oake goat editionprevious /hoc/ >>154191637
i don't like the Ottawa Senators i love them :3
>>154194294i'm already sad he's gone and he's not even gone yet
>>154199124at least the game the sharks play on monday against nashville will be a good one as it is do or die for both teams
https://x.com/GinoHard_/status/2043112437877002647kwab
My penguins ):
snoop confirmed as a duck fan
>>154199139completely deserved. Absolute bums
>>154199118That's a man ain't it?
>>154199118>chamberskwab
>>154199119if ullmark can keep his marbles together they could go far in the ploffs
>long compilation of Scott Oake with his wife>”talk about beating something to death”Kek I’m gonna miss him.
slopdown was cancelled
>>154199159*hug*
heard laines career is basically over because his dick is too chaffed from goonin to put on a cup but they dont want to report that
>>154199182i don't think your source is reputable
i once jerked it hard when i was having a mild allergic reaction to something and my dick swelled up, had about double the girth around the shaft but it shrank back to normal around the base like a lightbulb lol
>Changes his number to commemorate his best friend>Becomes eliteThe power of friendship
>>154199165>Dollarama Ron MacleanNo one cares that he is gone
>>154199182Am hoping the habs are keeping him in their back pocket for the playoffs. But i think they tried to move him at the deadline and there were no takers so he is sitting out to be healthy for free agency and the team is fine with that because they dont have a spot for him in the lineup anyways.
>>154199172that was hampage kwab
>>154199205he's a munchkin
>>154199214who takes him for more than 2 million bucks
>>154199182What's wild is that Habs probably expected him to be 40 goal scorer for the team then Caufield came out of the blue.
YZER STATUS??
>>154199220kwab true so was dark and elevation
>>154199254I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>154199255translision on borrowed time
>>154199254SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>154199232He's obviously going to the rags to complete their retool
>>154199272many are saying the ratings are dreadful
What's going through his head right now knowing Sabres made the playoffs and they're the ones with the longest playoff drought?
yzershit is so cursed it didnt even need Dimeshausen kwab oh it looks like Tiny fumbled another dimes machine somebody call his mama
>>154199283a re-tool is when you sign as many tools as you can, right
>>154199315nah
Habs peaked too early
>>154199254One. More. Year.
played some mario kart btfo the race
>>154199368I think their window is officially open this year and for the next 3 or 4 years as long as they can keep their core together
>Half of the OG Six teams are fucked (Rags, Laffs, Dead Wings)>One's still in rebuild while the other got jewed by a jewish goaltender>Last one might have a shot at the cup
Hey this team was in first place on Jan 1 surely they’re in the playoffs right?
>>154199373Based I was thinking of playing some slime racers 3, it's been awhile.
bedard is elite
>>154199373I played the arcade version the other day as Pac-Man
Holy shit
it's true but gary would never admit it
>>154199390>>154199401What went so wrong?
>>154199403There was an empty void when Gretzky and Lemieux left but as soon as Ovi and Sid came in the league they filled it. Just look at NBA as soon as Jordan retired viewership key dwindling.
>>154199421Steve sucks
>>154199401Isles sissies…
>>154199447gary is sacrificing daily to the hockey gods that celebrini and bedard can fill their boots (and by extension his wallet)
bowser rules in every gamemario karttennisbaseball legacy of goat
for me it's princess daisy
so long gay bowser
maybe only half his hairline is receding
I'll just say it. Yzerman could afford to be smug and dismissive before. Now it's time for some answers. He's lived off of his Tampa reputation from the beginning. Ive been "patient". And I wanted him gone after the walman and tdl debacles last year. But seeing 8 out of 12 forwards, 3 out of 6 defensemen and 1 out of 2 goalies getting caved in pretty much every night is unacceptable at this point. My problem is that I don't see an easy way out of this mess. You either run it back because free agency is a pile of garbage this year. Or you blow it up. I don't have faith in Yzerman to be successful at either at this point.
Is it just me or do female hockey fans rarely have any team loyalty? I lurk on hockeytwt and it's crazy how quickly the chicks switch teams whenever their favorite player gets traded.
>>154199689fag
babby found a new vpn
>>154199716I ain't a vpn
saw this thumbnail and chuckled
Ya ok
On Jan. 24, the Red Wings were tied with the Carolina Hurricanes for first in the Eastern Conference and had a 12-point cushion in the playoff race. Since then, they have gone 9-14-4, ranking 28th in points percentage (.407), 30th in goals per game (2.59) and last in 5-on-5 goals (41).
>>154199709those aren't actual fans
Steve Yzerman is a retarded nigger.
>>154199746I dont even know who their coach is
>>154199746Whats even worse is theres a solid chunk of these games where they could be up 2-3 goals and still end up losing. The past few games show it. They allowed Minnesota to tie a game late and win in OT, they allowed Columbis to tie the game with an empty net, and tonight they allowed 3 goals in the last half of the 3rd to lose their playoff spot. They just needed one tweak, either a solid 2nd line C or a D man to partner Seider. Instead Yzerman traded a first round pick for a 34 year old D and a 37 year old forward. What the fuck
>>154199769Mclovin
>>154199767should they unretire his number?
>>154199812They should just give me his job. I made the red wings into a Dynasty on hard mode playing NHL 2020
It’s ashamed some of these shit teams will miss the playoffs. Gary needs to have a play in or something
>>154199853introducing: playoffs for the rest of the teams. the winner gets the stanley shotglass trophy
>>154199789why'd he get rid of/not resign hronek? he's super solid and probably going to be the canucks next captain
Good morning guys! Hey I'm sorry if it's been said before but it's just too important to ignore...>DETOILET DED WONGS!
>>154200009KWAB
>>154200009Somewhere in Sweden, Lidström shed a solitary tear
Had the Ducks scouts sitting in the seats right behind me tonight. Holy shit what a cool ass job. They write down their thoughts about players and pass it along to the front office
>>154200009lookif you hadten shotsten opportunitiesto seize everything you ever wantedto make the playoffswould you capture it?or just let it slipHIS GLOVES ARE SWEATYKNEES WEAKSTICK IS HEAVYTHERE'S A DEAD THING ON HIS JERSEY ALREADYYZERMAN'S SPAGHETTIHE'S NERVOUSBUT ON THE SURFACEHE LOOKS JUST AS EMPTYAS THE FANS AND HE KEEPS ON FORGETTINGHOW TO SCORE GOALSTHE WHOLE CROWDWANTS TO GO LOUDHE LINES UP HIS SHOTBUT THE GOALS WON'T COME NOWHE'S CHOKING, HOW?THE WINGS ARE JUST JOKES NOWTHE SEASON'S RUN OUTTIME'S UPOVERBLAOW!SNAP BACK TO REALITYOPEHE'S ON THE GOLF LINKSOPETHERE GOES YZERMANCHOKEDHE'S SO MADBUT HE DOESN'T WANNA BE EASY POINTSNOHE WON'T HAVE ITHE KNOWS HIS CONTRACT'S ON THE ROPESIT DON'T MATTERHE'S A DOPEHE KNOWS THATHIS PLAN'S BROKEHE'S SO STAGNANTHE KNOWS WHEN HE GOES BACK TO LITTLE CAESAR'STHAT'S WHEN IT'SBACK TO THE YZERPLAN AGAIN, YOTHIS OLD RHAPSODYBETTER GO CAPTURE NEXT SEASONAND HOPE IT DON'T REACH ELEVEN
>>154200080did you give them any tips?
>>154200091
>>154199828I thought 19 was the last good one which I kept hearing and that game was 7/10 at best.
>>154200215How could the NHL games get worse? Don't they just copy and paste them every year with minuscule changes?
odds bednar ends up looking like frankenstein berube?
Gary would never let my flames win the lottery thoughbeit
Just a question, would Detroit be better off if they were still in the west?
whats a the best chel, i wanna mess around in career mode
>>154200790theoretically kopitar could still surpass gilbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1HGeoyyaIGary
>>154200416who caresfucking conroy would pick a winger first overall for a franchise who has never had a legitimate 1C
>Mitch is aware of the chatter about how he would fare under Tortorella:>>“Marner told me he saw and heard all of that. Torts actually pulled him aside and talked about it right away. He said, don't listen to any of the crap people are saying. He said, ‘I'm here to help you.’”>>“Marner told me, ‘yes, Torts wants hard work. He wants you to be dialed in. He wants you to be smart with your decisions. I like to think I bring those things to the table.’ And so far in Vegas, under Tortorella, he has really loved his experience. Those two get along great.”
>>154201084we DO love mitchie here
>>154199401I didn't realize just how far Ottawa had to climb to get into a playoff spot.
>>154201592Those are my sennies
>>154201625those would be OUR Sennies :))
>>154201428we say marnerie not mitchie
>>154201084Shit and piss name a more dynamic duo
>>154201889samir and pakistani immigration
>>154201084Flush it down.
>>154201889fries and ketchup
>>154199950When Seider was a rookie, he immediately displaced Hronek as #1D. Hronek cried like a soft pusy and they had to put him in the press box for a couple games. Later on they dealt him for a haul.They shoulda dealt soft pusy Larkin then too.
>>154201084what a fucking faggot. he's more online than /hoc/ yet he's still such a softpussy.
>>154199118the problem with fake tits is they feel so obviously fakethey are very firm and lack the natural jiggle that real ones have
ya got the Athe Bthe Cand the DD is the biggest
>>154202078the problem with fake tits is that I don't have in my mouth right now
>>154201625>>154201677>senaturds
Dominick won
detoilet has the longest active playoff droughtLMAO
>>154199789he should have paid the price for q. hughes
Quinn Hughes???? more like cringe jew
>>154202218
>>154202432that guy watched his team lose in 6 to the laffsthe stench still lingers
>>154202432samir and the discord are NOT gonna like this one
>>154202473I'm sorry I'm too busy thinking about this years playoffs.
>>154202526Our Sennies got in by the way
>>154202526anything to distract you from the past failure
it's all about the west, man
>>154202574>shitcific
i like when canadians make fun of other canadians
>>154202562>A Laffs fan unironically said thisHilarious
>>154202626two_retards_fighting.bmp
i like when cute girls have cute butts
>>154202660>laff fanwhere?
>>154202668Sorry I just assumed from your dog shit opinion and retarded take.
>>154202660>anyone who mocks the senashits is a lafferthe persecution complex lives on
>>154202666dude same! haha especially when theyre small and brown like filipinas or peruvians
>>154202687i didnt post any takes or opinionsjust facts and realitytoo much for a senaturd fan to handle
>>154202697
>>154202718This is /hoc/ at least try to make your insults funny.
>>154202718suck shit samir
real retard hours
>>154202748why? >senaturds is extremely effective at getting a rise out of you
>>154202790its not our fault samir wasnt baptized
>>154202768im white
>>154202807
coffee and donut for breakfast
>>154202904yum! can i have a bite?
>sharing a donut with some dude
>>154202904what kind lad?
>>154203036red velvet cake and folgers
gary served me a knuckle sandwich for breakfast
how much longer until the brackets are finalized?
Good morning /hoc/. On March 6, 2026, the Detroit Red Wings acquired veteran defenseman Justin Faulk and his $6.5M cap hit from the St. Louis Blues in exchange for defenseman Justin Holl, prospect Dmitri Buchelnikov, a 2026 1st-round pick, and a 2026 3rd-round pick (via SJS). Five weeks later, on April 12th, 2026, the Detroit Red Wings would lose an important contest 5-3 to the 22nd place New Jersey Devils, thus knocking them out of playoffs contention without this year's first round pick and securing the longest active playoffs drought.
>>154203050how did it taste goy
>the Wild have been around longer than the North Stars were
>>154199124it's over for the sharks and celebrini
UP NEXT IN THE YZERPLAN
>>154202218>laffs
>>154203113Pretty soon the Nu Jets will have more NHL seasons played than the old Jets
>>154203297he needs more time in the oven
> Samir mentioned. I'm in (xher mouth, not the playoffs).
>>154203297why does his head look like that and why does his face look like that
>>154202904Finna walk across the street to the country store and buy a brekkie sandwich and a cinnamon roll
>>154203848
>>154203474i did this once after a night of drinking in my parents basement, they were so pissed off lmaothe smell lingers in the whole house for hours
>>154203848Yum
>>154203919Protein fires are super durable smells.
we're all doctors and ceo's here
>>154203958they just write it off
>>154203958You bet saar
Can a team just throw a game intentionally to lose? Or is it against the rules? Like pulling your goalie then shooting at your own net type throwing.
factos
>>154203958I wish I made more money. Then I could go to hockey games
>>154203998Oilers/Kings bros....
>>154203998my rat fucks everyone
>>154203681He's a leaf
>>154203998bud won chads we're over halfway
>>154203998were just getting nostalgic, reminiscing over the times where either of these teams had a chance to do anything in the playoffs
>>154203984Get back to work, Berube.
13/16 playoff teams are locked in. who are taking the final 3 spot? >caps>ducks >kangz
>>154204016For starters, you might want to try making your own coffee, and maybe cut back a bit on the avocado toast.
>>154204143>laffs>ever having a chance of doing anything meaningful in the playoffs
>they didn't have any brekkie sandwiches ready this time
>>154204270still looks yummy
>>154204190but I only drink work coffee
Soon
>>154204389please god ensure that the >laffs don't reach the top 5
>>154204389>Florida keeps their pick>Boston picks 6th>Red Wings get fucked Tel aviv impressed
I can fix him
>>154204471Shieeeet
Is today the last time Crosby and Ovi will clash?
>>154204485Caps could make the playoffs but otherwise I would say yes. Ovechkin probably goes back to Russia to do a victory lap
OFFICIAL /hoc/ CHAIN PIZZA RANKINGS1. dominos2. papa johns3. marcos...99. little caesars ...999999999999999999999999. pizza hut
>>154204493Is little caesars that bad? I've been meaning to go to the one in lowell
where were (You) when Our Sennies finna made dem ploffs
Doug Armstrong is going to trade two of his firsts to get someone like Trochek or Tkachuk watch
Realized that r*dditors calling for the head of Larkin are doing it because of him celebrating with Kash "JLMI" Patel, not because of anything related to the team. kwab
>>154204666>Trochek or Tkachukwildly different players
>>154204674Throwing buzzwords on a plate
>>154204674>amerijeets
throwing buds, copeys, mitches, and dominicks on a 1
>>154204508little caesars has a 5 minute window where it tastes really fucking good but after that it solidifies into cardboard. its the strangest thing honestly. like as soon as its cool enough to eat without scorching your mouth, you need to eat that shit fast
Would be a shame if the NHL fucked the canucks and they ended up picking 4th and choosing Verhoeff. However that's the funniest option for still keeping Hans Moleman as president of hockey operations
>>154204867They can only fall to 3rd now. Avs also fell to 4th from 1st and got Makar
>>154204918Chase Reid it is champ!
>>154205067Why are the Canucks and Laffs both gunning for this dude?
was really looking forward to a 37-45 Vegas vs. 36-46 Kings playoff series
>>154205325it's criminal that anybody from the pacific is making playoffs
>>154204389Detroit is the new>laffs
>>154205331Only two teams have a positive goal differential.>allowed more goals than scored>win the cup
>>154204493Papa John's belongs with Pizza Hut on the shit tier
>>154205331KYS leastern conferencefag. The West was robbed 3 years in a row and now we get some justice. The compressed schedule also impacts western teams more
>>154205067We're all chasers here
>>154205490weird how ovi is so much better statistically but is a total choker
>>154205573That's because goals aren't as important as points. Harsh truth
knights won
>>154205490Imagine if Crosby was never concussed
>>154205678much like bud on 04/17/22
>>154205702Should have kept his head up
>>154205331We call that the pacifishit division here
>>154205573Hockey is a team sport.
Retards
>>154205772Crosby has magically healed since yesterday
>>154205702he lost out on so much
>>154205772when will the league step in and do something about this?
>>154205780he wants to play ovi one final time
>>154205815It was pretty blatant that they were resting him since it was a back to back
my wangs...
Penguins and penguin fans are all bitchassniggas. Crysbitch being the bitchassniggest
hello
>>154205922fr fr
>>154205933>>154205922Dubs confirming dubs
>>154205922It's only fitting
>>154205922They're being set up for a Red Wing style fall from grace. Ben Kindel is the new Larkin
>>154199853play a regular season to decide who makes the payoffs>no fair! you should play more to see who makes the playoffs!
>>154205796the PA won't let them
>>154206212that's gay
>>154205347Laffs will always be laffs
>>154206252Unions act against the public interest
>>154206252Just like my islanders
>>154204471There's only one fix for this situation.>Affix bayonet! Stevie shall get the sharp end.
>>154204471>>154204482a yzersham special
>>154206469You'll be sorry when the plan comes together next season
>>154206555If/when it doesn't, Detroit moves into sole possession of the 2nd longest playoff drought
>>154206212Pennsylvania is that powerful??!?
sup
Who else fucking hates Dallas?
>>154206632Yeah
>>154206760sallad
>>154206760Not me
>>154206760They’re easy first round exits
>>154206760i do kwab no milly
>RIP in Peace
>>154207124lol
>>154207124Cheating, diving cunt.
It’s uphttps://youtu.be/VgVfVgnLIGo?si=NuBcHGBgZMDIg5Uq
Tampa bay are frauds you heard it here first.
>>154207216That was clear 2 weeks ago
>>154207230I’ve known it for a few months now
>>154207251Keeping secrets? You cheeky fuck
>>154207124His loss was divine karma
Should have just rested their top guys like yesterday
oh cool so the perennial jobbers who have never won literally anything ever injured Dobson for playoffs nice real cool
This is the next head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Say something nice about him.
https://x.com/penguins/status/2043399275523043624?s=20
>>154207354chief manypuck say puck should be free like future considerations
>>154207460chief manypuck say all flowers of all tomorrows are in shooting percentage of today.
For the 100th time
>>154207672The nhl according to me :)
>>154207460chief manypuck say team without forecheck is like wind over buffalo grass
>>154207672The UncHL
>>154207738Now the zoomer era is upon us
>>154207460chief manypuck say don’t be afraid to shoot. It will free your mind of sorrowful passing.
>>154207672They even did the opening puck drop together
thinking about playing nhl 07 for xbox with ovi on the coverwhere did the time go :,)
We don't really do reminiscing about days gone past here
crosby vs ovechkin 100th time :')alsoour pens :)
>>154207866Kino game and dare I say the best NHL game everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnVD7WuarSo
>just opened up TikTok>some mentally ill women with a septum ring was calling Carter hart Carter shartWhat the fuck I thought that was just a /hoc/ meme Jen.
>>154208382Ask him if he has sharted his last
>>154208407it's weird how late in life swede's hair darkens, mine did similar (almost blonde to light brown) but when I was like 7
>>154208382we love carter hart here
>>154208382STUPID phoneposter
only shit teams today bro's
>>15420822906 and Hitz 2003 are my favourites but 07 is very close behind them
any of you pajeets remember this song:well it's a brim full of Asha on the 45it's a brim full of Asha on the 45everybody needs a boosom for a pillow
Turns out their coach is a softpusy too. kek
>>154208382
>>154208591Shut the fuck up
>>154204493For me it's Paul's Pizza
>>154208740
>>154208855for me its the pig farmer in BC that killed like 47 hookers
>>154208924it's not nice to call women pigs
>>154204493
>>154209054hampage got cancelled
>>154209055hahah dude did you see when theo von was on joe rogan and they were talking about some wild ass dudes on little caesars who sent out a pizza with the pepperonis shaped like a swastika
>>154208768his philosophy is poison
>>154209121when in rome
Mmmmmm borgirCam on ovi scar sum fackin goals
>>154208904KwabThe avs are gonna implode too, I'm calling it
>>154209069kwab true so did dark and elevation
come on pensfrens you can do it :D
eating sum fackin domino dumle cookies
>>154209407gibs
don't ever put me in a situation /hoc/
My Capies are sure to win :)
>>154209426here you go fren
>>154209485now we are one
>>154209499basedwilson ded