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If you don't like these tits youre gay

i don't like the Ottawa Senators
i love them :3

>>154194294
i'm already sad he's gone and he's not even gone yet

>>154199124
at least the game the sharks play on monday against nashville will be a good one as it is do or die for both teams

https://x.com/GinoHard_/status/2043112437877002647

kwab

My penguins ):

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snoop confirmed as a duck fan

>>154199139
completely deserved. Absolute bums

>>154199118
That's a man ain't it?

>>154199118
>chambers
kwab

>>154199119
if ullmark can keep his marbles together they could go far in the ploffs

>long compilation of Scott Oake with his wife
>”talk about beating something to death”
Kek I’m gonna miss him.

slopdown was cancelled

>>154199159
*hug*

heard laines career is basically over because his dick is too chaffed from goonin to put on a cup but they dont want to report that

>>154199182
i don't think your source is reputable

i once jerked it hard when i was having a mild allergic reaction to something and my dick swelled up, had about double the girth around the shaft but it shrank back to normal around the base like a lightbulb lol

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>Changes his number to commemorate his best friend
>Becomes elite
The power of friendship

>>154199165
>Dollarama Ron Maclean
No one cares that he is gone

>>154199182
Am hoping the habs are keeping him in their back pocket for the playoffs. But i think they tried to move him at the deadline and there were no takers so he is sitting out to be healthy for free agency and the team is fine with that because they dont have a spot for him in the lineup anyways.

>>154199172
that was hampage kwab

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>>154199205
he's a munchkin

>>154199214
who takes him for more than 2 million bucks

>>154199182
What's wild is that Habs probably expected him to be 40 goal scorer for the team then Caufield came out of the blue.

YZER STATUS??

>>154199220
kwab true so was dark and elevation

>>154199254
I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>154199255
translision on borrowed time

>>154199254
SACKED IN THE MORNING

>>154199232
He's obviously going to the rags to complete their retool

>>154199272
many are saying the ratings are dreadful

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What's going through his head right now knowing Sabres made the playoffs and they're the ones with the longest playoff drought?

yzershit is so cursed it didnt even need Dimeshausen kwab oh it looks like Tiny fumbled another dimes machine somebody call his mama

>>154199283
a re-tool is when you sign as many tools as you can, right

>>154199315
nah

Habs peaked too early

>>154199254
One. More. Year.

played some mario kart btfo the race

>>154199368
I think their window is officially open this year and for the next 3 or 4 years as long as they can keep their core together

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>Half of the OG Six teams are fucked (Rags, Laffs, Dead Wings)
>One's still in rebuild while the other got jewed by a jewish goaltender
>Last one might have a shot at the cup

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Hey this team was in first place on Jan 1 surely they’re in the playoffs right?

>>154199373
Based I was thinking of playing some slime racers 3, it's been awhile.

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bedard is elite

>>154199373
I played the arcade version the other day as Pac-Man

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Holy shit

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it's true but gary would never admit it

>>154199390
>>154199401
What went so wrong?

>>154199403
There was an empty void when Gretzky and Lemieux left but as soon as Ovi and Sid came in the league they filled it. Just look at NBA as soon as Jordan retired viewership key dwindling.

>>154199421
Steve sucks

>>154199401
Isles sissies…

>>154199447
gary is sacrificing daily to the hockey gods that celebrini and bedard can fill their boots (and by extension his wallet)

bowser rules in every game
mario kart
tennis
baseball
legacy of goat

for me it's princess daisy

so long gay bowser

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maybe only half his hairline is receding

I'll just say it. Yzerman could afford to be smug and dismissive before. Now it's time for some answers. He's lived off of his Tampa reputation from the beginning. Ive been "patient". And I wanted him gone after the walman and tdl debacles last year. But seeing 8 out of 12 forwards, 3 out of 6 defensemen and 1 out of 2 goalies getting caved in pretty much every night is unacceptable at this point. My problem is that I don't see an easy way out of this mess. You either run it back because free agency is a pile of garbage this year. Or you blow it up. I don't have faith in Yzerman to be successful at either at this point.

Is it just me or do female hockey fans rarely have any team loyalty? I lurk on hockeytwt and it's crazy how quickly the chicks switch teams whenever their favorite player gets traded.

>>154199689
fag

babby found a new vpn

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>>154199716
I ain't a vpn

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saw this thumbnail and chuckled

Ya ok

On Jan. 24, the Red Wings were tied with the Carolina Hurricanes for first in the Eastern Conference and had a 12-point cushion in the playoff race. Since then, they have gone 9-14-4, ranking 28th in points percentage (.407), 30th in goals per game (2.59) and last in 5-on-5 goals (41).

>>154199709
those aren't actual fans

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Steve Yzerman is a retarded nigger.

>>154199746
I dont even know who their coach is

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>>154199746
Whats even worse is theres a solid chunk of these games where they could be up 2-3 goals and still end up losing. The past few games show it. They allowed Minnesota to tie a game late and win in OT, they allowed Columbis to tie the game with an empty net, and tonight they allowed 3 goals in the last half of the 3rd to lose their playoff spot.

They just needed one tweak, either a solid 2nd line C or a D man to partner Seider. Instead Yzerman traded a first round pick for a 34 year old D and a 37 year old forward. What the fuck

>>154199769
Mclovin

>>154199767
should they unretire his number?

>>154199812
They should just give me his job. I made the red wings into a Dynasty on hard mode playing NHL 2020

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It’s ashamed some of these shit teams will miss the playoffs. Gary needs to have a play in or something

>>154199853
introducing: playoffs for the rest of the teams. the winner gets the stanley shotglass trophy

>>154199789
why'd he get rid of/not resign hronek? he's super solid and probably going to be the canucks next captain

Good morning guys! Hey I'm sorry if it's been said before but it's just too important to ignore...
>DETOILET DED WONGS!

>>154200009
KWAB

>>154200009
Somewhere in Sweden, Lidström shed a solitary tear

Had the Ducks scouts sitting in the seats right behind me tonight. Holy shit what a cool ass job. They write down their thoughts about players and pass it along to the front office

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>>154200009
look
if you had
ten shots
ten opportunities
to seize everything you ever wanted
to make the playoffs
would you capture it?
or just let it slip

HIS GLOVES ARE SWEATY
KNEES WEAK
STICK IS HEAVY
THERE'S A DEAD THING ON HIS JERSEY ALREADY
YZERMAN'S SPAGHETTI
HE'S NERVOUS
BUT ON THE SURFACE
HE LOOKS JUST AS EMPTY
AS THE FANS
AND HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
HOW TO SCORE GOALS
THE WHOLE CROWD
WANTS TO GO LOUD
HE LINES UP HIS SHOT
BUT THE GOALS WON'T COME NOW
HE'S CHOKING, HOW?
THE WINGS ARE JUST JOKES NOW
THE SEASON'S RUN OUT
TIME'S UP
OVER
BLAOW!

SNAP BACK TO REALITY
OPE
HE'S ON THE GOLF LINKS
OPE
THERE GOES YZERMAN
CHOKED
HE'S SO MAD
BUT HE DOESN'T WANNA BE EASY POINTS
NO
HE WON'T HAVE IT
HE KNOWS HIS CONTRACT'S ON THE ROPES
IT DON'T MATTER
HE'S A DOPE
HE KNOWS THAT
HIS PLAN'S BROKE
HE'S SO STAGNANT
HE KNOWS WHEN HE GOES BACK TO LITTLE CAESAR'S
THAT'S WHEN IT'S
BACK TO THE YZERPLAN AGAIN, YO
THIS OLD RHAPSODY
BETTER GO CAPTURE NEXT SEASON
AND HOPE IT DON'T REACH ELEVEN

>>154200080
did you give them any tips?

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>>154200091

>>154199828
I thought 19 was the last good one which I kept hearing and that game was 7/10 at best.

>>154200215
How could the NHL games get worse? Don't they just copy and paste them every year with minuscule changes?

odds bednar ends up looking like frankenstein berube?

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Gary would never let my flames win the lottery thoughbeit

Just a question, would Detroit be better off if they were still in the west?

whats a the best chel, i wanna mess around in career mode

>>154200790
theoretically kopitar could still surpass gilbert

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1HGeoyyaI

Gary

>>154200416
who cares
fucking conroy would pick a winger first overall for a franchise who has never had a legitimate 1C

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>Mitch is aware of the chatter about how he would fare under Tortorella:

>>“Marner told me he saw and heard all of that. Torts actually pulled him aside and talked about it right away. He said, don't listen to any of the crap people are saying. He said, ‘I'm here to help you.’”

>>“Marner told me, ‘yes, Torts wants hard work. He wants you to be dialed in. He wants you to be smart with your decisions. I like to think I bring those things to the table.’ And so far in Vegas, under Tortorella, he has really loved his experience. Those two get along great.”

>>154201084
we DO love mitchie here

>>154199401
I didn't realize just how far Ottawa had to climb to get into a playoff spot.

>>154201592
Those are my sennies

>>154201625
those would be OUR Sennies :))

>>154201428
we say marnerie not mitchie

>>154201084
Shit and piss name a more dynamic duo

>>154201889
samir and pakistani immigration

>>154201084
Flush it down.

>>154201889
fries and ketchup

>>154199950
When Seider was a rookie, he immediately displaced Hronek as #1D. Hronek cried like a soft pusy and they had to put him in the press box for a couple games. Later on they dealt him for a haul.

They shoulda dealt soft pusy Larkin then too.

>>154201084
what a fucking faggot. he's more online than /hoc/ yet he's still such a softpussy.

>>154199118
the problem with fake tits is they feel so obviously fake
they are very firm and lack the natural jiggle that real ones have

ya got the A
the B
the C
and the D
D is the biggest

>>154202078
the problem with fake tits is that I don't have in my mouth right now

>>154201625
>>154201677
>senaturds

Dominick won

detoilet has the longest active playoff drought
LMAO

>>154199789
he should have paid the price for q. hughes

Quinn Hughes????
more like cringe jew

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>>154202218

>>154202432
that guy watched his team lose in 6 to the laffs
the stench still lingers

>>154202432
samir and the discord are NOT gonna like this one

>>154202473
I'm sorry I'm too busy thinking about this years playoffs.

>>154202526
Our Sennies got in by the way

>>154202526
anything to distract you from the past failure

it's all about the west, man

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>>154202574
>shitcific

i like when canadians make fun of other canadians

>>154202562
>A Laffs fan unironically said this
Hilarious

>>154202626
two_retards_fighting.bmp

i like when cute girls have cute butts

>>154202660
>laff fan
where?

>>154202668
Sorry I just assumed from your dog shit opinion and retarded take.

>>154202660
>anyone who mocks the senashits is a laffer
the persecution complex lives on

>>154202666
dude same! haha especially when theyre small and brown like filipinas or peruvians

>>154202687
i didnt post any takes or opinions
just facts and reality
too much for a senaturd fan to handle

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>>154202697

>>154202718
This is /hoc/ at least try to make your insults funny.

>>154202718
suck shit samir

real retard hours

>>154202748
why? >senaturds is extremely effective at getting a rise out of you

>>154202790
its not our fault samir wasnt baptized

>>154202768
im white

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>>154202807

coffee and donut for breakfast

>>154202904
yum! can i have a bite?

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>sharing a donut with some dude

>>154202904
what kind lad?

>>154203036
red velvet cake and folgers

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gary served me a knuckle sandwich for breakfast

how much longer until the brackets are finalized?

Good morning /hoc/. On March 6, 2026, the Detroit Red Wings acquired veteran defenseman Justin Faulk and his $6.5M cap hit from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for defenseman Justin Holl, prospect Dmitri Buchelnikov, a 2026 1st-round pick, and a 2026 3rd-round pick (via SJS). Five weeks later, on April 12th, 2026, the Detroit Red Wings would lose an important contest 5-3 to the 22nd place New Jersey Devils, thus knocking them out of playoffs contention without this year's first round pick and securing the longest active playoffs drought.

>>154203050
how did it taste goy

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>the Wild have been around longer than the North Stars were

>>154199124
it's over for the sharks and celebrini

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UP NEXT IN THE YZERPLAN

>>154202218
>laffs

>>154203113
Pretty soon the Nu Jets will have more NHL seasons played than the old Jets

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>>154203297
he needs more time in the oven

> Samir mentioned. I'm in (xher mouth, not the playoffs).

>>154203297
why does his head look like that and why does his face look like that

>>154202904
Finna walk across the street to the country store and buy a brekkie sandwich and a cinnamon roll

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>>154203848

>>154203474
i did this once after a night of drinking in my parents basement, they were so pissed off lmao
the smell lingers in the whole house for hours

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>>154203848
Yum

>>154203919
Protein fires are super durable smells.

we're all doctors and ceo's here

>>154203958
they just write it off

>>154203958
You bet saar

Can a team just throw a game intentionally to lose? Or is it against the rules?
Like pulling your goalie then shooting at your own net type throwing.

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factos

>>154203958
I wish I made more money. Then I could go to hockey games

>>154203998
Oilers/Kings bros....

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>>154203998
my rat fucks everyone

>>154203681
He's a leaf

>>154203998
bud won chads we're over halfway

>>154203998
were just getting nostalgic, reminiscing over the times where either of these teams had a chance to do anything in the playoffs

>>154203984
Get back to work, Berube.

13/16 playoff teams are locked in. who are taking the final 3 spot?
>caps
>ducks
>kangz

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>>154204016
For starters, you might want to try making your own coffee, and maybe cut back a bit on the avocado toast.

>>154204143
>laffs
>ever having a chance of doing anything meaningful in the playoffs

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>they didn't have any brekkie sandwiches ready this time

>>154204270
still looks yummy

>>154204190
but I only drink work coffee

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Soon

>>154204389
please god ensure that the >laffs don't reach the top 5

>>154204389
>Florida keeps their pick
>Boston picks 6th
>Red Wings get fucked
Tel aviv impressed

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I can fix him

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>>154204471
Shieeeet

Is today the last time Crosby and Ovi will clash?

>>154204485
Caps could make the playoffs but otherwise I would say yes. Ovechkin probably goes back to Russia to do a victory lap

OFFICIAL /hoc/ CHAIN PIZZA RANKINGS
1. dominos
2. papa johns
3. marcos
...
99. little caesars
...
999999999999999999999999. pizza hut

>>154204493
Is little caesars that bad? I've been meaning to go to the one in lowell

where were (You) when Our Sennies finna made dem ploffs

Doug Armstrong is going to trade two of his firsts to get someone like Trochek or Tkachuk watch

Realized that r*dditors calling for the head of Larkin are doing it because of him celebrating with Kash "JLMI" Patel, not because of anything related to the team. kwab

>>154204666
>Trochek or Tkachuk
wildly different players

>>154204674
Throwing buzzwords on a plate

>>154204674
>amerijeets

throwing buds, copeys, mitches, and dominicks on a 1

>>154204508
little caesars has a 5 minute window where it tastes really fucking good but after that it solidifies into cardboard. its the strangest thing honestly.
like as soon as its cool enough to eat without scorching your mouth, you need to eat that shit fast

Would be a shame if the NHL fucked the canucks and they ended up picking 4th and choosing Verhoeff. However that's the funniest option for still keeping Hans Moleman as president of hockey operations

>>154204867
They can only fall to 3rd now. Avs also fell to 4th from 1st and got Makar

>>154204918
Chase Reid it is champ!

>>154205067
Why are the Canucks and Laffs both gunning for this dude?

was really looking forward to a 37-45 Vegas vs. 36-46 Kings playoff series

>>154205325
it's criminal that anybody from the pacific is making playoffs

>>154204389
Detroit is the new
>laffs

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>>154205331
Only two teams have a positive goal differential.
>allowed more goals than scored
>win the cup

>>154204493
Papa John's belongs with Pizza Hut on the shit tier

>>154205331
KYS leastern conferencefag. The West was robbed 3 years in a row and now we get some justice. The compressed schedule also impacts western teams more

>>154205067
We're all chasers here

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>>154205490
weird how ovi is so much better statistically but is a total choker

>>154205573
That's because goals aren't as important as points. Harsh truth

knights won

>>154205490
Imagine if Crosby was never concussed

>>154205678
much like bud on 04/17/22

>>154205702
Should have kept his head up

>>154205331
We call that the pacifishit division here

>>154205573
Hockey is a team sport.

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Retards

>>154205772
Crosby has magically healed since yesterday

>>154205702
he lost out on so much

>>154205772
when will the league step in and do something about this?

>>154205780
he wants to play ovi one final time

>>154205815
It was pretty blatant that they were resting him since it was a back to back

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my wangs...

Penguins and penguin fans are all bitchassniggas. Crysbitch being the bitchassniggest

hello

>>154205922
fr fr

>>154205933
>>154205922
Dubs confirming dubs

>>154205922
It's only fitting

>>154205922
They're being set up for a Red Wing style fall from grace. Ben Kindel is the new Larkin

>>154199853
play a regular season to decide who makes the payoffs
>no fair! you should play more to see who makes the playoffs!

>>154205796
the PA won't let them

>>154206212
that's gay

>>154205347
Laffs will always be laffs

>>154206252
Unions act against the public interest

>>154206252
Just like my islanders

>>154204471
There's only one fix for this situation.

>Affix bayonet! Stevie shall get the sharp end.

>>154204471
>>154204482
a yzersham special

>>154206469
You'll be sorry when the plan comes together next season

>>154206555
If/when it doesn't, Detroit moves into sole possession of the 2nd longest playoff drought

>>154206212
Pennsylvania is that powerful??!?

sup

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Who else fucking hates Dallas?

>>154206632
Yeah

>>154206760
sallad

>>154206760
Not me

>>154206760
They’re easy first round exits

>>154206760
i do kwab no milly

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>RIP in Peace

>>154207124
lol

>>154207124
Cheating, diving cunt.

It’s up
https://youtu.be/VgVfVgnLIGo?si=NuBcHGBgZMDIg5Uq

Tampa bay are frauds you heard it here first.

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>>154207216
That was clear 2 weeks ago

>>154207230
I’ve known it for a few months now

>>154207251
Keeping secrets? You cheeky fuck

>>154207124
His loss was divine karma

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Should have just rested their top guys like yesterday

oh cool so the perennial jobbers who have never won literally anything ever injured Dobson for playoffs nice real cool

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This is the next head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Say something nice about him.

https://x.com/penguins/status/2043399275523043624?s=20

>>154207354
chief manypuck say puck should be free like future considerations

>>154207460
chief manypuck say all flowers of all tomorrows are in shooting percentage of today.

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For the 100th time