>outruns Usain Bolt
>>154202494oo oo aah aah
he makes Vinicius look normal lol
>Foot Disease Foot Disease is the fastest runner on the planet
Just a friendly reminder guys, I WILL be monitoring this thread for any racism.
glad to see he made something of himself
>>154204754wanker
>>154204676nah vini is maybe the ugliest professional athlete of all time
>>15420249419.67 is a real statement, this is the first time I genuinely start seeing the hype. Promise and age progression are different from the actual performance maximum. But this is really good. Still a world away from 19.19, but he does have enough time for that
>>154202494>gout goutthat can't be realno way
>>154204754A monitor?
>>154205531His actual name is Guot Guot, apparently. But the Australian bureaucracy fucked it up and now everyone uses the wrong name
fascinating how wide he can open his mouth
>>154205717And his hairline is fascinating as well
every day I laugh at all the Germans who thought Canada and Australia are great places because Germany is going to shit
>>154205941Australia is still better than every country on this dying, shithole continent that isn't named Norway or Switzerland.
>>154206098What good about Norway?
>>154202494Can’t deny evolution after seeing this guy. Must be a well adapted ambush predator in African grasslands.
>>154206142It’s not Sw*den
>>154202494Why don’t Abos run as fast as Africans? Our land is mostly flat and full of roos bouncing at 90 km/h.
>>154206260survival was probably so easy
Australia took in South Sudanese refugees and many of them are finding success. This should not be mocked by 30 year old racist mongs still living with mommy. Go find jobs.
>>154206326>this simian mf gets rimmed by 10/10 white australian girls daily
This guy is bald at 18
>>154206314they stole my bike
>>154206326damn this nigger is horrendous looking
Show me the birth certificate
>>154206326Him run fast?
>>154206326Imagine his face when he cums
>>154202494>>154206326
>>154206326At least South Sudanese don't have to cope with going bald with hairlines like his
>>154206326>"human"
>>154206701ayo das raycis y'all
>>154206326can't wait for a cartoonist here to draw him like serena williams
You just know he eats human flesh
>>154202494I've already watched this episode
>>154202494Call me racist but this isn't a human
>>154206326one race the human race
What happened to "east africans cant run short distances"You guys are clowns that know nothing
>>154207535australia isn't in east africa
>>154206326waiting for him and Vini to link up, need it or keep it?
>>154206326OOH OOH AAAH AAAH
>>154206326>>154206701>>154207690Mods do your fucking job ffs
What a useless, and quite frankly misleading, headline. Wake me when he breaks the record.
>>154205425Ribéry comes to mind
>>154207535Omanyala also exists, but he quickly disappeared againBut the general distinction is very clear. West Africans dominate short distances, East Africans dominate long distances. It’s still a valid statementI wonder if we‘ll ever see a great West African distance runner. It seems more far-fetched somehow
>>154206956he's probably on that GW501516 shit that gives you cancer
>>154206326This can't be real
>>154208964It is?
>>154206326Come on cuh what do you want me to say
>>154206220based
what age are you peak speed? I feel like 22 would be the fastest you ever are but maybe you can train it into your late 30s
>>154206326Somebody needs to take him aside and tell him to let the hair go. He may run fast but he lost the fight with baldness.
>>154206326
>>154202494
>>154202494He looks exactly like a chimpanzee, just in facial features
>>154206326Lol I call bullshit on this whole thing. This is one of those "no one knew how old he actually was so we picked a number" situations. This dude is like 27. Never trust african "prodigies" because they're usually grown-ass men larping as teenagers and their performance never improves like it should because by the time they're hitting their "prime" they're actually 37
>>154212936He was born in Australia, and his athletic progression fits a teenagerThe ridiculous part is that he has ridiculous media hype around him. If you only read headlines and/or are not too knowledgeable about sprinting times, you're bound to think he has already dunked on Bolt once and for all and is basically the best ever already, just in an early phase. And that's just ridiculousI don't think anybody has ever heard of Gary Card for example. Puripol Boonson and Sorato Shimizu are getting some headlines now and then, they had their five minutes of fame at least. But Gout Gout? He's making positive headlines whenever he steps on track, even without perfect results
>>154206326I actually burst out laughing when I saw the thumbnail.
>>154206956They're all on the gas, the key is having a jew agent/manager/coach/IOC head so they brush it under the table/give you a heads up when testing is coming/give you the undetectable stuff
>>154213225>I don't think anybody has ever heard of Gary Card for example. Puripol Boonson and Sorato Shimizu are getting some headlines now and then, they had their five minutes of fame at leastGout Gout just ran the 16th fastest time ever dumbass
>>154213437He had insane hype long before yesterday, you dumb faggot. And it's still overblown in proportion, he's half a second away from Bolt's 200m WR and everyone jazzes up age progression as if this is the deciding factor. "Surpassed Bolt" and so onEven when his 100m PR remained at 10.17, he got way more credit in this event than Card and Boonson, despite the latter two being faster. And then he ran a 10.00 and it got even more extreme. No one is saying he's bad, show me where I said that. I'm saying he's getting extreme amounts of attention, not fully warranted in relation to other talents and where he is at right now
new trampoline track/broken wind gauge, #2 had a previous PB of 20.41. he's another fahnbulleh until he proves otherwiseGout Gout: 19.67 (WL) (NR)Aidan Murphy: 19.88 (PB)Calab Law: 20.21 (PB)Christopher Ius: 20.26 (PB)Archer McHugh: 20.37 (PB)Rory Easton: 20.37 (PB)Sebastian Milverton: 20.83 (PB)Joseph Ayoade: 21.13
>>154213561>not fully warranted in relation to other talents and where he is at right nowAbsolutely fully warranted, 16th fastest time ever
>>154213621He doesn't get the 16th most hype ever
>>154202494Gout as in joint?
>>154206326This is not an evolved human
>>154208200What did you expect from fake news BBC?
>>154206326Uglier than an Ape’s ass.
>>154205917They evolved aerodynamics, they can run fast so they don't get eaten by like kangaroos or some shit idk.
>>154208135OOK OOK
>>154206326average brazilian
>>154202494niggas name is gout lol
>>154202494This looks like the type of African to move to a western nation and wear a long ass polo and always be carrying something
>>154206408>and basically... you're fucking stupid
>>154206142They have oil so they can actually care for their infrastructure.>>154208230Ribéry was a fucking supermodel in comparison to whatever the OP is.
>>154206326>18These noggers always seems somewhere between 30-40 despite being 17-20
He has a full on aussie accent too.
>>154212936He looks like he’s 27 because he’s on the gas.They are all on the gas. Bolt was on the gas, everyone else on the Jamaica team was busted for being on the gas except Bolt.Bolt just gets to keep his legacy because he had a good PR team.
>>154218001>on the gas.
>>154218068Nitrous oxide, also known as hippy crack or laughing gas. By doing it every day, his constant laughter made him develop that gigantic mouth.Also, he's on peds.
>>154218068Anon says Gout‘s roiding, as is very JamaicanHe leaves out Americans despite them constantly getting caught, but I assume he just went with the Jamaicans because they are more illustrious
>>154206326Clearly doctored, here's the original...
>>154206220bodied that freak
>>154216722I was curious and checked one of his interviews and yeah, he sounds perfectly Australian. Looks like he was actually born in Australia (to South Sudanese parents which explains his pitch-black skin) so that makes sense.
>>154206326If I drew a picture of him I would get attacked for racism
>>154202494Wow and at such a young age, absolutely insane. He is not human
>>154206220Fug :DDDDDDD
>>154218001noo haha not my bolt he's a genuine freak of nature™
>>154218159>He leaves out Americans despite them constantly getting caughtEveryone roid, but first worlder have a harder time roiding because it's way easier to track their athletes and there's more local support for agencies.It's a known fact.
>>154202494The urge to kill whitey drives him forward
>>154218001The best part about the Bolt thing was>Clearly taking steroids>Olympic committee say they went a piss test>Jamaica shit themselves and say they'll do the piss test in their totally modern and state of the art lab>Some back and forth with Jamaica trying to delay it>Olympic Committee reluctantly agree so they don't get called racist>Jamaica get a piss sample from Bolt>Edit: Allegedly get a piss sample from Bolt>No one really knows if there was a sample because the lab mysteriously burnt down before it could be tested and because there was so much back and forth and delay about everything getting a new sample would be pointless because the gear was already out of his system by then>Then came all of the Discovery Channel™ cope about how he's so elite because he has long legs or whateverAt the end of the day it happens in all sports. It's like that big bike race they do touring France. Easily 25 years ago they did a piss test on the winner who, big surprise failed, so whoever finished 2nd was declared the winner. But they also failed a piss test so it went to 3rd place as the winner. This went on and on until they got a clean sample and it was from whoever finished 18th or 19th I can't be sure. So they just basically abandoned the whole thing and said "say la V" or whatever those crazy baguette eating bastards say.
>>154220210>that big bike race they do touring France.onions
>>154206326Is he balding? What the fuck is that forehead
>>154206326This image and its replies are the funniest things I've seen in a good while.
>>154206408and with a hairline like that at 18 no less
>>154222750Gervinho lookin ahh
>>154220358kek
>>154206326I saw this nigga in Tintin in the Congo
>>154206326whitest man in Argentina btw
>>154202494Who names their kid Foot Disease x2
>>154206326You'll never findba ba ba baA hairline like mineAs long as you liiiiiiiiiiiiive
>>154225671The family is actually named Guot, Australian immigration wrote it down incorrectly and now his father is seething that his famous son‘s name looks ridiculous
>>154206326Jesus fucking Christ
>>154202494>>154206326how much ghost hominid admixture does this nigga have?
