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lolyanks
>>154193796This is sexual assault and I'm tired of pretending it's okay
>>154194406Yeah its statutory rape/paedophilia. She shouldn't have dont that to that poor boy
>>154197222this was personal
NL standings so far
Dodgers confirmed 3peat champs!better luck tomorrow rags kek
mariners comeback???
>>154197361>*loses a series to Cleveland*
>>154197361based sausage girl
>>154197361go on sausage girl, link'em!
If nobody was on base, I would bunt. They won’t be expecting it
chudbros...
>>154197361sausage girl CANNOT see this far into the future
Baseball teams for this feel?
>>154197361DAB ON 'EM
teng teng walla walla bing bang
That Erroneous Muncy cost the Dodgers the game ending double play
treinen having a typical melty i see
That’s why you save your challenges!
robbed
WHEN I SAW THAT BEAUTY QUEEN
Keep Canzone in. Refsnyder hasn't done shit.
That’s a padres W, bullpen locked it down as always.
DOYERS BEISBOL
that's a series wingg rags, see you tomorrow for the sweep
>>154197597he had a kino robbery
>>154197361sausage girl is always right..... I KNEEL!
DOYERS WIN!Happy birthday Vesia!
>Gets heem'd by (you)r teams pitching staff
good game, rangers
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg >rags cya tomorrow
Dodgers won
gg Ragssee you tomorrow
Rangers about to get swept kek
DOYERS WON>Roki tomorrowWelp. At least they already clinched the series
another Wgg rags
>>154197667Doubt. Roki Sosucki starts tomorrow
aaaand Pena is injured now2026 is just a continuation of 2025
GGs Texascya tmrw
eating more discounted panda express
>>154197683Time does not forgive my little Astro Miguel. It’s the same reason Altuve sucks now.
>rob refsneeder is 0-16 as a mariner
>>154197626I forgot about that, but there was another out. This guy is washed.
OK dodgers may have won but they’re still a weaker dynasty than my ‘Stros
>Roki Sasaki starts tomorrowWill this be the end of the Roki experiment?
>degrom vs rokijesus christ
you may only reply to this post if your team has 11 wins
>>154197766I think he's worked 2 walks? It hasn't worked, the platoons never work.
My Astros would bootyblast the dodgers in a WS
'chella
Are the Padres back?
>Pinch Refsnyder so he can get out for the 100th consecutive time>Put Retardo in to pitch to make sure the Astros can win comfortably Dan Wilson masterclass
M's are blowing it, nothing good ever happens only bigger setups for failure
poodrepacos kek
>wasting a challenge
Did you know?The Cleveland Guardians are undefeated against left-handed starters.
God damn, Bazardo is so nasty when he's on. So bad, he got him to wasted a challenge.
UmpGOD
I just want it to be known that when the moment of truth arrives that I never gave up on the Marlins. Even after 23 years of absolute nothing I've stuck through thick and thin far more than anyone should reasonably expect.
Another electrifying day of baseball has come to a close. Did your team emerge victorious? What's the most memorable moment from today's matches?
Haha both challenges wasted because of Big Balls Bazardo in the same inning!
HE GOT THEM TO WASTE BOTH THE CHALLENGES
>>154198071That's world baseball classic champion bazardo to you
>>154198059ITS STILL GOING BITCH
>>154198059>Did your team emerge victorious?no
Umpgods are undefeatedAPOLOGIZE
>>154198035Why does Miami not care about the Marlins?
>RISPstros0 outs with a man on 3rd this time. pain.
>>154198103they never should have left Florida
>>154198088All the relevant teams are done playing
We winning the World series if Chadres can overcome Freeland and sweep their demon Rockies. Good vibes, good win, good times.GG Rox anon.
>>154198103Miami is a shit sports town. Heat games will be the same way.
i feel like theres an average joke one could make about King pitching and the recent No Kings protest but i'm not a funny guy
It would take 30 years to win the World Series if 1 team was given 1 World Series every year.
>6th dodger starter in a row to go 6+
jp walkford :)
>>154198059sure did.
The padres won! Now me and my wife 2hu are gonna celebritory sex!
>>154197847hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
>>154198146Heat are top 5 in NBA attendance, Marlins are the second lowest in MLB. Miami just doesn't care about baseball.
Tomorrow is Sasaki vs Degrom
>big dumpster
GG pebbles!!!!!!!
José has homered against every team in the MLB.Except for Cleveland :)
>>154197986>>154198251These are banner worthy for Cleveland
>>154198103A) There's only so many knives in the back people can tolerateB) The stadium is up there with the Dodgers in terms of how urban it is without an accompanying public rail system, only without the hallowed history to buttress thingsC) It's actually a poor town despite its cultivated image of luxury. The people who can afford season tickets don't live here in the summer. The stadium is surrounded by the poorest of the poor who let wild chickens roam aboutD) "What if they signed a bunch of Cuban players?" Cuban Americans are very racist and the Cubans playing baseball are often too dark for them to tolerate.
just put yordon on man don't even pitch to him
An old friend like Master Kenobi.
>bark at the park>on 4/20imagine taking your pupperino to see a mariners game.. and getting high!mariners really are the best!
>>154198260just like the series win against the Doyers
Yordon almost homered on that whew
>>154198266that's the second time he's doubled when they could have just put him on first
So the Rockies are confirmed frauds now officially? Or not yet?
>>154198300Wait were people seriously starting to rate the Rockies?
>>154198296The mariners are a small family owned baseball team, pls understand
>>154198274>What's the most memorable moment from today's matches?Atlanta's catcher forgetting how to play baseball https://youtu.be/BYmWL6dFyes?t=508
>correa has 3 hits tonight so put altuve on so we can pitch to him
but in the end it all worked out!
>>154198300They'll probably be a threat once they get that sweet Walmart money. They're pesky mounties, that's for sure.
>>154198337it worked out ok :)
>>154198296Dan hates walking good hitters with open bases. It's infuriating.
rojas said kim could win gold glove if he played every day
>bloo blah there's no way that's a real reliever
>>154198385monkey bats is a liability at this point
>AJ blueballs
>>154198389That’s Blueballs to you anon
lmao naylor just can't catch a break
>naylori hardly know her
>16 to 6 hits>the game is tiedand you wonder why I call them RISPstros
>>154198435that's baseball
los doyerpacos kek
>>154198430I don’t get it
>>154198464i bet you don't..
>>154198478heyooooooooooo
>>154198464we know
sasaki gives up 5 and the dodgers score 7 to win it 7-6 (rangers hit sac fly later innings)
>>154198482it's a good celebration
>>154198435astrosissies just need to hit more dingers like the chadiners
>>154198478>>154198484Explain the joke!
nasty slider
>>154198491looks slightly satanic
>>154198505That’s what ur mum calls it lel
>>154198509pröööhhh!! :DDD
>>154198482sovl
mariners don't deserve to win after that
Senior SmokeTwo guys with holes in their gloves?!
what the fuck happened to rivas? and then cole missed the catch :(
looking through the 'chives and i'm realizing even as late as 2022 this board was way more activewhat the hell happened
>>154198532DODGERS
Ramirez' first career homerun was against the Yankees. Ichiro almost caught it.
Mets lost btw
good catch josh
this seattle broadcast looks like found footage, wtf are these angles
It should have been Chadstros vs Chadres, not Philties.
What are your favorite Gora Games?
>>154198548Mariners ownership likes to cut corners and cheap out wherever they can.
>>154198532this site never recovered after getting hacked last year
>>154198532last year and a half i've noticed pretty much every genny falling in activitymy only theory is that people are having families and the younger generations have less interest in 4chpretty much every genny i post in the average age is around 30 (dunno bout mleb thoughbeit)
Fuck the cubs
munny please.......
>>154198571they shut cut some of Raleigh's food
Munoz, why are you walking the number 9 hitter?
>>154198532Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>154198561Padres will play in a World Series as soon as they relocate to Portland
>>1541985859th is the new leadoff, he was walking anyway
munny doesn't have it tonight, /we're/ losing this game
>>154198574new captcha rewards schizos over drive by poster, schizos kill generals
>mexican pitchers
>walker walks
For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
no call to the pen huh? just gonna let this play out?
Can't even hit the fucking zone. Pathetic.
>>154198598>>154198585He was scattershot last game as well.
>bases laoded for yordanholy kino
holy shit lmao
It's way worse to lose a you than you lose a me.
Oh my, >we got so lucky. Jesus, Munoz has been killing me this season.
by the skin of their teeth....
>>154198603captchas are only going to get worse mate, AI's developing ability to solve captchas will end up killing this site
If Yordan had just stood there and never swung the Astros would be winning right now lol
haters gonna hate, easy popup
>>154198585Señor choke.
>13 LOBholy shit man
Why did he swing lmao, the pitcher was clearly shook
>>154198630>>154198642>latinx IQ
gonna be extra slurpings in Seattle again innit?
>>154198606they might not even be called that, they are facing legal road blocks right now and might have to pick a different name.
>>154197860Just checked and it looks like my doggy doos won again. Haters gonna hate.
Cole Young is gonna have to win this with a walkoff.
American League might just be too easy for the 'dians
It’s time for Abreu to give up a walk-off
Take your walks cole young
>>154198668keep talking portuguard, the tigers will be waiting for you in october
Get it done, Donavan!
O SHIT THAT'S BRENDAN FLYOVER
>>154198684Tigers aren't making it to October lmao
>>154198684nah, we're skipping the Wildcard series this time
>>154198703kek gottem
Brendan Walkover :)
BALL 8
Holy fuck Abreu is so ass
last good Abreu was Bobby "El Come Dulce" Abreu.
Ey I’m walkin here
setting up for the triple play
>>154198737>
Keep walkin' buddy!
Seattle turn to choke a bases loaded situation?
Ball 12! Now it's JP "I GET HITS WITH THE BASES LOADED" Crawford
M's win!
JP WALKOFFORD
>>154198756I guess he was right.
>in play, run(s)
nice JP
Walk off walk coming
>asstr*s
Our bullpen is so dogshit
>>154198756I KNEW IT
where's the mariners doomer? I told you bro
>>154198779>theo kek
baseball is over. gn
>mariners win:)
LASTROS KEKIT WAS 7-2
What a huge win. Two in a row is big time with how bad they were struggling.
I canceled my cable service so I can’t watch games anymore unless they are on apple tv.
get fucked trashtros
>17 hitsThis team is such a meme, lol. Abreu is fucked, and with Hader out I don’t know who can close reliably.
Gg strosbros I sure hate your franchise but your fans are good people
let's take a look at the AL W- uh oh
>>154198779I never doubted.
*super mario bros underworld theme*>mariners mariners mariners >mariners mariners mariners >mariners mariners mariners >mariners mariners mariners
>>154198834yep, that's cringe
my scrappy never say die mariners :D
>>154198846JP has more clutch than a manual transmission.
Oh well… atleast the rangers are in first placeUntil tomorrow
>>154198636Padres had Victor Rodgruiez as their hitting coach, you may want to fire him before it gets worst, Astro bro.
>>154198834based>>154198844cringe
>>154198885Hitting isn't their problem, it's their pitchers.
>>154198893Well there’s your problem why did you guys hire a hitting coach to be your pitching coach…?
what do we do now?
>>154198911booze
>>154198893I think the pitching is right where you want it and you should bench Yordan.
>>154198911Wanna play tummy sticks?
>>154198911if you have a samsung tv they are showing NPB on channel 2394 RYZ sports, it's one of the free online channels that come with every samsung tv.
>>154198911Go to bed cause you have church in the morning.
>>154198911perfect time for comfy sunday arvo australian sport
>>154198911frozen chimichangas and watch the new best of the worst
>>154198911Bourbon and anime for me
>>154198911I'm watching hell's kitchen compilations on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1s5SEhIKpobut that new best of the worst sounds pretty good
>>154198911play outer wilds
>>154198911watch coachella on youtube. interpol just started
>>154198936hell yeah>Seibu is 5-8-1forgot they have ties there still lol
>>154199015spoilers man, spoilers!
Someone seriously explain to me how it can be so hard to just hit a baseball?No seriously I don't get it. How can an entire team full of people all just not hit the baseball? This makes no sense at all. You see the ball coming, you have a bat, you swing it and hit the ball? What's so hard about it? Other teams don't have this problem. Other players don't have this problem. What the fuck? Just hit the fucking ball.
>>154198993teams for this feel?
>>154199046how are you surprised? it's the white sux
>>154199065It just doesn't seem physically possible. You just swing and hit ball? Hello? Explain this shit
>>154199046Are these the worst batting averages of all time?
>>154199057wasn't she from arizona?Go Diamondbacks!
>>154199081it's not great
>>154199015holy based
>>154199105Is baseball hard or something? What is their problem?
>>154199046You get what you pay for. Not that Murakami is terrible (I hope) but when your 2nd most expensive player is the corpse of Benintendi what do you expect to happen.
>>154199112it's not easy and also not cheap see >>154199116
>Still no Astros probable pitchers for the next two gameslol it's over, if we we're gonna win any games in this series it would have been these first two. who the fuck is gonna start tomorrow.
>>154199126greinke
>>154199125>it's not easyYou get paid millions to hit a ball maybe 3-4 out of 10 timesThink about it. If someone had a .400 BA there's be considered elite but it actually means that it off 10 times you only got the ball 4 times. What a weird sport
>>154199126Dallas Keuchel after >>154199135
>>154199135would be based
>>154199149you cant even type sentences correctly buddy calm down
>>154199162Look just tell me how it can do hard for these jagoffs to hit a freaking baseball>>154199116>>154199105>>154199046Like just swing and hit the ball? Tell me what the fuck is so hard about it when all the other players on other teams do it too
>>154199168sux bro you're wasted go to bed
>>154199168You clearly dont know ball little gup.
>>154199180Blame having to watch this fucking tea fuck man
>>154199193it's not your faultjerry will die one day
>>154199200>jerry will die one day
>>154199211watch him pull a kissinger lol
>>154199219Well the good news for Sox fans is Jerry has a hard out on owning the team. I think its 2030 where Ishbia can force him out and buy the rest of the team off him.
>>154198656CLARK COUNTY A's
Playing Super Mega Baseball 4 bros
how did Andy Pages go from the one retard who swung at Clase's intentional ball to now?
>>154199105Japanese Joey Gallo
>>154199323he was always alright and projected to get better and his bat discipline improved a lot. he just had the worst post season
>>154199323>.350 xwOBA, .550 wOBA>.776 SLG, .486 xSLG>.449 AVG, .294 xBA>.563 BABIPlol
>>154199323sign stealing
>>154199323""""Some""""" babip luckIts at .563 right now. Hes almost 100 points higher then 2nd right now. That being said hes always been a solid player and entering his prime years in a deep lineup with a lot of opportunities. So there's no reason to believe he couldn't make a jump. But hes also running an insane luck streak to start the year that will cool off a bit.
>>154199354to add, he really worked on his weaknesses. he's taking or getting to off speed pitches that he used to struggle with and just swing at
>>154199364he was 110 wRC+ last year, if he ends up with wOBA matching his current xwOBA, he should be around ~130 wRC+. good improvement and a would be a very elite bat for a good defensive center fielder
My Bahdres :D
>>154199323>asking grok I’m going back to frangraphs…
>>154197860
>>154199437yo is that TI PAO?? i always knew she'd make it to LA
zzzzzzzzzzzz
I love science, nintendo and the 'lot
I love science, Konami, and rookie of the year desuwu
>ayyyylmaoThis guy is supposed to be a professional second baseman and he doesn't know the fundamental rules of the game. Did you see this idiot's interview? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwwrwWs3huIMan on first and third. One out. Ground ball hit to second. Runner from third breaks home. Jazz is not aware that if he throws to first and then the first baseman throws to second, and the runner touches home plate before the tag is applies, the run scores.Fundamentals. The Yankees are shit at it.
jizz jizz em!
>>154199595member when he gave a postgame interview with his back to the reporter kek
>>154199595>>154199688member a month ago when he said he was the best player in baseball and that he was going to hit 50 HRs and steal 50 bases this season?What a fucking clown. He's hitting to a .173 AVG, a .482 OPS, and ZERO HRs.
>>154199595He should be DFA'd for that comment alone. Seriously.
>>154199595>first off, who gives a fuck if it counts as an rbi or not, it WILL count as a run holy kekini
https://www.mlb.com/gameday/822996/video/jazz-chisholm-jr-discusses-last-play-of-the-gameThe actual video is somehow worse, he also forgets what a tag is and the reporter reminds him what it’s called lol.
ngh
>>154199595He was trying to make a play.
>>154197809
>>154200003why
>>154199909Tryin to make a play :-\
my chadres are hitting dingers again
>>154200069don't hit Dinger :(
>>154200057a toast to the other choco milk poster
>>154200305kys
>>154194406St Ralph, you should watch it
>>154200308
>>154200335>defending vtumorskys
DOWNBEATING ME DOWNBEATING ME BEATING ME DOWNDOWNINTO THE GROUND
which IRL manager is this?
>>154199741you're racist
>>154200436*active IRL manager, I meant
>>154200488aaron baboon
>>154200436I think that’s Mr. Burns from the hit animated series The Simpsons actually
Which player is a real bummer?
>>154200608>>154200498
Which player is always a pleasure?
I'm a mexican! A doyer mexican!
>>154200714ño… ÑO!!!
>>154200746?????
>>154200746Gawd I need it
You can leave early and beat the traffic or you can stick around and beat your meat
>>154200802Car pool we beat each other meat & save time
sticky rounds
Uber Crank'd
>>154197356Huge series vs Miami coming up for the hallowed Braves
Huge win for the Cubbie bears
Poopie Bears lol
>>154198532Every white and japanese man with >70IQ left 4chan for X a couple years ago. This is almost exclusively a yuropoor/brownoid platform now.
>>154200905stfu BITCH lmao
>me and the chuds all left the anonymous basket weaving forum for the retarded attention whore factory
>>154200935t. 69IQ brownoid
>>154200975Nah just not a newfag. Enjoy X Mr. Goyberg, you’re for sure not posting here first thing on a Sunday morning or anything kek.
>>154200905way to out yourself as brown
>>154200999Well yeah I'm on 4channel with you Vikramjit
>>154201217>noupost wrist
"Last Year Was An Illusion", starring Matt Svanson.
>>154200608Aaron Bummer
gm
Just took a big stinky Cubs
Gm Yankee Nation. Getting tired of jazz. Contenders don't have players like jazz. He doesn't take responsibility for his mistakes, and thinks 30 porched home runs will make up for them. He didn't do anything in October. I’m out on jazz and he wants a 9-figure deal by the end of it all, kek.
What a piece of crap roster for $300 million? Fuck this team and their egghead GM!
>stankee fans are just now realizing why steinbrenner didn't allow blacks on the team
>Oh, good morning /mlb/
STOP POSTING THAT UGLY RACOON WHORE
>>154202269Never. She is the Queen of /sp/ and a symbol of American beauty
[SAD NEWS] Tanner Bibee is getting lit up tonight
>>154202269She’s cute though
>>154202269Ya seethe?
she's a cardinal fan though
>>154202497>not zigzagoon
Today's schedule:>Play X-Com Files>Hit back&bi's>Watch the 'dians
>>154202584Kino schedule but what do you mean you’re going to “””hit backs and bi’s”””?
>>154202611back and biceps
>>154202611meant blacks and bis. my normal sunday sex schedule
>>154202683Go Guardians
>>154202683Based prostitute of Portugal
Kek
>>154202829Still more moral than “””Winky””” going city to city and fucking strangers for some bleacher seats
>saints row on sale for $2
>>154202513That's a balk.
gm mariners nationthe possibility of a series win still exists and we must imagine ourselves as happy
>>154202941i counted 12 balks. that will be 4 runs
>>154202910How do you figure?
>>154202513Sort of. She is a fan of all bird teams in the US
>>154202994sonanoka~?
>>154203042seattle bitch pigeons
>>154202941Are you coffspie?
when is baseball tho
>>154203100>quoting the wrong person
>>154203122no games on The Lord's day
Ahhhahahahhahaahahahah
how is baseball tho
>>154203218not good
why is baseball tho
>>154203218Just checked on it. Shits fucked bro
>>154203254t. Jizz learning what a tag is
can we just give the doggies their threepeat asterisk rings and restart the season in june or something
BOGEY GOES BOOOOM!!!
>>154203127>>154203100Actually he guessed right tho I just wanted to umppost first.
>1:40 start time and not 1:05Well this sucks. Anyhow, we're 3 hours and 40 minutes away from your, yes, YOUR, New York Metropolitans from taking another W! Lets try not to get swept by a team playing it's home games in a minor league park. Freddy Peralta pitching.
>>154202980Are you Coffspie?
we need decafspie
>>154203068In all truth I saw a couple ospreys harassing one of the bald eagles that hangs around my neck of the woods yesterday so badly he had to take refuge in a pine tree.
where is sumatraspie
black riflespie...?
I prefer Indonesian
>>154202683Are you whorspie?
The Cincinnati Reds
>>154203393just a fag
>>154202269we use this a lot on daily live
>>154203397are going to lose to the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim today
Good morning. Choose your orioles logo
>>154203341molesting bald eagles is a federal offense. tell me you wrote down their tag numbers
>>154203436>Choose your orioles logoaw sweet, peter griffin as the baltimore oriole
>>154203436Smuk
>>154203451>Hey Louis, I'm a baseball logo
>>154203437>molesting bald eagles ismolesting bald eagles is bad for you
>>154203436I pick the smug birb
>>154203451This reminds me of the time I was mascot for the Baltimore Orioles
>>1542034361964 or 1989.
>>154203436For me, it's 1954
>>154203548- Saw cute plushie- Bought cute plushie- Met someone cosplays as plushie- Cosplayer asked for a photo- We took photos together- Happy day
>>154203436
Sara Jay is complete
>>154203436I'm going to say 2005 since that's when I started watching baseball as a kid
>>154203505>hey Louis gay Louis kek
>>154203729Show me your O face
Hop on idiot
nomar garciaparra
>>154203972I member
>>154203437I think they were fighting over smolt.
>>154203801>I really don't appreciate the yankees
Alright, that's enough of the Orioles. We don't need to see any more of those guys.
>>154203972Why two last names?
>>154204124mexican stuff, don't worry about it
>>154203972Nomah!
>>154204106/mlb/ is an Os general Rohit
gloryholes kek
Surely my Berds will have some actually competent pitchers on the mound this afternoonSurely
i miss unique batting stances
>>154204106>>154204205M'sberds
what happened to the OP pic
>>154204360Copyright infringement is a serious crime anon. OP is now having his ass pounded in jail. He seems happy enough. He just keeps repeating "Let's go Mets" everytime a prisoner cums in his ass
singing the mettie jetties ai song to myself while shitting
I'm op. why did my squints sexually assaults wendy peffercorn webm get deleted?
