The orange pedo lost
suck cock
HOLY SHIT HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Very happy for Cubert Swanson's success
I am heeming some eggrolls and getting to watch UFC with heemit's a good night b
>#3>#11
these chinlet retards better not go to a decision
Gane
1 hour until we enter the Ulberg era.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>worst chin in all of MMA>he could be a heavyweightclassic joe
kneel
feet or pits
The Jews controls all the world's politicians, banks, and media.
>>154194704heem the pedos
both of them need to retire after this, win or lose
what happens during a fight if you punch yourself in the groin would the tef have to give you 5 minutes?
>>154194704Fuck Dana
>only on thread #4 and we're already into the main cardGrim. UFC is truly dead.
How come Cub fucking Swanson has a better looking wife than essentially all MMA fighters?I’d argue his wife mogs Melania even
Post the funny picture of Dominic Reyes and the rock mashup
>>154194736Ulberg is gonna get ZEEMED
This fight is gonna be so fucking funny
>>154194742Tits and ass you faggot.
I’m the best fighter itt and would HEEM all of you pussies
>3 years left
>>154194743Not really, there is a lot of swiss and italians in the mix
>>154194741>looks like an X from the airperfect for an iranian hypersonic ICBM
this is the only chance for a double heem in the ufc
>>154194742Lets see her make dinner instead
it's time to admit that /box/ mogs /ufc/ and it's not particularly close
>>154194742
>>154194756>mogs Melania evennot very hard, since Melania looks like a blown out whore
>>154194754Thread is normally packed with JIDF posters, they are obviously busy with other matters at the moment.
lol did reyes just pick his nose
why is this nigga picking his nose
i thought we weren't supposed to have ads on paramount wnat the fuck man
Ok this about to be comical
where the FUCK is my wmma co main event dana
>>154194780I need Asian girl feet in my face so fuckign bad bros
Wait...these absolute shitters are RANKED??????? Holy shit.
>>154194770did it ever happen, ever, in mixed martial arts?
>>154194803No refunds.
>>154194783She was part of Epstein's entourage
UFC 360: Vance vs Rubio
>>154194756MMA fighters and dudes into combat sports in general are terrible with women and combat sports aren't popular with women. Your average broke surfer gets more pussy than a UFC champ.
>>154194818so she IS a blown out whore
Cejudo bros....there wasn't a pop
Approximately at what time will Jiří fight?
>>154194778because jews were nazis next question or suck cock
reyes head is very small
>>154194814We gotta get money broWe gotta go buy some time with these goddesses
>>154194816https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jlkpKYtR4lE
heeming > pussy
>>154194830MMA is inherently a chud sport. At least if you did BJJ or something you'd do a lot better.
>>1541948424 hours, take a lil nap buddy
>>154194842Approximately later
>>154194856Don’t get cocky. You haven’t had MY pussy
Reyes beat Jon
>>154194741>"Freedom 250">not "Fight House"shiggy imo
>>154194862
uhhh, where's the zeem?
>>154194856Correct
>>154194816There was that time Carlos Newton triangled a dude until he lost consciousness, then got dropped on his head and knocked out. It's pretty close. Was that Josh Koscheck?
>>154194854amazing lmao
did he bark?
Walker sucks
did joe just say capping?
>>154194858yeah because this little dork sleeps with women
yeem?
that scream kek
>>154194893not white
Both these guys are taller and in better shape than me
stfu dc always talking about food jfc
>>154194907I agree
This nigga doesn't know shepard's pie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HULf_qN4syY
fat fuck
>DC is talking about food
>dc talking about foodits all so tiresome
I love that DC found Shepherds Pie well into adulthood
>>154194907You must be very aroused
muh pie
Reyes' long torso has always intimidated me
>>154194907I don't believe you
Remember when Dominik and Walker were considered the answer to Jon Jones?>>15419484211:30 or 12:00
>>154194816>>154194892same woman? name?
>>154194862It is 3:57 here, so now? Or in four more hours?
these commentators actually need to be killed
>>154194890not really that was Matt hughes
>>154194928These fries are hairrible!
booooooo
Two glass cannons scared to throw because they know one clean shot will heem either of them
>>154194924Black people only know chicken, hot sauce and lie
That reff looks like such a doofus totally killing the energy in that gon
>>154194933>>154194924I hated it as a kid, because I was too autistic to eat my food all mixed together like that.
>>154194940hehe I was lying
>>154194938Yeah jon shits the bed every time he's with a fellow lanklet
these doos heemed me like zzzzzz
>>154194856I'd never fight again if it meant that I could have my oneitis. I train 20 hours a week and feel pretty good about it, but I'd drop it for her.
Two guys with glass chins afraid to exchange
>>154194954Dumb racist retard. They also know potato salad.
jon jones lost to this man
>>154194933Each day I understand why Bones sniffed him out and chose to bully Daniel.
>>154194939i forgot, she was in that movie, the vvitch
>>154194830>>154194858Cub and Luke Rockhold are the only ones I can think of that have actually dated good looking women
Tgis doesn't deserve q booing
>>154194816Fedor and Fat Shitrione
>>154194898i think you'd be surprisedeven Tom Brady's wife cheated with some average looking bjj instructor
walker 10-9 reyes
oh shit they are gay
bussy
>>154194939Sarah Stephens
UNSTOPPABLE force mets an IMMOVABLE object
>>154194907joganesque
>>154194974When I was a kid I despise that but now I fucking love it mmmm mustard and potatoes
>>154194982what a woman..she became some artists muse 100%
2 steps into the Ulberg era.
>>154194938maybe
>>154194985Dustin's wife is really cute, Max's too
>>154194985Tito, Chuck, Randy, Frankie, Cyborg. The list goes on
Trump fell asleep lmao
I found the first round rather shallow and pedantic
>>154194858BJJ is even worse than a chud sport tbqh, its a dorky autist numale sport
>>154194994What's with the lime though.
this will go to a decision and everyone will be like dude isn't it crazy those two chinlets went to a decision
>dean>spelled din
>>154194998for sure, good taste germanon
>>154195011He's an old timer, probably past curfew
>>154194991Dudes who have this hair and beard crush pussy
pitbull didn't win rd 1?
>>154194940hes lying we are in main card now
>>154194985Mrs. Chael SonnenMrs. Rory MacDonaldMrs. Tony Ferguson
>>154194994wish you good health, brother
Wearing Meta Oakleys while heeming my meng
>>154195032thought so too. DC and ROgan are retarded
I scored the first round for Pitbull. Rogan/DC/Anik are awful >I was not aware>is cageside when a decision is read
>>154195031Nice try dude who has that hair and beard
>>154194994her tits are greathttps://img10.joyreactor.cc/pics/post/Sarah-Stephens-Playboy-%D0%AD%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%BA%D0%B0-5720009.jpeg
To think that both these men beat Jon Jones
>>154195033I bet you're fun at parties narc ass
>reyesthinks too much>walkerdoesnt think at all
im snoozin
>>154195036>Mrs. Tony FergusonWasn't she possessed by the devil?
>crunching on a slice of 'za, sipping on a cold brew while watching the heems in the 'gon
>>154194975yeah 185 and up really are jokes its sort of funny but i also wish it werent the case
>>154195017>not giving a lime to a hot womannever gonna make it
Hokit going to show out for ol 45
>>154195054jesus what a phenomenonal woman would only be improved with puffy inverted nipples
*kicks your leg*
this is what happens when there is two chinlets
THIS ISBORINGTHIS ISBORINGTHIS ISBORINGTHIS ISBORINGTHIS ISBORING
>>154194985I think Dee is pretty good lookingMakes it funnier/sadder when Conor cheats on her with 4/10 slampigs
Oh my god Joe shut the fuck up
>Crowd pissed that the two glass chins haven't heemed each other stiff
leg kicks are completely useless. all you gotta do is keep walking anyway
>>154195015I’ve heard rock climbing is full of good looking women
>getting stalled out by johnny fucking walkerKWAB
they booked this fight expecting a ko
this is numbah one bullshit brazza
UFC is officially dead
>>154195059silence amerigolem
Didn't Walker try and fuck a 17 year old child? Pedo alert
>>154195060Moar
mane i remember when both of these used to be exciting prospectssad!
>>154195083A prettier girl would be a threat a slampig is just that.
>be 6’6”>have hands >have kicks>be a fucking pussy
>Jon Jones got a robbery decision against a guy who is being shut down by Johnny WalkerNice "goat" you got there.
>Scared of engaging 2026 Johnny Walker>Scared of engaging 2026 Dominick ReyesI don't know which is worse
BOOOOO
im falling aslee
>>154195096That was a long time ago lil brazza
Less womenSome of us are single or incels or muslim brazzahMore sweaty men murdering each other to sleep
>Reyes vs Walker chessmatchRape Eric Nicksick
Thinking of turning on Smellator/PooFL for a bit.
Walker and Reyes heard everyone clowning on them that this would be a round 1 Double KO so they're being boring as shit as revenge
There's like 3 fighters worth watching in the UFC
but when the fags are hugging on the ground and people call it boring, joe and dc gaslight you hmm
this do be sum bullshit fight yall
>can you believe one of the judges had Pitbull winning round 1?uh... Pitbull did win the first round DC
>>154195114their asses always look a little off, it's odd
has walker thrown a punch
These are some beaten ass dawlgs manWouldn’t be surprised one bit if this goes to decision
Honestly thought this one was guaranteed kill or be killed
>>154195114
>>154195060woah mama
>this must be a knockout hahaBoth guys know they are chinny and therefore refuse to engage.
Mad how Jiri would kill both these guys in the same night
>>154195104SHE WAS 17 years 364 DAYS OLD!!!!!!!!
extreme couture really is shitty kickboxing 2just irons out all the finishing ability from fighters who can actually heem
>>154195156*mma
>Joe Roganstein>Daniel Fat guy Cormier>Jon The Ad Anik>OF ring girls>Jewslop adds ever 2 minutes
>>154195114I see this all the time. is normal
>>154195114nadeshiko..
>>154195140jiri tony diego
kinda boring fight
>>154195104That's legal in 75% of the country.
Diaper Dominick
be like else boys and LET IT GOOOO
>>154195104sick fuck
these niggas aint being joe pyfer
>can't even heem THE glass chin of the divisionreyesbros...
>>154195172>kinda call a David spade a Kate spade b
i'm boredput another fight
>reyes and walker to decisionI dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
When is boxing on
this isn't even sparring
what the fuck is reyes doing??
mcgregor playing with balls in the park was better
>>154195165>adds
booooo000000ooooooo
>so cautious >so calculated
This fight absolutely fucking STINKS!
fuck it, let Trump fire them both
Jon Jones lost…. to THIS?!
Kick both these fucking mutts off the roster
Trying to watch fights brosPlease stop posting beautiful women, trying not to heem my meng
>40 strikes total
This is a high level striking chess match. If you don't like this you're a fuckin cazzie, go back to watching BJJ tournaments.
disturbingly entertainingreal heemsters understand why
Terrible fightTerrible commentary Fuck you Dana
This fight is so boring that I was stuck in the last thread with no updates and I thought people were just bored
both niggas are deathly afraid of being zeemed, so they're taking zero risks. dogshit fight
THIS IS BULLSHIT chant
>>154195238nopan
no one expected this shitshow
This fight is powerful. Both combatants are choosing life
Imagine going back in time and telling 2020 you that Dom Reyes is going to lose a snoozer decision to Johnny Walker.
yellow card these faggots Herb
What is this, a Taekwondo match?
>>154195148It's because she's wearing padded pants
reyes is flushedwalker has always sucked
>>154195238>Women at the gym
Remember when Johnny Walker was exciting and won all his fights by knockout? Then for some reason he became super cautious and started losing half his fights.
ROWDY CROWD
>>154195238I'll be honest, I don't like this position. I like my women on top.
>>154195238STINKY
cut both these bums
i was actually really looking forward to this fight, this is disgraceful
>>154195261gay
Imagine fighting like that in front of the President of the world
Can't believe that was on the main card
casual fan heredamn this is AWFUL. this is why i dont watch UFC most the timeid say a good 1/3 of the fights are like this. complete snooze fests with guys trying to just toe the line to get a decision. HORRIBLE. id legit rather watch a gymnastic “fight” on wwe than this. They should feel ashamed that UFC is being shown this way rn to millions on CBS.
should be a draw
>>154195238
reyes 2-3
FOTN
Both fighters lost. ALL picks officially heemed. It's over.
>picks heemed because Reyes refused to fightfuck you Dom, you fucking faggotI hope you get HEEMED dead in your next fight
reyes 2-1 walker, I guess
>>154195259>for some reason he became super cautiousi think the reason was getting knocked out in increasingly slapstick fashion
fucking hell what a disgrace, cut them both
semen slurping sport
boring fucking fight
>The paramount era makes even Johnny Walker a boring fightergrim
fan who boo fights are -100 iq
Imagine not appreciating the outside foot battle chess match of Johnny Walker and Dominick Reyes.
>>154195274>No bush sticking out the pantiesLame
>>154195275but netanyahu is at home
We have a unanimous decision: this fight is ASS
>>154195185>Joe pyfer's girl actually got cucked by izzy no way..
>>154195259>for some reasonhe's been knocked out a million times
That truly was Devastating to the eyes, and to the short time I have on this planetthanks, scared faggots
>>154195289No. He actually made the change when he was winning and then started getting ko'd.
these two retards don't understand dana would rather you take risks and get ko'd and he'll keep you around, but if you do this boring shit he'll cut you for embarassing him in front of trump.
NO WAY LMAO
lmaooo
absolute peach of a beast
>>154195279wtf b
>two glass chins>no KO?
So garbage. What'd he land 30 strikes total?
>>154195275Netanyahu is in the building?
>>154195294please tell me thers more
ROBBERY
Johnny, leave Xtreme Couture right fucking now
PICKS: IN FUCKING TACT
HUH?!!!
>Reyes hanging in cage as if he'd get a post fight interview for that stinkerKek
>>154195314but walker has been doing it for years and is still here
>>154195327Spiritually
Good result. I like Reyes, he seems like a nerd trapped in the fight world
One last run Reyesbros
>>154195322When the KO potential is too high then both guys just get gunshy. Think Ngannou vs DA BLAAAACK BEEEEAAAAAST
correct decision you tards
picks intact but at what cost
right decision but terrible fight
>>154195310see >>154195313
PICKSSAVED
>round 5>Ulberg has successfully captured 3 rounds>the opponent is struggling for a finish>he fumbles it and Ulberg clips him with a left counter>Ulberg doesn't foolishly chase the finish and coasts it>Ulberg envisions the victory at hand>he keeps out a pocket>the bell tolls>Ulberg basques in glorious rays of victory before even buffers calls his name>the belt is wrapped around his waist>rogan comes in with a generic question>Ulberg takes the mic>''I HAVE A DREAM.....''
kwab
JUST HOW BAD IS JON JONES
Vanilla Ice always looking Bangkok ready
OH SHIT WAIT PICKS NOT HEEMED REYES 'WON' LMAO
>>154195337Same, was worried about this fight the most.
>>154195347One of the funniest fights of all time.
>>154195288that's a big fucking panty
I'm fairly certain fighters are making "gentlemen agreements" to stick it to the UFC. There is probably discourse amongst the fighters about how the pay is shit and the contracts are terrible.>hey bro, how about we just have a shitty sparring match and pretend we're actually trying so we can get paid, have a fight down on the contract and receive minimal damage while doing so?Doesn't make sense to go all out and risk injury when you're not making fuck all. These dudes want out of their contracts, and/or want to exploit the UFC in retaliation to the exploitation of the fighters from the organization.
Yeah nothing wrong with that decision but awful fight. Disappointed in Dom.
>>154195348what a chad
Thank ngubu for this performance.Shook Johnny in training and made him scared.
Balding faggot almost heems my picks
Pay fighters less
>>154195294what's her @??????
>>154195307why did she forgive him for cheating?
>>154195340kek second hand embarrassment
>>154195322If you only have one chinny guy, the other guy is gonna be looking for a heem.If you got two chinny guy, they will agree to fight safe because they are both scared of getting heemed.
>>154195294I fucked a girl built exactly like this and didn’t enjoy it nearly as much as i thought i would
>>154195348That chick on the right looks like a single mom of 4
ONE MORE RUN REYESBROS
>>154195294please delete this bro im 41 hours nogoon rn
I don’t accept that outcome. My picks are still intact
>>154195374>her
Kayla is a chud
>>154195348
>UFC calling out EMFs from wireless earphoneswhat????
It'd be so cool if Trump died cageside after that fight.
forsen
I lost $8 on Walker it comes down to Curtis boys
>>154195376Can't pass up the chance to suck a dick that has been inside the GOAT
Now that the dust has settled. When can we admit that UFC really died? 2019?
>>154195395Cooler if it was inside the ring.
Hokit going to save this nation
>>154195307>>154195376She saw Joe absolutely DOMINATE Izzy and it got her wet.
>>154195376why is she so fucking cute/sexy
>>154195363maybe the butt is just skinny
>>154195308what the fuck is the story behind this?I've seen him a bunch today
>>154195403Reebok
>>154195341LHW is a shit division, he needs all the bums he can get.>>154195345he's 5 wins out of 6 in his last 6 and if his head wasn't so small, he would be champ i reckon, he can't take shots because his head is too small.
So anyway. Is Bob Lazar full of shit, or telling the truth?
>>154195403Apex was the end of the line, 2020 had some fun highs because it was the only actual sport, but it was the beginning of the end.
>>154195376looks trans (hot)
>>154195399alright...
>Reyes has won 4 of 5Give him Ankalaev for the title eliminator
>>154195403The moment they banned The Gun Store
Do these niggers ever stop running fucking ads
>>154195419Shit.
>>154195403ESPN
strickBEAST
>>154195412>picks still intactplease Blaydes...
>>154195431That chair looks comfy.
>>154195376>>154195424basedanother one of the few MMA fighters with a hot gf
>>154195414Don't know but he looks like the guy the incel wojak is based on
jonny walker has a bad chin because he has bad posturewhen he is hunched like that his neck isnt really supporting his head, so the neck muscles dont get work, specially the ones deeper down, so any hit moves his head a lothe needs like a year long physio to get his posture back in place so his neck gets strong all overt. my posture was almost as bad and my neck was half the size it is today after many months of posture correction
>>154195364yeah both guys clearly aren't making much after taxes/etc so what's the point of taking risks for the ufc and getting brain damage, just do a spar and call it a day
>>154195414Schizo guy off his meds broke into someone's house. It was only news because he's white and looked like the chudjak.
HOT PINK
>>154195403when goldberg retired
>>154195412HOLY KWABOLAKYS R/HEEM
>>154195419i used to train mma with him back in the 80she's the most honest dude i've met
>>154195414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_-rE8bZJ3AIts a very suburban weirdo incident. The kind of thing that only happens in the US really.
>>154195403Last great year was 2021
>>154195403Saudi money
Absolutely wild that Paulo is still a co-main.
>another dagi borefestyea I'm skipping that ppv
>>154195414chudjak had a schizo meltdown and broke into someone's house
>hebrew neck tattoo
>>154195421nigboo heeming miopic in front of mgk at apex killed ufc
>more interviews >more ads walkout now fuck
>>154195308>>154195414>>154195456>Demon Slayer shirtkek
>>154195294The internet has given doughy 6's the confidence to post shit online and men are so thirsty they think she looks good. SMDH.
>Curtis Blaydes spent this training camp downloading Curtis BlaydesHoly shit Hokit is going to kill him. Blaydes' coach infected him with a virus.
>>154195414>when the main event has wmma
>>154195417Dont blame him for playing it safe, seems smart enough to know that too many heems turn you into a drooling retard and hes been in the receiving end of some nasty ones. Pea head champ of lw
>>154195419Basically everything you hear about aliens is a psyop, especially when it involves the government. That being said, he has an interesting story and it perfectly lines up with the usual government's MO. Whether or not it's bullshit really doesn't matter.
>>154195456why did he want his daughter?
Hokit is gonna say the n word
Kek they said Reyes vs Walker was actually a draw and decision has been overturned
blaydes jew magic summoned tonight
>>154195419shit. no species capable of interstellar travel is just going to crash land on earth wtf
>>154195419>got fake tits>hangs with sabrina carpenterdropped
>this is what Strickland haters think his fights are likeShould just add an extra round of Power Slap to this shit
>>154195464Hope Blaydes loses now.
>>154195465Francis leaving was a massive nail in the coffin. If UFC can't be bothered to pay their top talents to fight, then what's the point of any of this?
where's the asian asses and feet
what do you drink
>>154195486>he thinks a ship cant malfunction?
>curtis blaydeshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/zI3CohQFjpAeternal KWAB
hokit will fight to the bitter end and blaydes is old and washed
Space is fakeJosh Hokits realCurtis Blaydes face will feel the end on my heel
I hope Hokit loses to spare us all the cringe interview.
its a ring advertisement. congratulations on spreading surveillance capitalism propaganda in heem yuo stupid faggots
I didn't know Baked Alaska could fight
>>154195496Walmart instant coffee. Black. I guzzle the shit. I make two mugs at a time.
>>154195493ngannou is a bum, tho he was based for tanking the pfl
........AM I RIGHT MIAMI?????
>>154195495I would fuck her hard while she plays Fortnite
>>154195472This shit was same as when that girl said someone was on the plane or whatever fake and gay
>>154194898Mikey literally sucks dick
>>154195509Kek
Do they really think the stop motion AI ad will really cater to zoomers
DERN DOG DERN DOGDERN DOG
>>154195504unfortunately hokbeast is going to kill that n word
>>154195510That’s terrifying. Instant coffee is undrinkable for me
What happened to Tom Aspinall
what the fuck is going onit was an awful decision and its been 15 minutes might stop watching this dogshit
you guys see that toyo tires commercial where dern is sucking on a dogs tongue? wild huh
the fuck is this ad bro
>>154195419im not sure. and that should tell you all you need to really know.
>commercial about Dern fucking dogsWhy tho??????? Who asked for this?
>>154195514Id prefer you lose internet access
>>154195496Miller lite because I'm a blue blooded blue collar ass kicking American
>>154195530got fingered
we need more ads
>Tire commercials are now just women having sex with dogs
Shakma 2 looking spicy
>>154195522uhh.... ameribros...
YOU JUST KNOW
>Primate>starring Idris ElbaUm wtf
>>154195477I actually have no idea, I think he was of the reddit mod strain of chud and thought something was happening to the girl and wanted to be a hero? That or he's just schizoing out. He got whacked with a shovel and got a factory reset to normal after.
you just KNOW
Crazy after making a movie about Coach Prime
You just know...
>>154195535>>154195537>>154195543YOU JUST FUCKING KNOW
>>154195543I thought this was a hallucination wtf
i dont even know who hokkit is
>>154195506You ain't fooling me, Mr. Dresden.
>>154195535you know some freak on here is gooning to it
>>154195553kek
>empty seats
That commercial gave me a boner
>>154195537People who buy car tires, obviously.
>>154195562same
>>154195535one is in the known
>>154195506Is that why there's a record of his arrest?
>>154195522Tomala will never look this sharp
>>154195546muslims filtered from ufc forever
/ourguy/ Bo Nickal tech falled Hokit like a bitch in college and then sonned him afterwards.
>>154195543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Pdiy0nniX4
>>154195546I want her so bad though.
fat middleweight
dernbros...
>>154195566heh yeah
>>154195566yeah I just replied to him
>>154195546I love her so much
Next fights can't be worse than that previous one
>>154195376Bodybagz is a PPV super star, of course she would forgive him. >>154195407>>154195402Though these are also plausible theories
Whose retarded idea was it to have the fighters mean mug the camera and do some limp noodle shadow boxing?
>josh hokit is considered white in the UStop kek
>>154195495
>>154195544tommy got fingered
>>154195566yeah probably the ad director
TEST YOUR MIGHT
>>154195543Me, but between her cellulitical ass cheeks desu
it was my idea
Hokit looks like the little fat dude off american pickersBlaydes looks like an ape
Blaydes has 0 legitimate wins since Rozenstruik FIVE YEARS AGO. Blaydes has 0 chance of winning.
Is Hokit mentally a nigger ?
>>154195553The movie seems interesting, but I don't get why monke turns evil
>>154195595that's a lot of hits Blaydes took
>>154195585spitting image. how anybody finds dern attractive is beyond me.
>>154195578Bo is indeed /ourguy/ but Hokit was a 2 sport athlete and has had a way cooler MMA career so far. high pace
Empty seats every brilliant matchmaking hunter Campbell
they just announced the scorecards were wrong again and Walker won
If Blaydes loses this, he's completely flushed
>>154195593gooning to pawgs
took a shit, ate an apple and the next fight still hasn't started
blaydes needs a heem to save his fight career
ads in after walkouts... for gamba...
>>154195612He knocked out almedia
>>154195599Will third worlders ever stop obsessing over America? They don’t care about you. You’re embarrassing yourself.
the first mortal kombat movie was unfiltered kino specially the Johnny Cage v Scorpion and Reptiles v Liu Kang fights
>>154194830The average broke surfer looks better than the typical ufc champ, makes sense
>Literally who on the main cardIs Fokit a project?
>>154195637true
>>154195632also to save us from a cringe promo
>>154195630meine streamer führerin
>>154195600a man needs a name
i'm in the cage
>>154195612He finished Jailton Almeida.
>>154195633don't worry, here's some more gamba ads
Hokit has a good hairline but chooses to be bald. I can't bet against that
>>154195630shouldn't be eating fruit this close to bedtime b
I would post tits but jannies are total fags anymore and hate gamethread culture
>>154195641UFC are desperate for HW prospects. They'll take anybody
stopped jorking it and smoking weed and my test levels are over 1500
>>154195613The two most autistic men I've ever seen trying to be non-chalant
Did Reyes even get a post fight interview ?
>pick embookies are retarded
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Bruce Buffer is considered white in theUnited States
Blaydes look like he finna cry
>>154195660wtf Daner?
OPEN THE NEWS
Hokit may get exposed badly tonight.
blaydes already lost the story
>>154195630Does she do anal?
>>154195676hope he does for that flip off cringe he just did lmao(also for my picks)
cringe
and they are both gassed now
HOKIT IS THE REAL DEAL
Hokit finna win the war of attrition
SWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANG
completely gassed by the end of the first round at this rate
Patrick Bet David
what is this lad doing
HEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
LMAO goofy fucking fight
heeeeeeeeees huuuuuuuuurt
hokino...
lmfao if this fatass loses...
MANLETS RISE UP
pat barry vs kongo
holy shit lmao
SWANGS BANGS
based retard
>almost heemed by an unranked fighterJUST HOW BAD IS HEAVYWEIGHT
gane heems both of these bums
Hokit gassed
MEME FIGHT
HOKIT IS GASSED
>>154195600who?
>this fuckin fightdo heavyweights really
I have sex with men
is this good for Curtis Blaydes?
GAAASSSSSSSSSSSYYYYY
FUCKING BOYED
actually comical how bad HW is
>>154195741
>>154195735rich franklin
wtf
lost a whole liter of blood on his back
My wife just asked for Blaydes's instagram username...
Lmao
bahahahaha
If a heavyweight doesn't knock out their opponent in the first round, the next two rounds will be awful.
he just fucking flipped him off
SloppyFuckingBanger
LMAO
BUCK STATUS??
swang and bang kino
This is more strikes than Curtis has thrown in his last five fights.
>kwabkit
OH NO NOOOO
HOLY KEK
he pulled out the middle finger, it's over
Homer Simpson ass fight
heavyweight is pretty funny joke
HOCHUL STATUS
herb dean the real hero atm
One minute left this is a good hw first round
has anyone ever been more gassed than blaydes is right now?
That should be a point, desu.
If you're degenerate, live bet on this going to decision
KINO SLOPPY BANGER
these guys need some milk
WHOOOORRRLLL STAAHHH
>THIS FUCKING ROUND
Curtis Pillowfist Blaydes
PUNK ASS YT BOY
imagine if he does the rick flair drop
has picksbong forsaken us?
>Get ass beat>Throw up middle fingerDiaz school of fighting
these guys did in 1 round what walker and reyes couldn't do in 3
herb "i wanna see a heem" dean
based based based
>>154195754fuck you
lmfao hokit is drunkenly stumbling around the octagon
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
yeah this is peak
>>154195472
>keeps flipping him off >smiling that’s my guy
SCORE THAT, FAGGOTS
imagine if they had gas for more. peds should be the norm for heavyweight
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO HOKIT
Aight I'm on the Hokit Rocket now. Based fucking fight.
KINO
we are back to tank abott level HWs again
glorious round lmao
LITERALLY BUM FIGHTTHESE NIGGAS CAN BARELY WALK
Don Frye vs Takayama -esque
based bumfightSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANGSWANG>BANG
One of the best retard fights ever
literally 30 seconds of gas out of hokit lmao
heavyweight kino
>>154195765I NEEED an autistic cosplay slut gf
AM I RIGHT MIAMI???
>>154195800silly youtube boys
JUST BLEED!JUST BLEED!
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
BUM FIGHT KINO
KINO KINO KINO
LMAOOOOO this fight is based
>>154195818Blaydes obviously, Hokit is about to go down in the 2nd
1-0 BlaydesHokit is channeling the soul of Nate Diaz
Hokit is fun, its what HW needs
fight of the NIGHT
>>154195636shut up cuck
HOKIT WIL HEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMM
BROS THIS IS LIKE KIMBO VS DADA
this is wild bro
OOOOOOO EYYYYYY
this fucking guy lmfao
STREET BEEFS KINO
4-0 middle fingers from Hokit
>takedown attemptBlaydes losing the story
>>154195861lol
nah but this nigga mastered the drunken style
blaydes had him goddamn now he will regret not finishing
Hokit doubters went to bed early
If blaydes took 3 months of a Muay Thai class he could have ended this with a knee in the clinch 5 minutes ago.
isn't herb supposed to warn him for taunting
Hookit is puching in slowmotion kek
blaydes looks so fuckin lost lmfao
>>154195765Where's the horse?
>>154195877Mori is busy
Some anon said it already but top 5 hw getting worked by an unranked is grim
>ALEX LOSES TO THIS THEY ARE JUST TO BIG MAN
U S A
fat retards are making a banger
>>154195873Weak posture
hokit is losing 3 months of his career every time blaydes lands
>>154195872Florida rules I guess.
Here it is! JUST LIKE THAT IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLL OVER
SWANG AND BANG
holy fuck
just throw punches basically
FUCKING GIVE EACH OTHER BRAIN DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!
they are both gonna be retarded after this
I've never seen a black nigga wear damage as badly as blaydes
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154195882Bro Alex vs Hokit PLEASE that shit would be so funny.
>pillow hands
>>154195881deliciously grim
RETARD POWEEEEER
this nigga nuts
>>154195765name?
>>154195886This is what hw should be
HIS WEIGHT IS ALL BLOOD
>>154195902how do you think we got here in the first place
>1 middle fingerCringe>5+ middle fingersBoy status
CTE KINO>CTE KINOCTE KINO>CTE KINOCTE KINO>CTE KINO
first time i've ever rooted this hard for a black fighter
FUCKING HOW IS THE NIGGER STILL STANDING
God's grimiest CTE warrior
>coach screaming "move your head"
the damage they're taking here is fucking life changing for both of these guys
Josh FraudKitFraudus Blaydes
pic related is herb dean. needs to tell that wite boy to put the finger down but he wont
Hokit saw god in one of those clinch upper cuts
HOLY SHIT THESE NIGGAS CANT KO EVEN A FLYWEIGHT
lobotomising each other
Hokit is a based retard
kino fight
LMFAO
this guy cte is crazy
STREETBEEFS
Tom Aspinall never put on a show like this.
>>154195907These are some good chins
really hope this nigga gets FOTN AND POTN
I think both of them were knocked out mid way through the 1st round and they're both out on their feet lmfao
This fight is insane
1-1 could be 2-0 blaydes
>>154195934Nothing you don’t see in a wrestling room. They’ll be fine
Blaydes never heard of clinching when hurt
walker heems both of these bums
K I N OINO
>>154195955>>154195955>>154195955>>154195955
>>154195945joe rogan said cte isnt real
fights so sloppy i cant even hate anymoregodspeed to both men
HOKIT IS JESTERMAXXED!!!
1-1
PURE KINO
defence hasn't been great
This is what sean strickland thinks he looks like
GET HIM SOME VIAGRA
let them fight at the white house right now
>>154195873>emily feldshe's still around? I haven't thought of her in a long time>2003did I just admit to being a nonce?
>>154195916norafawn
heavyweight is a jokerank five getting kod by an unranked fighter whose 20 pounds lighter
>>154195952tom would quit after the first middle finger
Funniest shit I've ever seen
>>154195967theres two fights left lol
So we are officially having fake scripted WWE fights in the UFC now? I knew this day would come. This is shit.
>>154195987>22 years old>noncedon't be a fag
havent stood for a fight in awhile lol
>>154196030What was the last fight to do it
dc is an idiot
theres a new thread btw thanks for telling me assholes>>154195955>>154195955
>>154196087They did though. >>154195967
>>154196096touche
2-1 BlaydesVery clearly won round 3Don't know what the Commentary was talking aboutHokit is cool though