Rory's nipples edition
I'd no homo suck on his nipples (I would homo kiss Spieth though)
MASHED POTATOES
I hope they kill that fucking faggot that yelled that shit. Slow, brutal, medieval style shit.
is rose ever going to get one bros?
hopefully rory notices theres a tree in front of him.
what a beautiful day at Augusta
>"MASHED POTATOES" has irreparably damaged this sport.
What do you think he's doing right now?
>>154191291the waffle house waitress
>>154191267The level of autism is admirable.
Why does the grass look like shitWith college football cucked from Dixie this is literally the last thing they are supposed to have to be proud about
give me back my mashed potatoes
Was that a Mel Gibson "Ransom" reference, btw?
>be Mcilchoke>chokeyou couldn’t make this up
>>154191291Driving cars very poorly.
>>154191298That was IHOP, anon. Even worse.
>>154191298>>154191339It was Perkins
Whats more prestigious: the masers, the Open at the old course or the Waste Management open?
>>154191339IHOP is nicer than Waffle House
>>154191359The muni 10 minutes from my house
>>154191359Waste management open had those cool little truck bottles
>>154191317no, its from the patriotmel says it before killing the guy who killed his son earlier in the movie
>>154191358It was IHOP dipshit. Listen to the tapes.
Why don't they just hit the ball in the hole? Are they stupid?
>>154191364you don't know it yet but this is the most American sentence you will ever read.
>>154191359>or the Waste Management openare you even listening to yourself typing that?
>>154191385That doesn't sound right, but it's been a while since I've seen both of those movies...
Dime piece in the green sundress
LOLry bros did we get too cocky?
WHAT A KWAB.
They should put cats inside of each of the holes so when the ball lands close, the cat can pull it in. Would be cute to watch.
Okay let's finish this with a bogey for Fatrick and a birdie for Rory
>>154191392This isn't basketball, this is a difficult game that teh player has very little control over.
well it's over rorybros
Jesus
>>154191415>standing next to some fat fuck with a shitty trying-to-hide-my-pelican-neck beard. What the FUCK is up with this shit?
>>154191390>The most outspoken of Tiger's alleged mistresses, Mindy Lawton reportedly met Woods at a Perkins restaurant near the golfer's Isleworth, Fla., home, where Lawton was an $8-per-hour waitress.Get fucked bitchboyhttps://theweek.com/articles/498763/tiger-woods-mistresses-complete-guide
it's over for rory isn't it?
>>154191438we got too cocky.
>>154191431Tits or GTFO faggot
>>154191450He's so back.
>>154191450Anything can happen at Augusta on Sunday anon, a tradition unlike any other
WE'RE IN
beautiful
So rory was undone by a mel gibson reference?
>>154191465not sure why you're getting so angry. he's right that would be cute to watch, cats are cute
is it going to be scottie reed or scottie Xi pairing?
>>154191385no he doesn't>kill me before the war is over eh? It seems like you were not the better man>swings sword which mel dodges and grabs a burning bayonet from the ground to stab comically evil british man>you're right my sons were better men
mel gibson was right
Why is tiger a sex addict?
>>154191446earl was a massive racist who hated white people. he told tiger all whites were racists and they all called him n---- behind his back. he told tiger the only way to get back at them was to fuck as many white women as he could. true story
>>154191446She worked at IHOP when they started dating and then got fired and worked at perkins. eat shit bitchboi.
>>154191431>>154191486>everyone upset all the cats are black
>>154191450His (shit) round is almost over, but not his contention for the win.
>>154191506I hope it really hurt when earl died. Like worst pain imaginable. and I hope it took a long time.
How come whenever CBS shows a LIV player they broadcast it like a humiliation ritual?
>>154191505He's half asian which makes him a massive gooner.
>>154191510>she (HEADCANON)Concession accepted. W acquired
>>154191534Jim Nantz never forgets
>>154191534Being a LIV player is a humiliation ritual.
remember that time molinari and koepka and finau and poulter all hit in the water consecutively on 12?
>>154191555Trips of truth
>>154191542>i know more about tiger's whores than you do!kek. faggot.
>>154191570No need to sign your post
scottie and chinaman kino pairing
Rose is so nice
>>154191580jej, a classic.
>>154191498>you're right my sons were better men>NOW GIMME BACK MY SON *stabs him*roll credits
Justin rose kinda a silver fox
>>154191562Oh, and then the faggot with one leg magically came back and won the tournament for LE COMEBACK ZOMG? Yeah. We do.
>>154191580>n-n-n-n-n-no ufaggot.
>>154191536Makes sense actually
To be honest, this has "scottiewinslol" written all over it
>>154191607no need to sign your post
>>154191610this
Me when the clouds come rolling in: GIVE ME BACK MY SUN!
>>154191610My dad - who seems to be a genius in calling the outcome of these things - just made the bold prediction that he’s going to win
>>154191638Who did he say was going to win 2024?
Bigger choke: Spieth '16 or McIlroy '26?
>>154191505He's half black which makes him a massive gooner.
>+1
I don't like Frank Nobilo
>>154191505He's half white which makes him a massive gooner.
I mean it's not really a collapse, but also it is
my guy turned a 6 shot lead into a no shot lead
Dumb shit squandered a 6 shot lead
>>154191505I feel like all the replies to this are simultaneously correct
Smart move by Rory. Get the choke out now when you have a huge lead so no stress tomorrow.
>>154191676I like him
>>154191676I like him and Rich Lerner
>>154191706Honestly this. Nobody remembers Saturday collapses.
>>154191646> scottie wins 2024 players champs, wins the masters> rory wins 2025 players champs, wins the masters> young wins the 2026 players champs, ...
I'm glad this shit tightened up. If rory was 10+ ahead of the field tomorrow would be a snorefest.
>>154191245Rory Mcilsoy looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his blue shirt before the patrons. Very very disrespectful.
Insanely fun moving day. Cannot wait to watch tomorrow. Leaderboard is stacked.
first page of leaderboard has:1 player i'll be backing as "my guy" to win3 players i'd be happy with winning1 player i'd be ok with winning1 player i have no opinion on2 players i'd be very annoyed with them winning2 players who if they win i literally stop following golf, the sport would be dead to me
How will Rory bounce back tomorrow? He's the only one in the top 10 who shot over par today.
>>154191756Care to say who for each category?
i absolutely despise everything about shane lowry
>>154191756>2 players who if they win i literally stop following golfcantplay and xi?
What on earth is he doing
>>154191767rorylowry day rosescottieliyoung burnsreed cantlay
She was an IHOP waitress. I don't care what you say.
Uhhh... magnet bros?https://x.com/i/status/2042729575071760503
>>154191774He's just another fat american
>>154191795>what are extreme slopes and momentum?
Haotong Li victory would cause the most butthurt.
Folks, let me tell you... let me tell you something. Nobody, and I mean nobody, chokes like Rory McIlroy choked at the Masters today. It was beautiful. It was tremendous. It was the biggest, most spectacular collapse in the history of golf. Maybe ever!Rory had a lead so huge, it was like... it was like my poll numbers in 2020, okay? Massive! He was up by, what, seven, eight strokes? They were calling it over. The fake news media was already writing the headline: "Rory Wins! Europe Takes Another One!" Sad!But what happened? What happened, people? He wasted it. Totally wasted it. Like a total lightweight. One bad hole, then another, then... boom! The whole thing evaporated. Poof! Gone. It was like watching a beautiful, beautiful lead just... disappear. Tremendous lead. Historic lead. And then? Nothing. Weak. Very weak.I said it before, I’ll say it again: Augusta is a tough place. Very tough. The greatest golfers in the world, but you gotta have the killer instinct. You gotta have the guts. Rory? Great player. Nice swing. But when it counted? No clutch. No finish. He folded faster than Sleepy Joe at a debate!The crowd was stunned. I was watching, believe me. I know golf. I own great golf courses, the best golf courses. And I’m telling you, this was not a win for golf. This was a disaster for golf. We need winners out there. Strong winners. Not guys who blow seven-shot leads like it’s nothing.Rory, if you’re listening – and I know you are – you gotta get tougher. Get some winning DNA. Maybe spend some time at Trump National. We’ll fix that mental game. We’ll make your putting great again!But seriously, folks... what a choke. What an unbelievable choke. The Masters will never forget this one. Never. And neither will I.
>>154191790
>>154191784>no opinion on Li>would be very annoyed if Young or Burns wonKinda weird but okay
>Why does Vijay Singh keep playing the Masters when he knows he won't make the cut?
>>154191795Just a poor camera angle that didn’t capture what was actually happening
>>154191827Thank you for your attention to this matter
>>154191840Because he is an asshole. For real, though. Absolute fucking dickhead in person.
>Meanwhile, a lurker has popped out of nowhere from the gallery.lol, don't be shocked if he wins tomorrow.
>>154191840It's the one time during the year he gets to play Augusta National. Like Freddie Couples still out there every year. Also the free Champions Dinner.
Nap time then 2:30pm tee time. See you all for the Scheffler victory parade tomorrow.
>>154191896>free dinnerThere's a racist joke in there somewhere...
>>154191907Does it confuse you when they say "Sunday" at the Masters?
>>154191908it's not racist he's a notorious tight wad and has been caught cheating as well.
>>154191840Literally just a pension. You just need to show up to work 2 times per year to claim it
>>154191930racist isn't a bad term, but it does describe what the joke would be, as far as adjectives go.
>>154191908You now remember the 1998 champions dinner where Tiger served fried chicken and collard greens
>>154191921>this confuses and enrages the different time zoner
>>154191956>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! FUZZY IS A WAYYYSSIS!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THIS WILL PLAGUE HIM FOREVER!!!!kek
leaderboard looking nice and competitive
i hope that guy got his son back
Sheffler has gone super saiyan and is gonna win it
>>154191505gigadork in his youth and raised with military style discipline, was bound to go crazy at some point
I shot a 91 at the world famous Smyrna National Golf Club®©™ in Smyrna, Tennessee today
>>154191468False alarm, it's so over
>>154191506source?
>>154191505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_7nHwFeP3U
i played wekopa it was so kino
for me it's shinnecock hills and pinehurst no 2
rorybros, how we feelin?
>>154191245>CHOKEry back in full forceWill this nigga ever learn
>>154191291Vicodin
Rory shitting the bed today was great for a lot of reasons, but primarily because we now have an absolutely stacked Sunday leaderboard. Even the -5s gotta be thinking they're a heater away from a green jacket. Realistically I think 7s are the closest cuz I don't see Rory and Cam Young both treading water or coming back. But let the record show, Cam Young was my pick on Tuesday (>>154140619) and I am sticking with him. Also, I think -16 wins outright, -15 maybe or playoff. Depends how hard Augusta wants the greens to be.>>154140619
>>154191907kwab, you didnt stick to your guns very long did you
I think Scottie is gonna go low. He could have easily shot a 63 today. I think Cam Young shoots, at worst, a 68 with his length and ball striking...so -15 is the min number in my head. It'd take a crazy round from Scottie which is possible, but my pick is Burns. He kinda played like dogshit today and shot a 68. Has all the length needed to get after the back nine and he's the best putter on the front page of the leaderboard.Only chaser I'm certain has no chance is Lowry cuz he'll shit himself if he gets the lead.
Also, an underrated part of the leaderboard is that it's filled with dudes who just go through a brief routine and hit the ball. There aren't any anchors like Cantlay slowing up play for the final groups. Burns and Rory were so good at this today. For all the crazy places Rory hit the ball, they never fell behind the group in front cuz they still got to their ball and let it rip. Burns might actually be the fastest player on tour.
is there a list of which players accepted their invites first? I'd like to know who was the 69th.
rory either wins by 3 shots or finishes out of the top 10
>>154196648He's really freaking good on the back 9, especially with Sunday pins. I don't think he wins cuz of his left miss, but he's at worst a top 5 tomorrow. His biggest prob is Cam Young is just as long as him and able to get after the back 9 as well.
About to pick up a new set of clubs. You guys need anything?
>>154197002a large Dr Pepper and a box of skittles
Now that the dust has settled...What do you guys think happened to the "GIVE ME BACK MY SON" guy? I'm guessing Fred buried him behind Rae's Creek.
He makes it so easy to root against him. Nothing about him even seems real. And whenever his facade slips, it's just a douchebag. Fleetwood is genuine, honest, and humble. He's by far the easiest Britbong to root for.https://x.com/GolfChannel/status/2043111322930274779
The leaderboard hasn't changed since earlier today. Did play stop or something?
>>154197326He was...corrected.
>>154197477oh, hey fatrick reed's personal cocksucker. How did you enjoy FATRICK'S round today?
How do >we feel about these pairings, bros? Who's taking the jacket?
>>154197562Never sucked Pat's cock per se, but all in all, it was okay? He's 5 back heading into Sunday. Prior winners have been 5 back entering the back 9. But if Patty's veiny, girthy Johnson slaps you in the face tomorrow evening while he's donning a 2nd green jacket, just know I was first and you'll always be my seconds, faggot.
>>154197326>clockwork_orange_reeducation.jpg
>>154197639>all these wordsOh, yeah. You sucked it good. You faggot.
>>154197727I'll concede this post if you agree to suck my chode when he shoots 63 and wins outright at -16 tomorrow. Deal?
>phoneposting while sucking fatrick's pen0rkwafaggot. don't worry, you can catch fatrick on the doublepen0r world tour next weekend. faggot.
that's just a terrible questionnext questionawful
Why are all LIV Golf fans faggots?
>>154197795>phonepostingI would never phone post in a Masters thread. If i did, I'd expect Fred Ridley to send goons to my house to take me out. I computer post like a real man from my real IP. The Masters deserves the respect.
>im not phoneposting, im just retardedAh, now the fatrick worshipping finally makes sense. You had me worried all day, little fella.
>>154197902Have the courage to quote me, coward. You must be a Roryfag.
>>154197863don't reply to that schizo, it's an insane troll
>>154197991It's midnight in the Masters thread. I'm just kinda bored, 2bh.
>>154198013i get it, just dropping facts
>>154197951>q-q-quote meWhat now, bitch?
>>154197991>don't reply to that schizo, it's an insane trollyou sound kind of soft...
Patrick Reed is based
>the potential GOAT golfer unironically ruined the remainder of his career and legacy by autistically trying to LARP as a navy sealWhy did no one in Tiger’s circle tell him he was being cringe
>>154198602Once you're that rich you're just surrounded by yes-men.
based Rory making it close to add extra american seethe when he wins
>>154198602>autistically trying to LARP as a navy sealwhat?
>>154197477He explained why he'll play free. Nothing wrong here
>>154198823retard
>>154198709your country, oh, wait, your country HAS no real PGA pros, but the country CLOSEST to you, their most famous player is MASSIVE choke artist. And, yes, make the same lydia ko, "joke" you made earlier, because that one landed SO fucking well. Dumb fucking aussie-wannabe. Queen cuck.
what causes euros to latch onto the achievements of other countries to shit talk americans?
>>154198958what?
>>154198978retardation and inbreeding.
>>154198981Exactly. retard.
>>154198958Oh hello bunnykins, did your black female line manager put you on for the night shift as well? Tough break there, champ, bit like Bryson. I'll keep you company on /pol/ as well if you like, you can include all of us in your morning report
>>154199005>the raped and gaped retard finally shows upkek
>>154199017>Your girlfriend's on tinder whilst you're on the night shift monitoring an indian bobs and vagene forum for $25/hourGrim, just like Bryson's second round
>>154199047>blah blah blahYawn. I thought aussies were supposed to be clever.
>>154197477>Willingly lives in Dubai>35 years old with a 60 year old wifeew no
>>154198958Jason Day?
To increase pace of play, Brian Harman and Jordan Spieth will both tee off at the same time. Hitting their shots simultaneously.
Final round of the Masters is the one of the best days of the year. I'm very excited for it
>Couldn't watch round 3 >check the score this morningRorysisters are we cooked?
>>154196108what guns? You've mistaken me for someone else.
>>15419700245hcp asian grandpamaxxing I see
>>154197477>"Yeah uhhh... Yeah I'm comfortable p-playing tomorrow... I -uhh I have a green jacket-"
Lads my meft shoulder is genuinely fucked from one (1) bad hit. Still hurting since december. Golf, not even once
>>154197002The high price fixes your slice
>>154197002Not even Goldfinger did that to his clubs and he used to goldify bitches.
morningwho will crumble first?>>154197605
>>154200590>morningbruh, isn't it like 06:00 or something? Why are you already up?
>>154200683stop judging me >:(
I think everyone here has a realistic chance
Today is a top 3 sports day in the entire year IMO. Few events as good as the back nine on Masters Sunday.
>scheffler and li KINO
Who you got?
It's over for Roryfags. Cam has God on his side.
>>154200946isn't rory a catholic also
rory bros we must believe
>>154197002God I hate third worlders and brownoids
>>154198823Navy SEALs do a lot of raping and drug abusing
>>154201641I thought crayon eating was their thing?
>>154201667no that'd be the marines
>>154200928The field.
It's almost go time bros
>>154199431Did Wikipedia tell you that?
ladsLADSIt's Sunday at The Masters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts8PX8xGw9Q
This shit gets me goinghttps://x.com/i/status/2043272916993781840
lmao why did unc Gary think yammering like this was a good ideahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLZ81fhOo_4
>>154200963Doubt he actually practices.
>>154200928Scott E. Scheffler
>>154201887He's always had a big mouth. It's fine.
>>154201887>"It's because of racism" -Gary "the blacks need to be civilized" Player
I can't believe Rory did it again. Why does he insist on making things so difficult for himself?
>>154202245for the ratings
>>154202245Just a bad frontrunner. Most guys are cuz it's hard. Only the true sickos like Tiger, Jack and Raymond Floyd love playing with a lead.
I was looking for the Etta James "at last" promo they played on the broadcast yesterday because it was pure kino but I can't find it anywhere :(
>even the fucking masters in the morning pairing is a fuck black buck with a "white" femalejesus fucking christ...
>>154203025you lost chud
When is everyone gonna get here? When Fatrick Reed and Morikawa tee off?
>>1542034823 hours still for them
The seethe that Reed produces from non-Americans (shitskins) is amazing
>sergio meltykek
>>154203571Wow. You're up nice and early to simp for your hero.
>>154203677Sorry you missed the cut, Akshit
>>154200590Rory
rory +3 today
Scottie and Cam finish 1-2 cap it
>>154203982Scottie Sunday Scunday
Do u guys think the give me back my son guy is in attendance?
Have you guys ever phoned in a penalty on a player before?
>>154204000I hope they’re water boarding him in a maintenance shed.
>>154204049I wouldn't want to risk a professional hitman suiciding me with two bullets in the back of my head
hello, friends
>>154203509Yeah I know but it's basically the earliest of the groups still in with a chance of contention.
JT's bussy looking solid today.
>>154204131Hovland is looking good so far
>>154204049Yes, reported Rory for violating the no homosexuals at Augusta rule.
>>154204000Almost certainly barred. Most tournies would be happy for viral moments but Masters doesn't want or need them.
>>154204191Eventually it will decay into TikTok broadcasting and gluten-free pimento sandwiches once the zoomers take over, but I'm thankful there are a few boomer gatekeepers still standing strong
masters immortality or legendary choke for rory today?
The duality of Spaniards
Chances of a Speef -12 day today?
>>154204408If he chokes again today blowing that lead he will be immortalised regardless. I hope he gets his shit together and goes back to back though.
Just put $1000 on Rosie to win
im sorry i just dont think charl schwartzel has any chance of winning this thing
What time does Tiger tip off?
>>154204664usually after the Prozac hits
John. Fucking. Rahm.
Did Vijay pick up his $25,000 participation check yet, or is it direct deposit?
Sergio. Perrocaca. García.
>>154204494>-1 alreadyit's a lock
Would really like to see Reitan set a course record today. He's the only dark horse left in it.
>hideki low hook out of the strawelite camerawork
S P E E FURGE
Just gave the IRS another 1k to send to Israel lads
Interesting how all the LIV golfers are playing now, and the PGA pros aren’t teeing off until this afternoon…
>>154204874I BELIEVE
>>154204899be less shit then?
Sergio "Cherry" García.
I'm rooting for sugar Shane so he can attend the masters dinners with Rory
>>154204899They have a big event in mexico city coming up, so The Board allowed them to play early to get a head start.
Holy shit! Another albatross for SURGEio Gářçíå!!!
>>154204978Makes sense, especially considering they’re all former champions. They can do whatever they want
Why don't they hit their driver at ~80% power into the fairway, then hit their 5 iron into the green instead of trying to smash your driver into a wedge?
>>154205081Why don’t they just smash their putters at 1,000% of their power?
>>154205081because you can get closer to the pin with a wedge than with a 5 iron
>>154205081more spin on wedges, so easier to hold the green, also less dispersion overall from wedges
>>154205128not when you're spraying all your drivers into the woods
>>154205149ok so maybe dont do that? why arent you playing at the masters today if you have all the answers?
>>154205149you're assuming you gain accuracy by dialing back the driver but that's not exactly true
Spieth is in the zone
>>154205170>ok so maybe dont do that?see>>154205081
>>154205184i did see that, thats why i said >>154205128
The worst part about these threads are all the tryhards who pretend to be le great golfers
you dont win a major by playing like a pussy
>>154205184>>154205149please take your adhd medication
>>154205149Being close with a bad lie is better than being far back but in the fairway.Mark Broady, etc.
I would birdy every hole on this course
>>154205214What are we supposed to post here?
Long time industry guy here, being closer to the pin is better than being further away from it
>>154205240something unrelated to golf according to anon, I guess
>>154205214Im not great, but Im probably better than (You)
>>154205258source???
>>154205258This guy knows ball
We in the industry refer to the hole as the "pin"
>>154205222true
Real industry insiders call it the cup
>>154205258In my experience, hitting it into the sand is bad and hitting it into the water is really bad.
actual industry guys refer to it as the tin can
>>154205286what the fuck? that shot looked really good kek
Hard to believe Speith managed to hold on to his card. What's he do? He doesn't do nothing.He on a perpetual sponsor's exemption or what? Fucking mystery.
Who's the best driver on tour? Driver of automobiles.
>>154205262Big tits, big shots, commentary about Rory choking.
>>154205362well i know who it certainly isnt, am i right?
>>154204973>Tiger wins first Masters in ‘97>Following year puts the jacket on best bud Mark O’Meara>Rory wins first Masters last year >This year puts the jacket on best bud Shane Lowry
>>154205414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uu8hDBKmy_c
Imagine the seethe when Wyndham Clark shoots 62 and wins
Why did Garcia get so mad? He's not even contention.
>>154205459Wyndham the type of dude to serve white bread toast and chicken fingers with ketchup at the champions dinner. It’s a reasonable seethe.
>>154205468It's basically the only chance he has all year to play a tournament that matters so I can understand the frustration
>>154205459>Augusta makes a special champions locker just for him
>>154205468He's getting deported
Wyndham Clark, the man you call when Max Homa isn't available.
Who’s the worst Masters winner ever?
>>154205566speef barely concealing his rage in all of these different photos will never cease to get a laugh out of me
>>154205566Immelman
norGODS
amanda's braline sighting
I hope the guy who called Reitan “the dark horse” is crying
>>154205566Big picture, Woods.
Rory has a chance today, whereas if his lead had been cut to 2 or 3 yesterday, he would be 100% guaranteed to choke.
>>154205852The fuck? He lost a 6 stroke lead... he's choking as we speak.
This CBS intro can't be real. BM/WF couple go to the movies and Black guy lectures her about Rory McIlroy. Science fiction meets subversion.
>>154197326he's sleeping with li's balls now
Wyndham Clark and Max Homa force a playoff. Imagine the seethe!
>>154205459You mean Patrick Reed
>>154203571Based>>154203677Obsessed
>another 8-minute commercial breakA TRADITION UNLIKE ANY OTHER
bryson would be lapping the field rn
>>154205885He can recover from a Saturday choke, but a small lead on Sunday would be game over for him
a score of -18 wins today
>>154197540A heckler?
>>154205333idk why you guys talk shit when he's already a HOF lock, and still could pull out a career grand slam if he got serious about golf again
>>154206066no it's gonna get up to 88 degrees in a few hours. -12 is closer
>>154206090I have went through my calculations again, its -17
>>154205999IMO, the lack of commercial breaks yesterday was dramatic. Far fewer than other pro sports.
>>154205999I pay for my coverage like a good goy but the trade off being barely any ads. There's like one minute of ads every hour or so.
just started running... what the fuck do you mean the room temperature sports drink meme was real
I woke up late but at least I didn't miss the top 8 starting
whom ever makes their score the lowest by the end of today will win
>tfw you can't see the ball
>>154205039>formerexacty
fatbitch reed
Reports say that Tiger did want to go to the Champions dinner, however, he couldn't find a ride.
>>154206090>guys who spend a huge portion of their lives working outside cant handle some mild heatconfirmed for not watching golf
>>154206222>low score winsstupid game.
>>154200946>>154200963>>154201900Speef is a practicing Catholic and is on the cusp of 10 years without a major.
>>154206299needs to practice harder then
>>154206222Analysis like this is why I come to /golf/.
>>154206079Kek
>>154206318>Scheffler was raised Catholic but his wife made him start going to a Presbyterian Church in 2022>Wins his first major in 2022
>>154206222>whoever plays the least amount of golf wins!dumbass
I know everything about golf I played crazy golf games on the Wii.
Patty lookin juicy
>red on Sunday (again)that fat fuck should actually die
Sean Penn is in attendance at The Masters today, according to Sky Sports Golf
when is the masters restarting again or is it on right now
>>154206383It's starts in like 20 minutes
>>154206380milk
>Penge
If anyone makes fun of Reed again I’m taking a toaster bath
>>154206153no idea what meme you're talking about but your body digests more efficiently when the drink is closer to your body temperature it's just less pleasant to taste
>>154206385good goodshould I bet on shane?
>>154206383It’s been going on nigga
>>154206403No
>Viktor
>>154206403>should I betno
kids these days got no control, just smacking it as hard as they can
>>154206399why isn't fatrick wearing pink today like he normally does on sundays? Did he get tired of being called fagtrick and jigglypuff
Hovland in the drink. He hammered the shit out of that.
>>154206426He’ll be the greatest player to never win a major when it’s all set and done. The nerves just get to him when he’s close.
>>154206400oh shit that makes sense. i feel it like INSTANTLY, it's fucking crazy
How’s my boy Speef doin?
did they shorten the course over night or something
>>154206466Looking cute but he's out of it
>>154206470Yeah they put it in the drier too long
>>154206430b-b-b-b-but strokes gained of the tee, unc!
>>154206479Is that Bryson lingo? Never heard of that metric.
Tommy, just because your wife is a geriatric, it doesn't mean you need to dress like her father.
>>154206431Goodbye world. You were not nice enough to standup gentleman Patrick Reed
which golfer should i root for if i'm a bussy connoisseur?
>>154206488It's what people who can hit it far, but can't hit the green, use for cope when they three-jack it.
>>154206506the one in the lead
>>154206506Patrick Reed
Look at all of these hot bitches in sundress and those wide hat things standing next to disgusting beer-drinking fat fucks. What the fuck is wrong with this world?
>>154206507>>154206488"Strokes gained" is weird because they use positive numbers to mean you're going more into the negative
hovland just digging himself deeper ever shot
I've been reading that The Secret To Golf book recently and I'm certain at this point that professional golfers are psychopaths.
>>154206518i like this option. i can never lose.
my friend carries a 1 iron. he always makes a point to say out loud whenever he uses it, like "looks like a 1 iron kind of hole" "lets see what the 1 iron can do". every single fucking time he shanks it into the woods or tops it straight for 40-50 yards. he has never hit the club clean in his whole life but he still fucking does this every time we golf.
viktor is glitching out of this tournament like his shirt.
>>154206534Minecraft ahhh shirt
>>154206521You need to stop fixating on this or you'll never enjoy life.
>>154206521they're rich, buddy
>>154206523it's analytics fags trying to get involved in yet another sport, instead of sticking to fucking baseball where they fucking belong. You think Jack or Arnie or fucking Harry Vardon gave a flying fucking shit about STROKES-GAINED BROOOO!?
Ugh this Hovland hole has been hard to watch. What a disaster.
isnt hitting the green better than hitting it short or over the green?
>>154206557Hit his 3-iron 290 though. kek.
what was hatton having a melty about on 6 tee?
>>154206567Yes and no. Yes, it's better than not being on the green, no it's not better than not not being on the green.
>>154206567staying on the green is arguably just as important as merely hitting it
That was not the right club to use
NO FIST BUMPS IN THE MASTERS
>>154206594Someone should have yelled out, "did your wife hit that shot for you, Tommy?"
SCOTTIE
>>154206521they mog you
Scottie looks like he’s 45. Is it all the sun?
Id simply aim away from the bunkers
who is aceing 16 today?
>>154206623Smart money is on Lowry.
>>154206609I'd kick all their asses and bang all of their gold-digging "wives"
>>154206637yeah that's why you're here and not at the Sunday round at the Masters
norn iron
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about patrick. u wouldnt say this shit to him at the range, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
>>154206082I'm not badmouthing him, I think it's genuinely confusing how he's always in tournaments but never getting anything done.Like it's amazing that despite the lack of notable performance he's holding on to his card all these years.
>>154206653Yep. I'm banging their wives right now.
>>154206622Seems like a suboptimal strategy if all these professionals are deciding to hit their shots in the sand
>>154206669>hangs out with the hottest dudes.that's how we met
>hes jacked. yeah>not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, yeah>eats at the chillest restaurants yeah>and hangs out with the hottest dudeswait, what?
I'd simply fill in the bunkers.
Rory in the drink in the montage kek
>>154206689It's for the narrative TRVST....
>named victor>doesn't victory
colin needs to get these vibes up lest he infect Reed with them
A...corrrrection, you say?
>>154206478
>>154206709he's having driver yips and his putter is pretty inconsistent atm, he can put together a good day, but he hasn't really had a good tournament run in a while
for me it's the masters
FATRICK!
>>154206734You are in the right place
im scared what if young gets the win and not roryuuhuuuuhuuu
>>154206739a couple of days ago people told me he was going to winwere they lying to me?
i hope rory loses and he gets AIDS
desu whenever he says "Dottie" it always sounds like "Daddy"
>>154206757I don't think it will affect you personally in any way.
>>154206763They were trying to hedge the bets and get better odds.
>>154206757anyone except the boring non-smiling turbochristian man desu
>>154206776I will lose a whole £1.50
ROSEGODS WE ALREADY WON
IT BEGINS
>>154206789unfortunately, boring non-smiling turbochristian man is probably most likely to win from here
Bros… what if Jake Knapp wins?
ELLO FREEEEEEENS
Dis gon be good
Scottie seems inevitable...
>>154206789>>154206813rent free
Rapedry Chokelroy loses today
>>154206821rent free
this might be a good game indeed
Scottie is winning this ezpz. Wish it was Rose tho
Comprehensive list of players I dislike:Rose, JustinEnd of list.
Scottie has this in the bag
Scheffler vs. DaySudden Death Playoff cap this
Literally everything is locked behind a paywall or geolocked. Is the Youtube livestream the legit thing or is it gimped because it's free?
>>154206857has what? clubs? balls?
>>154206864Just watch it on CBS, bro.
>>154206864I have no idea. The youtube stream seems to be a preview, maybe slightly delayed?Yankees please assist.
>>154206873His Zyn pouches
I like Scottie as a lad, but the guy is such a lame champion>Horrendous swing that no amateur should ever replicate>Doesn't give af golf, would probably pass on next year's Masters if there was a scheduling conflict with his wife's weekend bake sale.>ZERO charisma or personality.>Turned his back on the Holy Pontiff.I will be pulling for Cameron Young and Justin Rose today.
HATTONBROS
>>154206637You wouldn’t, though. People who attend this find you disgusting at best. They pay huge sums of money not to be anywhere near people like you. It’s genuinely how you see tweakers and the homeless, they have the same revulsion for you
when i golf with my friends i purposely hit it into the sand haha they call me the sandman because im always in the sand haha
Nice shot Tyrell
>>154206878Need to log in with a paying subscription service to watch it on CBS>>154206882Seems like a watered down shit version, i don't know
HERE COME SPEEF
Spieth. What a name. Spieth.
Nice eagle from Spieth too. We're getting a flurry of cracker shots.
Bunker to pin shots are always kino.
MY SPEEFIE
>>154206903It is live. But it will not cover the whole game sadly.
>>154206903I think The Masters website usually streams it free, that's where I watched it in the past
>>154206929https://www.masters.com/en_US/live/index.html?videoChannel=simul
>>154206903Just go to the Masters website. They stream it all for free
I've essentially put low stakes bets on everyone even close to top of the leaderboard. I'm amazed how much money I will make if Scottie wins.
>>154206929Geolocked for europoors, sadly.>>154206927Yeah I'm getting that feeling. Guess I'll keep digging till i find something
Soon.
>>154206945What's he paying?
>>154206953>Geolocked for europoors, sadly.way to grow the game, guys
ROSEGODS>ROSEGODSROSEGODS>ROSEGODS
ROSE LIGHTING THE CANDLE
Day of the Rose(s)
ROSE WINS THE MASTERS
ROSECHANDS WE UP
everybody is piping hothow does rory feel seeing that?
So comfy
>>154206945Put more money on Scottie NOW
>>154206585He's locked in eternal battle with a tribe of hostile gnomes
>>154206960I put in £1 and it will give me £30 if he wins.
>>154206979rory is absolutely shook
Sergio Garcia lol.
>>154206959cam young won't finish within 5 shots of the winner (scottie)
If Justin Rose finally wins this, I might actually cry.
>>154206898>getting this assmad over a post that has been re-posted all weekendkek
Hovland is such a goober lol I absolutely hate his game
>>154206996Yeah you're right it's not a good spot for him>'Well, do I got it fixed now" vs "holy shit we're having fun doing weird shit here"
ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>154207000Idc. I just want anyone but rory to win.
Now back to Hovland… behind a tree again
Alright, chicken patties and fries are in the oven, first captain and coke is mixed, windows open, jammies on. I'm ready for the final group to tee off now. Go ahead.
>>154207018>PJGODS
>>154207016rent free
>>154206864masters.com doesn't work in waffleland?
should they award something to the guy in second place? a brown jacket or something.
>>154207017>sails it 150 yards past the pin
>>154206953You want a stream link? Keep in mind I'm on a Mac so I don't know what the virus situation might be on non computers.I have a few tabs pop up and then it works without interruption. Might be different for you.
Should I watch featured groups? I missed the Rose birdie
>>154207023No it only works in America.I do have pirated TV that can watch almost any major global network, but I'm too lazy to go downstairs and watch the Masters that way.
>>154206991Where the fuck are you getting 30/1 on Scottie?
>>154207036Watch the main broadcast I'm sure it'll jump back and forth quickly enough
double bogey on the first hole incoming
>>154207023It doesn't. Disgusting.But I found a stream, luckily
>>154207041ohit was £30 but it's shrunk down to £7rose is £30
>>154207024the paycheck is the award
Whenever you’re ready>>154207046
>just realized I still had the tv on featured groupsI was wondering where all the actual contenders were kek
>>154206798based betting with his head and not over it anon
Hovland's lucky his game ended there
>>154198823https://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death
>>154207065what a gay op hopefully the final one has more thought put in it
>>154207031Thanks, but I found one. Without any popups and shit so I'm good.
Hovland deserves to lose wearing that ugly ass shirt.
Does this thread ever have a bro who posts gallery babe webms/jpgs?
>>154207080cry about it faggot
is that guy still looking for his son
>>154207138He got kicked out.
>>154207091>sunday of the masters>fatrick op when he is just doing average and not doing anything noteworthy>general so no chance of a sticky even if it had a relevant op
>>154207138>mfw that was Rory's dad saying that because he wanted his son who dominated the field to come back in a way to encourage him
who is this burns fellow and why is he stealing my fucking money
>>154207191LSU legend, Sam Burns?
>>154207153It’s funny because Fatrick is wearing red like Tiger. How do you not see the humor in that? And did you really think golf was ever going to be stickied ever?
>>154207303yes I literally made a masters thread when I guessed tiger was going to win and it got stickied no idea if it's ever been done anytime else
>>154207383Exactly. It’ll only happen when Tiger’s in the mix.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
>6 overKWAB
