
>>154186587These are venues that would have been sold out only a year ago and they can only push half the tickets Wrestlemania is literally doing the show in the same arena two years in a row and they suddenly can't fucking sell tickets now
when is the guy who fought ngannou fighting
>>154186608post tiny hat
Any news on ufc kickboxing? Zuffa boxing is already taking over
64 days until Gane fights.
>>154186635people are broke
>>154186565Nobody can afford this shit, or they’d rather spend it on something not fake, gay, and Jewish
>>154186670shut up leftist
>>154186661would be cooler if it were 69
the champ has a name
>>154186635pro wrestling is dead b, its the era of corny ass charisma vacuums
>>154186682there’s hogs in Texas bigger than Finland, know your role subhuman.
/knuck/ won.
>>154186444pls use Maycee B for wrong picks>blessed
>>154186691
>>154186565ufc is a prestigious sport for the wealthy and educated
>>154186722Ulbergs White?
>>154186710>there’s hogs in Texasbut enough about your family
I cant freaking wait for Cubs 32 minute long retirement package. Hopefully every card from now on can have a dedicated time slot for retirements. Its so sick seeing the legacy and everything
>>154186744Another subhuman flag known for kicking trees and pounding booze
>>154186710that is true and i was out of line
*enters thread*
>>154186745you an insider? how did you know it’ll be 32 minutes long? You some sort of future man?
UFC 327 man it was like one ufc ago and it was ufc 326. Crazy how it all works
So like the next ufc isn’t going to be ufc 329 but it will be ufc 328. Can’t be ufc from 326 because that’s been named. Crazy how they found a way to name these events and track them
>your world frightens and confuses me
>>154186859And UFC Freedom Fights 250? How does that fit into this?
>>154186885poorly
I just ate a succulent chinese meal
>>154186885>ufc mystery marking events>ufc fight nights with mystery markings>ufc fn mystery marked>ufc on FX >ufc freedom they file them all by how they name it you see and once it’s named then they mark it with a symbol after the words night fight
Why is the Van fight canceled
>>154186928Got pulled over
>>154186915that catdog special
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlqRW27jVFIJake the snake bros were fucking live right now
>>154186915It wasn't actually Chinese
>>154186444Jiri Prochazka Paulo CostaCurtis BlaydesJohnny WalkerCub Swanson
>>154186939unfathomably based
>>154186932>booked for DWODriving while oriental is pretty fucked up
>>154186963he didn't say purred
Azamat "Props For Knowing" Murzakanov
If my parlay doesn‘t hit I‘m fucking dead
Its honestly kinda hard to care about this card knowing that wrestlemania literally next weekend.. im still gonna watch tho
>>154186915haha ebic teddit mem
Costa has been playing his cards wrong since he got heemed by Jizzy now he's about to get knocked the fuck out real bad this time.
costa is a fat sack of shit
>>154187078He has come a long way
>>154186444>Jiri Prochazka>Paulo Costa >Curtis Blaydes>Dominick Reyes>Cub Swanson
>>154187171JIRI NO!
Former GLORY lightweight champion Tyjani Beztati making his third pro mma fight:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Paq5Qr71pvI
>>154187171Dear oh dear....
>>154187203Glory? As in Joe Schilling Glory?
>>154186444CarlosPauloCurtisDominickCub
>>154187171No, he hasn't. The beard just hides it.
>>154187263that's his wife pal
>>154186444ProchazkaCostaHookitWalkerSwanson
>>154187357Nah, not married. I meant the beards hides the lack of chin. Without it he looks like a German stereotype of a low caste Slav.
Jiri takes this one boys. We’re finally gonna get a legit reign out of him after that shoulder injury forced him to vacate four years ago.
Anyone watching Oktagon?
>>154187411she's pregnant of course they're wed
>>154187203He won!First round TKO
>>154187171She fucking has dirt on him doesn't she?
>>154186444JiriCostaBlaydesWalkerCub
Its heem day.
i have a bad feeling jiri would get caught
Jiri is such a fucking BEAST of a fighter but Ulberg is an absolute BOSS of a kickboxer yeah so its gonna come down to who is more of an ultimate MONSTER of a mixed martial artist
>>154187556will*
jiri wins palos wins blaydes wins walker wins and lander wins
John's got that power in him but Jiri has a DOG.
Jiri poopookaka is an absolutr CAN of a fighter but carlos dullberg is a hellofa BUM yeah
>>154187562Shut the hell up pedophile
>>154187522
>>154187644monitor
>>154186444UlbergCostaHokitWalkerLandwehr
http://www.fawanews.sc/Boxing_Fury%20vs%20Makhmudov.htmlguaranteed heem right now
>>154187691virus don't click
>>154187686This image always gets me
>>154186444UlbergAzamatHokitWalkerCub
>>154187556Then you need to get your feelings re-calibrated
>>154187691Its lemonparty dont cilck
>>154187644Jiri vs Ulberg? Yeah, let me break it down for you. So, Jiri is a warrior who thrives in chaos but Ulberg is a sharpshooter with heavy hands. While Ulberg wants to find that perfect shot to put his opponent down Jiri likes to slowly dismantle his foes by constant pressure and wildness. Jiri usually is the one who moves forwards while Ulberg likes to take a step back and fire off a deadly counter shot. This fight we'll be like no other we've seen.Who do I think will win? Uh well you have to wait for my prediction after the fight is done. Keep in mind I have a 100% correct prediction rate.
I just don't see Jiri getting done like that by Kennedy Ngububwho
>>154186444Jiri ProchazkaAzamat MurzakanovJosh HokitDominick ReyesCub Swanson
>>154187864kenny ngannou was literally the heavyweight champion you fool
jesus aint slick
there's no way costa aint getting heemed btw
>>154186444LET'S GO FOR DATPaulo "Secret Jew" CostaThe Incredible HokThe Dominator of Jones "Reyes"Landwhale
>>154186281The whole fight will be Pico pressuring and Pitbull looking to counter while throwing almost nothing. Pitbull heems him via counter or he loses 30-27
>>154186565Dana will announce the gate as a Miami record guaranteed
>>154186444JiriPAULOOOOOOHokitReyesCub Swanson
>>154186444JIRICOSTA(PLEASE GOD)BLAYDESREYESCUBBY
>>154188027youre an idiot and a fag
Did the Beniel fight get cancelled because he's confirmed by twitter to be training American Hitler Youth?
Tonight’s bets. You’re welcome in advance JIRI VS ULBERG FIGHT STARTS ROUND 2, 3, 4 (-400, -160, +115 ODDS) MURZAKANOV VS COSTA OVER 2.5 ROUNDS -135 ODDS GAMROT MONEYLINE -225 ODDS BLAYDES MONEYLINE -108 ODDSLONGSHOT: HOLLAND VIA SUBMISSION +500 ODDSPARLAY: ULBERG, SWANSON, HOLLAND +535 ODDS
>>154186444Carlos UlbergAzamat MurzakanovJosh HokitDominick ReyesCub Swanson
https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg
main event is starting btw
>>154186444JiriMurzakanovTomala's nightmare ReyesCub
>>154186444ProchazkaMurzakanovBlaydesReyesSwanson
>>154186444>Jiri Prochazka>Paulo Costa >Josh Hokit>Johnny Walker>Nate Landwehr
>>154188265retard
>>154186444Juri Murschaubkanov Hokit Walker Landwar
ooo there's only one josh hokit
fury fighting now..
>>154188539one too many
i thought ufc was today i'm such a fool
>>15418879930 bings
All popped over to /box/ have you?
>>154186444JiriAzamatCurtisWalkerCub
>>154188799good news
>>154188985No
>>154188685Man thank God PooFC doesn't have these gay corny ahh walkouts and redundant name announcements. Any unironic box bros? What's your favorite part of these sanitized 15 min broadway walkouts? Are you like bobbing your head, dancing and moving your hands like Fury as he walkouts, screaming "yahooo!"? I thought you just like muh pure sport? This seems WAY more dubya dubya E (even gayer). So you're watching and dancing while the walkout plays 20 songs, but do you change up your dance between the Piano song, the evanescence song and then the dance song that plays?
imagine what hokit would do to these bums
mingebeit
>>154189069Yeah how about you shut up you faggot
the boxing commentator sounds like mauro
pillow hug
why would you let go of the guillotine for no reason
W NINA
>>154186444JiriCostaBlaydesReyesSwanson
>>154189141That's because he probably is. Mauro started doing play by play for Bellator and boxing events years ago
Makhmudov sucks
>>154189286washed up granny seethes at beloved mma community icon
>heavyweight boxing
eta until gamethread?
put me and clav in the cage i heem the fuck out of him. maybe then nina would let me breed her
>>154189451it started last week
>>154189469is the gamethread in the room with you now?
>>154186444JiriCostaBlaydesWalkerLandwehr
>>154189493what thread b
>>154189525Ok nigga I see you
ufc canceledthey couldn't figure out how to set up the octagon
>>154189558dios mio...
i don't make picks because i get upset if i get them wrong
>nervous joshKWAB
>>154189558crisis averted, the are going to be using a dodecahedron now as the replacement octagon
kid named prado is about to mog boxing
Ahh Miami, home of Statutory Rape
I love sex with guys and Israel to be honest.
>>154189525Slowly.... but PROTRUDEDLY
thanks for reminding everyone that you're a nigger, DC
why do they call dc champ? to be the champ you have to beat the champ. hes never beat jon jones
dont talk about donald cerrone like that!!
>>154186444JiriAzamatHokitWalkerSwanson
You ask me? I'd have gotten Olivi pregnant again already.
>megan still has itty bitty titties post pregnancy>legs and ass got fatterFUUUCK YES
GODtke bros it's time
zero reasons why cody garbrandt shouldnt fight every week
>>154189783take your cobenfy
>>154186444Jiri Prochazka Paulo Costa Josh HokitDominick Reyes Nate Landwehr
its belals training partner guy, wow
Walker is gonna show levels
>>154190045>>154190045>>154190045>>154190045
Dem Boyz would bootyblast both of these shit fighters
>>154186444Jiri CostaBlaydes WalkerSwanson
>>154186444Jiri Prochazka Azamat Murzakanov Curtis Blaydes Dominick Reyes Nate Landwehr
>>154189286why are these bums in bones' mansion
Jiri is literally me
the wmma just got caught at customs
>putting an unranked bum against a dude still probably steaming from his loss against oliverathey must want ribovics gone
taking the wmma to get committed chatri willing
How would CM Punk do in the Women's division?
>>154192859Knocked out in every fight
>>154192859Watching him getting destroyed by Virna Jandiroba would be pretty funny.
>>154186042c u r s e d
>>154186444JerryCostaBlaydesReyesSwanson
tranny tourists are losing it over trump again
what are these fucking ads thank god i dont watch this shit unless im having an insomnia bender
>>154186444Ul(((berg))), Azamat, Hokit, Reyes, Swanson
FUCK PARAMOUNT FUCK PARAMOUNT FUCK PARAMOUNT FUCK PARAMOUNT
by the grace of chatri sityodtong it appears the wmma will be committed
Fellow 4channerers, which illegal streams are you using nowadays? I lost mine haha
bo Nigger
JIRI IS KWABWHAT THE FUCK?!
I had a feeling Ulberg would win but that KO was unexpected
jiri wins the interim belt at UFC Freedom 250 and takes the rematch with with ulberg in december thoughbeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papXj-MoQVMRIZIN is live lads
What a fucking retard. Literally all Jiri had to do was push the attack as soon as he noticed the injury, instead he repeatedly gave him chances to get back in the fight
pantoja could've done that too but he bitch'd out VAN IS A TRUE CHAMP
why did jiri refuse to heem him when he saw the injury?
Welcome to the Ulberg era kid
>The new UFC Light Heavyweight champ won the belt on one leg>probably blew up his ACL or some shit like that>will have to vacate>this whole show was pointlessKWABthis sums up the Paramount era perfectly
>>154197888he knew and was a retard
it seemed like jiri wasnt gonna be satisfied with some fluke leg tko and wanted to be in a fight before ending it and got himself killed
Carlos didn't win, Jiri simply defeated himself.
>winning fight>be retarded and get chinnedjiri is literally /heem/ incarnate
only Costa can save lightheavy now
ulberg is such a boring person
>jiri points down >ulberg walks forward and starts swinging>jiri backs up to the cageknew it was over at that moment desu senpai
jiri lost the fightjiri lost the beltjiri lost he interviewhe is going to rope
Bullshit Jiri, you were trying to stage some sort of anime-esque KO to aura farm, fuckin retard
>Jiri snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.Jiri literally only needed to survive the first round., what a fucking retard
I think Jiri cursed himself when he surrendered the belt after his injury.
Doubters in schambles, the Ulberg era is hereRizin humiliated forever by UlbergCKB Welcome to the Ulberg era
>Winning fight extremely handily, like it's not even competitive>Heh, time to fight like a retard and lose for no reasonThis has happened two mainevents in a row. I think Hunter may actually be paying guys to take dives to get the new blood in
>I go now. Cry a lot.
>>154197978Truth spoken
they should probably get ulberg to the hospital
This is a lesson about what is wrong with White people. Being "mercy" showing pussies.
Jiri has dishonored the emperor of Japan I expect sudoku
>>154197993Kekekekeke
>>154198002>>Winning fight extremely handily, like it's not even competitiveI guess? The only thing that even happened before Ulberg hurt his leg was him kicking Jiri
Jiri vs. Costa interim title added to the White House card who says no?
Redditri piglets are SEETHINGKEEEEEEEEEK
>Ulberg out for a whole year recovering from injury>Jiri malding for a 2nd fight the whole timeThis couldn't have ended worse for Jiri, damn
jiri got extremely confused and didnt know what to do because he is autisticyou can see he was going back and forth between being an honorfag and finishing the fight until he got caught
Eurocucks are pussies. This is why you are getting raped by Muslims.
So who will fight for the interim or vacant belt ?Paulo Costa vs Ankalaev ??
what can i compare the jiri fight to?missing a layup in game 7 at the buzzer?
was that the biggest fuck up all time
Dark timeline
The fight was scripted and jiri had to force the outcome
>>154198027Truly, empathy and mercy will be the end of the white races.
Picks 2 wins BrazilUSA
still better than fury vs mountain russian #682
FUCK MY GAY NIGGER LIFE
>>154198053Like paying for WNBA tickets and then making sure you're seen in attendance.
Daddysanya won.
Humiliating for JiriThat was God saying “I’m done with you”He deserves it. Egotistical retard
Samurai code’s policy on seppuku?
Seppuku
Welcome to the Ulberg era
Uldaddy hits harder than PigRoevWade.
WHITES = CAN'T FIGHT
Any fighter should be instantly disqualified for pretending to be more injured than they really are
You stupid mf
ulberg will vacateprepare for ankalaev/roundtree jr for the interim
imagine being a jiri fan easiest win of his life thrown away being a retard and now the winner is going to vacate the belt due to injury
>>154198053Superbowl 49.
Jiri is a fucking retard, but to be fair, you could easily see that he took his foot off the gas after Ulberg blew his knee out
Whenever anyone shows up to the faceoff woth some kind of third world shaman ritual getup, Jiri loses. Nigga is too superstitious.
Europussies: EMPATHY IS FOR THE WEAK
>>154198018You can't do anything to the knee until the swelling subsides. He's fine.
Honestly? Still boying Jiri.
You just know that if the situation was reversed, people would be calling it the greatest comeback of all time and the greatest show of thoughness in the UFC because they love Jiri.But since he was the one who lost, people will cope and say it was a fluke loss because he had too much honor.
>>154198104Nigger you could see his whole right leg convulse in the replay
>>154198104Nigger you could literally see the tendons snap, quit coping
ngubchukvu > prolapser confirmed
>>154198107fucking kek
>>154198104he wasnt pretending, he had torn ligaments, you just loose footing kinda randomly depending on the angle you step/put weight on
>>154198116That proves he's retarded. That doesn't say anything good about him. >>154198125It's a fluke loss because he has too much retardation.
>>154198107Why Jiri :(
>>154197911Fuck it, give Costa the title
>a wounded lion is more dangerous than a hungry oneTrully one of the most of all time
>>154198123too bad hes gonna be 35 and could get some injury and never know what it's like to be champ againhe going to over train and run into something head 1st his next fight
someone give me a rizin streamthis is depressing
Marc Goddard strikes again. Jiri would have recovered and everyone knows he would have won.
>>154198073He was never the safe bet.Ulberg is clean and fast striking. Was always going to be dangerous to Jiri. Honestly, he'd probably knock out poohand too.
Yeah, Jiri's figured out. It was fun while it lasted
Eurocucks please stop being empathetic cucks.
Jiri vs Costa for the vacant title first numbered event of 2027.
indigenous BVLLS keep on winning
THE UFC IS SO FUCKING OVER. WATCH ILIA GETS SLIMED OUT BY GAITJHE
Pigri Prolapsedka I'm afraid...
>>154198104same
>>154198125ulsperg hate is extremely forced
>>154198160just like when he was ref robbed in both poohand fights. jiribros stay strong, we will win next time
this was jiris ghost of tsushima moment he will comeback with no honor and never been the same man again
Carlos Ulberg def. Jiri Prochazka via TKO (Retardation)
Dis nippa walking out to Led Zeppelin, hespect
>>154198156it's on youtube you goof
Daddyberg porked and prolapsed that piglet
>>154198107>Ulberg shows the check hook twice and then Jiri still walks into it with his chin up and hands down no more than 3 seconds afterActual Polish retard kek
>>154198164For real. If Juri embraced white supremacy he would have killed that brownoid.
>>154198107the way he fell is so funny LMAO
Laura looks so fuckable in that suit.
Holy shit the Ulberg era feels so good, it's a new age
Fan of Ulberg now.
>>154198164timmy meltdown
The arrogance of heroic fighters like Jiri knew no end. It was satisfying to see him lose.
So this means Khamzat is a lock for the LHW belt right?
>>154198107It's even worse because Ulberg showed Jiri the check hook three times before doing it. He should have known exactly what punch was coming.
I feel sorry for jiri because he is like a tier 2 autist, like actually disabledhe got thrown a curveball and couldnt adapt to it fast enoughhe would probably win if ulberg didnt fuck his leg lol
Slandering Jiri is brown coded
>>154198198Yup
>>154198063ez money
>>154198182the full event you goof
Sorry chuds, in the real world, the German-Samoan-Maori with a Mexican name wins. Not the Hyborean Samurai.
I'm literally hearing church bells outside at 12 AM, what the fuck
Man europe is dogshit!
30 minutes since the Ulberg era started
just like the last two times, the larpers have a difficult time accepting that jiri just is not good
>>154198053Blunder of the decade.It's worse than stalemating in chess, or getting backranked when you're up +10.0
jiri talbout mercy like this a movie
indigenous man marches on
Zatdaddy would have dominated both those bums t.b.h.
>>154198203kek this take actually resolved things for me. i was mad he didnt honor himself by winning before this
Jiri was vegeta the whole fucking time
>>1541980532016 western conference finals okc thunders up 3-1
>>154198107OINK OINK FRY UP SOME BACON!!!
2 weeks ago if you said Ulberg wins, you'd be called insane
>>154198224you say that as if jiri didn't win the title through an even bigger blunder a few years ago
>>154198053Ryan Garcia vs. Miguel Garza
>>154198241It was literally a pick em
>>154198198After Strickchad 48-47’s him, sure.
imagine what we wouldve done to that retarded pedophile weeb n-word if he actually tried to fight us here
HEEEEEEEEEEM RIZINY
>>154198231you cold see him sperging out completely confused on what he should do kekpoor guy
HEEEEEMU
>>154198198khamzat isn't even a lock for showing up against sean
>>154198206True. It doesn't matter how honorable or decent you are. Brown men will always hate whitey.
>>154198053Hitting a home run and missing one of the bases because you were showboating and didn't pay attention
He is going to lose a lot of sleep over that one. He handed him the title on a silver platter.
Should have been a Doctah Stoppage
Ore wa... Super Jiri da
lol they'll actually make Prochazka vs Borrachinha for the interim since this dude will stay unactive for like a year
>>154198237klay didnt miss game 4 i thinksome fag could not miss a 3
Gamrot won.
I hate city kickboxing so much its unreal
>>154198279cumsquat runs through lhw
Ulberg came into this fight looking fat and blew his knee out in the middle of the first round, it was like the planets aligned to give Jiri the win and the deranged moron refused to take it
>>154198276It would have been if Jiri had just stopped fighting like a retard
Schaub flatlined K-1's posterboy, Ulberg obliterated Rizin2 germans1 struggle
Europeans are pussies.
I dont...I just dont man....
>Strickpiggies really think Shawna Rapedland can beat ZatdaddyKEEEK
I think Jiri is done after that, he's not getting a rematch any time soon and his chin has taken too much punishment at this point
Honestly out of the entire card, im still more disappointed in Johnny walker vs Dominic reyes more than anything. even more than Jiri. They both fought like cowardly scaredy cat punk bitches who didn’t wanna fight, but point spar to a decision. They just pranced around for 3/4ths of the fight, as if they’re up and comers trying to get a title. They’re just here for fun fights, which they normally deliver on. I guess this time neither one of them wanted to look like a glass jawed fool so they agreed to go easy on each other. If they would’ve fought entertainingly it woulda been a perfect card.
jiri was getting peiced up early in the round too carlos was setting up the hooks from the start
>>154198063My picks were made entirely on which fighter looked more chad btw
>>154198287Jiri spat in the face of God then and there, his career is over. Prepare for his Tonefication
this is why tribalism is retarded, it weakens people by coddling them
>>154198287Ulberg was chosen, i know it's very hard to accept but the Ulberg era was inevitable, if you weren't a cazzie
Jiri should retire.
>>154198293they really are
>>154198244You're mixing up blunder with fluke you dumb savage
Just like lean back and kick his leg lmao
>>154198292Notice the difference in killer instinct, Ulberg immediately jumps on a hurt opponent
RAPED WHORE
>>154198297you're banned from piggy posting since azamat outright quit like a bitch
Biggest fumble I've seen in a while
Also wtf Costa... Now you suddenly remembered how to fight?
Flukes don't exist in MMA.
>>154198303he always gets pieced up then just spergs out and finishes the fight
>>154198314>Ulberg era>gets heemed by the next contenderkek
>>154198318His humiliation isn’t complete yet.
Hokit shits all over Lewis. Its not even a fair fight. Hokit is way faster and Lewis will quit.
>>154198326This is a kino bromance and hating on it is redit coded
>>154198331costa's best matchup are always against southpaws because it lets him use his body kick
Jiri didn’t show mercy. He was a coward. He only pretended to so the point to the floor thing, but then quickly went back to kicking his leg. It was cowardice and his weak chin that did him in.
borrachinha back in his no known weaknesses form
Ulberg Blitzkrieged through the jiri's chin
Ankalaev vs Costa for the interim
carlos ulberg just suffered the biggest story loss in the history of the UFC
Ulberg pulled out a completely amazing KO while injured. His win condition was the lead hook and he landed it on a guy who is vulnerable to that shot. Jirifags are coping hard and would be creaming themselves if Jiri was able to pull off a knock out after messing up his ACL/Achilles.
Wise men sayOnly fools rush in
give me rizin link pronto
poatan took this nigga's chin
Fighters like Jiri are never meant to be number one
>>154198341Hokit's brain is done forLewis will permaheem while flipping the bird at the same time.
Costa will save 205
Jiri talking about Samurai honour stopping him from pressing the attack on an injured man as if actual Samurai weren't just professional killers who would take any advantage they could over an opponent since their fights were actual life and death, not a cage match with padded gloves and referees
>>154198360This but Pigri
>>154198053GSW choking 3-1 to the Cavs probably
>>154198360How?
>>154198366rizin links are only for real men
>>154198321and you're mixing your medication with alcohol, clearly
im heemed outbeen watching fights since friday morning
>>154198340I'm happy for xher though
>>154198373He has arrogance not warrior ethics
We watching RIZIN next weeabros?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=papXj-MoQVM
I still don't know who Carlos ulberg is
HOKIT V LEWIS FOR THE WHITE HOUSE CARD
Ulberg is anime. That hook was the hype moment and aura farming that comes after the previous episode's cliffhanger of getting his knee destroyed
>>154198373samurais would of mercy killed their opponent
>>154198373Miyamoto musashi won all his duels by being a tricksy little faggot jiri should have learned this.
>>154198049>jiri got extremely confused and didnt know what to do because he is autisticthis>you can see he was going back and forth between being an honorfag and finishing the fight until he got caughtI saw this too. I think Jiri was still worried about getting countered, but he didn't fight with the same sort of hands extended/rotating guard that he used at the beginning of the fight. Jiri looked at moments like he was playing with his food, but that brought him out of what was winning him the fight
>>154198392he is... unknowable
Can’t possibly boy a fighter who fumbles it that badly. That says I’m the fool, and I support fools who don’t know what sport they’re in
Jiri = TrumpUlberg = Khamenei
I'm so depressed bros, it was almost perfect
Jiri is literally me when I match up against shitters in fightans and I can't bring myself to play seriously so I just sandbag and end up losing
This wasn’t a fluke. What was a fluke was Ulberg hurting himself. Knowers were justifiably saying he would beat Jiri. Also 28-3 will be the eternal fumble of all time
Paulo Costa is undefeated against Muslims.
>>154198395Mite b cool unless Lewis just gives up.Again.
>>154198411100% jiri is flushed and finished
>>154198413Israel Adensanya converted to Islam for like a month or something
i shut it off before the post fight. like really what was the plan? fuck around for four minutes and wait for the ref to call it? why just walk into punches? why not play it safe?
if it was me i would have just ran away from ulberg for the next 4 rounds and retire after i got the belt
The only silver lining to this is Jiri might finally stop his larp shit
Why don't other fighters just try claiming they didn't try to win when they lose? Pretty easy way to win the story every time and looks like fans just believe you.
>>154198410Which kof do you play?
>>154198411Cope.
>>154198406in other words you stop boying someone when they lose because you're a fake one a boy for heemsmas is a boy for life
>>154198352he was confused bro, dude is mentally handicapped
The white man marches o-ACK!
>>154198418You wouldn't have had to, the doctor would have stopped the fight on the stool after round 1
what's next for curtis blaydes
>>154198422Bro we literally saw it and thought the same thing before he said anything.
>>154198360it's not worse than losing against 42 year old Jan coming off a 2 year layoff due to injury seriously though that was grim af, from the fight interview to the people leaving before the winner got announced.it does remind me of the Jon fitch that happened after the main event of UFC 100, but even the stadium back then was more packed than tonight
>>154198428Can’t boy a real one who stops being a real one in the moment of truth. It really is the ultimate humiliation
>>154198392neither does he
Jiri really thought he was Achilles having his 'I won't let a stone take my glory' moment
>>154198433no he wouldn't retard ulberg could still move fine
And now ullberg is clearing his throat skirting around Jiri basically giving him the win by acting like a retard. I forget which fight made me lose faith in this guy but I remember he’s not that good. This will be a one time champ.
Why did we evolve with knees? They give so many problems
carlos ulberg is your light heavyweight champion of the world, wow.
>>154198401Britfag said in the last gamethread that Jon Jones fought in a much more Musashi-esque way than Jiri because he pursued victory no matter the cost or method. A factual post, I fear.
>>154198373It's just a bullshit excuse, he kept spamming leg kicks as soon as he realized Ulberg's knee was fucked (as he should), he lost because understimated injured Ulberg and got distracted like a retard, simple as that.
Shit was definitely Greek tragedy. Jiri has fallen out of favor. Don’t think he’s smart enough to get back, he’s just gonna get flushed now
>>154192859How can this guy look at himself in the mirror and be like "yup, i belong in the ufc".
>Jirikek boying a guy who only won a title because washed Glover made a retarded decision Lol Ulberg out-samuraid the LARPer and slept him.
>>154198454like jiri?
What a week of gold bapas, best card of the year so far just to usher in the Ulberg era, see ya in 2,3 weeks
Jiri went out like a real ass nigga. No shame in that
If you've payed attention to Jiri's career you would know that he's one of the most counter punchable men to ever live. And what's the best counter in a strikers arsenal? The lead hook.In all of Jiri's definitive losses, such as against King Mo and Poatan, he ends up getting completely flat lined by a check hook he just walks in to for no reasonAnd tell me, what is literally the only characteristic Ulberg has as a fighter? What is the one thing he can actually do? That's right, throw a left hook.Even when he was crippled, and couldn't get anything to work, he was still able to just land a hook on Jiri who just walked in to it without thinking.
uh oh
>>154198454Ulberg is turning 36 this year and will be out for at least a year with that knee, yeah he's probably never fighting for his title again
Top 3 cursed fights 1.) Jiri v ulberg2.) van vs pantoja 3.) Volkov vs Jailton almeida
are we ever gonna see a good title reign again? is it all either gonna be one and done or move up a weight class? did we really not know how good we had it with pantoja (we meaning the rest of you, im not a cazzie)
>>154198456Problems like ufc championship belts?
>>154198479Yeah you're right in hindsight it was obvious that a fast counterpuncher who is extremely comfortable on the backfoot was gonna heem Jiri.I didn't want to believe, I guess...
>>154198458Yes if you are not ball busting or eye gouging or showing up an hour late youre not committed surviving youre committed to getting a knife in the throat. Let's look at the last Jones altercation where he knows he can heem the guy but he still comes up strapped because irl you must kill or be killed
>>154198458>in a much more Musashi-esque way than Jiri because he pursued victory no matter the cost or method.never get a heem by eyepoke like weedman tho
>>154198481They're all leaning the same way...who's the great attractor?
If JDM wins his title back we will have 3 Aussie champs
I thought perredit was the champ. What happened to that bum?
>lose virginity>get heemedJiri got what he deserved
>>154198480>i kneel
I have evidence that Ulberg and other CKB guys buy steroids from the same supplier that I do. How do I sell the evidence to journalists? Do I just start emailing them?
>>154198463>Jiri has fallen out of favorComplete nonsense. He was provided with an easy victory after Ulberg blew his knee out
>>154198481prehistoric pre-dilbert khamzat meme
>>154198373>since their fights were actual life and death, not a cage match with padded gloves and refereesi mean you said it right there
>>154198481why is khamzat allowing himself to be seen with a hijabless whore like that
>>154198390Nigga I am taking my own life
>>154198504That's like a year or two away after Islam retires because there's no way in hell JDM wins that rematch
Where's that brit that kept mentioning Ulberg's loss to Kennedy? Just wanted to say: I was right and you were wrong.
Anyone who wants to take a break from lusting after men and watch actual fighting:>>154060103>>154060103>>154060103
>>154198515Did he win after the Gods gave him the golden opportunity?
>>154198480folded and riding a bike position just like Islam lol
>>154198531>guys guys please you my two week old thread please please please they won't give me my shill paycheck if it doesn't hit bump limit
>>154198531>twelve day threadlesbians would have moved in already
>>154198531Should I watch this or rizin
>>154198481did he smesh?
>>154198553>>154198553>>154198553>>154198553New
>>154198486>Ulberg is turning 36I don't want anyone to make fun of a "young 34 year old prospect" ever again
>>154198524natural spineless beta, i fear
lmao mma guru was wrong about everything this eventhope no one listened tot hat tubby dickhead for betting advice
>>154198540>wins against glover after he shoots a gilly after rocking him guess so'
>>154198584He's wrong about almost every event
>>154198410Kek
>>154198324All brown men want to kill white men and rape white women. The fact that we haven't totally annihilated them after 500 years of geopolitical dominance is a travesty.
Jiri literally doesn’t know how to win when the fight is in his favor. Once Ulberg got injured Jiri got too lost to fight
